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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,937 --> 00:00:03,028 - NOW, CALM DOWN, MRS. PENDERGRAST. 2 00:00:03,063 --> 00:00:04,829 YOUR SISTER'S JUST A-PULLIN' YOUR LEG 3 00:00:04,865 --> 00:00:06,831 ABOUT THAT DR. SPOCK BABY BOOK. 4 00:00:06,867 --> 00:00:10,560 THERE IS NO CHAPTER CALLED "SLAP 'EM TILL THEY'RE SILLY." 5 00:00:11,004 --> 00:00:12,775 YEP. BYE-BYE NOW. 6 00:00:12,809 --> 00:00:14,639 - ALL RIGHT, LAVERNE. COME ON, WHAT'S NEXT? 7 00:00:14,675 --> 00:00:16,441 - LET'S SEE. YOUR FRIEND ARTHUR CALLED. 8 00:00:16,476 --> 00:00:18,143 HE'S ON HIS WAY UP. - AH! GREAT! 9 00:00:18,178 --> 00:00:20,312 - YOU GUYS BEEN FRIENDS FOR NEARLY 20 YEARS. 10 00:00:20,347 --> 00:00:21,985 HOW COME YOU ALWAYS BICKERIN'? 11 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,582 - THAT'S PART OF FRIENDSHIP. 12 00:00:23,617 --> 00:00:25,917 - IS THAT HOW COME YOU AND I ALWAYS BICKER? 13 00:00:26,391 --> 00:00:28,383 - UH...UM... 14 00:00:29,022 --> 00:00:30,789 - HARRY! - ARTHUR, JUST IN TIME. 15 00:00:30,824 --> 00:00:32,632 EXCUSE ME, COME, COME. 16 00:00:33,627 --> 00:00:35,293 SO, HOW ARE YA? 17 00:00:35,329 --> 00:00:37,032 - JUST LOOK AT ME. 18 00:00:37,764 --> 00:00:39,264 - PAIN? YOU'RE IN SOME KIND OF PAIN? 19 00:00:39,299 --> 00:00:40,800 - NO! 20 00:00:41,768 --> 00:00:43,435 NO, I'M HAPPY! I'M INSANELY HAPPY! 21 00:00:43,470 --> 00:00:44,603 - REALLY? REALLY? 22 00:00:44,638 --> 00:00:46,371 DO ME A FAVOR. MAKE A SAD FACE. 23 00:00:46,406 --> 00:00:48,139 - HARRY! -COME ON. FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR ME. 24 00:00:48,175 --> 00:00:49,407 - THIS IS STUPID. 25 00:00:49,443 --> 00:00:50,701 OKAY. SAD FACE. 26 00:00:53,617 --> 00:00:55,617 - UH-HUH...ALL RIGHT, NOW BACK TO HAPPY. 27 00:00:58,689 --> 00:01:00,725 - LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 28 00:01:00,891 --> 00:01:03,386 DO YOU HAVE ANY FACIAL MUSCLES AT ALL? 29 00:01:03,493 --> 00:01:04,993 - HARRY, WILL YOU GET OFF OF THIS? 30 00:01:05,028 --> 00:01:07,762 I CAME IN HERE TO TELL YOU THAT I'VE FALLEN MADLY IN LOVE 31 00:01:07,798 --> 00:01:10,231 AND I'M GONNA GET RE-MARRIED. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 32 00:01:10,267 --> 00:01:12,467 YOU DIDN'T SAY A WORD ABOUT THIS LAST WEEK AT THE POKER GAME. 33 00:01:12,502 --> 00:01:14,804 - THAT'S BECAUSE I JUST MET KAREN THIS WEEK. 34 00:01:16,346 --> 00:01:18,006 - AH! 35 00:01:18,041 --> 00:01:19,908 - "AH" WHAT? 36 00:01:19,943 --> 00:01:21,710 - ARTHUR, JUST ONE WEEK? THAT'S... 37 00:01:21,745 --> 00:01:23,745 THAT'S KIND OF FAST TO BE TALKIN' MARRIAGE. 38 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:25,113 - I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT. 39 00:01:25,148 --> 00:01:26,870 - ALL RIGHT. LET ME ASK YOU THIS. 40 00:01:27,451 --> 00:01:28,883 IS SHE YOUNGER? 41 00:01:28,919 --> 00:01:30,247 - YES. 42 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,379 - AH! 43 00:01:32,638 --> 00:01:34,322 - WILL YOU STOP SAYING "AH"? 44 00:01:34,357 --> 00:01:36,358 I DIDN'T COME HERE TO EXAMINE YOUR THROAT. 45 00:01:36,526 --> 00:01:38,993 - NO, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. IT'S A YOUNGER WOMAN. 46 00:01:39,029 --> 00:01:42,030 - YES. EIGHT YEARS YOUNGER. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 47 00:01:42,065 --> 00:01:44,933 WHEN I'M 94, SHE'LL BE A FRISKY 86 48 00:01:44,968 --> 00:01:46,634 LOOKIN' TO GET RID OF THE OLD MAN. 49 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:48,203 WHAT KIND OF A REACTION IS THIS? 50 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:51,573 - I--IT'S KIND OF--KIND OF A KNEE-JERK THING--I-- 51 00:01:51,608 --> 00:01:53,448 CONGRATULATIONS. 