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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,369 2 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:02,869 3 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,510 AH HA HA HA! 4 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:17,510 AH HA HA HA! 5 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:32,892 OH, HELLO KIDDIES. 6 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:37,897 TONIGHT'S COFFIN CAPER IS SO CRAMMED WITH GHASTLY GREED 7 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:41,401 SICKENING SEX AND VOMITUS VIOLENCE. 8 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:44,404 THAT PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED. 9 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:49,409 SO GUIDE YOUR PARENTS OUT OF THE ROOM SO WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN. 10 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:51,411 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 11 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:51,411 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 12 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:54,914 THIS TALE CONCERNS A GAMBLING MAN 13 00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:57,917 WITH A BAD CASE OF DOUBLE VISION 14 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:00,420 WHO'S ABOUT TO HIT THEHACKPOT. 15 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:03,223 I CALL THIS TWIN HELPING OF HORROR... 16 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:06,726 SPLIT PERSONALITY. 17 00:02:06,726 --> 00:02:06,726 SPLIT PERSONALITY. 18 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,473 ♪♪ AH, THE BUZZARD TOOK THE MONKEY ♪♪ 19 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:21,908 ♪♪ FOR A RIDE IN THE AIR ♪♪ 20 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,910 ♪♪ THE MONKEY THOUGHT THAT EVERYTHING ♪♪ 21 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,411 ♪♪ WAS ON THE SQUARE ♪♪ 22 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:27,480 ♪♪ THE BUZZARD TRIED TO THROW THE MONKEY ♪♪ 23 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,481 ♪♪ OFF HIS BACK ♪♪ 24 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,951 ♪♪ THE MONKEY GRABBED HIS NECK AND SAID, "NOW, LISTEN, JACK" ♪♪ 25 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:34,988 ♪♪ "STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT" ♪♪ 26 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,491 ♪♪ "STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT" ♪♪ 27 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,994 ♪♪ "STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT" ♪♪ 28 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,997 ♪♪ "OH, COOL DOWN, PAPA, DON'T YOU BLOW YOUR TOP" ♪♪ 29 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,498 ♪♪ WELL, THE BUZZARD TOLD THE MONKEY ♪♪ 30 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,500 ♪♪ "YOU ARE CHOKING ME" ♪♪ 31 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,503 ♪♪ "RELEASE YOUR HOLD, AND I'LL SET YOU FREE" ♪♪ 32 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,506 ♪♪ THE MONKEY LOOKED THE BUZZARD RIGHT DEAD IN THE EYE ♪♪ 33 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:57,010 ♪♪ SAID, "YOUR STORY'S TOUCHING, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A LIE" ♪♪ 34 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:57,010 ♪♪ SAID, "YOUR STORY'S TOUCHING, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A LIE" ♪♪ 35 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:08,288 HIT ME. 36 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:08,288 HIT ME. 37 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:12,292 I'M SORRY. I'M NEW AT THIS. 38 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:16,362 THESE GREEN CHIPS ARE WORTH $5.00, RIGHT? 39 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:17,830 $50, SIR. 40 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:18,765 NO, NO, NO. 41 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:22,468 I MADE A MISTAKE I MEANT TO BET 5. 42 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,304 THE BET'S ON THE TABLE. 43 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:25,572 I MADE A MISTAKE. 44 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,207 THE BET'S ON THE TABLE. 45 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:30,476 I MADE A MISTAKE. I CAN'T AFFORD THIS MUCH. 46 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:32,478 I'M SORRY, SIR. HOUSE RULES. 47 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,682 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. 48 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:35,682 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. 49 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,887 HIT ME. 50 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:40,887 HIT ME. 51 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:44,824 19. DEALER COULD HAVE 20. 52 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:47,794 WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER CARD, SIR? 53 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:49,862 UH...YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, 54 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,365 BUT MY KID, YOU KNOW... 55 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:55,335 HE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF. 56 00:03:55,768 --> 00:03:57,337 NOW THEY TELL ME 57 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:58,638 HE HAS THIS KIDNEY THING. 58 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,673 THE INSURANCE WON'T COVER IT 59 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:04,244 BECAUSE I HAD TROUBLE IN THE ARMY, IN NAM. 60 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,479 WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER CARD, SIR? 61 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:06,479 WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER CARD, SIR? 62 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:13,253 GO AHEAD. 