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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,376 --> 00:00:09,144 Jester: hey, welcome back, my friends 2 00:00:09,178 --> 00:00:10,712 Here's where our season ends 3 00:00:10,746 --> 00:00:14,182 It's getting heavy now on "Galavant" 4 00:00:14,216 --> 00:00:15,683 - Man: Enough! - [Music stops] 5 00:00:15,718 --> 00:00:18,620 Tensions are high, and maybe take five? 6 00:00:18,654 --> 00:00:20,655 Sorry. I was just catching people up. 7 00:00:20,689 --> 00:00:21,856 All right, gang. 8 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:24,659 I realize now that I've been going about 9 00:00:24,693 --> 00:00:27,295 getting us out of here the wrong way. 10 00:00:27,329 --> 00:00:30,131 I was thinking of big, strong hero moves, 11 00:00:30,166 --> 00:00:31,599 but, um... 12 00:00:31,634 --> 00:00:33,134 Well, I think that was just ego stuff. 13 00:00:33,168 --> 00:00:34,302 [Clears throat] 14 00:00:34,336 --> 00:00:36,037 So I've come up with a plan 15 00:00:36,105 --> 00:00:38,806 that involves gaining King Richard's confidence 16 00:00:38,841 --> 00:00:39,974 using my wits. 17 00:00:40,009 --> 00:00:42,644 We believe in you, Galavant. We trust you. 18 00:00:42,678 --> 00:00:44,345 - Right, everyone? - Mm... 19 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:46,381 No, he's got this. 20 00:00:46,415 --> 00:00:48,883 Galavant's the complete package, 21 00:00:48,917 --> 00:00:52,920 and I for one am finally just throwing my arms in the air 22 00:00:52,955 --> 00:00:54,222 and giving in to it. 23 00:00:56,959 --> 00:00:58,426 [Gasps] Are they gonna kiss? 24 00:00:58,460 --> 00:00:59,427 Yeah, they are. 25 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:02,864 Thank you so much. 26 00:01:06,668 --> 00:01:07,602 - Hi. - [Sighs] 27 00:01:07,636 --> 00:01:08,970 So, if you keep ignoring 28 00:01:09,004 --> 00:01:11,939 the Russian bathhouse-like steam surrounding you and Isabella, 29 00:01:11,974 --> 00:01:14,575 you could find yourself in the permanent friend zone. 30 00:01:14,610 --> 00:01:17,545 So are you gonna, as they say... 31 00:01:17,579 --> 00:01:20,248 "Kiss de girl," huh? 32 00:01:20,282 --> 00:01:22,283 [Sighs] 33 00:01:22,317 --> 00:01:24,752 [Groans] I don't know what's wrong with me, Sid. 34 00:01:24,786 --> 00:01:27,021 This thing with her is just so big. 35 00:01:27,055 --> 00:01:31,726 I feel like a kiss with Isabella could just go on forever. 36 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,261 What has happened to you? 37 00:01:33,295 --> 00:01:34,262 [Metal clangs] 38 00:01:36,231 --> 00:01:39,066 Gareth: 2:00. Time for lunch. 39 00:01:39,101 --> 00:01:41,469 Enjoy yourselves. 40 00:01:41,503 --> 00:01:43,904 You can have the fat one. 41 00:01:43,939 --> 00:01:46,474 Wait a minute. 42 00:01:46,508 --> 00:01:48,376 Gareth... 43 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:49,377 What? 44 00:01:49,411 --> 00:01:50,478 I demand an audience with the king. 45 00:01:50,512 --> 00:01:51,645 Oh, do you? 46 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,147 And what makes you think he'll grant you that? 47 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:56,951 'Cause I've got some very mean gossip about Madalena. 48 00:01:56,985 --> 00:01:59,620 And you think the king's gonna drop everything 49 00:01:59,654 --> 00:02:02,256 just to hear some scuttlebutt about some girl? 50 00:02:03,658 --> 00:02:06,327 She's got feet like a 90-year-old troll. 51 00:02:06,361 --> 00:02:07,728 [Laughs] It's delicious! 52 00:02:07,763 --> 00:02:08,829 No, it's disgusting. 53 00:02:08,864 --> 00:02:10,898 She's got bunions, gnarled knuckles, warts. 54 00:02:10,932 --> 00:02:12,299 - No. - Oh, yeah. 55 00:02:12,334 --> 00:02:14,902 That's why she wears her socks in bed. [Laughs] 56 00:02:16,104 --> 00:02:18,105 I haven't laughed so hard in minutes. 57 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:21,208 Anyway, the point is, we've both been scorned by the same woman. 58 00:02:21,243 --> 00:02:22,977 I just thought you'd like to know that. 59 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,514 Good night... 