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Brooklyn 1986
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when I...
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I learned the first rule of sports:
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When they're not playing,
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??
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They expected you to do easy things.
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Hey, Chris.
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Hit that pedal for me.
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Ah, thanks, man.
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I got any water on my face?
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They expected you to do hard things.
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Hey, Chris, put this back
in the weight room for me.
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They expected you to do ridiculous things.
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Hey, Chris, could you eat this for me?
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I don't like it.
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But mostly, they expected you to do things they couldn'tdo.
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- Hey, Chris, I need
to talk to you, n. - What's up?
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What's up is Coach Thurman's gonna fail me.
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Fail you?
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You're, like,
the best guy on the team.
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All you have to do is show up
and it's automatic "A."
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- Why would he fail you?
- Something about me never showing up to class.
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Look, he's trippin'.
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I don't know why we need
to lea about history anyway.
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What difference does it make
who won
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It's over.
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The Japanese won,
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and now we
have Walkmans.
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Thank God Ital
won World War IV
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and we got pizza.
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So, what you gonna
do about it?
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It's not what I'm
gonna do about it,
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it's what you're
gonna do about i
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I need you to do my history assignments for me.
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- Man, this is a lot of work.
- Come on, man, I thought we were cool.
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- What am I gonna get out of it?
- I'll owe you one.
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- You will?
- Yeah.
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Even though doing Dickerson's work
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was like taking an extra class,
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I knew him owing me one woulbe worth it.
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All right, I'll do it.
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♪ Pump up the volume, pump up the volume ♪
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My man.
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♪ Dance, dance... ♪
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When Dickerson said "my man,"
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It was??
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It was the next best thing
to being him.
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- What's this?
- It's your homework.
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- GIRL: Hi, Dickerson.
- I summarized ??
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- BOY: Dickerson!
- It starts with
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and how it affected the
serfs in rural England.
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My man!
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That's it?
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That's what?
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I had expected a little more.
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I thought by being cool with Dickerson,
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a whole new world would open up...
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in school...
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That'll a dollar.
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Whoa, whoa. His lunch is free.
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That's my man.
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...after class...
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Give him your number.
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That's my man.
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...even in the streets.
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What do we have here?
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Aw, look at that.
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Hey, hey, don't arrest him.
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That's my man.
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Oh, my bad.
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- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
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There you go.
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- You got it.
- No problem.
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Good to see you.
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Yo.
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You're just gonna
knock my man's stuff out of his hand
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and not pick it up?
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Sorry.
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Caruso knows how to say "sorry"?
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Anyway, what'd you want?
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Nothing.
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My man.
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Back at home,
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I wasn't the only one who needed a new man on the job.
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Oh! Excuse me, Mr. Julius.
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Exactly the man I was looking for.
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- Is everything all right?
- Actually, I got a bit of a situation.
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You wouldn't know anyone
looking for a job, would you?
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Me! Me!
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I want a job! Me!
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I want a... Me!
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What kind of job? I mean,
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I might be interested.
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If my father had been a rapper,
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his name would've been Snoop Jobby-Job.
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Don't you already have two jobs?
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You want another one?
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That's like asking Amy Winehouse if she wants another drink?
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Well, what's the job?
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- Well, my assistant died today.
- Oh, no. What happened?
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Well, he went to a dollar theater to watch the movie Airplane,
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when ironically,
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a chemical toilet fell out of an airplane,
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crashed through the roof
and crushed him.
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Tragic. Tragic!
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Anyway, I need a replacement.
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What would I have to do?
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Well... you know, pickups, deliveries.
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That's what I already do.
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Well, all right, then, you're hired!
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here you go.
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Now, the van's out front.
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What's this?
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Oh, the address to the theater.
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I need you to pick up my dead assistant,
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row J, seat 15.
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And I believe he's entitled to a refund,
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so you keep that as a signing bonus.
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With a new job and a signing bonus,
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my father thought he had been hit by a chemical toilet
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and gone to Heaven.
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Meanwhile, doing Dickerson's work was killing me.
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Yo, Chris.
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You didn't finish that homework?
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Oh, yeah-- this is my homework.
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I did yours last night.
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There.
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It's a complete time line of the significant events
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that led up to World War I.
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My man!
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Hey, get me a sandwich--
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turkey with, uh, cheese and mayo on it.
