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Make way for your king Richard, swine!
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Thanks, Gareth.
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Hi, everyone. I'd like to swing now.
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Oh!
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Look, Gareth, no hands!
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Very impressive, My King.
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Isn't your king impressive?
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[Applause]
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Ta-da!
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Your king made a sand castle. Praise him!
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Greatest castle ever, My King.
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You're my hero, My King.
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Would you like me to write you
a theme song, My King?
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Shut up, Menken.
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Applause!
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[Applause]
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Enough!
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They cheer because I'm king
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and because they're scared,
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not because of anything I do.
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Your king had a realization.
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- Cheer his realization!
- Yay.
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I'm no hero.
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I'm a phony.
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Will my day ever come?
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Will my moment arrive?
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Will I ever be more than
just some poor, fat loser?
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Do I ever become the hero?
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Will I wed the girl I love?
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Am I going to get to touch her boobs?
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I'm not telling you. You're a child.
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- What? Who are you?
- I'm you... In the future.
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Cool.
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Oh, God.
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Will I be a good king?
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Not really
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Loved by all that I rule?
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Nope, sorry
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Do I stand up and fight
for truth and right and good?
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Let's see now
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No, no, no
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Will I go on some grand adventures
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Well...
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With my closest, bestest chum?
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Not exactly
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When will that day come?
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It's never gonna come, is it?
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Is it hopeless?
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Am I useless?
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Are we doomed to be completely lame?
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Will my star ever rise?
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Will my life ever change?
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Am I destined to be
achievement-free forever?
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I don't need all my dreams to happen
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Or a bunch
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Or even some
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Will my day
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Ever come?
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What?
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I'm singing a duet with my inner child.
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[Thudding]
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Oh, like I give a monkey's butt
what you think.
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A zombie army's about to break
through that door.
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We'll be dead in minutes anyway.
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[Shouting, bass thumping]
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What is that noise?
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Last time I heard that
was in the Enchanted Forest.
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Will wonders never cease?
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Another army approaches
and under a rainbow.
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I'm kind of digging this beat.
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Yes.
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Men and women of the second season!
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Attack!
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[Army shouting]
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If I pull this off,
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he's definitely giving me health insurance.
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[Screams]
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Galavant - S02E10 - Season Finale
The One True King (To Unite Them All)
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Sid: Hello?!
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Anyone in there?!
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That depends on who it is.
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'Tis I, Sid of Sidneyland!
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Sid?
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Why are you talking so weird?
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I was trying something, and it didn't work!
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Can you open up the gate?!
It's pretty intense out here!
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Oh, fine. Open the gate.
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Sid!
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We broke through their lines.
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We can't hold them forever.
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Sid, what are you doing here?
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After I ran off,
I went in search of an army
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so I could redeem myself
for accidentally killing you.
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Wait. What?
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You know, it's really hard to find one.
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- Oh, tell me about it.
- No kidding.
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But then I wandered
into the Enchanted Forest
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for a drink, not knowing it was a...
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- you knew.
- You knew.
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- He knew.
- Yeah, I knew.
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When they heard that Galavant needed help,
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they took up arms.
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And so did the pirates
and the Dwarves and Giants.
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And Princess Jubilee's entourage
did the same thing.
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And they didn't even know you. [Chuckles]
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I-is the pirate king with you?
I love that guy.
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Yeah, we... We couldn't afford him
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or the leader of the Giants or Jubilee
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or really anyone else recognizable.
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You saved us all.
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[Both laugh]
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Well done, Sid.
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Right. It's time to do this.
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With the extra numbers,
we should be able to turn the tide.
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Gareth, you and I
are gonna go through the center
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and try and draw Wormwood
and Madalena's attention.
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Isabella, take Richard
on horseback and flank them.
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Then we'll meet you on the hillside.
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And I promise... After this,
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I'll never leave your side again.
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Ah, someone's daughter's gonna
get a little woop-woop tonight.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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I honestly have no idea.
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Everybody...
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Let's move out!
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Looks like they want to make a game of it.
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Ha! Fine by me.
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Doo d'doo doo doo
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Please stop. We already sang that one.
