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Previously on "Future Man"...

Supreme Overlord Vice is dead.

Long live Supreme Overlord Torque.

You're smasher now.
Smash everything in this pile

before the sun hits the third hole.

I'm not gonna go play house

while Josh is still in danger.

I've got to get to Athena
and get that TTD back,

otherwise we're stuck
in this shit timeline forever.

Where is my TTD, you fucking dick scab.

You need to move up the launch.

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

I need access to
all your security footage.

Athena was operating this whole
time right under your nose.

Would this be helpful?

This is the most fuel I could find

on such short notice.

How much did you get?

Everything I could scrounge.

For the next test,
I'll double the plutonium.

- Triple it.
- But my ovaries.

Damn your ovaries.

We need to attack Stu now.

This is our last chance.

Without J1, this time machine

is the only way we're
getting another Joosh.

I'm a neuroscientist,
not a nuclear physicist.

Oh, well, I would've asked
one of our other scientists,

but they're all dead in a cave.

Just saying,

if they find you,
you might want a backup plan.

Don't worry, I have one.

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- What do you got?
- A break.

Using facial recognition,
I pinpointed a location

where all the Pointed Circle
members intersected

before dropping off my grid.
There's not a lot out there.

Mostly storage units,

and two klicks further
you're in cannibal country.

Ah, you guys have cannibals
in this timeline too.

Desperate people will eat each other.

Yeah.

Yeah, they really will.

Ah, you should talk to Jeff Breakfast,

he runs the storage facilities
out there.

- Okay, copy that.
- Yeah.

Jeffy Breaks.

Got a few more for sale out there.

Gonna go quick.

Keep it tight, Shears.

This is for the official portrait.

Yeah.

Now they have to respect me.

Mm.

Wolf, Wolf, Wolf. Oh, God.

You got to help me, okay?
The... the... they're coming

for the... they're after me.
They're after me.

The Pointed Circle is inside the NAG.

Rogue smasher.

- Here you are.
- Oh, God.

My apologies, Your Eminence.

- Eminence?
- Yeah.

But this one still owes
a debt in the smash pits.

No, no, no, Wolf, I can't go back there.

It's not safe.

Smash pit is a publicly held entity,

requiring a... an open forum

and 2/3 majority
to commute your service.

Or failing that,

a stampede of yellow ants

followed by a carrot-colored wind.

Wolf, you're reading from a bean husk.

An airtight bean husk.

My hands are tied here.

I can't amend this thing
until the next blood moon,

so, you know.

Okay. Wolf, I can't go back there, okay?

If I go back there, they will kill me.

They already attacked me one time.

I am a sitting duck. It's not safe.

Please, please.

Look,

Your Honorable Pit Boss,

maybe you and I can come
to an understanding.

Uh, oh.

No, don't know her.

All right, so you haven't
seen anyone coming or going?

No, no one ever comes here.

They store their priceless possessions

and then just kind of forgot about them.

- Mm.
- Kind of like me.

You know, I... I don't
have another person that I...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
I get it, you're sad.

So, I'm gonna go check things out.

Um, you want... you need some company?

No.

I know where most everything...

No. Still no.

Wha...

Son of a...

There goes the element of
surprise, you dumb slunt.

That's... that's not
how you use that word.

What're you doing here?

Um, well, you said that you
were gonna leave after this,

and then I thought,
Maybe this could be our chance

to bond, you know, like we
non-verbally talked about.

Oh, right, yeah,
when you tried to kill me?

- Yeah.
- Yeah. That was a nice moment.

Okay, sure. You wanna help?

All right. Why don't you, uh,

- check out this area over here.
- Okay.

- Do I get a cheddar blade?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got your cheddar blade right here.

Yeah, that did it.

Ah.

- Ugh.
- Ah.

You're too late. The trail ends here.

Oh, Eunice, why did you have
to go and do that?

'Cause you were gonna
torture me for my secrets,

and I didn't want you to.

Yeah, well, you got me there.

God damn it. Tell me where my TTD is.

- What?
- Time travel device.

Well, that's a dumb name.

Really, that's what you wanna
waste your last breath on?

Yeah.

Yeah, I remember my first dead body.

I was four. Half a person

just fell from the sky
during a drone-ado.

I know what you're thinking.
Was it the top

or the bottom half? But it was neither.

It was just right down
the middle, vertical slice.

