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[Bells jingling, bird cries]
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[Clears throat]
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The plot is gaining steam
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So back to this old theme
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Here's what's been happening
on "Galavant"
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When we saw Izzy last
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This guy had been outcast
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He vowed revenge and fled to Madalena
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He brought to her palais
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The dark, dark evil way...
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Gareth's against it,
but the queen's insaner
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Will she use it and go overboard?
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Not if the man who wields
this sword stands tall
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The hero that they call
the one true king of all
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Which brings us back to Galavant
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And our hero plows ahead,
his army's kinda dead
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And yet, his energy
is far from flaggin'
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King Richard rides with Gal
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Bringing his lizard pal
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Which may or may not be
a real, live dragon
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Plus, he's got the sword
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Which you'll recall means
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He's the king who'll rule them all
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And so!
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To war three armies go
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One evil, one so-so
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One dead and led by Galava-a-a-nt
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Will Richard kill
his former best friend
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Who stole queen and crown
and made him look buffoony?
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Can Gal still win back
the princess again?
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True... they're more than likely through.
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Unless he can re-do that
really awful smooch-a-roony
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And Sid is who-knows-where
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Him and his awesome hair
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Seeking redemption for a little while
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And Roberta's said goodbye
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Since Richard's sure to die
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And now she's on her way
to Spinster Island
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Gosh, so much to dump upon your doormat
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In our half-hour sitcom format
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Still, there's plot holes we must fill
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And though I doubt we will
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We're gonna try on "Galava-a-a-a-a-nt"
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[Bell jingles]
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[Horse snorts]
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[Wind blowing]
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[Applause]
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Oh, thank you.
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[Cheers and applause]
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Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
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Here all week... Unless I die.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
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I got to admit... The boy can sing.
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Galavant - S02E09
Battle of the Three Armies
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[applause continues]
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Okay, cut it.
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The recap song's over.
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It's time for war!
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- Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!
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Yes. War indeed.
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Shall we retire to the royal viewing area?
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It's up the hill a pace,
safe from the fighting.
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And they've got cookies.
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Oh! Yes, please. [Laughs]
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Hold on a minute. What...
What do you mean, viewing area?
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I thought we were gonna fight!
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I know, but Mr. Wormwood
had that cool skybox made,
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and we are king and queen,
which means technically we should...
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Your eyes are doing that thing again.
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- What? Don't be crazy. No, they're not.
- I didn't see anything. Did you?
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[Horse grunts]
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Let's go.
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Wow.
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There's a lot of them.
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Yeah, as a former king
who once led armies into battle,
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I must officially say
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we are knee-deep in poopie-ka-ka.
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Thanks, dad. That's helpful.
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No problem.
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Actually, I think I've come up with a plan
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that could turn this whole thing
in our favor.
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Well, tell me what it is, Jester.
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We beat them to the punch.
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We kill ourselves before they kill us.
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It's sure to ruin their morale.
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If only I were alive
to see the looks on their faces.
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[Army murmuring]
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[Clicks tongue]
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Good people of Hortensia,
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it is true the Valencians
have three to our every one.
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And you are right to worry
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because how can so few of us
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dig the graves of so many of them?!
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[Army cheering]
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She twisted it.
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If you want to leave, leave now.
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I will not mind,
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for it will leave more glory
for the rest of us!
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[Army cheering]
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She twisted it again!
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Arise, Hortensia!
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Today, we fight!
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Pots shall be broken,
pans shall be splintered!
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Whisks shall be...
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Actually, let's not use whisks.
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It'll be a sore day, a red day,
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but a day for victory!
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[Army cheering]
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Victory!
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Stand strong! Stand strong!
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Stand strong and fight!
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[Sword clacking]
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Oy.
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We are completely screwed.
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[Heroic music plays]
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[Inhales deeply]
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Oh, I haven't been in a proper
battle in a long time.
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I'm gonna ride up just at the perfect moment
in front of Isabella and save the day.
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Mwah!
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Yeah.
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This is gonna be super fun.
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[Laughs] You're gonna be fine.
