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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:03,820 After two years at corleone, 2 00:00:03,830 --> 00:00:06,580 I felt like things had finally started to turn around. 3 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:10,950 My grades were okay,I liked most of my teachers and I had made friends. 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,190 make that,a friend. 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,450 But he was a good one. 6 00:00:14,730 --> 00:00:17,550 There was only one problem that wasn't going away. 7 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,140 Morning,cocoa puffs. 8 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:28,250 Caruso had made my life a living hell. 9 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:31,700 He had beaten my ass every day and nothing kept him away. 10 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:34,460 Not a 104 degree fever. 11 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,260 and not even a national holiday. 12 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:40,830 Happy fourth of july,sammy. 13 00:00:43,270 --> 00:00:44,540 What time is it? 14 00:00:44,550 --> 00:00:45,950 3:15.Why? 15 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,000 Have you seen caruso? 16 00:00:47,010 --> 00:00:49,070 He's usually punching you in the face right now. 17 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:02,730 As far as I was concerned,this was better than enter the dragon. 18 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:11,180 You want some more? 19 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:14,330 Smart move. 20 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:21,200 what are you staring at? 21 00:01:21,970 --> 00:01:23,530 Did you just see that? 22 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:25,240 Saw it,but I don't believe it. 23 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:27,230 Other than being glad that I wasn't next, 24 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,890 at that moment I couldn't have been happier. 25 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,980 see ya.Wouldn't want to be ya. 26 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:42,820 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 27 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:50,060 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync: YTET-???? 28 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:08,840 EHC Season 3 Episode 2 29 00:02:09,970 --> 00:02:13,640 After seeing caruso getting a beat down,I had one question. 30 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,530 Who is that kid anyway? 31 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:17,850 His name's bernard yao. 32 00:02:17,860 --> 00:02:19,780 Apparently he's been going here since last year. 33 00:02:19,790 --> 00:02:20,920 I never heard of him. 34 00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:23,200 How do you think caruso's going to deal with getting beaten up? 35 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:26,370 Same way he deals with everything-- he's gonna take it out on me. 36 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,350 Since the day I got to corleone,if caruso had a problem, 37 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,750 as far as he was concerned,it was my fault. 38 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:34,070 When he got an "f" on his paper. 39 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,200 "f"? 40 00:02:38,670 --> 00:02:40,020 You're probably right. 41 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:41,300 You wearing a cup? 42 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:43,630 What? No.Are you? 43 00:02:44,890 --> 00:02:46,540 Every day. 44 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:48,220 You want to borrow it? 45 00:02:48,230 --> 00:02:50,300 No,I'm okay,thank you. 46 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:52,540 Greg's cup was actually a thimble. 47 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:56,470 It's your funeral.Oh,no. 48 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,660 Holy nicole simpson. 49 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,460 Can you hand me a carton of milk,please? 50 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,230 This is worse than I thought. 51 00:03:08,290 --> 00:03:09,760 Uh,caruso,you okay? 52 00:03:09,770 --> 00:03:10,950 Yeah,I'm fine. 53 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,390 And can you call me joey? 54 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,190 - Joey? - Joey? 55 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,550 Joey. 56 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:21,820 Caruso looked about as happy as bobby brown in a health food store. 57 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:22,970 Did you see that? 58 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:23,960 I don't blame him. 59 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:26,820 If somebody roundhouse kicked me across a street,I'd avoid him,too. 60 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:29,430 Greg avoided trees 'cause he once got a splinter. 61 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,810 Yao didn't just beat him down-- he beat the bully out of him. 62 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:42,850 while I was free from caruso,my dad was free from work. 63 00:03:44,230 --> 00:03:45,430 You don't need to work this morning? 64 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,370 Your daddy's on vacation this week. 65 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:49,170 Man,I wish I could take a week off. 66 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:50,610 I need a vacation. 67 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:51,540 What for? 68 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:52,580 You're a kid. 69 00:03:52,590 --> 00:03:54,140 Your whole life's a vacation. 70 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,610 This is a waste of time. 71 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:58,620 I should be working. 72 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:01,260 You got five paid vacation days. 73 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:02,490 Paid,julius. 74 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,750 Yeah,but they're paying me for a 40-hour week. 75 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,630 I average close to 70. 