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I go to sleep
for fifteen years and you marry my fiancee.
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Isn't that incredible?
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I almost killed her, Mike.
When I woke up, she was all blue.
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So you think Loki would be really fucked off,
if we got married.
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- I guess he would.
- So let's get married!
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Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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This is yours.
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The marriage contract.
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I like the the way, they look like trees...
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- Dancing trees.
- But for fuck's sake!
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Then a bit at the bottom, where
the happy couple and their celestial guardians
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sign on the dotted line.
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- And that's it?
- That's it.
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So, to ensure the purity of this act of marriage..
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we join our families in a
oath which will never be broken.
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You and I'll have a little chat
on the rules of being a god.
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And Ingas secret ingredient.
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Nothing new to report.
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- You should get that looked at.
- Leave it.
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I deserve it.
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- Why?
- It was my fault.
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How?
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Wow, you're a fricking hero.
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What you did was unbelievble.
You saved his life, Axl.
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Ty?
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Ty.
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I broke rule number one.
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I told a mortal,
and the mortal suffered.
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Sorry to hear that.
Did you freeze him to death?
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What? No. Quite the opposite.
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Shit, Dawn.
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- Is Dawn dead?
- Worse.
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- She's fine.
- Fine?
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Ty, because of me, my friend
might went up in flames.
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Do you love your flatmate more than life itself,
but if you stay with her, it would kill her?
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It is not a competion!
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If it was, I'd win.
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The Almighty Johnsons - S01E10
Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice Like Jesus, Only Cooler
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Translation from Italian: Kreator
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Thanks to
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I look like a freak, don't I?
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No. You don't.
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If she meant no,
you'd say stuff like: "No more than usual"
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so I'll take that as a yes.
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The doctors keep using the letters lucky.
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How lucky I am,
the burns could befar worse.
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Then there is the part where
"I'll be lucky if I see you again."
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Axl is getting married?
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I had no idea he was even seeing anyone.
Not seriously, anyway I mean...
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he's always trolling with with Anders.
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Oh my gosh...
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- He has gotten some girl pregnant, isn't he?
- We can't see each other anymore.
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Sorry?
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It's not you, it's me.
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I just really can't see any
way I ever can be with you...
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That we can be together.
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Really, really isn't you.
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You have to believe about that.
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I'm so sorry.
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You're really good at this.
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I don't get many complains from my patients.
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I bet, secretly,
most of them are in love with you.
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Not most of them.
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Some of them, then.
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Some, maybe.
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I can think of one, right now.
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And he has been for ages now.
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And how come he never done a thing about it?
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To scared if i got it wrong,
I might lose you forever.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Trying to tell you, that I love you.
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And try to find out, if you feel the
same about me, as I do about you.
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Don't you think it's a bit 'late?
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I hope not.
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I'd change everything to be with you, Gaia.
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I swear.
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What kind of monster dumps a woman for
no reason, while she is in a hospital bed?
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Dawn is devastated, Mike.
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I know.
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- It's shit for her. - It would help,
if she knew why. Are you seeing Ty today?
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Not until tonight.
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Oh, right. Axls stag thing.
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I'll give Ty a bollocking then.
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I have to go with Rob to the doctor.
I will try to see Dawn after.
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- Yes, tell her I'm sorry.
- I will.
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- Will you be home before that thing?
- Shure, yeah. See you tonight.
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- I'll see you, Mike.
- Yes, cheers.
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So, you almost kill her and then when she
is still in the hospital, you dump her.
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- What are you?
- Anders, leave it alone.
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Do you have any idea what an ??emotional
wreck i have to deal with now?
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I will fucking kill him!
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- How? By casing me in ice?
- Anders, will you not fucking with him?
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Chill, chill, as it where.
The universe will deal to Anders.
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Why can't he use the powers for good,
like doing something about climate change?
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What's going on?
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Why you call us here?
Better it is bloody important.
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Yes, it kind of is...
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But it should wait for a bit.
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Dawn!
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Oh my god, you have no idea
how worried i was about you.
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Should you even be here?
You should least take day off.
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I have nothing else to live for.
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What's... going on?
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Oh, nothing.
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When you dump someone,
and then send them flowers and a gift basket...
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that is called a fucking mix message.
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At least now i don't have to carry this to you.
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It's cold in here. I'm getting coffee.
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- Can you get me a latte?
- No.
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See what I have to live with?
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Axl, can we get, whatever this is, over with?
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Right.
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The wedding is kind of off.
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When you say that, what do you mean?
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- Off is an off.
- Have you gotten fucking insane?
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You seemed quite determined to go
down the marriage part yesterday.
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Yeah, well, there's kind of someone else now.
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- Anyone else?
- Yes
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- Is she also the Frigg?
- I don't think that's possible.
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- No, I know it's impossible. I was making
a point. - No, she is not.
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Does she have a name?
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Gaia.
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- The flatmate.
- With intriguingly...
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a goddess name.
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It's a hippy fucking goddes name, but
she is not the goddess, is she?
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Did you boink her?
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We have...
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- made love, yes.
- So you plowed your flatmate.
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Big deal, we've all been there.
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Is this after what happend to your flatmate?
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Axl, you are going through some big changes.
Getting married ..
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Becoming the all-powerful leader
of the pantheon of the gods,
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so it is understandable you got a few giddies.
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And what better way to work through of that,
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than by rogering the cute flatmate.
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Let me talk to Axl.
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- Sure, so long as you remind him...
- I'm all over it.
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Come on.
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Thanks for your input, Ty.
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You're in love with Gaia.
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Yeah.
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I am.
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Told Eva yet?
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Yeah, hell hath no fury
like a goddess scorned.
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Is that exactly true?
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I got to find out!
It seemed like a propiet thing to say.
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Thanks for that.
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You're gonne have to tell, though.
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Yeah, I know.
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Do you think if your mate
Zeb had'nt gone up in smoke...
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You and Gaia would still have...
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You know.
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Probably not.
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But we have and..
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it feels right, you know?
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It feels like, i am where i
should have been a long time ago.
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Then if that's what those two
hearts of yours are saying...
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Go there.
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Don't worry about any quest,
or us or that shit.
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Just do, what makes you happy.
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Don't worry.
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It will be fine.
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- He'll be fine.
- The question was "How's your boy?".
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- The answer is either "good" or "not so good."
- A little nervous, nothing to worry about.
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- How's your girl?