52 00:01:55,443 --> 00:01:56,745 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? 53 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:58,627 - CAN'T YOU TELL? LOOK AT ME. 54 00:01:59,549 --> 00:02:00,749 - WHAT? 55 00:02:00,784 --> 00:02:02,180 - I'M SMILING! 56 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:10,725 - LIFE GOES ON AND SO DO WE 57 00:02:10,761 --> 00:02:14,763 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 58 00:02:14,798 --> 00:02:18,900 ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS 59 00:02:18,935 --> 00:02:22,704 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 60 00:02:22,739 --> 00:02:26,474 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 61 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:29,677 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 62 00:02:29,713 --> 00:02:33,248 I'M ALWAYS HERE 63 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:38,186 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 64 00:02:38,221 --> 00:02:40,021 RAIN OR SHINE 65 00:02:40,056 --> 00:02:42,223 I'LL BE THE ONE 66 00:02:42,259 --> 00:02:46,928 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 67 00:02:46,963 --> 00:02:54,169 WE SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 68 00:03:05,921 --> 00:03:08,511 - OOH! THIS SOUNDS GOOD! 69 00:03:08,726 --> 00:03:11,780 - WHAT? THEY MADE BITCHING AND WHINING AN OLYMPIC EVENT? 70 00:03:21,742 --> 00:03:23,275 - WHAT IS IT, BARBARA, 71 00:03:23,310 --> 00:03:25,577 THAT MAKES YOU ARBITRARILY PROVOKE CONFLICT 72 00:03:25,579 --> 00:03:27,145 BECAUSE SOMETHING SOUNDS GOOD TO ME? 73 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:29,114 WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE SUPPORTIVE? 74 00:03:29,641 --> 00:03:30,747 - I DON'T KNOW. 75 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:33,718 I MEAN, IT'S NOT THAT I'M JEALOUS OF YOU. 76 00:03:33,754 --> 00:03:35,754 THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT YOU I ENVY. 77 00:03:35,789 --> 00:03:37,188 - THANK YOU, BARBARA. 78 00:03:37,224 --> 00:03:38,823 DO YOU WANNA HEAR WHAT MADE ME FEEL GOOD OR NOT? 79 00:03:38,859 --> 00:03:40,091 - GO AHEAD. 80 00:03:40,602 --> 00:03:42,460 - THE CINEMA VERITE THEATER 81 00:03:42,491 --> 00:03:44,397 IS PRESENTING A TWO DAY FESTIVAL 82 00:03:44,431 --> 00:03:47,329 OF SATYAJIT RAY FILMS IN THE ORIGINAL BENGALI 83 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:49,119 WITH FRENCH SUBTITLES. 84 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:52,522 - SOMETHING IN THAT SENTENCE MADE YOU FEEL GOOD? 85 00:03:53,729 --> 00:03:55,774 - THERE IT IS AGAIN! NO SUPPORT. 86 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:58,510 DADDY, BARBARA'S NOT SUPPORTING ME. 87 00:03:58,545 --> 00:04:00,545 - I KNOW, DEAR. I BELIEVE I AM. 88 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:10,455 - I MEAN THAT ANYTHING I SEE VALUE IN, SHE KNOCKS. 89 00:04:10,490 --> 00:04:12,524 - BARBARA, PERHAPS YOU COULD FIND IT WITHIN YOURSELF 90 00:04:12,559 --> 00:04:14,793 TO VALIDATE YOUR SISTER'S POINT OF VIEW ONCE IN A WHILE. 91 00:04:14,828 --> 00:04:16,658 - I DON'T THINK SO, DADDY. 92 00:04:17,297 --> 00:04:19,481 - BARBARA! - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 93 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,075 I'LL TRY TO BE MORE SUPPORTIVE. 94 00:04:23,003 --> 00:04:24,485 STARTING TOMORROW! 95 00:04:26,673 --> 00:04:28,773 - DADDY, I DIDN'T WANNA TELL BARBARA 96 00:04:28,809 --> 00:04:30,600 FOR FEAR OF GETTING SHOT DOWN AGAIN. 