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[Chuckling] Oh, totally.
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I know.
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I'm feeling great and confident.
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I-I'm just worried about Tad Cooper.
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I mean, the little fellow is terrified.
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Just look at him.
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Richard, you can do this.
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Over the last months,
I've watched you transform
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from a boob into a real man.
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And today, you're gonna
transform into a warrior.
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You said "boob."
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Please focus.
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Sorry.
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All right, my friend.
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If ever there was a moment
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for you to become
the dragon that I know you are,
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this is it.
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Breathe fire!
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Okay, I'll check in with you later.
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Oh, why do we need these?
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Are we not doing our own stunts?
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What? Of course we are.
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Just to preserve the dramatic reveal.
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Ah. That's a good idea.
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You've obviously done this before.
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Okay, are we gonna start this war or not?
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I say we wait.
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In an hour, the sun
will be at the perfect angle
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to highlight the color
of the spilling blood
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against the golden sand.
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It'll be spectacular for the royal painter.
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Brilliant. Then we wait.
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Okay. What's going on here?
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- Hmm?
- This war was my birthday present.
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It was supposed to be me and you
down there killing people,
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not sitting in some luxury box
eating humongous raisins.
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[Scoffs] Actually, I-it's figs.
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I feel something's changed.
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Nothing's changed, Gareth.
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Well, then, let's go down there,
hack up a few folk,
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and go on our vacation
just like we talked about.
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Yeah, um, about that.
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Look, Gareth, um...
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Let's put off the vacation.
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- Just for a bit.
- [Sighs]
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I mean, we would have
just conquered a new kingdom,
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and it would be impolite
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to leave Mr. Wormwood all by himself
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after he was kind enough
to bring us this conflict.
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Has this got something to do
with that dew-dew dark magic stuff?
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Actually, it's D'Dew.
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Two darks... Dark-dark evil way.
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- Back off!
- Of course not, Gareth.
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I swear.
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Hold the crow.
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A second army approaches.
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Yes, being led by some
devilishly handsome hero type.
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Let me see that.
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Oh, God. It's Galavant!
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With a weirdly large beard.
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Right, that's it.
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I'm gonna go down there and cause havoc
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just like we planned.
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I hope you're gonna join me.
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Right.
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[Dramatic music plays]
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Okay, you dogs!
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To battle!
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[Army cheering]
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It's a good day to die
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To stand and fight until we're dead
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A good day to die
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Though if somebody
ever said, "for what?"
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We forgot
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So on reflection, perhaps maybe not
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Who is that?
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Looks like they're advancing
on the Valencians.
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I can't tell, but they missed my song.
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Maybe we ask them to wait
so I can run out and sing it again.
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Oh, we'll run out there, Jester.
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But to fight.
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Hortensians, this is our chance!
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Yeah, let's do this.
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I'm just gonna go and check
things are locked up.
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Move out!
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[Army cheering]
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It's a good day to die
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Though not as good as other days
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A good day to die
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But if there's one a little ways away
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Well, then, hey
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We can reschedule
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It's more than okay
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Another beautiful day in the country.
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Here's some potatoes for you, bae.
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These have bugs. Yay! Extra protein.
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[Footsteps approaching]
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This is a day,
just a day like every other
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Is everything okay?
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[Army shouting]
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We've lived as best we could
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Looks like we have guests.
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And I must say,
though we may not get another
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[Shouting continues]
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If I'm with you
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Then our last will at least be good
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Well, at least we made it to 25.
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It's a good day to die
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To spurt our blood and spill our guts
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A good day to die
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Good day to die
-
Out loud, it sounds completely nuts
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But still
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Blood will spill
- [Whistling]
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After that, it will all go downhill
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She doesn't want to go on vacation!
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We were supposed to go zip-lining.
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Who doesn't like zip-lining?
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Huh?
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We will try not to die, but we will
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Aah! [Grunts]
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To victory!
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In the meantime, I guess we can kill
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Richard, have you seen Isabella?
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- Aah! Aah!
