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So, for Halloween...
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I'm not doing a couples costume.
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That's not what I was going to say,
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but since you brought it up, this year,
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Halloween does fall on a
Saturday... date night.
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You wear a black dress, I go as ALF,
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and you're my puppeteer!
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You love black dresses
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and putting words into my mouth.
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ALF was a puppet?
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
HONEY: Yoo-hoo! It's us.
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Ooh, give me those fat baby thighs.
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Why is there no baby? Where's the baby?
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Sleeping safely at home.
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We're testing out the new baby monitor.
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MARVIN: [CHUCKLING] Yeah.
This is the farthest
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- we've ever gone without her.
- [BABY MONITOR WHIRRING]
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I can sit on your stoop and
drink a glass of wine.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[BABY MONITOR SHUTS OFF]
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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End of the line. Listen...
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we didn't just come here
for monitor science.
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We came to ask if you two would consider
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being godparents to Maria.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes!
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[LAUGHTER]
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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That's wonderful. Thank you.
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I knew it would either be us
or Bill and Melinda Gates.
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We'd be happy to be your
death back-up parents.
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[LAUGHS] And you know the
great thing about godparents?
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They're always up for babysitting.
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We'd be honored. Any time.
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Yes!
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How about Saturday night? Date night.
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Ooh!
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But that's Halloween.
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Is it? We'll do it.
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- [LAUGHING] All right!
- Yay!
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Fresh off the boat
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I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go
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If you don't know,
homey, now you know
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Fresh off the boat
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Homey, you don't know
where I come from
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But I know where I'm goin'
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I'm fresh off the boat
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[AS MARLON BRANDO] I'm
gonna make you an offer
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you can't refuse.
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Are you The Penguin from "Batman"?
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'Cause he wears a top hat.
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[NORMAL VOICE] I'm The Godfather.
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You tried to kill Halloween
with babysitting,
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but you've only made it stronger.
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Now I can do a couples costume
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with Marvin and Honey's baby.
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[CHUCKLES] She'll be the
severed horse's head.
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Her little face peeking
out of the horse's mouth?
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[CHUCKLES] I die. I die
just thinking about it.
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What if she suffocates?
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Wasn't married to it.
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[HORSE MASK THUDS]
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So, have you boys figured out
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your joint Halloween costume yet?
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We're gonna be Fred and Barney
from "The Flintstones."
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No. I'm gonna need you both in pants,
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especially since the two of you
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are gonna be handing
out candy this year.
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- That is, if you're up for it.
- Listening.
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One piece of candy per kid,
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nobody gets anything for
just a Dolphins jersey,
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and no white sheets.
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It's either a lazy ghost
or something much worse.
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Dad, don't worry. We've got this.
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Good, because one false move,
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and the house gets egged.
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Sure, we can clean it all up,
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but the shame will last for years.
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[SIGHS] Okay.
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So, the plan for Halloween
is to meet the guys
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at the cemetery at sundown.
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Spending the night there
is gonna be so creepy fun.
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Yeah, sure, cool.
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Eddie, I'm not feeling heard by you.
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Sorry. I'm trying to find
a job so I can buy a car.
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Ooh! The country club's hiring!
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Do bathroom tenants get
to pee on the job, or... ?
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Do they have to hold it?
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If you want a job,
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why don't you just go
back to Cattleman's?
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I'm not trying to work at my
pop's restaurant my whole life.
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I got my own plans.
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I want to prove I can do this myself.
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But you're still bringing
the day-old ribs
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to the cemetery, right?
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Of course. It's gonna be awesome.
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I've memorized things Brian's
dead grandma used to say.
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Gonna scare the crap out of him.
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[AS BRIAN'S GRANDMA] "I once
got hit on by Ronald Reagan."
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[JINGLE PLAYS ON TELEVISION]
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You know what scares me?
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That dancing bed.
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When you need to rest
your sleepy head
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Go to "Beds! Beds!
Beds!" and buy a bed
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[DING!]
