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hey,greg,what's up?
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My father's going out of town for a week.
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I have to stay with my grandmother.
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I'm not looking rward to it.
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Why not?
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Left,right,left knee,right,left,right...
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anyways,I'll catch you later.
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Chris rock: For most of my life,I'd never had a friend stay over at my house...
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hey greg.
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Mostly because I didn't have a friend,
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and we already had too many people in our house.
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You want to just come stay at my house?
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Are you serious?
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That'd be totally awesome.
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Yeah,all I have to do is ask my mom.
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Boy,are you?
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And why are you just springing this up on me?
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So he can't come stay with us?
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Well,baby,it's just that I'm at work,
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and I don't have time to get ready for company.
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Okay,all right,greg can stay,
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but just tell him don't expect anything special.
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man, don't expect anything special.
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Don't worry,dude,I'm just happy to be here.
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Hello,greg!
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Hors d'oeuvre?
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If this isn't specia ****
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come,eat.
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Help!My mother is possessed by a nice lady.
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Everybody Hates Chris
Season 3 Episode 07
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Now,wait a minute.
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You know we say grace every night.
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No,we don'T.
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Yes,we do.
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Now,shut up and bless the food.
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If I didn't thank the lord at the table,
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my mother was going to send me to thank him in person.
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Dear lord,bless this food that we are thankful to receive.
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Amen.
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What kind of food is this?
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Greg: Vegetarian.
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Mytomach has a lot of trouble breaking down enzymes.
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I didn't know you could buy vegetarian fatback.
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Julius: It's not bad.
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Hey,pass the big piece of vegetable.
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Do we have to eat this?
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If you want to eat here.
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Hey,drew,thanks for giving me your bed.
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But if you want me to sleep on the couch instead of you,I understand.
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Oh,no way.
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Now I have the tv to myself at night.
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Julius,do you want me to make you an extra plate for work?
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Oh,that'd be great,baby.Thank you.
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Work?
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It's nighttime.
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He works at night.
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And days.
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My dad has two jobs.
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Make that three.
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I just picked up a side job driving a cab.
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A cab?When do you have time to drive a cab?
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I'm just trying it for the weekend.
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I'll see how it goes.
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When do you sleep?
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hey,that's a good one.
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Sleep.
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Greg brought so much stuff,I couldn't tell if he was staying over or taking over.
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You're wearing transformers pajamas?
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Man,you're 15.
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I like to pray as different characters.
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That way,god doesn't get bored with me.
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Tonight,I'm optimus prime,leader of the autobots.
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Now I lay me down to sleep,pray the lord my soul to keep.
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Amen
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he should pray for some self-esteem.
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Good night,man.
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I can't tell you how great it is being here.
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No problem.
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Night.
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the snoring actually wasn't that bad compared to what followed.
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She's a maniac,maniac on the floor
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and she's dancing like she's never danced before
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I was hoping a maniac would break in and smother greg with a pillow.
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Greg was driving me up the wall,and my dad was about to get taken for a ride.
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where to?
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Las vegas.
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Seriously,man,where to?
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Las vegas,nevada.
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Man,you crazy-- get out of my cab.
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Hey,no,seriously,brother,I really need to get to las vegas.
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Look,I cannot take you to las vegas!
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Would you take me to las vegas for a thousand dollars?
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For a thousand dollars,he'd take you to south africa during the height of apartheid.
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Just let me call my wife.
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To say good-bye.
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hey,you guys,your cereal is on the table.
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Okay,here we go,greg.
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Egg white frittata,honeydew melon and dry wheat toast.
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Thanks.
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This looks delicious.
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Why's he get all this?
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'Cause our regular food would kill him.
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hello.
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Rochelle,it's me.
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Listen,I won't be home for dinner tonight.
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I have to take a passenger to vegas.
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Vegas?
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Julius,are you crazy?
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What about your regular job?
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I have a few sick days I can use.
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I'll be back by the end of the week.
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Julius,you are not driving that cab to vegas.
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The guy's gonna pay me a thousand dollars.
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Get me wayne newton's autograph.
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Bye.
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While my father set off for sin city,I showed greg around the original sin city,bed-stuy.
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I can't decide on a hairstyl I'm stuck between verdine white and dr.J.
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I cannot cut your hair,greg.
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Why not?
