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Here you go, little hatchling.
It's gonna be so snuggly!
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Phew! Let's get rid of that.
Little one!
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Amy? Amy?!
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Ooooh I know what's going on ha-ha!
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A sneaky game of hide
and seek!
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Well, little did you know,
I am an expert at hide and seek!
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Because of my alcoholic wife! Ha-ha!
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Sorry, it's no children.
What? It's not a child, it's a baby.
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Well, there's references to
suicide and all sorts
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so I'm afraid it's
an adults-only event.
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My mum's in there and I just
wanted to say hello.
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She wrote the book.
Not with that baby.
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It's a baby. She doesn't understand
anything you're saying.
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She can't read.
Is it 18 years old?
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Is this baby 18 years old? Yes.
No! So it's not allowed.
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OK, fine.
What are you doing?
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This lovely lady... Er, no.
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..is going to look after you for a
bit. Oh! No!
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Thank you. Er, excuse me? No!
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Sneaky, cheeky hide and seeky.
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Ah-ha! Oh-oh-oh.
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Ha! Ah ha!
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Like your husband, I found
the medication very helpful.
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Yes, good. But obviously, you never
know when the darkness is,
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is going to descend, so, my, my
question was actually about salmon.
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Oh. Yes. Cos you're saying that the
fatty acids are good for the brain.
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Sorry! Excuse me. That's right.
I, I don't like er, salmon.
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Oh. Hey, Mum.
Amy, what are you doing here?
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I need to talk to you
about The Baumgaertner Trick.
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OK. Just give me a second.
I need to talk to you now.
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Are you all right? Why have
you... I'm fine.
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I just need to talk to you.
OK, just give me two seconds.
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I'll be over here. I'm working.
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So, salmon.
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M-Dog! M-Dog! M-Dog! Mr Flowers!
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M-Dog! M-Dog! Mr Flowers!
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Well done.
CHEERING
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Stay in your seat, you imbecile!
I said belts on!
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I'm so sorry about all this.
It's all right.
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And then it starts to get weird and
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you realise you've been
collecting hundreds of bottles...
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Yes Do you mind just giving me
two ticks, so I can say a quick hello to my...
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You're going to learn how to
brew elderflower... Come on...
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..champagne and start
an international catering business
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and it's like erm...
It's actually quite mad, isn't it?
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Er, not mad - ill.
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Then it gets a bit bleak again,
start feeling like shit.
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Walking across bridges.
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Whooo.
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Erm... Back to the doctor's.
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Your grandad...
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ECHOING: Baumgaertner. Baumgaertner.
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Baumgaertner. Baumgaertner.
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Baumgaertner.
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Die Auserwahlte! The Chosen One.
It's German!
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When it gets dark
I turn into a butterfly...
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What do you think I should do?
Because I...
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I don't have a girlfriend, so..
What do you think I should do?
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I, er... I... I don't know.
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I'm sorry.
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Erm, we're not even together any
more so...
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Oh, what the fuck!
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Everyone! Everyone!
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A toast... to the most loyal,
patient, beautiful friend,
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Shunny Boy! Yeaahhhh!!!
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Shun! Shun! Shun! Shun!
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You are my friend as well.
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I love you.
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I wanted to let loose,
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but it was obvious these squidiot
dickheads would get wasted
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and trashed and there'd be no-one
to drive home safely.
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My wife showed me how to do this.
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You're quite responsible,
aren't you? I guess so, yeah.
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Team M-Dog!
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Hence drinking
Naked Russians all night.
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Do you mean milk? Well...
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And ice.
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Because I did notice that you were
drinking quite a lot of milk.
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Milkman!
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Shut up, Shun!
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You had...quite a milky
moustache.
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Milkman! Yes, I see.
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She is a bitch! I hate her.
I HATE HER!
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M-Dog! M-Dog! M-Dog! M-Dog!
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Team M-Dog! Team M-Dog!
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Let's play twist the bottle!
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Twist the bottle!