63 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:17,423 YOU MAKE BLACKJACK ON THE NEXT CARD, 64 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,393 THE HOUSE PAYS 5 TO 1. 65 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:23,096 IF HE GIVES ME A 2. 66 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,365 100 SAYS IT IS. 67 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:27,367 YOU GOT MORE TO LOSE? 68 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,869 UH, WHAT THE HELL. 69 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:30,370 UH, WHAT THE HELL. 70 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,207 DEAL ME A 2. 71 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:34,207 DEAL ME A 2. 72 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,018 HEY. 73 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,019 HEY. 74 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,021 HEH HEH HEH! 75 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:48,988 THERE. 76 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:50,356 WHOA, WHOA. 77 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:53,459 NO, THAT'S FOR YOUR BOYS OPERATION. 78 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,361 ARE YOU KIDDING I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE GAME. 79 00:04:55,361 --> 00:04:57,430 NO. I CAN'T TAKE IT. 80 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,899 NO. IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. 81 00:04:59,899 --> 00:04:59,899 NO. IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. 82 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:09,309 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, DAN. 83 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,777 DON. 84 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:12,278 DON. 85 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:14,814 LISTEN, DON. 86 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,818 IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU, BUT I CANNOT ACCEPT IT. 87 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,286 YOU KEEP THAT. 88 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:23,623 MY GUT SAYS YOU NEED THAT MORE THAN I. 89 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:24,957 MY GUT NEVER LIES, 90 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,927 LIKE KNOWING THAT 2 WAS WAITING FOR YOU. 91 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:30,463 LET ME TELL YOU, 2'S MY LUCKY NUMBER. 92 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:34,467 THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE COME IN TWOS, UNDERSTAND? 93 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:38,604 THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE COMES IN TWOS. 94 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:40,673 MAKE IT TWO DOUBLES. 95 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:40,673 MAKE IT TWO DOUBLES. 96 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,677 LOOK, DON. 97 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,680 I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU. 98 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,183 I'M NOT IN GREAT FINANCIAL SHAPE, 99 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,552 BUT I CAN STILL CALL A FAVOR. 100 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:56,622 I KNOW YOU NEED A WAD FOR YOUR MEDICAL EXPENSES, 101 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:57,957 SO HERE'S THE DEAL. 102 00:05:58,224 --> 00:05:58,224 SO HERE'S THE DEAL. 103 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,295 I GOT AN INSIDE LINE 104 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:06,299 ON A NO-RISK, TAX-FREE, LIMITED-PARTNERSHIP INVESTMENT 105 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,768 GUARANTEED TO DOUBLE OUR MONEY. 106 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:10,603 MINIMUM--10 GRAND. 107 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:14,173 YOU KEEP THAT CASH. WRITE ME A PERSONAL CHECK. 108 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:17,176 GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER. 109 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:20,580 INSIDE TWO WEEKS, WE'RE SITTING PRETTY. 110 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,648 YOUR BOY GETS HIS OPERATION. 111 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:24,817 FRIENDS DOING EACH OTHER A FAVOR. 112 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,919 WHAT DO YOU SAY, DAN? 113 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:28,421 DON. 114 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:28,421 DON. 115 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:33,960 AND HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT, SIR? 116 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:37,730 HUNDREDS WILL BE JUST FINE. 117 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:37,730 HUNDREDS WILL BE JUST FINE. 118 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,804 ALWAYS A PLEASURE, JIMMY. 119 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:44,804 ALWAYS A PLEASURE, JIMMY. 120 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,307 DON'T MENTION IT, SLICK. 121 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:48,307 DON'T MENTION IT, SLICK. 122 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:53,679 I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS SHIT HOLE. 123 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:57,049 I'M SORRY TIRED OF DODGING FEDS. 124 00:06:57,049 --> 00:07:00,052 SWEET-TALKING OLD LADIES 125 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:02,054 OUT OF THEIR RAINY-DAY CASH. 126 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:02,054 OUT OF THEIR RAINY-DAY CASH. 127 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:07,059 ONE OF THESE DAYS. 128 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:10,062 ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GOING TO SETTLE DOWN. 129 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:13,065 I'M GOING TO MAKE THAT BIG CON. 130 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:15,067 WHO KNOWS... 