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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,407 --> 00:00:02,345 Roxanna: Previously on "The Art of More." 2 00:00:02,387 --> 00:00:03,415 Brukner: Come on, get on the plane. 3 00:00:03,457 --> 00:00:05,407 Let's see how well you roll with the punches. 4 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:09,932 Some of my collection didn't come through the normal channels. 5 00:00:09,974 --> 00:00:13,516 Whoever works with me would have to be ready for that. 6 00:00:13,687 --> 00:00:15,264 Where are we with the Swift Collection? 7 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:18,324 The volume isn't quite as extensive as we'd hoped. 8 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:19,678 What about the Van Gogh? 9 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,611 That painting your father gave you? 10 00:00:21,653 --> 00:00:22,965 The fake Renoir? 11 00:00:23,007 --> 00:00:26,006 Does your father still know how to get in touch with the guy who did it? 12 00:00:26,048 --> 00:00:27,046 Well, show me what you got. 13 00:00:27,088 --> 00:00:29,076 My brother. He brought it home from the place he works. 14 00:00:29,118 --> 00:00:31,645 - I need the mask back. - These people don't play, Ryan! 15 00:00:31,687 --> 00:00:34,086 I just made a deal for it with a man you don't want to disappoint. 16 00:00:34,128 --> 00:00:35,086 I need that mask back. 17 00:00:35,128 --> 00:00:36,391 It'll cost you. 18 00:00:39,168 --> 00:00:43,167 Chittenden: We estimated this from 3100, BC. 19 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:47,846 One of the earliest representations of the human face. 20 00:00:48,156 --> 00:00:49,186 The asking price? 21 00:00:50,031 --> 00:00:53,980 600,000 pounds. Quite a bargain, really. 22 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,290 (in Arabic) 23 00:00:57,021 --> 00:01:01,051 Here in the West, we call it the Sumerian Mona Lisa. 24 00:01:02,061 --> 00:01:03,091 (in Arabic) 25 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:06,131 We can't exceed 500. 26 00:01:09,051 --> 00:01:10,089 580. 27 00:01:10,131 --> 00:01:13,531 And only because I feel strongly 28 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:17,658 that this wonderful piece belongs in its own country. 29 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:20,581 If you so strongly it belongs in our country, 30 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:22,941 why don't give it to us. 31 00:01:23,171 --> 00:01:25,281 580 is as low as I go. 32 00:01:27,991 --> 00:01:29,101 (in Arabic) 33 00:01:44,981 --> 00:01:47,061 You are a merciless negotiator, my friend. 34 00:01:49,121 --> 00:01:55,059 Please tell President Hussein that I am thrilled that his generosity will allow 35 00:01:55,101 --> 00:01:58,600 this wonderful cultural touchstone 36 00:01:58,642 --> 00:02:01,765 to be viewed publicly for decades to come. 37 00:02:07,101 --> 00:02:09,245 Miguel: I knew that mask was worth something. 38 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:13,543 I hear about those auctions you throw. A million dollars for a soup can? 39 00:02:13,585 --> 00:02:17,382 You hear about that one? Rich assholes will buy anything. 40 00:02:18,631 --> 00:02:20,059 This is the spot. 41 00:02:20,101 --> 00:02:23,279 If you knew the mask was so valuable, why'd you bring it to this shithole? 42 00:02:24,021 --> 00:02:26,059 'Cause Mr. Chen sells this kind of stuff. 43 00:02:26,101 --> 00:02:27,914 - This guy? - Yeah, this is the guy. 44 00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:31,051 Mr. Chen. This is our man. 45 00:02:32,061 --> 00:02:33,196 $200. 46 00:02:33,238 --> 00:02:35,029 For what? You had it on consignment. 47 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:39,494 Take up table space. It's 200 for what would sell, it not there! 48 00:02:39,536 --> 00:02:42,449 Table space? Table space fee's on you. 49 00:02:46,161 --> 00:02:47,941 That's mine. 50 00:03:01,141 --> 00:03:05,548 Heinrich! Thank you for meeting me and on such short notice. 51 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:07,089 Guten tag. Welcome to Germany. 52 00:03:07,131 --> 00:03:08,131 Danke. 53 00:03:09,171 --> 00:03:12,049 I am flattered that you admire my work. 54 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:15,041 I have several new pieces I would be very happy to show you. 55 00:03:16,061 --> 00:03:18,941 Actually, I'm interested in your other talent. 56 00:03:19,961 --> 00:03:22,989 Other talent? I don't understand. 57 00:03:23,491 --> 00:03:26,481 You painted a foolproof Renoir for Michael Pearson. 58 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,665 I'd like you to do the same for me. 59 00:03:30,141 --> 00:03:32,628 For your private collection? A Renoir? 60 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:34,039 A Van Gogh. 61 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:36,074 Van Gogh. Which one? 62 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:39,483 I once did a "Starry Night" for a gentleman in Shanghai. 63 00:03:39,526 --> 00:03:44,019 This would not be a duplicate. It would be an original piece. Unknown. 64 00:03:44,061 --> 00:03:47,009 Just discovered. We would come up with a likely subject matter, 65 00:03:47,051 --> 00:03:50,099 technique and of course, you would have to use the exact supplies 66 00:03:50,141 --> 00:03:52,099 he would've used. Canvas from the period... 67 00:03:52,141 --> 00:03:54,733 I am well aware of what I would need. 68 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:59,991 But again, this is an original for your own private collection? 69 00:04:01,497 --> 00:04:04,079 I would auction it. As I said your work is... 70 00:04:04,121 --> 00:04:05,463 Nein. Too dangerous. I am not in... 71 00:04:05,505 --> 00:04:08,031 I can offer you $50,000 for your services. 72 00:04:11,021 --> 00:04:16,673 Fraulein, I love it here. Why would I risk going to prison? 73 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:17,830 A hundred thousand. 74 00:04:18,387 --> 00:04:20,659 And another hundred thousand if it passes inspection 75 00:04:20,702 --> 00:04:22,109 and sells at auction. 76 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:25,129 All of it deposited into whatever off-shore account you choose, 77 00:04:25,171 --> 00:04:27,061 payable to whomever you want. 78 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,390 I would need half up front. 79 00:04:31,432 --> 00:04:36,692 Not a problem. And I assure you, this will be handled discreetly. 80 00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:39,971 How much time do I have? 81 00:04:41,452 --> 00:04:42,351 48 hours. 82 00:04:43,151 --> 00:04:44,161 (scoffs) 83 00:05:04,853 --> 00:05:08,068 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 84 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,011 I have the mask. Tell them to relax. 