She was the closest thing
I had to a mother.

You'll get used to it.

You know, by the time I was six,

we even built training grounds
out of the dead.

The Obstacle Corpse.

- This is a full-on hideout.
- Yeah.

And there were a ton of
footprints by the exit.

So are you sure you didn't see
anyone coming or going?

No, I've been here all day.
I didn't see anything.

- No, you're bad at your job.
- Okay, I... I just...

This job is all I have.
I don't wanna die.

So now

that the one thing you
were looking for is...

dead,

does that mean that you're leaving?

Okay. You see this finger?

This is my "stop talking" finger,

- so when you see this finger...
- Uh?

You stop talking.

The art of investigation

is in the silent observations.

All right?

There's more than one set
of footprints here.

Hmm, there's a white powder over here.

Sedimentary.

A little limestone.

Very old.

Question is, Why would someone

walk in ancient stone dust?

Ooh, ooh, I know.

Tell me.

Mm.

Ugh. Fine.

You can come with me.

Strays are wild and dangerous
and unpredictable outsiders.

How could you even think of
letting someone like that

- near our Lugnut?
- Okay, okay.

I'm... I'm hearing your concerns,
but this stray is

special.

I know him.

In prison, he was my friend.

He gave me a rock hammer
and I used it to dig a hole,

bit by bit every night,
to make my escape.

How did they not see the hole?

Oh, well, that was the great part.

He also gave me a sexy poster
to hang on the wall

to cover the hole.

They let you have a poster?

That seems implausible.

Well, I helped them out
with their taxes.

But, that's not important.

Look, what is important is

that stray outside.

He was my redemption.

Just give him a chance.

He's good stray.

You won't even know he's here.

Wolf, Wolf, Wolf.

Drones dropping pamphlets from the sky.

We have two days to stop the attack.

We're all gonna die.

Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Is this really necessary?

You brought this on yourself.

I was this close to getting you
a mat on the floor

behind the cum bucket.

You blew it, buddy.

Per usual, I have so many questions,

but I'm only gonna
ask the one that matters.

What are we planning to do

about the Pointed Circle
attacking me last night?

Who you think attacked you last night.

The de-bat got everyone all worked up.

Someone probably just saw you
talking to me.

Old loyalties die hard.
They tried to murder you.

- That's democracy in action.
- Mm.

I was almost on the business
end of an assassin's arrow.

From who? No idea.

- You see me freaking out? No.
- You should be.

How can you even think that
we're safe here right now.

Are you kidding me?

Okay, okay.

- I can see this is important.
- Yes.

And I am committed to being responsive

to all my constituents of this
burgeoning modern city-state.

You're writing with a human bone pen.

Investigate claims of possible...

- Definite.
- Internal terrorist activity.

There you go.

You... you don't even have
all the information.

I have leads.
Red hair, resistance tattoo.

I find your concern disingenuous.

Let's fuck up some art.

Ooh.

Right down the middle.

Come on, fat baby head.

Get a hole in one.

Ah, you being way too easy
on that Raphael.

See? Ancient stone dust.

Okay, these palookas couldn't
plop their way

out of a circle wank.

- Well, the evidence leads here.
- Told you.

Ladies, what brings you to Chez McGurgs?

Okay, I got this.

Get these chuckle fucks out of here.

Thad, Greg, come with me.

We're gonna make a slip 'n slide

out of the Dead Sea Scrolls. Come on.

- All right.
- Famous Tiger.

You know, a lot of people are wondering

what you're doing here,
where you come from,

how you exist.

I'm a time traveler
from an alternate reality.

Okay.

Fly and coy. Listen,

as somebody who's been in the public eye

practically my whole life,

I know what it's like
to be talked about.

Don't. I just wanna know

how long you've been
smashing this stuff.

As soon as Stu moved up the launch.

Can't take this stuff with us,
might as well have some fun.

I don't know if this is
too forward, but, uh,

would you like to take a dump
on the Constitution?

- I got it in the bathroom.
- Hard pass.

So, who's been in and out of here?

Uh, the inner circle.
Centurion deck and above.

I'm Alpha Deck on
the Camillo One, obviously.

Hey, Jimmy, you guys still going?

Brought my hammer.

You're getting
a scorpion up your snatch.

Shoe-Neck.

Seems like old times, huh, Jer Bear?

