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******I'd gotten used to
being the only blackid.

Brooklyn 1985

But it had two major down sides.

One down side was,I
was the only black kid.

And the other was,I
was the only black kid.

Let's celebrate the day chris's people
finally realized they were emancipated.

Happy juneteenth,chris.

I thought that things
would never change.

Then albert arrived.

I was excited about albert's
arrival and xious for us to meet.

But I decided to play it cool.

What's up?

What's up?

All right.

I was cool on the outside
but inside I felt like this...

cool or not,we were two of kind.

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Everybody
Hates Chris Season03 Episode09

The only one who wasn't looking forward
to albert being at corleone was greg.

I'm going to go talk to the new kid.

I've been dreading this day.

What are you talking about?

I always knew that someday someone would
come along that had more in common with you.

Just 'cause he's black?

Greg,that's silly.

Not that silly.

I'll be back.

Sure you wil

hey,welcome to corleone.

Hi,I'm albert.

Hey,chris.

Man,I was glad to see you.

When I first got here,I thought it
was going to be like my last school,

where I was the only black kid.

They really gave me a
hard time over there.

I got beat up almost every day.

Same here.

What school did you go to?

Strom thurmond junior high.

The only black kids allowed there
were cldren of strom thurmond.

Well,now there's two of us,which is
twice as much as there was before.

So,we can have each other's back.

That sounds like a plan.

oh,I got to go,but
we can hang out later.

Cool.

I told you I'd be back.

Yeah,but for how long,chris?

For how long?

That concludes another
episode of "as the nerd turns."

Class,we have a new student with us.

Say hello to albert!

Hi,albert.

Chris,you must be so happy.

You must feel just like jackie
robinson when larry doby arrived.

More like robert perish when
dennis johnson showed up.

Who's larry doby?

He was the second black man in baseball,

but he was taller than
jackie and more... strapping.

With his strong shoulders
and nubian profile.

His cleveland indians uniform complimented
by the rich caramel color of his skin.

And the way he swung his bat.

forget jungle fever.

She's having a jungle seizure.

Ms.Morello,are you okay?

Uh,yes.

Anyway...

after years of being alone and
ostracized,you now have a soul brother.

Somebody to talk jive
with and to shoot dice th,

to talk about being
raised by madear with.

Just seeing the two of you together would make
your leaders like dr.King and uncle remus proud.

Oh,happy day!

she might have been
crazy,but she was right.

I finally had somebody
I could really relate to.

y'all,go put that stuff in the kitchen.

Bills,bills...

more bills,junk mail.

Internal revenue service?

"We are pleased to inform
you" "estimated tax..."

refund?

oh,my god.

A tax refund check is like
a bonus for broke people.

A bonus which my mother
accepted with grace and class.

Kiss my ass,visa!

Visa was actually the name of the lady
who collected bills for mastercard.

This is way too much!

What's way too muc

our refund,it's, it's three times
more than what we were expecting.

That's how mc hammer got in trouble.

Cool,now we can finally buy stuff
without having to put it on layaway.

You got that right.

Hey,don't take your coats off.

Why,where are we going?

Shopping!

We're going shopping!

The more time I spent with albert,the
more I found out we had a lot in common.

Did you see 227 this week?

Aw,man,how funny was that?

When sandra pretended to be mary?

Then lester comes home
and cold busts her?

Man,I love that show!

Me,too!

Back then there were
almost no black shows on tv.

Kind of like it is now

anybody see kate & allie?

No!

No.

Well,kate convinced allie to accompany
her to their 20th high school reunion

where allie found herself questioning
her life's successes and failures.

It could have been worse...

greg never missed an
episode of murder she wrote.

Anyone who says money can't buy happiness
never saw my mother with her irs refund couch.

Ooh,this is nice.

The tighter I got with
albert,the more uptight greg got.

Hey,chris.

Do you want to come over
and play some video games?

Nah,we're gonna go hang out.

You want to come?

Where arare you going?

We're going to the record store.

The twelve inch of "the
show" just came out.

What show?

Doug E. Fresh.

Dougie who?

You know,slick
rick... La-di-da-di...

We like to party.

We don't cause trouble.

We don't bother nobody.

Chris,I don't think your man likes rap.

Yeah,he does.

Come on,greg.

No,that's okay.

You guys can go ahead.

You sure?

Yeah,I got lots of homework to do.

All right,I'll calyou later.

While greg had a negative
reaction to the brothers...

my mother was hoping for a
positive reaction from my father.

We can't afford this.

Yes,we can.

I-I used our tax refund check.

Wait. When did that come?

The other day.

Look,rochelle,I had
plans for that money,

that didn't include
spending it all on a couch.

But,baby,we got triple the amount
that we were supposed to get.

- Triple?
- Yes!

But we were only
supposed to get back $600.

I know,I know,and that's why I bought
a little bit of something for erybody.

I paid some bills for you,and
I bought the couch for me,

and I bought some variety
cereal packs for the kids.

Wow,cereal.

Careful,you'll spoil us.

Hey,wait,wait,wait,where are you going?

I'm going to go sit down.

No you're not.

New couch,new rules.

There'll be no eating on this couch.