85 00:05:18,011 --> 00:05:20,949 Hey, excuse me. They said I should talk to you. 86 00:05:20,991 --> 00:05:22,121 I'll drop it off this afternoon. 87 00:05:23,494 --> 00:05:24,969 Sure. How can I help you? 88 00:05:25,011 --> 00:05:26,514 I'm interested in the hat. 89 00:05:26,556 --> 00:05:30,591 Yeah, it's incredible. It was formerly owned by the Napoleon Museum in Havana, 90 00:05:30,633 --> 00:05:34,663 then a Russian oil magnate and now the Camilleri in Malta. 91 00:05:34,705 --> 00:05:35,999 I'm Graham, by the way. 92 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:40,357 Yeah, Joey Silver. You don't have to sell me on it. Just tell me how much it is. 93 00:05:40,399 --> 00:05:42,799 Well, I can tell you the reserve's over a million. 94 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:45,099 Oh, I don't want to reserve it. I want to buy it. 95 00:05:45,141 --> 00:05:47,508 And don't worry, I'm good for it. 96 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:51,629 It's... It's not that. By the way, I love Sub Attack. 97 00:05:51,671 --> 00:05:53,979 Probably had a thousand Sonar Specials. 98 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,941 Oh, you're my kind of guy. 99 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:59,979 I'll tell you what, the next one is on us. 100 00:06:00,021 --> 00:06:03,949 Thank you. Well, this is an auction house. So we won't know the final selling price 101 00:06:03,991 --> 00:06:05,979 until the auction's complete. 102 00:06:06,021 --> 00:06:09,009 Hey, at least now I know what being a moron feels like. 103 00:06:09,051 --> 00:06:12,051 Well, no, no, no. I keep telling them to put a sign out front, so people know. 104 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:16,721 Listen, I can make the owner a pre-auction offer on your behalf. 105 00:06:16,764 --> 00:06:18,959 Or you can come back in a couple of days and bid on it. 106 00:06:19,001 --> 00:06:23,039 No. I know myself all too well for that. If I start bidding, 107 00:06:23,081 --> 00:06:27,612 I'm going to keep on bidding until I win. Which means that, uh, nah... 108 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,051 things could get out of hand. 109 00:06:31,021 --> 00:06:34,049 Well, now that's too bad. This guy's my role model. 110 00:06:34,091 --> 00:06:37,332 He's shrewd and relentless. Short. 111 00:06:37,374 --> 00:06:41,019 Hey, no, you know that's... That's one of history's great misconceptions. 112 00:06:41,061 --> 00:06:45,039 Napoleon was 5'6", which in his day was a very average height. 113 00:06:45,081 --> 00:06:47,099 So what are you saying, I'm the only short guy? 114 00:06:47,141 --> 00:06:48,109 No! Come on. 115 00:06:48,151 --> 00:06:50,776 Relax kid, I'm just busting your balls. 116 00:06:54,793 --> 00:06:57,917 So you're saying that I can offer money for it before the auction. 117 00:06:58,406 --> 00:07:00,061 That's right. 118 00:07:08,884 --> 00:07:10,802 Has it passed muster with Authentication? 119 00:07:10,845 --> 00:07:13,458 In process. I don't foresee any problems. 120 00:07:13,786 --> 00:07:15,496 And you just happened upon it. 121 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:16,979 At the Rhode Island estate. 122 00:07:17,021 --> 00:07:19,657 What about the family? Any push back? I mean, relinquishing half the profits 123 00:07:19,699 --> 00:07:21,870 from what could be a half billion dollar sale. 124 00:07:21,912 --> 00:07:23,930 I've been in contact with the executor, Richard Swift. 125 00:07:23,972 --> 00:07:27,840 I want him to feel like he's a part of the team. Seems to be working. 126 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:30,379 I told him about the Van Gogh and he's thrilled. 127 00:07:30,421 --> 00:07:33,296 Keep him thrilled. But you know, under control. 128 00:07:33,338 --> 00:07:37,308 Miles, come have a look at Roxanna's new Van Gogh. 129 00:07:40,288 --> 00:07:41,607 Miles: Don't recognize it. 130 00:07:41,757 --> 00:07:44,093 That's not surprising. It's never been seen. 131 00:07:47,165 --> 00:07:49,133 Clearly Arles period. 132 00:07:49,434 --> 00:07:51,384 Something from the wheat field series. 133 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:53,792 (sighs) 134 00:07:54,812 --> 00:07:55,812 It's impressive. 135 00:07:58,822 --> 00:07:59,862 Congratulations. 136 00:08:04,762 --> 00:08:07,790 Oh, um, are you still trying to get the Brukner account? 137 00:08:07,832 --> 00:08:08,810 Of course. 138 00:08:08,852 --> 00:08:12,752 Because I just read on Artsnitch that it includes several stolen pieces. 139 00:08:13,832 --> 00:08:14,930 According to whom? 140 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:16,880 Oh, you know, the usual... 141 00:08:17,681 --> 00:08:18,681 Insiders. 142 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,374 Belinda on phone: Have you seen Artsnitch? 143 00:08:25,865 --> 00:08:27,760 What the hell is Artsnitch? 144 00:08:27,802 --> 00:08:29,499 It's a blog about the art world. 145 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:31,860 I'm going to forward it to you. I think you're gonna want to have a look at this. 146 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:32,942 (bleeps) 147 00:08:34,356 --> 00:08:38,117 "Sam Brukner hasn't decided to go with DeGraaf's or Parke-Mason. 148 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:40,078 "Or is it the other way around? 149 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,314 "Insiders tell Artsnitch, both houses are looking into 150 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,469 "reports that more than a few pieces in his collection are stolen." 151 00:08:47,665 --> 00:08:48,665 (phone ringing) 152 00:08:49,742 --> 00:08:50,750 Brukner: What the hell is this? 153 00:08:50,792 --> 00:08:53,486 I have no idea, Sam. I only just saw it myself. 154 00:08:53,528 --> 00:08:57,074 But I promise you I have not shared anything you told me with anyone. 155 00:08:57,116 --> 00:08:59,276 And why would I? I'm still trying to nail down your account. 156 00:08:59,318 --> 00:09:01,354 Find me the low life that wrote this. 157 00:09:01,396 --> 00:09:02,618 Give me a few hours. 158 00:09:05,541 --> 00:09:07,150 I'm so sorry about that. 159 00:09:10,812 --> 00:09:11,942 Okay. Uh... 160 00:09:14,792 --> 00:09:17,951 I think the reserve price on the Napoleon bicorne is pretty aggressive, 161 00:09:17,993 --> 00:09:21,025 so an offer of $2.3 million is more than fair. 162 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:25,260 Perhaps. But as I told you, The Camilleri Museum does not see itself 163 00:09:25,302 --> 00:09:28,396 as the owner of a 19th century bicorne. 164 00:09:28,671 --> 00:09:32,820 It sees itself as the conservator of a historic artifact. 165 00:09:32,862 --> 00:09:36,698 We are parting with it only because we are in need of operating funds. 