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- NOW, CALM DOWN,
MRS. PENDERGRAST.
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YOUR SISTER'S
JUST A-PULLIN' YOUR LEG
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ABOUT THAT DR. SPOCK
BABY BOOK.
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THERE IS NO CHAPTER CALLED
"SLAP 'EM TILL THEY'RE SILLY."
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YEP. BYE-BYE NOW.
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- ALL RIGHT, LAVERNE.
COME ON, WHAT'S NEXT?
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- LET'S SEE.
YOUR FRIEND ARTHUR CALLED.
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HE'S ON HIS WAY UP.
- AH! GREAT!
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- YOU GUYS BEEN FRIENDS
FOR NEARLY 20 YEARS.
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HOW COME YOU ALWAYS BICKERIN'?
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- THAT'S PART OF FRIENDSHIP.
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- IS THAT HOW COME YOU AND I
ALWAYS BICKER?
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- UH...UM...
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- HARRY!
- ARTHUR, JUST IN TIME.
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EXCUSE ME, COME, COME.
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SO, HOW ARE YA?
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- JUST LOOK AT ME.
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- PAIN?
YOU'RE IN SOME KIND OF PAIN?
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- NO!
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NO, I'M HAPPY!
I'M INSANELY HAPPY!
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- REALLY?
REALLY?
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DO ME A FAVOR.
MAKE A SAD FACE.
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- HARRY!
-COME ON. FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME.
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- THIS IS STUPID.
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OKAY. SAD FACE.
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- UH-HUH...ALL RIGHT,
NOW BACK TO HAPPY.
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- LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
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DO YOU HAVE
ANY FACIAL MUSCLES AT ALL?
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- HARRY, WILL YOU
GET OFF OF THIS?
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I CAME IN HERE TO TELL YOU
THAT I'VE FALLEN MADLY IN LOVE
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AND I'M GONNA GET RE-MARRIED.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD ABOUT THIS
LAST WEEK AT THE POKER GAME.
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- THAT'S BECAUSE I JUST
MET KAREN THIS WEEK.
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- AH!
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- "AH" WHAT?
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- ARTHUR, JUST ONE WEEK?
THAT'S...
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THAT'S KIND OF FAST
TO BE TALKIN' MARRIAGE.
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- I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA
SAY THAT.
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- ALL RIGHT.
LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
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IS SHE YOUNGER?
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- YES.
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- AH!
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- WILL YOU STOP SAYING "AH"?
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I DIDN'T COME HERE
TO EXAMINE YOUR THROAT.
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- NO, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
IT'S A YOUNGER WOMAN.
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- YES. EIGHT YEARS YOUNGER.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
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WHEN I'M 94,
SHE'LL BE A FRISKY 86
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LOOKIN' TO GET RID
OF THE OLD MAN.
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WHAT KIND OF A REACTION
IS THIS?
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- I--IT'S KIND OF--KIND OF
A KNEE-JERK THING--I--
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
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- CAN'T YOU TELL?
LOOK AT ME.
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- WHAT?
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- I'M SMILING!
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- LIFE GOES ON
AND SO DO WE
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JUST HOW WE DO IT
IS NO MYSTERY
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ONE BY ONE
WE FILL THE DAYS
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WE FIND
A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS
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SOMETIMES THE ANSWER
CAN BE HARD TO FIND
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THAT'S SOMETHING
I WILL NEVER BE
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I'M ALWAYS HERE
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FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED
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RAIN OR SHINE
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I'LL BE THE ONE
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TO SHARE IT ALL
AS LIFE GOES ON
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WE SHARE IT ALL
AS LIFE GOES ON
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- OOH!
THIS SOUNDS GOOD!
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- WHAT? THEY MADE BITCHING
AND WHINING AN OLYMPIC EVENT?
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- WHAT IS IT, BARBARA,
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THAT MAKES YOU ARBITRARILY
PROVOKE CONFLICT
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BECAUSE SOMETHING
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME?
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WHY CAN'T YOU BE
MORE SUPPORTIVE?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOT
THAT I'M JEALOUS OF YOU.
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THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
ABOUT YOU I ENVY.
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- THANK YOU, BARBARA.
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DO YOU WANNA HEAR
WHAT MADE ME FEEL GOOD OR NOT?
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- GO AHEAD.
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- THE CINEMA VERITE THEATER
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IS PRESENTING A TWO DAY FESTIVAL
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OF SATYAJIT RAY FILMS
IN THE ORIGINAL BENGALI
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WITH FRENCH SUBTITLES.
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- SOMETHING IN THAT SENTENCE
MADE YOU FEEL GOOD?
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- THERE IT IS AGAIN!
NO SUPPORT.
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DADDY, BARBARA'S
NOT SUPPORTING ME.
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- I KNOW, DEAR.
I BELIEVE I AM.
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- I MEAN THAT ANYTHING
I SEE VALUE IN, SHE KNOCKS.
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- BARBARA, PERHAPS YOU COULD
FIND IT WITHIN YOURSELF
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TO VALIDATE YOUR SISTER'S
POINT OF VIEW ONCE IN A WHILE.
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- I DON'T THINK SO,
DADDY.
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- BARBARA!
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
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I'LL TRY TO BE
MORE SUPPORTIVE.
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STARTING TOMORROW!
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- DADDY, I DIDN'T WANNA
TELL BARBARA
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FOR FEAR OF GETTING
SHOT DOWN AGAIN.