97 00:04:30,644 --> 00:04:32,577 BUT TOMORROW A WHOLE BUNCH OF US ARE DEMONSTRATING 98 00:04:32,613 --> 00:04:35,447 AGAINST THE COMPANY THAT MAKES THAT AWFUL PLASTIC BUBBLE WRAP. 99 00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:36,881 IT'S NOT BIODEGRADABLE. 100 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:38,383 IT'S TERRIBLE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. 101 00:04:38,418 --> 00:04:39,601 - YES, IT IS. 102 00:04:40,052 --> 00:04:42,436 BUT I KIND OF LIKE POPPIN' THOSE THINGS. 103 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:46,081 - DADDY! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 104 00:04:46,212 --> 00:04:47,993 NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY MOTTO? 105 00:04:48,028 --> 00:04:50,594 MAKE LOVE, NOT PLASTIC. 106 00:04:58,343 --> 00:05:00,271 - SORT OF A SIXTIES THROWBACK. 107 00:05:00,307 --> 00:05:02,173 - BUT CATCHY! - YES, DEAR. 108 00:05:02,209 --> 00:05:03,875 - YOU'RE NOT JUST PLACATING ME. - NO, DEAR. 109 00:05:03,910 --> 00:05:05,243 - GOOD. - YES, DEAR. 110 00:05:05,278 --> 00:05:08,307 - YOU STILL LISTENING, DADDY? - NO, DEAR! 111 00:05:15,276 --> 00:05:16,875 - OH, DADDY, WOULD YOU RELAX? 112 00:05:16,911 --> 00:05:18,777 PACING ISN'T GONNA GET THEM HERE ANY EARLIER. 113 00:05:18,812 --> 00:05:21,313 - ARTHUR'S NEVER LATE. I BET IT'S THIS FIANCEE OF HIS. 114 00:05:21,348 --> 00:05:22,748 IT'S HER FAULT. IT'S KAREN. 115 00:05:22,783 --> 00:05:26,823 KAREN'S ONE OF THOSE... THOSE...LATE WOMEN. 116 00:05:27,555 --> 00:05:30,319 - OH, MY GOD NOT A LATE WOMAN! 117 00:05:31,825 --> 00:05:34,126 DADDY, YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO LIKE HER BECAUSE YOU THINK ARTHUR 118 00:05:34,161 --> 00:05:36,128 SHOULDN'T MARRY SOMEONE HE JUST MET. 119 00:05:36,163 --> 00:05:38,524 - IS THAT WHAT I'M DOING? - YES. 120 00:05:39,033 --> 00:05:40,432 - OH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 121 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:42,467 MAYBE I SHOULD TRY TO BE MORE POSITIVE. 122 00:05:42,503 --> 00:05:44,303 STARTING TOMORROW. 123 00:05:44,338 --> 00:05:46,050 - GIVE ME THAT! - GO. 124 00:05:46,807 --> 00:05:48,125 - DADDY... 125 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:51,176 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS KAREN. 126 00:05:51,211 --> 00:05:53,884 I'LL BET SHE'S A FORTUNE-HUNTER. 127 00:05:54,682 --> 00:05:56,682 - CAROL, WHEN WE TALKED THIS MORNING 128 00:05:56,717 --> 00:05:58,584 YOU SAW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG IN IT. 129 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:01,053 - I KNOW, BUT WHEN I WATCH YOU WORRY, 130 00:06:01,088 --> 00:06:03,486 I GET ENVIOUS AND I WANNA WORRY WITH YOU. 131 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:07,426 - THAT'S VERY COMFORTING, DEAR. 132 00:06:07,461 --> 00:06:08,994 - WELL, SAY HELLO TO ARTHUR FOR ME. 133 00:06:09,029 --> 00:06:11,096 I'LL BE IN THE GARAGE WITH PATRICK. 134 00:06:11,131 --> 00:06:12,364 WE'RE HAVING A PARTY OF TWO 135 00:06:12,399 --> 00:06:14,436 TO CELEBRATE HIS FIRST MONTH HERE. 136 00:06:15,369 --> 00:06:18,405 - LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A GOING-AWAY PARTY. 137 00:06:19,907 --> 00:06:21,762 [doorbell ringing] 138 00:06:25,079 --> 00:06:27,179 HUP! - HARRY, I'M KAREN, 139 00:06:27,214 --> 00:06:28,547 I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 140 00:06:28,582 --> 00:06:31,228 - AND I'VE HEARD...ABOUT YOU. COME IN. 141 00:06:32,386 --> 00:06:34,225 - WELL, HARRY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER? 142 00:06:34,755 --> 00:06:36,826 - OH, IT'S A GREAT FIRST SENTENCE. 