131 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:15,067 WHO KNOWS... 132 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,070 MAYBE I'LL EVEN GET MARRIED. 133 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:18,070 MAYBE I'LL EVEN GET MARRIED. 134 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:22,675 DID YOU PAY ME TO FUCK OR LISTEN TO YOUR LIFE STORY? 135 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:25,211 SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! 136 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:29,182 I PAY YOU TO BE, WHAT EVER. 137 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:29,682 I PAY YOU TO BE, WHAT EVER. 138 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,624 I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW THAT PICTURE 139 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,127 THE PARENT TRAP WITH HAYLEY MILLS. 140 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:46,132 I USED TO POP A WOODY EVERY TIME I SAW THOSE TWO DO A SCENE. 141 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:46,132 I USED TO POP A WOODY EVERY TIME I SAW THOSE TWO DO A SCENE. 142 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,138 I ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE IT WITH TWINS. 143 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:52,438 I ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE IT WITH TWINS. 144 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:58,244 ♪♪ CATERINA ♪♪ 145 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,246 ♪♪ OH HO HO ♪♪ 146 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:01,747 ♪♪ OH HO HO ♪♪ 147 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:04,750 ♪♪ WHEN WE KISS, PRETTY MISS, PRETTY MISS ♪♪ 148 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,086 ♪♪ I'M IN ECSTASY ♪♪ 149 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,888 ♪♪ SI, SI, SI, SI ♪♪ 150 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:11,924 ♪♪ OH, HOW HAPPY MY LIFE WOULD BE ♪♪ 151 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:15,428 ♪♪ IF I KNEW THAT YOU LOVED JUST ME ♪♪ 152 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,430 ♪♪ SAY IT'S TRUE ♪♪ 153 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,432 ♪♪ SAY YOU DO ♪♪ 154 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:22,435 ♪♪ CATERINA ♪♪♪♪ 155 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:22,768 ♪♪ CATERINA ♪♪♪♪ 156 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,285 SON OF A BITCH! 157 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:39,785 SON OF A BITCH! 158 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:50,296 TALK ABOUT A WARM WELCOME. 159 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:50,296 TALK ABOUT A WARM WELCOME. 160 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,726 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT. 161 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:20,726 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT. 162 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:41,514 COME IN. 163 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,584 THANK YOU. DON'T MIND IF I DO. 164 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:44,584 THANK YOU. DON'T MIND IF I DO. 165 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:48,054 HELLO? 166 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:48,421 HELLO? 167 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:12,278 "ETCHYSON DOBBS BLAIR." 168 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,648 WHAT A GOOFY LOOKING FUCK HE WAS. 169 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,617 DON'T MOVE! 170 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,420 UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR BRAINS ALL OVER DADDY'S PICTURE. 171 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,423 HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE ANYWAYS? 172 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:25,925 TAKE IT EASY, O.K.? 173 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:28,327 I JUST HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT. 174 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,163 I JUST WANT TO MAKE A PHONE CALL. 175 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:32,465 I PROMISE. 176 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:32,465 I PROMISE. 177 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:44,410 I'M APRIL. 178 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:45,811 THAT'S JUNE. 179 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,513 WHAT HAPPENED TO MAY? 180 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:48,547 [COCKS GUN] 181 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:49,815 EXCUSE ME. 182 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:53,219 PARDON MY ATTEMPT AT A LITTLE LEVITY. 183 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,521 I'LL JUST USE THE TELEPHONE, O.K.? 184 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:56,589 DON'T DO NOTHING. 185 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,090 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 186 00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,091 SEE? 187 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:02,361 I JUST WANT TO USE THE PHONE. 188 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:03,996 YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOME. 189 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:07,500 NEXT TO THE CASE OBSERVATORY UP IN OAK VALLEY, 190 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,002 I THINK THAT THIS HOUSE MIGHT BE BLAIR'S 191 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,004 GREATEST ARCHITECTURAL ACHIEVEMENT. 192 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,607 GERMAN EXPRESSION EASTERN INFLUENCE, 193 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,576 50'S FUTURISM. 