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{\a6}Brooklyn 1986
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********three years.
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Outside of getting robbed four times,
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sick on the pickles three
times and a double hernia,
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it was the single
greatest job I ever had.
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And from time to time,a
pretty girl might stroll in.
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In exchange for all my hard work,I
got paid three dollars an hour.
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Good job,man.
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$60-- cold
hard cash.
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I had the perfect job...
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till I found out about minimum wage.
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Basically,minimum wage is the only
guarantee people get paid in money.
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Your boss would pay you in
Popsicle sticks if he could.
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Great work.
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A Popsicle stick?
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What do you take this thing for,man?
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I cannot work and live
off no Popsicle sticks.
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The least you can do is
give me the damn Popsicle.
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Minimum wage. Shoot.
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There was a time when the maximum
wage for black folks was zero.
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But now the government requires
that you pay me $3.35 an hour.
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Well,work for the government.
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Look,Chris,I like having you
around and you do a good job.
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But I just can't spare the money.
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It's only 35 cents more an hour.
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35 cent an hour...
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that's $28 a month.
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That's three cartons of milk a day,
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that's two boxes of
Mike and Ike an hour.
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That's no.
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That's when I realized I'd found the
one person cheaper than my father.
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I thought about picketing,but
I was afraid this would happen.
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He won't pay!
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I won't stay!
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{\a6}He won't pay,I won't stay!
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I thought about a sit-in,but I
was afraid this would happen again.
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Wages...
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No justice,no peace!
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But I decided on an ultimatum.
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Doc,listen,I come in on
time,and I never leave early.
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I work hard,so I deserve minimum wage.
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And if you're not going
to give me a raise,
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I'm going to have to leave.
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It's a matter of principles.
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Is that an ultimatum?
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Well,is it?
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Yeah.
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Nice working with you.
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You'd really let me go?
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Where else are you going
to find somebody as reliable
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and trustworthy as I am
that'll work for $60 a week?
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Sir,are you hiring?
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Well,am I?
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Are you?
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Depends.
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- You gonna pay me?
- Nope.
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Then yes,'cause I quit.
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Maybe I should have gotten
Al Sharpton involved.
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Everybody
Hates Chris Season03 Episode08
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*******while my father
tried to get minimum sleep.
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Guess what?
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Vanessa asked me to be her hair
model for the upcoming hair show.
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By "Vanessa asked,"
she meant "I begged."
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Please,please,please,please
let me be your hair model!
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Fine.
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Pull yourself together.
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Thank you!
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- Hair show,huh.
- Yes.
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Does it pay?
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Well,it pays $100,but I'm
not doing it for the money.
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You know,it's always been a
dream of mine to be a hair model.
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Julius,I could just see myself
walking down that runway.
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I said,"You better
give me my money,fool."
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At dinner,Drew looked
sadder than 69-cent shoes.
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Hey,Drew. What's wrong?
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Failed my history test.
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Told you sleeping in a room
with Chris would make you stupid.
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Tonya,hush.
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What happened,baby?
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I studied,but when I sat
down,my mind went blank.
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Your mind went blank?
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What kind of excuse is that?
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- Did you eat breakfast?
- Yes.
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Well,did you get a good night's sleep?
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Yes.
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Well,boy,did you hit your head on
a stupid rock on the way to school?
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No.
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Well,I'm gonna help you
study for that next test.
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'Cause I didn't raise no dummies.
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Bush's mom says that,too.
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How was work,Chris?
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How was work?
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it was fine.
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Good. Tell Doc I said
hi.He's a good guy.
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Yeah,he's great.
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If I developed a drug problem,my
next job might be president.
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You quit?
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Yeah,now I have to find another job.
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I can't tell my dad I quit my job.
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He'll kill me.
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I've got a couple things
circled to check out.
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Greg?
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- Greg!
- What?
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You're drooling.
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It's Mandy.
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She's so hot.
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She's all right.
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Plus,you've been saying
that for the past month.
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Why don't you just go talk to her?
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I can't just go up to
her and start talking.
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Works for pimps.
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Yeah,you can.
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Okay,smarty-pants,Do I say "hi"?
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Do I say "hello"?
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Or maybe "hey"?
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Or even "hey,hi"?
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The possibilities are endless.