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Sorry. It's just ridiculously catchy.
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And I don't care about anyone else.
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Gareth does not get hurt.
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Very well, My Queen.
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Random thought... There's some
very vicious-looking weapons in the armory.
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Now that you're the dark queen,
why don't you go and pick on out?
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Give you that... iconic look.
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And do you promise
that Gareth will be fine?
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Ooh, pinkie swear.
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[Ominous music plays]
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Yes.
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[Grunts]
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Hey, guys, I found a way out!
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Whoa! Really.
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Sorry, that exit is closed.
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Come on! This way!
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Shoop-ah!
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[Zombies hissing]
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Hmm. What to choose.
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Ooh, queenie likey.
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Remember me?
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Oh, don't be so rhetorical.
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And that hooky thing is mine.
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I've been locked in a dungeon
and a jewelry box.
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I've been engaged to my 11-year-old cousin.
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I spent the better part
of two years in the same outfit.
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I am getting my happy ending.
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Okay, then.
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[Bones cracks]
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Bring it.
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Boom.
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There's too many of them!
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[Chuckles evilly]
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You must be the Mr. Wormwood
I've heard so much about.
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Oh, King Richard, I presume.
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You know when you presume,
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you make a "pres" out of "u" and "me."
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- Sorry, what... What does that mean?
- Not sure.
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Care to dance?
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- Love to.
- Excellent.
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Let's be clear, right?
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When you say "dance," you mean "fight."
You don't really want to dance.
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- Correct... fight, not dance.
- Yeah.
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Sorry, d-did you want to dance?
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No. Ri... Come on, kind of weird.
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You know, sorry.
This face-off isn't going great.
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Would mind if we started over?
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Yeah, sure.
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[Clears throat]
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't the soon-to-be-dead
Mr. Wormwood.
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Oh, much better.
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Are you done?
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[Both grunting]
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[Whip cracks]
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[Sighs]
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I just had these done.
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[Screams]
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[Crackling]
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You know, you have no idea
what that sword makes you do.
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Of course I do...
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Not.
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No, I don't.
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Well, it makes you the one
true king to unite them all.
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It is?
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Yes. Pity, you're going to die.
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Well, we'll see about that.
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Aah!
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[Chuckles evilly]
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So, any last words?
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Just four.
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I have a dragon!
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Come on now, Tad Cooper.
I super believe in you.
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Rain fire!
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No!
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Tad Cooper!
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Oh, no.
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Just open your eyes.
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You're okay!
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Tad Cooper?
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[Grunting]
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You may have killed one dragon,
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but you've awoken another.
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You killed my dragon.
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[Zombies hissing]
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[Crackling]
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No!
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They've stopped.
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Let's go.
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[Both shout]
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Look.
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I can't believe that's the same guy
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who cried when he got jelly
on his fancy pants.
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Good man! Get him!
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You killed my dragon.
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Look, dude, I was there. I know.
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Don't keep saying it.
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And it wasn't a dragon. It was a lizard.
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Oh, nuggets.
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Aah!
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[Screams]
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It's the one true king!
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Crazy.
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That's the same guy who cried
when he got jelly on his fancy pants.
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I just said that. I said that exact thing.
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Sure, 'cause that's
what's amazing right now.
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He was the one all along?
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You got to be [Bleep] kidding me.
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[Body thuds]
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I think I'll be taking that crown back now.
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Tad Cooper?
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Buddy, you're alive?
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You had me so scared.
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You're not gonna believe
what just happened.
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So, you're the one true king
to unite them all.
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I guess I am.
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I mean, who else could do this?
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Huh?
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Wait, what?!
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What?!
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Oh, my...
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Pretty freakin' cool, huh?
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Yeah!
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Listen, I need you to take care
of Tad Cooper for me.
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What?
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There's something I need to do.
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No, no, no, hang on.
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I'm not looking after the lizard.
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He's a dragon! Hyah!
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[Sighs]
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Come on.
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Oh, I don't need your help!
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Maddie, stop.
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Let's just put it all behind us
and move on.
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I can't.
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Yes, you can.
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Because I love you.
