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Oh, if one more person sends me
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an e-mail with "LFTD" at the bottom,
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I'm gonna "K" somebody's "A."
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What's "LFTD"?
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Oh, come on, grandpa.
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LFTD... "live for the day."
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It's the catchphrase of that rapper J'burnt.
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That's a terrible catchphrase.
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I could come up with
something so much better.
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I think you're missing one crucial component
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of creating a catchphrase.
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People have to care what you think.
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People care what I think.
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In fact, I'm a bit of a trendsetter.
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Oh, please.
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Give us an example of a trend you "set."
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The front tuck.
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Business in the front.
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Party in the back.
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You do that on purpose?
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Guys, guys, we've got an announcement.
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Go on, you tell them.
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No, you tell them.
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- No, I think it should come from you.
- No...
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I've lost interest.
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We're gonna rescue a puppy.
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Aw!
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Don't you already have a dog?
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No.
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Somebody has a dog.
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Oh, no, wait, I was thinking
of Andi and Bobby's kid.
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c17
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(woman crying)
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(Crying gets louder)
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(Stops crying) Oh.
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(Crying)
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(Shouting indistinctly)
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Wait.
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It's a terrible catchphrase.
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All right, may-maybe you
didn't hear me correctly.
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"Chirp that bitch."
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It's ridiculous.
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(Car alarm chirps)
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What'd I just do?
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You locked your car.
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Lame!
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From now on,
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I'm gonna chirp that bitch.
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(Car alarm chirps)
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(Indistinct chatter)
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(Car alarm chirps)
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Bobby, did you deposit that tax refund check?
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What tax refund check?
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The check that I left on the table
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with a post-it on it that said,
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"please deposit this check."
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Right.
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You have no idea what I'm talking about.
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No. You know what?
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It's probably upstairs on the nightstand
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with all my other papers.
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Or it's at the office.
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It's probably at the office.
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If not upstairs.
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Bobby, this is a big check.
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I don't want it disappearing
into one of your many piles.
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And more importantly,
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did you get me the double stuf oreos?
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Right.
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Why do I even write post-its? I don't know.
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(Knocking)
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Look who I have.
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(Both gasp)
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Oh, my god.
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You want to hold him?
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- Yes, please.
- Aw.
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Hi! Okay.
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I'll be right back.
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I could just eat you up!
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(Whispering): Run for your life.
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All right, let's get the two of us a treat.
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(Dogs barking)
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Whoa.
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What the hell is this?
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Well, they were gonna kill these little guys.
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And I couldn't just leave them there.
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And Lowell is okay with this?
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He will be.
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As soon as I find homes for nine of them.
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I'll take this guy.
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Where will you two be living?
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Aw, the mean little man
won't let me keep you.
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Why's he so mean, huh? Why is he so mean?
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I'm gonna kill him. You want to take him?
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Ms. Pearce?
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Oh, god.
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Deena from accounting.
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I have the quarterly
financials for you to sign.
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Right, okay.
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Sign here.
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Uh-huh.
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And here.
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(Voice breaking): And initial here.
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And ini...
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Ini... (Crying)
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Okay, okay, oh, god.
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I'm sorry. I just need a minute.
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Okay, what's wrong?
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I think my boyfriend Matt is
in love with someone else.
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And why would you think that?
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He said he's in love with someone else.
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All right, well, then dump him.
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Oh, you make it sound so easy.
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It is. All you have to say is, "get out,
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go away, hit the road, don't come back."
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Oh, thank you. That's really helpful.
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Yeah, okay, bye-bye.
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I looked everywhere.
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That check is not at the office.
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Yeah, well, it's not here either.
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So, what am I gonna do?
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The good news is,
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on the drive home from the office,
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I thought of a better catchphrase.
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Extra crispy.
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It means cool.
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Will, I'm having a serious problem here.
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Well, maybe you should just relax
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and be extra crispy about it.
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Tell Andi you lost the
check and get it reissued.
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I can't, it'll be another
mark on the marital scorecard.
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What's the marital scorecard?
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Every marriage has a marital scorecard.
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You keep track of how many
times your spouse messes up.
