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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,636 Previously on "Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce"... 2 00:00:02,826 --> 00:00:05,271 I'm sad, and I'm tired, and I'm stressed. 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:08,975 - Take a frickin' break. - I can't, Jo. I cannot. 4 00:00:08,977 --> 00:00:10,894 I just need to finish my book this week. 5 00:00:10,946 --> 00:00:12,478 I am so close to being done. 6 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,175 I was diagnosed... Social anxiety disorder. 7 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,543 Doesn't that just mean you're shy? 8 00:00:16,568 --> 00:00:18,017 Debilitatingly shy. 9 00:00:18,044 --> 00:00:19,403 I thought that we weren't getting emotional. 10 00:00:19,428 --> 00:00:20,810 Well, then we should've thought about that 11 00:00:20,835 --> 00:00:23,959 before you stuck your funky love cruffin inside of my pastry box. 12 00:00:23,984 --> 00:00:26,434 What you really want is an audience 13 00:00:26,486 --> 00:00:27,833 for your fabulous life. 14 00:00:27,858 --> 00:00:29,187 So you should just go get that 15 00:00:29,239 --> 00:00:30,950 because that sure as hell isn't me. 16 00:00:30,975 --> 00:00:32,474 It seems like we're done here. 17 00:00:32,559 --> 00:00:35,394 - Charlene... she left me. - Wait. What? 18 00:00:35,419 --> 00:00:37,919 For that goddamn German tennis pro. 19 00:00:37,944 --> 00:00:39,243 Because I love you. 20 00:00:39,366 --> 00:00:41,199 I only want to be with you too. 21 00:00:41,251 --> 00:00:42,617 What about you and Gordon? 22 00:00:42,669 --> 00:00:44,452 I'm sick and tired of playing along 23 00:00:44,504 --> 00:00:46,371 with this perfect-wedding crap. 24 00:00:46,373 --> 00:00:47,956 This whole thing has just been a crock 25 00:00:48,008 --> 00:00:50,175 since you started screwing Albert. 26 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:52,510 If you're gonna marry anybody, I want it to be me. 27 00:00:52,546 --> 00:00:54,546 - I'm sorry, Albert. - Don't diminish this. 28 00:00:54,598 --> 00:00:55,964 Albert, be reasonable. 29 00:00:56,016 --> 00:00:57,882 You're telling me that I'm never gonna have this again? 30 00:00:57,884 --> 00:00:59,356 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm telling you. 31 00:00:59,381 --> 00:01:00,421 Go, run off to a new city, 32 00:01:00,446 --> 00:01:02,446 but you're still gonna want your freedom 33 00:01:02,634 --> 00:01:04,133 because that's who you are. 34 00:01:04,158 --> 00:01:05,786 You should seriously reconsider being a part 35 00:01:05,811 --> 00:01:07,010 of my wedding. 36 00:01:09,134 --> 00:01:14,513 _ 37 00:01:20,707 --> 00:01:23,019 ♪ Here comes the bride ♪ 38 00:01:23,044 --> 00:01:24,739 - Thank you for this, Phoebe. - Oh, are you kidding? 39 00:01:24,764 --> 00:01:26,044 I love that you guys aren't seeing each other 40 00:01:26,069 --> 00:01:27,380 until the ceremony. 41 00:01:27,405 --> 00:01:29,919 It's so... deliriously romantic. 42 00:01:29,944 --> 00:01:31,744 Does my milk bath await? 43 00:01:31,769 --> 00:01:33,186 She's been like this all morning. 44 00:01:33,388 --> 00:01:35,054 That's enough. I just want to get married. 45 00:01:35,089 --> 00:01:35,927 Aww. 46 00:01:35,952 --> 00:01:37,763 Have you told Phoebe about the great apartment 47 00:01:37,788 --> 00:01:39,169 - we found in New York? - I don't want to hear it. 48 00:01:39,194 --> 00:01:40,442 I'm gonna miss you so much. 49 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,356 Phoebe, you would die. 50 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,598 It's this amazing Tribeca loft. It overlooks the Hudson. 51 00:01:45,763 --> 00:01:48,208 - Oh, my God. - It's to die. 52 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,372 Oh, God. It's work again. 53 00:01:50,439 --> 00:01:52,973 Somebody hasn't been back to pick up her files. 54 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:55,122 Honestly, I know why she's avoiding it. 55 00:01:57,166 --> 00:01:59,778 You hate saying good-byes. 56 00:02:03,178 --> 00:02:04,294 Well, work calls. 57 00:02:04,319 --> 00:02:05,755 Say hi to Abby and Jo for me tonight. 58 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:07,246 Abby's... 59 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:08,750 She's got a... 60 00:02:08,775 --> 00:02:10,891 Abby is so... she's so busy. 61 00:02:10,916 --> 00:02:12,778 - She's got a deadline. - She's got so much work to do. 62 00:02:12,803 --> 00:02:13,630 Whatever. 63 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:14,755 Whatever. Come here. 64 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:16,231 I love you, okay? I love you. 65 00:02:16,256 --> 00:02:17,657 - I love you. - Thank you. 66 00:02:17,682 --> 00:02:18,450 Bye. Yes, you're welcome. 67 00:02:18,475 --> 00:02:19,505 - Bye. - Bye. 68 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:20,427 Was I not supposed to say anything? 69 00:02:20,452 --> 00:02:21,364 - It's okay. - Sorry. 70 00:02:21,389 --> 00:02:23,255 I'll give you a pass, but listen... 71 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:25,005 no more Abby talk, okay? 72 00:02:25,209 --> 00:02:27,493 - Don't know who she is. - Yeah. 73 00:02:38,722 --> 00:02:41,021 Sorry. I'm... I'm... I'm using this. 74 00:02:49,016 --> 00:02:51,294 Thank you. 75 00:03:00,578 --> 00:03:01,860 Yikes. 76 00:03:01,912 --> 00:03:03,862 It looks like "A Beautiful Mind" up in here. 77 00:03:03,864 --> 00:03:05,091 Hey, did you get that copy I sent you? 78 00:03:05,116 --> 00:03:06,763 I did. That's why I've been calling. 79 00:03:06,818 --> 00:03:08,484 Oh, yeah, I'm sorry I didn't get back to you. 80 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:11,074 I just... All over the place, 81 00:03:11,099 --> 00:03:13,925 but guess who's almost done with her book. 82 00:03:13,950 --> 00:03:14,824 Me! 83 00:03:14,876 --> 00:03:17,126 My deadline's in two days, but just one quick revision pass 84 00:03:17,162 --> 00:03:18,244 and I think I can send it in. 85 00:03:18,296 --> 00:03:19,462 And the kids are at school. 86 00:03:19,497 --> 00:03:20,997 So, once the book is off my plate, 87 00:03:21,022 --> 00:03:22,872 I am all about SheShe all the time. 88 00:03:23,635 --> 00:03:26,464 All right, well, I had some notes and thoughts. 89 00:03:26,489 --> 00:03:27,970 Should I just email them to you? 90 00:03:28,006 --> 00:03:30,673 Um, that would be fab. I'm just a multitasking mama. 91 00:03:30,675 --> 00:03:31,841 And I sent you an article. 92 00:03:31,843 --> 00:03:33,676 There's definitely a piece in it. 93 00:03:33,678 --> 00:03:36,145 You know the whole "can a woman have it all" conundrum? 94 00:03:36,181 --> 00:03:37,480 I hate that conundrum. 95 00:03:37,515 --> 00:03:39,015 Well, you're not alone. 96 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:40,933 There's a new survey that just came out, 97 00:03:40,985 --> 00:03:44,187 and it says today's woman can't even think about having it all. 98 00:03:44,189 --> 00:03:46,322 She's just worried about doing the shit she needs to do 99 00:03:46,357 --> 00:03:47,690 without losing it. 100 00:03:47,692 --> 00:03:50,159 You know, she's worried about cracking up. 101 00:03:50,552 --> 00:03:51,747 Answer... 102 00:03:52,364 --> 00:03:55,164 carbonated caffeine. 103 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,575 Oh, yes. 104 00:03:56,918 --> 00:03:59,952 Actually, ma'am, you've been here since we opened, 105 00:04:00,004 --> 00:04:02,038 and you haven't purchased anything yet. 106 00:04:07,138 --> 00:04:08,515 Okay, well, you know what? 107 00:04:08,778 --> 00:04:12,052 We're gonna have two coffees, one of which will be to-go. 108 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:14,217 - Thank you. - Yeah. 109 00:04:14,677 --> 00:04:19,031 So I thought you might be able to relate... 