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At the school year,I was going to
graduate from corleone junior high.
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My eighth grade picture had a list
of everything I'd accomplished,
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which so far,was nothing.
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This was my last chance t make
sure that didn't happen again.
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Why aren't you filling out
your yearbook activities form?
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Because right now,the only thing
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I have to put under my picture
is "human punching bag."
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How out "first black kid at corleone"?
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Actually,I wasn't the first
black kid at corleone...
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I was just the first one
that made it into the building.
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Okay,so I might be the first.
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But until now,that
hasn't meant a whole lot.
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But you tried out for
the basketball team.
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And ran for class president.
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Yeah,but I failed.
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Nobody remembers failure.
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I thought about other black
people who were first at something,
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and what it would be
like if they had failed.
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Thanks for showing up.
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This black guy was in here,uh,robinson.
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You know I was going to
break the color line for him.
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He showed up 20 minutes late.
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Claimed he couldn't t a seat on the bus.
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Now you,kid,you can't hit.
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You can't run.You can't throw.
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But you show up on time.
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It's not too late.
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You can still get
involved in an activity.
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Like what?
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I don't know.Something that
plays into your strong suits.
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Problem was,all I had were weak suits.
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- Choir.
- I can't sing.
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- Glee club.
- I can't sing.
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The debate team.You can talk,can't you?
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Yeah,but that's full.
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Well,it looks like the only thing left
is the chess club and journalism staff.
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I thought about joining the chess club.
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Go!
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Checkmate!
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extra,extra!Dummy joins newspaper.
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School newspaper,here I come.
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Because failure is not an option.
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Everybody Hates
Chris Season 3 Episode 6
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School newspapers are different
in white neighborhoods.
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For one thing,there's no obituary comn.
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So,what do you want to write about?
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Politics.
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No.I write about politics.
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Okay,then sports.
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No,ping does the sports column.
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Mostly covers ping-pong.
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Okay,then entertainment.
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Like,movie reviews and stuff like that.
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This isn't jet
magazine,this is a newspaper.
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I like jet.
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Okay,then what do you
want me to write about?
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I don't know,something
that you know about.
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She doesn't have the guts to
suggest a fried chicken column.
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- Like what?
- I don't know.Something that's unique to you.
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You know,something that's
unique to you,blackety.
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While I thought about what to write,
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my father thought something was wrong.
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Re-elect lamar johnson?!
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Why're you campaigning for this guy?
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Because my daddy supported his
daddy when he was city councilman,
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and now I am just
carrying on the tradition.
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But you're hardly home as it is.
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Whgonna take care of the house?
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That look means,"ain't
you got two hands?"
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Baby,don't worry.The
campaign will be over soon
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then everything will be back to normal.
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I don't know why you want
to be involved with this guy.
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He's nothing but a
crook and a womanizer.
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Julius,would you quit being jealous.
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He is not a crook.I've know
him since I was a teenager
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so,even saddam hussein had friends.
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could you get that?
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thank you,baby.
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Julius,ha-ha!
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Good to see you,my brother.
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Hope you plan to te next week.
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Yeah,I-I do.
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Hope you plan to lose.
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- Hi,lamar!
- Rochelle,how're you doing?Good to see you.Look at you.
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Rochelle,I want to thank you for
volunteering to help our campaign.
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Oh,not a problem,lamar.
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You know you are like family to me.
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Like play cousins.
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My mother saw a councilman,but
my father saw this:
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Rochelle,baby,
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daddy needs you to get on out there with
your fine self and get daddy them votes.
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But daddy,it's raining
cats and dogs out there.
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Cats...
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girl,u better get on out there and go
on that campaigning.Get on out there.
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Vote for daddy.
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Vote for daddy.
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Uh,so can I pick these up later?
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Oh,yeah,you know what,I'll
get started on them now.
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Whoa,whoa,wait a
minute.What about dinner?
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Oh,baby,can't we order chinese food?
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Well,who gonna pay
for this chinese food?
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Uh,I can pay you with
my uning gratitude.
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Well,can you pay me back with $13.43?
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Julius...
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- julius,you funny,man.
- Yeah.
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No,you funnier.
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- No,you funny.
- No,you really funny.
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And you lucky.
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I mean,you got yourself
a fine woman right here.
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Yes,yes.
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Don't worry,baby,I'll cook.
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uh,I was going anyway.
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- Listen,don't forget to vote.
- Oh,I won'T.