Why don't you just tell me
where the TTD is

and maybe this time
I'll let you keep your head.

Who's Jeri? I'm Geraldine.

And I don't even know what a TTD is.

It's a time travel device.
Don't say it's a dumb name.

I won't. It's not in my nature.

- Where's Jimmy?
- Jimmy can't help you now.

He's scroll slippin'
with the ding dongs.

I'm gonna hurt you, Jeri.

'Cause I know that
no matter the timeline,

you're a murderer and a liar,

and you got a real slunty face.

That's not how the word is used.

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak Bio-Tech.

Aren't you one too?

Look, all right, it seems like you're...

you're going
through something right now,

and you're using me
to work out your issues.

Don't sympathize with me.

Okay, what, are you a therapist now?

A therapist, yes, that is...
that is my vocation.

Why don't you stop stalling
and tell me where the TTD is?

Stop. Tiger.

Geraldine had nothing to do with this.

I'm getting answers, okay?

And everyone knows that torture
is the most effective way

to get the truth out of people.

Mm.

This has been about
your stupid time machine.

You never cared about Stu
or getting to know me.

No, not particularly.

See, see? Now that's hurtful, Tiger.

You know, first,
I wanted to be more like you.

But now,

I think you might be
the worst version of me.

Hah, no.

You're the worst version of me.

Worse versions ask
better versions for help.

That's the... the rule of versions.

Mm-mm, you were getting
something out of it too.

I was trying to fix you,
but you're a lost cause.

This whole place is a lost cause,

which is why I'm bailing
on this timeline

and I'm gonna find a new one.

We all wanna hit the reset button,

but life doesn't give us
a machine to go back

and fix all of our problems.

Yep, it does.

- And I'm trying to find mine.
- Mm.

No, you... that's my finger.
You can't use my finger at me.

Oh, I'm using it.

How did those get here?

The storage guy brought them
in this morning.

You know, the sad guy with access

to his social anxiety disorder.

Jeff Breakfast said he never
left his post today.

Jeff Breakfast lied.

Looks like someone
just cracked the case.

- Come on, let's go.
- No, thanks.

After today, the last thing I want

is to be more like you.

Relationships are hard.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

I've never met a stray before.

Can I see your gills.

My what now?

Are you gonna steal
my hair to make a nest?

No, that's... that's not...

I'm just from out of town.

I heard you only have two parents.

Yeah.

Yeah, that part's true.

Is that why you have a horn
growing out of your butt?

Um...

So do you know anyone
who looks like that?

Any... anybody at all?

Yeah, there are only five ladies in NAG

with hair like blood.

- I know all of them.
- You do?

I know everybody here.
It's the face of the dad

I pushed from my mind.

Cool. Cool.

Uh, well, the one I'm looking
for, she, uh, cut her leg

just about here,
so all I need you to do is...

is see if any of those
blood-haired ladies

are walking kind of funny or something.

Oh, well, if she's walking,
it's definitely not Trowel.

- She has no legs.
- So we're down to four.

You think you could, uh,
check 'em out for me?

Sneak a peek? Our little secret?

Yeah. Yeah, I could do that.

That's great.

Thank you.

I'll be here.

All right, it's breakfast time.

Mm.

Hi, Sweet Bean, what you doin'?

- Just practicing.
- For what?

I can't tell you.

It's a secret I have with
the horny man out back.

Hatchet.

Mm.

Looks like the shoe
is in the other neck.

I knew it.

Your time machine has a battery.

It's missing.

You're gonna tell me where it is.

No. I'm a warrior.

- I don't do the science stuff.
- Don't sell yourself short.

I think you got a very good skill set.

The subtle art of deception
isn't one of them.

What're you gonna do
with my glow worm blood?

Just fondly remember my pet glow worm?

Blood you keep in a vial
that fits perfectly

- inside your time machine?
- Hey.

Times were tough where I came from.

- There was only one vial size.
- Right.

I'll see you around, Tiger.

What's gonna happen when I put
this in the time machine, hmm?

Oh, nothing.

- You know, if you do it right.
- Nice try.

But we've used the machine before.

There's an initiation
sequence to reactivate the fuel

once it's been removed.
You get that wrong,

the only place you're time
traveling to is hell.

Hmm. You're lying.

Now there's no
outsmarting you, Jer Bear.

Reverse psychology won't work.

You've already told me everything.