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Beds! Beds! Beds! I can work there.
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I've spent half my life on a mattress.
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I'm the king of napping.
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The California King.
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You know, it's a longer
mattress than a...
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You know what? You're gonna do great.
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A Japanese man saved my
father's life once, so...
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- you're hired.
- I'll take it!
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And I'll take my commission
in cash, too, if that's cool.
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[SIGHS] No, I can't put you on sales.
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Lucas handles sales.
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[SNORING]
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Oh, he's just setting the bait.
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Customers see a doze like that,
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they want some for themselves.
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Now, you'll be in the
back assembling beds,
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de-vacuum-packing pillows,
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- making coffee.
- Sir, please.
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I can sell mattresses.
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Just give me a chance.
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Kid's got a set of springs on him.
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All right. Tell you what...
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you can work our all-night
Halloween Spooktacular sale.
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Oh, well I was gonna spend
my night in the cemetery,
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but you know what?
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I'll be here. I won't let you down.
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Yeah
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Why are you throwing away candy?
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I am saving the boys some guesswork.
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I'm chucking all the Smarties.
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Sweet chalk? I don't think so.
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Get this... Marvin and Honey
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made us a list of baby instructions.
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"Ask her permission before
you check her diaper.
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No peek-a-boo after 4:00 p.m."
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"Don't let her watch lacrosse on TV"?
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[CHUCKLES] New parents.
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Did you tell them how amazing
we were with our babies?
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Of course, for like an hour.
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And they still gave you the list?
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White people love lists.
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As if we need baby instructions.
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Hey, Evel Knievel, here's how you jump
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15 buses on a motorcycle.
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Let's file this with that
recipe for upside-down cake
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that Honey gave me.
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Alley-oop!
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[LAUGHS]
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Is this a Mervyn's bag?
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When are we gonna stop reusing bags?
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We're doing really well.
We can buy trash bags.
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[INSECTS CHIRPING]
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]
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[HEAVY BREATHING]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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- Aah!
- [SCREAMS]
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Trent, what are you doing here?
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Couldn't let my best bud work
the 'ween all by himself.
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I did some trick-or-treating
on the way over
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so you'd have enough chocolate
to stay up all night.
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Aren't you supposed to
be at the cemetery?
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Nah, I stopped by,
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but, honestly, what's the big deal?
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You think I haven't been
to a graveyard before?
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I've lost several loved ones.
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[CROWING]
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- Die, Satan!
- [CROWING STOPS]
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[GASPS]
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Seemed like he was gonna
be a distraction.
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I can't believe they thought
we were "Men in Black."
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"Men in Black" wear sunglasses,
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Mulder and Scully wear badges.
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When I opened the X-Files, I
knew there'd be doubters.
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People fear the unknown.
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We live in it.
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The Baby Ruth is out there.
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You did it, Mulder.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
CHILDREN: Trick or treat!
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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Thanks again for babysitting.
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Honey and I are gonna make
the most of our night out.
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My spinach can is full of rum!
[IMITATES POPEYE'S LAUGH]
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We are so happy to help.
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In fact, I don't think I've
ever seen Louis happier.
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[IN ITALIAN ACCENT] It's-a me, Mario,
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and my little helper, Yoshi!
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- [LAUGHS]
- There are no girl dinosaurs, Louis.
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That's how they got extinct.
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- [CRIES]
- Okay!
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So fun!
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Now, don't forget... bedtime is 7:30.
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Well, I mean, you know that.
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- You have the list.
- Memorized.
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You two go enjoy your night.
This is nothing for us.
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We'll get her down and have
time to clean your kitchen,
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- which needs it.
- [SOFTLY] Hi.
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- There you go. Aww...
- [CRYING STOPS]
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I'm surprised to see the
daughter of a dentist
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using a pacifier.
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That's what I say.
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Everybody knows that the
suck leads to buck.
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Teeth. Buck teeth.
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[LAUGHS] We really need this night out.