76 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,080 If you think about it,I'm actually losing money. 77 00:04:09,090 --> 00:04:10,730 Then don't think aboutt. 78 00:04:10,740 --> 00:04:12,110 Baby,get some rest. 79 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,090 Pay attention to your health for a change. 80 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:15,920 There's nothing wrong with my health. 81 00:04:15,930 --> 00:04:20,490 You got the gout,high blood pressure,arthritis,a bad back,the sniffles, 82 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,840 an ingrown toenail,seborrhea,psoriasis, 83 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:27,530 a strained ligament,dyspepsia and gastric reflux. 84 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:29,470 My mother was making a lot of sense. 85 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,830 Unfortunately,all my father heard was. 86 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,880 you got the light bill,the gas bill,the phone bill,the heat bill, 87 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:38,030 the water bill,car note,taxes,insurance, 88 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:42,600 food,rent,clothes,heating,cooling,washing,drying. 89 00:04:42,610 --> 00:04:45,580 my mother thought it was work at gave my father stress. 90 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:47,960 But she was wrong-- it was debt. 91 00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:49,740 Which is why he did this. 92 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,430 Hey,frank,it's julius. 93 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,610 Listen,I got a few days off and I'm looking to pick up a little work. 94 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:59,790 So fyi,my sources tell me that yao likes using the upstairs bathroom by the art room. 95 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,070 What sources? 96 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,330 What are you-- spenser for hire? 97 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:03,930 I guess that makes me hawk. 98 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:05,160 It's not important. 99 00:05:05,170 --> 00:05:07,260 All that matter is that you avoid using it. 100 00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:08,240 Why? 101 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:11,180 Just because yao beat up caruso doesn't mean he's going to beat us up,too. 102 00:05:11,190 --> 00:05:13,580 Did you see the way he was looking at us when he came out of that alley? 103 00:05:13,590 --> 00:05:14,980 I'm not taking any chances. 104 00:05:14,990 --> 00:05:16,410 You're overreactg. 105 00:05:18,390 --> 00:05:20,410 okay,look,we don't want any trouble. 106 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:22,550 What's this? 107 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,580 My lunch money. 108 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:27,520 I always pay on time,and I don't even mind tossing in a few extra bucks around the holidays. 109 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:28,840 What is wrong with you guys? 110 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,280 I don't want your money. 111 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:33,710 But after what you did to caruso,we figur you were taking over. 112 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,180 I'm not taking over anything. 113 00:05:35,190 --> 00:05:36,850 I just got tired of him picking on me. 114 00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:38,330 That's why I took karate. 115 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:41,470 It was either that,or give up my lunch money. 116 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:45,640 If I had to pay for karate lessons,I wouldn't have had lunch money. 117 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:49,920 Now that's what I call relaxing. 118 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:52,190 It's getting late. 119 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,550 You'd better be going. 120 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,510 What do you mean? It's only 8:15. 121 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:56,870 You never know. 122 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,100 There could be traffic. 123 00:05:58,110 --> 00:05:59,570 I wouldn't want you to be late for work. 124 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,800 I think I have time for a cup of coffee. 125 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:03,530 Oh,could you get me another cup? 126 00:06:04,220 --> 00:06:07,160 Look,I'm just saying,you know,you' still on your three-month probation. 127 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:09,370 I wouldn't want you to have a mark on your record. 128 00:06:09,380 --> 00:06:12,130 Oh,please,that office is so disorganized. 129 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:15,310 I'm gonna sit right here and have my cup of coffee. 130 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,890 And besides,they don't keep records of anything anyway. 131 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:20,860 ironically,she worked at the department of records. 132 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:27,470 Baby,we're out of coffee,but maybe you can pick up another cup on the way to work. 133 00:06:28,390 --> 00:06:30,970 Okay,all right,I get it,I get it. 134 00:06:30,980 --> 00:06:34,220 You want me to leave so you can have your day of relaxation. 135 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:35,270 I get it. 136 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:36,340 Have a good day. 137 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:38,540 All right,get some rest. 138 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,740 Clark kent's got nothing on him. 139 00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:53,250 I'm out. 140 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:57,680 The next few days at school were the best I'd ever had at corleone. 141 00:06:57,690 --> 00:07:01,320 For the first time caruso didn't knock the books out of my hand when he passed me. 142 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:02,810 Hi,chris. 143 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:07,140 He didn't shove me in a locker. 144 00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:08,860 Hi,chris. 145 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:12,230 And the only name he called me was mine. 146 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,890 Hey,chris. 