60 00:02:27,549 --> 00:02:29,016 Unless you want to get a drink. 61 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:31,585 That's an interesting proposition. 62 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:33,220 Little guy time between frenemies 63 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:35,589 burnt by the same flame, bros before hos, all that. 64 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:37,324 No, I don't think so. 65 00:02:37,359 --> 00:02:38,659 The king needs to get his sleep. 66 00:02:38,693 --> 00:02:40,627 Gareth, why do you always have to poop on the party? 67 00:02:40,662 --> 00:02:42,696 Maybe because you've got to fight me to the death 68 00:02:42,731 --> 00:02:43,731 in the morning, 69 00:02:43,765 --> 00:02:45,365 or maybe that your brother has decided 70 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,001 that I'm gonna be his champion, and for the first time ever, 71 00:02:48,036 --> 00:02:50,170 you've decided to fight one of your own battles, 72 00:02:50,205 --> 00:02:51,805 and your whole kingdom's at stake. 73 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:52,940 Does that ring any bells? 74 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,076 Aw, you worried about me, Gar-bear? 75 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:57,377 Don't call me that. 76 00:02:57,412 --> 00:02:58,645 Well, I'm so sorry if I upset you 77 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,180 the night before you'll probably kill me! 78 00:03:00,215 --> 00:03:03,016 This sucks. 79 00:03:03,051 --> 00:03:05,919 Gareth, do you remember the lullaby 80 00:03:05,954 --> 00:03:07,921 Pearl used to sing to us when we were boys? 81 00:03:07,956 --> 00:03:09,089 Pearl was our nanny. 82 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:10,857 Old woman, sweet face, big, gigantic boobs. 83 00:03:10,892 --> 00:03:12,426 Come on, man, you must remember. 84 00:03:13,962 --> 00:03:16,496 Lay by my side and we'll sail away 85 00:03:16,531 --> 00:03:19,700 Off to the shores of another day 86 00:03:19,734 --> 00:03:22,102 Good night. 87 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:23,403 Well, fine! 88 00:03:23,438 --> 00:03:25,172 I didn't want to sing the stupid song with you anyway! 89 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,541 [Door closes] 90 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,875 Let's have that drink. 91 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,879 Shall we? 92 00:03:32,914 --> 00:03:35,449 Synced and corrected by Berkersever www.addic7ed.com 93 00:03:38,892 --> 00:03:40,092 You must have felt badly. 94 00:03:40,127 --> 00:03:41,761 Madalena absolutely destroyed me. 95 00:03:41,828 --> 00:03:42,762 Drink up, drink up. 96 00:03:42,796 --> 00:03:44,296 I couldn't get out of bed. 97 00:03:44,331 --> 00:03:46,365 I didn't play my lute for weeks. 98 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,267 What, you think you've got it bad? 99 00:03:48,301 --> 00:03:49,935 Madalena and I never even... 100 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:51,036 Well, let's just say 101 00:03:51,071 --> 00:03:53,172 she never let me walk through her garden. 102 00:03:53,206 --> 00:03:54,907 I don't follow. 103 00:03:54,941 --> 00:03:57,576 I never pollinated her flower. 104 00:03:57,611 --> 00:03:58,978 What? 105 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,214 Are we talking about the same Madalena? 106 00:04:02,249 --> 00:04:03,616 Yes! 107 00:04:03,650 --> 00:04:05,317 But you were married. 108 00:04:05,352 --> 00:04:07,119 You didn't insist? 109 00:04:08,321 --> 00:04:09,288 I'm not an animal. 110 00:04:09,322 --> 00:04:11,123 I mean, sure, I'll kidnap a woman 111 00:04:11,157 --> 00:04:12,491 and force her to marry me, 112 00:04:12,526 --> 00:04:14,894 but after that, I'm all about a woman's rights. 