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We haven't even gotten
to what I'll be wearing.
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I know what you'll be wearing--
a look of frozen terror.
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I wasn't getting
paid,and Greg was afraid.
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Oh,girl,I'm so excited!
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So what styles do you have in mind?
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Well,let me tell you about
my follicular extravaganza.
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Girl,check out Vanessa's designs.
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Ooh,my goodness!
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Who did these drawings?
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Girl,my cousin Dante.
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He's taking an art class in prison.
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They are so cute.
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I could just picture
myself in all of them.
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My mother imagined herself
in the Eiffel Tower...
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the Helicopter...
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and the Black Smacker.
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I've decided to go with the one that
is the most difficult technique-wise.
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The Tsunami.
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You know what,I heard the last
hairdresser who tried the Tsunami died.
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No,actually,the
hairdresser was fine--
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- It was the model that died.
- What?
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hairspray poison.
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Wait a minute,what's this one?
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Girl,that's the upside
down cruise ship--
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you know,The Poseidon Adventure?
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But we're not going to do that one.
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You know how hard it is to get 1,500
tiny little people made out of hair?
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It's a mess.
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Wait a minute,I heard
Jacquot LeBluke is competing.
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This is a long,dramatic story about back-stabbing
hairdressers that we've heard before.
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So we're going to move on.
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While my mother got a dye
job,I went to get a job-job.
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This was the first restaurant in
Bed-Stuy without a bulletproof window.
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There was the bulletproof fish place...
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then the bulletproof salad bar...
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and the bulletproof hot dog stand.
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Yeah,man,can I get a number two,please?
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When can you start?
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Tomorrow after school.
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You're hired.
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The job pays minimum wage
and all the rice you can eat.
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I'll take it!
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Listen closely,and you'll learn
how to say the "N" word in Chinese.
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Now focus,boy.
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Hey,Mom. Hey,Dad.
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Chris,where you been? You were
supposed to be back an hour ago.
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I was out selling crack.
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Not all my early attempts
at comedy were a success.
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Just kidding.
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I was out looking for work.
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Found a job working at Hoo's Hunan.
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Hoo's on First?
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I like Woks on Second.
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What happened to Doc's?
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He refused to pay me minimum
wage,so I found a job that would.
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Minimum wage.
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I paid a man to let
me work my first job.
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You kids got it good.
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It's about the
principle,Dad,not the money.
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I work hard,and if the man says I should
be paid $3.35 then he should pay me.
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Good luck with that.
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You get free Chinese food?
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Yeah,all the rice I want.
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I like those principles.
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Good,'cause I ain't cooking
till after the hair show.
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The next day,I got
$3.35 worth of new job.
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You look like Lionel Ritchie
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About as much as you look like Yoko Ono.
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You're late.
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No,I'm not. It's 3:00.
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It's 3:01.
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Now,get to work.
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No matter what I did,
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it seemed like I was supposed
to be doing something else.
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You're sweeping my foot,fool!
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When I washed the floors...
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Lionel Ritchie,set the tables.
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When I set the tables...
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Lionel,organize the fortune cookies.
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When I organized the fortune cookies...
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5:30. Lionel Ritchie,go wash the dishes.
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He wouldn't talk to the real
Lionel Ritchie like that.
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Put those gloves back on.
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You're not finished working
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What?
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Keep on working.
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I was lucky Mr.Fong wasn't
zoned to grow cotton.
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What are you doing?
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I finished the dishes,so I
decided to start my homework.
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No homework.
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You have work-work.
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But Doc always let me start my homework.
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Well,you are not at Doc's anymore.
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Go fix the menu numbers.
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I was getting minimum wage
and having minimum fun.
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******tired of working,it
was making me tired of Greg.
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Hey,man,you look terrible.
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I know.
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I work more at Hoo's in a day
than I do at Doc's in a month.
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There's Mandy.
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I've decided to go with "hey."
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Can't figure out what I'm
gonna do with my hair though.
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Should I part it to the
side or go straight back?
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Shave it off and start over.
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Chris,wake up,I'm trying
to tell you something.
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What?
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I've been having a hard
time with my Mandy situation.
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This girl could be my future
ex-wife,and I don't want to mess it up.
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Greg still isn't over
his parent's divorce.
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That's not a real problem.