143 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:40,392 - OH, I BET YOU'RE DREYFUSS! - SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT DOGS. 144 00:06:40,427 --> 00:06:41,744 WE'RE GONNA GET ONE. 145 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,200 - BUT YOU HATE DOGS. 146 00:06:44,498 --> 00:06:46,465 - PEOPLE GROW, HARRY, I MEAN... 147 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,000 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 148 00:06:48,035 --> 00:06:50,002 I DON'T LIKE THOSE--THOSE LITTLE NERVOUS 149 00:06:50,037 --> 00:06:52,437 HIGH-STRUNG ONES WITH THE PAINTED TOENAILS. 150 00:06:52,473 --> 00:06:56,208 AND, UH, I DON'T LIKE BIG SLOBBERY DOGS WITH LOTS OF FUR. 151 00:06:59,113 --> 00:07:02,180 HAIRLESS DOGS AND DOGS THAT JUMP ON YOU, 152 00:07:02,216 --> 00:07:04,187 BARKING DOGS... I DON'T LIKE THOSE. 153 00:07:04,916 --> 00:07:06,210 - WHAT'S LEFT? 154 00:07:07,275 --> 00:07:09,780 - STUFFED DOGS. FROM A TOY STORE. 155 00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:14,359 - WELL, I'M LEARNING TO COMPROMISE. 156 00:07:14,395 --> 00:07:16,828 - ARTHUR, YOU SAID WE WERE GETTING A REAL DOG. 157 00:07:16,864 --> 00:07:18,505 - OH, OF COURSE WE ARE! 158 00:07:18,732 --> 00:07:21,767 I'M ALSO LEARNING TO COMPLETELY CAVE IN. 159 00:07:21,802 --> 00:07:23,871 - WELL, SO...PLEASE, SIT. - SIT. 160 00:07:24,981 --> 00:07:26,288 - SO... 161 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,041 HOW DID YOU TWO MEET? 162 00:07:29,076 --> 00:07:30,375 - AT ARTHUR'S LAB. 163 00:07:30,411 --> 00:07:31,610 SOMEONE WAS TAKING MY BLOOD 164 00:07:31,645 --> 00:07:33,750 WHILE ARTHUR WAS STEALING MY HEART. 165 00:07:34,982 --> 00:07:37,115 - 120 CHOLESTEROL. 166 00:07:37,151 --> 00:07:39,188 HOW COULD I NOT FALL IN LOVE? 167 00:07:40,054 --> 00:07:41,505 - BEATS ME. 168 00:07:42,056 --> 00:07:43,822 SO, KAREN, WHAT KIND OF WORK DO YOU DO? 169 00:07:43,857 --> 00:07:45,190 - I'M A FORTUNE-HUNTER. 170 00:07:45,225 --> 00:07:47,659 - AH! 171 00:07:49,233 --> 00:07:51,663 - SHE'S IN THE SALVAGE BUSINESS. 172 00:07:51,699 --> 00:07:53,031 - OH... 173 00:07:53,067 --> 00:07:54,933 - SHE PULLED UP OVER A HALF A MILLION BUCKS 174 00:07:54,968 --> 00:07:56,315 OUT OF THE OCEAN LAST YEAR. 175 00:07:56,354 --> 00:07:58,437 I CAN'T EVEN CATCH A MACKEREL. 176 00:07:58,706 --> 00:08:00,238 - HARRY, WHERE'S YOUR POWDER ROOM? 177 00:08:00,274 --> 00:08:02,557 - OH, IT'S UP THE HALL THERE, THE SECOND DOOR ON THE RIGHT. 178 00:08:02,589 --> 00:08:04,307 - BE RIGHT BACK. - OKAY. 179 00:08:05,158 --> 00:08:07,158 - SO? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER? 180 00:08:07,194 --> 00:08:09,294 - SHE SEEMS VERY NICE. - VERY NICE? 181 00:08:09,329 --> 00:08:11,930 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU GET SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS. 182 00:08:11,965 --> 00:08:14,165 - ARTHUR, I JUST TALKED TO HER FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES. 183 00:08:14,201 --> 00:08:15,767 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? - I WANNA KNOW 184 00:08:15,802 --> 00:08:18,403 IF MY BEST FRIEND APPROVES OF MY FIANCEE. 185 00:08:19,383 --> 00:08:20,538 - IF YOU'RE HAPPY, I'M HAPPY. 186 00:08:20,574 --> 00:08:22,376 - OH, STOP GUSHING. 187 00:08:22,876 --> 00:08:25,067 - NO, REALLY! I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU. 188 00:08:25,445 --> 00:08:27,512 - OKAY, THEN YOU'LL BE MY BEST MAN WHEN WE GET MARRIED? 189 00:08:27,547 --> 00:08:28,680 - OF COURSE! 190 00:08:28,715 --> 00:08:29,948 - AND BEFORE THE CEREMONY, 191 00:08:29,983 --> 00:08:31,683 MAYBE YOU CAN SAY A LITTLE SPEECH, YOU KNOW, 192 00:08:31,718 --> 00:08:33,618 WISHING US ALL GOOD THINGS IN LIFE, BLAH BLAH BLAH. 193 00:08:33,654 --> 00:08:35,954 - WELL, I CAN BLAH BLAH BLAH WITH THE BEST OF THEM. 194 00:08:35,989 --> 00:08:38,323 - TRUE, TRUE. NOW... 195 00:08:38,358 --> 00:08:40,374 I GOT ONE FAVOR TO ASK. 196 00:08:40,661 --> 00:08:43,361 CAN WE HAVE THE WEDDING HERE? MY PLACE IS KIND OF SMALL. 