113 00:04:14,928 --> 00:04:16,662 I'm a modern, 13th-century man. 114 00:04:16,696 --> 00:04:18,297 Good for you. Cheers to that. 115 00:04:18,331 --> 00:04:19,398 Thank you very much. 116 00:04:19,432 --> 00:04:20,766 You know, the truth be told, 117 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,635 I've always sort of felt that that business 118 00:04:22,669 --> 00:04:24,236 should never happen until two people 119 00:04:24,270 --> 00:04:25,771 really love each other, you know? 120 00:04:25,805 --> 00:04:28,474 Oh, yeah, yeah. 121 00:04:28,508 --> 00:04:31,844 I never loved anyone until I loved Madalena, 122 00:04:31,878 --> 00:04:35,714 and so that's why I'm... 123 00:04:35,749 --> 00:04:40,486 I've never actually walked in anyone's garden. 124 00:04:43,056 --> 00:04:43,989 But you're the king. 125 00:04:44,023 --> 00:04:45,057 That's right. 126 00:04:45,091 --> 00:04:47,159 I am the king, so watch your mouth, boy. 127 00:04:48,628 --> 00:04:50,129 [Sighs] I'm sorry I barked at you. 128 00:04:50,163 --> 00:04:51,830 See? This is why I don't have guy friends. 129 00:04:51,865 --> 00:04:53,398 Hey, it's all right, it's all right. 130 00:04:53,433 --> 00:04:55,400 - You're under a lot of pressure. - I know. 131 00:04:55,435 --> 00:04:56,768 Brother's trying to steal your kingdom. 132 00:04:56,803 --> 00:04:57,903 He's trying to steal your lady, 133 00:04:57,937 --> 00:04:59,638 put you against your best friend. 134 00:04:59,672 --> 00:05:01,106 Times are tough. Drink up. 135 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:03,408 - Here, let's... let's play a game. - Hmm? 136 00:05:03,443 --> 00:05:06,211 - Let's just say there's this standing king. - Mm-hmm. 137 00:05:06,246 --> 00:05:07,913 And his evil, treacherous brother 138 00:05:07,947 --> 00:05:09,181 comes into town, 139 00:05:09,215 --> 00:05:10,816 - and we wanted to sort of "take care" of him. - Mm-hmm. 140 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:12,584 - I don't know, like, say, tonight. - Mm-hmm. 141 00:05:12,619 --> 00:05:13,952 Do you think anyone would care? 142 00:05:15,021 --> 00:05:16,255 I don't follow. 143 00:05:16,289 --> 00:05:17,456 Kill your brother. 144 00:05:18,992 --> 00:05:19,958 What?! 145 00:05:19,993 --> 00:05:21,793 Have you gone absolutely mad? 146 00:05:21,828 --> 00:05:22,961 What do you expect me to do, 147 00:05:22,996 --> 00:05:24,997 just sneak into Kingsley's bedchamber 148 00:05:25,031 --> 00:05:27,032 and slice his throat while he sleeps? 149 00:05:27,066 --> 00:05:28,133 What, in this outfit?! 150 00:05:28,167 --> 00:05:29,134 Yes. 151 00:05:30,303 --> 00:05:33,305 [Gasps] 152 00:05:33,373 --> 00:05:36,508 Everyone, I'm going to kill my brother! 153 00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:38,076 Drinks are on me! 154 00:05:38,111 --> 00:05:39,411 [All cheer] 155 00:05:39,445 --> 00:05:41,646 Right. Fill her up. 156 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:45,083 There we go. 157 00:05:45,651 --> 00:05:48,653 Oh... oh... 158 00:05:48,688 --> 00:05:50,522 We're off on a secret mission 159 00:05:50,556 --> 00:05:52,290 We've got us a secret plan 160 00:05:52,325 --> 00:05:54,559 We're going to go and slay your bro 161 00:05:54,594 --> 00:05:55,894 As quietly as we can 162 00:05:55,928 --> 00:05:58,230 We'll sneak up and then surprise him 163 00:05:58,264 --> 00:05:59,965 Before he has time to think 164 00:05:59,999 --> 00:06:01,600 We're off and away 165 00:06:01,634 --> 00:06:02,901 But first, another drink 166 00:06:02,935 --> 00:06:04,536 Da-Da, Da-Da, Da, Da 167 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:06,271 We're off on a secret mission 168 00:06:06,305 --> 00:06:08,240 A totally secret scheme 169 00:06:08,274 --> 00:06:10,342 We'll slyly do in your next of kin 170 00:06:10,376 --> 00:06:12,344 And quietly make him scream 171 00:06:12,378 --> 00:06:13,845 We've got to be swift and stealthy 172 00:06:13,879 --> 00:06:15,714 So none will raise a stink 173 00:06:15,748 --> 00:06:18,850 We're off on our way, but first, another drink 174 00:06:18,884 --> 00:06:20,118 Da-Da, Da-Da, Da, Da 175 00:06:20,152 --> 00:06:24,089 A secret, secret, hush, hush, hush 176 00:06:24,123 --> 00:06:25,991 Secret, secret 177 00:06:26,025 --> 00:06:29,494 [Insects chirping] 178 00:06:30,429 --> 00:06:32,998 Oh, we're off on a secret mission 179 00:06:33,032 --> 00:06:35,033 It's some kind of secret plot 180 00:06:35,067 --> 00:06:36,201 We're gonna go yeah 181 00:06:36,235 --> 00:06:37,302 And then... exactly 182 00:06:37,336 --> 00:06:39,037 Who are we? I forgot 183 00:06:39,071 --> 00:06:40,472 Ooh, ooh, we're gonna go kill the... 184 00:06:40,506 --> 00:06:41,806 Someone my brother! 