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BUT TOMORROW A WHOLE BUNCH
OF US ARE DEMONSTRATING
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AGAINST THE COMPANY THAT MAKES
THAT AWFUL PLASTIC BUBBLE WRAP.
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IT'S NOT BIODEGRADABLE.
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IT'S TERRIBLE
FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.
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- YES, IT IS.
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BUT I KIND OF LIKE POPPIN'
THOSE THINGS.
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- DADDY!
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
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NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY MOTTO?
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MAKE LOVE, NOT PLASTIC.
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- SORT OF A SIXTIES THROWBACK.
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- BUT CATCHY!
- YES, DEAR.
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- YOU'RE NOT JUST PLACATING ME.
- NO, DEAR.
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- GOOD.
- YES, DEAR.
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- YOU STILL LISTENING, DADDY?
- NO, DEAR!
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- OH, DADDY,
WOULD YOU RELAX?
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PACING ISN'T GONNA GET THEM
HERE ANY EARLIER.
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- ARTHUR'S NEVER LATE.
I BET IT'S THIS FIANCEE OF HIS.
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IT'S HER FAULT.
IT'S KAREN.
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KAREN'S ONE OF THOSE...
THOSE...LATE WOMEN.
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- OH, MY GOD
NOT A LATE WOMAN!
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DADDY, YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO LIKE
HER BECAUSE YOU THINK ARTHUR
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SHOULDN'T MARRY SOMEONE
HE JUST MET.
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- IS THAT WHAT I'M DOING?
- YES.
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- OH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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MAYBE I SHOULD TRY TO BE
MORE POSITIVE.
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STARTING TOMORROW.
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- GIVE ME THAT!
- GO.
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- DADDY...
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I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THIS KAREN.
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I'LL BET
SHE'S A FORTUNE-HUNTER.
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- CAROL, WHEN WE TALKED
THIS MORNING
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YOU SAW ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING WRONG IN IT.
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- I KNOW,
BUT WHEN I WATCH YOU WORRY,
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I GET ENVIOUS
AND I WANNA WORRY WITH YOU.
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- THAT'S VERY COMFORTING,
DEAR.
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- WELL, SAY HELLO TO ARTHUR
FOR ME.
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I'LL BE IN THE GARAGE
WITH PATRICK.
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WE'RE HAVING A PARTY OF TWO
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TO CELEBRATE
HIS FIRST MONTH HERE.
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- LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE
A GOING-AWAY PARTY.
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[doorbell ringing]
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HUP!
- HARRY, I'M KAREN,
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I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
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- AND I'VE HEARD...ABOUT YOU.
COME IN.
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- WELL, HARRY,
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER?
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- OH, IT'S A GREAT
FIRST SENTENCE.
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- OH, I BET YOU'RE DREYFUSS!
- SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT DOGS.
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WE'RE GONNA GET ONE.
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- BUT YOU HATE DOGS.
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- PEOPLE GROW, HARRY,
I MEAN...
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ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I DON'T LIKE
THOSE--THOSE LITTLE NERVOUS
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HIGH-STRUNG ONES
WITH THE PAINTED TOENAILS.
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AND, UH, I DON'T LIKE BIG
SLOBBERY DOGS WITH LOTS OF FUR.
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HAIRLESS DOGS
AND DOGS THAT JUMP ON YOU,
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BARKING DOGS...
I DON'T LIKE THOSE.
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- WHAT'S LEFT?
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- STUFFED DOGS.
FROM A TOY STORE.
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- WELL, I'M LEARNING
TO COMPROMISE.
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- ARTHUR, YOU SAID
WE WERE GETTING A REAL DOG.
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- OH, OF COURSE WE ARE!
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I'M ALSO LEARNING
TO COMPLETELY CAVE IN.
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- WELL, SO...PLEASE, SIT.
- SIT.
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- SO...
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HOW DID YOU TWO MEET?
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- AT ARTHUR'S LAB.
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SOMEONE WAS TAKING MY BLOOD
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WHILE ARTHUR
WAS STEALING MY HEART.
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- 120 CHOLESTEROL.
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HOW COULD I NOT FALL IN LOVE?
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- BEATS ME.
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SO, KAREN, WHAT KIND OF WORK
DO YOU DO?
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- I'M A FORTUNE-HUNTER.
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- AH!
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- SHE'S
IN THE SALVAGE BUSINESS.
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- OH...
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- SHE PULLED UP OVER
A HALF A MILLION BUCKS
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OUT OF THE OCEAN LAST YEAR.
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I CAN'T EVEN CATCH A MACKEREL.
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- HARRY, WHERE'S
YOUR POWDER ROOM?
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- OH, IT'S UP THE HALL THERE,
THE SECOND DOOR ON THE RIGHT.
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- BE RIGHT BACK.
- OKAY.
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- SO?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER?
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- SHE SEEMS VERY NICE.
- VERY NICE?
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THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU GET
SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS.
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- ARTHUR, I JUST TALKED TO HER
FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
- I WANNA KNOW
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IF MY BEST FRIEND
APPROVES OF MY FIANCEE.
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- IF YOU'RE HAPPY,
I'M HAPPY.
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- OH, STOP GUSHING.
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- NO, REALLY!
I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU.
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- OKAY, THEN YOU'LL BE
MY BEST MAN WHEN WE GET MARRIED?
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- OF COURSE!