197 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:44,796 - THAT'S NO PROBLEM, ARTHUR! 198 00:08:44,831 --> 00:08:46,665 SO HOW LONG DO YOU FIGURE BEFORE THE BIG DAY? 199 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,832 WHAT? SIX MONTHS? A YEAR? 200 00:08:47,868 --> 00:08:48,967 - CLOSE... 201 00:08:49,002 --> 00:08:50,529 THREE DAYS. 202 00:08:51,938 --> 00:08:53,987 AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY ANYTHING? 203 00:08:55,909 --> 00:08:57,531 - BLAH BLAH BLAH? 204 00:09:02,816 --> 00:09:05,383 - PEOPLE...PEOPLE! 205 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:07,052 LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE! 206 00:09:07,087 --> 00:09:10,088 NOW, I KNOW THIS IS A SMALLER TURNOUT THAN I PROMISED. 207 00:09:10,123 --> 00:09:13,269 AND THE PRESS ISN'T HERE, LIKE I PROMISED. 208 00:09:13,660 --> 00:09:15,794 YOU MAY BE EVEN FEELING MILDLY DISGRUNTLED 209 00:09:15,829 --> 00:09:18,568 BECAUSE THE COMPANY ITSELF IS CLOSED TODAY. 210 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,599 BUT I WILL NOT GIVE IN! 211 00:09:21,635 --> 00:09:24,836 NOW LET'S HEAR THAT MOVING SLOGAN I WROTE FOR US. 212 00:09:24,871 --> 00:09:29,441 - NO MORE PLASTIC... NO MORE PLASTIC... 213 00:09:29,476 --> 00:09:31,853 - I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY. 214 00:09:32,346 --> 00:09:33,845 - I GOT IN TOUCH WITH A TV STATION. 215 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,480 - WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, DIANA? 216 00:09:35,515 --> 00:09:37,082 - I WAS TRYING TO FIND A PAYPHONE 217 00:09:37,117 --> 00:09:39,269 THAT WASN'T MADE OUT OF PLASTIC. 218 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,886 - DID YOU TELL THEM THAT THERE WAS A RIOT BREAKING OUT? 219 00:09:41,922 --> 00:09:44,189 - YES! I CONVINCED THEM TO CALL THE COPS. 220 00:09:44,224 --> 00:09:45,790 - GOOD THIS IS JUST WHAT WE NEED! 221 00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:47,359 WE HAVE TO GET ARRESTED! 222 00:09:47,394 --> 00:09:50,471 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THE PEOPLE WILL KNOW ABOUT OUR CAUSE! 223 00:09:50,630 --> 00:09:52,497 WE CANNOT REST 224 00:09:52,532 --> 00:09:55,063 AS LONG AS THERE IS ONE PLASTIC BUBBLE! 225 00:09:55,102 --> 00:09:57,102 PROTECTING A CHINTZY GIFT 226 00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:59,471 SENT TO YOU BY SOME GUY WHO'S TRYING TO BUY YOU OFF 227 00:09:59,506 --> 00:10:00,739 BECAUSE HE DUMPED YOU. 228 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:03,208 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MISTER! 229 00:10:03,243 --> 00:10:05,612 IT'S TOO LITTLE TOO LATE! 230 00:10:07,614 --> 00:10:09,019 WHERE WAS I? 231 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,349 OH, RIGHT! BUBBLE WRAP. 232 00:10:11,385 --> 00:10:13,618 I WILL NOT REST UNTIL IT'S GONE! 233 00:10:13,653 --> 00:10:18,723 NO MORE PLASTIC! NO MORE PLASTIC! NO MORE... 234 00:10:18,759 --> 00:10:20,492 [siren sounding] HERE COME THE COPS! 235 00:10:20,527 --> 00:10:21,626 LET'S GET ARRESTED! 236 00:10:21,661 --> 00:10:23,328 - NO MORE PLASTIC... - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 237 00:10:23,363 --> 00:10:25,096 BREAK IT UP, EVERYBODY! 238 00:10:25,132 --> 00:10:27,399 CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 239 00:10:27,434 --> 00:10:29,860 - DIRTY COPPER, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! 240 00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:32,103 - I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! 