185 00:06:41,841 --> 00:06:42,907 The rat the fink! 186 00:06:42,942 --> 00:06:44,008 Shh! Lower your voice! 187 00:06:44,043 --> 00:06:45,977 Hey, w-what are all these dudes doing 188 00:06:46,011 --> 00:06:47,746 in front of Madalena's room for? 189 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:49,147 Yeah, what is it? A party? 190 00:06:49,181 --> 00:06:51,382 T-the queen's interviewing new consorts. 191 00:06:52,485 --> 00:06:53,852 Madalena: Next! 192 00:06:53,886 --> 00:06:55,553 Oh, God. She's the worst. 193 00:06:55,588 --> 00:06:56,755 Hey, you know what? 194 00:06:56,789 --> 00:06:59,524 The queen is really proud of her feet. 195 00:06:59,558 --> 00:07:00,725 Mm. Yeah, yeah. 196 00:07:00,759 --> 00:07:03,027 Ask her to take her socks off. 197 00:07:03,062 --> 00:07:04,562 Ask to kiss her feet. 198 00:07:04,597 --> 00:07:06,831 [Laughs] That's an order from your king. 199 00:07:06,866 --> 00:07:09,000 Oh... 200 00:07:09,034 --> 00:07:11,002 Secret, secret 201 00:07:11,036 --> 00:07:13,238 30th verse, same as the first 202 00:07:13,272 --> 00:07:15,907 Whoa. There's some serious acoustics down here. 203 00:07:15,941 --> 00:07:17,175 Hey, everybody! 204 00:07:17,209 --> 00:07:20,678 Whoa. It looks like someone couldn't do anything 205 00:07:20,713 --> 00:07:21,813 if I went like this! 206 00:07:21,847 --> 00:07:22,847 [Laughs] 207 00:07:22,881 --> 00:07:24,382 Stop it! I'm ticklish! 208 00:07:24,416 --> 00:07:25,984 [Sighs] 209 00:07:26,018 --> 00:07:27,218 Hi, pretty Izzy. 210 00:07:27,253 --> 00:07:28,686 Oh, you're so pretty. 211 00:07:28,721 --> 00:07:31,089 But not just face, your brain. 212 00:07:31,123 --> 00:07:34,525 It's like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face. 213 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,693 Are you drunk? 214 00:07:35,728 --> 00:07:38,062 Mommy. 215 00:07:38,097 --> 00:07:41,933 Hey, I'm so excited about Isabella getting older. 216 00:07:41,967 --> 00:07:44,002 Way to keep it high and tight. 217 00:07:44,036 --> 00:07:46,104 Oh, look, it's the little stickman in the red. 218 00:07:46,138 --> 00:07:48,606 - Hello. - He remembered you! 219 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,608 [Sighs] I should have just kissed you. 220 00:07:50,642 --> 00:07:52,410 I should have kissed you ages ago. 221 00:07:52,444 --> 00:07:54,579 Yeah, well, um, maybe we should talk about this tomorrow. 222 00:07:54,613 --> 00:07:55,713 Okay, bye-bye. 223 00:07:55,748 --> 00:07:58,583 Yes, and we will, and we're gonna kiss, 224 00:07:58,617 --> 00:08:00,918 and it's gonna be one of those forever sort of kisses. 225 00:08:00,953 --> 00:08:02,754 Tell her, Sid. Didn't I say that earlier? 226 00:08:02,788 --> 00:08:04,522 When I sat down over there, I said it, didn't I? 227 00:08:04,556 --> 00:08:05,590 Burned into my brain, sir. 228 00:08:05,624 --> 00:08:06,924 You see? 229 00:08:07,993 --> 00:08:08,960 Boop! 230 00:08:08,994 --> 00:08:11,295 Okay, I've got to go kill a king. 231 00:08:11,330 --> 00:08:13,197 I beg of you, sire, stop it! 232 00:08:13,232 --> 00:08:14,665 Bye, everybody! 233 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:16,501 Thank you, thank you! 234 00:08:16,535 --> 00:08:18,536 It was fun! You try it! 235 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:20,204 Oh... 236 00:08:20,239 --> 00:08:22,039 We're off on a secret mission 237 00:08:22,074 --> 00:08:24,141 To finally kill my sib 238 00:08:24,176 --> 00:08:25,743 And now that we're in his bedroom 239 00:08:25,777 --> 00:08:26,944 Hey, before we do this thing, 240 00:08:26,979 --> 00:08:29,547 I just want to say thanks for tonight. 241 00:08:29,581 --> 00:08:31,749 I really needed to get out. 242 00:08:31,783 --> 00:08:33,284 Just focus! 243 00:08:33,318 --> 00:08:34,986 You want to kill him in the head, 244 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:36,821 or do you want to kill him in the neck? 245 00:08:36,855 --> 00:08:38,889 Right. Here we go. 246 00:08:38,924 --> 00:08:40,992 Hey! Oh, and promise me you're not gonna say anything 247 00:08:41,026 --> 00:08:42,460 to anyone about that thing I said. 248 00:08:42,494 --> 00:08:44,762 What thing? About me being a virgin. 