110 00:04:19,567 --> 00:04:20,839 to the study. 111 00:04:20,864 --> 00:04:21,774 Oh, my God, yeah. 112 00:04:22,185 --> 00:04:23,652 And I'm sorry that I've been all over the place, 113 00:04:23,677 --> 00:04:25,228 but Jake comes back from Latvia tomorrow, 114 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:26,562 and then he's taking the kids, 115 00:04:26,564 --> 00:04:28,781 and then I can finally get this off my plate, 116 00:04:28,817 --> 00:04:31,606 do all those changes, and I can think about the next piece. 117 00:04:32,349 --> 00:04:35,839 All right, well, have you called Delia? 118 00:04:35,864 --> 00:04:39,052 'Cause you all need to make up before her big day. 119 00:04:39,528 --> 00:04:41,761 I think I'm gonna sit that one out... the wedding. 120 00:04:41,786 --> 00:04:43,706 Sit it out? You're a bridesmaid. 121 00:04:43,731 --> 00:04:46,394 Yes, but I, uh... I actually meant what I said, 122 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:47,719 and Delia made it pretty clear 123 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,254 that she didn't want me there, so... 124 00:04:49,306 --> 00:04:51,506 And I make it pretty clear that I think my sister 125 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:54,892 is a thirsty ho for stealing my husband, 126 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,228 but I'd still like an apology. 127 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:03,513 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 128 00:05:08,646 --> 00:05:10,024 What? 129 00:05:10,026 --> 00:05:12,076 I thought that Alex was coming in this morning. 130 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,245 Mm, nope. Change of plans. 131 00:05:18,702 --> 00:05:19,751 Is there a problem? 132 00:05:19,927 --> 00:05:21,703 Yeah, there is, actually. 133 00:05:21,705 --> 00:05:23,087 It's about respect. 134 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,539 I'm fed up with cleaning up after customers. 135 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:25,673 That's Alex's job. 136 00:05:25,709 --> 00:05:27,542 My job is very specific. 137 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,877 I'm here for one thing and for one thing only. 138 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:31,212 - Screw people? - Bake. 139 00:05:31,677 --> 00:05:32,430 Oh. 140 00:05:32,481 --> 00:05:33,931 You care to explain why you're acting like such 141 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,516 a bloody clam shiner? 142 00:05:35,739 --> 00:05:37,224 I don't know what you mean... 143 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:38,936 literally. 144 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:41,192 Jo, you've hardly even looked at me this morning. 145 00:05:41,391 --> 00:05:42,440 Okay. 146 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,725 I don't have time for games. 147 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,226 I'm here to do my job. 148 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,728 Part of being a professional is leaving your feelings 149 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,380 at the door. 150 00:05:48,405 --> 00:05:50,497 Right, 'cause that's clearly what you're doing right now. 151 00:05:59,743 --> 00:06:01,044 Oh, my God. 152 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,123 Don't look at me like that. 153 00:06:17,614 --> 00:06:19,904 _ 154 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,022 This is Abby. Leave a message. 155 00:06:31,074 --> 00:06:32,357 Still no answer. 156 00:06:32,409 --> 00:06:33,716 Um... 157 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,194 I really struggled making this call, 158 00:06:36,246 --> 00:06:38,794 but, Abby, on behalf of Delia, 159 00:06:39,082 --> 00:06:42,310 she is getting married tomorrow. 160 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,536 On... on behalf of me, I'm just... 161 00:06:45,588 --> 00:06:47,255 I'm so disappointed in you. 162 00:06:47,791 --> 00:06:50,041 The Abby I know would never disappear 163 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:51,419 on a friend like this. 164 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:55,075 All right. Bye. 165 00:06:55,888 --> 00:06:57,505 I'm so disappointed in you. 166 00:06:58,301 --> 00:07:00,468 The Abby I know would never disappear 167 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,794 on a friend like this. 168 00:07:02,138 --> 00:07:03,958 All right. Bye. 169 00:07:04,414 --> 00:07:05,950 End of messages. 170 00:07:16,050 --> 00:07:17,683 What am I supposed to do? 171 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:19,527 I mean, seriously, if I went at this point, 172 00:07:19,552 --> 00:07:21,719 it would just upset everyone, and I have to finish my book, 173 00:07:21,744 --> 00:07:23,718 and I'm just trying to get it all done, and it's, like... 174 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:26,711 Don't... don't give me that look. 175 00:07:29,162 --> 00:07:31,263 Lick your balls or something. 176 00:07:37,392 --> 00:07:39,692 _ 177 00:07:41,975 --> 00:07:44,653 Hello. Hi. Is everything okay? 178 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:46,347 Charlie's cup for baseball? 179 00:07:46,349 --> 00:07:47,552 He has a cup. 180 00:07:47,947 --> 00:07:51,022 Okay, listen, I'm so sorry, but I am crazed. 181 00:07:51,047 --> 00:07:52,513 No, I'm on deadline. 182 00:07:52,538 --> 00:07:54,582 He needs it now, or he comes home? 183 00:07:55,302 --> 00:07:57,859 Okay, um... 184 00:07:57,861 --> 00:07:59,243 I... 185 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,763 I will get there with a cup before practice. 186 00:08:01,788 --> 00:08:03,237 All right, bye. 187 00:08:19,873 --> 00:08:21,224 Hey. 188 00:08:21,349 --> 00:08:23,399 Hey, this sack of potatoes is looking for his wife. 189 00:08:23,434 --> 00:08:25,735 Screw me in the eyeball. Are you frickin' kidding me? 190 00:08:25,770 --> 00:08:27,820 - He says he owns the place. - Did he? 191 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:29,522 Did he also tell you he's Pope Francis? 192 00:08:29,574 --> 00:08:30,833 Baby bird, I knew we'd find you. 193 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:32,692 It's Jo. Frumpkis, come on. 194 00:08:33,537 --> 00:08:35,302 - You've got to get it together. - Oh, I love you, sunshine. 195 00:08:35,327 --> 00:08:36,419 It's Jo. She left you. 196 00:08:36,444 --> 00:08:38,550 She left you, and so help me God, 197 00:08:38,575 --> 00:08:39,919 if you do anything to hurt our child, 198 00:08:39,944 --> 00:08:41,770 I will rip your liver out with my... 199 00:08:41,795 --> 00:08:43,378 Hey, hey, okay, okay, Sid and Nancy... 200 00:08:43,403 --> 00:08:44,486 With my bare frickin' hands. 201 00:08:44,511 --> 00:08:45,856 Someone needs to pay me his $300 bar tab, 202 00:08:45,881 --> 00:08:46,950 or I'm calling the cops. 203 00:08:48,956 --> 00:08:50,146 Put the... put the pastry down. 204 00:08:50,171 --> 00:08:50,919 - What? - Put it down. 205 00:08:50,944 --> 00:08:52,226 Put the pastry down. 206 00:08:52,251 --> 00:08:53,161 - Come on... - When are you gonna... 207 00:08:53,186 --> 00:08:54,396 You're defiling my creations. 208 00:08:54,421 --> 00:08:56,651 Stop getting trashed and eating like the mom 209 00:08:56,676 --> 00:08:57,677 from "Gilbert Grape"? 210 00:08:57,702 --> 00:08:59,346 I got this. I'm gonna take him home. 211 00:08:59,388 --> 00:09:00,949 - I'll get the van. - No, no, no, you stay here. 212 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:01,981 I've got this. I've got this. 213 00:09:02,006 --> 00:09:03,278 Jo, we've handled him like this before. 214 00:09:03,303 --> 00:09:04,919 Scott, my daughter's supposed to have dinner 215 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,276 with this human garbage can tonight. 