Twist the bottle!
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Dad! Stop being a pervert
or I'm throwing you out the van!
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Er, who wants to play twist
the bottle with my son?
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Noooo... Oh, you wish! Dad,
shut up and fuck off, please!
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Who do you want to play it
with then, Don?
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I know answer! Matilda cha!
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FUCK OFF!
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Fuck off, Shun! Sushi head!
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TYRES SQUEAL
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Shut up! Or I'm not driving!
I don't even fancy her!
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She's just a customer and I felt
sorry for her because she's poor
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and her house is shit!
She used to be fat!
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She's Fat Matilda, of course
I don't fancy her!
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God's sake.
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Amy?
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I don't want to come in
if you're in your smalls.
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Little baby?
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Are you in there
with your auntie Amy?
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Huh?
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Come on. Right.
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Erm.
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Put your dressing gown on!
I'm coming in.
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I wouldn't eat those
if I were you, love.
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Catch the plague.
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They've been marinated in piss,
all sorts for about 100 years.
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What's a nice-looking young mother
like you doing in a place like this?
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Looking for a job?
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Oh no.
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I'm not a prostitute.
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GLASS SMASHES
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You're meant to catch that.
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Is Wendy here?
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Some jingle-jangle.
For the intel.
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APPLAUSE
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Barry?
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Barry? Barry. Can I see my baby?
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I, I don't think you should come in.
She's sleeping very soundly.
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Honestly...
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I, I, I'll take care of it.
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Can I just come in, though?
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HE PRETENDS TO CRY LIKE A BABY
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Aw, shh-shh-shh,
it's all right, little one.
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Shh...
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you nearly woke her then.
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Shit.
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What have I done?
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Come on Barry, come on, think.
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What's your favourite film?
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Erm, don't know.
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What's yours?
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Probably clingfilm.
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No - Age Of Machines obviously,
brilliant.
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Yeah.
I might head off in a minute.
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Already? I was just about
to engage party mode.
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Bit tired. OK...
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well...can I give you a lift?
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Er, no, it's all right.
I'm still under the limit.
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OK, whatever.
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Whoa.
What you doing?
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What are YOU doing?
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Sorry.
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Shun?!
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All right?
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So your family
died in an earthquake?
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Mmm-hmm.
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There I am, taking all my shit
out on your bum hole.
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I just need to check something.
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You're not going to press
charges, are you?
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What?
For... just then.
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When I tried to kiss you.
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Erm, no.
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Don't worry.
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OK...good...
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Because...
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I just assumed.
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What are you doing now? What?
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I just need to know that if I try
and kiss you, you're not going to move away again.
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Well, what do you want? A signed
document? So you do want to?
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I... forget it! Oh, God.
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Make your mind up!
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I don't know how I feel about
you.
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I don't know how I feel about you,
mate...
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One minute you're Queen Frigid-Lips,
the next minute you're a fat slag again.
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Right... Good.
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OK, I do know how I feel about
you, actually.
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Bye.
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Oh. Thanks for fixing my sink.
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TWAT!
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THUMPING MUSIC
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Shun! Yes?
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Is this Bulgarian?
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Yeah, just put it all in a big bowl.
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Shun, baby dawg!
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Er, find a big bowl for these fine
young ladies, if you please.
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Excuse me.
Excusez-moi.
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Sorry!
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Yeah! This is what...
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GLASS SMASHES
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Yes! M-dog! Whooooaaa...!
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Woooo-hooo-whooo!
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Um, excuse me. I'm, I'm going
to need that for next time.
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It's cardboard. I know.
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I was going to recycle it but...
Oh.
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Do you know what, you just keep it.
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Well, I don't want it, it's rubbish.
Well, then throw it away.
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Well, if anything I'll recycle it.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Er, how did it go?
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Erm... Not very well, thank you
very much.
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I think Amy might've
already gone so, er,
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if you came to see her... I assume
you're not here for me.