So that means no soups,no
salads,no sandwiches,

no ribs,no cheerios,no
bazooka gum,nothing.

If you fall asleep,keep your
funky little feet on the floor.

Put a towel underneath
youface to keep the drool

and the dribble from
getting on my pillows.

If you sit down,you cannot have
any pens,pencils,markers,nothing.

By the time I sat on the new
couch,it was the old couch.

Do not...

hey,greg,we're going to go
hang out later. Wanto come?

Who's we?

Me and albert.

Oh,so you're "we" now?

You know,you and I used to be "we."

Now all of a sudden we
have nothing in common.

What's wrong with you?

I've been hearing some pretty bad
things about your new friend,albert.

Like what?

People are saying he's
not who he pretends to be.

I mean,he's cool with you,but
he's a jerk to everyone else.

You know,I think you're just jealous.

Besides,what do you think other
kids say about me behind my back?

I think it starts with the letter N.

And I don't care what other kids say.

I'm going to hang out with albert.

But that doesn't mean you
and me can't still be friends.

Oh,really?

Then why is it that ever
since he's gotten here,

I've seen less and less of you?

What are you talking
about? We're together now.

Well,this doesn't count.

I mean we don't even eat
lunch together anymore.

You haven't returned my phone calls.

But hey,things can change,right?

Is this a show about my childhood
or an episode of dr.Phil?

What do you want me to say?

We hav cloinommon.

He gets stuff that you don'T.

Like what?

Sickle-cell anemia.

Like,albert knows what it's like
to be the only black kid in school.

And that's something you won't get.

You never will.

That's all I'm saying.

Well,all I'm saying is...

watch your back... friend.

How can my life be this much of a
soap opera with no women involved.

ms.Morello was right.

Hanging out with albert was cool.

But I still felt bad
about fighting with greg.

There goes the neighborhood.

Hey,my dad's got an extra
ticket to the knicks game.

He said I could bring somebody.

Want to go?

Are you kidding me?

Heck,yeah,I want to go.

Thanks,man.

No problem.

Hey,let's get out of here
before your man shows up.

Who,greg?

Yeah,he's no fun at all.

Hey,watch this.

Nice shirt.

Did prince just have a garage sale?

Hey,chico and the man,freddie
prinze just called.

And he wants his hair back.

Taunt the puerto rican kid.

That's a good way to get cut.

Y,man,what are you doing?

I'm just having a little fun. Try it.

It wasn't natural for me to act
like a jerk,but I learned quick.

Hey,caruso.

What,mutt?

You know,you have a face like a saint.

A saint bernard.

One black kid caruso could handle.

But two of us walike will
and martin in bad boys.

Hey,babe.

How come you're not
sitting on the couch?

Did you read this letter from the irs?

Yeah,so?

So?

So it says they could demand their
money back with interest at any time

if they determine that a mistake w made.

Baby,they send that letter to everybody.

Well,what if they want their money back?

Where am I going to get it from?

Julius,you got better odds of being struck by
lightening than the irs wanting their money back.

Statistically,she was right.

Besides,what's the
worst that can happen?

Where did they go... What is go...

dad,they took the tv.

Julius,they took my wigs.

Dad... they're taking tonya.

no!

Name brand cereal is like crack to kids.

And when tonya and drew
opened that variety pack,

- they became snap,crackle and pop heads.
- Drew,give it!

No,I called the chocalot.

Mama,drew took my chocalots.

Both of y'all,get in here now.

Julius,they driving me
crazy behind this cereal.

Well,drew did call the chocalots.

I don't care who called what.

It's too early for all this arguing.

Drew,give your sister the cereal.

Fine.

But tomorrow I call the fruit hoops.

No,ma,I...

girl,don't press your luck before i
knock the rice krispies out of you.

Man,who ate up all the cereal smack?

I called the cereal smacks.

See?

I called them.

After a few days,I found out I had a lot more
in common with albert than I had with greg.

Hey,check this dude out.

Hey,mario?

Your mama's so stupid,she thought
a quarterback was a refund.

oh,yeah?

Su mama es la mariscal de la cancha.

Now we're going to get
fined by the mexican fcc.

Hey,I'll be right back.

What'd you do that for?

I was just having a little fun.

Fun for who?

Okay,now this is an easy one.

Who was the only president
to ever be impeached?

Chris?

Uh,george washington carver?

no,chris.

George washington carver
was the black peanut genius.

And you should know that.

Albert?

I don't know.

What do you mean,you don't know?

Did you read the assigned material?

You can read,can't you?

Yeah,I can read.

Well,then,there's no excuse
for you not having studied.

Now,I know you and chris are having
fun shucking and jiving together,

but you should really
spend more time studying...

albert looked at her like he was
about to get his third strike.

What's wrong with you?

Can you lieve what she said?

It's not that big of a deal,man.

It's nothing worse than what
she said to me. Forget her.

No,I ain't forgetting nothing.

I'll bet you she won't do that again.

What do you mean?

We're going to pay her back.

I think I just joined a gang.

Who's we?

As it turned out,albert
could not only read.

He could also write.

Way to go,basquiat.

I didn't do this.