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- AND BEFORE THE CEREMONY,
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MAYBE YOU CAN SAY
A LITTLE SPEECH, YOU KNOW,
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WISHING US ALL GOOD THINGS
IN LIFE, BLAH BLAH BLAH.
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- WELL, I CAN BLAH BLAH BLAH
WITH THE BEST OF THEM.
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- TRUE, TRUE.
NOW...
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I GOT ONE FAVOR TO ASK.
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CAN WE HAVE THE WEDDING HERE?
MY PLACE IS KIND OF SMALL.
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- THAT'S NO PROBLEM, ARTHUR!
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SO HOW LONG DO YOU FIGURE
BEFORE THE BIG DAY?
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WHAT? SIX MONTHS? A YEAR?
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- CLOSE...
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THREE DAYS.
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AREN'T YOU GONNA
SAY ANYTHING?
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- BLAH BLAH BLAH?
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- PEOPLE...PEOPLE!
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LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!
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NOW, I KNOW THIS IS A SMALLER
TURNOUT THAN I PROMISED.
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AND THE PRESS ISN'T HERE,
LIKE I PROMISED.
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YOU MAY BE EVEN FEELING
MILDLY DISGRUNTLED
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BECAUSE THE COMPANY ITSELF
IS CLOSED TODAY.
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BUT I WILL NOT GIVE IN!
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NOW LET'S HEAR THAT MOVING
SLOGAN I WROTE FOR US.
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- NO MORE PLASTIC...
NO MORE PLASTIC...
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- I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY.
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- I GOT IN TOUCH
WITH A TV STATION.
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- WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG,
DIANA?
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- I WAS TRYING TO FIND
A PAYPHONE
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THAT WASN'T
MADE OUT OF PLASTIC.
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- DID YOU TELL THEM THAT
THERE WAS A RIOT BREAKING OUT?
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- YES! I CONVINCED THEM
TO CALL THE COPS.
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- GOOD THIS IS
JUST WHAT WE NEED!
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WE HAVE TO GET ARRESTED!
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THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THE PEOPLE
WILL KNOW ABOUT OUR CAUSE!
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WE CANNOT REST
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00:09:52,532 --> 00:09:55,063
AS LONG AS THERE IS
ONE PLASTIC BUBBLE!
225
00:09:55,102 --> 00:09:57,102
PROTECTING A CHINTZY GIFT
226
00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:59,471
SENT TO YOU BY SOME GUY
WHO'S TRYING TO BUY YOU OFF
227
00:09:59,506 --> 00:10:00,739
BECAUSE HE DUMPED YOU.
228
00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:03,208
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MISTER!
229
00:10:03,243 --> 00:10:05,612
IT'S TOO LITTLE
TOO LATE!
230
00:10:07,614 --> 00:10:09,019
WHERE WAS I?
231
00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,349
OH, RIGHT!
BUBBLE WRAP.
232
00:10:11,385 --> 00:10:13,618
I WILL NOT REST
UNTIL IT'S GONE!
233
00:10:13,653 --> 00:10:18,723
NO MORE PLASTIC!
NO MORE PLASTIC! NO MORE...
234
00:10:18,759 --> 00:10:20,492
[siren sounding]
HERE COME THE COPS!
235
00:10:20,527 --> 00:10:21,626
LET'S GET ARRESTED!
236
00:10:21,661 --> 00:10:23,328
- NO MORE PLASTIC...
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
237
00:10:23,363 --> 00:10:25,096
BREAK IT UP, EVERYBODY!
238
00:10:25,132 --> 00:10:27,399
CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
239
00:10:27,434 --> 00:10:29,860
- DIRTY COPPER,
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!
240
00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:32,103
- I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!
241
00:10:32,139 --> 00:10:33,838
- POLICE BRUTALITY!
POLICE BRUTALITY!
242
00:10:33,874 --> 00:10:36,730
- GOD, THIS IS
A WIMPY DEMONSTRATION!
243
00:10:37,677 --> 00:10:40,078
WHERE'S THE RIOT?
- IT'S COMING.
244
00:10:40,113 --> 00:10:42,547
YOU'D BETTER ARREST ME BEFORE
THESE PEOPLE GO BERSERK!
245
00:10:42,582 --> 00:10:45,083
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ARREST YOU?
246
00:10:45,118 --> 00:10:47,252
CAROL, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR SUPPORTIVE SISTER?
247
00:10:47,287 --> 00:10:48,653
- WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?
248
00:10:48,688 --> 00:10:51,021
YOU'RE GOING TO CLAMP ME
IN IRONS?
249
00:10:51,491 --> 00:10:53,825
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
THEY'RE HARMLESS.
250
00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:55,919
EXCEPT FOR THE ONE
WHO'S JUST ANNOYING.
251
00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:59,798
- WHAT'S THAT? NO!
YOU'LL NEVER BREAK US!
252
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,256
WE'RE ALL IN THIS
TILL THE BITTER END!
253
00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:04,680
WHERE'D EVERYONE GO?
254
00:11:05,038 --> 00:11:07,332
HEY! COME BACK HERE!
255
00:11:07,474 --> 00:11:09,077
PLASTIC LOVERS!
256
00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:18,149
- HI, DADDY.
- HI.
257
00:11:18,185 --> 00:11:20,385
- BOY, YOU'D BE PROUD OF ME
TODAY!
258
00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:21,653
- WHY, DEAR?
