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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:07,641 [***] 2 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:12,546 IT'S MAGNIFICENT. 3 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:15,616 THE GATEWAY TO ANOTHER WORLD. 4 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:18,152 I NEVER IMAGINED THAT IT COULD BE SO... 5 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:21,055 BEAUTIFUL. 6 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:22,756 READY THE PROBE. 7 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:32,233 QUICKLY! BEFORE IT FADES. 8 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,606 SUCCESS. 9 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:47,181 TEARS, RANKOL? 10 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,583 I'M SORRY. I... 11 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:50,718 I DON'T KNOW WHY. 12 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,454 WEEP, IF YOU MUST. 13 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,459 BUT WEEP FOR EARTH. 14 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:04,064 [***] 15 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,737 YOU BORROW A GUY'S CAR, FILL IT UP WITH GAS. 16 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,573 UNIVERSAL LAW. 17 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,508 YEAH, IT'S LAW THAT'D BE A WHOLE LOT EASIER TO FOLLOW 18 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:48,676 WITH A WORKING GAS GAUGE. 19 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,278 YEAH, OKAY, AND AS SOON AS YOU FIND 20 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,513 A WORKING 1967 FACTORY WORKING PART, 21 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:53,814 I'LL BUY IT, 22 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,183 BUT, UNTIL THEN, YOU'VE GOT TO FEEL 23 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:56,550 WHEN IT NEEDS GAS. 24 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:57,851 I'M GONNA BE LATE. 25 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,187 OKAY, DRIVE. 26 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,455 GOT IT? GOT IT. 27 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:07,661 7:55. 28 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,430 STILL GOT PLENTY OF TIME. 29 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,399 WELL, I STILL GOT TO REGISTER 30 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,833 AND GET CHANGED. 31 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,203 SO WE'RE A LITTLE LATE, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 32 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,570 YOU'VE ALREADY WON THE THING TWICE. 33 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:18,906 SHARE THE GLORY. 34 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,408 IT IS A BIG DEAL, ALL RIGHT? 35 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:22,476 NOW STOP DRIVING LIKE MY GRANDMA AND GO. 36 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,915 [***] 37 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:34,655 SEE? TOLD YOU WE'D MAKE IT! 38 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,191 [CHEERING AND SHOUTING] 39 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:38,692 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 40 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:40,294 WE RAN OUT OF GAS. 41 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,529 I KNEW I SHOULD'VE COME WITH YOU. 42 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:42,530 I'VE ALREADY FILLED IT OUT. 43 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,564 JUST SIGN IT. 44 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:44,565 THANKS, MOM. 45 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,567 JUST HURRY UP AND GO. 46 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,936 [ALL CHEERING] 47 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,504 GO! 48 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,206 [***] 49 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:59,273 [CHEERING] 50 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:04,912 WHOO! 51 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,782 [ALL CHEERING] 52 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,024 THAT'S MY BOY! THAT'S MY BOY! 53 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,992 [CROWD CHEERING] 54 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,594 SEE? PIECE OF CAKE, 55 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,496 AND I BARELY BROKE A SWEAT. 56 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,465 OH, YOUR FATHER WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PROUD. 57 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:25,466 THERE WE GO, THERE WE GO. 58 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:26,500 AHH... 59 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:27,868 WHOO! 60 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:30,003 THANKS FOR BEING HERE WITH ME TODAY, GUYS. 61 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,772 IT'S A PERFECT DAY! 62 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,009 [***] 63 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,922 [***] 64 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,601 AND FINALLY, 65 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:34,802 THE FIRST EVER THREE-TIME WINNER 66 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,404 OF THE TRI-CITY MARATHON, 67 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,539 KENDAL'S VERY OWN FLASH GORDON! 68 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,741 [CROWD CHEERING] 69 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,009 THANK YOU. 70 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:48,081 HEY, FLASH, NICE JOB. 71 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,017 WAY TO GO, FLASH. 72 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,919 WE GOT A SITUATION HERE 73 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,153 THAT I THINK YOU NEED TO BE MADE AWARE OF. 74 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,788 DALE'S HERE. 75 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:55,889 COME ON, THAT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER. 76 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,157 WHERE IS SHE? 77 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,592 NO, NO, NO, DON'T LOOK, DON'T LOOK. 78 00:05:58,626 --> 00:05:59,660 SHE'S OVER THERE, 79 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,463 AND, DUDE, SHE'S HOT. 80 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:09,637 HEY, CRONKITE, 81 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:10,771 YOU READY TO DO THIS OR NOT? 82 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:13,807 YEAH. JUST FIXING MY MAKEUP. 83 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,008 SO, JOELY WAS RIGHT? 84 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,877 YOU HAD A THING WITH THAT FLASH GUY? 85 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,746 IT WAS NOT A "THING." 86 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:19,747 WE DATED FOR A WHILE. 87 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,048 IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 88 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,451 AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, JOELY. 89 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:25,786 I THINK WE'RE GOING TO 90 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:28,856 HAVE TO GO WITH A LAPEL MIKE TODAY. 91 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,424 YOU READY? 92 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,067 YEAH. 93 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,569 OKAY, HERE SHE COMES. 94 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:42,970 JUST BE COOL, AND REMEMBER, 95 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,004 YOU'RE THE CHAMPION. 96 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:45,172 THIS IS YOUR DAY. 97 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,774 NO ONE CAN TAKE THIS MOMENT FROM YOU. 98 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:47,975 THANK YOU, DR. PHIL. 99 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,176 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 100 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:52,613 JOELY LAVANT, WIAD-4 NEWS. 101 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,081 CAN WE GET A FEW WORDS WITH YOU? 102 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,749 SURE. 103 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:56,784 HEY, DALE. 104 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,185 HEY, FLASH. 105 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,853 IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 106 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,455 YEAH, SORRY. 107 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,890 THINGS HAVE BEEN A BIT HECTIC. 108 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,758 NEW APARTMENT, NEW JOB. 109 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,159 I WAS GOING TO CALL. 110 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,661 YEAH. NO WORRIES. 111 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:11,131 YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE. 112 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,933 IT'S ALL JUST HAIR AND MAKEUP. 