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Not here for you, no. Well, you
should probably go home then.
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I mean I'm here to see you.
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Just not FOR you,
if you know what I mean.
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Hylda, I'm sorry about the other
day, but I'm just, I'm going to get a kebab
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and I'm going to go home. So could
we maybe do this another time?
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Because it's been a horrible day.
Oh. Why is that, then?
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Because I'm not qualified
to have written this book.
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Every time I try and make
something better,
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I just make it worse, Hylda.
I just make it worse.
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And, er, look, I, I know I was
rude the other day but she's my baby.
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She, she's my little squiggle.
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Donald was the squoggle
and she's the squiggle,
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and erm, you're just not what
I expected, that's all.
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Erm, and with Amy, I've
sort of given up trying to...
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I've sort of given up trying to...
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Could I maybe erm...
give you a lift?
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Sorry, just erm...
do you actually want this or not?
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Because I just spoke to Carol
and she told me to pulp it.
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It's not a cult and I'm not a witch
and I never slept with him.
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Though your grandad did
fool around quite a bit.
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So did your Nana.
I take it you know about James?
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But why did you call me
Die Auserwahlte?
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Oh, that, yeah,
just amusing me self really.
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I just, I need you to tell me
about The Baumgaertner Trick.
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What, that it wasn't a trick gun?
Of course it was a trick gun.
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Spread that rumour himself,
the pillock. No! What?
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You mean the Russian Roulette trick?
Here, look.
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Bring the baba.
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Fucking terrible magician.
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Brilliant showman, but constantly
fucking everything up.
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Nearly sawed poor little
Harriet in half.
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Possibly on purpose.
Who knows? Look at all this crap.
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Bingo.
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He'd finish the trick by shooting
a vase - bit of a flourish.
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But he had such a terrible aim
that in the end he put
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a little banger in with the roses
and set it off with a little wire.
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No bullets in the gun at all.
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Shouting at the Devil
like he was in the room.
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Going on and on about how
he was going to break the curse.
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Bendy Wendy, he used to call me.
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This lot waltz in here,
chuck their kit off.
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I have to fold myself into a cocoon,
for crying out loud!
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Hang on.
Can I show you something?
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This was in the suitcase
you gave me. What is it?
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Ah!
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Bum Gardener.
I remember him talking about this.
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What, what'd you mean?
246
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Yeah, around the time
he went to the asylum.
247
00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:27,300
What asylum? He drowned!
Drowned? Nah.
248
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,140
Harriet told little Maurice
he'd performed a vanishing act.
249
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He didn't buy it, so she told him
he drowned. So he didn't die?
250
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:36,260
Well, he died eventually.
251
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:39,180
Last I heard, went to Germany.
Popped his clogs there.
252
00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:42,220
What are you talking about?
What is this book!
253
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:43,980
Why am I Die Auserwahlte!
254
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:46,900
You do know Felix
changed his name, don't ya?
255
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,180
From Baumgaertner,
256
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:52,180
cos it
sounded too much like Bum Gardener.
257
00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:57,900
His grandmother painted these,
darling.
258
00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:17,620
This is your family.
Die Auserwahlte.
259
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,060
Where do you want it?
260
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:23,140
Thank you.
261
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:26,740
Yes I'll just, erm...
262
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:29,340
Thank you for the kebab.
263
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:33,140
Erm... Oh, I'm hungry.
264
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,100
What did you say this was again?
265
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,780
Oh, Fizzy Shizz.
266
00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:38,220
It's nice.
267
00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:40,140
That one's grapefruit.
268
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Grapefruit Grenade.
269
00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:44,220
Yes, well, I'll try it. OK.
270
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:46,060
Amy gives me a hard time about it.
271
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Wreaks havoc with your insides.
272
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:50,300
OK... Oh, right, see you soon.
273
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,980
Erm...er, Deborah.
274
00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:55,940
Yeah, er the thing is.
275
00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:58,340
It's just I had
a couple of questions
276
00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:02,340
I wanted to ask you about Amy.