259
00:11:21,688 --> 00:11:23,448
- BECAUSE I DIDN'T
ARREST CAROL.
260
00:11:26,092 --> 00:11:28,477
- THIS COULD BE
THE PROUDEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
261
00:11:28,795 --> 00:11:29,828
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
262
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,896
- WELL, SHE WAS
AT A DEMONSTRATION.
263
00:11:31,932 --> 00:11:34,866
- I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
264
00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:36,134
- WHAT?
265
00:11:36,169 --> 00:11:38,169
- I PROMISED
MY FELLOW DEMONSTRATORS
266
00:11:38,205 --> 00:11:39,704
ARRESTS AND PUBLICITY.
267
00:11:39,739 --> 00:11:41,105
AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
NOTHING!
268
00:11:41,141 --> 00:11:42,974
- HEY, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP YOU OUT.
269
00:11:43,009 --> 00:11:45,276
IF YOU WANNA GET ARRESTED,
COME ON, WE'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW.
270
00:11:45,312 --> 00:11:46,911
- TOO DAMN LATE!
271
00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:49,028
- I COULD HANDCUFF YOU
TO THE BED.
272
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,400
- I'VE GOT PATRICK FOR THAT.
273
00:11:56,456 --> 00:11:58,200
[doorbell ringing]
274
00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:03,161
- HI, ARTHUR.
THANKS FOR COMING OVER.
275
00:12:03,196 --> 00:12:04,762
- HEY, NO PROBLEM,
NO PROBLEM.
276
00:12:04,798 --> 00:12:06,965
SO? WHAT'S UP?
WHY DID YOU CALL ME?
277
00:12:07,516 --> 00:12:08,821
- ARTHUR...
278
00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:12,504
THIS IS--
IT'S HARD FOR ME TO SAY.
279
00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:14,906
- COME ON, HARRY, WE'VE KNOWN
EACH OTHER FOR OVER 20 YEARS,
280
00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:17,177
WE'VE NEVER BEEN ANYTHING
BUT TOTALLY HONEST.
281
00:12:17,511 --> 00:12:19,471
WELL...
EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME.
282
00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:22,080
- WHAT TIME?
- I CAN'T TELL YOU.
283
00:12:22,115 --> 00:12:24,115
YOU'D HATE ME.
UH...
284
00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:26,150
HAS THIS GOT ANYTHING
TO DO WITH MY GETTING MARRIED?
285
00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:29,178
- WELL...
- WHAT?
286
00:12:29,389 --> 00:12:30,737
- UM...
287
00:12:31,491 --> 00:12:34,214
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
I'VE GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU.
288
00:12:34,861 --> 00:12:37,028
I THINK IT'S ALL
HAPPENING TOO FAST!
289
00:12:37,063 --> 00:12:38,530
- SO, WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO SAY?
290
00:12:38,565 --> 00:12:40,598
THAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD
POSTPONE THE WEDDING?
291
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,400
I MEAN...COME ON,
I WANT THE TRUTH.
292
00:12:42,435 --> 00:12:43,835
I REALLY WANNA KNOW
WHAT YOU THINK.
293
00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:45,570
- I THINK YOU SHOULD POSTPONE
THE WEDDING.
294
00:12:45,605 --> 00:12:47,462
- WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK?
295
00:12:47,774 --> 00:12:49,340
I'M NOT GONNA DESTROY
KAREN'S FEELINGS
296
00:12:49,376 --> 00:12:50,909
AND EMBARRASS MYSELF
297
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,578
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SURE
THIS IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
298
00:12:53,613 --> 00:12:55,780
- I'M SORRY!
YOU SAID YOU WANTED THE TRUTH!
299
00:12:55,815 --> 00:12:57,649
- YEAH, BUT WHO WANTS THE TRUTH
WHEN IT'S A DOWNER?
300
00:12:57,684 --> 00:12:59,918
LOOK, AND I'M GONNA FORGET ABOUT
YOU OFFERING ME YOUR HOUSE.
301
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,819
- ACTUALLY,
YOU OFFERED YOU MY HOUSE.
302
00:13:01,855 --> 00:13:04,589
- WELL, I'M TAKING MY OFFER
OF YOUR OFFER BACK.
303
00:13:04,624 --> 00:13:06,157
- I ACCEPT THAT OFFER!
304
00:13:06,192 --> 00:13:07,572
- FINE!
- FINE!
305
00:13:08,595 --> 00:13:10,862
WAIT A MINUTE, DOES THAT MEAN
HE'S USING THE HOUSE OR NOT?
306
00:13:10,897 --> 00:13:12,510
- I'M NOT!
307
00:13:20,649 --> 00:13:22,324
- LAVERNE, DID ANYONE CALL?
308
00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:25,129
- NOT ARTHUR,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
309
00:13:25,368 --> 00:13:28,636
- GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY
I SHOULD CARE IF ARTHUR CALLED.
310
00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:31,476
- 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN CALLIN' HIM
FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS?
311
00:13:32,665 --> 00:13:34,198
- THAT'S ONE REASON.
312
00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:37,534
HOW DO YOU KNOW
I'VE BEEN CALLING HIM?
313
00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:40,704
- HOSPITAL GRAPEVINE.
- HOSPITAL GRAPEVINE?
314
00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:41,939
HE'S NOT A DOCTOR.