113 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,170 COULD YOU GIVE US A SECOND, GUYS? 114 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,746 SO I'VE SEEN YOU ON THE NEWS A FEW TIMES NOW. 115 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,081 YOU'RE A... YOU'RE A LOCAL CELEBRITY NOW, HUH? 116 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,817 JUST TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH YOU. 117 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,919 YOU NEVER HAD A HARD TIME WITH THAT. 118 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:35,489 SO, UM... WHEN DID YOU GET BACK INTO TOWN? 119 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,625 LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHEN I GOT BACK. 120 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,727 OKAY, MAYBE A FEW PEOPLE... 121 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,896 EVERYONE I KNOW MAY HAVE MENTIONED IT TO ME. 122 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,932 ANYWAYS, WELCOME BACK. 123 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,500 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE GIG. 124 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:48,135 IT'S YOU THAT SHOULD BE CONGRATULATED. 125 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,737 TRIPLE MARATHON WINNER. 126 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:50,804 PRETTY AMAZING. 127 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,874 SO, WHERE ARE YOU LIVING THESE DAYS? 128 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,043 SAME PLACE. 129 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,845 YOU MEAN... 130 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,881 YEAH... WITH MY MOM. 131 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,916 NICK AND ME, WE HAVE A SHOP THERE, 132 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:05,886 AND SHE... SHE TRAVELS FOR WORK 133 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,855 MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAYS, 134 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,523 SO IT WORKS OUT PRETTY WELL. 135 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:15,028 ANYWAY, YOU WANT TO DO IT? 136 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,930 THE INTERVIEW. I MEAN THE INTERVIEW. 137 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:19,166 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT. YEAH. 138 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,601 COME ON, LET'S DO THIS. 139 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:23,637 YEAH. I-I KNEW THAT. 140 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,005 SHE GOES TO YALE, 141 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,007 PROBABLY GRADUATED WITH HONORS. 142 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,142 SHE'S GOT THIS GREAT CAREER GOING, 143 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,711 AND I STILL LIVE WITH MY MOM. 144 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:31,812 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE? 145 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,146 YEAH, A GOOD SON. 146 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,616 YOUR MOM NEEDED YOU, AND YOU STEPPED UP. 147 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:37,084 THAT'S WHAT A GOOD SON DOES. 148 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,752 YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I MEAN, 149 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,721 HER X-RAYS HAVE BEEN CLEAR FOR A YEAR. 150 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,856 IT'S TIME I GOT MY OWN PLACE. 151 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,058 YEAH, IF YOU MOVE, SHE SELLS THE HOUSE. 152 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:47,828 IF SHE SELLS THE HOUSE, WE AIN'T GOT NO SHOP. 153 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,930 YOU AIN'T MOVIN' OUT. 154 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,899 NOW, CAN WE GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT? 155 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,101 THAT RACE WORE ME OUT. 156 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,937 I'LL DROP YOU OFF. THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO DO. 157 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,607 THIS FLASH GUY IS ONE HOT SLAB OF MAN. 158 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,975 HOW LONG WERE YOU TWO TOGETHER? 159 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,645 PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION. 160 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,213 WHAT HAPPENED? 161 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,648 LIFE HAPPENED. 162 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:09,650 YEAH, IT HAS A WAY OF DOING THAT, HUH? 163 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:12,219 BUT I SEE YOU LANDED ON YOUR FEET. 164 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,087 YOU AND JOE SET A DATE YET? 165 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,089 NO, BUT WHAT DO YOU CARE? 166 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,324 YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE WEDDINGS. 167 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:18,659 MM. I LIKE TO BE REMINDED 168 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,728 OF WHAT I'M NOT MISSING. 169 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,941 [***] 170 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,884 THIS IS FOR YOU, DAD. 171 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,921 GO! 172 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,223 WHOO-HOO! 173 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,692 WELL, I'D SAY WE MADE A MISTAKE 174 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,026 CALLING YOU STEVEN. 175 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,796 FROM NOW ON, I'M CALLING YOU "FLASH." 176 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:56,797 COOL. 177 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:16,249 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO] 178 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,652 [SINGING ALONG] 179 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,356 Cu�l es eso? 180 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,225 Cu�l es eso? 181 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,972 Oye, abeja! 182 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,915 [GUNSHOT] 183 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:50,918 COVER? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, COVER? 184 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,986 YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS. 185 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,322 THAT'S STEVE, A.K.A. FLASH GORDON, 186 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,690 TRIPLE MARATHON WINNER. 187 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:57,891 SHOW SOME RESPECT. 188 00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,861 FINE, HE GETS IN, BUT YOU PAY. 189 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,975 YOU ARE SO BUYING DRINKS. 190 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:19,312 I'LL BE IN IN A SECOND. 191 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,313 [TIRES SQUEALING] 192 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,915 HEY, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 193 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,283 NO, NO, NO, NO. 194 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,952 HEY, HEY! 195 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,177 STOP! PULL OVER! 196 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,254 FREAK... 197 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,422 WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING ME? 198 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,124 PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME. 199 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,993 I DON'T LIKE BEING TOUCHED. TELL ME WHO YOU ARE. 200 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,095 I'M NO ONE, OKAY? SO JUST LET ME GO. 201 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,997 ALL RIGHT, WE CAN DO THIS THE HARD WAY. 202 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,264 NO, LOOK-- AH! OKAY. 203 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,533 I'M NOT SOME KIND OF FREAK, OKAY? 204 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,068 I JUST... I WORKED FOR YOUR FATHER. 205 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,236 I WAS HIS ASSISTANT. 206 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,470 AT THE UNIVERSITY? 207 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,106 NO. 208 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,174 DID HE NEVER TALK TO YOU ABOUT HIS WORK? 209 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,776 HE WAS A PHYSICS PROFESSOR. 210 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,912 OKAY, SO YOU DON'T KNOW. KNOW WHAT? 211 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,346 ABOUT THE PORTAGE INITIATIVE? 212 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,081 WHAT'S THE PORTAGE INITIATIVE? 213 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,883 I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO GO. 214 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:30,918 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 215 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,185 DON'T TOUCH ME. 216 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,221 TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. 