- She is ..
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Spactacular good.
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- So, what are you wearing?
- You'll see soon enough.
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Do you wearing any panties?
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Goodbye, depraved little god.
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- It's a formal event, Grandpa.
- Yes, it is.
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A blessing of this future union
by a convication of gods.
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In other words, a formal event.
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Yes, it is.
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I brought you iPod.
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At least my ears still work, huh?
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Are we alone?
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- Yes
- So...
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You got this god gathering thing, right?
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Good guilty. I'm thinking giving it a swift.
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You can't.
The point of it is you, right?
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After what happened to you...
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I don't know if I want anything
to do with any of this stuff.
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What do you mean, what happened to me?
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You're in here, you're blind.
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You may be blind...
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All because of god shit.
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And maybe I don't want
anything to do with this war.
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Or maybe I'm here because you shouldn't
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put half a bottle of Bourbon
in the barbecue marinade.
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- That was just the way they send the message.
- So what if they did?
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When you properly Odin,
you can kick their asses.
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Put ??your hands on my eyes.
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- Why?
- Just do it.
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- Okay, now what?
- See, if you were the proper Odin...
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than there would be this magic moment,
where you heal your sidekick,
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- and I be able to see again.
- I am not fucking Gandalf, Zeb!
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No, you gonna be the most awesome Odin ever.
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And that is a fact.
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Hey, can you...
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help me with this?
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Where is Rob?
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Out, at the movies.
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It's been a night for Rob.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Done.
- Thank you.
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What's up?
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I went to the doctors today.
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Yeah, yeah, with Rob.
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Yeah another doctor.
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One for me, Rob came with me.
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I'm pregnant, Mike.
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Six weeks pregnant.
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It's not mine, is it?
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Because we haven't made love,
since Rob came to stay.
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Mike, we haven't had an affair, not here...
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Not under this roof.
I wouldn't do that to you.
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Then how the hell you're pregnant?
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Immaculate Conception?
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Rob and I made love,
once, in Dannevirke.
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I love him, Mike.
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I still do.
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I'm sorry.
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I have to go.
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Hey.
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You going out?
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I gonna have to.
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To your stag do?
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It is not a stag do, it's...
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sort of a family thing.
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But it has to do with your wedding, right?
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That is meant to be, yeah.
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Meant to be.
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There is some stuff,
i have to deal with.
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Like me?
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Yeah.
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You are a big part of it.
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Look, if you want to write of what
happened last night as a mistake...
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- No, i don't want to do this!
- Because i don't do few things, Axl.
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I know, I know.
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And .. if there is something
real between you and me...
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i need to sort things out with Jacob.
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And there is a whole lot,
that i need to make right.
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Which ist, what i need to do today.
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Don't worry.
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It'll be all good.
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All I'm saying that people hate lawyers,
they hate insurance, but if you want...
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change that perception, call me.
251
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I might just do that.
Right after I hammer a nail through cock.
252
00:14:43,338 --> 00:14:44,584
Excuse me.
253
00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:47,156
Hey, how did your talk with Mike go?
254
00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:48,242
Okay.
255
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,317
- Is Eva here?
- No, not yet. So...
256
00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:52,949
We're all good for today?
257
00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:54,647
Yes, all good.
258
00:14:55,283 --> 00:14:56,751
I need a drink.
259
00:14:58,592 --> 00:14:59,666
Hey.
260
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,095
I want a favor from you.
261
00:15:01,096 --> 00:15:03,602
- Okay.
- When you become a true god...
262
00:15:03,722 --> 00:15:06,036
I need you to make me mortal,
so i can stop being me,
263
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:08,171
because being me hurts too much.
264
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,209
Okay.
265
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:11,106
My Lord Odin.
266
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,130
Welcome.
267
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,909
Help yourself to food and drink.
268
00:15:16,911 --> 00:15:20,469
I tried to be authentic as i can,
but it's to find polar bear liver these days.
269
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,630
The best whale sashimi ever.
270
00:15:22,794 --> 00:15:24,947
No wonder these fuckers are endangered.
271
00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:26,818
What are you drinking?
272
00:15:27,863 --> 00:15:28,964
Aquavit.
273
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,347
At any good?
274
00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:31,724
It does the job.
275
00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:33,371
Works for me.
276
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,464
Goddesses, thank the heavens!
277
00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:41,655
It was starting to get a litte
homoerotic for my liking.
278
00:15:52,397 --> 00:15:54,435
You must be Snotra.
279
00:15:54,446 --> 00:15:56,388
You have a lovely house.
280
00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:00,096
?????.
281
00:16:00,799 --> 00:16:02,747
- Sjofn.
- That's me.
282
00:16:04,868 --> 00:16:06,784
Okay, I think we're done.
283
00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:11,965
- Touch me and I'll break your fingers.
- No desire to touch a handmaiden...
284
00:16:12,032 --> 00:16:14,167
Especially when I don't where she has been.
285
00:16:16,191 --> 00:16:17,914
I don't need a stupid label.
286
00:16:17,918 --> 00:16:19,908
You've never had a sense of occasion...
287
00:16:20,236 --> 00:16:21,900
never had a sense of fun.
288
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:27,172
Do you think Frigg is one of
those goddesses that's like...
289
00:16:27,748 --> 00:16:30,347
capable of great violence when she is pissed off?
290
00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:32,578
- Don't they all?
- Great.
291
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:35,414
Greetings!
292
00:16:36,737 --> 00:16:38,704
Welcome to my humble hall.
293
00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:40,594
Welcome to the Gudagilda.
294
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,622
We are away from the world of mortals.
295
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,851
We can celebrate our true nature...
296
00:16:44,858 --> 00:16:46,627
without fear of consequences...
297
00:16:46,668 --> 00:16:49,594
and drink til our eyes bleed.
298
00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:01,572
How come we do not know who she is?
299
00:17:02,052 --> 00:17:03,052
Who?
300
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:06,485
- The Helen Clarke lookalike.
- Because we don't know shit about shit.
301
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:09,025
Have you been taken optimism
lessons from Ty again?
302
00:17:10,848 --> 00:17:14,655
- Drink out boys, or you get left behind.
- Top me up.
303
00:17:16,574 --> 00:17:18,868
The answer to your earlier question...
304
00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:20,982
Is no.
305
00:17:21,603 --> 00:17:22,625
Saucy.
306
00:17:27,188 --> 00:17:28,680
Hey, how is it going?
