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Let's cut to the chase.
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If you help me save my love,
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you'll be celebrated in song for 100 years,
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and that's a promise from Galavant,
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the most beloved warrior
in the five kingdoms
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and Knight Beat Magazine's
Swordsman of the Year...
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Three times running.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you've
already given us your r?sum?.
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So...
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What's in this deal for us?
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Perhaps I have something that might help.
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Jewel of Valencia!
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Boom!
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Where did you get that?
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I smuggled it out when
we escaped from the kingdom.
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How? We didn't have anything with us.
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I swallowed it.
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It's huge. Believe me, I know.
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I had to slather it with bacon
grease to choke it down.
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Richard, that's insane.
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No, what's insane is when it came out.
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Do you remember that day on the ship
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when I was screaming for hours?
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Well, now I know what my mother
was always complaining about.
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Enough!
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We have a deal.
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I mean, rinse it off one more time...
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And we have a deal.
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Excellent.
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Uh, can I just say,
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it is so nice to negotiate
with men of honor.
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I mean, you outnumber us 10 to 1.
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You could've just as easily murdered us
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and kept the Jewel for yourself,
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but, you, sir, are a class act.
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Roberta, we're leaving!
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Grab the horses, pup-pup!
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Right! Uh...Pup-pup?
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Well, no one's called me that since...
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Wait a minute.
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Are you Roberta Steingas?
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I am!
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Oh...My...God!
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Bobby Steingas!
Why didn't you say something?
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I didn't think you'd remember me. Duck!
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Not remember you? Are you crazy?
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We grew up together, you big dummy!
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Galavant, you're not gonna
freakin' believe this!
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Our new traveling companion
is Bobby Steingas!
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She was one of the children my parents
used to hire to play with me!
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Do you think maybe
we could catch up later?!
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Oh, sure, she was 7 and I was 13,
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but it just worked, you know?
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Yeah, we can talk about this later.
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Richard, I need you to focus.
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Yes, it's good you smuggled
the Jewel out in your...
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Bottom. Well, mouth first.
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Wait, what?
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But we can't have any more mistakes.
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This Jewel is now our key
to getting an army.
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And it's Isabella's life, her salvation.
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How she must be suffering in Hortensia.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Jester, it's slide, back, slide.
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Please get it right,
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otherwise my wedding dance
is gonna look so stupid.
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Sorry, Princess.
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I'm a prop comic, not a dancer.
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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Snacky time!
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Yay!
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Okay, everyone, let's take five.
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Milady, I hope it won't sound impertinent,
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but I can't help noticing the big change
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that's come over you lately.
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Oh. I guess I'm just happy.
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After all, I am getting married!
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Yeah, but your pupils
just spun 'round then,
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and your tiara started to glow, which...
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She said... She's happy, okay?
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Right.
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Let's all go back to one, shall we?
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Chef, no! Don't throw it away!
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Gwyndolin, bae, you know you
don't have to do that anymore.
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We are officially big-pimpin'.
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No more living on leftovers.
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We can be as wasteful as the fine folk.
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I don't know. It just doesn't feel right.
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Oh, what do you mean? It feels fantastic!
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We got a snazzy, new room
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With two whole benches
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It's practically rodent-free
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We've got expensive perfume
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For all our stenches
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As swellegant as can be
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And with these pointy, new shoes
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To walk through mud in
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Fancy silk squares to cough up blood in
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Baby, let's face it
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This is as good as it gets
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I suppose it is rather nice.
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We've got the classier type
of bedbug species
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Between our new burlap sheets
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We've got a custom-made pipe
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That dumps our feces
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On one of the nicer streets
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And when there's something
amiss inside our breeches
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Our barber applies his fattest leeches
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Why not embrace it?
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This is as good as it gets
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We're part of the upper lower class now
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Sickly, yet, oh, so chic
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Our glass is half full
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We own a glass now
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We bathe once a week
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Well, "bathe," so to speak
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And as our station in life
keeps growing stronger
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We're growing in more ways, too
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I think my tapeworm is,
like, a whole foot longer
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By now I might have a few
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And though our breath and
our teeth may still be rotten
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Together, just look
how far we've gotten
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Baby, we made it
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Totally slayed it
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Why would we trade it?
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This is
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As good as it ge-e-e-e-e-e-ts
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Go ahead.