166 00:09:36,852 --> 00:09:39,120 We need the next conservator to be 167 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:43,194 one who treats it with the respect and reverence it is due. 168 00:09:43,236 --> 00:09:45,790 Well, Mr. Silver is a true Napoleon aficionado. 169 00:09:45,832 --> 00:09:47,650 He cares deeply about his legacy. 170 00:09:47,692 --> 00:09:50,752 Is he an academic? A curator? 171 00:09:51,317 --> 00:09:55,183 Ah, no. No, he's, uh, he's a restaurateur. 172 00:09:56,098 --> 00:09:58,938 Does he plan on displaying the hat in his restaurant? 173 00:09:59,968 --> 00:10:01,592 I do not think this will please my colleagues. 174 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:02,858 This is not about money. 175 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,165 No, no, of course not. 176 00:10:04,207 --> 00:10:07,096 He's a very serious student of the Napoleonic era. 177 00:10:07,138 --> 00:10:09,068 In fact, I invited him here so you... 178 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:13,138 (laughs) 179 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:16,958 Uh... 180 00:10:17,978 --> 00:10:19,016 How you doing? 181 00:10:19,058 --> 00:10:21,480 Mrs. Zammit, this is Joey Silver. 182 00:10:21,522 --> 00:10:22,448 (Silver clears throat) 183 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:26,546 (in French) 184 00:10:26,725 --> 00:10:29,937 That means I bring you greetings from the battlefront. 185 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:32,028 You must be Ms. Zammit. 186 00:10:34,464 --> 00:10:35,746 Bonjour. 187 00:10:38,988 --> 00:10:40,239 He lives and breathes Napoleon. 188 00:10:40,281 --> 00:10:42,964 Yeah, well you said Giovanna here wanted to make sure 189 00:10:43,006 --> 00:10:45,302 that whoever she sold it to is a big time fan. 190 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:48,853 So, a picture's worth a thousand words, right? 191 00:10:49,552 --> 00:10:51,938 - Yeah? - Yeah. Looks great. 192 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:54,839 Roxanna: Isn't it amazing? 193 00:10:56,266 --> 00:10:58,777 That is an understatement. 194 00:10:58,819 --> 00:11:01,847 We're estimating it'll go for 40 to 50 million. 195 00:11:02,311 --> 00:11:05,339 And half of it goes to my great uncle's art education program? 196 00:11:05,393 --> 00:11:06,686 Of course. 197 00:11:07,869 --> 00:11:10,779 The auction's already being called the most important of the decade. 198 00:11:11,809 --> 00:11:14,809 Which is why I'm glad someone who knows what she's doing is handling everything. 199 00:11:16,232 --> 00:11:19,062 And looking amazing as she does. 200 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,329 Were you close with your great-uncle, Richard? 201 00:11:22,372 --> 00:11:23,442 Not really. 202 00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:29,767 But apparently he was impressed, that unlike most of my relatives, 203 00:11:29,809 --> 00:11:32,849 I was capable of making a small contribution to society. 204 00:11:33,889 --> 00:11:34,937 What do you do? 205 00:11:34,979 --> 00:11:41,522 I'm a carpenter. I design and build chairs, cabinets, tables. 206 00:11:41,899 --> 00:11:43,737 Well, I'd love to see your work. 207 00:11:43,779 --> 00:11:44,757 Really? 208 00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:49,095 Oh, well, I'd love to show it to you. 209 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,949 And I'd love for you to tell me where you got the fake Van Gogh. 210 00:11:57,889 --> 00:12:01,897 See, a year ago I cataloged every piece in every basement and attic. 211 00:12:02,316 --> 00:12:07,341 And this painting wasn't among the 786... 212 00:12:07,383 --> 00:12:08,757 that I recorded. 213 00:12:08,799 --> 00:12:10,620 Well, you must have missed it. 214 00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:16,576 It was in storage behind some of the lesser known pieces at the Rhode Island estate. 215 00:12:16,889 --> 00:12:18,829 Why don't we talk about this over dinner? 216 00:12:20,712 --> 00:12:22,652 Somewhere, where we can speak a little more honestly. 217 00:12:22,939 --> 00:12:24,545 More honestly? 218 00:12:25,559 --> 00:12:29,705 If you have concerns, I can have Authentications take a second look, 219 00:12:29,769 --> 00:12:31,691 but I assure you it will delay the auction. 220 00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:32,947 No, no. There's no need for that. 221 00:12:33,798 --> 00:12:37,450 But we do need to talk. Too many ears here. 222 00:12:44,859 --> 00:12:46,170 Hey, Solomon! 223 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:47,887 How's it going? 224 00:12:47,929 --> 00:12:48,927 Okay. 225 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,999 Thanks for getting me that Druzinsky address. How's school? 226 00:12:52,769 --> 00:12:55,957 Boring. You needed to come all the way across town to ask me that? 227 00:12:55,999 --> 00:12:58,785 There's a website called artsnitch.com. 228 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,767 You think you could get into their e-mail? 229 00:13:00,809 --> 00:13:03,407 You want me to explain what Instagram is, too? 230 00:13:03,819 --> 00:13:05,807 Were you always this cocky? 'Cause what I remember is, 231 00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:07,887 "Oh, that's tough! I'm not sure I'd know how to do that!" 232 00:13:07,929 --> 00:13:10,651 Cleaning your credit report was a lot harder. 233 00:13:11,779 --> 00:13:13,442 - Artsnitch.com? - Yeah. 234 00:13:13,484 --> 00:13:16,140 Okay. How much you paying? 235 00:13:16,182 --> 00:13:17,478 500. 236 00:13:17,929 --> 00:13:22,767 They posted an article about a guy named Brukner. B-R-U-K-N-E-R. 237 00:13:22,809 --> 00:13:25,737 I need a listing of all e-mails containing that name 238 00:13:25,779 --> 00:13:28,113 and a street address of the computer that sent them. 239 00:13:28,839 --> 00:13:30,421 - That's it? - That's it. 240 00:13:31,789 --> 00:13:36,302 Got my SAT scores back. 2400! That's a perfect score. 241 00:13:36,444 --> 00:13:37,917 You do that legitimately? 242 00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:39,294 More or less. 243 00:13:39,336 --> 00:13:40,317 Come on, Solomon. 244 00:13:40,359 --> 00:13:42,847 A guy with your talents could write his own ticket in the legitimate world. 245 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,929 - You know, I could even... - I'll call you when I have the info. 246 00:13:46,356 --> 00:13:49,390 Richard, I think I gave you the wrong impression at the office. 247 00:13:50,191 --> 00:13:52,817 I was so shocked by your assumption that I probably... 248 00:13:52,859 --> 00:13:54,520 Don't you think this would be more enjoyable 249 00:13:54,563 --> 00:13:55,891 if you stopped circling the wagons? 250 00:13:57,530 --> 00:14:02,727 I mean, I'm sure we can work out an agreement that doesn't involve the police 251 00:14:02,769 --> 00:14:04,779 or any of the Swift clan. 252 00:14:05,715 --> 00:14:08,657 Let me ask you something, if the Van Gogh were a forgery, 253 00:14:08,699 --> 00:14:11,459 why would you want any part of it? You don't need the money. 