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Oh,he won't,but not for you.
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oh,julius.
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Yuck!What's the matter?
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My peas are touching my mashed potatoes.
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So what?
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I just hate when one
food touches another.
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Baby,that's what
mashed potatoes are for.
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They're like little clumps of glue
that you use to pick up your peas.
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That's disgusting.
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I could only imagine what would've
happened if I'd tried that.
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I can't eat this.
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My peas are touching my mashed potatoes.
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Are they separated now?
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Chris,put that paper away.
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You're just like your daddy.
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You know better than
to read at the table.
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Sorry,ma... it's just that I'm
writing an article in the school paper
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and I'm looking for ideas.
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Oh,well...
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why don't you write
about councilman johnson
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and all the wonderful things that
are happening in the neighborhood?
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Like crack?
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You know what,as a matter of
fact,I think we all should help.
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Drew,you can help me put up posters.
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And tonya,you can hand out buttons.
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I've got homework.
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Yeah,and I got to read an
autobiography on billy ocean.
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Don't even look at me.
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You know,that's a shame.
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People marched and had dogs and hoses
turned on them for the right to vote,
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and you guys can't even help.
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Maybe you should turn
dogs and hoses on them.
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Okay,fine.
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I'll do it by myself.
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My mother had to do it
on her own,and so did I.
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How's school?
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Tough,I've got to write an
article for the school paper.
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Oh,you're a writer now,huh?
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Well,it's just that this
is my last year at corleone
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and I think people won't
remember me unless I do something.
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Good for you.
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It's great to be a writer.
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You can get your legacy started.
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- Legacy?
- Your legacy.
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Like,what people remember you for.
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Somebody should tell bobby brown
about this whole "legacy" thing.
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Only problem is,I don't
know what to write about.
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Well,you happen to be in luck.
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I got a lot you can write about.
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But you're gonna have to tone it
down a little bit,because it's juicy.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You know,when I was
you I was a real player.
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I dated women wherever
I could find them.
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Oh,yeah,I was what you'd
call a serial dater.
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I went out with thousands of women.
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They all cried when I left.
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But they'd all take me back in a second.
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No,I didn't know that.
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I dated all the pretty
women in syracuse.
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Both of them.
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Then I dated all the
pretty women in albany.
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Now we're up to three.
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Then,I dated all the
pretty women in pittsburgh.
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Okay,we're back at two.
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But I know it's hard to look at
old doc and think of me in that way,
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but I'm a real lady killer.
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I knew one thing for sure:
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Nobody at school was
writing about this.
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- While I was getting my story down,
- johnson!
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My mother was getting the vote out.
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- Vote johnson!Johnson!
- You got it,you got it.
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Johnson!
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Vote for johnson!
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Vote for johnson!
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Here,vote for johnson,he's a great guy.
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Vote for john...hey!
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Wait!
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Wait!Wait!
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Wait,wait a minute!Wait a minute,
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what the hell are you doing?!
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I'm trying to prevent the
election of this evil individual.
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Lamar johnson is not evi
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you know that since this
man has come into office,
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my business has dropped 35%?
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That's because the murder
rate has dropped 35%.
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The whole reason I moved to bed-stuy
was because business was booming.
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I couldn't keep a casket in stock.
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They were literally
flying into the ground.
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You are sick.
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That's why I'm going to do everything
in my power to get him re-elected.
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I'm going to do everything in
my power to get him defeated.
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What?!Wait a minute now.
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If you're not voting for
johnson,who are you voting for?
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Himelfarb?
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Abe himelfarb,who owns the pawn shop?
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With himelfarb in office,
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everything will fall
naturally into place.
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Over my dead body!
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That would be tragic,but
if it were to happen,
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yocan rest assured I'll give
mr.Julius a nice discount.
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You...
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you just stay away from my posters.
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Vote for johnson!
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Vote for john...hey!
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Hey!Wait!
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Stop that man!
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Stop him!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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When I turned in my story,lisa
read me the riot act.
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You call yourself a writer?
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This is the worst story I've ever read.
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I just wasted 20 minutes of my life.
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Do you know how many trees
died for you to write this?
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You're destroying the ozone layer.
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- People are gonna get cancer.
- Okay,okay,I get it.
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So what's wrong with it?
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Everything... who wants to read
about some crusty old ghetto romeo?
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Well,you told me write
about something I know,
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and I know this Y.
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Well,if this is the best you can do,
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maybe you should think
about doing something else.