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And we'll fight, who knows why
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Till we say with a sigh
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It's a go-o-o-o-o-od
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Day to
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Di-i-i-i-i-i-e
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Time out! Can we call a time out?!
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[Weapons clanking]
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[Armies shouting]
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Isn't this amazing?
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We sit here while they do
our dirty work for us.
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Isn't it crazy what you can talk
people into doing?
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Well, I thank God
for the class system every day.
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Mm-hmm. Me too.
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[Sighs]
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Oh, no.
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This isn't good.
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Ohh.
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The sword of the one true king.
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And he's down there.
267
00:11:36,935 --> 00:11:38,436
And he's a god.
268
00:11:38,437 --> 00:11:40,705
This is madness!
269
00:11:40,706 --> 00:11:41,839
Aah! Aah!
270
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,375
Mm. Isabella wasn't lying.
271
00:11:44,376 --> 00:11:46,310
He's on their side.
272
00:11:46,311 --> 00:11:48,913
It's time... for D'Dew.
273
00:11:48,914 --> 00:11:50,781
Actually, I've been having second thoughts
274
00:11:50,782 --> 00:11:52,717
- about the dark, evil way.
- Two darks... dark-dark.
275
00:11:52,718 --> 00:11:55,052
Why is it so hard for people to remember?
276
00:11:55,053 --> 00:11:57,421
It's just I care about Gareth,
and I promised I wouldn't use it.
277
00:11:57,422 --> 00:12:01,559
And he seemed super upset
about the vacation.
278
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,561
Maybe I'll... I'll go down
and help him fight.
279
00:12:03,562 --> 00:12:06,330
Look. May I be blunt?
280
00:12:06,331 --> 00:12:08,332
You want power. I offer it.
281
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,936
You want control.
It's yours for the taking.
282
00:12:11,937 --> 00:12:14,905
You want the whole enchilada.
283
00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:16,806
It's magic hour, baby.
284
00:12:18,201 --> 00:12:19,977
May I be even blunter?
285
00:12:19,978 --> 00:12:22,213
Screw Gareth. He's weak.
286
00:12:22,214 --> 00:12:24,481
Losers vacation. Closers use magic.
287
00:12:26,284 --> 00:12:28,618
Shall we finish this thing?
288
00:12:30,789 --> 00:12:32,056
Should have stayed with Roberta.
289
00:12:32,057 --> 00:12:33,758
Why do I always have to be so damn heroic?
290
00:12:33,759 --> 00:12:35,459
You've got a lifetime to be with Roberta!
291
00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:36,993
You've got one day to be immortal.
292
00:12:38,897 --> 00:12:40,665
Today, you can be...
293
00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:41,866
Aah!
294
00:12:41,867 --> 00:12:43,000
Isabella!
295
00:12:43,001 --> 00:12:44,567
I don't want to be Isabella!
I want to be me!
296
00:12:45,737 --> 00:12:47,103
Where the hell are you going?!
297
00:12:51,243 --> 00:12:53,678
That's one hell of a sword.
298
00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:55,179
Aah! Yah!
299
00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:56,613
Isabella.
300
00:12:57,616 --> 00:12:58,883
I've come for you.
301
00:12:58,884 --> 00:13:00,084
Galavant?
302
00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:01,651
My love.
303
00:13:07,159 --> 00:13:08,693
Gareth?
304
00:13:08,694 --> 00:13:09,726
Richard?
305
00:13:11,096 --> 00:13:13,297
Look. I know you're upset.
306
00:13:13,298 --> 00:13:14,565
Okay?
307
00:13:14,566 --> 00:13:16,467
I'll give you that one
'cause it's been upsetting.
308
00:13:16,468 --> 00:13:18,436
Izzy, please.
Can we just be done with this?
309
00:13:18,437 --> 00:13:20,137
Isabella. Look.
310
00:13:20,138 --> 00:13:21,872
I didn't tell you to die in a brown fart.
311
00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:24,542
The truth is, all I've wanted
is to come back to you.
312
00:13:24,543 --> 00:13:26,110
You're the love of my life.
313
00:13:26,111 --> 00:13:28,546
And if we survive this,
I want to marry you.