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That way, you have something
to rub in their face
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when you're having a fight.
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So the secret to a happy marriage is spite?
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And TV.
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(Door closes)
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All right, that's him.
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Everyone get cute. Really sell it, okay?
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Oh, come on, scooter.
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You had all day to lick yourself.
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Hey... babe.
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Guess what.
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There's so many dogs.
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And I love every single one of them.
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Hello! Mwah!
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Hello, what's your name?
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I got it!
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The check?
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God, no, you're never gonna find that.
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My new catchphrase.
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You ready?
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Kickin' it friendly.
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I actually miss "chirp that bitch."
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You're enjoying some beers with your bros?
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You're kickin' it friendly.
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Ice cream with the gang?
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Kickin' it friendly.
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You're playing your banjo on the front porch?
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You, my friend,
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are kickin' it friendly.
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I'd make fun of you,
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but I'm picking through garbage
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and you live here rent-free.
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So who's the idiot?
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You gonna help me out here or what?
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Dude, I just got a manicure.
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If it were weird,
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would the word "man" be a part of it?
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I don't know. Tell me about menopause.
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You'll see... "kickin' it friendly"
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is gonna catch on huge.
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(Laughs) No, it's not.
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I bet that I can make one of our friends
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say "kickin' it friendly"
by the end of the week.
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You're on. How much?
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I don't want to take any
of your manicure money.
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Loser grows a mustache.
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Ha! Deal.
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Pudding?
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Sure, why not?
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(Screams)
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I'm sorry, Ms. Pearce.
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I know I shouldn't be in here.
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But I feel like you're the
only person I can talk to.
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It's over with Matt.
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Oh...
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Great, so you dumped him?
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And he got really pissed.
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And since he's my landlord, he evicted me.
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I have nowhere to live.
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Wait, you didn't tell
me he was your landlord.
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I guess neither one of us
thought this through. (Groans)
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Well, isn't there anyone
else you can live with?
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My mother.
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But she lives with her boyfriend Trent.
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And Trent's mad at me 'cause I wouldn't agree
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to sell my eggs on craigslist.
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Isn't there anyone else
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you can talk to about this?
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My sister said I should set
fire to him while he's asleep,
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but that's her solution for everything.
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All right, all right.
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Look, here's what you're gonna do.
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You're gonna tell your mom
you're moving in with her.
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Okay, well, maybe I should practice first.
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You be me and I'll be my mother.
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Fine.
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Um, mom, can I talk to you?
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Stop hitting on my boyfriend.
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I see the way you look at Trent.
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And I'm done.
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This is so awesome.
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Just hanging out.
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Cracking some cold ones, you know.
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Kickin' it friendly.
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If you have time to drink a beer,
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you have time to look for a house.
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So, after visiting three
government web sites,
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each of which crashed six
times, and filling out
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seven online forms,
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the I.R.S. is gonna
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send us a new check.
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Go ahead, say it.
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You're mad.
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I'm not mad, I'm just...
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I'm just disappointed.
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There it is.
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Bobby, it's just, it's so simple
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to be organized. I mean, look at me.
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Look, I have my folder
of things that I've done.
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And my folder of things
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that need to be done.
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And that way,
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I know where everything is.
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Do you have to use the potty?
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A little.
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I was, I was talking to Charlie.
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Well, sometimes it's hard to tell.
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Come on, Charlie. I'll take him.
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Here we go.
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- You want to put that on?
- Yeah.
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All right.
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Well, that's unfortunate.
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So you had the check all along?
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Yup.
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Oh, this is gonna be a huge mark against me
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on the marital scorecard.
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You can win at marriage?
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Gosh, that makes monogamy
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seem almost worth it.
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Bobby is never gonna let
me hear the end of this.
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Although...
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Yes?
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A new check is being issued.
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So...
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(Kate gasps)
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Andi!
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That was so wrong.
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So manipulative.
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So me.
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(Phone dings)
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Ooh.
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(Groans)
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Another text.
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This woman has become the bane
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of my existence.
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I thought you told her to
move in with her mother.
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I did, but then
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the mother's boyfriend moved out.