254 00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:13,446 There's a casino in Macau that thinks otherwise. 255 00:14:13,488 --> 00:14:19,072 Besides, giving away half the proceeds is the perfect... cover. 256 00:14:19,915 --> 00:14:21,466 I assume that was your idea. 257 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,723 It was your great-uncle's idea. 258 00:14:23,765 --> 00:14:27,683 Also perfect. No one can ask him now, can they? 259 00:14:27,725 --> 00:14:30,432 I don't understand what it is you're trying to accomplish here. 260 00:14:30,474 --> 00:14:34,655 There are scores of fake masterpieces auctioned every year. 261 00:14:35,715 --> 00:14:39,675 Researched, authorized and sold for hundreds of millions of dollars. 262 00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:42,602 The Van Gogh is genuine. 263 00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:44,713 Uh, you take some time and you think about that. 264 00:14:45,102 --> 00:14:47,463 But know this. That anxious feeling 265 00:14:47,505 --> 00:14:50,125 that you have in your stomach, that will go away. 266 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:51,715 I won't. 267 00:15:19,755 --> 00:15:21,775 - (car alarm blaring) - (gasps) 268 00:15:22,775 --> 00:15:23,795 (alarm chirps) 269 00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:51,692 Typical messed up Connor move. 270 00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:54,633 Rides up from New York at the crack of dawn. No notice. 271 00:15:54,675 --> 00:15:56,354 I wouldn't want to let you down. 272 00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:57,459 Hold on. 273 00:16:03,287 --> 00:16:04,727 Hey, man, I'm glad it's you. 274 00:16:05,455 --> 00:16:07,614 I thought it could have been my landlord. 275 00:16:08,745 --> 00:16:10,763 Seriously, man, you're always welcome. 276 00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:13,191 How you been? Everything good? 277 00:16:14,635 --> 00:16:16,120 Tell you about the girl I was seeing? 278 00:16:16,631 --> 00:16:17,674 No. 279 00:16:17,716 --> 00:16:21,635 She worked the drive-thru window at McDonald's. So one day I asked her out. 280 00:16:22,745 --> 00:16:25,377 She was a lot of fun, man. Killer body. 281 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,368 But with the leg, I don't know. It's like, she didn't know whether to ignore it, 282 00:16:30,410 --> 00:16:33,815 feel sorry for me... I think it kind of freaked her out. 283 00:16:35,234 --> 00:16:37,038 She's the wrong girl for you. 284 00:16:38,185 --> 00:16:39,723 Hey, you still working at that warehouse? 285 00:16:40,119 --> 00:16:41,354 I got fired. 286 00:16:42,695 --> 00:16:45,145 So, I took some IT classes. I'm looking around, you know. 287 00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:49,317 It seems to be the only gig I'm qualified for these days. Just looking around. 288 00:16:50,108 --> 00:16:51,574 You should come down to the city. 289 00:16:51,918 --> 00:16:53,343 I know you'd get something down there. 290 00:16:53,385 --> 00:16:54,565 You could crash with me. 291 00:16:54,607 --> 00:16:57,633 I'll think about it, man. You seeing anybody? 292 00:16:57,675 --> 00:17:00,247 Nah. I've been out a couple of times with this girl from work. 293 00:17:00,289 --> 00:17:05,593 Her grandfather owns the joint. So, it might get kind of complicated. 294 00:17:05,635 --> 00:17:08,683 Well, things got kind of complicated with Sanaa, too. You ever talk to her? 295 00:17:09,064 --> 00:17:10,634 Not for a long time. 296 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,655 I've been having those dreams... 297 00:17:20,655 --> 00:17:21,665 a lot. 298 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,137 Mostly Tikrit. 299 00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:28,467 I kill everyone in the house. 300 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:31,231 You can't do the shit we did without having it affect you. 301 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:35,250 A couple of weeks ago I kicked the shit out of some crackhead. 302 00:17:36,675 --> 00:17:37,725 And it keeps happening. 303 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,221 Most of the time every thing's cool. 304 00:17:42,154 --> 00:17:44,134 Doing well at work, going out. 305 00:17:46,695 --> 00:17:49,645 Sometimes it feels like I'm pretending in the real world. 306 00:17:50,705 --> 00:17:52,663 And those dreams are what's really real. 307 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,623 Have you been to the VA? 308 00:17:54,665 --> 00:17:56,653 They got shrinks to help deal with that PTSD shit. 309 00:17:56,695 --> 00:17:57,763 I don't have that. 310 00:17:58,407 --> 00:18:02,486 Hell you don't, man. Hey, look at it on the bright side. 311 00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:05,309 You might be eligible for some disability money. 312 00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:08,921 No. The place I work, if they found out, 313 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,593 they don't want some Iraq vet psycho on the payroll. 314 00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:13,715 They're not really into the whole ex-military thing. 315 00:18:16,277 --> 00:18:18,702 I just needed to talk to someone who's been there. 316 00:18:18,745 --> 00:18:21,360 Hey. We're brothers, man. 317 00:18:21,695 --> 00:18:22,991 I'm sorry I woke you, man. 318 00:18:23,034 --> 00:18:24,104 Hey! 319 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,778 Hey! 320 00:18:36,821 --> 00:18:37,819 Hey. 321 00:18:37,862 --> 00:18:39,692 Is there some kind of Parke-Mason detention center? 322 00:18:39,735 --> 00:18:41,696 Because that's where I'll be if you don't do 323 00:18:41,738 --> 00:18:43,750 what I told Melissa you said you would. 324 00:18:44,387 --> 00:18:45,355 What? 325 00:18:45,398 --> 00:18:47,248 (sighs) Davenport? 326 00:18:48,101 --> 00:18:49,101 Come on. 327 00:18:52,361 --> 00:18:54,712 I talked to Davenport about Huntzinger. 328 00:18:55,408 --> 00:18:56,416 He tried to stall me, 329 00:18:56,459 --> 00:18:57,893 but eventually admitted that he made them up 330 00:18:57,935 --> 00:18:59,592 because he has no documentation. 331 00:18:59,635 --> 00:19:00,623 Shit! 332 00:19:00,665 --> 00:19:02,753 Look, Arthur Davenport's a great guy who doesn't know 333 00:19:02,795 --> 00:19:05,593 where a few of the 42 pieces he sold came from. 334 00:19:05,635 --> 00:19:08,663 A lot of these big collectors are so focused on getting what they want, 335 00:19:08,705 --> 00:19:11,425 that they ignore a chain of title with a few holes in it. 336 00:19:11,468 --> 00:19:14,960 Graham, I may be new here, but I know that's wrong. 337 00:19:15,002 --> 00:19:17,196 Look, it's not as if it's a question of authenticity. 