Sure you didn'T.

Who would possess the
vulgar cultural background

and raw,angry,street talent
to do something like this?

I'll give you one guess,and
it starts with albert.

Hey,albert.

Did you see it?

Yeah,I saw it.

Pretty cool,huh?

We put her in her place.

What is with this we?

I had nothing to do with this.

Well,you know...

no,I don't know.

Caruso thinks I did it.

Yeah,well,you and me?

It's the same thing.

Solidarity,right?

Solidarity... wrong.

You took this too far.

Now you need to tell ms.Morello
what you did,or I'm going to.

Oh,it's like that,huh?

Yeah,it's like that.

And that's the way it is.

That sounded a lot cooler in my head.

Okay,then I'll tell her. I'm not scared.

I'm deeply disappointed in you,chris.

I thought we had a connection,and yeou
go and spray paint those awful words.

Wait. Didn't albert lk to you?

Yes.Your friend came in here,

and as hard as it was
for him to turn you in,

he did the right thing by letting
me know you were the one who

but it wasn't me.I didn't do it.

Don't try to deny it,mister.

I know in your culture,peop
think that word is a compliment,

but in this instance,it's not.

Ms.Morello,albert's the one
who spray painted that wall.

I know you were embarrassed for
your friend because he didn't study,

but you're not helping
him by calling me names.

Sticks and stones,chris.

I know where I'd like to stick a stone.

I'm giving you detention.

That's not fair.

I told you I didn't do it.

And furthermore,you're
going to clean that wall.

Give it,or I'm going to tell.

Tonya,you didn't even want the
frosty flakes until I had them.

- Stop!
- So,you can eat crazy bran.

I'm not eating the crazy bran,tonya.

- Stop!Stop!
- You're spilling !

Give me those darn cereal!

I'm sick of y'all fighting over cereal.

Every day,y'all...

your life's bigger that cereal!

It's cereal!

Now eat the damn cereal!

Eat the damn cereal.

Coming soon from kellogg'S.

Can I help you?

I've got a hypothetical
question for you.

Okay.

What are the chances that the irs
would demand a refund on a tax refund?

Hypothetically?

Hypothetically.

Well,that hardly ever happens.

- Really?
- Yes.Almost never.

Almost?

Very rarely.

How rare?

Uh,it's unlikely.

I mean,it could take years if
they ever even caught the mistake,

but they probably wouldn'T.

How probable is that probably?

Did you cash the refund check?

Hypothetically?

Yes.

- No.
- Good.

But my hypothetical wife did.

What's oh?

Well,if you got a larger
than normal refund,um,

it's possible you aren't
aware of some benefit.

Although the irs takes a
lot of money by accident,

we usually don't give
money away by accident.

You'll probably be okay.

Hypothetically.

Probably?

Possibly. Maybe.

I hope.

Thanks.

My father wasn't the only one
stressed out because of that refund

what are you doing?

I'm trying to clean
this mess off the wall.

I can see that,but why?

You didn't do it.

I know,but nobody ses to believe me.

I guess I should have
listened to you about albert.

I guess you should have.

Sorry.

So am I.

It's better to hang out with friends
that get you out of trouble,not into it.

If only tupac had known that.

While I was worrying about my problem,my
father had problems of his own.

Julius,is something
wrong with your food?

No,uh,I'm just not hungry.

For my father to waste food,that
could only mean one thing.

Hell must have frozen over.

Damn,it's cold!

Julius,what's wrong?

I can't stop worrying about this refund.

I mean,I keep having these nightmares
the government's going to take all we own,

and we have to end up
living in the street.

That is not going to happen.

It happened to red fox.

Hodo you know?

'Cause I'm not living in the streets.

If everybody in this
house has to get two jobs,

we'll find a way to pay the money back.

Yeah,I can pick up some
extra hours at doc'S.

Do I have to get two jobs?

Well,if you want to stay here
with two parents and two brothers,

yes,you have to get two jobs.

But what if I get one
job,and I keep daddy?

Girl,don't play with me.

Well,I could get a job as a
bullfighter and get a paper route.

Boy,I'm not going to let you kill
yourself out there on no paper route.

Chris,you take the paper route.

Drew,why don't you find
something else to do?

Okay.

Oh,you guys would really do that for me?

In a heartbeat.

Baby,if the irs knocks on this
door,we'll be ready for them. Okay?

Okay.

Now,eat your food.

That night,my family showed me what
it meant to have someone's back,

and I realized that greg,not
albert,would always have mine.

I hope you're happy.

They found the paint cans in my locker.

I got expelled.

That's not my fault.

I didn't say anything.

- Then who did?
- Me.

I saw what you did,

but I didn't want to say anything
until you got chris in trouble.

Then I told ms.Morello.

Oh,yeah.

Here.

I changed my mind about the game.

I didn't really want
to go with you anyway.

This is just like when
bobby brown left new edition.

Thanks for getting me out of detention.

Don't mention it.

You'd do the same for me.

Greg was right. I would.

Because when it came to our
friendship,we didn't see color.

Hey,count chocula.

Hey,captain crunch.

Never would have happened if I had
convinced greg to wear black face.

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