194 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:19,912 YOU KNEW WHO OUR FATHER WAS? YOU KNEW WHO OUR FATHER WAS? 195 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:23,015 ARE YOU KIDDING? THE MAN WAS A GENIUS. 196 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,785 IF YOU LOOK ATWHO'S WHO IN ARCHITECTURE, 197 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,787 YOUR FATHER'S THE ONLY LISTING. 198 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,288 I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY 199 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:32,091 WHO TOOK THE INFLUENCE OF THE BAUHAUS SCHOOL 200 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:35,628 AND ADAPTED IT BETTER TO HIS OWN UNIQUE STYLE. 201 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:38,097 THE GUY WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 202 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,398 I NEED A TOW TRUCK. 203 00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:41,634 DO THAT LATER. 204 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,436 YOU'VE BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT. 205 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,938 WELL, IT WASN'T A SERIOUS ACCIDENT. 206 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,440 WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? 207 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,441 I'M APRIL. 208 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,942 A PLEASURE. AND YOU? 209 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,444 JUNE. 210 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,779 VERY NICE TO SEE YOU. 211 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,648 WE DON'T HAVE MANY VISITORS. 212 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,651 REALLY? GIRLS AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU TWO? 213 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,153 I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE. 214 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:04,023 THE OCCASIONAL ARCHITECTURAL JOURNAL, BUT... 215 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,891 MOST PEOPLE THINK WE'RE NAIVE. 216 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,828 THEY'D LOVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF US. 217 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,797 YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE WORTH 2 BILLION? 218 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:11,797 YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE WORTH 2 BILLION? 219 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,102 [COUGH] 220 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,170 SO THERE I WAS AT SOTHERBY'S. 221 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,972 WHEN MY GOOD FRIEND, PRESTON CHATFIELD. 222 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,841 THE HYANNIS PORT, CHATFIELDS. 223 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:27,346 AND I WAS READY TO MAKE A BID ON THIS EXQUISITE LAMP. 224 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:32,017 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I NOTICED A TINIEST SCRATCH ON THE FINISH. 225 00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:35,454 I SAID, OH, MY CAT DID THAT TWO YEARS AGO. 226 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,356 THAT LAMP USED TO BE IN MY COLLECTION. 227 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:38,424 COULD YOU IMAGINE. 228 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,426 DO YOU LIKE CATS? 229 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,360 DO I LIKE CATS? 230 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:45,498 SOMETIMES I TRUST CATS MORE THAN I DO PEOPLE. 231 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:45,498 SOMETIMES I TRUST CATS MORE THAN I DO PEOPLE. 232 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:49,902 [ KNOCKING ON GLASS ] 233 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:50,336 [ KNOCKING ON GLASS ] 234 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:53,773 SOMEBODY CALL FOR A TOE TRUCK? 235 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,609 I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO LAST. 236 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:56,609 I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO LAST. 237 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:02,047 WELL, LADIES THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY. 238 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:02,047 WELL, LADIES THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY. 239 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:07,019 I HOPE I DIDN'T CAUSE TOO MUCH OF AN INCONVENIENCE. 240 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,389 I AM TRULY HUMBLED. 241 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,057 MR. STETSON? 242 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:12,057 MR. STETSON? 243 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,694 MY SISTER AND I... 244 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,196 IF YOU'D CARE TO COME BY AGAIN. 245 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:17,196 IF YOU'D CARE TO COME BY AGAIN. 246 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:22,001 I FIGURED I MUST OF DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN. 247 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,571 AT FIRST I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY A COUPLE RICH BABES LIKE THAT 248 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,072 HOLED UP LIKE HERMITS? 