277
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:07,180
Erm...I'm an addict,
so I know how to talk to addicts.
278
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,580
I...I know how to handle that.
279
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:13,580
But...
whatever it is that Amy has...
280
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:20,060
I'm sorry to come to you
it's just that, well...
281
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:23,420
...I never really had a mother
and I've never been one either,
282
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and you seem...
283
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:28,940
..I dunno.
284
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,780
I love her, Deborah. That's all.
285
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:39,780
And I'm starting to worry about...
286
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GHOSTLY SHRIEK AND BABY CRYING
287
00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:19,540
Amy! What are you doing in there?
288
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:22,580
You need to shut
this party down immediately!
289
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,260
It's a fucking travesty!
290
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,500
What?
291
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,780
Come, come in.
292
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,060
What's going on?
293
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:33,060
Just come in here.
294
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,540
Mauricio. That's my name
295
00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:43,460
Oh! Mauricio.
296
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:46,900
Mauricio.
297
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,100
Dad!
298
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,420
Go away,
299
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:51,940
Donald!
300
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,020
There's an emergency.
301
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:56,580
Amy's disappeared with Shun's
pervert girlfriend's bastard baby from Sweden.
302
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,340
Have you checked the church?
303
00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:00,220
Maybe she's just
gone for a walk or something.
304
00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,700
Oh! Fucking useless.
305
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:05,900
By the way, I think it's really
weird you're trying to have sex with her friends.
306
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,580
I know you're upset about Mum
and that you're depressed
307
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:12,580
and I'm sorry about that
but there's better ways of dealing with it aren't there!
308
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:25,780
Right. I'm going to sort this out.
309
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:29,180
Half of us are going to the church
and half are going to the woods.
310
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:31,860
Donald, relax.
Amy-chan will come back soon.
311
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:35,220
Gather round, everyone. I've got
a map. Ignore him. He's drunk again.
312
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:36,740
Yes I'm drunk so what.
313
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,500
So it's not helpful! Japanese idiot.
314
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,860
So what I'm Japanese. I am Japanese.
315
00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:43,620
I'm trying to manage a crisis here,
you fucking bell-end.
316
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:46,740
Will you stop bullying me?
I know it's not banter! I know you trick me!
317
00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,420
Did you just push me?
Yes, I push you.
318
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,660
I push you again!
I've had enough of you, nonsense.
319
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:53,540
Enough booze!
Hey! I can drink if I want!
320
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:56,260
Enough! This is my family!
No, it's not. Your family's dead!
321
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,780
So what my family's dead?
322
00:18:57,780 --> 00:19:00,980
At least I know why I'm miserable
when my family's dead.
323
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:03,180
Give me more Earthquake,
motherfucker!
324
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:06,020
Give me the booze.
Give back my Irish Cream!
325
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,620
My family's Irish Cream!
326
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,060
You fucking bastard!
327
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:12,700
You are just annoyed
because you are stupid virgin.
328
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,940
No life, can't have sex
because you are so rude
329
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:17,020
everybody think
you are complete idiot!
330
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:21,020
Urgh! Come on! Come on then!
Come on then, English!
331
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:24,540
Just break it up, get off each
other!
332
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,500
The pincer. Yeah!
333
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,060
Just...break it up. Very naughty.
You are naughty.
334
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:32,060
Shun, stop now. Get off him.
335
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:34,060
Argh! Argh!
336
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:37,060
Argh! Oh, fuck.
337
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,580
What's the matter?
338
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:42,580
It's fine, it's fine. It's my back.
Compressed nerve. Ah! Agh!
339
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,900
Hey! Stop that.
340
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:50,900
Stop that immediately!
341
00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:00,020
Oh what now? Don't come in!
342
00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:02,780
Donald, go away! Maurice.
343
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:05,300
Is there someone else in there
with you?
344
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:08,180
Deborah? What are you doing here?
345
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:10,620
Where's Amy.