338 00:19:17,238 --> 00:19:19,161 You know, it's not like anyone gets ripped off. 339 00:19:19,203 --> 00:19:21,371 It's just sometimes how the game's played. 340 00:19:21,449 --> 00:19:24,060 I'd like to give Davenport the benefit of the doubt, 341 00:19:24,102 --> 00:19:26,613 but I completely understand if you're not comfortable with that. 342 00:19:26,655 --> 00:19:29,718 If you feel like, you know, you have to tell Melissa. 343 00:19:30,645 --> 00:19:32,903 Nice reverse psychology. 344 00:19:36,705 --> 00:19:41,571 Okay. Let's say that I was willing to bludgeon my integrity 345 00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:44,693 for the sake of Graham Connor and his favorite client. 346 00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:47,185 I'm still pretty sure that "he made 'em up" 347 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,281 wouldn't be the end of the discussion for Melissa. 348 00:19:49,323 --> 00:19:51,773 Okay, well how... How about this? 349 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:56,282 You could say that he realized the dealer was Eggert Meyer in Bruges, 350 00:19:56,324 --> 00:19:58,542 who, for all Davenport knows, was the actual dealer. 351 00:19:58,635 --> 00:20:02,097 I happen to know that all of Meyer's business records 352 00:20:02,139 --> 00:20:03,926 were destroyed in the fire before he died. 353 00:20:05,715 --> 00:20:08,011 You know, you've never let me take you out to dinner? 354 00:20:08,053 --> 00:20:08,653 (chuckles) 355 00:20:08,695 --> 00:20:11,633 I could fill you in on all the details then. 356 00:20:11,675 --> 00:20:16,683 Dinner? To discuss a dead Belgian dealer's business records. Sounds exciting. 357 00:20:16,725 --> 00:20:19,364 That's going to be like 5% of the conversation, max. 358 00:20:19,755 --> 00:20:22,603 And you know my interest in you has nothing to do with work. 359 00:20:23,566 --> 00:20:25,080 - Really? - Really. 360 00:20:28,715 --> 00:20:32,675 Well then, maybe we'll start with lunch sometime. 361 00:20:54,715 --> 00:20:56,423 They said I should wait here. 362 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,724 Dad still acting like he could run a marathon tomorrow? 363 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:05,181 Yeah. He's in complete denial, like the heart attack never happened. 364 00:21:05,870 --> 00:21:09,885 Our reservation's at 8:00. We should probably leave. I need this dress. 365 00:21:09,927 --> 00:21:13,635 Uh... I received a troubling phone call today. 366 00:21:14,461 --> 00:21:15,461 From who? 367 00:21:17,665 --> 00:21:18,665 Alex White. 368 00:21:19,394 --> 00:21:20,780 East Hampton Alex White? 369 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,602 Yes. 370 00:21:23,645 --> 00:21:26,107 Apparently her nanny is friends with your nanny. 371 00:21:27,006 --> 00:21:29,613 Did she say that Monica was smoking pot? 372 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,928 Because I could have sworn I smelled it on her the other day. 373 00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:34,890 No. It's about Miles. 374 00:21:37,027 --> 00:21:38,047 What about Miles? 375 00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:44,097 That he had sex with Monica. 376 00:21:46,795 --> 00:21:48,251 That's ridiculous. 377 00:21:48,293 --> 00:21:50,653 I'm just telling you what she said. I thought you should know. 378 00:21:50,695 --> 00:21:52,951 She's a very flighty girl, Roxanna. 379 00:21:52,993 --> 00:21:54,788 Maybe she said she'd like to have sex with him. 380 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:59,356 I doubt that, Clarissa. Look, I heard something else last year as well. 381 00:21:59,398 --> 00:22:00,683 I... 382 00:22:00,725 --> 00:22:02,347 Something about an intern at work. 383 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:04,484 I didn't want to say anything because I heard it was a rumor... 384 00:22:04,526 --> 00:22:06,743 It's no secret that you don't like Miles. You never have. 385 00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:09,728 But to spread hurtful lies is really despicable. 386 00:22:09,770 --> 00:22:11,309 Maybe you should ask him if it's true. 387 00:22:11,351 --> 00:22:14,182 So he thinks I don't trust him? No way. 388 00:22:14,224 --> 00:22:17,233 Not wanting to believe something doesn't make it untrue. 389 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:20,475 You know, I think I'd rather have dinner with Miles. 390 00:22:31,665 --> 00:22:32,705 (knock on door) 391 00:22:33,715 --> 00:22:35,633 Hey, hey! 392 00:22:35,675 --> 00:22:38,623 See? You're not the only surprise visit guy. 393 00:22:38,665 --> 00:22:39,703 Look who it is. 394 00:22:39,745 --> 00:22:43,006 I decided you were right. More opportunities down here. 395 00:22:43,048 --> 00:22:45,477 Crash as long as you want. I poured you some coffee. 396 00:22:47,795 --> 00:22:49,743 Dude, tell me we're not sharing a bed. 397 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,655 Yeah. Is that cool? 398 00:22:52,715 --> 00:22:56,633 (chuckles) No. You get the bed. I'm going to stay with a friend. 399 00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:59,613 Oh, man, if I had known I was throwing you out of your own place... 400 00:22:59,655 --> 00:23:01,482 Forget it. We're brothers, remember? 401 00:23:02,556 --> 00:23:03,554 How you doing? Better? 402 00:23:03,596 --> 00:23:05,535 Yeah, a little. You know, I think I am. 403 00:23:05,990 --> 00:23:07,663 So what's the plan? What're you going to do down here? 404 00:23:08,191 --> 00:23:09,462 I have an interview tomorrow. 405 00:23:09,504 --> 00:23:10,979 You do? That's great! 406 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,753 Do you know anywhere I could score some blow? 407 00:23:13,795 --> 00:23:15,362 I thought you quit that. 408 00:23:15,404 --> 00:23:18,652 I'm just nervous about the interview. I just want to be high energy, on my game. 409 00:23:19,209 --> 00:23:20,855 And I thought your brother might know someone. 410 00:23:20,897 --> 00:23:24,167 No. No, I don't like owing him any favors. But I'll figure something else out. 411 00:23:24,209 --> 00:23:26,099 - Great. Yeah. - Listen, I got to get to work. 412 00:23:26,141 --> 00:23:27,623 - Yeah, man. - Mi casa, su casa. 413 00:23:27,665 --> 00:23:28,653 All right. 414 00:23:28,695 --> 00:23:30,314 All right, man. Good to see you, buddy. 415 00:23:30,356 --> 00:23:31,500 See ya, man. 416 00:23:34,578 --> 00:23:35,838 So, did you like that outfit? 417 00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:38,335 I picked that up at a serious costume joint. 418 00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:41,635 And I'm not talking Halloween serious, I mean a place that movies use. 419 00:23:42,635 --> 00:23:45,376 Joey, Ms. Zammit decided against the pre-sale. 420 00:23:45,418 --> 00:23:46,984 She wants to go ahead with the auction. 421 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,983 But didn't you say I made a dynamite offer? 