277
00:12:11,407 --> 00:12:15,043
And I promise you we can spend the rest
of our lives together being terrible,
278
00:12:15,044 --> 00:12:17,512
even if we're not
as totally terrible as you want.
279
00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:20,348
It's too late for me.
280
00:12:20,349 --> 00:12:23,818
I've tasted ultimate power,
and I want more.
281
00:12:23,819 --> 00:12:25,453
[Sighs]
282
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:29,224
Gareth, I love you.
283
00:12:29,225 --> 00:12:31,760
More than you'll ever know.
284
00:12:31,761 --> 00:12:34,429
But this is who I am.
285
00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,264
I'm sorry.
286
00:12:36,265 --> 00:12:37,332
D'Dew!
287
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:40,701
288
00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:46,408
I mean, I don't mean to sound
like a jerk, Tad Cooper,
289
00:12:46,409 --> 00:12:49,244
but I really thought I was gonna be
the one king to unite them all.
290
00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:52,213
If memory serves, you said
something about a wedding.
291
00:12:52,214 --> 00:12:54,249
I mean, not that I need a wedding.
292
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:57,052
I'm all about the deconstruction
of the princess myth,
293
00:12:57,053 --> 00:12:59,087
but, uh, well, it's been a long year.
294
00:12:59,088 --> 00:13:00,855
And you said it, so what's up?
295
00:13:00,856 --> 00:13:04,559
I'm finished with adventure
296
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,761
Tired of my sword
297
00:13:06,762 --> 00:13:09,731
Those songs about my exploits
298
00:13:09,732 --> 00:13:12,200
Leave me kind of bored
299
00:13:12,201 --> 00:13:14,903
At last, I've seen the sunset
300
00:13:14,904 --> 00:13:17,639
I've been riding toward
301
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:23,244
A real-life happily ever after
302
00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:26,114
I'm done with all the intrigue
303
00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:27,983
Sick of kicking ass
304
00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:30,952
As far as seeking vengeance
305
00:13:30,953 --> 00:13:32,921
Frankly, I can pass
306
00:13:32,922 --> 00:13:38,927
I'm ready now for something
of a different class
307
00:13:38,928 --> 00:13:43,164
A real-life happily ever after
308
00:13:43,165 --> 00:13:48,136
Screw the zombies
and wizards and dragons
309
00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:53,742
All the magic I need is you
310
00:13:53,743 --> 00:13:55,410
[Sighs]
311
00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:58,079
I wanted to do a real proposal
with a proper ring,
312
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,381
but, well, seeing as we're here...
313
00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,686
this will have to do.
314
00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:08,188
Will you, Princess Isabella Maria Lucia...
315
00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:09,991
Elisabetta!
316
00:14:09,992 --> 00:14:12,527
Elisabetta of Valencia,
317
00:14:12,528 --> 00:14:16,564
do me the greatest honor
of becoming Mrs. Gary Galavant?
318
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,199
Gary?
319
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,701
Is that short for something?
320
00:14:19,702 --> 00:14:21,102
No.
321
00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:23,571
Huh. I guess I always thought
your first name was Galavant.
322
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:26,808
Um... I'm still kneeling here.
323
00:14:26,809 --> 00:14:27,776
Oh!
324
00:14:27,777 --> 00:14:29,277
Oh, of course. I'm sorry.
325
00:14:29,278 --> 00:14:33,048
And...Oh, yes, I will marry you.
326
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:34,616
[Laughs]
327
00:14:34,617 --> 00:14:37,919
A cottage by the seaside
328
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,721
With a beach to comb
329
00:14:39,722 --> 00:14:42,257
I can tend the garden
330
00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:44,592
I can write my poem
331
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,261
-
With seven
-
Three
332
00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:47,962
Small children
333
00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:50,799
Journey done, we're home
334
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:55,837
As epic endings go, it's rather small
335
00:14:55,838 --> 00:15:03,478
But it's real-life happily ever after
336
00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:11,419
After all
337
00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:14,055
[Shouts]
338
00:15:14,056 --> 00:15:16,157
I'm terribly sorry.