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I know it's driving you crazy.
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Galavant - S02E04
Bewitched, Bothered and Belittled
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sync and correction by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com
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Which are better... Gold or diamonds?
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Gold? Diamonds?
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I'm going with gold.
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They're beautiful, My Queen.
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And you're sure
they don't make me look poor?
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No, because they're gold.
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Still with the earrings?
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For God's sake, just pick a pair,
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and just because you've been invited
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by a couple of old tarts to a Sunday roast
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does not mean that you can take
my manservant for days.
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Uh, I thought we agreed
on "personal assistant"?
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And the Von Falconburgh sisters
are not tarts.
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They are the most popular queens
in all the seven realms.
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I remember the first time I saw them.
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I was just a little girl, and
they passed through my village.
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I'd never seen anything like them.
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They could've bought or sold all of us
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with just one of their
spectacular earrings.
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And, to my amazement,
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they singled me out for special attention.
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Little girl, do you want a ride?
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Oops, sorry. Hop in!
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You're so poor!
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They sound awful.
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Oh, they were.
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And that's when I realized
I wanted to be just like them.
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And this invitation
to their Sunday roast proves
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that I've finally arrived.
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Hey, Gal, listen,
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I want to apologize again
for screwing up earlier.
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I was only trying to be helpful,
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but I promise, from now on,
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I'm going to do everything right.
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You're sitting on the map.
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Oh, sorry. From now on.
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Sorry. From now now on.
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Sorry.
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No need to apologize.
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Listen, I was thinking from here on out,
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maybe I'll do the hero thing...Alone.
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What?
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Why?
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Well, because you nearly got us
killed by those mercenaries
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and the mercenaries before that
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or any of the countless other times
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you've put our lives in jeopardy.
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But helping you is all I have right now.
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I mean, what else would I even do?
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I don't know. For argument's sake,
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maybe you could spend
some more time with Roberta.
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Hmm?
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I mean, you two obviously
have something going on.
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Me and her?
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Are you serious?
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No. I just said it to get out
of an awkward situation,
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but, actually, now that I think about it,
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yeah, that would be a really good way
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to get you out of my hair.
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Okay, that is officially
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the grossest thing I have ever heard.
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Me and Bobby?!
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I mean, we played together as children!
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She's like a sister!
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And not the kind of sister you marry.
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Yeah, look, I know it's hard to
see people in a different light.
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Unless someone comes up with
a ridiculous plan
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to force you together.
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Apropos of nothing,
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why don't we all go for dinner
tonight, hmm?
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Somewhere candlelit.
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Hmm.
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So...Anywhere?
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Yeah, pretty much anywhere at all.
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I've brought luncheon, Your Highness.
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Oh, just a moment.
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I'm practicing writing my married name.
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Oh.
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Although, isn't it exactly
the same as your current name?
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Yeah.
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My lady, I hate to trouble you
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with the problems of those
so far, far beneath you.
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But I can't help noticing,
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after several weeks
of constant escape attempts,
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you've settled in here pretty fast.
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My Gwynne is having a hard time adjusting.
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Is there anything I can do to help her?
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You just need to let Gwynne know
how special she is.
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Buy her something expensive.
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Every woman wants to be treated
like a princess.
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Have you been sleeping in that thing?
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Allow me to straighten it for you.
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Mine!
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A million pardons, my lady.
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I'll go get you a lozenge for that throat.
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[Sighs
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May I present to you our guest of honor,
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all the way from Valencia...
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Queen Madalena!
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Thank you so much.
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It is such a thrill to be
invited to share Sunday roast
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with such esteemed company.
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So, what are we roasting...
Wild boar, stag, heretics?
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Oh, no, Madalena, you've got it all wrong.
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We're roasting you.
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What?
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Welcome, gentle lords and ladies
and especially you, friars.
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Thank you for letting us use your club.
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Today, we roast Queen Madalena,
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a target so easy,
it almost doesn't seem fair.
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I know.
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Now, we all know how she got her title...
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By killing or beheading all her exes,
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which just goes to show
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that even when
she throws them in a dungeon,
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she still can't keep her man!
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But this isn't all about
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what an absolutely
massive hussy Madalena is.
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Yeah, she is very regal.
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We always knew
she would end up in a castle.
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Yeah, we just thought she'd be cleaning it.