315
00:13:41,974 --> 00:13:43,907
WHAT IS THE GRAPEVINE DOING
IN ARTHUR'S LAB?
316
00:13:43,943 --> 00:13:47,788
- OUR TENTACLES ARE EVERYWHERE.
BIG BERTHA IS A-WATCHIN' YOU.
317
00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:52,146
- THAT'S--THAT'S "BIG BROTHER."
318
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,369
- IF YOU SAY SO.
319
00:13:53,404 --> 00:13:55,362
[phone ringing]
320
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:56,906
DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
321
00:13:56,941 --> 00:13:59,463
OH, HI, BERTHA.
322
00:14:00,311 --> 00:14:02,712
UH-HUH...I PROMISE.
323
00:14:02,747 --> 00:14:04,146
THANK YOU.
324
00:14:04,182 --> 00:14:06,015
OKAY,
ARTHUR IS ON HIS WAY UP.
325
00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:07,450
I'D TELL YOU
WHAT HE'S GONNA SAY,
326
00:14:07,485 --> 00:14:10,275
BUT BERTHA TOLD ME TO PLAY IT
CLOSE TO MY VEST.
327
00:14:11,522 --> 00:14:15,324
OH, I'D TELL HIM EVERYTHING
BUT THE LAST PART, ARTHUR.
328
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,611
- BIG BERTHA'S GONNA FRY
ONE DAY.
329
00:14:18,463 --> 00:14:20,029
HARRY...
[clears throat]
330
00:14:20,064 --> 00:14:22,064
I THINK WE SHOULD TALK
ABOUT A FEW THINGS.
331
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,332
- I'D LIKE NOTHING MORE.
332
00:14:23,368 --> 00:14:24,500
- ME TOO.
- ALL RIGHT.
333
00:14:24,535 --> 00:14:26,135
- YOU GOT IT.
- GOOD.
334
00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:27,480
- FINE.
335
00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:29,939
[sighing]
336
00:14:29,974 --> 00:14:32,564
- WELL, WE CLEARED THAT UP.
WHAT'S NEXT?
337
00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:36,645
- LOOK, I NEVER TOLD KAREN
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
338
00:14:36,681 --> 00:14:38,914
I DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW
HOW YOU FELT.
339
00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:41,584
AND UH...SO NOW...
EVERYBODY STILL THINKS
340
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,252
THAT THE WEDDING'S GONNA BE
AT YOUR PLACE.
341
00:14:43,287 --> 00:14:44,854
AND ALL THE INVITATIONS
ARE IN THE MAIL.
342
00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:47,223
I'M KIND OF STUCK.
- THERE'S NO PROBLEM, ARTHUR.
343
00:14:47,258 --> 00:14:49,892
EVEN IF WE WEREN'T ON SPEAKING
TERMS, MY HOUSE IS YOUR HOUSE.
344
00:14:49,927 --> 00:14:52,128
- OH, THANKS, HARRY.
THAT WAS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.
345
00:14:52,163 --> 00:14:53,729
SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.
- NO, WAIT A--
346
00:14:53,765 --> 00:14:55,965
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT A MINUTE HERE!
347
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,900
WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT US.
348
00:14:57,935 --> 00:14:59,735
ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP.
- OH, THAT!
349
00:14:59,771 --> 00:15:01,637
OUR FRIENDSHIP'S OVER, HARRY.
350
00:15:01,672 --> 00:15:04,907
- THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY.
- NO, THIS TIME I MEAN IT.
351
00:15:04,942 --> 00:15:06,809
- YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT, TOO.
352
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,047
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
353
00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:13,734
CALL BIG BERTHA AND SEE IF
HE REALLY MEANS IT THIS TIME.
354
00:15:19,123 --> 00:15:20,656
- SO YOU SEE, PATRICK,
355
00:15:20,691 --> 00:15:24,434
IF YOU WANNA FIND THE BEAUTY
OF THE NUDE WOMAN IN YOUR WORK,
356
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,229
YOU MUST LOOK WITHIN
THE WOMAN HERSELF FIRST.
357
00:15:27,265 --> 00:15:30,249
OR FEEL AROUND
A LOT ON THE OUTSIDE.
358
00:15:32,203 --> 00:15:35,971
- WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO
A SEX-CRAZED, MINDLESS IDIOT?
359
00:15:36,007 --> 00:15:38,240
- I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST LIKE HIM.
360
00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:43,012
- HONEY,
HE HAPPENS TO BE A CLIENT.
361
00:15:43,047 --> 00:15:44,246
HE GAVE ME 100 BUCKS
362
00:15:44,282 --> 00:15:46,015
FOR THAT PIECE
I WAS WORKING ON LAST WEEK.
363
00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:47,950
- YOU MEAN "DEATH OF A CITY"?
- SHH!
364
00:15:47,985 --> 00:15:51,480
I TOLD HIM IT WAS CALLED "WOMAN
CONTEMPLATING HER HOOTERS."
365
00:15:52,356 --> 00:15:53,489
- HEY, WHAT'S THIS I HEAR
366
00:15:53,524 --> 00:15:56,025
ABOUT YOU COMING OUT
AGAINST BUBBLE WRAP?
367
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,393
IT'S A NECESSITY OF LIFE.
368
00:15:57,428 --> 00:15:59,061
PERSONALLY, I LIKE TO
WRAP WOMEN IN IT
369
00:15:59,097 --> 00:16:01,576
AND POP MY WAY TO THE CENTER.