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They don't have that today.
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They got it across the street.
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Cool.
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My man!
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- Hey, Walter.
- Hey, Carol. You hungry?
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My man was just about to get me a sandwich.
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I'll take one.
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Make that two.
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Cool.
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My man!
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Dude, just then, am I crazy,
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or when Dickerson said "my man" was he talking to you?
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- Yeah, he was talking to me.
- That's awesome!
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You're, like, his number-two guy now.
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It's like Chico and the Man,
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My Man Godfrey, Our Man Flint.
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I can't even imagine-- the perks gotta be great.
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Well, so far the only perk is
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Caruso saw me earlier and didn't punch me in the face.
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What's up, Parish? Hey, Bird.
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So, what's up with you and Dickerson?
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You guys hanging out?
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That's your man? You're cool?
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Basically, yeah.
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Huh. What about you,
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are you cool with Dickerson, too?
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Nah, just him.
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Cool.
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Greg did a nice job of waiting ten seconds before crying.
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After a fu day of hanging with Dickerson,
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I was hung up at home, too.
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Boy, put that away.
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You got that much work, you have to do it during dinner?
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I have a lot this week--
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I was up late last night.
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I'm just trying to get it done.
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Hey, baby!
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What's up, Chris?
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Drew.
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Pssh!
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Ba girl.
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Hey.
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eh..This smells good!
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Rochelle,
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did you do something new with your hair?
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I combed it.
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It looks great.
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Doesn't your mother's hair look great?
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I don't know.
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Well, I think it looks great.
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- Can I get finger waves in my hair?
- You got finger wave money?
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I could give her finger waves.
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All you need is a perm kit, holding gel,
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some gloves and your fingers.
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I don't think so, baby.
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I'll give you ten dollars if you need it.
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- You been drinking?
- No. I just feel good today.
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Dad, you said you'd just
pay for finger waves.
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Did you get knocked over your head and forget you were broke?
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No.
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Did aliens kidnap you and
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No.
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Can I get new earrings?
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Sure.
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What's going on with you?
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What are you talking about?
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You're singing and dancing
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and willing to pay for finger waves and earrings?
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Are you leaving us for a white woman?
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No.
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It's just being at this new job,
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I'm with dead people everywhere I go.
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It just makes me feel like I need to appreciate life a little more.
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Oh, this is good!
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What is this, baby?
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Vegetables.
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You kids try this?
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Chris, pass me the big piece of carrot.
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I don't know how you can stand being around all those dead people.
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I love it.
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It makes you realize that life is short.
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Anythi can happen at any time--
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a toilet could fall out of the sky and crush you.
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A bus door could clamp on your neck and choke you.
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A poisonous lizard could escape from the zoo and bite you.
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{a6}ÈýСʱÒÔºó
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You could fall off a bridge and drown.
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And you could trip and fall in front of a power mower
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and be decapitated.
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{a6}Á賿һµã(over phone)
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You could be smoking
a cigarette
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and blow up while siphoning 65 cents' worth of gas.
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And you could eat some
bad coleslaw and get diarrhea
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and die of dehydration.
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You could step in a puddle and be electrocuted
by a downed wire.
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You could blow your nose
and startle a cat with rabies...
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Okay, okay, we get it!
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We can die at any time,
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- and you're happy!
- That's right.
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Ma, can I go?
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I got to get to school.
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Hold on.
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Since I'm happy, I want you all to be happy.
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I bought you all me presents.
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You did what?
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Drew, I got you a Kangol hat.
242
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Ah, cool.
243
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Wait, wait, wait.That thing is expensive.
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Tonya,
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I got you a Danny Glover
Witness Action Play Set.
246
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You bought your daughter a gun?
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It's just like the one
248
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he wounded Harrison Ford with--
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thanks, Daddy!
250
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They were out of
The Color Purple Play Set.
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Chris,
252
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I got you the heavy-duty garbage bag with the quick ties
253
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so they won't break when you carry a heavy load.
254
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Ah. 13-gallon.
255
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I was wondering how you were gonna top the Danny Glover thing.
256
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Julius, we have bills to pay,
257
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and you're giving out gifts?
258
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What about the present to the gasompany,
259
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the electric company, the water company?
260
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This is...
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$47.92
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that you just spent on the kids!
263
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Should my garbage bags really count in that total?