Yeah, yeah, you nailed it.

Reverse-reverse psychology
won't work either.

- Isn't that just psychology?
- I don't know.

I'm not a psychologist.

My PhD is in rolling the dice.

Yahtzee.

Mm.

- Oh.
- Ow.

Chimes up, Jer Bear.

Don't do it.

A plutonium-based power source

has a fraction of the joules necessary

to generate a field stable
enough to breach

- the inter-dimensional plane.
- No science stuff, huh?

I guess we're both liars.

That's the first true thing you've said.

I'll take my chances.

Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, okay.

We can both walk away from this
with something we want.

You with your head attached.

Me with my TTD.

If you say it won't work,
that means it's going to.

What if you're wrong?

Then I'll die

knowing I took away
the one thing you want most.

No!

How?

Lord Torque. Lord Torque, come quick.

Burn the stray!

Burn the stray! Burn the stray!

Ah.

Damn.

Not a good move.

You mess with the cluster,
you're gonna find yourself

on the business end of a bonfire.

Do you even hear yourself right now?

Those people just
tried to burn me alive.

Well, you shouldn't have
brought Lugnut into this.

I told you I was gonna look into

your Pointed Circle allegations,

and I have never broken a promise

in my political career.

- Political career?
- Mm-hmm.

All you did was let an old man die

and then you stole his jacket.
That's it.

And how are you making
this haircut work? What...

Hey, a little gratitude, okay?

You were about to be burned
alive back there.

You promised me that
if I came to your time,

you would take care of me.

Well, looky here, you've
got a roof over your head,

three walls around you,

and mushy bean leavings
twice a day, so, you know,

I'd say you're living pretty large.

Now, hold still
while I put this muzzle on.

No, no, no, no, no, no, you're...

- Yeah, come here.
- Look, you can't muzzle me.

You're not gonna muzzle J1. You can't.

Yes, I can. I will.

Shh, shh.

I just did.

You know, you brought this on yourself.

Shh.

Psst-shh. No.

If it's not one thing,
it's something else.

Oh, boobs, yeah, of course.

No, no.

You need to stay.

Stay. Stay.

Good boy.

That's, um, wow.

Yeah, it's awesome, right?

- Where's Josh?
- He's tied up.

All right, well, we need to get him

'cause Jeri blew up again,
and she took the TTD with her.

Her again? Head explode?

No, head intact.
Actually, the rest of her is,

- you know, that's not so much.
- Whoa.

We're officially trapped in this time,

so if we wanna survive, we need to be

on a spaceship to Mars in two days.

A space wagon to a sky sparkle?

All right, take this.

- It's a key to Stu's compound.
- Ugh.

Just... it'll get you
through no matter what.

Wolf, this is serious.

- Torque.
- Your name is Wolf.

No, my name was Wolf.

Then it was Corey Wolf-Hart.
Then briefly Wolf again.

And now Torque.

Or if we're being formal,
you can address me as

"His Eminence, the Supreme
Overlord Wheelmaker,

"First of His Name."

- Okay, Supreme Overlord.
- Yes?

The planet's about to be uninhabitable.

Don't try and peddle your
climate change lies

on me, okay? Everyone knows scientists

just made that stuff up because
the... the...

I have no idea why they made that up,

but they have a reason
and I hate them for it.

M'kay, so you've become an idiot.

Look, you wanted to find the TTD, okay?

You found it. It's destroyed.

That sucks. But look around you.

This can be our new home.

Come back with me to the NAG.

- Yeah, I can't go to the NAG.
- Why not?

Why? Why do you keep fighting this?

Help.

Bio-Techs are not the same as Biotics.

Big difference.

Holy shit.

You're one of them.

I'm... I'm still me.

You're a Biotic.

You...

After everything we've been through.

Why didn't you tell me?

'Cause it wasn't supposed to matter.

We were supposed to come back
to a time where this...

this didn't matter.

But we come from a time when it does.

I guess I just couldn't take
you looking at me the...

the way you're looking at me right now.

You're a liar.

I'm a liar?

Torque, your whole life
is built on a lie.

You lie every day

to another man's family
and an orphan child.

Don't you dare bring
my daughter into this.

She's not your daughter.

And no matter how much you
smile or charm them,

you know deep down that their
love is for someone else.

Hmm.

Well,

at least I have someone else.

Who do you have?

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