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As the new owner, I intend to turn Hilda�s
into Boston�s premium coffee concern.

into Boston�s premium coffee concern.
I will be totally dedicated

and personally involved in every
critical, coffee related, decision.

From the moment we open
until the moment we close.

You�re going to be
here at five a.m?

Five a.m? Who�s up and
dressed by five a.m?

Er that would be our customers.

And my life is supposed
to revolve around them?

Hello, waiting for coffee.

Hello, having a meeting.

Hilda, you don�t have to
be here all the time.

We all take different shifts.

I call the afternoon shift!

You�re the owner, you can
take whatever shift you want.

Already, you are becoming
my favourite employee.

I�m promoting you to manager.

He is the manager.

Could somebody manage to
make me a grande-latte?

Pipe-down Frankie, you should be home
with your family having breakfast.

Look, I�ll make you a latte

and er just for your patience,
I�ll throw in a free scone.

Listen, don�t bother,
I�m out o� here

. I�m going to the cafe down the block where
they, not only, advertise coffee, they sell it.

Wait, come back!

Or better yet, take me with you!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch S05E03
- Heart of the Matter

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Four bucks for a cup of coffee?

These prices are outrageous. (To
Sabrina) What am I paying you?

Minimum wage.

Hilda�s gettin� a B-mer.

Hilda, er normally, at the end of the
day, we split the money in the tip-jar.

Is that okay with you?

Absolutely, I can
always use extra cash.

Er, a few things you should
know about my aunt.She�s insane

she�s insane and oh
yeah, she�s insane.

She�s just new. It�ll take her
a few weeks to learn the ropes

but while she�s learning, I could think
of something that would soften the blow.

- soften the blow.
- Taking the next few weeks off?

Er I was thinking more along the
lines of dinner, Saturday night?

Josh, how can I put this?

How about �Sounds great
Josh, I�d love to go�?

Look, I made up my mind
when I started college

that I was gonna try
dating new people.

So date new people.

Hi, I�m Irving, have we met?

Look Irving, nice to meet you but could you
please tell Josh it aint gonna happen?

Why not? What, you don�t
think we�d have fun?

Josh, a quest?o ? que temos um
passado, v?o surgir sentimentos

� Josh, the point is we have history.
There are bound to be feelings

and emotions and that could
lead to something serious.

I�m asking you for a date Sabrina, not to
pick out a house and names for the kids.

Good, �cause I am too young to
commit to the two storey Victorian

with the big back yard for
little Courtney and Todd.

� Todd? You�d name a kid Todd?

� The point is,I dated the
same guy all through high school.

I owe it to myself to
experience something new.

Let�s move it flunkies.

I�m not paying you people minimum
wage to sit around and yak.

� (To Josh) So, are
we still friends?

� Right, friends.

� Someone looks down,
is everthing okay?

is everthing okay?

Yeah, I guess.

I am sure that it�s nothing that
a double mochaccino can�t cure.

Come on, I�m buying.

It�s on the house.

In your dreams Bean Boy.
(To Morgan) Four bucks.

Wow! Nice

footwear

Thank you. I wasn�t
sure if open toes were

too bold for the
academic environment

Oh no, I like open toes.
Open toed shoes.

I like shoes in general.

I mean I don�t have a shoe fetish
or anything.I also like socks�

but not with sandals.

You sure have a lot
of books Miles.

You know my name?

You�re in my physics class.

Yes. Yes I am

and may I say that I�m
flattered and impressed

that out of all those students
you�ve remembered my name.

You�re also Sabrina�s room-mate.

Good point, I am her room-mate

. I mean we don�t actually live in the
same room, it�s strictly platonic.

Yes, I�m familiar
with the situation

I�ll see you in class Miles.

Right! That�s me, Miles.

So let me get this straight.
The problem is you like a guy

who likes you but you
don�t wanna date him

because the relationship
has potential? Exactly

Next thing you know, we�re boyfriend and girlfriend
and I can kiss dating other guys goodbye.

Please tell me this is not the
worst problem you�ve ever had?