217 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:38,091 IF YOU SEE YOUR FATHER, TELL HIM TO TRUST NO ONE. 218 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,360 MY FATHER'S DEAD. 219 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:43,263 YES, OF COURSE. 220 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,998 I WON'T BOTHER YOU AGAIN. 221 00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,412 SO I RAN INTO THIS GUY LAST NIGHT. 222 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,814 MM-HMM? 223 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,482 SAID HE USED TO WORK WITH DAD. 224 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:05,385 DARK HAIR, KIND OF WILD EYES. 225 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:09,256 YOUR FATHER WORKED WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE. 226 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,958 SIT DOWN, I'LL MAKE YOU SOME EGGS. 227 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,192 MOM, I CAN DO IT. 228 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,560 I'M LEAVING FOR ATLANTA TOMORROW. 229 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,428 IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY MEAL I GET TO COOK FOR YOU. 230 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,596 NOW SIT. 231 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,965 SO THIS IS YOUR THIRD VICTORY. 232 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,366 ANY PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR? 233 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,901 RIGHT NOW, ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT 234 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,270 IS A HOT SHOWER AND A COLD BEER. 235 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,279 DIDN'T THIS PIECE AIR YESTERDAY? 236 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,447 I GUESS SOME STORIES NEVER DIE, HUH? 237 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,916 I WAS GRABBING A STILL FOR THE WEBSITE. 238 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,854 WELL, IF YOU CAN TEAR YOURSELF AWAY FROM YESTERDAY'S NEWS, 239 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,924 THERE'S SOME GUY HERE WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE FOUND AN ALIEN POD. 240 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,864 SO THIS GUY SAID HE USED TO WORK WITH DAD 241 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,166 ON SOMETHING CALLED THE "PORTAGE INITIATIVE." 242 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,069 [EGGS SMASH] OH... 243 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,938 HE EVER TALK ABOUT THAT? 244 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,606 UM... 245 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,009 NO, HE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT HIS WORK. 246 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,443 [CLEARS THROAT AWKWARDLY] 247 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,580 EVEN IF HE HAD, I WOULDN'T HAVE UNDERSTOOD IT. 248 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,450 ALL THOSE NUMBERS. 249 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,553 I CAN BARELY BALANCE MY CHECKBOOK. 250 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,656 POPPY OR SESAME? 251 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,325 POPPY. 252 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,428 SO THIS PORTAGE INITIATIVE, I, UH... 253 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,964 FOUND SOME INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET ABOUT IT. 254 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,935 IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 255 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,270 WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME? 256 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,271 NOTHING. 257 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,207 ALL I KNOW 258 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,177 IS THAT HE DID SOME RESEARCH OUTSIDE THE UNIVERSITY, 259 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,647 BUT, LIKE I SAID, HE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IT. 260 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,049 WHAT KIND OF RESEARCH? 261 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,483 I DON'T KNOW. 262 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,585 WELL, DID HE LEAVE ANY PAPERS BEHIND, ANYTHING? 263 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,686 THEY CAME AND TOOK THEM ALL. 264 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,089 WHO? I DON'T KNOW. 265 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,623 PLEASE, STEVEN, 266 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:54,027 DON'T GO POKING AROUND IN THIS. 267 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,929 THIS IS ABOUT DAD. 268 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,497 DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? 269 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,000 I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. 270 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,035 HE WAS KILLED IN A FIRE. 271 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,303 THEN HOW COME THEY NEVER FOUND A BODY? 272 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,977 LET THIS GO, STEVEN. 273 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,678 I'M NOT ASKING YOU, I'LL TELLING YOU. 274 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,446 THAT PROJECT, WHATEVER IT WAS, 275 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,448 COST ME A HUSBAND. 276 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,985 IT WON'T COST ME A SON, TOO. 277 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,521 COME ON, EAT YOUR EGGS. 278 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,547 [KNOCKING GENTLY] 279 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,154 WHAT WAS THAT LIGHT? 280 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,655 JUST WATCHING SOME TV. 281 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,757 THAT WASN'T TV LIGHT. 282 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,393 GO TO BED, FLASH. 283 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,146 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 284 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,447 HE SAYS IT LOOKED LIKE A BIG BEE. 285 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,082 Vino de un agujero en el cielo. 286 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,317 Tir� a rayos de la luz de �l es ojos. 287 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,585 IT CAME FROM A HOLE IN THE SKY, 288 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,620 AND SHOT RAYS OF LIGHT FROM ITS EYES. 289 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,689 No me gust�, as� que yo lo tiro. 290 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,224 HE DIDN'T LIKE IT, SO HE SHOT IT. 291 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,225 AND THAT'S WHAT'S IN THE BAG? 292 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,493 Si. 293 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,228 AH-AH! 294 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:38,698 Ciento para mirar. Cinco cientos para tocar. 295 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,301 HE WANTS 100 TO LOOK AT IT, 500 TO TOUCH IT. 296 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,636 SOUNDS LIKE MY LAST DATE. 297 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,372 TELL HIM TO CALL THE ENQUIRER. 298 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,739 WE DON'T PAY FOR STORIES. 299 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,076 La cambio para el boleto de la loter�a. 300 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,779 HE'LL TRADE YOU FOR THE LOTTERY TICKET. 301 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,148 WINNING THE LOTTERY, OR FINDING AN ALIEN POD, 302 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,716 WHICH HAS BETTER ODDS? 303 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,451 IT'S KIND OF A TOSS-UP. 304 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,565 Gracias. 305 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,070 [GROANS] 306 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,672 Incre�ble, �eh? 307 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,813 REMIND ME NEVER TO TAKE YOU TO VEGAS WITH ME. 308 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,456 STRIKE ME, BABY! 309 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,406 [RIFT ALERT BLARING] 310 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,589 XCALIBUR LANES. 311 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:27,607 AH... 312 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:33,112 ONE CHERRY '67 FIREBIRD FUEL GAUGE. 313 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,183 DUDE, WHERE'D YOU GET THIS? 314 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,685 I KNOW PEOPLE THAT KNOW PEOPLE. 315 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,553 SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LAST NIGHT? 316 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:41,854 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY DATE BAIT, 317 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:42,855 AND YOU BAILED. 