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- Okay, let's get real for a moment.
- Mm.
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Madalena, you have done so well.
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You have come from nothing,
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- and we are really, really proud of you.
- Mm-hmm.
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We think that you've turned yourself
into the queen who has everything.
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Except love, respect, friends...
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And a decent pair of earrings!
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Oh, yes.
263
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:26,975
See?
264
00:11:26,976 --> 00:11:28,776
I see.
265
00:11:34,397 --> 00:11:37,164
That was so much fun for us.
266
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:39,033
Yeah, thank you for being
so easy to make fun of.
267
00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:40,768
I-I loved it. I just loved it.
268
00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:42,303
We should definitely do this again.
269
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,715
Of course.
270
00:12:02,024 --> 00:12:03,757
Gwynne?
271
00:12:05,094 --> 00:12:06,127
Gwyndolin?
272
00:12:06,128 --> 00:12:07,294
In here!
273
00:12:18,207 --> 00:12:19,707
What are you doing in there?
274
00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,609
You have a bed to sleep in now.
275
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,145
Like I'm gonna sleep
in the thing people use
276
00:12:24,146 --> 00:12:28,283
to give birth and die in...
Sometimes simultaneously.
277
00:12:28,284 --> 00:12:30,151
Wow. Grim.
278
00:12:30,152 --> 00:12:32,720
I can't live like the fancy folk.
279
00:12:32,721 --> 00:12:34,455
It just isn't me.
280
00:12:34,456 --> 00:12:36,124
I'm never on edge anymore.
281
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,959
I haven't had a disease for weeks.
282
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,294
But isn't that a good thing?
283
00:12:39,295 --> 00:12:42,096
Maybe for some people... For you.
284
00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:45,033
But the thought that we're drifting apart
285
00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:49,037
has gotten me so down, I can
barely get out of drawer.
286
00:12:49,038 --> 00:12:51,305
So I think it's best if I just leave.
287
00:12:52,474 --> 00:12:54,542
Wait.
288
00:12:54,543 --> 00:12:56,109
I'll pack our things.
289
00:13:00,215 --> 00:13:01,215
Done.
290
00:13:01,216 --> 00:13:02,650
What? No.
291
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:03,785
Unpack right now.
292
00:13:03,786 --> 00:13:05,586
You can't leave. You love it here.
293
00:13:05,587 --> 00:13:08,323
Gwyndolin, don't you understand?
294
00:13:08,324 --> 00:13:10,725
Sure, it's nice not going hungry,
295
00:13:10,726 --> 00:13:12,593
and my bones don't bend anymore,
296
00:13:12,594 --> 00:13:15,663
and my teeth don't wiggle in their sockets.
297
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:18,766
I could be the king of a castle.
298
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,802
But without you,
299
00:13:20,803 --> 00:13:23,171
I'd be the lowliest man in the world.
300
00:13:23,984 --> 00:13:26,451
Oh, Vincenzo.
301
00:13:27,309 --> 00:13:29,277
We leave the castle together.
302
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:36,417
So, as soon as we're all seated,
you come and send for me.
303
00:13:36,418 --> 00:13:37,952
That looks romantic, doesn't it?
304
00:13:37,953 --> 00:13:40,588
Oh, Roberta! Ooh, you look smashing!
305
00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:42,890
Please excuse the dress.
306
00:13:42,891 --> 00:13:45,193
The blouse I usually wear under
it has completely disappeared.
307
00:13:45,194 --> 00:13:46,627
Wha... mine, too!
308
00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:48,396
Must be fairies. Big problem around here.
309
00:13:48,397 --> 00:13:49,197
Shall we sit?
310
00:13:49,198 --> 00:13:50,498
Oh.
311
00:13:50,499 --> 00:13:52,032
- You're over there.
- Okay.
312
00:13:52,935 --> 00:13:54,068
Uh!
313
00:13:54,069 --> 00:13:56,003
You're across from her.
314
00:13:56,004 --> 00:13:57,305
All right.
315
00:13:57,306 --> 00:13:59,273
- Isn't this nice?
- Mm.
316
00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:01,743
An urgent crow for you, sir.
317
00:14:01,744 --> 00:14:02,844
Oh, thank you.
318
00:14:02,845 --> 00:14:05,380
Unexpected.