370
00:16:03,835 --> 00:16:07,300
- I THOUGHT ALL YOUR DATES CAME
IN A PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER.
371
00:16:08,272 --> 00:16:10,706
- SSH! I HAVEN'T CASHED
HIS CHECK YET.
372
00:16:10,741 --> 00:16:13,275
- YOU TOOK A CHECK?
- BYE!
373
00:16:14,512 --> 00:16:16,178
- HONEY, I THOUGHT
YOU HAD A DEMONSTRATION
374
00:16:16,214 --> 00:16:18,114
AT THAT PLASTICS COMPANY TODAY.
- I'M ON MY WAY.
375
00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:20,015
AND THIS TIME,
COME HELL OR HIGH WATER,
376
00:16:20,051 --> 00:16:22,451
I WILL GET ARRESTED
FOR THE CAUSE!
377
00:16:22,487 --> 00:16:24,954
- ARRESTED?
CAROL, THAT IS CRAZY!
378
00:16:24,989 --> 00:16:27,048
JAIL IS A DISGUSTING PLACE.
379
00:16:27,304 --> 00:16:28,508
- YOU'VE BEEN IN JAIL?
380
00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:30,543
- YEAH. I FORGOT TO PAY
A PARKING TICKET.
381
00:16:30,579 --> 00:16:32,378
- THEY PUT YOU IN JAIL
FOR THAT?
382
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,801
- WELL, 200 PARKING TICKETS.
383
00:16:35,192 --> 00:16:36,577
I DID A NIGHT IN THE TANK.
384
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:39,935
- OOH..."THE TANK."
I LIKE IT.
385
00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:43,561
IT SOUNDS DEHUMANIZING,
YET SOMEHOW ROMANTIC.
386
00:16:43,597 --> 00:16:45,955
- YEAH WELL, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT JAIL IS ALL ABOUT.
387
00:16:45,988 --> 00:16:48,894
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 20 STRANGE
WOMEN IN COMBAT BOOTS
388
00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:51,569
PLAYING "KEEP AWAY"
WITH YOUR TOILET PAPER.
389
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,836
- I CAN HANDLE THAT.
I'VE BEEN TO CAMP.
390
00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:56,763
- CAROL, I'M SERIOUS!
391
00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:59,933
- OH, PLEASE, PATRICK!
I KNOW ALL ABOUT JAIL.
392
00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:02,336
I AM WILLING TO FACE THE RATS,
THE ROACHES,
393
00:17:02,371 --> 00:17:03,670
THE VIOLENCE, THE DANGERS,
394
00:17:03,706 --> 00:17:06,552
FOR THE SAKE OF
AN ENVIRONMENTALLY SOUND WORLD.
395
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,109
- CAROL, THE TOILETS HAVE
NO STALLS.
396
00:17:09,144 --> 00:17:10,871
- NO STALLS?
397
00:17:11,878 --> 00:17:13,447
- BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
398
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,467
- WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
THERE ARE NO STALLS!
399
00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,632
WE'RE CALLING
THE WHOLE THING OFF.
400
00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:20,854
- WHAT ABOUT THE CAUSE?
401
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,457
I MEAN, WE CAN'T JUST ABANDON
OUR BELIEFS.
402
00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:25,167
- YES, WE CAN.
403
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,592
- CAROL!
404
00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:29,083
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
405
00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:31,563
I GUESS WE SHOULD STAY.
BUT NO GETTING ARRESTED.
406
00:17:31,598 --> 00:17:34,466
LET'S MAKE THIS AN EXTREMELY
PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATION.
407
00:17:34,614 --> 00:17:37,656
YOO-HOO!
HAVE A NICE DAY MAKING PLASTIC.
408
00:17:38,739 --> 00:17:40,637
YOU'RE THINKING
"TOO PEACEFUL"?
409
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:43,260
- NO, I'M THINKING
ABOUT THE ARREST THING.
410
00:17:43,284 --> 00:17:45,317
CAROL, I MADE THE RIOT CALL
BEFORE YOU CAME.
411
00:17:45,352 --> 00:17:46,618
THE COPS ARE ON THEIR WAY.
412
00:17:46,654 --> 00:17:48,793
[siren sounding]
- OH, GOD! HIDE!
413
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:53,292
- ALL RIGHT!
SOMEBODY'S GOING TO JAIL!
414
00:17:53,327 --> 00:17:54,426
- OH!
[laughing]
415
00:17:54,462 --> 00:17:56,161
HI, BARBY-BARB.
I WAS JUST LEAVING.
416
00:17:56,197 --> 00:17:57,629
- HA HA!
TOO LATE FOR THAT.
417
00:17:57,665 --> 00:17:59,198
NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU
AM I TAKING AWAY?
418
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:00,799
- HER! IT WAS ALL HER IDEA!
419
00:18:00,835 --> 00:18:01,900
- CAROL!
420
00:18:01,936 --> 00:18:03,836
- CAROL!
IS THAT YOUR NAME?
421
00:18:03,871 --> 00:18:05,337
ASSUME THE POSITION.
- NO, BARBARA.
422
00:18:05,372 --> 00:18:06,605
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
423
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,240
- GOOD ACTING.
KEEP IT UP.
424
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,808
YEAH,
WE HAD AN EYE ON YOU
425
00:18:09,844 --> 00:18:11,777
AND YOUR ANTI-PLASTIC CELL
FOR SOME TIME NOW.