249 00:08:44,796 --> 00:08:46,197 Kingsley: I think we've heard enough. 250 00:08:46,231 --> 00:08:48,065 - Oh, no. - [Laughing] Oh! 251 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:53,904 My dear, little, dinky brother, untouched by war and women. 252 00:08:53,939 --> 00:08:55,139 [Laughter] 253 00:08:55,173 --> 00:08:57,174 I mean, what I meant was virgin slayer. 254 00:08:57,209 --> 00:08:59,710 [Laughter] 255 00:08:59,745 --> 00:09:00,878 You're [Bleep] 256 00:09:05,841 --> 00:09:07,642 throw lover boy in a dungeon. 257 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,644 [Laughter] So mean. 258 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,946 Oh, and you won't be needing this. 259 00:09:12,014 --> 00:09:13,348 [Gasps] My crown! 260 00:09:13,382 --> 00:09:15,317 He stole my crown. 261 00:09:15,351 --> 00:09:18,319 Keep your chin up. Don't let them see you cry. 262 00:09:18,354 --> 00:09:20,055 Never let them see you cry. 263 00:09:20,089 --> 00:09:23,258 Gareth, I assume you like women. 264 00:09:23,292 --> 00:09:26,828 If you fight for me, I will give you land, a title, 265 00:09:26,862 --> 00:09:29,264 and as many women as you desire. 266 00:09:29,298 --> 00:09:31,032 What's your type? 267 00:09:31,066 --> 00:09:33,101 Either really fat or really skinny, 268 00:09:33,135 --> 00:09:34,269 nothing in between. 269 00:09:34,303 --> 00:09:35,637 I'll give you fat and skinny. 270 00:09:36,639 --> 00:09:38,439 I'll get back to you. 271 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:46,080 Awesome. 272 00:09:46,115 --> 00:09:47,749 [Door opens] 273 00:09:47,783 --> 00:09:49,183 Richard: It was so rude! 274 00:09:49,218 --> 00:09:51,285 Who does that to my favorite crown? 275 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,354 Did you know that? I got it for my birthday! 276 00:09:54,356 --> 00:09:56,424 - Galavant... - Izzy, you're so pretty. 277 00:10:00,696 --> 00:10:03,698 Oh, well, at least he stopped talking. 278 00:10:03,732 --> 00:10:04,799 Yeah, it's great. Yeah. About time. 279 00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:07,068 I failed in my mission, Gareth, 280 00:10:07,102 --> 00:10:08,136 and now it's our last night 281 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:09,670 before we have to duel to the death. 282 00:10:12,074 --> 00:10:14,742 Come on, let's sing Pearl's song together, 283 00:10:14,776 --> 00:10:16,110 for old times' sake. 284 00:10:16,144 --> 00:10:18,112 Shut up. 285 00:10:18,146 --> 00:10:20,281 I've told you your whole life to grow a pair, 286 00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:23,017 and you just won't listen, and now you're gonna die for it. 287 00:10:23,051 --> 00:10:25,219 Even though I'm the one who's gonna kill you, 288 00:10:25,254 --> 00:10:26,454 it's not my fault! 289 00:10:26,488 --> 00:10:28,656 It's not my fault! 290 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,124 I warned you! 291 00:10:36,832 --> 00:10:38,032 [Door slams] 292 00:10:38,066 --> 00:10:39,633 [Lock clicks] 293 00:10:42,671 --> 00:10:45,940 I know you did, my friend. 294 00:10:50,212 --> 00:10:55,850 Lay by my side and we'll sail away 295 00:10:55,884 --> 00:11:00,287 Off to the shores of another day 296 00:11:00,322 --> 00:11:04,625 All set to go once I hear you say 297 00:11:04,659 --> 00:11:09,663 "Good night, my friend, until the morning" 298 00:11:09,698 --> 00:11:14,201 Up we will float as we close our eyes 299 00:11:14,235 --> 00:11:18,639 Stars all around us, like fireflies 300 00:11:18,673 --> 00:11:23,310 Just me and you, drifting through the skies 301 00:11:23,344 --> 00:11:26,780 Good night, my friend 302 00:11:26,815 --> 00:11:29,516 Not a thought 303 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:31,785 Ah-ah 304 00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:34,154 Not a care 305 00:11:34,189 --> 00:11:36,290 Ah-ah 306 00:11:36,324 --> 00:11:41,028 Resting safe and sound 307 00:11:41,062 --> 00:11:49,336 With each other there 308 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:54,041 And so we'll rock on our nighttime ride 309 00:11:54,075 --> 00:11:58,578 Cozy and warm on the rolling tide 310 00:11:58,613 --> 00:12:03,183 Till we arrive on the morning side 311 00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:08,655 At journey's end 312 00:12:09,824 --> 00:12:11,892 Good night 313 00:12:11,926 --> 00:12:14,194 Sleep tight 314 00:12:14,228 --> 00:12:21,168 We're gonna be all right 315 00:12:21,202 --> 00:12:35,982 Good night, my friend 316 00:12:36,017 --> 00:12:37,517 Good morning, sunshine. 