318 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,591 SOMETHING CAME UP. 319 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,925 YEAH, LIKE A DALE-EMMA. 320 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,261 IT WAS NOT ABOUT DALE. 321 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,929 WHATEVER! 322 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,731 IT WAS ABOUT MY DAD. 323 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,269 OKAY, THIS IS WEIRD. 324 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,837 FOUR PEOPLE AT THE XCALIBUR LANES 325 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,306 JUST REPORTED BEING ATTACKED BY AN ALIEN. 326 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,707 THINK WE SHOULD CHECK IT OUT? 327 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,741 WHAT IS THIS? ALIEN HOMECOMING WEEK? 328 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,578 YOU KNOW THIS IS GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE A HOAX. 329 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:06,579 WELL, YEAH, BUT IT'D BE A GREAT TEASE. 330 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:07,947 PEOPLE LOVE THEIR ALIENS 331 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,816 ALMOST AS MUCH AS THEY LOVE THEIR CELEBRITIES. 332 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,685 IF ONLY WE COULD GET E.T. ON TAPE WITH LINDSAY LOHAN, 333 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,587 THEN WE'D BE SET. 334 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,390 ALL RIGHT, GRAB ROLLER, LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 335 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,360 [FLASH]: SO, APPARENTLY, RV DUDE IS SOME SCIENTIST 336 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,629 THAT WORKED WITH MY DAD ON A SECRET PROJECT 337 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,697 CALLED "THE PORTAGE INITIATIVE." 338 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:25,932 [NICK]: AND THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN SOMETHING TO ME? 339 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,634 IT'S FRENCH. 340 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,370 IT MEANS TO CROSS OVER LAND IN BETWEEN TWO LAKES. 341 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,504 HEY, YOU GOT ENOUGH SLACK? 342 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,240 YEAH, I'M GOOD. 343 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,874 SO, ANYWAYS, APPARENTLY, IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH 344 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,776 SUBATOMIC DIMENSIONAL TRANSFERENCE. 345 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,678 WHATEVER THE HECK THAT MEANS, I HAVE NO IDEA, 346 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,248 BUT THAT'S WHAT THE INTERNET FRINGE SEEM TO THINK. 347 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,716 OKAY, AND THIS IS SUDDENLY IMPORTANT BECAUSE... 348 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,386 BECAUSE HE NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT IT. 349 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,921 IT'S LIKE HE HAD SOME SECRET LIFE GOING ON. 350 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,823 DUDE, HE WAS A PHYSICIST, 351 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,892 AND YOU WERE WHAT, 13? 352 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,427 AND YOU SUDDENLY THINK HE'S GONNA SIT YOU DOWN 353 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,763 AND DISCUSS THE FINER POINTS OF STRING THEORY? 354 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:57,964 YOU DON'T GET IT. 355 00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,366 THIS GUY WAS TALKING ABOUT MY DAD 356 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,334 LIKE HE MAY SOMEHOW STILL BE ALIVE. 357 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,337 BECAUSE, IN HIS MIND, HE PROBABLY IS. 358 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,738 LOOK, THIS RV DUDE SOUNDS LIKE 359 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,740 HE'S A COUPLE SANDWICHES SHORT OF A PICNIC. 360 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:08,975 [DALE, ON TELEVISION]: WITNESSES REPORTED... 361 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,577 LOOK, YOUR OLD GIRL. 362 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,345 ...A CREATURE, WHICH ACCORDING TO WITNESSES, 363 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,780 STOOD SEVEN FEET TALL AND SHOT LASERS FROM HIS HANDS, 364 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,348 WAS SEEN BY SEVERAL WITNESSES, 365 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,650 INCLUDING XCALIBUR MANAGER JACK B. KAHUNA. 366 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,651 MR. KAHUNA, WHAT CAN YOU TELL US 367 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,553 ABOUT THIS EXPERIENCE? 368 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,789 WELL, I'M JUST SO GRATEFUL I DIDN'T GET PROBED BY HIM, 369 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,691 BECAUSE, ONCE YOU'VE BEEN PROBED-- 370 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,694 WAIT, THAT'S RV DUDE. WHAT'S HE DOING THERE? 371 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:29,996 ABSOLUTELY. 372 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,765 WHAT IF THIS IS ALL CONNECTED? 373 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:33,766 WHAT? 374 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,801 OKAY, YOU'RE SPENDING 375 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:35,802 WAY TOO MUCH TIME SURFING. 376 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,304 NO, THINK ABOUT IT. 377 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,472 ALIEN, RV DUDE, SECRET PROJECT. 378 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:40,807 WHAT IF THIS IS ALL RELATED? 379 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,975 OKAY, THAT'S A PRETTY BIG "WHAT IF." 380 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,412 LET ME THROW A SMALLER ONE AT YOU. 381 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,679 WHAT IF-- 382 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,615 AND I'M JUST PUTTING THIS OUT THERE-- 383 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,551 WHAT IF YOU JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE GIRL 384 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,453 THAT YOU'RE SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH IS ENGAGED, 385 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,687 AND YOU CAN'T DEAL, SO YOU'RE MANUFACTURING 386 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,523 A RIDICULOUS EXCUSE TO TALK TO HER 387 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,690 IN A MISGUIDED ATTEMPT TO WIN HER BACK. 388 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:58,725 WAIT, DALE'S ENGAGED? 389 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,328 PLEASE... 390 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,895 DON'T PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SEE IT. 391 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:03,963 AND, ON THAT NOTE-- 392 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,432 HER RING. 393 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,867 THIS IS DALE ARDEN REPORTING. 394 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:12,805 IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET, 395 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,874 I'D PUT "U" AND "I" TOGETHER RIGHT NOW, 396 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,676 BUT I'M WORKING TONIGHT, SHANNON. 397 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:17,910 LOOK, I'LL CALL YOU. 398 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,416 [SPEED-DIALING] 399 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,617 HEY, KIKI? 400 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,053 I'M ON MY WAY. 401 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,788 YEAH, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, 402 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,691 BECAUSE, TONIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO HEAVEN. 403 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:32,959 [CHUCKLING] 404 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,965 AH! 405 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,303 [THUD] 406 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,215 NOBODY BOOSTS MY COUGAR. 407 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:03,089 [SCREAMING] 408 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,366 OF COURSE IT WAS NOTHING. 409 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,634 IF THE INVASION HAD BEGUN, 410 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,437 DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU? 411 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:18,771 PSST! HEY. 412 00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,740 THAT GUY, YOUR HOT EX. HE'S HERE! 413 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,775 FLASH? IS HERE? 414 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:26,546 I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 415 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:27,647 WHAT DOES HE WANT? 416 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,148 I DON'T KNOW. 417 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,117 BUT I GOT A FEELING IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD. 418 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,052 I'M SENDING HIM DOWN. 419 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,096 I HOPE IT'S COOL THAT I STOPPED BY. 420 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,433 I TRIED TO CALLING YOU, BUT YOUR INBOX WAS FULL. 421 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:47,867 STOP. 422 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,873 BEFORE YOU SAY WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY, 423 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,575 I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 424 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,144 I'M ENGAGED. 