422 00:23:49,025 --> 00:23:50,332 What has she got, a screw loose? 423 00:23:50,374 --> 00:23:52,177 Well, I mean, she just thinks that she can make 424 00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:54,202 more money at auction. I disagreed, but... 425 00:23:54,244 --> 00:23:55,919 She didn't like my French routine. 426 00:23:55,961 --> 00:23:58,693 Doesn't think that the short guy who didn't go to college is worthy. 427 00:23:58,735 --> 00:24:01,551 Look, I thought it was pretty funny. 428 00:24:01,593 --> 00:24:05,400 If you're such a regular guy, like me, what are you doing here? 429 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:07,571 Earning a living. 430 00:24:09,655 --> 00:24:10,635 And I love art. 431 00:24:12,645 --> 00:24:14,213 You know why I love what I do? 432 00:24:15,429 --> 00:24:19,207 There's no pretending, no looking down your nose at anyone. 433 00:24:22,725 --> 00:24:25,723 If what I've seen here is any indication, I, uh... 434 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:28,449 I think I'll stick to the sandwich business. 435 00:24:32,795 --> 00:24:34,745 You know what Zammit told me? 436 00:24:36,967 --> 00:24:38,996 "It's not about the money." 437 00:24:39,735 --> 00:24:43,223 We both know it's always about the money. Right? 438 00:24:44,053 --> 00:24:46,989 If you want to have the last laugh, auctions is the great equalizer. 439 00:24:47,031 --> 00:24:48,713 If you win, you win. There's nothing they can do. 440 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:53,192 Yeah, I don't feel comfortable with that bidding thing. When to start, stop... 441 00:24:53,234 --> 00:24:56,128 It doesn't matter. Let me handle that for you. 442 00:24:57,819 --> 00:24:59,056 Thank you. 443 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,654 Thank you. 444 00:25:08,405 --> 00:25:13,561 If, hypothetically, I had been in contact with the greatest forger of our lifetime... 445 00:25:13,603 --> 00:25:15,155 Then I would be at your service. 446 00:25:17,064 --> 00:25:20,753 There's one thing I'd ask you to change. 447 00:25:21,405 --> 00:25:22,712 What's that? 448 00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:24,179 The number. 449 00:25:24,772 --> 00:25:25,806 The number? 450 00:25:25,848 --> 00:25:30,643 Of forgeries. Right now we have one, the Van Gogh, 451 00:25:30,685 --> 00:25:33,683 which by your estimate would bring in 40 to 50 million dollars. 452 00:25:33,725 --> 00:25:35,695 But no one knows what else is in the collection. 453 00:25:36,715 --> 00:25:40,858 If there's an undiscovered Van Gogh, who's to say there isn't an undiscovered Vermeer? 454 00:25:41,728 --> 00:25:42,703 You're crazy. 455 00:25:42,745 --> 00:25:45,632 There's already a Metsu and a Mieris in the collection. 456 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,635 A Vermeer would be entirely plausible. 457 00:25:48,635 --> 00:25:52,725 Or I could express my authenticity concerns. 458 00:25:54,685 --> 00:25:55,823 Look, 459 00:25:56,393 --> 00:26:02,020 even if all the experts that the estate could bring in are fooled, 460 00:26:02,223 --> 00:26:04,945 I'm assuming it's that good. But if it's not... 461 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:09,437 One more. 462 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,443 Outstanding. So, when do I meet him? 463 00:26:12,845 --> 00:26:14,550 Look, if we're going to be partners, 464 00:26:14,592 --> 00:26:17,276 we need to be open and honest with each other. 465 00:26:23,865 --> 00:26:25,633 He's in Germany. 466 00:26:25,675 --> 00:26:30,065 Avery's Challenger 650 is at my disposal and standing by. 467 00:26:30,467 --> 00:26:32,056 So, when do we leave? 468 00:26:57,725 --> 00:26:59,890 You come here without the vase. 469 00:27:01,164 --> 00:27:04,109 I am starting to wonder if you really have it at all. 470 00:27:04,635 --> 00:27:09,317 The vase was damaged. But we have something even more valuable, 471 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:13,940 that for your understanding we would give to you for an even better price. 472 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:16,387 The Mask of Warka. 473 00:27:16,705 --> 00:27:17,675 Hmm. 474 00:27:20,725 --> 00:27:23,623 Should I imagine it? Where is it? 475 00:27:23,665 --> 00:27:27,793 Where it can't be damaged like the vase. Now the price we agreed on... 476 00:27:27,835 --> 00:27:30,283 50,000. No more. 477 00:27:30,537 --> 00:27:33,928 What if the price became nothing? Zero? 478 00:27:34,725 --> 00:27:40,033 This mask, which is easily worth a million, in exchange for this price reduction, 479 00:27:40,438 --> 00:27:45,810 you or someone of your choice, would provide to us a service. 480 00:27:46,005 --> 00:27:47,655 What kind of service? 481 00:27:47,997 --> 00:27:51,441 We have an untrustworthy partner. 482 00:27:52,093 --> 00:27:56,675 I'm sure you can appreciate how his removal would make our lives easier. 483 00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:05,078 You want me to kill him? 484 00:28:08,161 --> 00:28:10,031 Why don't you do it yourselves? 485 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:14,081 That would cause complications with our other partner. 486 00:28:21,944 --> 00:28:22,954 How you doing? 487 00:28:24,665 --> 00:28:25,703 All right. 488 00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:30,633 That's the guy's name, address, phone number, D.O.B. and social. That enough? 489 00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:33,813 Yeah. Great. Now listen, I want to talk to you. 490 00:28:33,855 --> 00:28:35,673 Can I get my money and talk later? 491 00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:37,683 Come on. Sit down. I want to talk to you. 492 00:28:37,725 --> 00:28:39,601 - Really? - Yeah. Come on. Sit down. 493 00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,723 I don't want you doing this stuff anymore. 494 00:28:46,084 --> 00:28:47,994 It beats the shit out of working at Starbucks. 495 00:28:49,037 --> 00:28:50,967 You wanted me doing it when you needed something. 496 00:28:52,058 --> 00:28:53,168 Yeah, well, now I don't. Okay? 497 00:28:54,715 --> 00:28:56,984 Plus, you know, I feel like I got you in on it. 498 00:28:57,755 --> 00:28:59,214 Take credit if you want, man. 499 00:28:59,256 --> 00:29:02,365 But I was wiping my mom's parking tickets when I was 11. 500 00:29:03,047 --> 00:29:04,975 I want you to focus on college. 501 00:29:05,017 --> 00:29:06,643 Have you thought about where you want to apply? 502 00:29:06,685 --> 00:29:07,753 No. 503 00:29:07,795 --> 00:29:09,683 How 'bout this, okay? 504 00:29:09,725 --> 00:29:13,633 Instead of the 500 now, I pay all your college application fees? 505 00:29:13,675 --> 00:29:15,951 I checked on-line, they can be a hundred bucks a shot. 506 00:29:15,993 --> 00:29:18,183 - You apply to five, six places... - I'll take the cash. 507 00:29:18,225 --> 00:29:20,635 Hey, look, I'm trying to help you. You don't want my help? 508 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:25,054 Come on. You're killing me, Sol. 509 00:29:34,745 --> 00:29:36,957 Do you really think you could ruin my marriage? 