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First of all,your hair's not long enough to be verdine white,
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and it's not curly enough to be dr.J.
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I've never used these scissors on straight hair.
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I don't know what will happen.
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I'll start cutting your hair,man,sparks start flying everywhere,your whole head catch on fire.
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And I will not be sued by white people!
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Listen here,I got the perfect shirt for your haircut,huh?
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Five dollars.
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This has a hole in it.
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That's not a hole.
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It's distressed.
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Guys in manhattan pay top dollar for this.
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In fact,a distressed man got shot in that shirt.
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Hey,little dude from across the street.
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Who this?
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It's my friend greg.
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He's staying at my house for a few days.
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Hey,little white dude staying across the street,let me hold a dollar.
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Nice shirt.
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Risky got the shirt from jerome.
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Hey,I just got a nickname.
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Hey,you just got robbed.
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Cool!
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Hey,I hate to hold us up,but I am starving.
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You hungry?
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It's on me.
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If you're paying,he's eating.
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I uld eat.
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I'll go and get some food.
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You keep the car running.
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I should call rochelle.
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He should call the cops.
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she did not just leave a mint on greg's pillow!
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hey.
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Hey,man,what are you doing?
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I thought I told you to wait in the car.
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I'm calling my wife.
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I haven't talked to her all day.
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Do you want $1,000 or do you want to talk to your wife?
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Nobody had to ask my father that question twice.
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Let's go.
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Today in ohio,an armed fugitive makes another stop on his cross-country wave of terror.
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Will police catch him before he strikes again?
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Find out at 110.
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Hey,man,where you been?
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Washing your dishes.
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What are you doing?
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Turning to macgyver.
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But I wanted to watch nova.
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Nova?
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What is that?
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It's a show on pbs about science as it relates to the universe.
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Coolthat's almost like macgyver.
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Just like lawrence welk is like soul train.
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Chris,greg is your guest.
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Let him watch nova.
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-Gelato?
-Is that italian for jell-o?
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Thanks.
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I thought having greg stay over would be fun.
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Probably what the indians thought when they first saw columbus.
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Next on nova...
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Nationwide is on your side deejay: Webw 1020 news time 5:00 A.M.
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The search continues across america for the taxicab bandit.
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The suspect...
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greg was an only child,and he was afraid to sleep alone
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so he dressed as superheroes to scare the boogeyman.
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greg,get up.Time to go.
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What time is it?
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5:00 A.M.
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5:00 A.M.
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We don't have to be to school for another three hours.
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Yeah,but if we don't hurry,we'll miss the first bus.
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First?
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How many are there?
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Three,plus a little bit of a walk.
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Greg was going to have to walk a mile in my shoes.
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How long of a walk?
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About a mile.
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Greg: Keep smiling,keep shining knowing you can always count on me
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greg,hurry up!I need to get in!
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That's what friends are for...
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chris,would you shut up?
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Dang!
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Keep shining,knowing you can...
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boy,what is your problem?
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I need to go to the bathroom.
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Well,you bang on that door again and I'm gonna knock out whatever you're holding in!
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Hey,good morning,julius.
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How'd you sleep?
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Like a baby,eddie.
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Do y mind if I make a quick phone call?
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Sure,sure,I don't mind.
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You think you can have the car running and ready to go in five minutes?
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Sure thing.
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All right,I'm just gonna collect the deposit for the rooms back.
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-Okay.
-All right.
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Not just his deposit,everybody's deposit.
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Operator.
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I'd like to make a collect call.
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My father had a system to beat the high price of calling collect.
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-Hello?
-You have a collect call from...
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daddy fine.Nebraska cornfields.Chris garbage.Hang up.
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Would you like to accept?
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Collect call from your father?
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Yeah.He's doing fine.
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He's in nebraska,and the cornfields are pretty,and chris should remember to take out the garbage.
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Okay.
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Eventually,the phone company started hanging up on my father.
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Back at school,greg was catching up on more than his studies.
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What year did the american revolution begin?
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Greg.
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Greg?
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1942
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Greg,what's wrong with you?
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You're usually so alert.
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It's because he's staying at my house for the week.
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Oh,my god,he's drunk?
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Did he have a 40 for breakfast?
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I'm not drunk.
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I'm just not used to getting up so early.