249 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:31,577 HEY, WHEN FISH COME TO YOU ALREADY IN A BARREL, 250 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:34,079 A GUY CAN'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH. 251 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,582 SO, I WENT TO WORK. 252 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:44,089 ♪♪ EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY SOMETIME ♪♪ 253 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:50,095 ♪♪ EVERYBODY FALLS IN LOVE SOMEHOW ♪♪ 254 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:55,601 ♪♪ SOMETHING IN YOUR KISS JUST TOLD ME ♪♪ 255 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,102 ♪♪ MY SOMETIME... ♪♪ 256 00:13:57,102 --> 00:14:00,105 [MEOW] 257 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,607 AND SLOWLY BUT SURELY, 258 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:06,111 THEY STARTED TO COME OUT OF THE SHELLS THEY WERE IN. 259 00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:08,113 ICEBERGS STARTING TO THAW OUT. 260 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:14,119 ♪♪ THERE'S NO TELLING WHERE LOVE MAY APPEAR ♪♪ 261 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:19,625 ♪♪ SOMETHING IN MY HEART KEEPS SAYING... ♪♪♪♪ 262 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:23,162 I WAS REELING THEM IN, ALL RIGHT. 263 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,664 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 264 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:29,134 I ONLY WISH THERE WERE TWO OF HIM. 265 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:32,638 THEN THE DAY CAME I HAD TO MAKE MY MOVE. 266 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,641 I HAD TO GET EACH OF THEM ALONE. 267 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,676 AND WHEN I DID, 268 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,179 THAT'S WHEN THINGS GOT REAL INTERESTING. 269 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:40,179 THAT'S WHEN THINGS GOT REAL INTERESTING. 270 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:50,623 YOU SEE, DADDY DESIGNED BOTH BEDROOMS EXACTLY ALIKE... 271 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,626 LIKE TWO SIDES OF A MIRROR. 272 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,128 KIND OF LIKE ME AND JUNE. 273 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,630 OH, YEAH? 274 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,631 MM-HMM. 275 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,633 WHERE IS JUNE ANYWAY? 276 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,635 APRIL? OH, SHE WENT OUT. 277 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,639 HASN'T BEEN OUT OF THE HOUSE IN MONTHS. 278 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,140 JUNE'S ALWAYS BEEN 279 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,143 A LITTLE MORE OUTGOING THAN ME, ANYWAY. 280 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,647 WE NEVER NEEDED TO GO OUT BEFORE DADDY DIED. 281 00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,649 WE FOUGHT OVER HIM CONSTANTLY, 282 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:19,151 BUT NOW WE HAVE EACH OTHER. 283 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,154 YOU TWO ARE PRETTY CLOSE, AREN'T YOU? 284 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,156 INSEPARABLE. 285 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,659 UNTIL NOW. 286 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,160 SHE SEEMS SWEET. 287 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,330 OH, SHE IS... UNLESS YOU CROSS HER. 288 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,197 COME AGAIN? 289 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,732 WELL, I MEAN, 290 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,769 EVERYONE HAS A DARK SIDE, DON'T THEY? 291 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,604 THE SIDE YOU DON'T SEE. 292 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,539 SHE'S GOT A TEMPER, HUH? 293 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,441 ALMOST LIKE A SPLIT PERSONALITY. 294 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:46,779 I CAN'T SEE YOUR SISTER OR YOU HURTING A FLY. 295 00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:48,314 YOU DON'T KNOW. 296 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,383 LOOK, I WOULD NEVER SAY THIS TO HER, 297 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,887 SO IT'S GOT TO BE OUR LITTLE SECRET, O.K.? 298 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,489 MY SISTER AND I DON'T HAVE SECRETS. 299 00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:01,226 WE SHARE EVERYTHING... 50-50. 300 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,796 BUT THIS MIGHT HURT HER FEELINGS. 301 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,498 YOU DON'T WANT THAT, DO YOU? 302 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:12,137 SEE, I'M AFRAID YOU TWO AIN'T EXACTLY IDENTICAL. 303 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,340 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 304 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,042 ONE OF YOU IS A LITTLE MORE BEAUTIFUL 305 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,345 THAN THE OTHER. 306 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:19,345 THAN THE OTHER. 307 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,385 NO OFFENSE, BUT FOR A COUPLE OF WALLFLOWERS 308 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,387 WHO DON'T GET OUT MUCH, 309 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,590 THESE TWO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A NUN. 310 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,057 THESE TWO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A NUN. 311 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:38,864 I GOT THEM IN THE PALM OF MY HAND. 312 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:42,901 EITHER ONE WOULD MARRY ME IN A NEW YORK MINUTE. 313 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:46,472 ALL I GOT TO DO IS POP THE QUESTION. 314 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:50,476 BUT THAT ONLY GETS ME HALF THE FORTUNE. 315 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:54,480 THEY BOTH GOT EQUAL SAY IN EVERY CENT-- 316 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,483 50-50. 317 00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:03,489 THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT ALL IS IF I MARRY BOTH OF THEM. 318 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:04,990 PPFFT. 