317 00:12:39,954 --> 00:12:42,856 Ow. 318 00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:43,857 Hi. 319 00:12:43,891 --> 00:12:45,158 How are you? 320 00:12:45,192 --> 00:12:47,560 Oh, God. Ow. 321 00:12:47,595 --> 00:12:49,863 Rough night? 322 00:12:49,897 --> 00:12:51,765 I don't remember what happened. 323 00:12:51,799 --> 00:12:53,299 You said her pretty brain exploded 324 00:12:53,334 --> 00:12:54,601 and went all over her face. 325 00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:55,802 And you tried to kiss her. 326 00:12:55,836 --> 00:12:57,203 You were a bit of a mess, sir. 327 00:12:57,238 --> 00:12:58,405 A big, hot mess. 328 00:12:58,439 --> 00:12:59,506 [Sighs] 329 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:00,674 Well, that's the least of our problems. 330 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,509 I think I might have ruined our only chance, 331 00:13:02,543 --> 00:13:03,977 and now I don't know what to do. 332 00:13:04,011 --> 00:13:07,046 Good thing I do. Wake up, sire. 333 00:13:07,081 --> 00:13:08,114 We've come to get you out of here. 334 00:13:09,283 --> 00:13:10,784 Oh, God. 335 00:13:10,818 --> 00:13:14,554 Well, I knew you cared. 336 00:13:14,588 --> 00:13:15,688 Take him outside. 337 00:13:15,723 --> 00:13:17,056 This place is horrible. 338 00:13:17,091 --> 00:13:18,925 All right, everyone, take only the bare essentials. 339 00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:20,693 We can always pick up odds and ends on the road. 340 00:13:20,728 --> 00:13:22,729 None of you are coming, except you. 341 00:13:22,763 --> 00:13:24,397 What? You're coming with me. 342 00:13:24,431 --> 00:13:27,200 I'm not going anywhere, not without everyone in here. 343 00:13:27,234 --> 00:13:29,002 You don't have a choice, son. 344 00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:39,045 Listen, I remember what I said last night, 345 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,913 and I meant every word. 346 00:13:40,948 --> 00:13:42,915 I think you're the most wonderful... 347 00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:45,818 [angelic singing] 348 00:13:48,889 --> 00:13:51,290 I think I'm falling in love. 349 00:13:51,325 --> 00:13:52,859 [Gasps] 350 00:13:52,893 --> 00:13:55,628 Nice kiss. I hope he remembers it. 351 00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:57,030 Come on, you. 352 00:13:57,064 --> 00:13:58,832 Galavant, no! 353 00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:00,767 Please, Gareth! 354 00:14:00,801 --> 00:14:02,635 Princess, as long as Galavant's alive, 355 00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:04,404 we stand a chance of being rescued. 356 00:14:05,906 --> 00:14:06,973 [Door slams] 357 00:14:13,138 --> 00:14:14,772 What's this? 358 00:14:14,807 --> 00:14:15,841 Where am I? 359 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,476 These pirates will take you and the king 360 00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:19,111 back to his kingdom, where he'll be safe. 361 00:14:19,145 --> 00:14:20,145 What? No. 362 00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:21,613 I'm not leaving her. 363 00:14:21,647 --> 00:14:22,881 I'm going back. 364 00:14:22,915 --> 00:14:24,783 I've left word with my men. 365 00:14:24,817 --> 00:14:26,952 You step one foot in that castle 366 00:14:26,986 --> 00:14:29,254 and everyone you love gets the ax. 367 00:14:29,288 --> 00:14:30,822 No more games, Galavant. 