339
00:15:16,158 --> 00:15:17,892
But if you're planning a wedding,
340
00:15:17,893 --> 00:15:20,495
make sure you book the venue in soon
341
00:15:20,496 --> 00:15:22,964
because it's the very busy season.
342
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,364
[Groans]
343
00:15:29,507 --> 00:15:31,575
[Horse whinnies]
344
00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:34,678
345
00:15:35,679 --> 00:15:39,102
Officer, I had no idea
I was going that fast.
346
00:15:39,183 --> 00:15:40,984
Thank you. Really?
347
00:15:40,985 --> 00:15:42,986
348
00:15:42,987 --> 00:15:44,854
[Chimes play]
349
00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:47,524
Now boarding "B" passengers only.
350
00:15:47,525 --> 00:15:50,659
"B" passengers to the Island of Spinster.
351
00:15:51,629 --> 00:15:53,730
Here's a cat and some chocolate.
352
00:15:53,731 --> 00:15:55,698
- [Cat meows]
- Enjoy the trip.
353
00:15:55,699 --> 00:15:57,267
Thanks.
354
00:15:57,268 --> 00:15:58,535
Thank you.
355
00:15:58,536 --> 00:15:59,636
[Cat meows]
356
00:15:59,637 --> 00:16:02,738
357
00:16:05,743 --> 00:16:07,310
Hyah!
358
00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:09,011
Hyah!
359
00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:12,282
You can't park here. It's a red zone.
360
00:16:12,283 --> 00:16:13,350
Keep it!
361
00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:16,085
362
00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:20,490
Roberta, wait!
363
00:16:20,491 --> 00:16:24,294
Put down that cat.
364
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:26,362
Wha...
365
00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:31,868
Richard, you're... You're alive?
366
00:16:31,869 --> 00:16:33,303
You didn't go to war?
367
00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:35,739
No, I did. But I didn't die.
368
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,407
Quite the opposite, actually.
369
00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:39,843
I killed the bad guy and everything.
370
00:16:39,844 --> 00:16:41,577
Do you know what I discovered?
371
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,983
I may have accomplished
everything I've ever dreamed of,
372
00:16:46,984 --> 00:16:51,321
but without you,
it means absolutely nothing.
373
00:16:51,322 --> 00:16:52,622
[Crowd awws]
374
00:16:52,623 --> 00:16:55,125
Please don't get on that lonely
ship to day-drink chablis.
375
00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:57,694
- Come live your li...
- No, stop talking and kiss me.
376
00:16:57,695 --> 00:16:59,529
377
00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:00,496
Aww! Aww! Aww!
378
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,700
Wow.
379
00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:06,203
There's more where that came from.
380
00:17:06,204 --> 00:17:07,771
- Ew!
- Ew!
381
00:17:07,772 --> 00:17:09,105
I love you so much.
382
00:17:09,106 --> 00:17:10,774
Enough already!
383
00:17:10,775 --> 00:17:12,008
Show-off.
384
00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:13,642
Yeah, this could get ugly. We should go.
385
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:19,950
Do you, your highness,
take this male model
386
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,586
-
To be your wedded sp...
- I do.
387
00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:26,089
Do you, good sir,
take your social superior
388
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:28,992
-
To be your wedded sp...
- Yes. I do.
389
00:17:28,993 --> 00:17:30,460
For richer, for poorer
390
00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:31,828
In sickness and health
391
00:17:31,829 --> 00:17:34,798
Through rampaging vikings
and cannibal elves
392
00:17:34,799 --> 00:17:38,168
Through hobbits and bikers
and dolphins with lasers
393
00:17:38,169 --> 00:17:39,869
And mutants and lawyers and...
394
00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,303
Oh, my God, just kiss the bride!
395
00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:45,442
Not yeasty.
396
00:17:45,443 --> 00:17:46,409
Or musty.
397
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:49,912
398
00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:55,484
[Applause]
399
00:18:00,858 --> 00:18:03,760
So, there's the ever after,
as promised all along
400
00:18:03,761 --> 00:18:06,529
Who better now to wrap it up
and seal it with a song
401
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:08,198
Except the monks?