426
00:18:11,812 --> 00:18:13,545
YOU'RE GONNA DO A NICE
STRETCH IN COUNTY.
427
00:18:13,581 --> 00:18:15,314
- NO, BARBARA,
I REALLY MEAN IT.
428
00:18:15,349 --> 00:18:16,949
DON'T DO THIS!
429
00:18:16,984 --> 00:18:19,351
- VERY BELIEVABLE.
CUFF HER!
430
00:18:19,386 --> 00:18:22,387
- YOU'RE A REAL HERO, CAROL!
- SHUT UP, YOU!
431
00:18:22,423 --> 00:18:24,156
BARBARA, GET THESE THINGS
OFF OF ME!
432
00:18:24,191 --> 00:18:25,624
- YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT,
433
00:18:25,659 --> 00:18:26,959
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO AN ATTORNEY.
434
00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:28,360
IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD
AN ATTORNEY,
435
00:18:28,395 --> 00:18:30,376
YOU CAN BORROW THE MONEY
FROM DADDY.
436
00:18:31,932 --> 00:18:33,232
- BARBARA!
437
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,973
THERE ARE NO STALLS.
438
00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:48,615
- CHARLEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
439
00:18:48,654 --> 00:18:50,176
- MOOCHING.
440
00:18:51,886 --> 00:18:54,094
ARTHUR SEEMS KIND OF UPTIGHT.
441
00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:55,554
- YEAH, WELL,
WE HAD AN ARGUMENT.
442
00:18:55,589 --> 00:18:57,856
I TOLD HIM I HAD SOME
RESERVATIONS ABOUT ALL THIS.
443
00:18:57,892 --> 00:18:59,861
- HARRY, HARRY, HARRY.
444
00:18:59,892 --> 00:19:01,026
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN?
445
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:03,096
- LEARN WHAT?
- TO LIE?
446
00:19:04,072 --> 00:19:06,934
IT'S THE KEY TO KEEPING
RELATIONSHIPS HONEST.
447
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:08,745
OOPS, HERE HE COMES.
448
00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:09,930
YOU MAKE UP.
449
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,505
I'M GONNA GO OVER
AND HIT ON THE BRIDE.
450
00:19:14,505 --> 00:19:16,478
- HARRY.
- ARTHUR.
451
00:19:17,419 --> 00:19:19,352
DO WE REALLY HAVE TO STAY
ANGRY WITH EACH OTHER?
452
00:19:19,388 --> 00:19:21,067
- YES.
- JUST CHECKING.
453
00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:22,989
- THE JUDGE IS HERE.
454
00:19:23,025 --> 00:19:25,074
NOW LOOK, DON'T SAY
ANYTHING TO GET KAREN UPSET
455
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,933
AND PLEASE KEEP
YOUR STUPID SPEECH SHORT.
456
00:19:26,978 --> 00:19:28,767
- SINCE I DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY,
457
00:19:28,806 --> 00:19:30,667
THAT'LL BE EASY.
- FINE, FINE.
458
00:19:30,699 --> 00:19:32,818
BY THE WAY,
I HATE ALL YOUR FURNITURE.
459
00:19:33,635 --> 00:19:35,547
- YEAH, WELL,
I DON'T LIKE YOUR...
460
00:19:36,271 --> 00:19:37,764
PANTS!
461
00:19:38,607 --> 00:19:42,542
- HARRY, ARTHUR'S REALLY UPSET
AND I THINK I KNOW WHY.
462
00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,444
YOU DON'T APPROVE
OF THIS MARRIAGE, DO YOU?
463
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,347
- OF COURSE I DO.
- YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD LIAR.
464
00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:49,716
- WELL, I'M SORRY.
I'M NEW AT IT.
465
00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:52,819
- I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT WE'RE VERY DEEPLY IN LOVE.
466
00:19:52,855 --> 00:19:54,310
I WISH YOU SAW THAT.
467
00:19:54,455 --> 00:19:57,023
I THINK ARTHUR'S HURTING,
AND THAT MAKES ME HURT TOO,
468
00:19:57,059 --> 00:19:59,059
SO I WISH YOU COULD--
- KAREN, WE'RE STARTING.
469
00:19:59,113 --> 00:20:01,766
- OH, EXCUSE ME.
I HAVE TO GET MARRIED.
470
00:20:02,231 --> 00:20:05,499
- JUDGE ECKERT,
THIS IS DR. HARRY WESTON.
471
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:08,134
HARRY'S GOT A FEW WORDS TO SAY
BEFORE YOU START THE CEREMONY.
472
00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:09,202
- FINE, FINE.
473
00:20:09,238 --> 00:20:10,843
QUIET DOWN, EVERYBODY!
474
00:20:11,304 --> 00:20:13,673
BEFORE I JOIN ARTHUR
AND KAREN HERE IN WEDLOCK,
475
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:16,208
HARRY WESTON WOULD LIKE
TO SAY A FEW WORDS.
476
00:20:16,253 --> 00:20:17,270
KEEP IT SHORT.
477
00:20:17,308 --> 00:20:19,320
I GOT A JURY DUE BACK
ANY MINUTE.
478
00:20:21,049 --> 00:20:22,911
- WELL, I SIMPLY
WOULD LIKE TO SAY
479
00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:25,415
I WISH THESE TWO THE BEST.