368 00:14:30,857 --> 00:14:33,391 Listen, Gareth, I'm moved, but I've made my bed, 369 00:14:33,426 --> 00:14:35,327 and for once, I should lie in it. 370 00:14:35,361 --> 00:14:37,429 - You get in that boat. - No, Gareth. 371 00:14:37,463 --> 00:14:38,897 I know you're doing this because you love me. 372 00:14:38,931 --> 00:14:40,732 I don't love you. I don't even like you. 373 00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:43,168 No one here likes you, so go. 374 00:14:43,202 --> 00:14:45,070 Well, now you're just being mean to me so I'll go. 375 00:14:45,104 --> 00:14:46,571 You're self-centered, self-absorbed, 376 00:14:46,606 --> 00:14:47,839 and you wear too much velvet. 377 00:14:47,873 --> 00:14:49,274 Now you're just going into a lot of specific details, 378 00:14:49,308 --> 00:14:50,475 so I'll believe you. 379 00:14:50,509 --> 00:14:52,077 You have a skinny left calf and a crooked... 380 00:14:52,111 --> 00:14:54,646 Okay, okay, fine. I'll go. 381 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,482 But you're not fooling anyone. 382 00:14:59,218 --> 00:15:00,418 Go on. And you. 383 00:15:00,453 --> 00:15:03,021 Not one hair. 384 00:15:05,057 --> 00:15:06,157 I give you my word. 385 00:15:06,192 --> 00:15:08,293 And know this... I will return for them. 386 00:15:08,327 --> 00:15:09,427 Justice will be done. 387 00:15:09,462 --> 00:15:10,762 I'm excited for you, 388 00:15:10,796 --> 00:15:13,598 but let me give you a couple of instructions. 389 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,800 He can't sleep at night 390 00:15:15,835 --> 00:15:17,669 if he ain't got a second pillow to hug. 391 00:15:17,703 --> 00:15:19,404 Dairy makes him gassy. 392 00:15:19,438 --> 00:15:22,173 And if he gets cross, give him some salty snacks. 393 00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,875 It's good for his electrolytes. 394 00:15:23,909 --> 00:15:26,744 But if one hair on his head gets harmed, 395 00:15:26,779 --> 00:15:29,414 I will hunt you down, I will gut you, 396 00:15:29,481 --> 00:15:31,950 and I will use your skin as a lap blanket. 397 00:15:31,984 --> 00:15:33,117 Do you understand? 398 00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:36,454 We have a deal. 399 00:15:44,196 --> 00:15:45,897 Man: All right, shove off, me hearties. 400 00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:47,999 Pirates: Arrr! 401 00:16:00,512 --> 00:16:12,757 Good night, my friend 402 00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:14,358 [Bell ringing] 403 00:16:14,393 --> 00:16:16,360 What in God's name is going on here?! 404 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:18,863 Galavant and King Richard have gone. 405 00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:20,231 We don't know where they are. 406 00:16:20,265 --> 00:16:23,267 Find them or I'll eat your firstborn for breakfast. 407 00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:27,438 He's behind this. I know it. 408 00:16:27,472 --> 00:16:28,506 Where have you been? 409 00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:30,174 I'm sorry, milady, I must have slept in. 410 00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:31,342 Oh, really? 411 00:16:31,376 --> 00:16:33,077 Well, why don't you help yourself wake up 412 00:16:33,145 --> 00:16:36,180 by going down to the dungeon and killing everyone who's left? 413 00:16:36,248 --> 00:16:39,650 Okay. It will be my pleasure. 414 00:16:51,229 --> 00:16:54,031 Okay, here's the plan. 415 00:16:54,065 --> 00:16:56,867 One of you is gonna knock me out and take my keys. 416 00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:58,803 What? You're not going to kill us? 417 00:16:58,837 --> 00:17:00,037 I keep my promises, 418 00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:02,373 and I promised your little lover boy 419 00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:03,474 that I'd take care of you. 420 00:17:03,508 --> 00:17:05,209 So who's first? 