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You think you're having a hard time?
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You've got an obvious solution.
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Let me help you.
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Hey,Mandy...
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Greg wants to talk to you.
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Who's Greg?
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Him.
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There,how's that?
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You're embarrassing me.
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And when it comes to embarrassing
myself in front of girls,
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I don't need any help.
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I don't know.
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I think she kind of liked him.
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Well,what do you think?
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Fabulous!
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- Now,rember,don't move it.
- Don't touch it.
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- Don't stick anything in it.
- Don't scratch your head.
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- Don't move your eyebrows.
- Don't shower.
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- Don't bathe.
- Wash up.
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And,most important
of all,don't lie down.
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Well,how am I supposed to sleep?
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You're notsupposedto
sleep. You're a hair model.
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Well,models sleep. They don't eat.
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Not hair models.
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They eat,not sleep.
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Everybody gather round!
Look at me!Look at me!
257
00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:29,630
While a team of people
worked on my mother's hair,
258
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,560
Idid the work of a team.
259
00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:35,150
He who sleeps at work wakes
up with a foot in the ass.
260
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,980
I wasn't sleeping. I was breathing.
261
00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:39,370
Well,breathe while you work.
262
00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:41,990
Mr.Fong,can I ask you a question?
263
00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:45,670
All talk and no work
makes Chris unemployed.
264
00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:48,560
I embarrassed my friend
Greg in front of a girl,
265
00:11:48,570 --> 00:11:50,060
and now he won't talk to me.
266
00:11:50,070 --> 00:11:51,600
What should I do?
267
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,570
Here.
268
00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,580
"Get back to work."
269
00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:03,000
Now,hand out these delivery menus.
270
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:07,520
People found the idea of getting food
delivered in Bed-Stuy unbelievable.
271
00:12:07,530 --> 00:12:09,790
Delivery in Bed-Stuy.
272
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:11,390
Unbelievable.
273
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,390
Delivery?
274
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,060
In this neighborhood?
275
00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:15,750
Man,you crazy.
276
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,270
I got kids over here I don't visit.
277
00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:21,790
So how's it going out there,Chris?
278
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,700
They're not working
you too hard,are they?
279
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,210
No. It's great.
280
00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:26,610
Mr.Fong's cool.
281
00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:29,510
So how's it going here?
282
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:30,950
Good.
283
00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:32,220
Good.
284
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:35,650
So,um... it's not too hard,you know,
285
00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:38,780
working over here by yourself?
286
00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:40,640
Hey,Chris.
287
00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:42,330
James,what are you doing here?
288
00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,400
I work here.
289
00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:46,720
You think I'm just walking around in
an apron carrying boxes for nothing?
290
00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:48,910
I'm trying to make some extra money.
291
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,700
Man,there must be
something wrong with you.
292
00:12:50,710 --> 00:12:52,120
This is a goodjob!
293
00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,850
I'm sure glad you quit.
294
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,740
And tell Tonya I'm holding
aside the bubble gum she likes.
295
00:12:57,830 --> 00:13:01,060
You're going to be holding your
teeth ifou go near my sister.
296
00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,930
You failed the test again?
297
00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:07,380
But we studied this,boy!
298
00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:08,880
What happened?
299
00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:10,660
I don't know. My brain froze.
300
00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:12,540
Well,you better thaw it out!
301
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,720
My teacher says she
wants a parent to come in.
302
00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:16,860
Well,your father will
go with you tomorrow.
303
00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:17,950
Why can't you go?
304
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,890
I can't go with this hair.
305
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,840
I don't want those people to think
I'm some no-account hair model.
306
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,550
Here.
307
00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:29,460
If Drew didn't get it together
quick,he was going to be lost at sea.
308
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,990
Delivering in Bed-Stuy
was an adventure.
309
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,950
- Who is it?
- Hoo's.
310
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:41,850
Who's what?
311
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:42,670
Hoo's delivery.
312
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:43,710
Who--- I
don't know!
313
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,240
Man,it's Chinese food!
314
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:46,880
Thank you.
315
00:13:57,490 --> 00:13:58,430
Chinese food.
316
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,930
Oh,don't worry,'cause
this your last supper!
317
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,620
I saw you with her!
318
00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:05,250
Didn't you see him,baby? Everybody did!