147 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,410 For the first time I could remember, 148 00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:19,570 I didn't have a problem at school. 149 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:26,690 Give me your lunch money. 150 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,870 I didn't have a problem. 151 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,110 now I had a lot of problems. 152 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:37,420 Caruso losing the fight with bernard yao was good and bad. 153 00:07:37,430 --> 00:07:40,180 On the upside,caruso was no longer on my back. 154 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:43,110 On the downside,I was getting beat like eggs at ihop. 155 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,760 Hey,give me your lunch money. 156 00:07:44,770 --> 00:07:46,030 Hey,don't give him your lunch money. 157 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,080 Give me your lunch money. 158 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:48,070 He's going to give it to me. 159 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:48,850 No,he's going to give it to me. 160 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:50,310 - No,he's not. - Give it to me! 161 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,550 It's mine! 162 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:56,760 This is how kids used to fight before there were guns in school. 163 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:01,060 Freedom! 164 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,680 all clear. 165 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,200 It's like there's not enough of you to go around,man. 166 00:08:13,210 --> 00:08:16,290 I haven't seen anger and violence like this since my custody hearing. 167 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:17,310 Me neither. 168 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,100 Well,at least outside my neighborhood. 169 00:08:19,110 --> 00:08:20,470 What's going on? 170 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,500 When yao beat up caruso,it threw the whole school out of whack. 171 00:08:23,510 --> 00:08:24,480 What do you mean? 172 00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:25,950 The school is like the godfather. 173 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,700 There's a hierarchy,and on top is don corleone. 174 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:31,500 But in our case-- don caruso. 175 00:08:33,420 --> 00:08:35,660 Caruso was the toughest kid in school. 176 00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:38,100 No one dared challenge his authority. 177 00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:42,330 Almost everybody hated caruso,but a lot of kids envied him. 178 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:46,350 They wanted to be him,but were too scared to do anything about it. 179 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:50,320 When caruso was out of the way,the school was up for grabs. 180 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:55,350 It was going to be a bloodbath, 181 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:59,550 and I knew that unless I did something it was going to be my blood. 182 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,600 Dude,how do you know all this? 183 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:07,180 When you spend a lot of time in dark lockers you think abouthings. 184 00:09:07,190 --> 00:09:10,340 I started writing my first hbo special in a locker. 185 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:16,010 so what do we do now? 186 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:17,990 We got to put caruso back in power. 187 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,790 $47 for alimon! 188 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:29,450 - I bet you don'T. - Bet you I will. 189 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:31,470 - I bet you don'T. - Keep dreaming. 190 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:32,890 A wood chipper? 191 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:34,890 Where did she get a wood chipper from? 192 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:49,400 he left her for a midget? 193 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,690 Ma,I'm home. 194 00:09:54,850 --> 00:09:56,120 Hey,mom,where's dad? 195 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:57,270 He's probably sleeping. 196 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,170 Leave him alone,'cause he needs his rest. 197 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:00,250 And,boy,close my door. 198 00:10:00,260 --> 00:10:01,670 You don't live in a barn. 199 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,960 I didn't even open that door. 200 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,670 Back at school,I feared for my life. 201 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:17,090 So I couldn't even enjoy the epidemic of white-on-white violence. 202 00:10:25,130 --> 00:10:26,010 Look at that. 203 00:10:26,020 --> 00:10:27,460 Caruso's a broken man. 204 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,110 Don't worry,I know how to fix him. 205 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,440 Caruso lost a fight to the new champ. 206 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:36,470 But I figured he couldn't resist a fight with the old chump. 207 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:40,760 What is wrong with you? 208 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:41,740 Let go of me. 209 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:42,710 What's wrong with you? 210 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:46,210 You're what's wrong with me,walking around here like a sad richie cunningham. 211 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:48,340 You should be kicking some serious butt. 212 00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:49,650 What are you talking about? 213 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:51,870 Yao kicked the crap out of you. 214 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,390 You're just gonna take it? 215 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:55,030 What do you expect? 216 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,460 Well,maybe you can't beat him,but you can beat me. 217 00:10:57,780 --> 00:11:01,490 I mean,come on,punch me,kick me,push me on the ground,something. 