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Don't be ashamed--
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chris's people have a history of being up when the rooster crows to go to work in the fields.
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Who could expect you to keep up?
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Go back to sleep.
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She was don imus in a dress.
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After school,greg was doing his homework while I was doing my work work.
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Okay,now,doc left some instructions for you,chris.
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Now,get all the merchandise out of all these boxes and stock the shelves with them,okay?
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Now,all the empty boxes need to be broken down and cut up into small pieces
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and thrown into the dumpster behind the chinese place when mr.Hoo isn't looking.
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Now,when that's done,you can start your work.
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Hey,uh,greg,you need anything?
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Sodaice cream bar?
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No,thanks.
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How come you don't do your homework like that,chris?
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Because I'm too busy cutting up boxes.
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Meanwhile,my father had turned into al cowlings,and he didn't even know it.
261
00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:23,860
Hey,you might want to slow down.
262
00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:26,550
They love pulling people over on roads like these.
263
00:11:26,550 --> 00:11:29,840
If you're black,they like to pull you over coming out of your driveway.
264
00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,400
I-I think we need to stop for gas soon.
265
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,110
Have you seen the price of gas lately?
266
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,390
It's highway robbery.
267
00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:38,730
Highway robbery?What's that supposed to mean?
268
00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:41,350
I mean,gas is costing me a fortune.
269
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:43,760
That's what you mean.
270
00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,330
Here,I'll pay for the last fill-up.
271
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,230
a twenty?
272
00:11:47,230 --> 00:11:48,480
Keep the change.
273
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,390
Thanks,man.
274
00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:53,330
If my father was allowed to see the price of gas today,it would kill him.
275
00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:56,220
Now,why are you in such a rush to get to vegas anyway?
276
00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:58,520
One reason.
277
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,030
karen.
278
00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:05,050
We were together and we lost.
279
00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:06,870
well,what happened?
280
00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:08,770
It's a long story.
281
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,830
I made some mistakes,
282
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:14,860
and now I have to go back and tell karen I love her and get her back.
283
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,350
Well,I hope it all works out for you,eddie.
284
00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:19,340
Not to be nosy,but you've got cash--
285
00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:22,070
why don't you just fly to vegas?
286
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,800
Oh,um,I'm,um...
287
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:26,630
I'm claustrophobic.
288
00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:28,930
Not to mention truth-ophobic.
289
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:36,440
Oh,chs,your dad wanted to remind you to take the garbage out.
290
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,490
Already did.
291
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,970
What's wrong,baby?
292
00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:40,110
Well,ma,it's just that...
293
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:42,660
no,not you,baby.I was talking to greg.
294
00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:45,160
What's wrong?
295
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:48,280
I had to get up so early,and it took so long to get to school,
296
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,830
I feel a little ndown.
297
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,600
Oh,well,I'm sorry you feel that way,greg.
298
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,340
You want chris to run you a hot bath?
299
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,490
A hot bath?
300
00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:57,230
She wouldn't let me use hot water to make hot water.
301
00:12:57,230 --> 00:12:59,310
I am not running him a bath.
302
00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:01,000
Chris,be nice,okay?
303
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,640
Greg has had a long day.
304
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,250
Um,that's okay.
305
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,480
It's about time for bed.
306
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,690
Okay.
307
00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:08,560
Well,good night,boys.
308
00:13:12,270 --> 00:13:13,520
What's wrong with you?
309
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,550
You had the same day as me-- and I had school and work--
310
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:18,150
so why are you so tired?
311
00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:19,650
It's not like I do this every day.
312
00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:22,350
Exactly.If you got treated like me,you wouldn't lastwo seconds.
313
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:24,890
Hey,man,at least you have a little help around here.
314
00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,850
Most of the time,I have to get by on my own.
315
00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:30,040
Oh,yeah,with your own room,your own tv,your own allowance.
316
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,550
You know what,you're being really immature.
317
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,440
I'm being immature?
318
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,290
Man,you're the one going to bed dressed as superman.
319
00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:36,030
No.
320
00:13:36,030 --> 00:13:39,160
I'm going to bed dressed as clark kent.
321
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,190
What I'm trying to say is,you've been here for the past four days,
322
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:44,030
and I'm getting tired of doing everything for you.
323
00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:46,970
You know what?Nobody asked you to do anything for me.