241 00:10:32,139 --> 00:10:33,838 - POLICE BRUTALITY! POLICE BRUTALITY! 242 00:10:33,874 --> 00:10:36,730 - GOD, THIS IS A WIMPY DEMONSTRATION! 243 00:10:37,677 --> 00:10:40,078 WHERE'S THE RIOT? - IT'S COMING. 244 00:10:40,113 --> 00:10:42,547 YOU'D BETTER ARREST ME BEFORE THESE PEOPLE GO BERSERK! 245 00:10:42,582 --> 00:10:45,083 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ARREST YOU? 246 00:10:45,118 --> 00:10:47,252 CAROL, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SUPPORTIVE SISTER? 247 00:10:47,287 --> 00:10:48,653 - WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? 248 00:10:48,688 --> 00:10:51,021 YOU'RE GOING TO CLAMP ME IN IRONS? 249 00:10:51,491 --> 00:10:53,825 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. THEY'RE HARMLESS. 250 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:55,919 EXCEPT FOR THE ONE WHO'S JUST ANNOYING. 251 00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:59,798 - WHAT'S THAT? NO! YOU'LL NEVER BREAK US! 252 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,256 WE'RE ALL IN THIS TILL THE BITTER END! 253 00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:04,680 WHERE'D EVERYONE GO? 254 00:11:05,038 --> 00:11:07,332 HEY! COME BACK HERE! 255 00:11:07,474 --> 00:11:09,077 PLASTIC LOVERS! 256 00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:18,149 - HI, DADDY. - HI. 257 00:11:18,185 --> 00:11:20,385 - BOY, YOU'D BE PROUD OF ME TODAY! 258 00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:21,653 - WHY, DEAR? 259 00:11:21,688 --> 00:11:23,448 - BECAUSE I DIDN'T ARREST CAROL. 260 00:11:26,092 --> 00:11:28,477 - THIS COULD BE THE PROUDEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 261 00:11:28,795 --> 00:11:29,828 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 262 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,896 - WELL, SHE WAS AT A DEMONSTRATION. 263 00:11:31,932 --> 00:11:34,866 - I HATE YOU SO MUCH. 264 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:36,134 - WHAT? 265 00:11:36,169 --> 00:11:38,169 - I PROMISED MY FELLOW DEMONSTRATORS 266 00:11:38,205 --> 00:11:39,704 ARRESTS AND PUBLICITY. 267 00:11:39,739 --> 00:11:41,105 AND WHAT DO YOU DO? NOTHING! 268 00:11:41,141 --> 00:11:42,974 - HEY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT. 269 00:11:43,009 --> 00:11:45,276 IF YOU WANNA GET ARRESTED, COME ON, WE'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW. 270 00:11:45,312 --> 00:11:46,911 - TOO DAMN LATE! 271 00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:49,028 - I COULD HANDCUFF YOU TO THE BED. 272 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,400 - I'VE GOT PATRICK FOR THAT. 273 00:11:56,456 --> 00:11:58,200 [doorbell ringing] 274 00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:03,161 - HI, ARTHUR. THANKS FOR COMING OVER. 275 00:12:03,196 --> 00:12:04,762 - HEY, NO PROBLEM, NO PROBLEM. 276 00:12:04,798 --> 00:12:06,965 SO? WHAT'S UP? WHY DID YOU CALL ME? 277 00:12:07,516 --> 00:12:08,821 - ARTHUR... 278 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:12,504 THIS IS-- IT'S HARD FOR ME TO SAY. 279 00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:14,906 - COME ON, HARRY, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR OVER 20 YEARS, 280 00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:17,177 WE'VE NEVER BEEN ANYTHING BUT TOTALLY HONEST. 281 00:12:17,511 --> 00:12:19,471 WELL... EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME. 282 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:22,080 - WHAT TIME? - I CAN'T TELL YOU. 283 00:12:22,115 --> 00:12:24,115 YOU'D HATE ME. UH... 284 00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:26,150 HAS THIS GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY GETTING MARRIED? 