314
00:13:28,547 --> 00:13:30,648
And I want to live by the sea...
315
00:13:30,649 --> 00:13:32,449
You had me at "brown fart."
316
00:13:36,575 --> 00:13:38,422
Still sort of yeasty.
317
00:13:38,423 --> 00:13:39,690
And a little bit musty.
318
00:13:39,691 --> 00:13:41,858
But we've got a lifetime to work on it.
319
00:13:42,997 --> 00:13:45,196
I know I've got a lot
to apologize to you for.
320
00:13:45,197 --> 00:13:47,164
Don't be ridiculous.
321
00:13:47,165 --> 00:13:49,700
It's just good to see you again,
my old friend.
322
00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:52,836
[Horn blows]
323
00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:58,843
What was that?
324
00:13:58,844 --> 00:14:00,077
[Horn blows]
325
00:14:00,078 --> 00:14:01,112
Whoa!
326
00:14:01,113 --> 00:14:03,614
Whoa, whoa. We're on the same team.
327
00:14:03,615 --> 00:14:04,749
I'm with Galavant,
328
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,050
fighting for true love and all that?
329
00:14:06,051 --> 00:14:09,587
Galavant, the undead army is turning on us!
330
00:14:09,588 --> 00:14:11,422
I know. They're doing it here, too!
331
00:14:11,423 --> 00:14:12,890
- You can control the dead?
- Oh, yes.
332
00:14:12,891 --> 00:14:14,925
Not only control, but make them stronger.
333
00:14:14,926 --> 00:14:16,193
Ha!
334
00:14:16,194 --> 00:14:20,064
Seems Galavant has brought the wrong
covered dish to the potluck dinner.
335
00:14:20,065 --> 00:14:21,465
Ha!
336
00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:24,101
They're kind of attacking
everyone, our men included.
337
00:14:24,102 --> 00:14:26,504
Well, you make a cake,
you break a few eggs.
338
00:14:26,505 --> 00:14:28,439
So, how do we do this?
339
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,608
[Fingers snap] Simple.
340
00:14:30,609 --> 00:14:31,776
341
00:14:31,777 --> 00:14:33,778
When you need a lift
342
00:14:33,779 --> 00:14:35,513
When you're feeling low
343
00:14:35,514 --> 00:14:39,416
When you think that things
will go your way
344
00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:43,654
Oh, there's a little gift
everyone should know
345
00:14:43,655 --> 00:14:47,158
Try it, and it's sure to make your day
346
00:14:47,159 --> 00:14:49,393
It's called D'Dew, D'Dew, D'Dew
347
00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:51,996
Doo D'Doo doo doo
348
00:14:51,997 --> 00:14:55,366
It's the kind of voodoo
that we few who do D'Dew do
349
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:57,334
It is evil? Sure, it's true
350
00:14:57,335 --> 00:14:59,403
Still, good things ensue
351
00:14:59,404 --> 00:15:02,072
When you do D'Dew D'Dew, D'Dew
352
00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:03,674
This is amazing! I want a turn!
353
00:15:03,675 --> 00:15:04,675
Show me! Show me!
354
00:15:04,676 --> 00:15:07,778
Ooh, relax.
355
00:15:07,779 --> 00:15:10,014
-
Keep your shoulders straight
- Like this?
356
00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:11,849
-
Lift your chin up high
- I'll try.
357
00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:14,151
Think of all
the happy thoughts you know
358
00:15:14,152 --> 00:15:15,771
Okay, just don't let go
359
00:15:15,787 --> 00:15:17,822
-
Picture those you hate
- Yep.
360
00:15:17,823 --> 00:15:19,790
-
Shrieking as they die
- Got it.
361
00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:21,158
Then just snap your fingers
362
00:15:21,159 --> 00:15:22,860
-
And hello
- Whoa.
363
00:15:22,861 --> 00:15:25,329
And that's the D'Dew, D'Dew, D'Dew
364
00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:26,463
Doo, D'Doo doo doo
365
00:15:26,464 --> 00:15:27,765
She betrayed me.