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Like the chess club?
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Go!
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Checkmate!
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I wonder if there's a checkers club.
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Nationwide is on your side lisa hated
my story,so I showed it to ms.Morello,
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who loved anything black.
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Lisa's right,this isn't good.
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What's wrong with it?
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Chris,
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there's nothing worse
than racial stereotypes.
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We've seen this a thousand times.
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The tall,shirtless ack man,
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his ebony pecs glistening with
sweat from working in the fields.
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His furrowed brow
filled with savage lust.
253
00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:42,180
Where was I?
254
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,600
I think you were talking
about racial stereotypes.
255
00:10:45,710 --> 00:10:47,530
Oh,right.
256
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:53,080
I want to read about the real black men
who walk the gritty streets of the hood.
257
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,910
People like super fly,
258
00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:59,310
the mack,black belt jones,
259
00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:02,380
truck tuer and blacula.
260
00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:08,290
Tell me the truth about the pimps
and the hustlers,the violence...
261
00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:11,330
all set to a jazzy beat!
262
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,680
Oh,there's a jazzy beat
I want to give her,
263
00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:15,300
right upside the head.
264
00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:17,310
Everyone else hated my article,
265
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,580
but I knew I could count
on greg for support.
266
00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:20,860
It's horrible,dude.
267
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,490
I've only been to your
neighborhood twice,
268
00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:24,450
and even I have more exciting stories.
269
00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,020
Well,I don't know what to write about,
270
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:28,000
'cause everything they're
asking for doesn't exist.
271
00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:29,290
That's the wrong attitude.
272
00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:31,570
What do you mean?
273
00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:33,670
Do you want t to be remembered
for being someing more than
274
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,860
- just a human pinata?
- Yeah.
275
00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:37,750
Do you want to have something
under your picture in the yearbook?
276
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:38,670
Yeah.
277
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,170
Then give the people what they want.
278
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:47,350
I thought journalism was supposed
to be about reporting the facts,
279
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,990
but what I found out is that
people don't always want the facts.
280
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,240
So I decided to give the
people what they want.
281
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,520
I took doc's story
about being a lady killer,
282
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,840
and dropped the word "lady."
283
00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,900
- Who do you want to beat?
- Johnson!
284
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,690
- When do you want to beat him?
- Now!
285
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:03,790
When I say,"johnson," you say,"fool."
286
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,990
- Johnson!
- Fool!
287
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,190
- Johnson!
- What is thatoise?
288
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,840
That's mr.Omar.He's having
an anti-johnson rally.
289
00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:10,220
What?!
290
00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:12,910
When I say,"johnson,"
you say,"fool"... johnson!
291
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,230
- Fool!
- Johnson!
292
00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:18,810
- who do you want to beat?
- Tonya,tap your butt on downstairs and lock the door.
293
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,260
Go on,now!
294
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,600
Hey,hey,don't listen to that fool.
295
00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:27,270
Johnson is a good man.
296
00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:28,970
He's cleaning up our streets!
297
00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:30,320
Vote johnson!
298
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:34,770
What kind of councilman got people
campaigning for him hollering out of windows?!
299
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,650
Vote for himelfarb!
300
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,240
How you gonna vote for somebody,
301
00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:40,120
and you can't even spell their name?!
302
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,280
Vote johnson!
303
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,680
We can't spell his name,'cause
johnson ruined the schools.
304
00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:46,050
Vote for himelfarb!
305
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,010
When I say,"himel," you say "farb"...
306
00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:49,240
- himel!
- Farb!
307
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,400
- Himel!
- Farb!
308
00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:54,370
Well,at least johnson ain't
locked out of his own damn house!
309
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,770
When I say,"locked," you say,"out"...
310
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:57,910
- lked!
- Out!
311
00:12:58,030 --> 00:12:59,170
- Locked!
- Out!
312
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,940
That's what he is.
313
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,120
Hey,wait,wait,wait,wait!
314
00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:05,020
Where you going?Where you going?Come on!
315
00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:08,130
Himelfarb will open
doors that's been shut.
316
00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:10,630
He will put a chicken in every pot.
317
00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:13,610
After I changed my story,everyone
else changed theirs.
318
00:13:13,730 --> 00:13:15,260
Oh,chris!
319
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:17,740
Oh!
320
00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:20,750
My brilliant little alex haley.
321
00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:22,190
So,did you like the story?
322
00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:24,030
Like it?I love it!