285 00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:29,178 - WELL... - WHAT? 286 00:12:29,389 --> 00:12:30,737 - UM... 287 00:12:31,491 --> 00:12:34,214 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. I'VE GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU. 288 00:12:34,861 --> 00:12:37,028 I THINK IT'S ALL HAPPENING TOO FAST! 289 00:12:37,063 --> 00:12:38,530 - SO, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 290 00:12:38,565 --> 00:12:40,598 THAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD POSTPONE THE WEDDING? 291 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,400 I MEAN...COME ON, I WANT THE TRUTH. 292 00:12:42,435 --> 00:12:43,835 I REALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. 293 00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:45,570 - I THINK YOU SHOULD POSTPONE THE WEDDING. 294 00:12:45,605 --> 00:12:47,462 - WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK? 295 00:12:47,774 --> 00:12:49,340 I'M NOT GONNA DESTROY KAREN'S FEELINGS 296 00:12:49,376 --> 00:12:50,909 AND EMBARRASS MYSELF 297 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,578 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 298 00:12:53,613 --> 00:12:55,780 - I'M SORRY! YOU SAID YOU WANTED THE TRUTH! 299 00:12:55,815 --> 00:12:57,649 - YEAH, BUT WHO WANTS THE TRUTH WHEN IT'S A DOWNER? 300 00:12:57,684 --> 00:12:59,918 LOOK, AND I'M GONNA FORGET ABOUT YOU OFFERING ME YOUR HOUSE. 301 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,819 - ACTUALLY, YOU OFFERED YOU MY HOUSE. 302 00:13:01,855 --> 00:13:04,589 - WELL, I'M TAKING MY OFFER OF YOUR OFFER BACK. 303 00:13:04,624 --> 00:13:06,157 - I ACCEPT THAT OFFER! 304 00:13:06,192 --> 00:13:07,572 - FINE! - FINE! 305 00:13:08,595 --> 00:13:10,862 WAIT A MINUTE, DOES THAT MEAN HE'S USING THE HOUSE OR NOT? 306 00:13:10,897 --> 00:13:12,510 - I'M NOT! 307 00:13:20,649 --> 00:13:22,324 - LAVERNE, DID ANYONE CALL? 308 00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:25,129 - NOT ARTHUR, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. 309 00:13:25,368 --> 00:13:28,636 - GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY I SHOULD CARE IF ARTHUR CALLED. 310 00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:31,476 - 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN CALLIN' HIM FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS? 311 00:13:32,665 --> 00:13:34,198 - THAT'S ONE REASON. 312 00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:37,534 HOW DO YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN CALLING HIM? 313 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:40,704 - HOSPITAL GRAPEVINE. - HOSPITAL GRAPEVINE? 314 00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:41,939 HE'S NOT A DOCTOR. 315 00:13:41,974 --> 00:13:43,907 WHAT IS THE GRAPEVINE DOING IN ARTHUR'S LAB? 316 00:13:43,943 --> 00:13:47,788 - OUR TENTACLES ARE EVERYWHERE. BIG BERTHA IS A-WATCHIN' YOU. 317 00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:52,146 - THAT'S--THAT'S "BIG BROTHER." 318 00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,369 - IF YOU SAY SO. 319 00:13:53,404 --> 00:13:55,362 [phone ringing] 320 00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:56,906 DOCTOR'S OFFICE. 321 00:13:56,941 --> 00:13:59,463 OH, HI, BERTHA. 322 00:14:00,311 --> 00:14:02,712 UH-HUH...I PROMISE. 323 00:14:02,747 --> 00:14:04,146 THANK YOU. 324 00:14:04,182 --> 00:14:06,015 OKAY, ARTHUR IS ON HIS WAY UP. 325 00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:07,450 I'D TELL YOU WHAT HE'S GONNA SAY, 326 00:14:07,485 --> 00:14:10,275 BUT BERTHA TOLD ME TO PLAY IT CLOSE TO MY VEST. 327 00:14:11,522 --> 00:14:15,324 OH, I'D TELL HIM EVERYTHING BUT THE LAST PART, ARTHUR. 