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And then the boyfriend
stole the mother's car,
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so she couldn't get to work,
277
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,170
so she lost her job at iHop.
278
00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:56,120
And it goes on!
279
00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:58,710
I mean, this girl is like
280
00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,650
a whac-a-mole of problems.
281
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,050
It's like putting your finger in a dike.
282
00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,420
Did that once in college.
283
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:07,220
Wasn't my thing.
284
00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:09,990
Well, I'm surprised you
haven't just fired her.
285
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,390
Can't.
286
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,430
Her scoliosis is technically a "disability."
287
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,990
Well, I guess you're just stuck with her.
288
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,170
Yeah.
289
00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:20,270
Unless I can pawn her off on someone
290
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,730
with more compassion than common sense.
291
00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:24,170
(Door opens, dog panting)
292
00:11:24,180 --> 00:11:26,150
Does human diarrhea medicine work on dogs?
293
00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:30,320
Please say yes.
294
00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:33,710
And voil?�.
295
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,380
You want to pay us
296
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,860
to hang out with the
accountant from your office?
297
00:11:38,690 --> 00:11:39,720
She has
298
00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:41,430
a name.
299
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,460
Look, the point is,
300
00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:48,130
I will pay you a generous hourly wage
301
00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:49,140
to comfort her.
302
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:50,460
Think of it as babysitting.
303
00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:54,630
For the world's biggest, craziest baby.
304
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,730
Kate, we can't take money
305
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:58,140
to help a person in need.
306
00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,610
He is right.
307
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:01,710
Pick a dog.
308
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,640
What?
309
00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,580
Come on, you have a need, we have a need.
310
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:08,190
I'll trade you a dog for an accountant.
311
00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:10,550
Is this animal trafficking
312
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,320
or human trafficking?
313
00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:14,920
(Exhales)
314
00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:17,490
Well, it does seem like a big responsibility.
315
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,220
But a dog can't talk
316
00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,260
and I can pay someone to pick up after it.
317
00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:22,460
I'll take that one.
318
00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:23,440
Oh, that...
319
00:12:23,441 --> 00:12:24,560
You don't want her.
320
00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:26,160
She's kind of mean.
321
00:12:26,170 --> 00:12:27,500
Mean?
322
00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,500
I like it.
323
00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:31,010
Come here, you little bitch.
324
00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:34,380
(Growling)
325
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,010
Okay...
326
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:40,020
Okay, you guys!
327
00:12:40,021 --> 00:12:41,580
Only five to go.
328
00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:42,810
Just found a home for the retriever.
329
00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:44,450
Aw, damn it.
330
00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:47,250
I just started to make a
real connection with Gerry.
331
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:48,430
(Grunts)
332
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:53,660
If you like, Jules,
333
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,690
we could all be hanging out,
334
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,300
brainstorming ways to place these dogs.
335
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,570
You know, just kickin' it friendly.
336
00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:04,270
Can you believe that I was worried
337
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,170
Lowell was gonna be angry about the dogs?
338
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,370
I mean, who would've thought
339
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:08,810
he'd get sad every time one goes?
340
00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:11,980
Kickin' it friendly.
341
00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:14,590
It's just coming off like tourette's now.
342
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:19,280
Guys, I want you to meet Deena.
343
00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:20,950
- Hey.
- Hey. - Hi, Deena.
344
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,850
Deena...
345
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,720
You're going to go with Jules and Lowell now.
346
00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,190
They're great, you're gonna love them.
347
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,230
Oh. Well, you haven't steered me wrong yet
348
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,600
and I know I need to meet
more people so I can...
349
00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:35,070
- Have a seat.
- Will: What's going on, Deena?
350
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,470
Feel like kickin' it friendly?
351
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,450
What is wrong with you?
352
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:45,980
Oh, the check thing is killing me.
353
00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,150
I mean, maybe I should tell him.
354
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,580
I don't know. What do you think?
355
00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:50,720
Ugh, do you hear what I have to deal with?
356
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,750
Who are you talking to?
357
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,230
Dog.
358
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,020
Oh, right.
359
00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:57,420
Have you decided on a name?