425 00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,780 I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING EARLIER, 426 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,982 BUT I DIDN'T WANT THINGS TO BE WEIRD FOR YOU, FOR US. 427 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:05,184 I MEAN, THERE IS A LOT OF POTENTIAL FOR WEIRDNESS, 428 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,853 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR BIG MOMENT, 429 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,856 SO I TWISTED MY RING, DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 430 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:12,592 ALL RIGHT. 431 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,029 AND CLEARLY, YOU DON'T FEEL WEIRD AT ALL, 432 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,565 AND NOW I JUST FEEL STUPID. 433 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,132 WHY WOULD YOU FEEL STUPID? 434 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,168 WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE SAME PERSON. 435 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:25,004 I MEAN, YOU'RE THE MARATHON MAN, AND I'M... 436 00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,106 THE EXACT SAME PERSON? 437 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,741 NO. 438 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:31,177 I HAVE... MUCH NICER SHOES NOW. 439 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,945 [CHUCKLING] 440 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,216 IT'S GREAT SEEING YOU, DALE. 441 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,752 HEY, AND CONGRATULATIONS. WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY? 442 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,654 JOE WYLEE. DO YOU KNOW HIM? 443 00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:42,955 WHAT, YOU MEAN AS IN ROGER WYLEE? 444 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,891 HIS SON. OOH, FANCY. 445 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,092 NOT REALLY. 446 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:49,195 HE'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY REGULAR GUY. 447 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:50,997 WHAT ABOUT YOU? ARE YOU... 448 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,031 UH, NO, NO, 449 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,200 UM... 450 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,235 THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY WHY I'M HERE. 451 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,638 I ACTUALLY CAME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THE BOWLING ALLEY. 452 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,873 WHAT HAPPENED THERE? THE FALIEN STORY? 453 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,075 "FALIEN"? FAKE ALIEN? 454 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,677 IT'S ACTUALLY MY SECOND ONE OF THE WEEK. 455 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:07,079 THEY TEND TO HAPPEN IN THREES, LIKE CELEBRITY DEATHS. 456 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,648 SO, THERE WAS NOTHING UNUSUAL THERE? 457 00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:10,082 IF YOU'RE ASKING ME WHETHER I THINK 458 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,251 AN ALIEN CAME DOWN TO KNOCK A FEW PINS AROUND, 459 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,953 NO, I DON'T. 460 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,988 IT WAS PROBABLY JUST A COUPLE OF FRAT BOYS PULLING A PRANK. 461 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:19,626 YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WELL, NOW I'M THE ONE THAT FEELS STUPID. 462 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,193 WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON? 463 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,763 THERE'S JUST BEEN SOME ODD STUFF HAPPENING LATELY, 464 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,732 AND I WAS HOPING IT WAS ALL CONNECTED SOMEHOW. 465 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:26,733 LIKE WHAT? 466 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:30,603 YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET ABOUT IT. 467 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,071 OF COURSE, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT WAS A PRANK. 468 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:34,073 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT, THERE'S NO WAY 469 00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:35,608 YOU'RE GOING TO COME ALL THE WAY FROM ANOTHER PLANET 470 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:36,809 AND GO TO XCALIBUR. 471 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:38,845 YOU'D HIT THE ROCK AND BOWL. 472 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,681 [LAUGHS] 473 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:44,517 SAME OLD FLASH. 474 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:45,752 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 475 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,054 I GOTTA TAKE THIS. 476 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:52,224 HEY, YOU. 477 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:53,826 WHAT? I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 478 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,195 HEY, FLASH, THAT FALIEN? 479 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,164 IT APPARENTLY JUST LIQUEFIED SOMEBODY AT A MINI-MART. 480 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:13,646 SO THIS WEIRD RV GUY, WHERE DO WE FIND HIM? 481 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,782 NO IDEA. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 482 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,788 DEAD PEOPLE VERY BAD FOR BUSINESS. 483 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:23,022 I WILL CLEAN HIM UP MYSELF. 484 00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:24,924 WE'RE MOVING AS FAST AS WE CAN, SIR. 485 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,158 PLEASE, PUT AWAY THE MOP. 486 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:27,960 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 487 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,729 OH, THIS IS A CLOSED CRIME SCENE, NO PRESS. 488 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,699 I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO FOLLOW ME. 489 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:45,845 SO, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE? 490 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,780 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 491 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:48,781 THE DEAD GUY... 492 00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:50,149 WHAT? 493 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,751 IT'S LIKE HE WAS... I DON'T KNOW, 494 00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:53,219 BOILED TO DEATH FROM THE INSIDE OUT. 495 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:54,687 LET ME SEE THE BODY. 496 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,122 NO, TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO. 497 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,757 SO, ANY THEORIES ABOUT THE CAUSE OF DEATH? 498 00:25:57,790 --> 00:26:01,027 AS CRAZY AS IT SOUNDS, SOME KIND OF MICROWAVE. 499 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,094 AN OVEN? 500 00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:03,663 A WEAPON. 501 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:05,031 THE MILITARY BASE. WE'RE THINKING 502 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,833 IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME NEW TYPE OF GUN. 503 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:08,935 SINCE WHEN DOES THE MILITARY TEST WEAPONS AT MINI-MARTS? 504 00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:14,106 HEY, DALE? 505 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,747 ISN'T THAT THAT GUY YOU DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL? 506 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,749 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 507 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,752 COME ON, I'LL INTRODUCE YOU. 508 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:33,159 FLASH, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY FIANCE, JOE WYLEE. 509 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:34,627 HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU. 510 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:36,162 PLEASURE. 