216 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:07,871 I've got to clean him up, I've got to put him to bed, 217 00:09:07,896 --> 00:09:09,446 and I have to come up with some kind of lie 218 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,965 as to why her father's MIA. 219 00:09:12,001 --> 00:09:13,653 So excuse me for not wanting to hang out right now. 220 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,713 - Jo. - You are giving me whiplash. 221 00:09:15,738 --> 00:09:17,544 A week ago, you go out of your way to be a dick. 222 00:09:17,569 --> 00:09:19,560 You practically rip my head off earlier, 223 00:09:19,585 --> 00:09:21,544 and now you're playing Mr. Concern, man? 224 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,533 - Just let me... - Really? 225 00:09:27,239 --> 00:09:28,794 We're out of here. Come on. 226 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,769 Get up. I need you to get up, please. 227 00:09:30,794 --> 00:09:32,960 I own this place. 228 00:09:35,211 --> 00:09:37,261 - Hey. - Hey. 229 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,458 I thought you were packing up your office. 230 00:09:39,483 --> 00:09:42,849 Yeah, I have decided to let my assistant just handle it all. 231 00:09:43,153 --> 00:09:45,370 - Piece of cake. - Oh, mama, it ended that badly? 232 00:09:45,395 --> 00:09:47,403 Let's talk about today! 233 00:09:47,428 --> 00:09:48,928 Okay, let's. 234 00:09:49,116 --> 00:09:51,282 What kind of movies are we watching for our sleepover? 235 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:52,396 Are they shameless? 236 00:09:52,421 --> 00:09:57,611 Uh, I have pretty much every Renée Zellweger romantic comedy 237 00:09:57,663 --> 00:09:59,060 from 1996... 238 00:09:59,085 --> 00:10:01,331 - Yes! - To 2004. 239 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:03,333 Oh, I so miss her old face. 240 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,836 Oh, my God, she was so good. God, what a tragic thing. 241 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:07,802 Um, Phoebe, can I talk to you? 242 00:10:07,827 --> 00:10:10,138 - Um, yeah. - Hey. 243 00:10:13,091 --> 00:10:14,595 - Hey. - Hey. 244 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:15,963 What's up? 245 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,848 Landlord's being a jerk. 246 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:19,933 I tried to explain to him that I wanted out of my lease early, 247 00:10:19,969 --> 00:10:21,301 and he kicked me out today. 248 00:10:21,303 --> 00:10:23,187 - Oh, my God, what an ass-head. - I know. 249 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,216 I know that it's bad timing, with the wedding. 250 00:10:25,727 --> 00:10:27,618 - You know, I can always go... - No, no. 251 00:10:27,643 --> 00:10:29,325 You are... you are staying here. 252 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,481 Okay, what about... 253 00:10:33,373 --> 00:10:35,427 - Let me handle that. - Okay. 254 00:10:38,718 --> 00:10:41,335 So... 255 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,888 JD needs a place to crash for a bit, 256 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,492 so he's gonna be here tonight, 257 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,591 but I promise you he will not be in our way. 258 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:48,794 Wow. 259 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:52,476 I thought you guys were done. Now he's moving in. 260 00:10:52,697 --> 00:10:55,030 Yes, it is a story... 261 00:10:56,496 --> 00:10:57,962 For another time. 262 00:10:57,987 --> 00:10:59,237 Today's about vous. 263 00:10:59,262 --> 00:11:00,961 - I'm gonna go for a run. - Okay, you go. 264 00:11:00,986 --> 00:11:02,369 Get that run on. 265 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,810 _ 266 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:17,027 Katherine, hey. 267 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,885 How's my favorite writer? 268 00:11:19,028 --> 00:11:20,778 - You almost done? - So close. 269 00:11:20,803 --> 00:11:22,085 Just a few last-minute edits, 270 00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:24,361 and then I'm gonna send it to you right away. 271 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:25,999 Good God, where are you? 272 00:11:26,035 --> 00:11:27,784 - Okay. - What are you doing? 273 00:11:27,836 --> 00:11:29,849 Buying a penis cup, jock strap. 274 00:11:29,874 --> 00:11:31,114 Uh... 275 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,521 I have to call you back. 276 00:11:39,193 --> 00:11:40,526 When can we meet Dr. Harris? 277 00:11:40,551 --> 00:11:42,134 Very soon, ladies. Very soon. 278 00:11:42,296 --> 00:11:44,372 How did he finish his book so fast? 279 00:11:45,429 --> 00:11:46,692 Do you know him? 280 00:11:48,202 --> 00:11:49,146 No. 281 00:11:49,727 --> 00:11:53,661 No, he's just always, you know, in some random country... 282 00:11:54,397 --> 00:11:55,896 screwing some random woman. 283 00:11:55,921 --> 00:11:58,121 I'm just wondering how he finished his book that quickly. 284 00:11:58,325 --> 00:12:01,083 Oh, my God. I know you. Are you... 285 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:02,896 You were his girlfriend. 286 00:12:03,527 --> 00:12:05,861 Uh, no. That is somebody else. 287 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:09,543 Okay, bye. 288 00:12:09,585 --> 00:12:10,669 Aaah! Whoa! 289 00:12:10,694 --> 00:12:12,744 - I got you. - Ow! Ow. 290 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,442 I just Google-imaged them. It is her. 291 00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:18,841 It's totally Dr. Harris's ex... The older one, Abby McCarthy! 292 00:12:18,866 --> 00:12:20,911 Get in there, and I'll get your picture with her. 293 00:12:20,936 --> 00:12:22,102 Oh, my gosh. 294 00:12:22,127 --> 00:12:24,127 I know I had it 'cause I put it in here. 295 00:12:24,152 --> 00:12:26,319 Can't find your ticket, it's 24 bucks. 296 00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:27,396 What's the holdup? 297 00:12:27,421 --> 00:12:30,099 - You're holding up the line. - I-I-I hear you. 298 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,106 I'm just trying to find this. 299 00:12:32,135 --> 00:12:34,101 So is this gonna be cash or credit? 300 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:35,936 Seriously? This is what the world has come to now? 301 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:37,263 You make one mistake, 302 00:12:37,288 --> 00:12:38,935 and suddenly you're a terrible person who needs to be punished. 303 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,252 - All right. - Lady, let's go! 304 00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:42,942 Can I please just get one pass, one pass? 305 00:12:42,967 --> 00:12:44,606 I don't even want to be here. I have work. 306 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,965 So is this gonna be cash or credit? 307 00:12:49,747 --> 00:12:53,287 I will no longer be punished! 308 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,122 Anymore! 309 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:56,873 You can... you can take your trolley, 310 00:12:56,925 --> 00:12:58,842 and you can take your ticket, 311 00:12:58,877 --> 00:13:03,430 and you can shove it up your ass! 312 00:13:03,465 --> 00:13:05,682 Hey! Hey! Oh! 313 00:13:11,614 --> 00:13:13,052 - Hey. - Hmm? 314 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:15,544 Is Delia still on the phone with the wedding planner? 