323
00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:25,370
The scissor killer?!
324
00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:28,620
I wouldn't step foot in bed-stuy
for all the money in the world.
325
00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:30,200
That's how most people feel.
326
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,420
It was so frightening!
327
00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,810
So real!The truth leapt off the page.
328
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,510
The truth jumped off a cliff.
329
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,740
- So,are you going to publish it?
- Are you kidding?
330
00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:40,730
After this story,no one at this
school will ever forget you,chris.
331
00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:42,300
But that's just the beginning.
332
00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,790
This scissor killer
has got to be stopped,
333
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:48,270
so I st your story to a friend
of mine at the brooklyn crier,
334
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,890
and they published it,too!Look!
335
00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:54,440
because of you,
336
00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,810
they're going to bring
this man to justice.
337
00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:58,910
Because of me,they're
gonna waste their time.
338
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,130
I wanted to be remembered,
339
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,840
and this was something people
were never going to forget.
340
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,910
Brooklyn was paralyzed with fear.
341
00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:09,340
There was fear in the beauty shop.
342
00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:11,120
"Put the knife to her and..."
343
00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:14,160
there was fear in the barbershop.
344
00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:17,590
There was even fear in the gutter.
345
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:22,000
there was only one man who was happy.
346
00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:25,200
now that's what I'm talking about.
347
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,690
the brooklyn crier is
348
00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:32,040
working in conjunction with
local authorities to determine
349
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:35,930
the whereabouts of a man known
only as the scissor killer.
350
00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:38,830
The scissor killer was brought
to the attention of the crier by
351
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:41,750
this corleone junior high
school student after...
352
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,240
rochelle,good god,have
you seen the stories?
353
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,100
I just saw it on tv.
354
00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:48,420
This is A...
355
00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:52,550
oh,this is a disaster!
356
00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:55,280
Can you believe what this is
going to do to the community?
357
00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:57,000
I mean,why would you let your son chris
358
00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,170
write a story like this when
I'm trying to get reelected?
359
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,290
What?
360
00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:02,810
You're worried about being reelected
361
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:06,510
when my son is out there about to be
snipped to death by a scissor kill!
362
00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:08,960
Is that what you saying to me?!
363
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:10,940
Uh,n-no,no.
364
00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:12,080
Yes!
365
00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:14,420
I'm saying what would people think if
366
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,380
I'm allowing a serial killer
to roam the neighborhood?!
367
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,080
I hadn't seen spin like that
since usher battled omarion.
368
00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:22,350
I don't know if you noticed or not,
369
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,000
but ain't nobody in the neighborhood
370
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,320
except that killer and my baby!
371
00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:30,100
My story had pulled the wool
over the community's eyes,
372
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,210
but doc's eyes weren't woolly at all.
373
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,280
Who keeps taking these posters down?
374
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:40,050
Now,chris,let me see if I
understand this correctly.
375
00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:42,580
The killer came over here
376
00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:44,930
and spontaneously confessed to you
377
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,720
about his murderous past in syracuse,
378
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:50,020
albany and pittsburgh.
379
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,240
- Is that about right?
- Yeah,if by right,you mean wrong.
380
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,970
Yeah,kind of.
381
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,510
Oh,what part of that did I get wrong?
382
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,060
The part about the
killer coming out here.
383
00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:03,650
Chris,you've got this whole
neighborhood terrified.
384
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,410
Ain't nobody on the streets.
385
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,800
Ain't nobody out here,ain't
nobody coming in the store.
386
00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:10,180
I'm sorry; it's just that
I want to be remembered.
387
00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:13,230
Chris,you can't base
your legacy on lies.
388
00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:16,490
Now,you got to go and
tell somebody what you did.
389
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:24,310
Walking home,I couldn't help thinking that
my street was usually filled with life,
390
00:16:24,430 --> 00:16:27,570
and now it was an empty
wasteland,all because of me.
391
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,590
I felt worse than food poisoning.
392
00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,610
Little dude from across the street...
393
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,980
come here,man.Man,what
you doing out there?
394
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,980
Don't you know there's
a killer on the streets?
395
00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:39,910
Nah,I'll be all right.
396
00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:41,620
Let me hold a dollar.
397
00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:48,180
be safe out here.
398
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,360
Did I just get mugged from a window?
399
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,020
Not only was brooklyn filled with fear,
400
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:57,690
it was filled with reporters.
401
00:16:57,810 --> 00:17:00,250
Today,the streets of bedford
stuyvesant are deserted.