511 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:39,899 I FOUND THESE FOOTPRINTS. OBVIOUSLY NOT A DETECTIVE, 512 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,367 BUT THEY JUST COME TO A STOP. 513 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,702 DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD? 514 00:26:42,735 --> 00:26:44,771 AND THE TOES, 515 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,138 THEY'RE DUG IN PRETTY DEEP, 516 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,040 SO, OBVIOUSLY, HE WAS JUMPING FORWARD, 517 00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:50,943 BUT WHERE DID HE LAND? 518 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,979 THE BODY? 519 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:54,313 HE WOULD HAVE HAD TO JUMP OVER 30 FEET. 520 00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:55,748 IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? 521 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,183 NOT WITHOUT WINNING A GOLD MEDAL. 522 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,951 I APPRECIATE THE INPUT, 523 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:00,319 BUT LET'S LET THE DETECTIVES HANDLE THE DETECTING. 524 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:01,888 RIGHT. 525 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:03,856 WE'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO IT. 526 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,395 WE HAVE TO FIND THIS SCIENTIST GUY. 527 00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:10,997 SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD. 528 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,799 HE HAD TO GET A DEGREE FROM SOME UNIVERSITY. 529 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:14,934 I'M THINKING EARLY '90s, MAYBE LATE '80s. 530 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,736 WE'LL CHECK THE IVY LEAGUES FIRST. 531 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:17,970 YEAH, BUT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A NAME. 532 00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:19,906 WE'VE GOT NOTHING. 533 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,408 WE'VE GOT A FACE. 534 00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:25,344 [OPERA MUSIC PLAYING] 535 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,442 OH, MY GOD. 536 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:59,712 IT'S THE 1989 PARADE OF BAD HAIR. 537 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:00,947 [LAUGHING] 538 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:02,782 AW, DID WE EVER LOOK THAT BAD? 539 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:05,251 DO NOT GO THERE. 540 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:06,352 YEARBOOK PHOTOS ARE BAD ENOUGH, 541 00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:07,820 BUT ONLINE YEARBOOK PHOTOS? 542 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:10,456 WORK OF THE DEVIL. 543 00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:14,961 OH, MAN, 544 00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:16,328 WE'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR THREE HOURS. 545 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:18,731 I'M STARTING TO SEE DOUBLE. 546 00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:21,133 YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHANGE THE STRAP ON THAT THING. 547 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,002 IT'S LOOKING A LITTLE RAGGED. 548 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,972 THIS ACTUALLY USED TO BELONG TO MY FATHER. 549 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:28,107 HE WORE IT ALL THE TIME. 550 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,909 OH... 551 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:32,278 THAT'S NICE THAT YOU HAVE IT, THEN. 552 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,782 I THINK SOME STUDENTS GAVE IT TO HIM. 553 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:37,183 HE WAS GUEST-LECTURING 554 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,217 AT THIS LITTLE COLLEGE IN MAINE. 555 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:40,119 WE SPENT THE SUMMER THERE. 556 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:41,888 YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO REMEMBER THE NAME 557 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:44,490 OF THIS LITTLE COLLEGE, DO YOU? 558 00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,059 SURE. 559 00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:52,932 THIS IS THE ADDRESS FROM THE WEBSITE. 560 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,037 I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEBODY LIVES HERE. 561 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,972 WELL, THIS IS HIS RV. 562 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:02,108 I TOLD YOU HE'S WEIRD. 563 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:04,143 [BANGING ON DOOR] 564 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:07,880 SO, JOE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD GUY. 565 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:09,415 HOW LONG YOU BEEN HOOKED UP? 566 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,083 SIX MONTHS, 567 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:14,020 AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, WE ARE NOT HOOKED UP. 568 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:15,154 [KNOCKS LOUDLY] 569 00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:16,856 WHAT'S WRONG WITH "HOOKED UP?" 570 00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:17,857 IT'S AN EXPRESSION. 571 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:19,058 WITH IMPLICATIONS. 572 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,292 I WASN'T IMPLYING ANYTHING. 573 00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:22,061 [KNOCKS] 574 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,062 YES, YOU WERE. I HEARD IT. 575 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,563 [KNOCKS] 576 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,765 WELL, YOU CAN'T HEAR WHAT'S NOT THERE. 577 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:31,270 HE'S NOT HERE. 578 00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,973 MAYBE HE'S IN THERE. 579 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,811 YOU WANT ME TO BE UPSET ABOUT YOU AND JOE, DON'T YOU? 580 00:29:38,845 --> 00:29:40,179 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 581 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:42,181 I'M NOT BEING RIDICULOUS. I KNOW YOU, 582 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,016 AND YOU WANT ME TO BE UPSET, 583 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:46,152 AND I'M NOT UPSET, SO IT'S UPSETTING YOU. 584 00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:48,420 YOU KNOW WHAT, SPARE ME THE NICKEL ANALYSIS... 585 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:52,191 BECAUSE I AM GOOD. REALLY GOOD. 586 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:53,459 GOOD. I'M GOOD, TOO. 587 00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:54,493 GOOD. SO WE'RE BOTH GOOD? 588 00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:55,494 YEAH. GOOD. 589 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,864 [EXPLOSION] 590 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,168 AFTER YOU. 591 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:08,274 [FLASH COUGHING]: HELLO? 592 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:12,544 [DALE]: IS ANYBODY HERE? 593 00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:14,013 HELLO? 594 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:24,957 WEIRD. 595 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:29,561 WHOA... 596 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:32,164 HOW DID YOU FIND ME? 597 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:40,506 WE JUST WANT TO ASK A FEW QUESTIONS. 598 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:44,476 NO, NO, NOT WITH HER. 599 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,412 SHE'S THAT REPORTER FROM THE BOWLING ALLEY. 600 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,347 I DON'T TRUST REPORTERS. 601 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,549 AND I DON'T TRUST GUYS WITH FREAKY GUNS POINTED AT ME. 602 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:53,052 I PROMISE, SHE'S NOT GOING TO REPORT ANYTHING THAT YOU SAY. 603 00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:57,023 FINE. 604 00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:58,891 NOTHING LEAVES THIS ROOM. 605 00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:01,027 DIDN'T NEED THAT PULITZER ANYWAY. 606 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:05,397 PLEASE, THIS IS ABOUT MY FATHER. I NEED TO KNOW. 607 00:31:05,431 --> 00:31:07,033 WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE PORTAGE INITIATIVE? 608 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:12,504 IT WAS A SECRET PROJECT, FUNDED BY NASA. 609 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,106 AT LEAST THEY SAID IT WAS NASA. 610 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,976 WE'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING FOR FUNDING. 611 00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:19,445 MY GOD, IT'S WORKING. 612 00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:21,380 WE WERE STUDYING GRAVITATIONS IN DARK MATTER 613 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:22,915 USING OLD SCHOOL CYCLOTRONS. 