218 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,620 - Have you lost your min - yes. 219 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,080 Have you lost your mind? 220 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:08,760 Call me stymie,rochester,tootsie roll,inkwell. 221 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:10,210 Come on,man! 222 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,040 What are you doing? 223 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:13,400 Prompting an angry call from bill cosby. 224 00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:15,560 Look,I-I got to go. 225 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:17,950 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 226 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,280 You want to act like a punk,I'm gonna treat you like a punk. 227 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,500 Give me your lunch money,opie. 228 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:27,290 First time I was scared he wouldn't hit me. 229 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,730 All right,here. 230 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:30,330 Just leave me alone. 231 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:39,660 Well,that didn't work. 232 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:41,720 So now what? 233 00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:43,990 Well,we got his lunch money. 234 00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:46,240 Let's go get a pizza and think about it. 235 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:50,270 We got a pizza,but eight different bullies took a slice. 236 00:11:53,850 --> 00:11:56,400 Q to put a stop to things, 237 00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:58,230 I had to go to the guy who started it. 238 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,880 Hey,yao,can I talk to you for a second? 239 00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:01,700 Give me your lunch money first. 240 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:04,790 I'm joking. 241 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,680 Yeah,good one,jackass. 242 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:07,920 What do you want? 243 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:09,500 I have a problem and I need your help. 244 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:10,520 I got my own problems. 245 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,380 I guarantee you they cannot be worse than mine. 246 00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:13,370 I'm failing math. 247 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:14,210 I got work to do. 248 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:15,800 I don't have time for this. 249 00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:17,310 Wait,you're not good at math? 250 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,690 What,just because I'm asian,I have to be good in math? 251 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,540 You're black,can you moonwalk? 252 00:12:21,550 --> 00:12:22,660 I didn't mean it like that. 253 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:23,990 And,no,I can't moonwalk. 254 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,280 So,I can't use chopsticks. 255 00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:26,350 I don't like watmelon. 256 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,500 I can't make a swan out of paper. 257 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:28,590 I don't have sickle cell anemia. 258 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,900 I don't own a dry cleaners. 259 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,420 I bet you like rice. 260 00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:33,170 You know what,man,just forget this. 261 00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:35,680 It's simple,I need you to fight caruso again. 262 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:37,060 Why would I do that? 263 00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:40,330 At least whecaruso was in control,we only had one person to worry about. 264 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:44,450 And now,everybody kicking the crap out of anybody they can get their hands on. 265 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:45,890 And nine times out of ten. 266 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,830 it's me. 267 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,490 I don't want to fight. 268 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,110 If you don't want to do it for me,then do it for the school. 269 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,560 We may not want a bully,but we need a bully. 270 00:12:55,570 --> 00:12:58,210 Look,I already fought him once and beat him. 271 00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,930 What makes you think he would fight me again? 272 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,600 Let me take care of that. 273 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:05,180 And what's in it for me? 274 00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:13,290 Caruso. 275 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,110 I ow you're in here. 276 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,940 It's me,chris. 277 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,130 What? 278 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,240 I need to talk to you. 279 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,780 I knew I had to convince caruso to face yao. 280 00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:28,070 Now it was the biggest fight of my life and I wasn't even in it. 281 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,740 I don't have any more money. 282 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,510 Man,would you just come out here? 283 00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:35,810 Man,what is wrong with you? 284 00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:39,120 I can't believe I'm saying this,but I actually feel bad for you. 285 00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:40,780 You used to run this school. 