So not. The worst was when Harvey
and Josh were fighting over me�

but you probably don�t
wanna hear about that.

And yet, it�s already too late.

Oi, Sabrina.

Hey Sabrina. Hey. Hi, I�m-I�m Pete,
from your English Lit . class.

was wondering if you�d
er if you�d like to um�

Grade your pick-up line?
�D� minus.

That wasn�t a pick-up line.

Oh actually it was.

Do you wanna go to a
movie Saturday night?

Oh well Pete, you know I� I�d love to
go out with you but I�ve got plans.

What plans? You told me you
weren�t doing anything?

Well� I said that because I
didn�t want you to feel bad

because my plans
didn�t include you.

Oh really, when were
you gonna tell me?

Hello? Hi, er I�m the one
being rejected here.

Sorry, thanks for asking.

So what are you doing
Saturday night?

Nothing. Wanna come along?

Hold on a second. Although I�m flattered, didn�t
you just say you wanted to date new people?

What�s wrong with Pete?

� I couldn�t date that guy, did
you see what he was wearing?

Two dimples and perfect teeth?

A white shirt. Who wears
white after Labour day?

You know, for a girl who wants to date
different people, you sure are picky

The guy at the pizza place was too
tall, the guy at the student union

was too tanned.

I just don�t like that whole
tall, dark, handsome thing.

Besides, I don�t see you going
out with a whole lot o� guys.

I don�t see a whole lot
o� guys asking me.

What�s your problem loser!

I can�t imagine why.

So much for my afternoon nap.

Salem, what are you doing in my bed?
I told you never to sleep in my bed.

You say a lot of things sweetheart.
What�s eatin� ya?

I�m in crisis

I�m way to picky about guys.

. I wanna date but I just
can�t get myself to say yes

and the thought of putting
myself out there again is scary.

Try a dating spell, it worked
for me when I was a strapping

young hunk

Believe it or not, when it comes
to the fairer sex, I�m rather shy.

Is that why you had four different species
slap you with a restraining order?

I promised myself I wouldn�t use
magic to solve every little problem.

Great! Then Saturday night we can rent �Steel
Magnolias� and you can give me a flea dip.

Later

I need a dating spell
and I need it fast.

I�ve been meaning to use my
new magic CD-ROM anyway.

Okay, here we go. �D�s.
Dakaries, dandruff, dates!

Okay, wrong kind o� dates.

Here we go, Dating.

Oh hey, Sabrina Spellman,
I�m Roger Lodge

Word has it that
you want a date.

Wow, this eight-point-O
version works really fast.

Having trouble finding guys
who wanna go out with you?

Having trouble finding guys
who wanna go out with you?

Please tell me that�s not
your biggest problem?

Actually, people saying
that is my biggest problem.

Okay, here�s your spell. �The
guys who ask Sabrina out

are tired of waiting,from now on

Sabrina will say yes to dating�

Okay, you�re good to go.

Roger that� Roger.

�V� is volume, �T� is Calvin
temperature and �K� is the constant

dependent on the number of holes
and the pressure of the gas.

My goodness, I was four hundred and
six before I grasped that concept.

What?

I said, out of four hundred and six students,
you�re the only one who grasped that concept.

I love this stuff. I eat, sleep
and breath thermo-dynamics

When the other kids were playing with
Lego, I was building my first cyclotron.

There�s nothing more exciting than
your first particle-accelerator.

Oh yes there is, meeting someone whose
eyes don�t glaze over when I talk.

Been there. Miles,

I�m considering having a private study group
at the house, for my more advanced students.

for my more advanced students.

Would you be interested
in something like that?

Very interested.

I think we should keep it small.

I agree, intimate is better.

- What about you and me�
- Perfeito.

and Adam and Jenny?

Oh dear, my only free
night is Saturday night.

Saturday�s my only
free night too,

another thing we have in common.

I guess it was meant to be.

Would you mind telling
Adam and Jenny?

And do you, Miles, promise
to love, honour and cherish

Professor Spellman until alien
forces take over the planet

and harvest you for food?