319
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:07,380
You must think I'm stupid or blind.
320
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:09,510
Maybe you think I'm stupid andblind.
321
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,820
How much is it,baby?
322
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:11,930
Well,one thing
I promise you--
323
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,700
you ain't going to have
to think much longer!
324
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:16,050
He must think I'm crazy.
325
00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:17,290
He must... Baby?
326
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,550
Baby,where you at?
327
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,300
Oh,no,don't move. Don't move!
328
00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:30,670
Lionel Ritchie,you're back just
in time for another delivery.
329
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,060
I'm not going back out there.
330
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,290
This neighborhood is too
dangerous for deliveries.
331
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,970
You're basically sending me
out there with a sign saying,
332
00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:38,100
"Hey,I got money.Please rob me."
333
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,160
Plus,I almost got shot.
334
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,300
My nephew has been shot by
the Chinese army seven times.
335
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,020
In the face!
336
00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:47,140
He should stop attacking China.
337
00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:49,560
Here's your check.
338
00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:51,410
Maybe it help you feel better.
339
00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:56,150
48.29?
340
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,090
Where's the rest of the money?
341
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,040
Taxes.
342
00:14:58,050 --> 00:15:00,510
The law says I have to
take out withholding.
343
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:01,750
Welcome to America.
344
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,780
Now take this to Decatur Street.
345
00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:06,940
You take it. 'Cause I quit.
346
00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:09,330
And I don'tlook like Lionel Ritchie.
347
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:10,820
Yes,I do!
348
00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:16,130
- Hey,Dad
- Hey,Chris.
349
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:17,760
How's the new job working out?
350
00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:18,910
I quit.
351
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:19,780
You quit?
352
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,800
Quitting is for smoking and drinking.
353
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:23,840
You better have a good
reason for quitting your job.
354
00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:26,970
Mr.Fong kept yelling at me,I
almost got shot at,I got robbed,
355
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:29,430
I'm getting sick of
rice,and to top that all off,
356
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:32,270
I'm getting paid way much
less than I was before.
357
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,260
You know what,Chris?
358
00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:35,160
You quit Doc's for your principles.
359
00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:38,910
He was a good boss,but you picked
minimum wage over good working conditions.
360
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,290
Looks like you picked the
wrong principle to stand on.
361
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,760
Yeah,I did.
362
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,880
What you going to do now?
363
00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:46,700
I'm going to go out and find a new job.
364
00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:48,210
That's not it,Chris.
365
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:50,890
You can't just quit every
time you don't like something.
366
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,680
What if Miles Davis
had quit the trumpet?
367
00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:55,100
Yeah,yeah,yeah,I know.
368
00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:57,070
What if George Washington
Carver quit the peanut?
369
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,730
What if B.King quit "Lucille"?
370
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,200
What if Paul Robeson
quit "Old Man River"?
371
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,010
What if Bill Cosby quit Jell-O?
372
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:05,380
What if Mr.T quit pitying the fool?
373
00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:06,930
What if Stevie quit wondering?
374
00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:09,010
What if Fat Albert quitThe Cosby Kids.
375
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,640
What if Ashford quit Simpson?
376
00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:13,110
What if Michael Jackson
quit doing the moonwalk?
377
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,080
What if Diana Ross quit The Supremes?
378
00:16:15,090 --> 00:16:16,390
Diana Ross didquit the Supremes.
379
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,290
You get my point.
380
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,290
- Just go get a job.
- Okay.
381
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:23,620
Later,my mother's Tsunami
came crashing down in waves.
382
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,290
Hair today,gone tomorrow.
383
00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:36,550
The tsunami turned
into Hurricane Rochelle.
384
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,880
What happened to my hair?
385
00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:39,980
What happened tomyhair? All my work!
386
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,170
What did you do?
387
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:42,390
What didyoudo?
388
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,040
What am I supposed to do with
a head full of broken hair?
389
00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:46,150
What am I gonna do about the show?
390
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,290
Oh,God,the show! Forget the show!
391
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,550
Julius is never going
to sleep with me again!
392
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,540
Everybody's going to think...
393
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:56,800
My mother's career as a hair model was over
faster than Pacman Jones' career as a citizen.
394
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,130
My father went to get to
the bottom of Drew's problem,
395
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,340
which was actually where
the problem started.