319
00:14:05,381 --> 00:14:08,316
Oh. I've got to take this.
320
00:14:08,317 --> 00:14:09,484
Uh, you carry on without me.
321
00:14:09,485 --> 00:14:11,185
Here.
322
00:14:11,186 --> 00:14:13,154
Oh, thank you.
323
00:14:15,257 --> 00:14:16,524
Oh.
324
00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:18,893
Thank you.
325
00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:20,795
He's... He's a bit odd.
326
00:14:22,431 --> 00:14:24,699
I'm sorry. This is crazy.
327
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,300
If you had told me a week ago
328
00:14:26,301 --> 00:14:28,336
that I would be sitting here
with my old pal Bobby,
329
00:14:28,337 --> 00:14:29,837
I'd say you've got a goblin in your head.
330
00:14:29,838 --> 00:14:31,239
Oh, guess what!
331
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:34,108
I can still fit my entire fist in my mouth.
Do you want to see?
332
00:14:34,109 --> 00:14:35,810
Oh.
333
00:14:35,811 --> 00:14:39,447
Oh, Richard, honestly, do I
have to do everything myself?
334
00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:42,049
Lutes.
335
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,051
Viols.
336
00:14:44,052 --> 00:14:46,087
Irritating little crumhorns.
337
00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:48,054
338
00:14:51,226 --> 00:14:57,331
Gaze at the person across from you now
339
00:14:57,332 --> 00:15:02,169
Feel the sweet spark of connection
340
00:15:03,238 --> 00:15:09,243
If you don't screw up
this moment somehow
341
00:15:09,244 --> 00:15:14,482
Maybe you won't die alone
342
00:15:14,483 --> 00:15:17,552
Don't be too needy
343
00:15:17,553 --> 00:15:20,755
Or bring up your ex
344
00:15:20,756 --> 00:15:24,025
Don't say the words
345
00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:26,527
"Herpes simplex"
346
00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:29,163
Don't ever mention
347
00:15:29,164 --> 00:15:32,533
You've never had sex
348
00:15:32,534 --> 00:15:34,168
Trust me
349
00:15:34,169 --> 00:15:35,703
I promise
350
00:15:35,704 --> 00:15:37,604
She knows
351
00:15:38,774 --> 00:15:44,545
And now her defenses
are starting to fall
352
00:15:44,546 --> 00:15:49,149
Smile and return her affection
353
00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:56,524
If you don't manage to ruin it all
354
00:15:56,525 --> 00:16:01,929
Maybe you won't die alone
355
00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:05,466
It is the damnedest thing, but...
356
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,435
Looking at you right now...
357
00:16:07,436 --> 00:16:08,636
Yeah.
358
00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:11,539
I mean, it's almost as if...
359
00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:13,341
You're on fire.
360
00:16:13,342 --> 00:16:15,910
I mean, I don't know that
I'd say I'm on "fire," but...
361
00:16:15,911 --> 00:16:17,645
No, no, you're on fire!
362
00:16:17,646 --> 00:16:19,514
Oh! Oh, oh, God!
363
00:16:19,515 --> 00:16:21,315
Agh! Ow!
364
00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:23,050
Oh, God!
365
00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:25,219
-
Don't begin screaming
- Oh, oh! Oh!
366
00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:28,155
-
You'll blow the whole mood
- Oh, no! Ow! Ow!
367
00:16:28,156 --> 00:16:32,860
-
Maybe you won't die alone
- Oh, God!
368
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,328
Ow!
369
00:16:34,329 --> 00:16:39,599
Maybe you won't die alone
370
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,160
What's all this?
371
00:16:47,161 --> 00:16:49,463
I just packed up all your gear
like a good sidekick.
372
00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:53,545
By the way, I know
what you were up to last night.
373
00:16:53,601 --> 00:16:56,503
Oh, yeah. I guess it was pretty obvious.
374
00:16:56,504 --> 00:16:58,438
Because I sang it out loud.
375
00:16:58,439 --> 00:17:00,366
Hey, Bobby, I was right!
376
00:17:00,575 --> 00:17:02,142
Galavant was trying to set us up.
377
00:17:02,143 --> 00:17:03,344
Hilarious!
378
00:17:03,345 --> 00:17:05,245
- Creepy, right?
- Disgusting!