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Hey, guys,
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you're really good with babies.
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Do you think maybe you
could wean her off it?
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- Hallo-wean her off it.
- No problem.
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We got Eddie to take
the paci in one night.
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BOTH:
That with the sun's love
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In the spring
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Becomes the rose
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[INSECTS CHIRPING]
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Emery was even easier.
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Don't forget... you're looking at
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- a couple of seasoned baby whisperers.
- [MARVIN CHUCKLES]
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Now, go neck in the
woods, you crazy kids.
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- We got this.
- [LAUGHS]
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Thank you.
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- [MARIA CRYING]
- Put it back in! Put it back in!
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[CRYING STOPS]
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- [CRYING RESUMES]
- Oh!
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- Gosh!
- Uh.
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[CRYING STOPS]
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This baby's broken!
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We've sung "The Rose" eight times,
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and she still cries for the pacifier.
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- You must not be in key.
- Don't worry.
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Costume number two
should do the trick...
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Kuato from "Total Recall."
You just don't recognize me
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without a mutant baby coming out of me.
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This chest hole will be
comforting like the womb.
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She won't even miss the paci.
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Open your mind.
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- [CRYING]
- I was wrong! Get her out!
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- Put her down! Put her down!
- Get her out! Ohh!
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I don't understand what's happening!
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It was so easy with Eddie!
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The truth is...
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it might not have been as easy
with Eddie as you thought.
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BOTH:
The rose
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[CRYING]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,140
[CRYING CONTINUES]
257
00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:33,270
[CRYING CONTINUES]
258
00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,660
- [CRYING STOPS]
- [SIGHS]
259
00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,979
Louis! You were completely
undermining my parenting.
260
00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:41,120
I wasn't undermining.
261
00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:43,620
I was collaborating while
you were not in the room.
262
00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,790
Besides, I only did it once or twice.
263
00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:47,220
A night.
264
00:08:47,290 --> 00:08:49,540
- For a year or so.
- Oh, my God.
265
00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,970
Well, you were finally
getting some sleep.
266
00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:52,530
I didn't want him to wake you.
267
00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,330
Eventually, he outgrew the pacifier
268
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,630
and no one was the wiser.
269
00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:57,600
Not being wise is being dumb!
270
00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:58,830
You made me dumb!
271
00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,226
[DOORBELL RINGS]
CHILDREN: Trick or treat!
272
00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,886
- I put a sign on the door!
- [MARIA CRYING]
273
00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:02,970
Damn this holiday!
274
00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,656
Okay, you take Halloween.
I'll take the baby.
275
00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,790
Apparently, I'm the only one
of us who has the stomach
276
00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:08,410
to do the hard work of good parenting.
277
00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,660
Stomach? If that's a
dig at my Kuato hole,
278
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,200
you're taking it a step too far.
279
00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,620
280
00:09:14,690 --> 00:09:15,980
Okay, here it goes...
281
00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,790
sales pitch.
282
00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:18,960
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
283
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,750
I'm guessing you're a man who runs hot.
284
00:09:20,790 --> 00:09:23,170
You know I am. You make
me sit on paper towels
285
00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,736
when I come over for "Crash Bandicoot."
286
00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,530
Okay, just... You're not Trent.
287
00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:27,730
You're my pretend customer.
288
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,300
[DEEP VOICE] Yes, yes. Please go on.
289
00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:30,870
So, you sleep hot,
290
00:09:30,930 --> 00:09:33,840
but say your wife gets easily chilled.
Yes, my wife,
291
00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,440
Sarah Michelle Gellar, runs cold.
292
00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,640
I call her "Buffy the
Thermostat Slayer."
293
00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,200
- [CHUCKLES]
- Fine.
294
00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,710
You and your wife, the
gorgeous, famous actress,
295
00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:43,550
will both love this hybrid model
296
00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,550
with our patented
hot-away foam on top...
297
00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:46,960
[NORMAL VOICE] Shh!