319 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:04,990 PPFFT. 320 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:09,995 AND THE ONLY WAY I COULD DO THAT... 321 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,997 HUH... 322 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:16,502 IS IF THERE WERE... 323 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,303 TWO OF ME! 324 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,605 TWIN BROTHER? TWIN BROTHER? 325 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:24,543 I WAS EMBARRASSED TO BRING IT UP TILL NOW. 326 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,111 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 327 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,614 HIS NAME IS JACK. HE'S IN SOUTH AFRICA. 328 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,115 WE HAVE HOLDINGS THERE. 329 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:34,853 BUSINESS DEMANDS THAT ONE OF US STAY THERE AT ALL TIMES. 330 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:35,821 HE STAYS THERE A MONTH. 331 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,657 I SPOT HIM THE NEXT. 332 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,125 THIS MEANS... 333 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,026 YOU'RE LEAVING? 334 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,628 I'M AFRAID SO. 335 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:43,762 IT'S ONLY FOR A MONTH. 336 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,932 MY BROTHER WILL BE HOME IN A FEW DAYS. 337 00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:48,267 I TOLD HIM ABOUT YOU TWO. 338 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,836 MAYBE HE COULD DROP BY FOR A LITTLE VISIT? 339 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:55,541 BUT, I MUST WARN YOU, HE'S MORE OUT GOING THAN I AM. 340 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,042 HE'S NOT AS EDUCATED OR WELL SPOKEN. 341 00:17:57,042 --> 00:18:00,045 YOU KNOW HE TALKS THAT CALIFORNIA JARGON. 342 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,047 AND HE'S VERY FLAMBOYANT. 343 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:02,448 AND HE'S VERY FLAMBOYANT. 344 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,856 WHOA, LADIES. 345 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:14,526 VIC TOLD ME YOU WERE RADICAL BABES, 346 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,028 BUT I MUST CONFESS 347 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,098 TO BEING TOTALLY STOKED AND OVERWHELMED, YOU DIG? 348 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,566 HEE HEE! HEE HEE! 349 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,535 HA HA HA! 350 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,538 ♪♪ I'M TOO SEXY FOR MILAN ♪♪ 351 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:29,074 ♪♪ TOO SEXY FOR MILAN ♪♪ 352 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,076 DO YOU, APRIL DOBBS BLAIR, 353 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:34,079 TAKE THIS MAN TO HAVE AND TO HOLD 354 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,048 IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH 355 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,051 AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE? 356 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,552 I DO. 357 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:40,552 I DO. 358 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,060 DO YOU, JUNE ETCHYSON BLAIR, 359 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:51,063 TAKE THIS MAN TO HONOR AND CHERISH 360 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,065 IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH 361 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,068 AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE? 362 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,569 I DO. 363 00:18:57,569 --> 00:19:00,072 BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME, 364 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,975 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. 365 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,044 BINGO. 366 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:06,044 BINGO. 367 00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:35,407 HO! HEY! SHUT THAT! 368 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:36,909 CHARLIE CHAN, EXCUSE ME. 369 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,244 I DON'T MEAN TO INTRUDE, 370 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:42,614 BUT I'D LIKE TO CATCH A FEW ZZZS. 371 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:48,020 DO YOU MIND? GO PLAY SOMEPLACE ELSE, O.K.? 372 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,521 CHARMING. 373 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:49,521 CHARMING. 374 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,860 SEE? NICE AND QUIET, CALM, SERENE. 375 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,361 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 376 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,964 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 377 00:19:58,964 --> 00:19:59,965 HA HA HA! 378 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:00,465 HA HA HA! 379 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,535 [MUTTERING] 380 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:03,535 [MUTTERING] 381 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,606 LIFE'S A BITCH, AIN'T IT, WONG? 382 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:07,606 LIFE'S A BITCH, AIN'T IT, WONG? 383 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:14,513 ♪♪ APRIL LOVE IS FOR THE VERY YOUNG ♪♪♪♪ 384 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,216 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 385 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,219 THAT WE CAN PUT THE PAST BEHIND US? 386 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,720 WE DESERVE TO BE HAPPY. 