286 00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:42,320 And now look at you. 287 00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:45,230 You're sad,pathetic and scared out of your mind. 288 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:47,390 Shoot,if you were black,you'd be me. 289 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,880 What do you want from me? 290 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,630 You need to stand up to yao. 291 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,100 Are you crazy? 292 00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:54,780 He hit me in the eye with a siberian flying tiger. 293 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,700 I couldn't see straight for three days. 294 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,560 So? 295 00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:02,100 When I first came to this school,you smacked me around. 296 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,330 But I stood up to you. 297 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:05,640 Fight!Fight!Fight! 298 00:14:05,650 --> 00:14:08,070 And you smacked me around some more. 299 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,800 Fight!Fight!Fight! 300 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,360 So what's your point? 301 00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:16,350 You see,every superhero needs a villain. 302 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:21,950 I mean,where would superman be if it wasn't for lex luthor? 303 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,910 He'd be at the hall of justice watching super tv. 304 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:32,300 and the fantastic four,where would they be if it wasn't for dr.Doom? 305 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,280 At the circus. 306 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:40,130 the reason you need to stand for yourself is because I need you. 307 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,990 The school needs you. 308 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:47,820 And unless you want to spend the rest of the school year slinking around 309 00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:50,720 and being scared to let me kick the crap out of you, 310 00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:53,530 you need to stand up for yourself. 311 00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:02,180 You really think I can beat him? 312 00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:05,770 I don't think so,I know so. 313 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:09,460 After a few days of successfully working his secret job, 314 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:12,990 my dad ran into two problems-- drew and tanya. 315 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,260 I still don't see how you threw your back out doing nothing. 316 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:18,010 Oh,I must've slept funny. 317 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,740 Well,you sleep harder than you work. 318 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,230 Hey,dad,you probably hurt you back carrying all those packages 319 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,370 what? 320 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:32,740 Yeah,this afternoon,me and drew saw you on fulton avenue when we were walking home from school. 321 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:33,920 Okay,baby,here's some aspirin. 322 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:35,400 It'll relax your muscles a bit. 323 00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:36,660 Who did y'all see on fulton avenue? 324 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,770 Nobody.They're just talking. 325 00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:44,350 Whoever that was,he looked just like you. 326 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,110 I hope he doesn't hit somebody in the head with a pipe and run, 327 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,230 because if he does,you're going to jail. 328 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,050 I mean,for real,dad,he looked just like you-- 329 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:54,480 bald head,beard,dark skin,everything. 330 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:55,660 I even called you. 331 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,240 I said,"daddy. 332 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,190 Sure did. 333 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,000 Then the guy turned around and looked right at us, 334 00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:02,720 covered his face with a package and ran inside the building. 335 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,710 Hey,baby,you want a beer before dinner. 336 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:05,780 Oh,thanks. 337 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,560 So who did y'all see running into a building? 338 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:08,510 Nobody. 339 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,870 They just playing. 340 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,070 Kids. 341 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:13,380 Playing all the time. 342 00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:19,120 I don't know,dad. 343 00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:22,720 If they had a look- like-you contest,he would win. 344 00:16:26,010 --> 00:16:27,400 It was me. 345 00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:29,840 I took a job delivering packages for the week. 346 00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:32,820 you're supposed to be on vacation. 347 00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:34,880 Mama's gonna be mad. 348 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:36,730 Not if you keep your mouth shut. 349 00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:39,560 You know mom hates to be the last to find out about stuff. 350 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:41,160 And I don't want her mad at me. 351 00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:43,820 Do you guys like having a father? 352 00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:45,150 Yes. 353 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,830 Keep quiet. 354 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,350 And I'll give you five dollars. 355 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,870 Each? 356 00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:52,780 Yeah. 357 00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:54,240 Now shh. 358 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:58,650 I had brought two fighters of different ethnicities together for a fixed fight. 