366
00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:29,233
Gareth.
367
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:30,768
- Yah!
- [Groans]
368
00:15:30,769 --> 00:15:32,203
You've got to move! Come on!
369
00:15:32,204 --> 00:15:34,705
- Wormwood:
well, whoop-Dee-doo
- Fall back, men!
370
00:15:34,706 --> 00:15:37,574
371
00:15:46,818 --> 00:15:48,686
And that's it, D'Dew, D'Dew, D'Dew
372
00:15:48,687 --> 00:15:49,954
Do d'doo doo doo
373
00:15:49,955 --> 00:15:51,789
-
Do d'doo doo doo
-
Do d'doo doo doo
374
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:54,992
You can say adieu to those
you own an I.O.U. to
375
00:15:54,993 --> 00:15:57,895
Any dude who you'd undo
376
00:15:57,896 --> 00:15:59,730
Bid him toodle-oo
377
00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:03,334
When you do D'Dew, D'Dew, D'Dew
378
00:16:03,335 --> 00:16:05,636
Your highness, that's your cue
379
00:16:05,637 --> 00:16:07,504
You know what to do
380
00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:11,408
Time to use my new D'Dew doo doo
381
00:16:11,409 --> 00:16:13,344
[Army shouting]
382
00:16:13,345 --> 00:16:15,479
Oh, my God. I can do magic!
383
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,813
Big day.
384
00:16:20,032 --> 00:16:21,566
Yah! This way!
385
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:22,734
[Grunts]
386
00:16:22,735 --> 00:16:24,835
Wait for me!
387
00:16:26,138 --> 00:16:28,138
[Dramatic music plays]
388
00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:31,041
[Indistinct shouting]
389
00:16:33,146 --> 00:16:35,781
Let loose the leafy greens!
390
00:16:35,782 --> 00:16:38,050
Get my pointy potato!
391
00:16:38,051 --> 00:16:40,484
[Zombies shouting]
392
00:16:45,759 --> 00:16:48,060
Oh, hey, guys. Did we win?
393
00:16:48,061 --> 00:16:50,963
Madalena turned the kinda
dead army against everyone.
394
00:16:50,964 --> 00:16:52,097
Okay, so we're cool
395
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,799
with all the Valencians
and Gareth, then, yeah?
396
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,800
What's up, clown?
397
00:16:54,801 --> 00:16:56,401
Hiya.
398
00:16:58,071 --> 00:17:00,638
[Shouting stops]
399
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:03,042
They've stopped.
400
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:04,509
[Knock on door]
401
00:17:06,713 --> 00:17:07,813
Who is it?
402
00:17:07,814 --> 00:17:09,048
Madalena: It's me.
403
00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:11,216
Madalena?
404
00:17:11,217 --> 00:17:13,418
Don't be so dramatic. I just want to talk.
405
00:17:14,821 --> 00:17:15,920
Open the gate.
406
00:17:22,529 --> 00:17:24,763
Stay!
407
00:17:24,764 --> 00:17:26,498
[Gate closes]
408
00:17:26,499 --> 00:17:29,702
Well, what do we have here?
409
00:17:29,703 --> 00:17:30,803
Galavant.
410
00:17:30,804 --> 00:17:33,305
Richard.
411
00:17:33,306 --> 00:17:34,339
You.
412
00:17:35,842 --> 00:17:36,975
Looks like we're all together again.
413
00:17:36,976 --> 00:17:38,444
How lovely.
414
00:17:38,445 --> 00:17:41,780
Our story lines
have been far too separated.
415
00:17:41,781 --> 00:17:43,449
Come on, babe. Let's go.
416
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:45,216
You lied to me.
417
00:17:47,454 --> 00:17:48,687
No, but now I've come for you
418
00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:50,255
so you're not killed
like the rest of these losers.
419
00:17:50,256 --> 00:17:52,157
You promised no magic.
420
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:55,361
I know, but don't you see?
421
00:17:55,362 --> 00:17:57,696
With it, we're unstoppable.
422
00:17:57,697 --> 00:18:00,933
We'll rule the seven realms mercilessly!