298
00:09:48,390 --> 00:09:49,720
D-Did you hear that?
299
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,250
- [CREAKING]
- [SCOFFS]
300
00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,580
- Relax. It's just the vibrating function.
- [CREAKING STOPS]
301
00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,070
The only thing you should be scared of
302
00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,190
is a delivery fee, which we waive.
303
00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,390
I wasn't scared. Besides,
we're safe here.
304
00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:00,780
I locked the door when I came in.
305
00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:02,660
Trent! How am I supposed
to sell a mattress
306
00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:03,770
if the door is locked?
307
00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:06,600
Not by making excuses like that.
308
00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:09,040
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
309
00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:10,940
ALL: Trick or treat!
310
00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,510
Hello, friends. What have we here?
311
00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:15,460
Britney Spears. Hit me
baby one more time?
312
00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:18,950
EVAN: And three Harry Potters!
313
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,299
Please compliment your
mothers on your scar makeup.
314
00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:22,940
I did mine myself.
315
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,380
Mm.
316
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:28,560
[CANDY CLATTERS]
317
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:31,440
Trick or treat!
318
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,700
Weren't you just here, Britney?
319
00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:36,280
I don't know what you're talking about.
320
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,656
[BRITISH ACCENT] I'm Hermione Granger.
321
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,400
Candy-loriam! Chocolatose!
322
00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:42,300
Mulder? A word.
323
00:10:42,770 --> 00:10:44,570
[QUIETLY] What do we do?
It's the same girl.
324
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,370
Dad said one piece of candy per person.
325
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,210
What if she's telling the truth, Scully?
326
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,110
I want to believe.
327
00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:52,280
Fine, but if we run out of candy,
328
00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:53,550
the egging is on you.
329
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,020
Sorry about my partner, Scully.
Such a skeptic.
330
00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,580
- Trick or treat.
- [BOTH GASP]
331
00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:02,790
[SCARY MUSIC PLAYS]
332
00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,090
I solved the trick-or-treat problem.
333
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,530
Snipping wires is not as stressful
334
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,180
as they make it seem in the movies.
335
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,040
Permission to sniff your bottom?
336
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,900
You brought the baby list?
337
00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:15,240
Uh, no, this is... our will.
338
00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:16,880
I wrote it up while you were gone.
339
00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:18,360
You don't believe in wills.
340
00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:20,520
You said you want to be buried
with everything we own.
341
00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:22,110
- Give me that.
- [SIGHS]
342
00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:23,950
You dug through our trash?
343
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,180
I was afraid I'd need it.
344
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,796
Funny, I thought you were
the only parent here
345
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,140
who had the stomach for all this.
346
00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:29,580
Okay, fine.
347
00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:32,850
I may have cut a few corners with Emery.
348
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:40,160
349
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,260
[EMERY CRYING]
350
00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:43,670
[DOOR OPENS]
351
00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:46,100
Shh.
352
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:50,440
_
353
00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:51,640
[EMERY COOING]
354
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,620
You made my mother night-nurse my son?
355
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:55,990
Yes, because of you!
356
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,960
You tricked me into
thinking Eddie was perfect.
357
00:11:58,030 --> 00:12:00,210
I didn't want people to think there
was something wrong with Emery.
358
00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:01,580
Well, now Marvin and
Honey are gonna think
359
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,730
something's wrong with us!
360
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:06,040
We promised we'd wean
Maria off the pacifier.
361
00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:08,140
We don't deserve to be godparents.
362
00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:10,440
We were barely even parents.
363
00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:12,010
We need a hand.
364
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,410
[COOING]
365
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,510
[SCARY MUSIC PLAYS]
366
00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:18,120
I hear someone can't sleep.
367
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,000
Trick or treat.
368
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,320
Welcome back, Hermione Britney.
369
00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:27,890
As if. I'm Cher from "Clueless."
370
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,360
Mulder?
371
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,720
She's back for a third time
372
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,380
tricking us for treats.
373
00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:36,230
This is everything Dad warned us about.