324
00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:48,570
I don't want you to do anything for me.
325
00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:51,380
At least that way,I won't have to hear your mouth.
326
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:52,920
Cool.
327
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,500
Cool!
328
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,000
good morning,baby.Where's greg?
329
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,270
His frittata's ready.
330
00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:07,330
Oh,upstairs.
331
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,820
Oh,well,I got to go,okay?
332
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:11,810
So make sure you clean off the table and lock up,'cause I got to be in early,
333
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,180
and tell greg I id bye.
334
00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:15,070
Okay.
335
00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:19,820
Bye
336
00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:24,440
Since greg didn't want me to do anything,that's exactly what I did.
337
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,060
Why didn't you wake me up?
338
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:39,490
You told me you didn't want me to do anything for you,so I didn'T.
339
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:42,420
That didn't mean I wanted you to let me sleep through school.
340
00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,260
I missed the quarterly history test!
341
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:46,110
Well,maybe you should've gone to bed dressed as superman.
342
00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:48,650
That way you could've flown to school.
343
00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:51,220
Good thing he doesn't have heat vision.
344
00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:58,270
She's got friends by the dozens...
345
00:14:58,270 --> 00:14:59,040
this is it.
346
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,500
Yeah,this is it.
347
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,410
And...
348
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,850
here's your thousand dollars.
349
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:09,250
julius,I really want to thank you for getting me out of a jam.
350
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,900
A ten-to-20-year jam.
351
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,490
boy...
352
00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:15,330
it's been so long since I've seen karen.
353
00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,920
I really hope I'm doing the right thing.
354
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:17,940
Well,you love her?
355
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:19,040
Without a doubt.
356
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,610
Well,then you're doing the right thing.
357
00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:23,420
You know,I got a good feeling about you and karen.
358
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:25,040
hey!
359
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,740
Julius: Hey,wh-what's going on?
360
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,410
Come out with your hands up!
361
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,570
Look,before you picked me up,I robbed a bank.
362
00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:33,550
Robbed a bank?
363
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:35,880
Yeah,and every other place we stopped since we left jersey.
364
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,170
What are you doing,man?
365
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:40,660
I'm sorry it had to come to this,julius,but I cannot go back to jail.
366
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:41,920
You'll never take me alive!
367
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,880
No,no,no,no,no!Take me alive!
368
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,330
Please,take me alive!
369
00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:47,110
Out of the cab!
370
00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:50,270
Back home,greg and I were having our own standoff...
371
00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:53,920
minus the ns and the masculinity.
372
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,890
Okay,what's going on between you two?
373
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,070
Ask him.
374
00:15:58,070 --> 00:15:59,540
-Chris?
-I didn't do a thing.
375
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:00,620
You didn't wake me up!
376
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,150
You didn't wake him up?
377
00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:03,170
Man,that's wrong.
378
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,050
Who asked you?
379
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,700
Excuse me,I can handle this.
380
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,590
You didn't wake him up?That's wrong.
381
00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:09,860
Well,nobody wakes me up.
382
00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:12,000
Nobody puts chocolate on my pillow.
383
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,440
If I took a half-hour shower singing "that's what friends are for,"
384
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,680
and you had to pee, you would smack the crack out of my behind.
385
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,360
Okay,watch yourself,boy.
386
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,400
If you didn't want me to be here,why'd you even invite me?
387
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,850
If you don't want to be here,why don't you just go?
388
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,300
Maybe I will.See ya.
389
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,760
Fine.
390
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,330
I want to call my grandmother-- may I use your phone?
391
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,430
Sure,greg.
392
00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:33,730
Chris,what is wrong with you?
393
00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:37,290
I live here,and you're treating him better than me.
394
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:38,980
okay.
395
00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:41,770
Baby,greg is your guest,ay?
396
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:45,800
I been doing stuff for him for one week because he's your friend.
397
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:50,430
I've been doing stuff for you for 15 years because you're my son,okay?
398
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,950
Don't ever forget that.
399
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,420
She wasn't home.
400
00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,060
Oh,yes,she was.
401
00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:01,070
one,two,three,wah!
402
00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:03,680
One,two,three,wah!
403
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:08,240
Meanwhile in las vegas,my father rolled the dice trying to reason with a madman.
404
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,330
Eddie,you got to give up,man.