307
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,930
I am working on to make it look better.
308
00:17:30,945 --> 00:17:33,622
Cool.
Can we have a chat somewhere in private?
309
00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:35,616
Here are, the happy couple.
310
00:17:35,648 --> 00:17:38,548
- Let's get the business shit on its way.
- What business shit?
311
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:42,192
My Lords and Ladies of the Aesir,
may I crave your attention?
312
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:45,759
As the father in this mortal
realm of the bride...
313
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:49,203
it is my duty, which I freely admit
I perform reluctantly...
314
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,871
to impart onto the family of Axl Johnson...
315
00:17:51,898 --> 00:17:54,064
the price I must pay on to them...
316
00:17:54,138 --> 00:17:55,549
to take her of my hands.
317
00:17:55,568 --> 00:17:57,907
- What am I, a piece of meat?
- Worse, you're a daughter.
318
00:17:57,908 --> 00:17:59,837
It's right. Really.
We don't want anything from you.
319
00:17:59,838 --> 00:18:01,858
The BMW parked out front...
320
00:18:01,978 --> 00:18:04,757
So the gods breed that spill
from your seed and her womb
321
00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:06,928
at least drives relative safety.
322
00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:10,532
And as land is tradition
on these things...
323
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,515
I hereby give to you the sexual adjoining
to my place in Omaha Beach.
324
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,097
Where you can construct...
325
00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:18,975
using your skilled craftsman hands...
326
00:18:19,008 --> 00:18:21,143
And within the convenance of the subdivision...
327
00:18:21,978 --> 00:18:23,479
a beachfrontet boat.
328
00:18:23,808 --> 00:18:24,896
And with that...
329
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:28,505
all and any duties I have regarding my daughter...
330
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,114
are well and truly cut.
331
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,120
Wanker.
332
00:18:36,642 --> 00:18:38,043
Fucking wanker.
333
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,601
Okay. We'll talk later, okay?
334
00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:46,237
Don't know where he thinks we get the
money to build a bloody house...
335
00:18:46,238 --> 00:18:48,105
Beachfrontet property, Mike. Gold.
336
00:18:48,138 --> 00:18:50,824
The surfing at Omaha is entirely
acceptable on a good day.
337
00:18:50,826 --> 00:18:53,484
See? All good.
Even Ty is excited too, I can tell.
338
00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:56,316
You can go for long walks on the beach,
and stuff. You'll love it.
339
00:18:56,338 --> 00:19:00,066
That's an excellent goddess score, Axl.
Aren't you glad you came to your senses?
340
00:19:00,075 --> 00:19:02,312
Old nursey flatmate girl i bet her daddy
341
00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:04,725
doesn't got suiside real estate to give away.
342
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,523
I need another drink.
343
00:19:08,527 --> 00:19:10,546
We all need many more drinks.
344
00:19:20,816 --> 00:19:24,457
Now there's one future wife
who knows how to wield a carving knife.
345
00:19:25,368 --> 00:19:29,272
When you said I couldn't sleep around anymore,
you talking about mortals, right?
346
00:19:29,273 --> 00:19:32,856
- Do what you want.
- As you wish, Darth Odin.
347
00:19:36,988 --> 00:19:39,074
When you answered no to my question...
348
00:19:39,097 --> 00:19:41,136
i will need proof of this.
349
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:51,478
Your goddess boss lady, the one
who knows how to party, she is...
350
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:52,713
Freya.
351
00:19:53,930 --> 00:19:54,941
Prosperity .
352
00:19:55,179 --> 00:19:56,179
Nice.
353
00:19:56,318 --> 00:19:57,571
And a hag...
354
00:19:58,033 --> 00:19:59,813
And straight...
355
00:20:05,989 --> 00:20:07,519
What's your problem?
356
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,756
Do you love him?
357
00:20:10,853 --> 00:20:11,853
Who?
358
00:20:12,239 --> 00:20:13,603
Axl, of course.
359
00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:16,294
- Odin.
- I don't need to love him.
360
00:20:16,296 --> 00:20:19,781
- But you should. - Love has nothing to do
with the deal going down here.
361
00:20:19,988 --> 00:20:21,416
This deal?
362
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,231
That is deeply fucking wrong, coming from
the mouth of the goddess of marriage.
363
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:27,740
I am also the goddess of
"fuck off and leave me alone."
364
00:20:27,782 --> 00:20:29,783
Marriage and love are not the same thing.
365
00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:31,843
- Not even close.
- But they should be.
366
00:20:32,161 --> 00:20:34,369
And you of all people should know that.
367
00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:37,540
What's Hod... god of?
368
00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:40,226
Sticking his nose where it is not wanted?
369
00:20:40,228 --> 00:20:41,540
You don't love him...
370
00:20:41,568 --> 00:20:43,731
- Don't marry him.
- Get the message, loser.
371
00:20:43,737 --> 00:20:45,725
Love is not part of this equation.
372
00:20:45,726 --> 00:20:47,079
And your are fine with this, aren't you?
373
00:20:47,117 --> 00:20:49,228
As long as you get the scoe
points of your old man.
374
00:20:49,229 --> 00:20:50,227
Fuck you.
375
00:20:50,228 --> 00:20:52,414
Do you think the world shit on you,
so you're getting of on all of this,
376
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,595
because it makes you feel better
about your pathetic life!
377
00:20:54,596 --> 00:20:57,190
- You fucking moronically/???? shithead!
- Do it!
378
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,837
You be doing me a favor.
379
00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:02,713
Fucking will. I'm not scared.
380
00:21:03,383 --> 00:21:05,727
- Let me do with him.
- I'd rather you killed me...
381
00:21:05,738 --> 00:21:08,204
Here and now, than kill Axl
slowly because you don't love him.
382
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:10,671
- Ty, leave it alone.
- He's a good boy!
383
00:21:10,788 --> 00:21:13,274
- He deserves love, not what you give him!
- Ty, shut the fuck up.
384
00:21:13,278 --> 00:21:15,539
He is yours. You got the words a waste.
385
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,462
- Come with me.
- Hey.
386
00:21:17,675 --> 00:21:19,602
Who's that prick anyway?
387
00:21:23,576 --> 00:21:24,576
You.
388
00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:39,715
It don't care if he's your brother,
he has no right to talk to me like that!
389
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,241
It's Ty! That's the way he is.