374
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,170
What if she's a clone? It's Halloween.
375
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,240
- Strange things happen.
- [SIGHS]
376
00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:41,670
It's your show, Mulder.
377
00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:45,980
378
00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:47,650
We need you to wean her off the pacifier
379
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:48,680
like you did with Emery.
380
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,119
_
381
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,420
Well, can you take off the knife gloves?
382
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,690
No.
383
00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:55,019
Well, then just tell us.
384
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,600
_
385
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,780
_
386
00:12:59,810 --> 00:13:01,980
_
387
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,560
You gave Emery whiskey?!
388
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,260
_
389
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,030
- No whiskey.
- Well, that's it.
390
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,370
We're all out of tricks.
391
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,940
Wait. We still had one more baby.
392
00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:13,140
- What did we do with Evan?
- [SIGHS] Evan was perfect.
393
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,770
He never even took the pacifier!
394
00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:16,486
- Damn you, perfect Evan!
- [MARIA CRYING]
395
00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:17,510
- Aah.
- Ohh.
396
00:13:17,511 --> 00:13:19,820
_
397
00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:23,480
That was our only pacifier!
398
00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:24,750
Well...
399
00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:26,960
[HUMMING]
400
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,650
[CRYING CONTINUES]
401
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:32,300
Now, we call this pillow
the faux-down hoedown.
402
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:35,430
Just close your eyes and relax.
403
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,330
404
00:13:37,430 --> 00:13:39,340
- [TELEPHONE RINGING]
- What was that?!
405
00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:41,200
- The phone?
- [GASPS]
406
00:13:41,430 --> 00:13:42,730
[RINGING CONTINUES]
407
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,600
The call is coming
from inside the store!
408
00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:47,870
[RINGING STOPS, GLASS SHATTERS]
409
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:49,400
[SCOFFS] You got to chill, man!
410
00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:50,600
That could've been a customer!
411
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,480
Or a killer on the premises.
412
00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:55,080
Do you know how many people
die from pillow suffocation?
413
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,510
Every witness to every murder
414
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,650
who happens to be in the
hospital, for starters!
415
00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,080
I'm gonna go get a mop.
416
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:01,940
Try not to mess anything else up.
417
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:03,620
[SIGHS]
418
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:08,630
419
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,130
Hi! I'm looking for a bed.
420
00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:11,930
I work a graveyard shift
and sleep all day,
421
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,400
and my futon from
college sucks. [CHUCKLES]
422
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:17,540
Graveyard, sleep all day, sucks?
423
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,570
You're a vampire! I
didn't invite you in!
424
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,210
Spirito spirito santi!
425
00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:22,640
Spirito spirito santi!
426
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,340
Take Eddie! He's full of blood!
427
00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:26,880
I'm uncomfortable. So...
428
00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:29,210
429
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,950
Wait! No!
430
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,690
[SIGHS]
431
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,360
Damn it, Trent. This is my job!
432
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,560
[OMINOUS CHORD STRIKES]
433
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,590
[SHRIEKS]
434
00:14:40,690 --> 00:14:43,090
[SCREAMS]
435
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:45,260
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
436
00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:47,600
I found six cigar cutters,
a maritime compass,
437
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,070
but not a single pacifier.
438
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,416
- [MARIA CRYING]
- Shh! It's okay. It's okay.
439
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,000
I tawt I saw a puddy tat.
440
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:53,650
- Are you kidding me?
- [CLATTERS LIGHTLY]
441
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,570
I thought the distraction
would be good for her.
442
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,740
[CRYING CONTINUES]
443
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:57,880
Okay, for me.
444
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,040
- [GROANS]
- [DRAWER CLOSES]
445
00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:01,280
Why can't I find another pacifier
446
00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:02,910
in this entire house?
447
00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:04,320
This is all your fault.
448
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:06,550
This all started with you
sneaking in with Eddie,
449
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,920
and it ends here with
us failing at Maria.