359 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,910 I felt just like don king. 360 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,990 Hey,fried rice. 361 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:03,980 What took you so long? 362 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,540 Why don't you ask your mother? 363 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:21,730 fight! Fight! 364 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,760 Where you going? 365 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:28,980 Don't you want to see who wins? 366 00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:30,060 What's the difference? 367 00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:32,870 Either way,tomorrow,someone's gonna be kicking the crap out of me. 368 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:42,610 back on my dad's secret job,he didn't know i but the shipment was about to hit the fan. 369 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,700 DEPARTMENT OF RECOEDS 370 00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,550 Hey,excuse me,excuse me,look. 371 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,950 I'll give you five dollars if you go in there and get a package for me. 372 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,500 What are you.? 373 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:58,660 You're some kind of pervert. 374 00:17:58,670 --> 00:17:59,690 No,no.No,no,no,look. 375 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,450 I'll give you ten,man,hey! 376 00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,740 Damn! 377 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,080 Can I help you? 378 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,250 hey,baby. 379 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,350 How you doing? 380 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:18,690 If that's what my mother looks like catching my father with another job, 381 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,030 it's no wonder he never had another woman. 382 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,140 What you doing here? 383 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:23,710 I'm working. 384 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,850 What are you doing here? 385 00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:26,510 Relaxing? 386 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,520 Drew and tanya. 387 00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:28,950 yeah,drew and tanya. 388 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,170 Now you're bribing your own kids? 389 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,970 You should be ashamed or yourself. 390 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,790 And you only gave them ten measly dollars. 391 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,460 You could've at least gave them $20. 392 00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:37,920 How did you know I was going to be here? 393 00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:41,070 Who do you think called for you to pick up the package? 394 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,500 Look,I'm just trying to make some extra money so we can get ahead,baby. 395 00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:49,330 Baby,how are you gonna get ahead if your behind is laying in a coffin? 396 00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:53,630 Julius,I need for you to relax,so I can relax. 397 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,720 You understand? 398 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:56,600 I'm sorry. 399 00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:58,480 I didn't know it was that important to you. 400 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,740 go home. 401 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:07,110 And if you're not asleep by the time I get home,I'm gonna knock you out. 402 00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:11,150 No,don't kiss me,I'm in my place of business. 403 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:12,800 Well,at least let me get the package. 404 00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:15,010 There is no package. 405 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,050 Go to sleep. 406 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,830 And I'm keeping the ten dollars. 407 00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:28,250 For a few days,I had something I'd always wished for-- no caruso. 408 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:31,910 But the only thing worse than life with him,was life without him. 409 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:36,480 Everybody was talking about the fight,but I knew how it ended before it started. 410 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,350 Well,you did it,man. 411 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,850 Caruso's back. 412 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:45,530 Yeah,I guess I'm a real hero-- superfool. 413 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:47,920 Greg? 414 00:19:47,930 --> 00:19:49,640 Thanks,sandman. 415 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:55,970 Give me my money. 416 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:58,600 You owe me a pizza. 417 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:03,520 Thank you. 418 00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:04,630 Thanks,nothing. 419 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,020 You got what you wanted,I t caruso beat me,and now I get what I want. 420 00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:11,070 Either I pass my math class or it's your ass. 421 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,870 What's he angry about? 422 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,190 Can't he see I'm the one in the locker? 423 00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:20,730 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Proudly Presents 424 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:23,990 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync: YTET-???? 425 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:28,590 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31433

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