480
00:20:25,554 --> 00:20:27,307
- GOOD FOR YOU.
ALL RIGHT,
481
00:20:28,156 --> 00:20:30,460
WE'RE HERE TODAY
TO JOIN ARTHUR MITCHELL
482
00:20:30,492 --> 00:20:31,892
AND KAREN STERLING
IN HOLY MATRIMONY.
483
00:20:31,927 --> 00:20:33,960
ARTHUR, DO YOU TAKE KAREN
TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE
484
00:20:33,996 --> 00:20:35,795
TO CHERISH AND LOVE AS LONG AS
YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?
485
00:20:35,831 --> 00:20:38,999
- I KNOW I'M JUST SUPPOSED
TO SAY TWO WORDS HERE, BUT...
486
00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:40,875
I'D LIKE TO SAY
SOMETHING MORE.
487
00:20:42,437 --> 00:20:44,954
DESPITE WHAT SOME PEOPLE
MIGHT THINK,
488
00:20:45,593 --> 00:20:49,609
KAREN HAS CHANGED MY LIFE
IN A VERY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.
489
00:20:49,645 --> 00:20:52,579
AND I KNOW THAT IT'S ONLY
GONNA GET BETTER AND BETTER
490
00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:55,185
OVER THE YEARS,
BECAUSE I LOVE HER VERY DEEPLY.
491
00:20:55,450 --> 00:20:56,716
- AND...
492
00:20:56,752 --> 00:20:58,540
- OH! YEAH, I DO.
493
00:20:59,054 --> 00:21:00,342
- FINALLY.
494
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,822
KAREN, DO YOU TAKE ARTHUR TO BE
YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND
495
00:21:02,858 --> 00:21:04,758
TO CHERISH AND LOVE AS LONG AS
YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?
496
00:21:04,793 --> 00:21:07,961
THE SHORT ANSWER, PLEASE.
- I DO.
497
00:21:07,996 --> 00:21:10,130
- ANYBODY HERE THINKS THIS
WEDDING SHOULD NOT GO FORWARD?
498
00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:11,998
- I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
- I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
499
00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:13,967
- ALL RIGHT, NO, NO...
LISTEN. NOW, ALL ALONG,
500
00:21:14,002 --> 00:21:15,962
I'VE BEEN LOOKING TO FIND
SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS.
501
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,039
AND I'M STANDING HERE LOOKING
AT TWO, PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO...
502
00:21:19,074 --> 00:21:21,374
TRULY LOVE EACH OTHER,
AND I'M...
503
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,443
BEGINNING TO FEEL
FOOLISH AND WRONG.
504
00:21:23,478 --> 00:21:25,211
- YOU SHOULD!
- CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG?
505
00:21:25,247 --> 00:21:27,614
- I DON'T KNOW, I COULDN'T
ACCEPT THAT MOMENT OF TRANSITION
506
00:21:27,649 --> 00:21:29,583
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AND I DID, I MEAN I DOUBTED...
507
00:21:29,618 --> 00:21:30,951
- HARRY,
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU!
508
00:21:30,986 --> 00:21:33,053
- BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME...
- JUST ONE MORE THING.
509
00:21:33,088 --> 00:21:34,543
- OH, GOD.
510
00:21:37,007 --> 00:21:40,209
- ARTHUR, I LOVE YOU.
AND, KAREN...
511
00:21:40,244 --> 00:21:42,211
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE
YOU LOVE MY GOOD FRIEND
512
00:21:42,246 --> 00:21:45,180
AND I WISH YOU BOTH A LONG
AND FRUITFUL MARRIAGE.
513
00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,817
- YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?
514
00:21:48,185 --> 00:21:49,318
- I DO.
515
00:21:49,353 --> 00:21:51,670
- I THINK YOU JUST MARRIED
YOUR FRIEND.
516
00:21:55,092 --> 00:21:57,192
- ARTHUR...KAREN...
I'M SORRY.
517
00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:58,860
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO MAKE ANY TROUBLE.
518
00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:00,495
- I KNOW!
- BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME...
519
00:22:00,531 --> 00:22:02,965
BY THE STATE OF FLORIDA, I NOW
PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE.
520
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,434
THAT'S IT. WE'RE DONE.
KISS THE BRIDE.
521
00:22:05,469 --> 00:22:10,872
[clapping]
522
00:22:10,908 --> 00:22:12,529
- OUTTA MY WAY!
523
00:22:12,843 --> 00:22:15,032
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- BATHROOM.
524
00:22:27,351 --> 00:22:28,569
- HERE ARTHUR.
525
00:22:28,603 --> 00:22:31,016
A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR YOUR HONEYMOON.
526
00:22:34,242 --> 00:22:35,571
- I DON'T GET IT.
527
00:22:36,111 --> 00:22:38,090
- IT'S BUBBLE WRAP.
528
00:22:39,214 --> 00:22:40,413
- I STILL DON'T GET IT.
529
00:22:40,449 --> 00:22:42,048
- HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU.
530
00:22:44,086 --> 00:22:45,352
KAREN...
531
00:22:45,387 --> 00:22:47,854
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES,
LIE DOWN, GRAB ONE END
532
00:22:47,889 --> 00:22:50,156
AND ROLL LIKE CRAZY.
533
00:22:51,827 --> 00:22:54,561
- GO AHEAD, HONEY.
I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
534
00:22:54,611 --> 00:22:59,161
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