396
00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:04,780
Is that Ms.Crabtree?
397
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,720
Yep. That's her.
398
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:10,990
My father took one look at Ms.Crabtree
and knew exactly why Drew was failing.
399
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,610
Excuse me. Can I help you?
400
00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:15,730
- Hi,Drew.
- Hi.
401
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,350
Is all of that really necessary?
402
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,850
I'm sorry. All of what?
403
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:22,010
All of this.
404
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,150
I mean,the boy can't even concentrate.
405
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:24,980
Neither can you.
406
00:17:24,990 --> 00:17:27,160
I'm sorry. I still don't follow.
407
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,200
Excuse me.
408
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,080
Drew,what's eight times 12?
409
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,460
I don't know.
410
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,070
- How about now?
- 96
411
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:39,080
Who wrote the Declaration
of Independence?
412
00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:40,250
I don't know.
413
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:41,630
How about now?
414
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,060
Thomas Jefferson.
415
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:45,710
Drew,what's your name?
416
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,090
I don't know.
417
00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:54,240
Look,if you're going to be an
educator,buy some uglier clothes. Please.
418
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,190
Come on.
419
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:01,000
Drew's grades improved after he
transferred to the class of Miss Murphy,
420
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:03,340
a 90-year-old lady
with a mustache.
421
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,260
Come on.
422
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,060
All righty,class.
423
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:08,910
So,today,we're going to learn
about the Mexican-American War.
424
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,390
What do we know about
the Mexican-American War?
425
00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:12,780
Anybody?
426
00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:15,860
We know we'd like to take
you out for Mexican food.
427
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,510
Nobody?
428
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:20,250
Hey,Greg.
429
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:26,640
Ididn't know what to say to Greg,so
I imagined what Doc would say.
430
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:30,400
Chris,you need to tell
your friend you're sorry.
431
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:32,400
Why?
432
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:33,830
He's the one with the problem.
433
00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:35,870
All I did was try to help.
434
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,500
I got him talking to Mandy.
435
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:39,560
You got him to feel like an idiot.
436
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,310
Heisan idiot.
437
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,550
All I got to do is say "hi."
438
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,290
Look,Chris.
439
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:51,450
A man can't say "hi"
or "good-bye" to a woman
440
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:53,800
unless he's ready to do it on his own.
441
00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,700
Now,you got him to talk to Mandy.
442
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:58,180
Now you got to get him to talk to you.
443
00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:01,580
Hey,man,listen.
444
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:04,180
I'm sorry for embarrassing
you in front of Mandy.
445
00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:05,220
What the heck?
446
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:07,500
It's not like I have other
friends to hang out with.
447
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,650
- So we're cool?
- Yeah.
448
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:12,610
We were friends,but
we were far from cool.
449
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:21,490
I can't believe the Knicks
lost that game last night.
450
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:23,260
Hey,Doc.
451
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:26,170
Hey.
452
00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:28,200
Good to see you,Chris.
453
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,080
Just coming by to say I'm sorry.
454
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,480
Sorry for what?
455
00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:32,580
Quitting my job.
456
00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:34,130
I mean,I didn't know how good I had it.
457
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,260
Chris,if I paid you minimum wage,
458
00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:39,710
you'd get taxed,and I'd get taxed.
459
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,390
I'd have to get unemployment
insurance,workmen's compensation.
460
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,540
And there are child labor laws.
461
00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:48,970
Look,the bottom line is,if
I paid you minimum wage,
462
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,720
I'd have to close up the store.
463
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:54,250
Years later,Doc closed the
store and opened a Wal-Mart.
464
00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,010
Well,thanks. See you later.
465
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,100
Wait,wait,wait,Chris.
466
00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:01,550
If you want your job back,it's yours.
467
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:03,200
What about James?
468
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:04,140
He quit.
469
00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:05,420
Here you go,Doc.
470
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:07,170
You're working at Hoo's now?
471
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:08,960
Yeah,man. That's a good job.
472
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,250
I don't know why you quit.
473
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:14,840
He pays $67 a week cash. No taxes.
474
00:20:14,850 --> 00:20:16,680
Must be something wrong with you.
475
00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:19,660
I'd like to kick him
in the fortune cookies.
476
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