450
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:11,720
You're the one who outsourced
our parenting to my mom.
451
00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,390
Besides, we wouldn't
even be in this mess
452
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:14,959
if you hadn't tried to ruin Halloween.
453
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,580
Well, you're not helping
with the outfits.
454
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,899
Every time she sees you, she thinks
455
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,560
you're a terrifying, new stranger.
456
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,300
[CRYING CONTINUES]
457
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,240
- [MARIA SHRIEKING]
- Don't cry!
458
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,540
It's me... Honey!
459
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,820
[DEEP VOICE] I-I-It's
me, an older dentist
460
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,100
who loves floral shirts
and was in the Navy.
461
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,300
In my day, you were only allowed to cry
462
00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,680
if a bone broke through the skin.
463
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,950
- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
- Mama loves you!
464
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,120
Mama wore a halter top the
day after you were born!
465
00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:40,850
- What's going on here?
- [CRYING CONTINUES]
466
00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:44,660
Oh, sweetheart!
467
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:47,580
It's okay. Mama's home.
468
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,460
Now, I've had a few,
469
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,100
but did we do a body switch?
470
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:56,820
Okay, she's down for the night.
471
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,770
We are so sorry. Louis especially.
472
00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:01,040
- The clothes were his idea.
- We'll get them washed.
473
00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:03,110
Maybe Jessica will ask
my mother to do it.
474
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,180
The pants are dry clean only.
475
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,050
Whatever's going on between you two,
476
00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:08,720
can it go on in your own home?
477
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:12,090
478
00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:13,600
This is yours.
479
00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:16,260
[DOOR OPENS]
480
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,030
[DOOR CLOSES]
481
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,390
[SIGHS]
482
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,130
I know the timing's not great for this,
483
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:23,430
but I could really use a pee buddy.
484
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,770
Storage room is real dark.
485
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:28,000
Trent, just go to the cemetery.
486
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,940
I can't. Look, the truth is...
487
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,880
[SIGHS] I'm scared.
488
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,600
Yeah, I got that.
489
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:37,180
Why do you care so much
about selling a mattress?
490
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,096
I just wanted to prove that
I could make it in a job
491
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,950
that wasn't handed to me by my dad.
492
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,820
[SIGHS] You know what?
493
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:46,150
I'll buy a mattress from you.
494
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,090
Trent, you don't have to.
495
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,679
I want to. You really sold me
496
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,159
on that hot-away foam earlier.
497
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,630
As my body is changing,
498
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:55,040
there's a heat radiating
from down south.
499
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,030
How much for this bad boy?
500
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,270
- $4,000.
- On sale?!
501
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,940
But the gently-used twin
in the corner is only $75.
502
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:05,640
- I'll take it.
- Thanks.
503
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:07,780
I won't tell the gang you were scared.
504
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,310
Honestly, the cemetery just
sounds cold and boring.
505
00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:12,310
And to tell the truth, kind of scary.
506
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,680
- Trent, I know!
- Right, right.
507
00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,180
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
508
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,270
Trick or treat!
509
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:20,240
Ugh, Britney? Again?
510
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:22,610
No, I'm Mary Katherine Gallagher.
511
00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:25,010
[INHALES DEEPLY] Superstar!
512
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,880
Mulder, this has gone too far.
513
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,180
You're right. It's weird.
514
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,560
The only explanation...
she's a shape-shifter.
515
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,650
Wake up, Mulder!
516
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,520
Sorry, that was Scully, not me.
517
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,290
But I am done with your
crazy conspiracy theories.
518
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:42,590
The truth isn't out there.
519
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:44,730
It's right in front of your face!
520
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,740
It's the same girl, and she's
not getting any more candy!
521
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,400
Scram, Britney. We know it's you.
522
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,960
Case closed!
523
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,770
You guys are the worst!
524
00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:55,210
[DOOR CREAKS]
525
00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:59,540
526
00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:00,990
Ready, girls?
527
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,880
ALL: Ready, Mother.