614 00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:24,350 BASIC STUFF, BUT THE DATA WE WERE USING, 615 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,618 IT WAS LIKE NOTHING I'D EVER SEEN BEFORE, 616 00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:28,387 BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG. 617 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,093 YES, THERE WAS A FIRE, 618 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,494 BUT YOUR FATHER, 619 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,296 HE DIDN'T DIE IN THAT FIRE. 620 00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:03,155 LOOK. 621 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,434 CAREFUL, DR. GORDON. 622 00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:22,241 NO! 623 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:33,452 BUT YOUR FATHER WAS LOST IN A DIMENSIONAL RIFT. 624 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:34,753 WE OPENED A DOOR 625 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,455 THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN OPENED. 626 00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,624 ARE YOU SAYING HE COULD STILL BE ALIVE SOMEWHERE? 627 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,626 MM, AH... I DIDN'T THINK SO, 628 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,461 BUT THEN THREE WEEKS AGO, 629 00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,363 RIFTS STARTED HAPPENING AGAIN. 630 00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:46,098 AT FIRST, I THOUGHT... 631 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:48,000 WELL, I HOPED THAT MAYBE HE HAD BEEN ABLE 632 00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:50,202 TO RE-CREATE THE EXPERIMENT SOMEWHERE TO TRY TO GET HOME, 633 00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:51,403 BUT THEN... 634 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:53,539 THINGS STARTED TO COME THROUGH. 635 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,774 SO THAT GUY WHO TRIED TO SELL ME THE ALIEN PROBE, HE WAS FOR REAL? 636 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,243 YES. 637 00:32:57,276 --> 00:32:58,677 AND THE ALIEN AT THE BOWLING ALLEY? 638 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,179 YES, AND THAT'S PROBABLY JUST THE BEGINNING, 639 00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,747 SO, BASICALLY, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! 640 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:03,449 HEY, HEY, CALM DOWN. OKAY, YOU NEED TO CALL JOE. 641 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,284 HE PROBABLY HAS A NUMBER WE CAN CALL. 642 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:07,053 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEBODY IN CHARGE OF ALIEN INVASION. 643 00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:09,755 NO, NO. NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS. 644 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:12,058 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING, 645 00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:13,325 AND SECOND, IF IT WAS HAPPENING, 646 00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,460 IT'S NOT THE SORT OF THING 647 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,262 THAT YOU COULD HANDLE ON YOUR OWN. 648 00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:18,364 WE HAVE TO. THE MORE PEOPLE WHO KNOW ABOUT THIS, 649 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:20,266 THE MORE DANGER WE'RE IN. 650 00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:42,388 [TRILLING] 651 00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:46,092 LOOK, UH... 652 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:47,393 THIS IS US, OKAY? 653 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:48,560 HAPPILY BLOWING BUBBLES 654 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:49,761 IN OUR COZY LITTLE DIMENSION, 655 00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,163 AND SOMEONE OUT HERE 656 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:52,698 JUST STARTED SWINGING A HAMMER AT US. 657 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:55,267 ALL THE MORE REASON TO TELL SOMEBODY. 658 00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:57,069 NO, NO! BECAUSE IF WE DO, 659 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:58,270 IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 660 00:33:58,304 --> 00:33:59,638 BEFORE WE BUILD OUR OWN HAMMER. 661 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:01,407 TRUST ME, I KNOW. THEY'RE ALREADY TRYING. 662 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,509 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PHASE-CHANGE IS? 663 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,477 IT'S WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE BIG BANG. 664 00:34:05,511 --> 00:34:08,414 PURE ENERGY CONVERTED TO MATTER, CREATED THE UNIVERSE. 665 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:10,482 IN 10/100ths OF A SECOND, EVERYTHING THAT WAS... 666 00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:12,518 WHOOSH! ...WASN'T, 667 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:13,852 AND THAT'S WHAT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN 668 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,854 IF WE START POKING HOLES BETWEEN DIMENSIONS. 669 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,123 OH! 670 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,732 [DISTANT THUD] 671 00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:35,407 AH... 672 00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:37,309 SO, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 673 00:34:37,343 --> 00:34:38,644 WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL 674 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:39,745 WITH WHATEVER COMES THROUGH ON OUR OWN. 675 00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:41,380 AND HOW DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO THAT? 676 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,516 WELL, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A FEW THINGS, OKAY? 677 00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:47,419 LIKE THIS PROTON GUN. 678 00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:48,720 EVERY DIMENSION 679 00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:51,223 HAS A SPECIFIC PHASE RATE, SO, UM... 680 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,724 [PAPERS SHUFFLING] 681 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:55,427 EVERYTHING IN DIMENSION "TOM" VIBRATES AT ONE RATE... 682 00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,365 EVERYTHING IN DIMENSION "KATIE" 683 00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:00,666 VIBRATES AT ANOTHER. 684 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:03,135 SO, IF KATIE WANTS TO VISIT TOM, 685 00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:05,204 HER PHASE RATE HAS TO ADJUST TO MATCH HIS, 686 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,305 BUT HIT KATIE WITH AN ELECTRON CHARGE 687 00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:07,839 AT JUST THE RIGHT FREQUENCY... 688 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:10,576 IT SHOULD SHIFT HER BACK TO HER OWN DIMENSION. 689 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,311 LIKE A DIMENSIONAL TUNING FORK? 690 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:14,813 DING-DING-DING! EXACTLY. 691 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:17,683 BUT IT'S ONLY GOT ENOUGH CHARGE FOR ONE SHOT, 692 00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:19,618 AND IT MIGHT NOT WORK. 693 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:22,288 I FEEL BETTER ALREADY. 694 00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:27,426 STEVEN, IS THAT YOU? 695 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:35,901 [GASPS] 696 00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:40,906 SO, BASICALLY, YOU'RE SAYING 697 00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:43,175 THAT THERE'S AN ALIEN RUNNING AROUND 698 00:35:43,209 --> 00:35:44,443 TERRORIZING BOWLERS, AND WE HAVE TO FIND IT 699 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,378 AND SHOOT IT WITH THAT THING? 700 00:35:46,412 --> 00:35:48,146 YES, AND MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE ELSE FINDS OUT ABOUT IT. 701 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:53,352 SO WHAT DOES THIS ALIEN WANT? 702 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,187 AND WHY WOULD IT COME TO KENDAL? 703 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:58,457 I MEAN, WHY NOT NEW YORK OR D.C.? 704 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,792 THE ONLY CONNECTION IT WOULD HAVE TO KENDAL WOULD BE... 705 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,196 MY FATHER. 706 00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:08,400 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 707 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,372 HELLO, FLASH. 708 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:14,640 I NEED TO FIND THE IMEX. 709 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:15,874 DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS? 710 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:18,844 IMEX? MOM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 711 00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:21,680 YOUR FATHER, HE USED TO HAVE AN IMEX. 712 00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:23,315 I NEED IT. 713 00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:25,984 MOM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU SOUND A LITTLE WEIRD. 