264
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Not just for the kids.
265
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This is for you!
266
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That's Armando Vermani!
267
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I love Armando Vermani!
268
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It's all leather!
269
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Oh, baby, this is beautiful!
270
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I thought you were mad
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because he was spending money.
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Girl, shut up and go play with your gun.
273
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Oh, I got to put this in plastic!
274
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I wasn happy about what I was getting at home,
275
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and I was even less happy about
what was happening at school.
276
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What?!
277
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I knew this was gonna happen.
278
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- Did you hear what she said?
- Who? What?
279
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We have a test tomorrow--
280
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she went over all the stuff today in class.
281
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We do?
282
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Dude, you're burning the candle at both ends.
283
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There's no way you can do other guy's work
284
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and still have time for your own stuff.
285
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It's like cheating on a girlfriend.
286
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If you've never had a girlfriend.
287
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- I'm fine.
- Dude, you're not fine.
288
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Unless you want to fail your classes,
289
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you better tell Dickerson you're not doing any more of his work.
290
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Just calm down-- I-I can handle this.
291
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Yeah, right after you finish your nap?
292
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??
293
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so...from doing Dickerson's work
294
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was drool on my shirt.
295
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I didn't know if things would get any better,
296
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so I decided to get out before things got worse.
297
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- Dickerson, I need to talk to you.
- Yo. I need to talk to you.
298
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Thurman pulled out the big guns.
299
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He said I need to turn in an essay
300
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on the aftermath of World War I.
301
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And if I don't pull at least a "B,"
302
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yo, I won't play in the next game.
303
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- An essay?
- Yeah. You know, like, 20-25 pages.
304
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You can do that, right?
305
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Yeah. That's what I wanted to talk
to you about.
306
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Dickerson, listen Look, I...
307
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Hi, Walter. Hey, Chris.
308
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Hey... Carol.
309
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she's Carol. I'm Carole with an "e."
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A lot of people make that mistake.
311
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- You didn't tell me you had a sister.
- I don't.
312
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You're not twins?
313
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- No.
- Why?
314
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You're joking.
315
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Now, why would they joke about that?
316
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- They look exactly alike.
- Hmm. You think so?
317
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- Man, you need glasses.
- We were wondering if you could do us a favor.
318
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Of course he can do you a favor.
319
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Look, this is my man.
320
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Chris, you wouldn't leave my girls hanging, would you?
321
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- No.
- Great. Here.
322
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at's this?
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- Just some math.
- It's easy.
324
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Then why don't you do it?
325
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Hey, well, look,
326
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we're getting ready to go eat lunch, my man.
327
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You want to come?
328
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- Finally!
- Yeah.
329
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Psyche!
330
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Man, you ain't got time to eat,
331
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'cause you got to work,
332
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but thatas funny.
333
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We'll catch you later, all right?
334
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Yeah.
335
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My man.
336
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At school, things were getting ugly,
337
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but to my father, life was beautiful.
338
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I don't know what's got into you,
339
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but I hope it don't get out.
340
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You know, James, life is short.
341
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I mean, one day, you could pick your toenail and...
342
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End up with a bad viral infection
343
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and have to get your foot amputated.
344
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We got it.
345
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,900
Look, before you get to the next scenario,
346
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- can I get that cash?
- Oh.
347
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Let's see...$175 right there.
348
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Yeah.
349
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$175?
350
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at you gonna do with all that?
351
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I'm starting an answering service.
352
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All I have to do is buy a couple of phones,
353
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get some extra phone lines,
354
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then I can make money just by taking other people's phone calls.
355
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,100
So it's like a human answering machine.
356
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,300
Exactly.
357
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,600
You know, Julius,
358
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I've been kind of depressed since my father left us.
359
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Can I get $20?
360
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Sure. Here you go.
361
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- My man.
- All right.
362
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,500
Back at school, I went from running around for Dickerson,
363
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to running around for everybody.
364
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,600
- Hey, Chris.
- Hey.
365
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,800
Dickerson said you could
do my algebra homework.
366
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,200
Hey, Chris!
367
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,100
Dickerson said you'd wash my car for me.
368
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,900
Are you Christopher?
369
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:17,400
Yeah.
370
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,200
Dickerson said you can get the devil out of this little girl.
371
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While I had it hard,
372
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my father became a soft touch.