402
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:01,850
All of the murderers,rapists
403
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,490
and blacpeople who normally
populate these streets
404
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:05,960
are behind closed doors.
405
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,410
And yet,it is no safer,
406
00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:10,010
because of one man...
the scissor killer.
407
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,820
There's the young man
that-that broke the story.
408
00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:13,290
Let's see if we can
get a word.Young man...
409
00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:14,290
- what we...
- how...
410
00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:15,860
can you tell us any
more about the killer?
411
00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,360
What kind of sweat socks did he use?
412
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,350
- How did you get away?
- How did you get him...?
413
00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:23,500
The thing I was most afraid of was
telling my parents I'd made up the story.
414
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,680
I couldn't think of anything worse.
415
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,560
hello,worse.
416
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,940
Oh,my god,chris,where have you been?!
417
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,310
I was so worried about you!
418
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,980
Your daddy is on his way home.
419
00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:37,190
This detective wants to talk to you.
420
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,740
If you're black,that's a
sentence you never want to hear.
421
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:42,800
Listen,chris,we need a
description of the killer.
422
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,440
Give me a second to make one up.
423
00:17:44,590 --> 00:17:48,840
Well,he's black,um,five-two,
424
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,440
light skin,uh,afro?
425
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:52,910
He stoppedistening after black.
426
00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:54,840
- What's going on?
- There he is!On the floor,now!
427
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,200
- No!No!No!No!No!No!
- You're going to fry for this one!
428
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,410
- Chris!
- You got the wrong person!
429
00:17:58,430 --> 00:18:00,900
No,no,no!That's my
father.He's not a killer!
430
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,150
How do you know?
431
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,820
If I didn't tell the truth,there
was going to be an obituary.
432
00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:08,020
- 'Cause there is no killer.
- What?!
433
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,830
You better explain yourself,chris.
434
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,640
I made it up.
435
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:14,120
When I handed in my story
to the school newspaper,
436
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,330
they said it was so dull that
they wouldn't even print it,
437
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:19,310
so I made the story a little
bit more interesting to read.
438
00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:21,230
I'm sorry.
439
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:24,930
There's a gun pointing at your daddy's
head right now,and you're sorry?
440
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:28,860
Lamar johnson's campaign is
falling apart,and you're sorry.
441
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:32,130
People are running around this
neighborhood just scared to death,
442
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,730
and you're sorry.
443
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,180
Boy,you don't know what sorry is.
444
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,120
I'm going to ask you
one more time,ma'am:
445
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,350
Do you know this man?
446
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,240
Yes!That's my husba,for god sakes!
447
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,880
Son,you've got a knack
for inventing evidence.
448
00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:48,520
You might want to consider
a career in law enforcement.
449
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:52,290
In a moment,I might need a cop myself.
450
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,040
All I did was stretch the truth.
451
00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:00,450
Oh,that's a coincidence,'cause
I'm about to stretch your behind.
452
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,110
Get upstairs!
453
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,770
After my mother set me straight,I
had to set the story straight.
454
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,740
- You made it up?
- Well,I'm sorry.
455
00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:09,160
I was just giving the
people what they want.
456
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,260
Oh,this is just great.
457
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,750
All the real killers
running around bed-stuy,
458
00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:13,830
and you had to make one up.
459
00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:15,960
That's just lazy.What
else did you make up?
460
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,480
Is your real name chris?
461
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,950
Are you even black?Who knows?
462
00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:23,260
This is so disappointing.
463
00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:26,420
You're the first black writer
in the school's history.
464
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,000
I was the first black everything
in the school's history.
465
00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:32,910
You reach reporter status,and
u make up your story?
466
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,030
What will your people think of you?
467
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,720
you just had to lie,didn't you,aesop?
468
00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,530
Hey,dude.
469
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:51,230
So,I gave the people what
they want,and now look at me.
470
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:53,720
Sometimes people don't like
what they want after they get it.
471
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:56,820
I wonder if he'll want my foot
in his behind after he gets that.
472
00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:57,980
I got the yearbook.
473
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:00,960
I learned a couple of important
things from this whole fiasco.
474
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,440
Number one,I learned the word legacy.
475
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:07,430
Number two,people are suckers
for a serial scissor killer story.
476
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,270
And c... hey,I could write.
477
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,420
But best of all,.
478
00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:15,470
I finally did get something written
under my school yearbook picture
479
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,030
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