528
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:04,920
That last house didn't
give me any candy.
529
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:08,420
530
00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:09,700
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- You were right, Scully.
531
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,560
I let myself get carried away.
532
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,760
Like my sister was carried
away by those aliens.
533
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,790
Thanks for keeping me grounded.
534
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,760
That's why we're a good team, Mulder.
535
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,500
[MUSIC RESUMES]
536
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,730
537
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,340
[MUSIC STOPS]
538
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:30,440
539
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,050
We really put our worst
godparent foot forward
540
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,159
- last night.
- Up late.
541
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,600
Almost overslept. Gotta get to work!
542
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,080
- [DOOR OPENS]
- Maybe I'm the reason Eddie's a bad sleeper.
543
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,520
I'm lucky Emery broke his whiskey habit.
544
00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:44,790
I'm gonna draw lines on
all our liquor bottles
545
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,220
just in case.
546
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,530
Did we just pass Eddie in a tie?
547
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,680
For a minute there, I
thought you got a valet.
548
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:52,300
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [SIGHS]
549
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,480
If you want us to step
down as godparents,
550
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,740
we totally get it.
551
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,600
Oh, of course, we don't want that.
552
00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:01,099
I mean, yes, we did come home
553
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,370
to a real diaper show last night,
554
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,410
but it made us feel better
555
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,980
about the hard time we were having.
556
00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:08,750
Really? We thought we'd blown it.
557
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:11,820
No. You two are the
best parents we know.
558
00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:14,820
Honestly, it was a relief to see
you having a tough time, too.
559
00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:17,720
So, the fact that we were
so bad made you feel better
560
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,260
- about also being so bad?
- Exactly.
561
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,360
And as a little thank you,
562
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:23,840
I made my upside-down cake
563
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:25,860
- you love so much.
- Ohh.
564
00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:27,730
You guys are amazing godparents.
565
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,070
There's no one we'd rather have
566
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:30,550
take care of this little butterball
567
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,000
when Honey and I go to that
big Thanksgiving in the sky.
568
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:34,140
- [CHUCKLES]
- Oh!
569
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,240
We got to go.
570
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:38,340
Maria's got seashell
class in 10 minutes.
571
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,180
- It's what you think it is.
- [DOOR OPENS]
572
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,380
[DOOR CLOSES]
573
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,240
No idea what they're doing.
574
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,750
No idea. [CHUCKLES]
575
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:49,320
But neither did we.
576
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,060
And our kids turned out pretty great.
577
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,090
'Cause we always had each other's back,
578
00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:55,660
even if it was behind each other's back.
579
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,380
So, should we share
everything we've done
580
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,540
without each other knowing?
581
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:02,379
Of course not. That would be crazy.
582
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:03,460
Nothing to tell. [CHUCKLES]
583
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:08,570
Special delivery for Mommy.
584
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:10,670
One Evan hug with a side of cheek peck.
585
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,280
What was that for?
586
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,550
After embodying Agent
Dana Scully for a night,
587
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:17,110
I have a new respect for women.
588
00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:19,120
It is not easy for you.
589
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,920
Let me bus these wrappers.
590
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,890
- Are you sure you didn't...
- I never snuck in.
591
00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:28,090
- I swear.
- You?
592
00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:29,530
Never, not once.
593
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:32,100
Huh. We really nailed it with Evan.
594
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,300
- We did. We really did.
- Mm-hmm.
595
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:37,740
- [DOOR OPENS]
- [EVAN FUSSING]
596
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:41,910
597
00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:43,870
Hey, Evan. Can't sleep?
598
00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:45,110
Me neither.
599
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,880
I'm not scared, but I
thought you might be.
600
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,710
Your big bro Eddie is just a night owl.
601
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:52,460
[HOOTS]
602
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,300
Man, you won't believe what went down
603
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:56,020
on "Thirtysomething" tonight.
604
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,420
The Steadmans have asbestos.
605
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:03,680
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00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:08,280
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