373
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,900
- Hey, I need $10 for gas.
- Regular or premium?
374
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Premium.
375
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,500
- There you go.
- My man.
376
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:39,200
- I need to get my hair dryer fixed.
- Just buy yourself a new one.
377
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,900
I need some ammo for my bazooka.
378
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,100
Anti-tank or anti-personnel?
379
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,600
Anti-tank, of course.
380
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,200
Oh, here you go.
381
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,500
Thank you.
382
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,500
Can you let me hold some bail money?
383
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Get yourself a lawyer, too.
384
00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,700
- Come on.
- I didn't do nothing.
385
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,600
You're throwing money away.
386
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,200
No, I'm not, baby.
387
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,800
I'm spreading happiness.
388
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:08,600
That's the only real thing you can do with life.
389
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,400
Who knows how much time we have left?
390
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,100
I do!
391
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,000
We've got 18 years left to pay off this house.
392
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,300
Three kids left to put through school.
393
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,500
14 days left to pay off last month's gas bill.
394
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,900
And you got one more bounce
395
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,600
before I shove that ball down your throat.
396
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,100
That's my point, Rochelle.
397
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,200
I could be dead before my threesies.
398
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,600
Julius, you have got to quit this job.
399
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,200
I don't want to quit this job.
400
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,800
I want to be happy.
401
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,500
You want to be happy.
402
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,400
Okay, one question:
403
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,100
Do you want to be happy or do you want to be married?
404
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,600
Why can't you have both?
405
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,000
Just kidding.
406
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,200
My dad wasn't the only one who had to pay the piper.
407
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,800
I got an "A." What did you get?
408
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:53,900
Wow an "F."
409
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,500
You think that stands for "fantastic?"
410
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,800
You could've just said, "I hate to say I told you so."
411
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000
I told you so.
412
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,200
??
413
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,100
After getting an "F,"
414
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,800
no matter what Dickerson said,
415
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,400
I knew it was time to be my own man.
416
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,700
My man.
417
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,000
Hey, look, I need you to do me
418
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,400
one of those summaries again for my English class.
419
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,100
Dickerson, I can't do this anymore.
420
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,300
- I'm sorry.
- What are you talking about?
421
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,200
I've been spending so much time
on your work,
422
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,800
I n't have time to do my work.
423
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,200
What are you trying to say?
424
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,100
I'm saying I've been spending
so much time on your work,
425
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,200
I don't have time to do my work.
426
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,700
But I thought you was my man.
427
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:33,800
I was.
428
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,500
Hey, Dickerson, he's not your man anymore?
429
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,300
No. I guess not.
430
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:51,300
I can't believe you came down here after our conversation.
431
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,800
Rochelle, I know you're concerned right now,
432
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,300
but if you knew how I felt,
433
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,900
you'd want me to keep feeling this way.
434
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,800
Oh, hey, Ms. Rochelle.
435
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,100
Here's the address, Mr. Julius.
436
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,400
Oh, by the say is it possible to borrow $40?
437
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,300
Sure.
438
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,200
I'll pay you back next week.
439
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,300
Don't worry about it.
440
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:10,600
My man.
441
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,700
- Bye, baby.
- Bye, baby.Have a good day.
442
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,800
Good man.
443
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,300
You got to fire him, and you have to fire him today.
444
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,400
Why would I want to do that?
445
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,300
I've never seen a man be so happy with his work.
446
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,100
He is throwing money away like there's no tomorrow.
447
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,900
Well, there might t be a tomorrow.
448
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:27,800
Well, if there is,
449
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,200
you ain't gonna have no place to live.
450
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,300
- What you talking about?
- Let me remind you
451
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,700
you're a tenant in our house.
452
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,000
If we lose the home,
453
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,500
- you lose your...
- He's fired.
454
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,000
Thank you.
455
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,300
If you're keeping score,
456
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,500
that's happy: zero, my mother: one.
457
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,200
Helping out Dickerson was a bad idea,
458
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,600
and when I stopped, it got even worse.
459
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:47,900
You wanted to see me?
460
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,000
Oh, yes. Yeah.
461
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,900
I have herMr. Dickerson's essay,
462
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,900
in which he received a grade of "B."
463
00:16:56,700 --> 00:17:00,200
But I'm not so sure he actually wrote this paper.
464
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,300
Why not?