360
00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:59,560
Yeah. Dog.
361
00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:00,830
So, about the check...
362
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,300
All right, gotta go, dog needs me.
363
00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:05,360
(Sighs)
364
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:06,860
I'm sorry to throw you under the bus,
365
00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:08,530
but there's only so much drama about a check
366
00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,780
I can pretend to care about.
367
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,740
Just look at me once.
368
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,980
I love that you don't.
369
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:21,410
Andi: Bobby...
370
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,020
I have to tell you something.
371
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,720
What is all this?
372
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,250
Storage bins.
373
00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:28,790
Losing that check
374
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,360
was the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.
375
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,920
I'm gonna organize everything.
376
00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:33,860
The closet, the nightstand, the garage.
377
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,840
What'd you have to tell me?
378
00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,600
That if you're gonna organize the garage,
379
00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:41,940
you gotta get bigger containers.
380
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:55,350
It's like looking into a mirror.
381
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,320
Good evening, Ms. Pearce.
382
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,420
I just wanted to tell you
383
00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:00,620
there are smiley-face cupcakes
384
00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:02,220
in the break room.
385
00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:04,390
They're an accurate
representation of how I feel.
386
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,620
This is quite a change.
387
00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:07,630
I know!
388
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,790
I've never been happier.
389
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,830
Wow, yes...
390
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,630
What?
391
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,930
Oh, just something Lowell said.
392
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:17,210
Anyway, have a super night! (Laughs)
393
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,610
(Barks)
394
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,970
I know.
395
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,980
It's a beautiful, full-bodied cabernet.
396
00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,320
Hey, Bob, look at this.
397
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,090
We got a nanny cam so that
we can check on the dogs.
398
00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:36,490
Oh, man, do they ever
stop licking themselves?
399
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,990
Hmm...
400
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,900
You would if you could.
401
00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:44,600
Hey, guys.
402
00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:49,870
This is just sad.
403
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,440
That's a, uh... That's a unique shirt.
404
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,540
Yeah. Was it free?
405
00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:56,210
No.
406
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,380
No, I bought this because
everybody's saying this now.
407
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,380
Oh. I haven't heard anyone say that.
408
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:01,510
Lowell: Yeah. Me either.
409
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,610
I do like the sentiment, though.
410
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,450
Right? Who wouldn't?
411
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:05,780
Yeah.
412
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,790
It's kind of like "hangin' out big-time."
413
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,120
Oh, my god, Lowell,
414
00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:10,690
- did you just make that up?
- Yeah.
415
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,720
That's really good. It's like a catchphrase
416
00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:12,700
or something. Is it?
417
00:16:12,701 --> 00:16:13,960
Jules: Yeah!
418
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:16,200
Ooh, interesting.
419
00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:22,130
Uh, Kate, you can't have a dog in here.
420
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,330
Dog's not a dog.
421
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,570
Dog is an upscale life companion.
422
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:26,740
I'll have a chardonnay
423
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,070
and dog will take a zinfandel.
424
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,710
Hey...
425
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,080
What did you say to miserable Deena
426
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,210
to make her so happy?
427
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:33,680
Oh, we just gave her some tips
428
00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:35,550
on how to learn to live in the moment.
429
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,220
Yeah. You know, just "be in the possible,"
430
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,420
"accept yourself,"
431
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,880
and that there's magic in the everyday.
432
00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:41,820
So you got here a subscription to O magazine
433
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,860
and she's miraculously healed?
434
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,560
Hey, don't get all worked up.
435
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:48,570
We're all just sitting
here kickin' it friendly.
436
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,930
You didn't fix anything.
437
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,530
You just put a band-aid on a gaping wound.
438
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:53,870
I mean, Deena's still
439
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,070
loveless, penniless, homeless,
440
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,340
and her boss is a total bitch.
441
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,440
(Sobbing): You're right!
442
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:03,570
You're right, my life sucks!
443
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,180
(Sobs)
444
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,490
Kate... what do I do?
445
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,160
Have you tried kickin' it friendly?
446
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,250
Nothing matters anymore!
447
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:16,220
Nothing!