387 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,557 DADDY WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THIS WAY. 388 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,559 I WISH BOTH OUR HUSBANDS 389 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:30,762 COULD BE WITH US AT THE SAME TIME. 390 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:34,800 WE COULD ALWAYS SHARE. 391 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:34,800 WE COULD ALWAYS SHARE. 392 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:54,219 DARLING, WHY CAN'T I COME WITH YOU TO SOUTH AFRICA? 393 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:57,856 I TOLD YOU IT'S HOT, IT'S STICKY, YOU'D HATE IT. 394 00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:57,856 I TOLD YOU IT'S HOT, IT'S STICKY, YOU'D HATE IT. 395 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,861 WHEN'S YOUR BROTHER COMING BACK ANYWAYS? 396 00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,364 JUNE MISSES HIM SO MUCH, SHE'S BESIDE HERSELF. 397 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:09,368 TOMORROW NIGHT. WHY IS THIS DRAWER ALWAYS LOCKED? 398 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,370 WHAT THE HELL'S IN IT, ANYWAY? 399 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,372 WHERE'S MY SHIRT? 400 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:13,372 WHERE'S MY SHIRT? 401 00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,875 OH. THANK YOU. 402 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:16,875 OH. THANK YOU. 403 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,212 HONEY. 404 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,680 WHAT? 405 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,682 YOUR BACK. 406 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,685 OH, YEAH, YEAH. I GOT A LITTLE SUNBURN. 407 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,688 SUN'S A LOT HOTTER IN SOUTH AFRICA. 408 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,557 I'LL TELL YOU, THE MAN IS AN ANIMAL. 409 00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:36,428 LAST NIGHT, HE TIED ME TO THE BED WHEN WE... 410 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:37,429 YOU KNOW. 411 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:40,432 AND IT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME EITHER. 412 00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:41,933 YOU'RE KIDDING. 413 00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:44,436 VIC DOES THAT TO ME, TOO. 414 00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:45,904 NO! 415 00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:45,904 NO! 416 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:50,342 THEY'RE ALIKE IN ALL SORTS OF WAYS. 417 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:53,278 WHEN JACK TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT FOR BED, 418 00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,247 HIS BACK WAS ALL TANNED 419 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:59,084 EXCEPT FOR THIS LITTLE PALE STRIP. 420 00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:00,419 YOU'RE KIDDING. 421 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:03,155 JUST BEFORE VIC LEFT FOR SOUTH AFRICA, 422 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,157 HE SUNBURNED HIS BACK. 423 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,658 HE HAD THE SAME... 424 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:06,958 HE HAD THE SAME... 425 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:09,828 THING. 426 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:09,828 THING. 427 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,001 [ JACK SINGING ] 428 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:16,001 [ JACK SINGING ] 429 00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:57,642 ♪♪ ♪♪ I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY HAIR 430 00:22:57,642 --> 00:22:59,644 ♪♪ TOO SEXY FOR THIS EARRING ♪♪ 431 00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:00,612 ♪♪ TOO SEXY ♪♪ 432 00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:03,615 ♪♪ I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS HOUSE ♪♪ 433 00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:04,616 ♪♪ TOO SEXY-- ♪♪♪♪ 434 00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:06,118 HEY, HONEY! 435 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:09,121 YOU TWO BITCHING BABES BETTER BE GETTING DRESSED! 436 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:13,325 I'M TAKING YOU OUT FOR THE MOST AWESOME FEAST EVER! 437 00:23:13,825 --> 00:23:13,825 I'M TAKING YOU OUT FOR THE MOST AWESOME FEAST EVER! 438 00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,358 GET THE FUCK OUT. 439 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:46,358 GET THE FUCK OUT. 440 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,728 "TWINS ACQUITTED OF FATHER'S DEATH 441 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,263 BY JUVENILE COURT." 442 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,499 YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING! 443 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,000 YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING! 444 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:06,044 HEY. 445 00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:07,546 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 446 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:08,547 WHAT'S GOING ON? 447 00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:10,549 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 448 00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:12,083 WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING? 449 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:14,553 LET ME GO. LET ME GO. 450 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:14,553 LET ME GO. LET ME GO. 451 00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:18,390 HELLO, DARLING. HELLO, DARLING. 