423
00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:02,034
But I don't...
424
00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:04,370
I don't care what you want.
425
00:18:04,371 --> 00:18:06,704
- Oh, my goodness.
- [Bleep] is cray-cray.
426
00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:11,976
I won't leave my friend.
427
00:18:13,646 --> 00:18:16,148
It's one thing
being a horrible human being.
428
00:18:16,149 --> 00:18:17,850
It's another thing to be evil.
429
00:18:17,851 --> 00:18:21,285
And I would rather die
than join the dark forces.
430
00:18:22,489 --> 00:18:24,123
Me too.
431
00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:25,891
- And me.
- And me.
432
00:18:25,892 --> 00:18:29,461
Right, well, no one invited you lot,
but whatever.
433
00:18:29,462 --> 00:18:31,230
[Sighs] Right.
434
00:18:31,231 --> 00:18:34,032
Well, I wasn't going to get
all sappy, but, um...
435
00:18:34,033 --> 00:18:35,567
Thanks for the adventure.
436
00:18:35,568 --> 00:18:37,069
Thanks for the power.
437
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:38,903
Thanks for the crown.
438
00:18:42,976 --> 00:18:44,642
Thanks for the love.
439
00:18:47,981 --> 00:18:50,015
And since we're all such good friends,
440
00:18:50,016 --> 00:18:52,718
I will give you exactly 10 seconds.
441
00:18:52,719 --> 00:18:55,287
I suggest focusing
all your attention on sealing
442
00:18:55,288 --> 00:18:57,488
[clicks tongue] That door.
443
00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:01,659
Gareth...
444
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:04,796
this is your last chance.
445
00:19:06,199 --> 00:19:08,966
[Somber music plays]
446
00:19:12,739 --> 00:19:14,939
No.
447
00:19:18,411 --> 00:19:21,045
Suit yourself.
448
00:19:23,082 --> 00:19:24,450
Out the way!
449
00:19:24,451 --> 00:19:27,119
[Horn blows]
450
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:31,823
[Zombies shouting]
451
00:19:36,963 --> 00:19:39,598
This is it.
452
00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:40,899
We're going to die.
453
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,901
Richard, stand behind me.
454
00:19:42,902 --> 00:19:43,902
I will not.
455
00:19:43,903 --> 00:19:46,371
I will stand beside you.
456
00:19:46,372 --> 00:19:48,073
457
00:19:48,074 --> 00:19:50,576
It's a good day to die
458
00:19:50,577 --> 00:19:52,878
We won't, there's one more episode
459
00:19:52,879 --> 00:19:55,481
But still, we could die
460
00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:57,583
We all know that's a massive load of...
461
00:19:57,584 --> 00:19:58,984
Right.
462
00:19:58,985 --> 00:20:01,253
Still, we might
463
00:20:01,254 --> 00:20:05,824
And if we did,
we will never live ever after
464
00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:09,261
Cozy at home by the sea
465
00:20:09,262 --> 00:20:14,233
You writing poems
for our seven children
466
00:20:14,234 --> 00:20:16,969
Frankly, I thought maybe three
467
00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:21,440
I'll never marry Roberta
and rule the kingdom
468
00:20:21,441 --> 00:20:24,643
Loved and respected and cheered
469
00:20:24,644 --> 00:20:29,348
Known for my fair-minded ways
and my full-grown dragon
470
00:20:29,349 --> 00:20:32,783
Also my full, flowing beard
471
00:20:35,088 --> 00:20:37,356
Together:
It's a good day to die
472
00:20:37,357 --> 00:20:39,958
Oh, please,
this isn't "Game of Thrones"
473
00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:41,860
We're not gonna die
474
00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:45,564
Let's end the song
and grow some stones and fight
475
00:20:45,565 --> 00:20:48,166
Or will we leave all our viewers
476
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,469
With pain and anger
477
00:20:50,470 --> 00:20:54,239
Just like we left them last year?
478
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:59,010
Could we just stop once again
on a huge cliffhanger?
479
00:20:59,011 --> 00:21:01,011
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