390
00:21:41,242 --> 00:21:43,851
- He's an asshole, that's what he is!
- Not really!
391
00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:46,174
And he is also right.
392
00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:47,562
What?
393
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,716
There should be love. And there isn't.
394
00:21:50,717 --> 00:21:52,167
Not between you and me.
395
00:21:52,308 --> 00:21:55,313
I mean, I like you, but...
396
00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:57,873
I don't love you. I love someone else.
397
00:22:00,037 --> 00:22:02,038
I love... someone else.
398
00:22:06,234 --> 00:22:07,334
Turns out...
399
00:22:07,335 --> 00:22:12,231
there is something about a god versus a goddess
knifeline, that makes me feel native fuck someone.
400
00:22:12,328 --> 00:22:13,556
Weird, huh?
401
00:22:13,557 --> 00:22:16,593
I thought you were all about
waiting till after the wedding.
402
00:22:16,647 --> 00:22:19,167
And suddenly now I am not.
403
00:22:19,876 --> 00:22:21,758
What are we doing about that?
404
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:26,064
Mike, I swear,
I don't know where that came from.
405
00:22:26,065 --> 00:22:28,597
From the moment she walked in the room,
the moment I saw her...
406
00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:30,097
I had to have a crack at her.
407
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:32,943
She needed to know the truth,
and I'd be the one to fucking tell her!
408
00:22:39,630 --> 00:22:42,743
Go on.
You're the one running the show, apparently.
409
00:22:43,849 --> 00:22:47,376
Excuse me everyone.
If i can have your attention for a moment?
410
00:22:48,289 --> 00:22:52,694
Due to unforeseen events,
there has been a change in plans.
411
00:22:52,695 --> 00:22:55,286
No. .. that dick.
412
00:22:55,682 --> 00:22:57,144
The wedding is off, I am afraid.
413
00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:04,240
Are you sure about this?
414
00:23:04,776 --> 00:23:05,837
Yes.
415
00:23:06,096 --> 00:23:07,662
Even with the penalty goals?
416
00:23:07,663 --> 00:23:09,402
- The what?
- The penalty goals.
417
00:23:09,403 --> 00:23:11,640
Hey, you can keep the beach land and
... the car.
418
00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:14,437
- I don't care. - The penalty goals
in the contract that you signed...
419
00:23:14,838 --> 00:23:16,596
And your brother guaranteed.
420
00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:19,842
The one that says that,
if the marriage contract is broken...
421
00:23:20,595 --> 00:23:22,227
Then their life ist forfeit.
422
00:23:25,135 --> 00:23:26,154
What?
423
00:23:27,169 --> 00:23:30,205
Are you telling me,
that if we don't get married...
424
00:23:30,883 --> 00:23:31,969
I die?
425
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,021
No!
426
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,558
Your brother dies, as guarantor.
427
00:23:40,015 --> 00:23:43,803
Two god families, joined together forever...
428
00:23:43,804 --> 00:23:44,909
On the pain of...
429
00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:47,196
- Did you not read that?
- It was written in fucking tree language!
430
00:23:47,197 --> 00:23:49,086
You didn't mention anyone will die!
431
00:23:52,263 --> 00:23:53,275
Look...
432
00:23:54,056 --> 00:23:55,614
We have been deeply misled.
433
00:23:55,615 --> 00:23:58,781
You still signed the contract... in blood.
434
00:23:58,782 --> 00:24:00,687
- Blood in, blood out.
- But we didn't know!
435
00:24:00,688 --> 00:24:02,948
You should have asked for the english version!
436
00:24:03,456 --> 00:24:05,957
I presumed you understood runes.
All you had to do was ask.
437
00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:08,606
You can't kill Mike,
because a wedding doesn't happen.
438
00:24:08,607 --> 00:24:10,803
I won't. He will ..
439
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:12,784
just die.
440
00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:18,081
14 working days after this breach of contract...
441
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:21,909
He will be hit by a car or electrocute
himself or choke on a bagel.
442
00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:24,987
I don't know. He will just die.
443
00:24:25,027 --> 00:24:26,544
Because that is the will of the gods.
444
00:24:26,545 --> 00:24:27,983
It's not my will, and I'm Odin!
445
00:24:27,984 --> 00:24:30,288
Well, the cosmic order
doesn't give a shit who you are.
446
00:24:30,753 --> 00:24:31,901
It's done.
447
00:24:33,468 --> 00:24:35,491
Come on, I put myself the same risks.
448
00:24:36,105 --> 00:24:38,674
Actually, it was my decision.
449
00:24:38,942 --> 00:24:42,010
I was the one who called it off,
so he should be the one who dies.
450
00:24:42,011 --> 00:24:45,162
Yes, well. Nice try, darling,
but I think we all know it's bullshit.
451
00:24:47,917 --> 00:24:49,391
I'm sorry, mate.
452
00:24:49,787 --> 00:24:51,108
I kinda liked you...
453
00:24:55,550 --> 00:24:59,707
This is what happens when you get us to trust the
most fucking important decision of our lives,
454
00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,470
to some spinner goddess bitch.
455
00:25:01,471 --> 00:25:02,841
You were there too, Anders.
456
00:25:02,842 --> 00:25:05,151
- Can I just say one thing?
- No, you got us into this.
457
00:25:05,152 --> 00:25:07,069
You have to marry her. For Mike.
458
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,908
I don't know if she wants to marry me.
459
00:25:08,909 --> 00:25:10,486
Not after I told her that I am in love with Gaia.
460
00:25:10,487 --> 00:25:13,540
Forget Gaia. Gaia is your fucking flatmate.
He is your brother.
461
00:25:14,058 --> 00:25:15,559
Axl should do what he wants to do.
462
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,198
Hey, don't go Ghandi on it.
463
00:25:17,199 --> 00:25:21,028
Do you think it matters, contractwise,
that she is not the Frigg?
464
00:25:22,171 --> 00:25:23,306
I'm sorry?
465
00:25:23,376 --> 00:25:25,149
Well, I think they should all fucking die.
466
00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:29,456
It's not too late, you know. You can stop this
meaningless death, if you get Odin see sense.
467
00:25:29,457 --> 00:25:34,439
If you're only saying that,
because you think she's Frigg...
468
00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:36,162
She's not.
469
00:25:37,549 --> 00:25:39,139
Sorry, but you're not.
470
00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:41,644
Yes, I am. Everyone says I am.