448
00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:18,290
Kate, you have to go after her.
449
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:21,370
Oh, but our wine just arrived.
450
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:25,130
Fine.
451
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,300
Deena...
452
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,370
It's all gonna be...
453
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,900
Whatever, I don't know...
454
00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:34,180
You'll feel fine, whatever...
455
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,480
(Sobbing)
456
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,050
Hi, Deena.
457
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,210
Let me guess.
458
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,020
Bad day?
459
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,050
My sister set a small fire
460
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,450
and it turned into a big fire
461
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,720
and now she's in jail!
462
00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:53,960
Sounds about right.
463
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:56,260
(Deena sobs)
464
00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:58,730
- Oh, what a cutie.
- Oh...
465
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:00,000
She may look cute,
466
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,400
but she's actually vicious
467
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,600
and doesn't really like to be touched.
468
00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:04,070
Oh, she looks really cuddly.
469
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,170
Oh, no, I-I wouldn't.
470
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,570
No, no, oh, no, don't...
471
00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:09,110
Oh... (Laughing)
472
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,510
Oh, look who's so cute!
473
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,610
I love her so much!
474
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,610
This is the sweetest dog ever!
475
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:16,080
Apparently.
476
00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:18,680
Dog, you have proven to be friendly,
477
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,790
sensitive and loving.
478
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,450
You are dead to me.
479
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:26,520
You know, you two deserve
each other. Take her and go.
480
00:18:26,530 --> 00:18:28,290
Really? Are you sure?
481
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,100
She's all yours.
482
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,570
Hey, wait!
483
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:36,110
That collar was expensive.
484
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,280
What's this?
485
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,050
It's a mustache comb.
486
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,650
Get to know it 'cause pretty soon
487
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:52,590
you're gonna be kickin' it hairy.
488
00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:55,890
It's not over till it's over.
489
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,430
Hey, guys?
490
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:02,130
Can you read this aloud, please?
491
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:04,800
"Lickin' it triendly"?
492
00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:07,900
That's a "K" and that's an "F."
493
00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:09,730
Read it yourself and leave us alone.
494
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,780
We're hangin' out big-time.
495
00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:13,980
(Groans)
496
00:19:13,981 --> 00:19:15,640
You can't even cheat well.
497
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,010
Behold.
498
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,580
Organization.
499
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,580
Losing that check was the best thing
500
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,380
that ever happened to us.
501
00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:25,150
You know, I probably could've
done it with one less container,
502
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,250
but in the end, I thought
it'd be best to keep cheerios
503
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,550
and honey nut cheerios separate.
504
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,590
I am actually turned on right now.
505
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,690
And...
506
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:36,560
I got a new bin for recycling.
507
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,730
Will, don't put your fruit
508
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:41,400
with my recyclables.
509
00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:42,810
Not cool.
510
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:48,440
Hmm.
511
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:50,340
What's this?
512
00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:52,780
This looks a lot like the...
513
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:55,010
The check that we've been looking for.
514
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:58,080
Oh, my god!
515
00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:00,660
I'm going into labor.
516
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:04,260
Well, cork it up.
517
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:08,590
I didn't lose the check; You lost it.
518
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,460
And then you tried to destroy the evidence.
519
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,300
You know what this means, don't you?
520
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:15,400
I get a mark on the marital scorecard?
521
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:17,230
A crime and a cover-up?
522
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,110
This goes in your permanent file.
523
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,740
And I am done with the sorting
524
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,580
and the cleaning and the organizing.
525
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,740
If you need me,
526
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:26,910
I'll just be sitting right here.
527
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,980
Kickin' it friendly.
528
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:32,190
Yes!
529
00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:38,900
Son of a bitch.
530
00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,300
All right, everyone know what they want?
531
00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:48,330
Yeah, I'll have the usual.
532
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:49,570
Veggie burger.
533
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:52,180
And I will have a bowl of zinfandel.
534
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,840
God, I miss that little bitch.
535
00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:57,420
Bobby, what are you having?
536
00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:01,910
Nothing.
537
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,580
Everything I eat tastes like hair.
538
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:07,590
C17
539
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:12,190
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