402
00:18:08,199 --> 00:18:10,767
And, hey, we're the monks
403
00:18:10,768 --> 00:18:12,469
-
We're the monks
-
That's right
404
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,537
We're the genre-bending,
Twitter-trending
405
00:18:14,538 --> 00:18:17,540
Bring-you-the-happy-ending monks
406
00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:21,878
And a new season
burst all over the land
407
00:18:21,879 --> 00:18:23,213
With new hope
408
00:18:23,214 --> 00:18:26,616
Despite the whole feudal system
409
00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:30,053
The true rulers reassume their command
410
00:18:30,054 --> 00:18:34,958
The old tyrants,
frankly nobody missed 'em
411
00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:36,760
The winners, they took all
412
00:18:36,761 --> 00:18:38,962
And all the losers, they got squat
413
00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:40,163
Hey, friend.
414
00:18:40,164 --> 00:18:43,198
I've decided to go and rescue
Madalena from herself.
415
00:18:44,101 --> 00:18:45,802
Are you up for an adventure?
416
00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:47,137
Definitely.
417
00:18:47,138 --> 00:18:49,204
I was wondering when I was
gonna break this armor in.
418
00:18:52,076 --> 00:18:54,210
And those who had redeemed themselves
419
00:18:54,211 --> 00:18:55,845
All got a second shot
420
00:18:55,846 --> 00:18:57,414
I got a line in the song. They fi...
421
00:18:57,415 --> 00:19:00,950
And two heroes
got to hang up their swords
422
00:19:00,951 --> 00:19:04,354
To live life enjoying simple rewards
423
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:07,056
Monk:
And true evil disappeared
424
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,859
Within a cloud of minor chords
425
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,695
[Laughs evilly]
426
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:24,106
I'm here to see the Del...
The Dark Evil Lord.
427
00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:27,877
And he's been waiting for you.
428
00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:29,913
[Gasps] What is this?
429
00:19:29,914 --> 00:19:32,749
Does it hold
the dark powers of the universe?
430
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,852
Oh, sorry, no.
I can see why you thought that.
431
00:19:35,853 --> 00:19:37,487
No, he just thinks you need to accessorize.
432
00:19:37,488 --> 00:19:39,321
He's also a fashion consultant.
433
00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:43,126
Now come in,
and he will begin your training
434
00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:48,365
to make you the most powerful
force in the seven realms.
435
00:19:48,366 --> 00:19:52,035
Nothing will stop me now.
436
00:19:52,036 --> 00:19:55,271
[Thunder crashes]
437
00:19:55,272 --> 00:19:57,640
And now we're almost done
438
00:19:57,641 --> 00:19:59,509
Our tale completely spun
439
00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:02,779
As buffed and polished as a royal jewel
440
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,647
There's not much left to tell
441
00:20:04,648 --> 00:20:06,383
And, hey, that's just as well
442
00:20:06,384 --> 00:20:09,486
Unless we get one more surprise renewal
443
00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:12,922
Now we'll probably have to go
and get work
444
00:20:12,923 --> 00:20:16,426
On some cheap-ass cable network
445
00:20:16,427 --> 00:20:18,595
But the door is not quite shut
446
00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:20,430
So if we make the cut
447
00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:26,602
Here's what you'll see on "Galavant"
448
00:20:31,942 --> 00:20:33,643
Time to feed Tad Cooper.
449
00:20:33,644 --> 00:20:35,712
You know he only eats if you feed him.
450
00:20:35,713 --> 00:20:37,881
He's such a finicky little fellow.
451
00:20:37,882 --> 00:20:39,348
[Both chuckle]
452
00:20:41,552 --> 00:20:43,787
453
00:20:43,788 --> 00:20:47,157
[Sheep bleats]
454
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,759
There we go.
455
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,594
[Whistles]
456
00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:53,296
Oh, Tad Cooper!
457
00:20:53,297 --> 00:20:55,365
Dinnertime!
458
00:20:55,366 --> 00:20:59,536
[Tad roars, fire crackles]
459
00:20:59,537 --> 00:21:01,603
I have a dragon.
460
00:21:01,604 --> 00:21:03,604
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