421 00:17:05,243 --> 00:17:06,744 Come on. 422 00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:14,151 Next. 423 00:17:14,185 --> 00:17:15,152 [Grunts] 424 00:17:15,186 --> 00:17:16,320 Die! 425 00:17:16,354 --> 00:17:17,288 Next. 426 00:17:20,325 --> 00:17:22,559 [Grunting] 427 00:17:26,264 --> 00:17:28,365 [Breathing heavily] 428 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,134 [Sighs] 429 00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:34,338 Just take the keys and go. 430 00:17:34,372 --> 00:17:36,173 Not you. You're coming with me. 431 00:17:36,207 --> 00:17:37,307 Sid: Why? 432 00:17:37,342 --> 00:17:40,244 I think I'll keep you for insurance. 433 00:17:40,278 --> 00:17:42,679 Just go! I'll be fine. Just get everyone to safety. 434 00:17:42,714 --> 00:17:43,747 I'll come back for you. 435 00:17:43,781 --> 00:17:46,550 [Voice breaking] Please do! So scared! 436 00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:56,260 Gareth, did you kill everyone who needed to be killed? 437 00:17:56,294 --> 00:17:57,861 No, milady. 438 00:17:57,895 --> 00:18:00,864 What kind of kingdom are you running here? 439 00:18:00,898 --> 00:18:03,266 A henchman that doesn't kill, 440 00:18:03,301 --> 00:18:06,003 a queen who does nothing about it. 441 00:18:06,037 --> 00:18:09,139 This place has gone soft... 442 00:18:14,212 --> 00:18:18,181 Turns out he wasn't my type. 443 00:18:28,593 --> 00:18:30,460 You just got a promotion. 444 00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:33,697 Sit. 445 00:18:45,609 --> 00:18:48,645 You're gonna have to either lose or gain a lot of weight. 446 00:18:58,088 --> 00:18:59,556 [Seagulls crying] 447 00:19:01,759 --> 00:19:03,927 We had nowhere else to go. 448 00:19:03,961 --> 00:19:06,262 You really hurt my feelings, Izzy. 449 00:19:06,297 --> 00:19:09,732 I don't think I want to be your future husband anymore. 450 00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:11,100 I'm sorry. 451 00:19:11,135 --> 00:19:12,769 - But... - Just kidding! 452 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,003 Come on in! 453 00:19:14,038 --> 00:19:17,407 Let's get to know each other, my future wife. 454 00:19:21,612 --> 00:19:23,813 So happy you came. 455 00:19:23,847 --> 00:19:27,517 I built a room just for you, my perfect, pretty princess. 456 00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,352 You see, it's not so bad. 457 00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:45,401 It's for you... 458 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,803 To live in forever. 459 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:51,207 Everyone say bye-bye to Izzy. 460 00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:55,645 Oh, boy. 461 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,217 [Door clanking] 462 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,992 Jester: our season ends right there 463 00:20:10,027 --> 00:20:12,061 With questions everywhere 464 00:20:12,095 --> 00:20:15,898 Like will the princess waste her whole life waiting? 465 00:20:15,932 --> 00:20:18,067 Will Gareth and the Queen 466 00:20:18,101 --> 00:20:20,102 Rule the entire scene? 467 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,506 Will all this singing kill our Nielsen ratings? 468 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:27,476 Sid, the peasants, the entire crew 469 00:20:27,511 --> 00:20:31,046 Will they be back for season two? 470 00:20:31,081 --> 00:20:32,915 Who knows? 471 00:20:32,949 --> 00:20:34,450 But if there are more shows 472 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,218 Then off our hero goes 473 00:20:36,253 --> 00:20:38,053 And so the legend grows 474 00:20:38,088 --> 00:20:44,727 The legend known as Galavant 475 00:20:44,761 --> 00:20:47,429 What, what? 476 00:20:47,464 --> 00:20:49,098 Eh, it's you. 477 00:20:49,132 --> 00:20:49,514 This will be fun. 478 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,320 Make the best of it, right? 479 00:20:52,344 --> 00:20:54,144 It's like a buddy trip. 480 00:20:54,345 --> 00:20:56,345 What are those... fables? [Muttering] 481 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,427 Buddy... buddy books, buddy fables? 482 00:20:59,128 --> 00:21:00,373 This'll be a good time. 483 00:21:00,423 --> 00:21:04,973 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33266

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