315 00:13:16,225 --> 00:13:17,341 - Yeah. - Yeah? 316 00:13:17,366 --> 00:13:19,047 - Why? - Okay. 317 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,864 I'm... I'm worried about Abby. 318 00:13:22,107 --> 00:13:23,773 She's supposed to be taking care of herself, 319 00:13:23,798 --> 00:13:25,881 but Barbara said she saw her, and she looks like hell, 320 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,839 and she's not responding to my calls, 321 00:13:27,864 --> 00:13:29,780 and I think that maybe you should try. 322 00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:31,606 Do you know who you're talking to? 323 00:13:31,631 --> 00:13:33,597 She's been screening my calls since the '90s. 324 00:13:33,644 --> 00:13:35,227 She was just so awful to Delia. 325 00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:36,532 - Awful. - The worst. 326 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,239 This is not Abby. What is going on with her? 327 00:13:38,345 --> 00:13:39,785 I was afraid this was gonna happen. 328 00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:41,286 - I've seen this before. - What? 329 00:13:41,311 --> 00:13:43,200 She gets self-destructive. She pushes people away. 330 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,940 She's bullheaded. You know that about her. 331 00:13:44,942 --> 00:13:47,503 And I already picked Frumpkis off the floor earlier today. 332 00:13:47,528 --> 00:13:48,341 Mm-hmm. 333 00:13:48,366 --> 00:13:49,622 My back hurts. 334 00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:51,177 Mm-hmm. 335 00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:54,120 Okay, okay. If we don't hear from her tomorrow... 336 00:13:54,122 --> 00:13:55,121 Okay. 337 00:13:55,123 --> 00:13:56,506 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 338 00:13:58,126 --> 00:14:00,042 - We're gonna party! - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 339 00:14:00,095 --> 00:14:01,844 Before dick games and bad romantic comedies, 340 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,575 I just have one... 341 00:14:03,798 --> 00:14:04,797 request. 342 00:14:04,799 --> 00:14:07,350 - Uh-oh. - Huh? Bam. 343 00:14:07,385 --> 00:14:09,635 Whoo-hoo! 344 00:14:13,538 --> 00:14:15,839 - Whoo! - Yeah! 345 00:14:18,439 --> 00:14:20,656 _ 346 00:14:20,681 --> 00:14:22,931 _ 347 00:14:24,225 --> 00:14:26,129 Whoo! 348 00:14:31,576 --> 00:14:32,792 _ 349 00:14:36,581 --> 00:14:39,081 Yeah! 350 00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:43,586 Frumpkis, he's, like... 351 00:14:43,611 --> 00:14:46,278 His drama's this vacuum that sucks you in. 352 00:14:46,341 --> 00:14:47,974 How was I married to him for so long? 353 00:14:48,009 --> 00:14:49,392 I think what you did was very brave. 354 00:14:49,427 --> 00:14:50,731 - Yeah? - Yeah. 355 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,890 Most women would've hung their douche-bag ex out to dry. 356 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,417 Zooey is very lucky to have you. 357 00:14:55,442 --> 00:14:57,575 Thanks for letting her stay over, honey. 358 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,200 I couldn't have her at his place tonight. 359 00:14:59,225 --> 00:15:01,843 I've got to keep her out of his mess as long as I can. 360 00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:03,773 You know, you cannot keep doing this forever. 361 00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:05,158 - Mm. - You do realize that, right? 362 00:15:05,193 --> 00:15:07,193 I can if I can get him to clean the hell up. 363 00:15:07,195 --> 00:15:09,078 Like that ever worked for you in the past... 364 00:15:09,113 --> 00:15:10,196 Waiting for him to clean up. 365 00:15:10,198 --> 00:15:11,497 Got to be a first, right? 366 00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:14,584 Oh, God, sorry. Uh, no peeking. 367 00:15:14,619 --> 00:15:16,841 I, uh... I left my phone. 368 00:15:17,163 --> 00:15:18,296 Uh... 369 00:15:18,456 --> 00:15:19,422 found it! 370 00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:20,942 Okay, bye! Sorry! 371 00:15:22,544 --> 00:15:24,200 What was Rain Man going on about? 372 00:15:24,225 --> 00:15:26,059 - Hey. - I think he's living here now. 373 00:15:26,084 --> 00:15:27,300 What? Why? 374 00:15:27,325 --> 00:15:29,208 - Mm-mm. - I thought you were done. 375 00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:30,649 Because I like him a lot. 376 00:15:30,852 --> 00:15:32,385 Oh, Phoebes, come on. 377 00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:34,220 He's got the social skills of a coco banana slug. 378 00:15:34,222 --> 00:15:35,388 You seriously need to stop it. 379 00:15:35,763 --> 00:15:36,979 I-I like him. 380 00:15:37,162 --> 00:15:38,461 I actually more than like him, 381 00:15:38,486 --> 00:15:39,785 so I need you to cut him some slack. 382 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:41,527 Phoebes, take a beat. 383 00:15:41,552 --> 00:15:44,520 You took his virginity, like, a minute ago. 384 00:15:44,545 --> 00:15:46,876 Clearly your vagina's made of leprechaun gold, 385 00:15:46,901 --> 00:15:48,367 because the boy is sprung. 386 00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:50,069 Well, maybe you like having the upper hand 387 00:15:50,071 --> 00:15:51,427 because all the guys you've been dating lately... 388 00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:53,085 Are assholes. I know. 389 00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:55,950 This is not a reaction, and I don't feel obligated. 390 00:15:55,975 --> 00:15:59,059 This is the first time someone has actually made me feel smart 391 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,950 and funny and needed, 392 00:16:00,975 --> 00:16:03,142 and I know JD and I have not been together for a long time, 393 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:06,502 but... I feel closer to him than I've ever felt 394 00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:07,856 to any man. 395 00:16:08,764 --> 00:16:11,348 So back off, both of you, 396 00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:13,525 because he's not going anywhere. 397 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:15,550 The claws come out. I like it. 398 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,658 You should suck on candy dicks more often. 399 00:16:17,683 --> 00:16:19,933 Look, if you like him and he makes you happy, 400 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:21,207 then we love him. 401 00:16:21,232 --> 00:16:22,732 Absolutely. 402 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,424 Oh, my God, it's Abby. 403 00:16:34,449 --> 00:16:35,748 Oh, my God. 404 00:16:35,783 --> 00:16:36,999 Finally. I knew she would. 405 00:16:37,035 --> 00:16:38,751 I know. I knew she would too. 406 00:16:38,786 --> 00:16:39,952 Of course. 407 00:16:39,954 --> 00:16:41,871 Okay. "I'm sorry. 408 00:16:41,923 --> 00:16:43,589 I wish you lots of happiness. I really do." 409 00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:44,590 Aww. 410 00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:45,708 She's still writing. 411 00:16:58,439 --> 00:16:59,669 That's it? 412 00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:01,349 Really? 413 00:17:01,726 --> 00:17:02,810 Really? 414 00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:04,690 D, she kind of said she was sorry. 415 00:17:04,715 --> 00:17:07,332 All those things that she said at the bachelorette party... 416 00:17:07,357 --> 00:17:08,306 Very insensitive. 417 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,114 Yeah, well, did she mean them? 418 00:17:10,334 --> 00:17:12,785 Because two people that I'm close to this week 419 00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:14,009 said the same thing to me... 420 00:17:14,155 --> 00:17:15,231 "Don't marry Gordon." 421 00:17:15,256 --> 00:17:17,389 Hey, D, Albert is obsessed with you. 422 00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:18,830 And Abby's not herself right now. 423 00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:20,993 I'm getting married tomorrow, 424 00:17:20,995 --> 00:17:23,364 and all I can hear is them in my head. 425 00:17:23,389 --> 00:17:24,771 Their doubt. 