471
00:25:41,645 --> 00:25:43,529
Well, you're not.
472
00:25:43,930 --> 00:25:45,929
The first clue was the flowers.
473
00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:48,285
When Ty and Eva argued,
the flowers died.
474
00:25:48,286 --> 00:25:50,950
I have that effect on things when...
I get powered up.
475
00:25:50,951 --> 00:25:53,631
No, you freeze things,
when you get passion.
476
00:25:53,632 --> 00:25:56,124
- Dawn for example.
- Jesus, Olaf!
477
00:25:56,316 --> 00:25:58,780
The flowers were dead, not frozen.
478
00:25:58,781 --> 00:26:00,090
Then there was the food...
479
00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:03,741
All around you, when you and he
argued, the food had decayed.
480
00:26:03,742 --> 00:26:06,970
Then Frigg would not have that kind of effect,
when she gets rocked up.
481
00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:08,916
So who does?
482
00:26:10,246 --> 00:26:11,313
Hel.
483
00:26:11,314 --> 00:26:13,897
Hel? That doesn't sound good.
484
00:26:13,898 --> 00:26:15,956
Goddess of the Underworld.
485
00:26:15,957 --> 00:26:17,419
Ruler of the dead.
486
00:26:24,906 --> 00:26:27,970
Fun-fucking-tastic!
487
00:26:28,492 --> 00:26:29,762
Do you have to?
488
00:26:29,763 --> 00:26:31,164
Actually I do.
489
00:26:31,448 --> 00:26:34,628
It's a biological imperative
that i have masses of sex.
490
00:26:34,629 --> 00:26:36,876
Couldn't you imperative someplace else?
491
00:26:36,877 --> 00:26:38,275
Whose house is this?
492
00:26:39,817 --> 00:26:40,906
Here we go.
493
00:26:42,239 --> 00:26:43,335
Hello there?
494
00:26:43,512 --> 00:26:44,946
Mike Johnson here.
495
00:26:45,349 --> 00:26:46,996
It seems that would be.
496
00:26:48,959 --> 00:26:50,186
Your daughter...
497
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:52,178
she is not the Frigg.
498
00:26:52,179 --> 00:26:54,913
Is this so? Eva is not Frigg, it seems.
499
00:26:55,745 --> 00:26:58,048
We believe she is the goddess Hel .
500
00:26:58,432 --> 00:26:59,642
The Queen of the Underworld.
501
00:26:59,643 --> 00:27:01,186
Yeah, that would make sense.
502
00:27:01,568 --> 00:27:04,602
Hell, yes, yes. I didn't see that.
503
00:27:04,855 --> 00:27:06,193
You didn't know this?
504
00:27:06,261 --> 00:27:08,442
Anything you were paying attention, Michael.
505
00:27:08,443 --> 00:27:11,453
I had very little to do with my
daughter for number of years now.
506
00:27:11,489 --> 00:27:14,918
Hell, yeah. You will get a necklace and a twist.
507
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:17,133
You let us to believe, she was Frigg.
508
00:27:17,134 --> 00:27:19,456
You lived up to the assumption,
that she was Frigg.
509
00:27:19,457 --> 00:27:21,730
- I went along with it.
- But she is not.
510
00:27:21,859 --> 00:27:23,714
- Apparently.
- There for...
511
00:27:23,715 --> 00:27:25,993
The contract is null and void.
512
00:27:25,994 --> 00:27:30,391
I think you find the contract states that there would
be a marriage between a god from your family...
513
00:27:30,392 --> 00:27:33,471
and a goddess from my family, upon pain of death.
514
00:27:33,472 --> 00:27:35,132
Your death, in this case.
515
00:27:35,151 --> 00:27:38,349
Nowhere does it state,
that the goddess must be Frigg.
516
00:27:42,670 --> 00:27:45,480
- Why are you doing this?
- I'm Loki, Michael.
517
00:27:45,481 --> 00:27:47,238
What did you expecting?
518
00:27:49,632 --> 00:27:52,353
Fucker, as I think the word
you are searching for, Mike.
519
00:27:52,355 --> 00:27:56,272
Fuck! Axl, should go hit and marry her!
Mike gets saved, but we carry on with the quest.
520
00:27:56,273 --> 00:27:57,934
Axl gets to cheat on the goddess of death.
521
00:27:57,935 --> 00:28:00,593
- He is Odin. He rules her.
- The goddess of death, Anders.
522
00:28:00,594 --> 00:28:02,096
I can't see that ending well.
523
00:28:02,234 --> 00:28:05,385
And he's not Odin. He hasn't found
Frigg yet. He's still just Axl.
524
00:28:05,386 --> 00:28:08,043
Okay, and what if Axl marries her,
and gets a quicky divorce?
525
00:28:08,044 --> 00:28:11,783
In old Norse, the word for "divorce"
is the same as that for...
526
00:28:11,784 --> 00:28:15,923
to have your anus reamed with a blunt sword,
while ravens pick out your eyes.
527
00:28:17,995 --> 00:28:19,525
You're doing the right thing.
528
00:28:19,685 --> 00:28:20,934
Go with your heart.
529
00:28:20,935 --> 00:28:23,044
That way doesn't swimmingly well for you, Mike.
530
00:28:23,045 --> 00:28:26,846
- Yeah, we're done bring me into the equation.
- It be hard fucking not to!
531
00:28:27,436 --> 00:28:28,715
Do you want to die?
532
00:28:29,225 --> 00:28:32,505
- Every good quest has a sacrifice.
- No way!
533
00:28:32,704 --> 00:28:34,815
You can't just walk away from life!
534
00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:38,013
What about Valerie? What about her?
535
00:28:38,375 --> 00:28:41,265
Don't worry about Valerie. She sort it.
536
00:28:41,696 --> 00:28:43,226
What do you mean, sort it?
537
00:28:44,632 --> 00:28:45,925
She's left me...
538
00:28:46,104 --> 00:28:47,104
For Rob.
539
00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:50,362
No way!
540
00:28:53,145 --> 00:28:54,676
Bad shit happens.
541
00:28:56,088 --> 00:28:58,064
Can we not talk about this right now?
542
00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:01,555
Now all I want to do now is...
543
00:29:02,252 --> 00:29:03,476
go to sleep.
544
00:29:04,894 --> 00:29:06,106
We got played!
545
00:29:06,837 --> 00:29:08,535
Ghee! You think?