714 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,586 IS THERE SOMEBODY THERE WITH YOU? 715 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:28,754 I'M FINE, FLASH. 716 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:31,223 JUST TELL ME WHERE THE IMEX IS. 717 00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:32,724 I DON'T KNOW, MOM. 718 00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:36,962 SOMETHING'S WRONG. SHE JUST CALLED ME "FLASH." 719 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:40,266 BUT SHE ONLY CALLS YOU STEVEN. 720 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:42,234 WHAT'S GOING ON? ARE YOU OKAY? 721 00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:43,635 I'M FINE. 722 00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:45,837 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 723 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:47,673 GOODBYE. 724 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,916 MOM? YOU HERE? 725 00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:04,390 HELLO, FLASH. 726 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:05,491 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME PIE? 727 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:10,329 MOM, YOU'RE ACTING WEIRD. 728 00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:11,530 WHAT'S WRONG? 729 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,664 I'M FINE. 730 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:21,673 WHAT KIND OF PIE DID YOU BAKE ME, MOM? 731 00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:25,644 JUST ONE PIE, FOR MY SWEETIE-PIE. 732 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,679 AND HOW BIG'S THIS PIE? 733 00:37:27,713 --> 00:37:29,781 A NINE-INCH PIE. 734 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:32,484 I THINK I SHOULD EAT THIS PIE BY MYSELF. 735 00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:36,455 [SIGHS] MOM! 736 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:43,795 [DALE]: LOOK OUT! 737 00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:44,996 QUICK, SHOOT HIM! 738 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:46,498 I'M TRYING! IT'S STUCK! 739 00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:52,638 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? SHOOT HIM! 740 00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:54,072 I'M HAVING ISSUES. ISSUES? 741 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,006 TAKE THAT! 742 00:37:57,643 --> 00:37:58,944 OKAY, IT'S WORKING. 743 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:00,612 IT'S NOT WORKING. 744 00:38:05,451 --> 00:38:06,985 NO, NO, NO, NOT THE BLENDER! MY MOM WILL KILL ME! 745 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,620 WATCH OUT, FLASH! 746 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,556 ROLLING PIN, THAT'S GOOD! 747 00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:43,989 [BUBBLING] 748 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,969 HEY... 749 00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:00,772 HEY, YOU OKAY? 750 00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:02,441 I'M FINE. 751 00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:07,846 THE LAST THING I REMEMBER, 752 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:09,681 I WAS PUTTING AWAY THE GROCERIES. 753 00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,049 [GASPS] THE ICE CREAM. 754 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:13,985 NO, I GOT IT. OH. 755 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:17,856 YOU OKAY? 756 00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,758 [GRUNTS] 757 00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:21,427 OOH... 758 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:24,796 NECK'S A BIT STIFF. 759 00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:26,732 [SIGHS] 760 00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:32,037 OOH... 761 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:35,907 WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 762 00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:37,909 I'M GOING TO MAKE MYSELF A CUP OF TEA. 763 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:39,177 I'VE GOT A 10:00 A.M. TO ATLANTA, 764 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,612 I STILL HAVE TO PACK, AND I... 765 00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:42,614 HEY, I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. 766 00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:44,115 WHY DON'T I GET YOU THE TEA, 767 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:47,486 AND YOU HEAD UPSTAIRS AND LAY DOWN FOR A WHILE? 768 00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:50,689 OKAY, THANK YOU. 769 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,500 SO SHE FEELS FINE, 770 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:02,634 AND SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER A THING. 771 00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:04,636 SORRY ABOUT THE BLENDER. 772 00:40:04,670 --> 00:40:05,904 SHE'LL GET OVER IT. 773 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:09,841 LOOKS LIKE HE LEFT SOMETHING BEHIND. 774 00:40:12,678 --> 00:40:14,580 I THINK IT'S SOME KIND OF TRACKING DEVICE. 775 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,128 WHAT IS IT? 776 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,198 MY FATHER'S DRIVER'S LICENSE. 777 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:41,139 YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S DEFINITELY TRACKING SOMETHING. 778 00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:43,509 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? 779 00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:45,176 I DON'T KNOW. 780 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:46,978 THIS IS IT. 781 00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:57,222 [DALE]: I DON'T FEEL VERY GOOD ABOUT THIS. 782 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:01,126 LOOK, IT'S STARTING TO BLINK FASTER. 783 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:02,494 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 784 00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:05,497 IT MEANS WE'RE GETTING CLOSER. 785 00:41:05,531 --> 00:41:06,898 [DALE]: CLOSER TO WHAT? 786 00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:10,702 I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. 787 00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:16,908 WHAT IS THAT? 788 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,677 THAT WOULD BE A RIFT. 789 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:21,813 IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE ONE YOUR FATHER WAS LOST IN. 790 00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,549 YOU MEAN HE MIGHT BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT THING? 791 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:25,116 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 792 00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:29,888 THAT THING, WHATEVER THE HELL IT WAS, 793 00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:31,557 HAD MY FATHER'S DRIVER'S LICENSE. 794 00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:32,858 IF HE'S OVER THERE, I HAVE TO FIND HIM. 795 00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:34,159 THAT WOULD BE SUICIDE. 796 00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:35,861 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 797 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:36,895 BUT IT'S A REASONABLE ASSUMPTION. 798 00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:40,566 LOOK, IT'S FADING. 799 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:41,800 THIS MIGHT BE MY ONLY CHANCE. 800 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,035 NO! THIS IS INSANITY. 801 00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:45,804 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S OVER THERE, 802 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,072 IF YOU CAN COME BACK. 803 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:48,073 YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO YOUR MOTHER. 804 00:41:48,106 --> 00:41:49,541 AND WHAT ABOUT NICK? 805 00:41:49,575 --> 00:41:51,076 I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT... 806 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:52,711 WHAT? 807 00:41:53,945 --> 00:41:54,980 FORGET IT. 808 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,982 DALE, I HAVE TO DO THIS. 809 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:57,983 I DON'T CARE. 810 00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,818 HEY... 811 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:10,996 OOPS. 812 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,264 WHERE ARE WE? 813 00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:29,114 I HAVE NO IDEA. 814 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:49,300 [***] 815 00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:53,900 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55095

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