426 00:17:24,817 --> 00:17:25,949 Hey, the way you look at him... 427 00:17:25,974 --> 00:17:27,441 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 428 00:17:27,466 --> 00:17:29,479 You two are so... in love. 429 00:17:29,504 --> 00:17:30,591 Yeah. 430 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:31,653 Trust that. 431 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,120 It'd be disgusting if I didn't like you so much. 432 00:17:39,564 --> 00:17:41,677 Okay, enough romantic comedies. 433 00:17:42,989 --> 00:17:45,184 I need to get my "Mr. Robot" on. 434 00:17:45,186 --> 00:17:47,019 - Oh, God, yes. - Ooh. 435 00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:48,688 Let's do it. Come on. 436 00:17:57,699 --> 00:18:00,082 Uh... 437 00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:02,246 God. 438 00:18:04,599 --> 00:18:06,539 This is done. I got this. 439 00:18:06,591 --> 00:18:08,007 Oh, hello, Kat. 440 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:10,310 - Say hello to my big book. - _ 441 00:18:12,714 --> 00:18:15,548 "Send." Oh. 442 00:18:17,885 --> 00:18:18,981 Done. 443 00:18:44,304 --> 00:18:48,817 What is happening? 444 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:53,394 Well, for one thing, 445 00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:55,553 this blanket hog has a really big day ahead of her. 446 00:18:55,588 --> 00:18:57,555 Delia! 447 00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,090 The blanket hog needs another hour. 448 00:18:59,142 --> 00:19:02,176 No, rise and shine. It is 7:30. 449 00:19:06,399 --> 00:19:07,648 Oh, God. 450 00:19:26,919 --> 00:19:28,619 Why do I have so many work emails? 451 00:19:28,671 --> 00:19:30,325 Doesn't everybody know I'm getting married today? 452 00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:31,599 Do you? 453 00:19:31,624 --> 00:19:33,490 - What? - Where's the excitement? 454 00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:36,013 Yeah, I know we're not ritually cleansing you, but... 455 00:19:36,065 --> 00:19:38,433 The next time you see Gordon, you're gonna be married to him. 456 00:19:38,485 --> 00:19:40,485 That's crazy. Honestly, that's crazy. 457 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,404 Okay, we need a game plan. Who's showering in what order? 458 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,591 I'm gonna take one at my place when I drop Zooey off, 459 00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:50,161 but first I've got... I've got to run over to Rize Bakery 460 00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:51,829 and just check on the wedding orders 461 00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:53,414 and make sure that they're good to do. 462 00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:55,283 Um, all right, well, the glam squad's gonna meet us 463 00:19:55,335 --> 00:19:56,367 at the mansion in a little bit. 464 00:19:56,419 --> 00:19:58,669 - Delia, your massage... - Skip it. 465 00:19:58,705 --> 00:20:00,121 - No time. - Why? 466 00:20:00,173 --> 00:20:02,053 I forgot. I have a quick errand I need to run. 467 00:20:02,091 --> 00:20:04,425 - You need your massage. - It's important. 468 00:20:04,461 --> 00:20:06,677 I'll meet you guys there. 469 00:20:06,713 --> 00:20:08,846 - Okay. - Sorry. Top-secret bride stuff. 470 00:20:08,882 --> 00:20:10,097 All right, sweetie. 471 00:20:10,841 --> 00:20:11,799 See you! 472 00:20:17,997 --> 00:20:19,774 Working? 473 00:20:19,809 --> 00:20:21,325 On your very own wedding day? 474 00:20:22,935 --> 00:20:24,228 What are you doing here? 475 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,315 Reminding you to take a break and enjoy this momentous day. 476 00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:29,817 Delia, isn't it, like, bad luck or something? 477 00:20:29,869 --> 00:20:31,035 No, no, no. 478 00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:33,091 Only if you see me in my wedding dress. 479 00:20:37,772 --> 00:20:39,071 Anyway... 480 00:20:39,096 --> 00:20:42,739 do you really want to send emails all morning? 481 00:20:43,638 --> 00:20:45,466 I mean, I know that... That you're not superstitious 482 00:20:45,502 --> 00:20:46,467 or anything... 483 00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:48,336 This is the happiest day of my life. 484 00:20:48,388 --> 00:20:49,504 I wanted to see you. 485 00:20:55,094 --> 00:20:57,856 I don't understand how you're so calm about this, frankly. 486 00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,491 Oh, everything's fine, Zooey. 487 00:20:59,516 --> 00:21:01,265 You just got to let your mom take care of... 488 00:21:01,317 --> 00:21:04,005 How are you gonna take care of Charlene leaving Dad? 489 00:21:05,534 --> 00:21:08,034 What? Why do you think that... 490 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,152 Because he's been drinking and forgetting stuff 491 00:21:10,177 --> 00:21:11,497 and disappearing. 492 00:21:11,726 --> 00:21:14,606 And, oh, yeah, Charlene's gone, and so is my tennis instructor. 493 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,872 Everyone at the club knows. 494 00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:19,500 Well, that makes sense. 495 00:21:19,536 --> 00:21:21,146 I'm worried he's gonna hurt himself. 496 00:21:21,588 --> 00:21:23,685 You know what happens if he doesn't have someone to... 497 00:21:23,710 --> 00:21:25,031 Suck the essence out of? 498 00:21:27,044 --> 00:21:28,603 Look, I love your abnormally large heart, 499 00:21:28,628 --> 00:21:31,128 but... I've been through this many times. 500 00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:32,192 Your dad... 501 00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,088 it's like the "Circle of Life" 502 00:21:35,187 --> 00:21:36,720 with barbiturates instead of lions. 503 00:21:36,936 --> 00:21:38,386 Why are you making jokes about this? 504 00:21:38,438 --> 00:21:39,887 I'm not finding any of this funny. 505 00:21:39,939 --> 00:21:41,114 Okay, listen, listen, 506 00:21:41,139 --> 00:21:43,316 I am not gonna let him fall apart, okay? 507 00:21:43,341 --> 00:21:44,200 How? 508 00:21:44,225 --> 00:21:46,277 If we abandon him, then he's just gonna keep... 509 00:21:46,312 --> 00:21:48,692 He's gonna get help this time. I will make sure of it. 510 00:21:48,717 --> 00:21:51,528 I promise you no one is abandoning your father... 511 00:21:53,294 --> 00:21:55,797 even though he makes it so tempting. 512 00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:57,872 - You mean it? - Yes. 513 00:21:57,907 --> 00:22:00,388 He can even stay with us for a while if that's what it takes. 514 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,267 But listen, kid, you've got to stop worrying. 515 00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:04,650 That's my job. 516 00:22:06,132 --> 00:22:07,081 Okay. 517 00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:08,192 - Okay? - Thank you. 518 00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,836 Now go help Scott load everything up. 519 00:22:11,838 --> 00:22:13,137 Okay. 520 00:22:15,925 --> 00:22:18,175 Hey. Are those ready for the van? 521 00:22:18,177 --> 00:22:19,343 - I got them. Thanks. - No, I'll take them. 522 00:22:19,345 --> 00:22:20,678 - It's cool. - Okay. 523 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,013 Thanks, Zooey. 524 00:22:22,015 --> 00:22:23,514 Everything's in order? 525 00:22:23,516 --> 00:22:24,646 Yeah. 526 00:22:24,901 --> 00:22:26,684 - You all right? - Oh, yeah. 527 00:22:26,686 --> 00:22:28,019 Couldn't be better. 528 00:22:28,021 --> 00:22:29,236 Can I give the two of you a lift? 529 00:22:29,272 --> 00:22:30,571 Oh, no. No, no, no. 530 00:22:30,607 --> 00:22:31,906 Thank, but, no, thanks. 