I do.

You do?

I mean� I will� tell
Adam and Jenny.

They�re in my next
wedding night�

I mean� class.

Hey Adam, hey Jenny.

Hey Miles, what�s happenin�?

Absolutely nothin�
that concerns you.

Hi ladies, gorgeous day.

It�s raining you freak.

What�s with alien boy?
He�s way too happy.

Maybe his Mr. Spock ears
finally came in the mail.

Heads up!

Nice catch.

Yeah, I�m here on a
football scholarship.

Then I look forward
to the next huddle

In the meantime um would you
like to go out Saturday night?

What do you have? Some
sort of a magical spell?

Yeah right, good one

Er look, I�m flattered but
at this point in my life,

I just have to say�yes

Excellent. Um do you like sushi?

I love sushi! You hate sushi.

Pick me up at nine?

Well you�ve done a one-eighty. You
actually decided to say yes to a date.

I realised I had nothing to lose by
seeing what�s out there and making

an informed, intelligent choice.

Oh! Yo-yo Pete!

! Look, I�m available for Saturday
night if you still wanna go out?

But I thought you had big
plans to do nothing?

Oh that�s just an expression.
Pick me up at Seven?

Yeah great, see you Saturday.

You told Joe to pick
you up at nine!

Oh good point. (Calling after Pete) Make it
six! (To Roxie) And that way I can still fit in

Hey you!

Excuse me, you have been
here for three hours.

You have paid for one cup of coffee
and had six glasses of free water.

Which reminds me,
where�s the bathroom?

At your house!

And take some of these other
free-loaders with you.

And from now on, water�s
a buck a glass!

You know what Josh? I think
I�m getting ripped-off.

The old owner said he
had a lot of business.

The old owner did.

At this rate I�ll be chapter
eleven by the end of the week.

If you�re lucky

Half the customers have already
switched to the French Roast Cafe.

I never liked the French.

Look, we�re not dead yet,

we just have to figure out angle
to win the customers back.

What was the angle when
the place first opened?

- Er� the owner was nice.
- We�re dead

There has to be another way

I know! We�ll have
a marketing blitz.

We�ll give away key-chains, coasters!
Fly-swatters! Not the good ones.

Hilda, why don�t you just
dress up some poor schmo

like a giant cappuccino and parade
him up and down the street?

What? It was your idea.

This was fun, Paul.

Yeah, it�s Pete.

sure?Oh yep, six p.m,
Pete, you�re right.

Are you dating a Paul too?

Um two Paul�s and a John Paul but
not the one you�re thinking of

but if his eminence does call,
I am free Thursday night.

Gotta go.

Oh hi Dave. It�s Bob.

- Right, Bob, the phsych major.
- Actually I�m a statistics major.

With a minor in boredom.

Okay, well give me sixty point two five
seconds, I just gotta grab a sweater.

No problem, it�ll give Roxie
and me a chance to finish

our discussion of census taking
procedures in post war Denmark.

I�d love to but� nobody should
have to pick out a sweater alone.

What do you think you�re doing?

Combining fashion and function. This
works much better than the sweater.

Two days ago you didn�t wanna go near a guy,
now you�re going on twelve dates a night

and I�ve become your
social secretary?

By the way, Tad called. He�s
running a tad late. Another one.

I don�t get it, first you
criticise me for being picky,

then you criticise me for going out?
I think you just like to criticise.

Sabrina, when you go out with
each guy for only ten minutes,

how do you even
know who they are?

Who cares? The point is I�m dating.
Just like you said I should.

Fine! Do what you want but I�m
not taking anymore messages.

Hello? No, she�s not here.

Who was that? My mother.

Mrs. Spellmanson.

I mean Miss Spellman.

Oh Miles, you scared me. Sorry

I have that affect
on a lot of people.

You�re the first one here.

As soon as Adam and Jenny
arrive, we can begin.

Oh Jenny and Adam called and
said they�d be a little late.

I guess not everyone�s as
dedicated to science as we are.

Oh, well I suppose we
could begin without them.