379
00:17:05,246 --> 00:17:06,980
- The worst!
- Yeah, all right.
380
00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:08,549
But, hey, at least we got that
all figured out.
381
00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:10,383
We know that we are just good friends.
382
00:17:11,853 --> 00:17:13,020
Right.
383
00:17:13,021 --> 00:17:15,756
Mm. So, what's next?
384
00:17:15,757 --> 00:17:17,825
We head to the forest.
385
00:17:17,826 --> 00:17:20,027
I hear there are Giants
in the Southern Reach.
386
00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:21,328
Perhaps we can convince them
387
00:17:21,329 --> 00:17:22,863
to join us in attacking Hortensia.
388
00:17:22,864 --> 00:17:24,631
So, we're right back where we started.
389
00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:27,701
Yep! Nothing has changed.
390
00:17:27,702 --> 00:17:29,102
Nothing.
391
00:17:31,573 --> 00:17:33,272
Nothing at all.
392
00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:39,847
Your turn.
393
00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:42,815
Am I...King Arthur?
394
00:17:44,185 --> 00:17:46,286
Yeah.
395
00:17:46,287 --> 00:17:49,790
So, this is what you two
half-wits do when I'm gone?
396
00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:51,658
Just get sloshed?
397
00:17:51,659 --> 00:17:54,161
Steady on, queenie.
398
00:17:54,162 --> 00:17:57,096
I'm completely sober,
and he's only had one.
399
00:18:00,658 --> 00:18:02,090
What happened to you?
400
00:18:04,205 --> 00:18:05,973
Nothing.
401
00:18:05,974 --> 00:18:07,641
It was a great party... Danced all night.
402
00:18:07,642 --> 00:18:10,711
You'd understand if you'd
ever been anywhere nice.
403
00:18:10,712 --> 00:18:12,512
404
00:18:21,723 --> 00:18:23,122
What's happening to me?
405
00:18:25,427 --> 00:18:28,462
What am I feeling?
406
00:18:28,463 --> 00:18:31,432
Is it a feeling?
407
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:36,169
Could I be feeling somehow?
408
00:18:37,472 --> 00:18:43,644
All this time, I've never truly had one
409
00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:48,849
Why would I be starting now?
410
00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:52,553
If it's a feeling
411
00:18:52,554 --> 00:18:55,556
Truly a feeling
412
00:18:55,557 --> 00:19:01,595
Why is it hurting me so?
413
00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:07,901
Could it be my first one is a bad one?
414
00:19:07,902 --> 00:19:11,405
How am I supposed to know?
415
00:19:11,406 --> 00:19:19,346
Is it meant to make your insides ache?
416
00:19:19,347 --> 00:19:23,850
Meant to make your chest go tight?
417
00:19:25,553 --> 00:19:28,856
Meant to make you sweat and shake?
418
00:19:30,225 --> 00:19:36,028
How could anything like that be right?
419
00:19:37,265 --> 00:19:40,467
If I am feeling
420
00:19:40,468 --> 00:19:43,537
Some stupid feeling
421
00:19:43,538 --> 00:19:48,074
Why can't it just go away?
422
00:19:49,477 --> 00:19:54,548
Why did all these feelings
have to start?
423
00:19:54,549 --> 00:19:55,682
Galavant?
424
00:19:55,683 --> 00:20:00,587
Tearing at my armor-plated heart
425
00:20:00,588 --> 00:20:01,922
Isabella?
426
00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:08,762
What if, God forbid,
they're here to stay?
427
00:20:08,763 --> 00:20:11,798
How can I unfeel
428
00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:21,141
The way I feel toda-a-a-a-a-y?
429
00:20:21,142 --> 00:20:22,709
What's this?
430
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:24,310
A present.
431
00:20:25,547 --> 00:20:28,147
I got you the same exact
earrings those queens had.
432
00:20:31,686 --> 00:20:33,554
Oh, I forgot to take the ears off.
433
00:20:33,555 --> 00:20:35,022
No.
434
00:20:35,023 --> 00:20:36,789
I like them this way.
435
00:20:41,863 --> 00:20:43,429
Thank you.
436
00:20:52,473 --> 00:20:55,976
What is this feeling?
437
00:20:55,977 --> 00:20:59,712
Is it a feeling?
438
00:20:59,762 --> 00:21:04,312
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