531 00:22:31,941 --> 00:22:34,208 The wonders of modern technology called Uber. 532 00:22:34,966 --> 00:22:36,671 I guess I'll see you at the ceremony, then. 533 00:22:36,696 --> 00:22:37,945 See you. 534 00:22:48,341 --> 00:22:49,707 - Still no answer? - Nope. 535 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,342 - Nothing? - No. 536 00:22:51,377 --> 00:22:54,128 I come bearing extra calories. 537 00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:55,546 Babs. 538 00:22:55,598 --> 00:22:56,881 Everything okay? 539 00:22:56,883 --> 00:22:58,549 Bride still on her mystery errand? 540 00:22:58,601 --> 00:22:59,567 Yep. 541 00:23:00,053 --> 00:23:02,053 But Abby... bad news. 542 00:23:02,055 --> 00:23:04,722 You got a hold of her? What the hell's going on? 543 00:23:04,724 --> 00:23:06,216 No, we didn't get a hold of her. 544 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,726 Show her. 545 00:23:08,728 --> 00:23:11,786 So yesterday the "Habby" hashtag lit up. 546 00:23:11,811 --> 00:23:13,731 - Oh. - Here's why. 547 00:23:14,341 --> 00:23:16,150 Oh, this doesn't look good. 548 00:23:16,419 --> 00:23:17,985 Oh, my God, is she at The Grove? 549 00:23:18,037 --> 00:23:19,236 - Yeah. - Yeah. 550 00:23:19,288 --> 00:23:20,763 She's in really big trouble, isn't she? 551 00:23:21,908 --> 00:23:23,324 "Dr. Harris dumped the train wreck. 552 00:23:23,376 --> 00:23:24,875 Never understood the appeal." 553 00:23:24,911 --> 00:23:27,128 "Damaged goods didn't seem like his type." 554 00:23:28,414 --> 00:23:30,081 Breakups are bad enough without 1,000 people 555 00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:32,083 screaming that you're a... "Dumpster whore." 556 00:23:32,135 --> 00:23:34,719 - This shit is rough. - Dumpster whore? 557 00:23:34,754 --> 00:23:36,354 Yeah, if I'm Abby, I'm staying far away 558 00:23:36,389 --> 00:23:37,722 from technology right now. 559 00:23:37,757 --> 00:23:39,997 Or digging a hole to quietly die in. 560 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,942 - Yeah. - Okay, I am officially worried. 561 00:23:43,973 --> 00:23:44,997 Guys... 562 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,286 she lives, like, ten minutes from here. 563 00:23:47,984 --> 00:23:49,350 Why don't we just go over there? 564 00:23:49,402 --> 00:23:50,351 - Let's go. - Let's go. 565 00:23:50,403 --> 00:23:51,575 Yeah, let's go. 566 00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:54,481 I'm sorry. Don't we have a wedding to get ready for? 567 00:23:55,108 --> 00:23:56,774 We have a wedding to save. 568 00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:59,026 Okay, I don't know how many goddamn Kate Hudson movies 569 00:23:59,078 --> 00:24:00,161 you watched last night, 570 00:24:00,196 --> 00:24:02,279 but folks don't actually run around 571 00:24:02,331 --> 00:24:05,616 saving weddings and magically getting people back together. 572 00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:07,380 Not with that attitude, they don't. 573 00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:09,931 - Vamos. - Come on. 574 00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:15,259 Well, that was probably for the best. 575 00:24:16,652 --> 00:24:17,575 Probably. 576 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,598 At any point of the day, if you get stressed, 577 00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:24,218 at least you can say, "I had amazing sex with"... 578 00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:26,270 My wife. 579 00:24:26,515 --> 00:24:28,965 'Cause you'll be my wife by then. 580 00:24:31,144 --> 00:24:32,910 How's it feel? 581 00:24:32,945 --> 00:24:34,685 Like, finally. 582 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:40,067 Tomorrow we can just wake up and... 583 00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:41,903 have our lives together. 584 00:24:43,156 --> 00:24:45,956 I know that some part of you has always dreamed 585 00:24:45,992 --> 00:24:47,278 about this day. 586 00:24:49,719 --> 00:24:51,207 I mean, you are still a woman. 587 00:24:53,199 --> 00:24:54,498 Uh, shouldn't you go? 588 00:24:54,550 --> 00:24:57,752 Aren't you gonna be late, uh, for our wedding? 589 00:24:59,722 --> 00:25:01,088 - I'll see you on the aisle. - Okay. 590 00:25:22,768 --> 00:25:24,185 You feeling nimble? 591 00:25:24,327 --> 00:25:25,146 Huh? 592 00:25:26,249 --> 00:25:27,915 Get out of here. That's a tiny window. 593 00:25:27,950 --> 00:25:29,083 You're a tiny person. 594 00:25:29,118 --> 00:25:30,201 I'm a biter too. 595 00:25:31,954 --> 00:25:34,088 The door is locked, and she's still not answering her phone. 596 00:25:35,163 --> 00:25:37,146 - What? - We've got a lead. 597 00:25:37,627 --> 00:25:39,093 No, I am not missing Delia's wedding 598 00:25:39,128 --> 00:25:40,795 because I got arrested for breaking and entering. 599 00:25:40,847 --> 00:25:42,263 And I'm not missing Delia's wedding 600 00:25:42,298 --> 00:25:44,021 because Abby got dumped and downed a bottle of pills. 601 00:25:45,051 --> 00:25:47,099 It's not usually how she handles things. Just saying. 602 00:25:47,926 --> 00:25:50,414 I'm gonna keep calling. 603 00:25:53,109 --> 00:25:55,109 Sometimes you got to be a hero. 604 00:25:56,395 --> 00:25:58,279 Oh, my God. 605 00:26:38,813 --> 00:26:40,414 Oh, naked! 606 00:26:42,594 --> 00:26:44,859 So you have a major book deadline. 607 00:26:44,982 --> 00:26:48,923 Yes, but in that there is victory. 608 00:26:48,948 --> 00:26:49,947 I sent it in. 609 00:26:49,949 --> 00:26:51,448 - Yeah. - That's great. 610 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,783 - Yeah. - Really? 611 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:54,201 I just had all these plates up in the air, 612 00:26:54,253 --> 00:26:55,619 and then I was like, "You know what? 613 00:26:55,671 --> 00:26:56,921 "The book's in good shape, 614 00:26:56,956 --> 00:26:58,956 and this is an impossible amount of plates, so done." 615 00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:01,041 - That's the spirit, baby. - Yeah. 616 00:27:01,093 --> 00:27:03,878 I just can't keep worrying about every little thing, you know? 617 00:27:03,930 --> 00:27:05,445 I'm gonna give myself a heart attack. 618 00:27:09,555 --> 00:27:11,484 Honestly, I feel like 619 00:27:11,637 --> 00:27:14,117 I am cracking up a little bit... 620 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:15,911 like the survey says. 621 00:27:16,275 --> 00:27:18,225 Abby, I think you're a little hard on yourself. 622 00:27:18,617 --> 00:27:20,978 And you're always asking... for more 623 00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:23,063 when you should be asking for help. 624 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:26,500 And that is a very unhelpful defense mechanism. 625 00:27:28,527 --> 00:27:31,728 And I think you... are especially hard on yourself 626 00:27:31,824 --> 00:27:34,541 when you think something is your fault. 627 00:27:36,295 --> 00:27:37,500 Oh. Uh-huh. 628 00:27:38,529 --> 00:27:39,645 No. 629 00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:42,333 No. No, no, no Delia talk right now. 630 00:27:42,385 --> 00:27:43,918 This is not a good time. 631 00:27:43,970 --> 00:27:45,336 Abby, I know you're probably blaming yourself. 632 00:27:45,388 --> 00:27:46,837 Well, it's my fault. 633 00:27:46,889 --> 00:27:49,172 I just don't have the bandwidth to deal with it at the moment. 634 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,626 Will you tomorrow, when you wake up and you realize 635 00:27:51,651 --> 00:27:53,023 that you skipped out on your friend's wedding? 636 00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:56,324 I didn't skip out. I was uninvited. 