546
00:29:09,565 --> 00:29:11,627
Your boss Freya, her and Loki.
547
00:29:12,434 --> 00:29:16,316
If you lock up Odin in a god marriage
to the wrong goddess, then...
548
00:29:16,725 --> 00:29:19,223
Suddenly,
Frigg is off the menu.
549
00:29:20,444 --> 00:29:23,095
Unless your boy Ullr takes one for the team.
550
00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,833
You make shure he plays his part...
551
00:29:25,996 --> 00:29:28,227
Then we're back where we started.
552
00:29:29,145 --> 00:29:30,585
What do you mean "we"?
553
00:29:35,985 --> 00:29:38,050
You fucking prick!
554
00:29:39,115 --> 00:29:40,115
Shit!
555
00:29:40,705 --> 00:29:42,634
I always thought you and Valerie were like...
556
00:29:42,635 --> 00:29:45,033
- forever.
- Clearly not.
557
00:29:45,987 --> 00:29:47,817
She is mom and you're dad.
558
00:29:48,326 --> 00:29:49,984
Solely dad now.
559
00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:54,736
- I can't believe she do that to you!
- I knew she would...
560
00:29:55,414 --> 00:29:57,294
From the moment he woke up.
561
00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:58,933
So why you didn't stop it?
562
00:29:58,934 --> 00:30:00,684
Cause, like I said...
563
00:30:00,685 --> 00:30:03,078
the bad shit will always happen.
564
00:30:05,133 --> 00:30:06,474
I marry Eva.
565
00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:09,725
I make things right with Eva,
and marry her, to save you.
566
00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:11,515
For fucks sake, Axl!
567
00:30:11,516 --> 00:30:13,834
You don't want to marry the goddess of death!
568
00:30:13,835 --> 00:30:16,263
- Maybe it won't be as bad as it sounds.
- No!
569
00:30:16,574 --> 00:30:17,806
Not gonna happen!
570
00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:21,695
And when I said I didn't want to talk
about this tonight, I really meant that.
571
00:30:22,713 --> 00:30:24,283
Thanks for your couch.
572
00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:25,405
Okay.
573
00:30:26,106 --> 00:30:28,064
- Night.
- Good night, Axl.
574
00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:56,469
I have a rape whistle,
and I'm not afraid to use it, eh!
575
00:30:56,470 --> 00:30:58,887
- No, you're not.
- How would you know? You don't know me anymore!
576
00:30:58,888 --> 00:31:00,245
I know you're hurting.
577
00:31:00,246 --> 00:31:02,986
And you're hurting because
you don't understand why.
578
00:31:04,374 --> 00:31:06,954
You are a truly, truly wonderful person, Dawn.
579
00:31:06,955 --> 00:31:08,834
So wonderful you have the need to dump me!
580
00:31:08,835 --> 00:31:10,927
And I wish I could spend the
rest of my life with you.
581
00:31:10,928 --> 00:31:14,416
- I'm going back to the mixed up thing, Ty!
- There's someone else.
582
00:31:16,316 --> 00:31:17,316
Who?
583
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:19,465
That's not importend.
584
00:31:19,694 --> 00:31:22,414
- Kind of is!
- What's importend, that there is someone else
585
00:31:22,415 --> 00:31:24,506
which means that we can never be together.
586
00:31:25,546 --> 00:31:26,622
I'm sorry!
587
00:31:28,025 --> 00:31:29,429
Why are you telling me this?
588
00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:31,205
So maybe it hurt a little bit less.
589
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,775
Not doing it for me so far.
590
00:31:33,776 --> 00:31:37,335
So you have got something concrete
to be angry with me about then.
591
00:31:38,216 --> 00:31:39,733
What if I don't believe you?
592
00:31:40,135 --> 00:31:42,844
Just do. It will be easier for you.
593
00:31:58,356 --> 00:31:59,356
Hi!
594
00:31:59,724 --> 00:32:00,724
Hi!
595
00:32:01,315 --> 00:32:04,265
I thought I might have seen you,
at some stage last night.
596
00:32:04,385 --> 00:32:05,385
I...
597
00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,504
I kind had a brother to deal with.
598
00:32:07,505 --> 00:32:08,505
Which one?
599
00:32:08,916 --> 00:32:09,916
Mike.
600
00:32:09,976 --> 00:32:11,347
What's up with Mike?
601
00:32:11,385 --> 00:32:12,445
Marriage stuff.
602
00:32:13,606 --> 00:32:14,615
Sorry to hear that.
603
00:32:17,156 --> 00:32:19,096
He is not here now, is he?
604
00:32:22,425 --> 00:32:23,914
You want some breakfast?
605
00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:26,984
Toast or something?
606
00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:28,154
Sure.
607
00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:32,934
So, apart from your brother...
608
00:32:32,935 --> 00:32:34,384
how was last night?
609
00:32:35,425 --> 00:32:37,065
It was kind of out there/????.
610
00:32:37,436 --> 00:32:38,587
In what way?
611
00:32:39,154 --> 00:32:40,345
It just was.
612
00:32:41,996 --> 00:32:43,874
Is that, why everything has changed?
613
00:32:47,085 --> 00:32:49,218
Last night, you were totally into
the idea of ??you and me.
614
00:32:49,219 --> 00:32:51,724
- Today, not so much.
- I'm still totally into you!
615
00:32:51,725 --> 00:32:53,695
It's not how it's feeling for me.
616
00:32:55,755 --> 00:32:57,206
It's got complicated.
617
00:32:58,346 --> 00:32:59,346
How?
618
00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:04,795
It's kinda hard to explain.
619
00:33:05,674 --> 00:33:06,674
Try me.
620
00:33:10,935 --> 00:33:12,254
Are you still getting married?
621
00:33:14,606 --> 00:33:16,102
I don't have a choice.
622
00:33:16,116 --> 00:33:19,284
- How can you not have a choice?
- I just don't!
623
00:33:20,506 --> 00:33:21,655
So what was I?
624
00:33:22,676 --> 00:33:23,776
An excuse?
625
00:33:24,655 --> 00:33:29,032
- A pathetic attempt to get out of it?
- No, no, right. I love you. I really do.
626
00:33:29,033 --> 00:33:32,113
- Then explain to me what the fuck is
going on right now! - I can't!
627
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:33,385
Gaia.
628
00:33:34,506 --> 00:33:35,835
I wish I could...