510 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,930 You're more than capable of ruining your marriage without my help. 511 00:29:41,785 --> 00:29:45,715 I know it was you that told Clarissa those lies. 512 00:29:47,998 --> 00:29:50,501 Maybe you should be more concerned about me telling her the truth. 513 00:29:50,543 --> 00:29:51,765 Jesus, Roxanna. 514 00:29:53,645 --> 00:29:57,653 This 15-year-old grudge thing is getting a little stale. 515 00:29:57,695 --> 00:29:59,633 You're so delusional! It's sick! 516 00:29:59,675 --> 00:30:01,262 That bullshit... 517 00:30:02,070 --> 00:30:03,900 about the nanny and me... 518 00:30:07,127 --> 00:30:08,517 that could only come from you. 519 00:30:09,685 --> 00:30:14,753 So now we can add "liar" to "sleeping with clients," 520 00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:19,237 to whatever the hell you're up to with the Swift account. 521 00:30:22,645 --> 00:30:25,745 If you don't get your hands off of me, I'm calling security. 522 00:30:35,645 --> 00:30:37,691 I'll be running this place one day. 523 00:30:46,315 --> 00:30:49,551 Who the hell are you? I thought you were a delivery guy. 524 00:30:49,593 --> 00:30:51,655 I lied. We need to talk, Henry. 525 00:30:52,745 --> 00:30:56,477 What do you want? I don't have any money, okay? Take the computer! 526 00:30:56,519 --> 00:31:00,420 Relax. If I wanted to rob someone, it wouldn't be a slacker like you. 527 00:31:00,635 --> 00:31:01,409 Then what do you want? 528 00:31:01,452 --> 00:31:02,389 You lied... 529 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,647 and told Artsnitch that the Brukner Collection included stolen items. 530 00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:09,713 That was a bad idea. 531 00:31:09,755 --> 00:31:12,157 I'll retract it. I just heard it from... 532 00:31:12,199 --> 00:31:14,238 Shut up and listen. Here's what you're going to do. 533 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,531 You're going to tell Artsnitch that it was only DeGraaf's 534 00:31:16,573 --> 00:31:17,945 that thinks some pieces are stolen. 535 00:31:17,987 --> 00:31:19,673 And the next day you're going to write that the whole thing... 536 00:31:19,715 --> 00:31:21,907 DeGraaf's, the stolen items... is wrong. 537 00:31:22,432 --> 00:31:24,592 You will write that after checking your sources, 538 00:31:24,635 --> 00:31:27,635 you now know that the whole thing is fabricated. 539 00:31:28,635 --> 00:31:29,645 Who are you? 540 00:31:33,053 --> 00:31:35,484 I'm the guy that's going to smash your face in with this ashtray 541 00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:36,785 if you don't do exactly what I told you. 542 00:31:45,725 --> 00:31:47,773 - The guest room. - (scoffs) 543 00:31:48,735 --> 00:31:50,793 Why don't want to stay at your mother's again? 544 00:31:50,835 --> 00:31:53,633 The mattress sags. It's like sleeping in a crater. 545 00:31:53,675 --> 00:31:54,653 Uh-huh. 546 00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:55,663 You want a drink? 547 00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:56,735 Yes, thank you. 548 00:32:00,149 --> 00:32:01,389 And the real reason? 549 00:32:04,115 --> 00:32:07,577 I don't know. I don't really want to talk about it. 550 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,813 How much have I taught you, Graham? 551 00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:17,409 Yeah. You've taught me a lot. 552 00:32:18,321 --> 00:32:20,423 About art. Art collectors. 553 00:32:20,616 --> 00:32:23,675 Your stock-in-trade. Your pathway to success. 554 00:32:25,904 --> 00:32:29,243 So, don't you think you owe me at least a modicum of honesty and openness? 555 00:32:32,290 --> 00:32:34,300 Can't help if I don't know what the problem is. 556 00:32:37,665 --> 00:32:40,528 There's a lot going on... right now. 557 00:32:41,274 --> 00:32:42,284 Hassan? 558 00:32:43,948 --> 00:32:45,008 And more. 559 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:53,531 And I don't think I've had a decent night's sleep in two weeks. 560 00:32:53,755 --> 00:32:58,325 Well, that part's easy. I mean, I have virtually every single sleeping pill 561 00:32:58,368 --> 00:32:59,368 known to man. 562 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,210 I've been... I've been thinking a lot about Sanaa, too. 563 00:33:10,635 --> 00:33:11,645 From the museum? 564 00:33:13,494 --> 00:33:14,504 Yeah. 565 00:33:15,805 --> 00:33:19,637 Have you, um... Have you ever seen a shrink? 566 00:33:19,679 --> 00:33:21,377 No. Have you? 567 00:33:22,269 --> 00:33:24,313 For over 30 years, dear boy. 568 00:33:24,355 --> 00:33:25,673 (Graham laughing) 569 00:33:25,715 --> 00:33:27,803 What? What? What's so funny? 570 00:33:28,395 --> 00:33:29,683 Yeah, it must really be working. 571 00:33:29,725 --> 00:33:32,753 Well, if I hadn't it'd be a lot worse than this, I can assure you. 572 00:33:33,247 --> 00:33:34,287 Yeah, too bad. 573 00:33:36,675 --> 00:33:37,715 You should think about it. 574 00:33:39,401 --> 00:33:40,401 Maybe. 575 00:33:44,635 --> 00:33:46,753 I'll, um... I'll get that Ambien. 576 00:33:47,189 --> 00:33:48,743 And I don't recommend taking it with this. 577 00:33:49,071 --> 00:33:51,681 Not unless you want a massive hangover in the morning. 578 00:34:15,785 --> 00:34:17,673 (phone ringing) 579 00:34:17,715 --> 00:34:20,104 _ 580 00:34:20,675 --> 00:34:22,564 _ 581 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:23,614 _ 582 00:34:23,799 --> 00:34:27,487 _ 583 00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:30,325 You are not Iraqi. How do you know Sanaa? 584 00:34:31,775 --> 00:34:35,132 Yeah. We worked together a few years ago. 585 00:34:35,338 --> 00:34:36,753 I see. Can you hold, please? 586 00:34:37,081 --> 00:34:38,091 Yeah, I'll hold. 587 00:34:41,090 --> 00:34:43,150 I'm sorry, Sanaa no longer works here. 588 00:34:44,798 --> 00:34:46,828 Thank you. Thanks. 589 00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:54,675 (sighs) 590 00:35:13,101 --> 00:35:14,111 (Graham chuckling) 591 00:35:15,184 --> 00:35:17,014 It's good to be king, huh? 592 00:35:17,735 --> 00:35:21,723 I needed a diversion after that blog post bullshit. 593 00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:24,460 Yeah, that's why I'm here. 594 00:35:24,892 --> 00:35:26,896 Does DeGraaf's have some kind of beef with you? 595 00:35:27,274 --> 00:35:29,473 Why would they? They're kissing my ass. 596 00:35:29,515 --> 00:35:31,770 They want my account just the same as you. 597 00:35:32,715 --> 00:35:34,683 They're the source of that blog post. 598 00:35:35,043 --> 00:35:36,250 Bullshit. 599 00:35:37,331 --> 00:35:38,623 Who told you that? 600 00:35:38,665 --> 00:35:40,833 A former employee who still has friends over there. 