346
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:11,940
Erm, I don't know.
347
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:13,900
Why don't you know? I'm coming in.
348
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,340
Please don't.
349
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,820
Jesus Christ! What... Maurice.
350
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:21,380
I love you.
351
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:23,740
Can you give us some?
352
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:27,740
I love you, Deborah.
It's the only reason why.
353
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:34,620
Oh, Audrey...
354
00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:53,300
LAUGHTER
355
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,740
Monkey!
356
00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:57,260
Monkey! I'm a Baumgaertner!
357
00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:59,420
What are you on about?
Is the baby OK?
358
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,740
Yeah, course she is!
359
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:01,940
Amy?!
360
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:04,220
Ha-ha-ha!
Mum! What are you doing here!
361
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:06,660
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
What is... Why is there a baby?
362
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:09,580
Dad! I'm a Baumgaertner!
Felix was a Baumgaertner!
363
00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:11,140
Amy... ...what you talking about?
364
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:13,620
We're all Bum Gardeners!
And he didn't drown.
365
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,060
Dad, Felix didn't drown.
366
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:18,580
Nana just made that up
so that you wouldn't get upset! Amy, that's not funny.
367
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:22,020
I'm not joking!
He went to a fucking asylum! And then he died in Germany.
368
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,660
That's what. It's about us.
369
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:25,860
We're cursed!
It's the Baumgaertner curse!
370
00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:28,700
It's in my blood, it's in her blood.
It's the same blood!
371
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:32,020
That baby's the only surviving...
It's our direct ascendant
372
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:35,340
so she gave me...
It's an heirloom. Whoa!
373
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:37,820
It's a fucking Baumgaertner gun -
and now I have it!
374
00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:39,980
How amazing is that?
Amy! Put the gun down.
375
00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,900
Why it's just a...
Holy Moses!
376
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:45,740
Shit! Oh shit!
Didn't realise it was loaded, sorry.
377
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:47,900
Amy. Put the gun down!
378
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,780
Sorry.
Mum, mum, I'm going to fix this.
379
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:52,460
I know, I know how to fix it.
380
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:55,860
Amy! Put the gun down. She was
just trying to break the curse.
381
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:58,140
She was trying protect her baby.
382
00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:00,860
She was trying to burn down all
the fucking shit that came before
383
00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:02,620
because how else
is she meant to survive?
384
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:04,780
It's like you with your dad.
It's like me with you.
385
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:07,020
It's love.
These pictures are about love.
386
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:09,460
They're not about murder
they're about love.
387
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:12,340
That's all I've been trying to say.
It's just love that's what it is.
388
00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:14,140
cos how else can we survive?
389
00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:16,300
It's impossible.
We're all just little babies.
390
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,260
We all need to be set free.
391
00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:19,500
I know how.
392
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,660
I know how to do it
without killing everyone.
393
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:22,940
I know how to do it.
394
00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:24,340
cos I'm the Auserwahlte.
395
00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:27,740
It's not Bertha, it's not Felix,
it's not you because you're too weak.
396
00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:29,140
But I can do it. I can do this.
397
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,420
I can take this...
It's the fucking music.
398
00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:35,140
It's the music, that's the spell,
that's what's going to... ...break the curse.
399
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,780
It's what I've been doing all along.
400
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:39,700
It's like the heaven in the heat of
darkness. It's the same thing.
401
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,580
I can do this. I can save us.
402
00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:44,740
I can save you, Dad.
403
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,580
I know how to do that.
404
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:50,580
I can take this hell
and I can turn it into heaven.
405
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:54,460
I can do that.
406
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,900
I'm going to do that.
407
00:22:56,900 --> 00:23:00,900
Then the curse will be gone.
408
00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:28,940
# In the shoddiest cove
I'll envelop the rest
409
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:31,740
# I feel awake enough to tell this
410
00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:35,420
# It was a seminal plan
411
00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:36,940
? A plan to pull you through. ?
412
00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:41,500
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