405
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:10,650
The cops are gonna start shooting.
406
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:12,030
Oh,I got a plan for that.
407
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,580
I'm gonna use your body as a shid.
408
00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:15,050
Eddie?
409
00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:16,980
Eddie,are you there,honey?
410
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:17,860
Karen?
411
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:20,060
I love you,eddie!
412
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,190
Karen...
413
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:22,920
I love you,eddie!
414
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,900
Karen,I love you,too,baby,I love you!
415
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,290
Eddie,please give up!
416
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:29,450
Please,do it for me,eddie!
417
00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,860
-She's right!
Okay.
418
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,390
All right.
419
00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:35,130
I give up!
420
00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:37,170
I give up!All right!
421
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,890
Get out of the cab!He's coming out!
422
00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:42,090
I give up!
423
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:45,650
That's the first time a woman Ever made a man put a gun down.
424
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:46,570
Here you go,officer.
425
00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:48,650
I know you need to take this in as evidence.
426
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,390
Freeze!
427
00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:50,370
You're under arrest.
428
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,280
No,they need to take you in as evidence.
429
00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:59,550
After a week of doing things for greg,the hardest thing was something I had to do for myself.
430
00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:00,900
You asleep?
431
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,340
I'm not talking to you.
432
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:07,380
But if I were talking to you,I'd tell you how angry I am because of what you did.
433
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,300
Look,I'm sorry.
434
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,110
But you know how tired you were last night?
435
00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:12,800
That's how tired I am every night.
436
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,910
But I don't get to cry about it,I just got to deal with it.
437
00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:17,350
You don't have it so hard.
438
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:18,900
How do you figure that?
439
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:22,180
So you live in bed-stuy,it takes you three hours to get to school,
440
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:24,280
and you have an after-school job.
441
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,800
So what?
442
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,670
I wish I had someone to fight over the tv or bathroom with.
443
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:32,140
The last thing my mother cooked on the stove got her a year of probation.
444
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:34,770
I don't do everything on my own because I want to.
445
00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:36,780
I dot 'cause I have to.
446
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:39,350
Dang,I guess I never thought of it like that.
447
00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:41,200
Sorry,man,I didn't mean to be such a pain.
448
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,080
Aw,forget it.
449
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,430
I'll tell ms.Morello what happened,
450
00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:45,650
and maybe she'll let you take a make-up exam.
451
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:46,590
You think?
452
00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:49,960
Yeah.I'll just tell her that you drank a 40 by accident.
453
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:53,490
By the time greg left my house,he really felt at home.
454
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:55,270
Little white dude about to go home.
455
00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:56,240
Let me hold a dollar.
456
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,170
Sure.
457
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,100
See ya.
458
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:04,290
Hey,if you need pants to go with that shirt,I can tighten you up.
459
00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:05,960
Sorry,but I just got robbed.
460
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:06,790
Oh.
461
00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:07,890
Well,maybe next time.
462
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:09,440
Yeah.See ya.
463
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:13,090
Greg!Hurry up before we get shot!
464
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:16,330
See you at school,man.
465
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:20,110
Take care,greg.
466
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:22,020
See ya,dude.
467
00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:27,930
why didn't you tell they were negroes?
468
00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:31,120
It's okay,but I would've appreciated a little warning.
469
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:36,320
I always thought that greg was lucky because he had lots of toys,a nice allowance and freedom.
470
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:40,940
But greg showed me that I had the most important thing a person can have:
471
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,620
A family.
472
00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:44,950
I need to draw you a bath.
473
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,250
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
474
00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:49,870
After greg was gone,I actually kind of missed him.
475
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:52,410
how was your trip,baby?
476
00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:54,610
That's a long story.
477
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,220
so how was it having greg over?
478
00:19:57,220 --> 00:20:00,050
Cool.Can hetay over again sometime?
479
00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:02,060
Are you nuts?
480
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,830
I never worked so hard in my entire life.
481
00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:05,040
And I want my bed back.
482
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,950
And she is not making me eat no more tofu.
483
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,830
whoa,you gave your brother's bed to greg?
484
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:14,040
And you sit up here washing dishes for the white man!
485
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,020
Anthat little tv show nova was boring!
486
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:18,970
I'm tired of being a vegetarian short-order cook!
487
00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:20,780
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Season 3 Episode 07
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