601 00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:43,057 And the same blogger posted it today. 602 00:35:43,635 --> 00:35:45,337 Look, see for yourself. 603 00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:48,743 (Brukner scoffs) 604 00:35:49,289 --> 00:35:52,933 Are you kidding me? First the Swift account and now this. 605 00:35:52,975 --> 00:35:54,723 I mean, Roxanna and I go way back. I can't... 606 00:35:54,765 --> 00:35:58,124 It wasn't Roxanna. It wasn't her, it came from their London office. 607 00:35:58,166 --> 00:35:59,899 What I don't get is why. 608 00:35:59,941 --> 00:36:03,773 I mean, it pretty much hands us the account, which I'll take, but... 609 00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:06,773 That's why I asked if they had a problem with you. 610 00:36:07,146 --> 00:36:09,170 But like you said, it might not be true. 611 00:36:11,246 --> 00:36:12,653 I'll ask her. 612 00:36:12,695 --> 00:36:14,643 Yeah, I'd appreciate it if you didn't. 613 00:36:14,685 --> 00:36:16,723 I don't want them to trace it back to my source. 614 00:36:16,765 --> 00:36:19,643 Look, if you want I'll have the blogger post a retraction. 615 00:36:19,685 --> 00:36:22,311 Oh, really? And how're you going to do that? 616 00:36:22,683 --> 00:36:24,186 Because I can tell you right now, 617 00:36:24,228 --> 00:36:27,673 I am not showing any sales receipts and I am not paying out any bribes 618 00:36:27,715 --> 00:36:31,157 to any pussy scumbag hiding behind a computer keyboard. 619 00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:34,398 I'll convince him it's the decent thing to do. 620 00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:37,878 Trust me. He'll see the light. 621 00:36:41,635 --> 00:36:43,254 I would appreciate that. 622 00:36:44,685 --> 00:36:46,413 A lot. 623 00:36:50,971 --> 00:36:52,164 Ladies. 624 00:36:54,635 --> 00:36:57,612 Mmm. Ah... there you go. 625 00:37:00,118 --> 00:37:02,198 Volkov wants the mask delivered to his office. 626 00:37:03,685 --> 00:37:06,388 You know, the more I learn about this deal, the less I like it. 627 00:37:06,971 --> 00:37:10,251 We already made the deal, so we are not backing out. 628 00:37:10,992 --> 00:37:13,248 He's too powerful a man to make an enemy. 629 00:37:14,052 --> 00:37:16,065 But if we treat him as a friend, we could... 630 00:37:16,107 --> 00:37:18,693 Guys like him don't have friends. 631 00:37:18,735 --> 00:37:20,713 You know, what... What if he made a deal with the Feds, huh? 632 00:37:20,755 --> 00:37:22,703 How do you say... (in Arabic)? 633 00:37:22,745 --> 00:37:24,000 Paranoid. 634 00:37:24,695 --> 00:37:28,425 Is that how you choose to live your life? Paranoid? 635 00:37:28,695 --> 00:37:31,813 Yeah. It is. And that's why I'm going with you, 636 00:37:32,387 --> 00:37:34,180 'cause I don't want you changing the price 637 00:37:34,223 --> 00:37:36,102 or making some new deal that screws me over. 638 00:37:36,144 --> 00:37:37,643 (in Arabic) 639 00:37:37,685 --> 00:37:40,291 - Asshole doesn't trust us! - Of course he does. 640 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:42,849 It's asshole, not "ass-hole." 641 00:37:43,645 --> 00:37:45,234 Keep your cock in your pants. 642 00:37:46,675 --> 00:37:48,523 Tomorrow at 10:00 P.M. 643 00:37:57,479 --> 00:37:59,248 I still think you should let them go alone. 644 00:37:59,290 --> 00:38:00,613 (Graham sighs) 645 00:38:00,655 --> 00:38:02,643 You said yourself, Volkov is a dangerous man. 646 00:38:02,685 --> 00:38:05,230 I'm not ready to delegate, at least not to them. 647 00:38:06,765 --> 00:38:08,327 At least take this with you. 648 00:38:09,178 --> 00:38:11,742 - Is that... - No, of course not. It's a different one. 649 00:38:12,912 --> 00:38:14,073 You're not coming? 650 00:38:14,115 --> 00:38:16,440 No. This is their crazy deal. 651 00:38:21,058 --> 00:38:22,529 Watch your back, Tommy. 652 00:38:31,795 --> 00:38:33,675 Sold! For $1.2 million! 653 00:38:35,745 --> 00:38:39,580 Up next is item number 422. 654 00:38:42,735 --> 00:38:47,733 Perhaps the most notable bicorne hat of this or any other age, 655 00:38:47,775 --> 00:38:52,703 worn by no less a personage than Napoleon Bonaparte himself. 656 00:38:52,745 --> 00:38:57,296 Shall we start the bidding then? At one million dollars. 657 00:38:58,264 --> 00:39:00,887 I have one million. Thank you, sir. 658 00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:06,797 You see this? 659 00:39:07,635 --> 00:39:09,361 Brukner went with Parke-Mason. 660 00:39:09,795 --> 00:39:12,213 That's very disappointing news. 661 00:39:13,158 --> 00:39:14,662 The turnout's pretty good. 662 00:39:14,705 --> 00:39:17,713 We'll highlight the Diebenkorn, the Vermeer and of course, the Van Gogh. 663 00:39:18,101 --> 00:39:20,041 Brukner went with Parke-Mason. 664 00:39:22,051 --> 00:39:25,516 Confidence is a very admirable trait, sweetheart. 665 00:39:26,287 --> 00:39:27,677 Overconfidence is not. 666 00:39:32,550 --> 00:39:36,970 Do I hear 2.1? I have 2.1. Thank you. Do I hear 2.2? 667 00:39:38,685 --> 00:39:40,025 2.2. 668 00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:45,025 From the lady in the blue dress? 669 00:39:47,765 --> 00:39:51,715 I have 2.2. Do I hear 2.3 from the gentleman in the front row? 670 00:39:53,675 --> 00:39:56,635 2.3? 2.3? 671 00:39:58,078 --> 00:40:01,692 Anyone? Fair and final warning then. 672 00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:04,804 Sold! To the young lady for $2.2 million! 673 00:40:15,303 --> 00:40:17,136 Congratulations. 674 00:40:19,370 --> 00:40:20,455 So, it's really mine? 675 00:40:20,497 --> 00:40:23,031 Yeah. It's like I told you, you can have whoever you want bid for you. 676 00:40:23,073 --> 00:40:24,278 Can I hold it again? 677 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,542 Do whatever you want. It's yours. 678 00:40:28,531 --> 00:40:29,865 (exclaiming) 679 00:40:31,675 --> 00:40:32,645 (clears throat) 680 00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:38,132 Excuse my French, but being a douche bag just cost you a hundred grand. 681 00:40:38,835 --> 00:40:39,865 (Silver laughs) 682 00:40:42,855 --> 00:40:45,633 Sir, if you wouldn't mind celebrating off of the stage? 683 00:40:46,222 --> 00:40:47,172 Huh? 684 00:41:11,795 --> 00:41:14,553 Lift arms. Lift! 685 00:41:23,705 --> 00:41:24,775 (clicking tongue) 686 00:41:29,044 --> 00:41:30,064 This way. 687 00:41:53,865 --> 00:41:55,637 You like? 688 00:41:57,725 --> 00:41:59,214 She's my wife. 689 00:42:00,204 --> 00:42:01,903 The mask is for her. 690 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,445 Yeah. It's nice. 691 00:42:29,805 --> 00:42:31,645 (gunshots) 692 00:43:14,715 --> 00:43:15,785 (in Russian) 693 00:44:09,089 --> 00:44:12,104 www.addic7ed.com 694 00:44:12,154 --> 00:44:16,704 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55033

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