637 00:27:56,349 --> 00:27:59,203 Mm. That sounds like an excuse to me. 638 00:28:09,495 --> 00:28:11,195 Okay, uh, this has been 639 00:28:11,247 --> 00:28:14,836 a very productive rescue mission. 640 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,894 Clearly I'm not dead, so... 641 00:28:16,919 --> 00:28:18,953 Great. Just skip it. Skip the wedding. 642 00:28:19,005 --> 00:28:20,921 I mean, this will all blow over, and in a few years, 643 00:28:20,957 --> 00:28:22,414 you'll probably forget there was ever a fight. 644 00:28:24,010 --> 00:28:25,459 But I know you, 645 00:28:25,511 --> 00:28:27,962 and you will always regret 646 00:28:28,014 --> 00:28:30,109 not being there for a friend. 647 00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:40,318 Hurry up, you're already committed. 648 00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:49,963 Oh, my God. 649 00:28:49,988 --> 00:28:51,094 And you guys thought I wasn't gonna make it. 650 00:28:51,119 --> 00:28:52,203 Where have you been? 651 00:28:52,228 --> 00:28:57,016 Well, we had our own wedding-related errands to run. 652 00:29:00,476 --> 00:29:01,977 Hi, Delia. 653 00:29:05,555 --> 00:29:06,625 Hi, Abby. 654 00:29:09,239 --> 00:29:10,891 It's time to get dressed. 655 00:29:14,698 --> 00:29:17,615 Okay, well, I have a wedding dress to put on, so... 656 00:29:22,372 --> 00:29:25,740 Well, that was chilly, but it could've been worse. 657 00:29:25,792 --> 00:29:27,430 Are my nipples showing? 658 00:29:29,109 --> 00:29:31,246 Um, I'm gonna go get dressed too. 659 00:29:31,248 --> 00:29:32,492 Okay. 660 00:29:33,049 --> 00:29:34,299 Hi. 661 00:29:34,594 --> 00:29:35,810 Whoa! 662 00:29:35,838 --> 00:29:37,755 Boners for Algernon. 663 00:29:37,807 --> 00:29:39,640 JD. 664 00:29:39,675 --> 00:29:41,070 Am I wearing it right? 665 00:29:41,095 --> 00:29:44,586 Um, you are wearing it exactly right. 666 00:29:45,374 --> 00:29:46,957 How you doing, babe? 667 00:29:47,001 --> 00:29:49,835 I'm very excellent, actually. 668 00:29:50,019 --> 00:29:51,602 I really like painting at your house. 669 00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:54,488 You get... very good light, like you. 670 00:29:54,524 --> 00:29:56,824 Oh. 671 00:29:56,859 --> 00:29:58,555 I'm sorry. Who is that? 672 00:29:59,028 --> 00:30:00,297 Phoebe's new dude. 673 00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:04,446 How's my blushing? 674 00:30:08,421 --> 00:30:10,588 Aww. 675 00:30:10,623 --> 00:30:12,206 Oh, my God. 676 00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:13,541 I'd marry you. 677 00:30:13,543 --> 00:30:16,303 Okay. Let's get this show on the road. 678 00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:23,968 - Hi. - Hello. Right there. 679 00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:25,686 Thank you. 680 00:30:32,562 --> 00:30:33,978 Don't worry. I found the bar. 681 00:30:34,030 --> 00:30:35,863 The bridal party is assembling for the portraits. 682 00:30:35,898 --> 00:30:38,449 Mm. Well, shit, I'll go join them. 683 00:30:49,912 --> 00:30:51,629 Hey. 684 00:30:51,664 --> 00:30:53,344 You guys talk yet? 685 00:30:56,752 --> 00:30:58,302 Jesus Christ, you two. 686 00:30:58,337 --> 00:31:01,722 Would you rather take care of this at the altar? 687 00:31:06,753 --> 00:31:08,887 Delia... 688 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:14,242 I feel like an idiot. 689 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:18,105 I feel like a mean idiot, and I don't want to be mean, 690 00:31:18,107 --> 00:31:19,657 much less to you, my friend, 691 00:31:19,692 --> 00:31:22,776 who I-I adore and who is right. 692 00:31:22,778 --> 00:31:24,047 I-I... 693 00:31:24,165 --> 00:31:26,945 I freaked out on you because of my own shit. 694 00:31:28,118 --> 00:31:33,022 And that is horrible on more levels than I can probably count 695 00:31:33,063 --> 00:31:34,820 or... comprehend. 696 00:31:38,878 --> 00:31:42,012 I just want you to be happy. I really do. 697 00:31:42,048 --> 00:31:44,508 I really do, and what I said... 698 00:31:45,301 --> 00:31:47,134 it came out wrong. 699 00:31:47,136 --> 00:31:49,688 It just... but it came out of love, you know... 700 00:31:50,890 --> 00:31:53,357 just a very, very, very dumb kind of love 701 00:31:53,392 --> 00:31:55,891 and extremely poorly timed, apparently. 702 00:31:56,670 --> 00:31:58,320 I'm so sorry. 703 00:32:00,047 --> 00:32:02,116 Delia, I am so sorry. 704 00:32:05,571 --> 00:32:07,538 If you're finished with your portraits, ladies, 705 00:32:07,573 --> 00:32:08,989 it's time to leave for the church. 706 00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:10,824 I'm gonna grab another drink. 707 00:32:10,826 --> 00:32:12,320 Great. I'm going to... 708 00:32:12,989 --> 00:32:14,038 join you. 709 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,140 Okay. 710 00:32:32,565 --> 00:32:34,014 - Hi. - Hi. 711 00:32:34,016 --> 00:32:36,016 Can I get one of those pre-reception cocktails, please? 712 00:32:36,068 --> 00:32:37,351 - Quick. - You got it. 713 00:32:37,353 --> 00:32:38,485 Thank you. 714 00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:42,516 Knocking them back, eh? 715 00:32:43,025 --> 00:32:44,775 You're not even the one getting married. 716 00:32:44,827 --> 00:32:46,410 God, stop worrying about me. 717 00:32:46,445 --> 00:32:48,996 Why can't I, huh? I don't mind. 718 00:32:49,031 --> 00:32:51,115 Because I'm your boss. Remember? 719 00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:52,533 Back when things were normal. 720 00:32:52,585 --> 00:32:54,585 I don't want to go back to normal. 721 00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:56,281 Ay, Dios. Make up your mind. 722 00:32:56,872 --> 00:33:00,374 Look, I only agreed for things going back to the way they were 723 00:33:00,376 --> 00:33:02,555 because I am a terrific coward. 724 00:33:03,125 --> 00:33:05,719 I don't actually want that. 725 00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:08,599 Besides, I don't think it can happen. 726 00:33:08,727 --> 00:33:11,680 So I'll hire someone to manage you instead of me... 727 00:33:11,938 --> 00:33:14,722 a great, big, non-seduceable dude 728 00:33:14,724 --> 00:33:16,106 with no homosexual leanings. 729 00:33:16,142 --> 00:33:17,808 Listen, will you just... I am trying to... 730 00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:19,523 God, woman, you are difficult. 731 00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:21,614 You just lock your jaws and won't let go. 732 00:33:21,688 --> 00:33:22,914 And I'm helpless... 733 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:24,466 every time. 734 00:33:24,491 --> 00:33:26,992 I am completely helpless against you, Jo. 735 00:33:27,017 --> 00:33:30,051 The way we fight... God, it's exhausting 736 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:33,294 and hot and exhilarating and, frankly, weird, 737 00:33:33,492 --> 00:33:34,742 but you know what? 738 00:33:34,744 --> 00:33:36,827 I cannot imagine sparring 739 00:33:36,879 --> 00:33:38,711 with anyone else ever. 740 00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:42,333 Well, I'm sure there are plenty of ladies out there 741 00:33:42,385 --> 00:33:44,001 - for you to sword-fight. - No, no, no. 742 00:33:44,053 --> 00:33:46,503 See, now I believe that all of those were just replacements 743 00:33:46,555 --> 00:33:48,266 for you, Josephine. 744 00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:51,842 They... those women, they were just one off and good-bye, 745 00:33:51,894 --> 00:33:53,477 but you, I... 746 00:33:53,852 --> 00:33:55,679 I can't stop thinking about you. 747 00:33:55,836 --> 00:33:58,182 I wake up, and I cannot stop imagining 748 00:33:58,234 --> 00:33:59,850 how we might be together. 