465
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:03,900
Walter,
466
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,700
who was in World War One?
467
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,900
Earth and Jupiter.
468
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,800
Now you see why I'm not sure?
469
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,200
- Maybe he forgot.
- Forgot? Really? Forgot what?
470
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,300
Forgot who was in World War One,
471
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:25,200
or forgot to not sign your name on his paper, hmm?
472
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,600
Or not do the whole thing in your handwriting?
473
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,300
The two of you, huh?
474
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,800
You insult my intelligence.
475
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,300
Maybe if I was blind,
476
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,600
you could turn this paper in
477
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,200
and say that he wrote it,
478
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,300
but I'm not blind. Hmm?
479
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,400
Do I look blind? Hmm?
480
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,900
Do I have black sunglasses and a piano?!
481
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,300
Actually, he did.
482
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,300
♪ Whop ba ba lo bop a lop bam boom ♪
483
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,400
♪ Tutti fruiti, oh, Rudy ♪
484
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,200
♪ Tutti fruiti, oh, Rudy ♪
485
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,800
♪ Tutti fruiti, oh, Rudy ♪
486
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,800
♪ Whop ba ba lo bop a lop bam boom. ♪
487
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,100
You.
488
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,800
You're suspended from tomorrow's game.
489
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:08,600
- Coach, I'm not suiting up?
- Oh, sure, you can suit up.
490
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,200
But do it at home.
491
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,200
And after you suit up,
492
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,600
I want you to write me an essay
493
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,800
on the events leading up to World War Two.
494
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
And you.
495
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:20,800
- I know, detention.
- Oh, no. Detention is way too easy.
496
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,200
You turned your back on easy
497
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,300
when you did his paper, Cool Breeze.
498
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,600
So, Lincoln goes through all this trouble
499
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,600
to issue the Emancipation Proclamation,
500
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:33,100
frees your people from slavery and what do you do?
501
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,100
you run around doing other people's work for them.
502
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,200
You're killing me.
503
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,100
Et tu Kunta Kinte?
504
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,800
- I'm sorry.
- No. I'm sorry.
505
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,400
But I'm going to help you out.
506
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,200
Maybe Lincoln couldn't get to you,
507
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,500
but I can.
508
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,400
What are you going to do?
509
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,700
Wouldn't you like to know?
510
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,200
Oh, how was your day with the dead people?
511
00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,800
I got fired today.
512
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,300
- Fired?!
- Yes, fired.
513
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,900
Fired? Are you kidding?
514
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,800
You've never been fired a day in youlife--
515
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,400
- fired?
- Yes, fired.
516
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,700
Fired. That is ridiculous.
517
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,400
Why would he do such a thing?
518
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,200
He said he wanted a full-time person.
519
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,200
He said crack was making his business boom.
520
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:15,800
Fired. Oh, baby, and you were so happy.
521
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,800
That's true.
522
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,000
Seeing those bodies eversday was an epiphany for me.
523
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:22,700
Mmm, Well, that epiphany cost $867.42.
524
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,400
What?
525
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,400
That's when my father realized epiphanies are expensive.
526
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,300
Man. Epiphanies are expensive.
527
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,600
Then he had another epiphany.
528
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,100
I'm never going to get that money back.
529
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,000
- Yes, you will.
- I will?
530
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,300
I took all that stuff back.
531
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,700
And here.
532
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,200
- No, baby, you can keep that.
- Okay.
533
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,600
Hey, Dad.
534
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,500
Do you think Drew can borrow one of your hats?
535
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,600
Hat?
536
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,300
Drew, get in here.
537
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,400
What the helIAhappened to your head?
538
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,200
Before I gave Tonya a finger wave,
539
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,200
I decided I'd try it on myself.
540
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,000
But I think I left the perm in too long.
541
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,800
That's $10 worth of perm.
542
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,200
Do I really have to do this?
543
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,500
So, Chris, you want to work for people?
544
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,700
You want to do what he does?
545
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,600
You do everything he does.
546
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,800
I want you to get out on that field, and...
547
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,200
(over PA): Rock broken up by number 72.
548
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,800
Where'd you go? I wasn't done talking yet.
549
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,000
What I was saying was,
550
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,400
I want you do get out on that field...
551
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,400
MALIK:What up, Ma? don't come up
in here in the middle
552
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,100
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