629
00:33:37,775 --> 00:33:38,821
But I can't.
630
00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:42,936
I'm an idiot.
631
00:33:45,794 --> 00:33:47,822
- What an idiot!
- No!
632
00:33:48,486 --> 00:33:51,408
Gaia, you're not. Gaia, Gaia, don't!
633
00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:07,385
I'll just grab a few things
and I get out of your way.
634
00:34:08,956 --> 00:34:10,143
Where will you go?
635
00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:11,776
Does that matter?
636
00:34:13,004 --> 00:34:16,257
- I know I should be the one moving out, but...
- When you say "I"...
637
00:34:18,463 --> 00:34:20,323
You mean "we", are you?
638
00:34:20,646 --> 00:34:22,615
Because there is two of you. Well...
639
00:34:22,726 --> 00:34:23,805
Three now.
640
00:34:24,452 --> 00:34:27,474
And one of me, so it makes sense,
that I am the one who fucks off.
641
00:34:27,475 --> 00:34:29,753
- Please don't make it like that.
- No!
642
00:34:29,754 --> 00:34:32,346
I should be my usual noble self.
643
00:34:32,424 --> 00:34:33,424
Funny...
644
00:34:33,726 --> 00:34:36,174
I thought that was one of the
things that you hated about me.
645
00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:37,904
I don't hate anything about you.
646
00:34:37,905 --> 00:34:39,325
But you love...
647
00:34:40,626 --> 00:34:41,626
him.
648
00:34:42,427 --> 00:34:43,786
And I love her.
649
00:34:47,513 --> 00:34:48,627
He speaks!
650
00:34:49,236 --> 00:34:51,293
I tried didn't want this to happen.
651
00:34:51,737 --> 00:34:54,205
I tried to fight it,
out of respect to you.
652
00:34:54,206 --> 00:34:55,206
Yeah.
653
00:34:55,628 --> 00:34:57,476
You fought it all the way to
Dannevirke.
654
00:34:57,477 --> 00:34:59,936
One day, Mike, I went asleep.
655
00:35:00,327 --> 00:35:03,276
I was in love with the woman,
I wanted to spend the rest of life with.
656
00:35:03,277 --> 00:35:05,036
15 years later...
657
00:35:05,427 --> 00:35:06,616
I woke up.
658
00:35:07,466 --> 00:35:09,446
And I hadn't changed.
659
00:35:09,766 --> 00:35:12,646
So as far as I'm concerned,
I'm packing up from where I left off...
660
00:35:12,647 --> 00:35:13,725
With Val...
661
00:35:13,995 --> 00:35:15,346
With our child.
662
00:35:19,648 --> 00:35:21,734
- Fuck!
- Fuck sake, Mike!
663
00:35:21,735 --> 00:35:23,564
There was no need for this!
664
00:35:23,954 --> 00:35:24,995
I beg to differ.
665
00:35:24,996 --> 00:35:28,195
- He's just been in a coma, for God's sake!
- I'm okay, I'm okay.
666
00:35:28,196 --> 00:35:29,263
Jesus
667
00:35:31,686 --> 00:35:33,174
Yeah, Ty. What's up mate?
668
00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:36,304
- Who's there?
- Me.
669
00:35:36,736 --> 00:35:37,806
Axl?
670
00:35:38,946 --> 00:35:41,435
- You look amazing.
- Do I?
671
00:35:41,436 --> 00:35:44,074
Like the day when we went to Mangafine/xxxx,
and you fell asleep on the beach.
672
00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:45,085
Really?
673
00:35:45,086 --> 00:35:49,017
- Because you look like shit.
- Cause that's maybe because I feel like shit.
674
00:35:51,376 --> 00:35:52,876
Fuck, can you see?
675
00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:54,285
Yeah, brother.
676
00:35:54,327 --> 00:35:55,595
You prick!
677
00:35:55,916 --> 00:35:58,296
Don't worry.
I haven't told anyone that it was you.
678
00:35:58,338 --> 00:35:59,405
But it wasn't me.
679
00:35:59,406 --> 00:36:02,025
You layed your hands on me,
and look I was cured.
680
00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:03,934
You were like Jesus, only cooler.
681
00:36:03,935 --> 00:36:06,475
Except Jesus that Jesus never
fucks up everything around him.
682
00:36:06,476 --> 00:36:07,525
How?
683
00:36:08,288 --> 00:36:09,655
I better get this.
684
00:36:10,296 --> 00:36:12,876
Please tell me that we are here
to do the prick over.
685
00:36:19,096 --> 00:36:20,315
Here as ordered.
686
00:36:22,146 --> 00:36:24,084
- What happened to your eye?
- Later.
687
00:36:25,806 --> 00:36:28,126
- Thank you for seeing us.
- It 's the least I could do...
688
00:36:28,127 --> 00:36:29,604
Since we are almost a family.
689
00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:30,654
Yes.
690
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:32,946
Anyway, I have been studieng this...
691
00:36:32,947 --> 00:36:33,977
contract.
692
00:36:33,978 --> 00:36:37,985
Always good to get the opinion of a frige
repairman, when it comes to legal documents.
693
00:36:37,986 --> 00:36:39,175
Yes.
694
00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:40,964
And you're right.
695
00:36:41,317 --> 00:36:44,996
There is nothing in here,
that says which god should marrying which goddess.
696
00:36:45,146 --> 00:36:48,134
At no time does it say,
it should be Frigg that marries Odin.
697
00:36:48,527 --> 00:36:50,915
I am glad your keen
legal advice concurs.
698
00:36:51,617 --> 00:36:52,704
Yes.
699
00:36:53,937 --> 00:36:56,827
There is also nothing in here,
that says which of our family...
700
00:36:56,828 --> 00:36:58,876
must marry which member of yours.
701
00:37:01,877 --> 00:37:05,504
- I only have one daughter.
- Yes, but we havee four brothers.
702
00:37:05,505 --> 00:37:08,106
One of whom, him...
703
00:37:08,107 --> 00:37:11,484
Signed a contract in blood,
as did my daughter.
704
00:37:11,485 --> 00:37:12,944
This implies a bond.
705
00:37:12,945 --> 00:37:13,985
Yes.
706
00:37:14,186 --> 00:37:17,365
But "implies" isn't what is it all
about, when it comes to contracts...
707
00:37:17,447 --> 00:37:18,486
is it?