749 00:33:59,902 --> 00:34:01,518 I am... God help me... 750 00:34:01,570 --> 00:34:03,234 I am in love with you. 751 00:34:10,413 --> 00:34:12,281 You're insane, you know that? 752 00:34:13,148 --> 00:34:16,617 Not... significantly more than you are. 753 00:34:19,505 --> 00:34:20,414 Hmm. 754 00:34:21,340 --> 00:34:22,867 Hmm, okay. 755 00:34:23,342 --> 00:34:24,406 Well... 756 00:34:26,629 --> 00:34:29,296 Weddings tend to make people... lose their minds, 757 00:34:29,348 --> 00:34:31,965 and that's why the alcohol's free, so... 758 00:34:32,018 --> 00:34:33,336 go at it. 759 00:34:36,939 --> 00:34:39,857 And to have and to hold 760 00:34:39,892 --> 00:34:41,108 from this day forward. 761 00:34:41,143 --> 00:34:42,693 For better... for better... For better or for... 762 00:34:42,728 --> 00:34:43,977 Is it time to go? 763 00:34:44,030 --> 00:34:45,396 It's time to go to the church, you guys. 764 00:34:45,448 --> 00:34:46,697 You've got a few minutes. 765 00:34:46,732 --> 00:34:48,195 This came via messenger. 766 00:34:48,534 --> 00:34:49,650 Today? 767 00:34:49,702 --> 00:34:51,318 Okay, thank you. 768 00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:33,496 - Sorry. I have to take this. - Okay. 769 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:35,990 Hey, Kat. 770 00:35:36,026 --> 00:35:37,859 Um, now's not a very good time, but I... 771 00:35:37,911 --> 00:35:39,742 It must be. This book is gibberish. 772 00:35:39,767 --> 00:35:41,166 What do you mean it's gibberish? 773 00:35:41,191 --> 00:35:43,608 You loved the first chapters that I sent you. 774 00:35:43,633 --> 00:35:45,500 Yeah. Yeah. What did you do with those? 775 00:35:45,809 --> 00:35:48,059 'Cause now they're as riveting as reading the instructions 776 00:35:48,084 --> 00:35:49,500 on my universal remote. 777 00:35:50,313 --> 00:35:52,492 I-I just tweaked them. 778 00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:55,568 I-I certainly didn't turn them into gibberish. 779 00:35:55,593 --> 00:35:57,510 Listen, you need to get your shit together. 780 00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:59,722 Just tell me what meds you need 781 00:35:59,757 --> 00:36:02,174 and how long you need when you can get me a do-over. 782 00:36:02,226 --> 00:36:04,143 A do-over? A do-over? 783 00:36:04,178 --> 00:36:05,311 The whole book? 784 00:36:05,346 --> 00:36:07,555 How am I supposed to get a whole do-over? 785 00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:10,086 I mean, how... 786 00:36:11,089 --> 00:36:12,472 Really? 787 00:36:12,874 --> 00:36:13,923 It is that bad? 788 00:36:14,022 --> 00:36:15,438 I mean, it's, like, 789 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,386 the whole thing, a lost cause? 790 00:36:17,411 --> 00:36:19,164 Abby, it's a total disaster. 791 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:25,865 Sorry. This is a private area. 792 00:36:25,867 --> 00:36:26,984 Excuse us for a moment. 793 00:36:36,367 --> 00:36:38,063 I received an envelope... 794 00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:40,865 with photos... 795 00:36:43,982 --> 00:36:45,250 You and Albert. 796 00:36:48,009 --> 00:36:49,695 You looked like you were having fun. 797 00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:53,275 It wasn't fun. It was ugly and desperate. 798 00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:56,112 It was. I know it was. I saw that. 799 00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:58,114 What I didn't know was that my future wife 800 00:36:58,149 --> 00:36:59,703 was so ugly and desperate. 801 00:37:01,758 --> 00:37:03,308 Gordon, I've been terrified... 802 00:37:03,343 --> 00:37:04,559 You've been terrified? 803 00:37:04,594 --> 00:37:06,177 You've been terrified? 804 00:37:06,179 --> 00:37:07,345 Of what? 805 00:37:07,347 --> 00:37:09,031 What have you been terrified of? 806 00:37:10,684 --> 00:37:12,539 Having a husband that adores you? 807 00:37:12,853 --> 00:37:14,903 Someone that would give you anything that you wanted? 808 00:37:14,938 --> 00:37:16,858 Gordon, this whole time all I've wanted is you! 809 00:37:16,907 --> 00:37:18,490 No, it looks like you wanted your boss! 810 00:37:18,525 --> 00:37:21,192 No, I didn't! I didn't! 811 00:37:21,244 --> 00:37:23,528 I told myself I never wanted to get married, 812 00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:26,998 and you and this big wedding and your big life... 813 00:37:27,033 --> 00:37:29,367 I just felt like it was swallowing me whole. 814 00:37:29,369 --> 00:37:30,805 Oh, so you spread your legs? 815 00:37:33,373 --> 00:37:35,039 Not the part of me that loves you, 816 00:37:35,041 --> 00:37:36,591 just the ugly, desperate part. 817 00:37:36,626 --> 00:37:39,427 - I'm so disgusted with myself. - You should be. 818 00:37:41,298 --> 00:37:42,764 I didn't think there was anything 819 00:37:42,799 --> 00:37:43,882 that you could do, anything. 820 00:37:47,757 --> 00:37:49,711 And you have. You've done it. 821 00:37:52,392 --> 00:37:53,775 You ruined it. 822 00:37:55,478 --> 00:37:58,479 Oh, my... 823 00:37:59,649 --> 00:38:01,065 Oh, God. We should, um... 824 00:38:02,402 --> 00:38:04,285 Tell someone so that everybody can go home. 825 00:38:04,321 --> 00:38:05,703 That's what you want, right? 826 00:38:05,739 --> 00:38:07,238 - How could you do this? - To call it off? 827 00:38:07,290 --> 00:38:10,600 You wanted to humiliate me in front of 250 people? 828 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:11,459 No. 829 00:38:11,494 --> 00:38:13,745 In front of my friends, my family? 830 00:38:13,797 --> 00:38:15,213 Right, my friends. 831 00:38:15,248 --> 00:38:16,445 My family! 832 00:38:16,784 --> 00:38:18,667 Because you don't have either. 833 00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:20,552 I should've been paying attention to that. 834 00:38:20,587 --> 00:38:22,387 Gordon, I'm so sorry. I hate myself. 835 00:38:22,422 --> 00:38:24,305 I don't want to hear your tears. Don't cry. 836 00:38:24,341 --> 00:38:25,840 That doesn't help anything. 837 00:38:25,892 --> 00:38:27,859 Crying isn't gonna get us out of this. 838 00:38:29,429 --> 00:38:32,597 Jesus. 839 00:38:34,086 --> 00:38:36,184 I got nothing. I can't come up with anything. 840 00:38:36,236 --> 00:38:38,519 The only thing I can think of is going out and telling everybody 841 00:38:38,572 --> 00:38:41,072 that the wedding is off because the bride is a whore. 842 00:38:42,859 --> 00:38:44,776 What do you think? You have any better ideas? 843 00:38:44,828 --> 00:38:45,944 I'll do anything. 844 00:38:45,946 --> 00:38:47,875 Please, just tell me what you want. 845 00:38:49,141 --> 00:38:51,391 Please. 846 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,883 Looks like the WASP’s are getting restless. 847 00:39:09,102 --> 00:39:11,636 - Where's our bride? - That is a very good question. 848 00:39:11,688 --> 00:39:14,188 - Shouldn't we be starting now? - Yes. 849 00:39:16,810 --> 00:39:18,373 Come on, hurry up. We're already late. 850 00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:21,062 Gordon, you can't be serious. I would never make you do this. 851 00:39:21,114 --> 00:39:22,447 Too bad. I'm making you do it. 852 00:39:22,482 --> 00:39:23,564 You are? 853 00:39:23,617 --> 00:39:25,316 You said that you would do anything. 854 00:39:25,586 --> 00:39:27,235 Now, you owe me at least that much. 855 00:39:27,287 --> 00:39:28,569 Now, we are going downstairs, 856 00:39:28,622 --> 00:39:30,221 and we are gonna walk down that aisle. 857 00:39:30,563 --> 00:39:34,367 You are gonna pretend to be a perfectly respectable bride. 858 00:39:34,942 --> 00:39:36,875 We are gonna put on a show. 859 00:40:37,607 --> 00:40:41,225 I, Gordon, take thee, Delia, 860 00:40:41,277 --> 00:40:42,727 to be my wife. 861 00:40:42,779 --> 00:40:45,697 I, Delia, take thee, Gordon, 862 00:40:45,732 --> 00:40:48,399 as my wedded husband. 863 00:40:48,451 --> 00:40:51,069 Until death do us part. 864 00:41:51,789 --> 00:41:57,765 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 61109

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