I guess you�ll have the leg-up.

Let�s discuss the
concept of gravity.

Ah, the irresistible force that draws
two bodies together. I love gravity.

Is there a Mr. Spellman?

You mean daddy? Oh you
mean� No there isn�t.

. But let�s just stick
to the subject at hand.

You do have beautiful hands,

and look! We both
have slender pinkies.

So we do. Anyway�

May I call you Zelda? no

I feel like a complete dork!

Well of course you feel like a dork,
you�re a cappuccino without any foam.

Now hit it!

Come to Hilda�s coffee house,
she roasts the finest beans.

Come to Hilda�s coffee
house, she�s no longer mean�

Come to Hilda�s coffee house,
she�s super-dooper nice�

Hilda! This is ridiculous.
Youre song is so stupid!

You are one bitter
cup of coffee.

Hey, were are you going? He hasn�t even
done the thing with the spoon yet.

They�re all going to
the French Roast Cafe.

Oh come on people,
gimme a break.

No ones ruder than the French!

Of course my father.

He�s so rude, he makes the
French look like the Swiss.

Oh and speaking of the Swiss,
what�s the deal with the cheese?

If those are air-holes, what�s
living in there? Am I right?

And what�s with the Swiss army? How
can they defend an entire nation

with those teeny
little red knives?

I got a million of them
but I left them in there.

At Hilda�s, where every latte comes
with a laugh and free water�

well just the first glass.

Come and join me wont you?

Well this was fun, I�ve never been to a
bowling alley that served sushi before.

I�m up scoring and the
yellow tail�s always fresh.

This has been one of the best bowling
and fish dates I�ve ever been on.

Look Sabrina, I really like you.

And I really like bowling and fish,
so this date worked out perfectly.

No, I mean this is like one
of the best first dates

I�ve ever had and um I�m really
looking forward to a second?

Oh well it�s gonna be awhile.
See, I�m still on

my cycle of first dates.

well it�s only fair that I date everybody
once before I start on round two.

Everybody? Round two?

What is this, the Sabrina open?

Exactly, I�m open to
dating anyone who asks.

Oh by the way, tell your
room-mate, racket-ball

and Mongolian barbeque sounds perfect. Thanks
for a great evening Jim. Joe� It�s Joe.

It�s Joe.

I�ve gotta get name-tags.

Hey Spellman, d�ya wanna watch
me drop in on a half-pipe?

No, but I do wanna thank you for
introducing me to that dating spell

that�s working out great.

Yeah well before you step out
with Manny, Mo and Jack,

you might wanna stop by
�Pet-Boys� for an alignment.

What are you talking about?

What�s wrong with me?!

Big picture, you�re
obsessive-compulsive

compulsive but the immediate problem
requires a seasoned chiropractor.

It must be that
stupid dating spell�

or maybe I�ve got to start
bowling with a lighter ball.

I�ve gotta get this
spell off right away.

-Roger, are you there?
- I�m on it Sabrina.

�Poor Sabrina�s not looking
well, so quickly remove

this dating spell�

Nothing�s happened!
What am I going to do?

Do what you always do. Go crying
to your aunties to bail you out,

Help me aunties! Ha-ha-ha!

I�m an independent woman, I
don�t need my aunts for help.

Yeah, this is easy

Head misalignment

�Go to aunts for
help� Boo-hoo-hoo!

Miles, you and I
are not involved,

nor will we ever be
involved, capich?

I love it when you
speak Italian.

Admit it my Mamazelda, you feel
an urge for little Milo too.

Unless you�re talking about the urge
to toss you out on your canolli,

I feel nothing of the kind.

Aunt Hilda! Aunt Zelda! Look!

Sabrina!

Whoops! I�ll just be in the kitchen
trying to straighten myself out.

Did I just see Sabrina�s
head sliding off her body?

You poor dear, those over
zealous hormones are causing

you to hallucinate.

Is that, in any way,
attractive to you?

No

Good lord Sabrina,
what�s going on?

I have no idea. Salem convinced me
to put a dating spell on myself

and it was going great until my neck
turned into a slinky! I removed the spell

but it just keeps getting worse.