452 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,759 O.K., SO I LOVED YOU BOTH. 453 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,061 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? 454 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:24,863 DIDN'T I MAKE YOU HAPPY? 455 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,798 DIDN'T I MAKE YOU HAPPY? 456 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,234 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FATHER. 457 00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:31,870 I'M NOT SAYING YOU DID ANYTHING. 458 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:34,139 EVEN IF YOU DID, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE? 459 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,740 WHAT DO I CARE? 460 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:39,077 GIRLS, YOU WERE FRIVOLOUS LITTLE KIDS. 461 00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:42,247 WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU DID? 462 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:43,882 WE DID DO IT. 463 00:24:44,449 --> 00:24:45,984 WE SHARED EVERYTHING. 464 00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:49,054 WE DIDN'T WANT TO SHARE HIM ANYMORE. 465 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:50,856 IT WAS TOO HARD. 466 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:52,491 WE WERE TOO SELFISH. 467 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:55,560 LIKE NOW. 468 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,562 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 469 00:24:58,129 --> 00:24:59,130 WHERE'S SHE GOING? 470 00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:02,334 WHERE'S SHE GOING? HEY! HEY! 471 00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:03,535 WHAT'S SHE DOING? 472 00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:05,303 I'M GOING TO LET HER DO THE HONORS. 473 00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:06,671 WHAT HONORS? 474 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,974 SHE WAS ALWAYS THE MORE OUTGOING ONE, 475 00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:10,976 RIGHT, JACK? 476 00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:10,976 RIGHT, JACK? 477 00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:20,318 HEY! 478 00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:22,621 HEY! 479 00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:24,923 SCREWBALLS! 480 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:26,224 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 481 00:25:26,224 --> 00:25:28,760 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. COME ON. 482 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,029 GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT! 483 00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:32,731 ARE YOU CRAZY? 484 00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:33,164 ARE YOU CRAZY? 485 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,610 ♪♪ AH, THE BUZZARD TOOK A MONKEY ♪♪ 486 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:47,078 ♪♪ FOR A RIDE IN THE AIR ♪♪ 487 00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:49,114 IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW, HONEY. 488 00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,615 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 489 00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:52,117 ♪♪ THE BUZZARD TRIED TO THROW THE MONKEY ♪♪ 490 00:25:52,617 --> 00:25:53,618 ♪♪ OFF HIS BACK ♪♪ 491 00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:57,122 ♪♪ THE MONKEY GRABBED HIS NECK AND SAID, "NOW, LISTEN, JACK" ♪♪ 492 00:25:57,122 --> 00:26:00,091 ♪♪ "STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT" ♪♪ 493 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:03,628 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT FROM NOW ON. 494 00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:05,597 ♪♪ "STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT" ♪♪ 495 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:09,634 ♪♪ "OH, COOL DOWN, PAPA, DON'T YOU BLOW YOUR TOP" ♪♪♪♪ 496 00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:09,634 ♪♪ "OH, COOL DOWN, PAPA, DON'T YOU BLOW YOUR TOP" ♪♪♪♪ 497 00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:34,859 I GUESS, VINO VIC, THOUGHT HE COULD DOUBLE HIS FUN AND HIS BANK ACCOUNT. 498 00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:36,861 TO BAD HE WAS ONLY HALF RIGHT. 499 00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:40,865 OH WELL, IT JUST PROVES THE OLD SAYING. 500 00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:43,368 BEHIND EVERY BAD MAN 501 00:26:43,868 --> 00:26:45,870 THERE'S TWO WOMAN 502 00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:47,372 WITH A CHAIN SAW! 503 00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:49,874 HA HA HA HA HA! 504 00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:49,874 HA HA HA HA HA! 505 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:56,381 SO, KIDDIES, CARE FOR A LITTLEMAIMOF CHANCE? 506 00:26:56,381 --> 00:27:00,385 DEADS,I WIN, TAILS, YOUOOZE! 507 00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:02,887 AH HA HA HA! 508 00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:02,887 AH HA HA HA! 509 00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:07,892 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 510 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:08,393 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 511 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:12,530 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 512 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:13,031 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 513 00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:20,038 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 514 00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:20,538 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 35414

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