708
00:37:21,685 --> 00:37:24,164
So, I will be the one marrying your daughter...
709
00:37:24,517 --> 00:37:26,024
On behalf of our family.
710
00:37:26,025 --> 00:37:27,098
- You?
- Yes
711
00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:28,195
- Does she know this?
- Yes.
712
00:37:28,196 --> 00:37:29,415
Has she agreed?
713
00:37:29,746 --> 00:37:32,297
This isn't the Dark Ages, man. You can't just...
714
00:37:32,298 --> 00:37:34,226
claim her in communes with a raping.
715
00:37:34,227 --> 00:37:35,917
Yes, she agrees.
716
00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:38,545
Copy of the application of the marriage license.
717
00:37:38,558 --> 00:37:41,335
It will be a simple ceremony
at a register office...
718
00:37:41,336 --> 00:37:44,345
As soon as the license comes through.
You're welcome to attend.
719
00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,446
I think I will give it a miss.
720
00:37:49,525 --> 00:37:50,706
We figured as much.
721
00:37:50,707 --> 00:37:52,674
And now no one needs to die...
722
00:37:53,067 --> 00:37:54,125
Do they?
723
00:37:56,817 --> 00:37:57,996
You can go.
724
00:38:00,678 --> 00:38:01,994
What have you done?
725
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:03,836
I saved your life, I believe.
726
00:38:03,905 --> 00:38:06,216
Are you actually marrying
her or was that bullshit?
727
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:07,276
I'm marrying her.
728
00:38:07,277 --> 00:38:10,185
- How the hell did you manage that?
- I asked her, of course.
729
00:38:16,107 --> 00:38:18,765
I am Hod, god of all thing cold and dark.
730
00:38:18,766 --> 00:38:21,085
You knew, as I did, the moment you saw me...
731
00:38:21,086 --> 00:38:24,615
We're meant to be together
until one or both us die.
732
00:38:30,626 --> 00:38:31,826
I am Hel...
733
00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:34,254
Goddess of the underworld.
734
00:38:34,888 --> 00:38:38,205
- And I fucking hate it.
- Welcome to my world.
735
00:38:45,415 --> 00:38:46,466
Ty...
736
00:38:46,557 --> 00:38:48,454
You don't have to do this for me.
737
00:38:48,455 --> 00:38:50,566
It has nothing to do with you, Mike.
738
00:38:50,885 --> 00:38:52,998
As Axl has his fate, now I have mine.
739
00:38:52,999 --> 00:38:55,685
And if you get a out of jail free, take it.
740
00:38:56,217 --> 00:38:57,505
Be happy.
741
00:38:58,225 --> 00:38:59,345
Be free.
742
00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:01,355
Live life.
743
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,826
And stop looking at me like that.
744
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:07,235
It's not as bad as it sounds.
745
00:39:16,565 --> 00:39:17,825
I'll be fine.
746
00:39:26,556 --> 00:39:29,426
I love you as a brother, Ty,
because you're my brother...
747
00:39:29,888 --> 00:39:32,026
It's up on me fucking good.
748
00:39:46,126 --> 00:39:48,426
- Hi.
- Hi.
749
00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:50,586
All things are sorted out. It's okay.
750
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:54,575
Hi.
751
00:39:55,868 --> 00:39:57,826
I'm headed up to Waiheke.
752
00:39:58,406 --> 00:40:00,216
I'm gonna stay with Jacob for a while.
753
00:40:02,245 --> 00:40:03,946
I'm moving out, when I get back.
754
00:40:05,596 --> 00:40:06,596
See ya.
755
00:41:27,295 --> 00:41:28,495
Traditionally...
756
00:41:28,816 --> 00:41:30,965
this is when much alcohol is consumed.
757
00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:32,714
I'll catch you guys later.
758
00:41:35,855 --> 00:41:38,666
- She is gonna kill Ty, right?
- Or him her.
759
00:41:38,795 --> 00:41:40,576
Gods and Goddesses...
760
00:41:40,595 --> 00:41:42,184
It's the way it works.
761
00:41:42,185 --> 00:41:43,685
We need to stop it.
762
00:41:43,686 --> 00:41:46,025
All the shit,
needs to be put right.
763
00:41:46,247 --> 00:41:47,544
Let's find her.
764
00:41:48,735 --> 00:41:50,134
Let's find the Frigg.
765
00:41:50,296 --> 00:41:51,956
Put the world to rights.
766
00:41:52,055 --> 00:41:53,495
Any idea how?
767
00:41:53,898 --> 00:41:55,275
It's a game, right?
768
00:41:55,785 --> 00:41:56,967
I Ullr...
769
00:41:57,137 --> 00:41:58,456
God of games.
770
00:41:59,156 --> 00:42:01,805
You know that will mean using your powers, right?
771
00:42:03,456 --> 00:42:05,026
Paper, rocks, scissors.
772
00:42:21,186 --> 00:42:22,634
How hard can it be?
773
00:42:22,635 --> 00:42:25,214
- You're catching up, aren't you?
- Yes.
774
00:42:34,855 --> 00:42:36,174
I brought you a present.
775
00:42:36,836 --> 00:42:39,816
I do promotion work for the Fenrir vodka people.
776
00:42:40,106 --> 00:42:42,785
You already know that? Because you're Fenrir.
777
00:42:42,786 --> 00:42:44,125
Do you own the company...
778
00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:48,504
Among the many, many other companies you own,
I now find out.
779
00:42:51,057 --> 00:42:53,433
It's that why you engaged me?
Your're testing me?
780
00:42:53,437 --> 00:42:55,638
I needed someone and you are cheap.
781
00:42:57,397 --> 00:42:58,636
Disappointing.
782
00:43:00,057 --> 00:43:03,114
I was hoping it will be a sign
that we move forward together...
783
00:43:03,342 --> 00:43:06,955
Putting aside our differences,
find ways we both might...
784
00:43:07,065 --> 00:43:11,004
Benefit each other,
in these strange times in which we live.
785
00:43:12,406 --> 00:43:15,136
I think,
you and I can do remarkable things together.
786
00:43:15,506 --> 00:43:16,575
I see.
787
00:43:20,605 --> 00:43:22,645
I don't have a problem with age...
788
00:43:23,805 --> 00:43:25,406
If that's what you're worried about.
789
00:43:26,217 --> 00:43:28,884
I was more worried about the
fact that I am your mother.
790
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,124
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