Here, hold this.

Sabrina, when a witch is
misaligned, it�s rarely caused

by a problematic spell.

It usually signals
a deeper problem

that was there before
the spell was incanted.

why couldn�t I take after the mortal side?
Their worst ailment

is an occasional hive.

There, that ought to hold you
until we figure out what�s wrong.

A nice look for winter but
not great with a bikini.

Sabrina, why did you
need a dating spell?

You�ve never had trouble
getting dates before?

The spell wasn�t to help me
get dates, it was to make me

more comfortable accepting them.

Well what do you think made you
uncomfortable in the first place?

I have no idea.

Well there�s only one
way to find out.

We�ve got to get to the
heart of the matter

Oh-no! You�re not going to open me up like
you did last Valentine�s day are you?

No need to, today�s technology
is more sophisticated.

I almost forgot.

Hey look! There�s that nickel
I swallowed when I was six.

Heart-speak!

It�s not that I don�t want
to date again someday.

Well why are you taking your time?
You�ve been moping around all summer.

Let the heart finish.

Thank you. I haven�t been
moping, I�ve been healing.

Well the best way to heal is
to get back on the horse.

Don�t play head games with me. I�m
not ready to get back on the horse,

I�m still recovering
from the last ride.

Sabrina, it�s obvious
what�s going on here.

Your head and your
heart are conflicted.

She did it! It�s not my fault!

That dating spell caused
your head to block out

what your heart was feeling and
that�s why you became misaligned.

what your heart was feeling and
that�s why you became misaligned.

You hearts, always
with the feelings.

Well I can�t go out just for the sake of
going out. I�ve gotta feel something.

Well how will I
know when you do?

I�ll give ya a little thump.

Well let�s see if that
little talk did the trick.

Well let�s see if that
little talk did the trick.

Course you are, you�re
no longer blocking out

the feelings in your heart.

I�m glad� but do you have anything
to block out the stomach?

I think that yellow tails
starting to swim up-stream.

Hey Josh. Man, am I glad to see you.
I�ve had the craziest day.

It couldn�t have been crazier than mine.
Your aunt

dressed me up like a
giant cappuccino.

� That�s nothing, you should
see the time she dressed me up

like a giant pinea-calada.

It took me a week to get the
coconut out of my hair.

I�m surprised to find
you home so early.

I thought you�d be
out dating around.

Ah dating around is highly over rated.
All that:

�What d�you wanna do?� �I don�t
know what d�you wanna do?� stuff.

Yeah. Yeah it�s so great when you
meet someone you connect with

and you don�t have to go on
a bunch of pointless dates.

I think I�m beginning
to agree with you.

What�s wrong?

Nothing

I�m ready to go Josh.

Oh, you and Morgan are

Are you sure you�re okay?
Maybe I should call a doctor?

But we�ll be late for the movie.

Yeah, I�ll be fine. I should
probably just cut back on the fries.

You do that. (To Josh) I erm
I guess we should get going.

By the way, you look beautiful.

It�s a great necklace.
Thank you, it�s mine!

I-I hope you don�t
mind me borrowing?

it looks like I have no choice.

So er I guess we�ll catch
up some other time?

Great

-Bye
-Bye

Some other time.

You know, you have
really stinky timing.

Er two blondes walk into a building. You�d
think one of them would have seen it.

I�m killing.

No, I did want to apologies
for being rude earlier

I guess I just had a
case of new-job jitters.

Have you ever been on a job
interview and they�re like

�Well what was the reason
for leaving your last job?�

Well I found that after I was fired, there
was a lot of tension in the office.

I found it difficult sitting
on the new girl�s lap.

I once had a job as a receptionist.
I was so nervous, I kept

answering the phone
�Hello, can you help me?�

Oh I like that. Hey, why don�t you come
up here so we can laugh at you some more?

No, in fact, why don�t we turn
this into an open mic night?

If you�ve got a joke or a song?

Anything that�ll pack �em in
here and get me that B-mer

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