328 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,611 - BIG BERTHA'S GONNA FRY ONE DAY. 329 00:14:18,463 --> 00:14:20,029 HARRY... [clears throat] 330 00:14:20,064 --> 00:14:22,064 I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT A FEW THINGS. 331 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,332 - I'D LIKE NOTHING MORE. 332 00:14:23,368 --> 00:14:24,500 - ME TOO. - ALL RIGHT. 333 00:14:24,535 --> 00:14:26,135 - YOU GOT IT. - GOOD. 334 00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:27,480 - FINE. 335 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:29,939 [sighing] 336 00:14:29,974 --> 00:14:32,564 - WELL, WE CLEARED THAT UP. WHAT'S NEXT? 337 00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:36,645 - LOOK, I NEVER TOLD KAREN ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 338 00:14:36,681 --> 00:14:38,914 I DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW HOW YOU FELT. 339 00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:41,584 AND UH...SO NOW... EVERYBODY STILL THINKS 340 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,252 THAT THE WEDDING'S GONNA BE AT YOUR PLACE. 341 00:14:43,287 --> 00:14:44,854 AND ALL THE INVITATIONS ARE IN THE MAIL. 342 00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:47,223 I'M KIND OF STUCK. - THERE'S NO PROBLEM, ARTHUR. 343 00:14:47,258 --> 00:14:49,892 EVEN IF WE WEREN'T ON SPEAKING TERMS, MY HOUSE IS YOUR HOUSE. 344 00:14:49,927 --> 00:14:52,128 - OH, THANKS, HARRY. THAT WAS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT. 345 00:14:52,163 --> 00:14:53,729 SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT. - NO, WAIT A-- 346 00:14:53,765 --> 00:14:55,965 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE HERE! 347 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,900 WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT US. 348 00:14:57,935 --> 00:14:59,735 ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP. - OH, THAT! 349 00:14:59,771 --> 00:15:01,637 OUR FRIENDSHIP'S OVER, HARRY. 350 00:15:01,672 --> 00:15:04,907 - THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY. - NO, THIS TIME I MEAN IT. 351 00:15:04,942 --> 00:15:06,809 - YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT, TOO. 352 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,047 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 353 00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:13,734 CALL BIG BERTHA AND SEE IF HE REALLY MEANS IT THIS TIME. 354 00:15:19,123 --> 00:15:20,656 - SO YOU SEE, PATRICK, 355 00:15:20,691 --> 00:15:24,434 IF YOU WANNA FIND THE BEAUTY OF THE NUDE WOMAN IN YOUR WORK, 356 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,229 YOU MUST LOOK WITHIN THE WOMAN HERSELF FIRST. 357 00:15:27,265 --> 00:15:30,249 OR FEEL AROUND A LOT ON THE OUTSIDE. 358 00:15:32,203 --> 00:15:35,971 - WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO A SEX-CRAZED, MINDLESS IDIOT? 359 00:15:36,007 --> 00:15:38,240 - I DON'T KNOW. I JUST LIKE HIM. 360 00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:43,012 - HONEY, HE HAPPENS TO BE A CLIENT. 361 00:15:43,047 --> 00:15:44,246 HE GAVE ME 100 BUCKS 362 00:15:44,282 --> 00:15:46,015 FOR THAT PIECE I WAS WORKING ON LAST WEEK. 363 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:47,950 - YOU MEAN "DEATH OF A CITY"? - SHH! 364 00:15:47,985 --> 00:15:51,480 I TOLD HIM IT WAS CALLED "WOMAN CONTEMPLATING HER HOOTERS." 365 00:15:52,356 --> 00:15:53,489 - HEY, WHAT'S THIS I HEAR 366 00:15:53,524 --> 00:15:56,025 ABOUT YOU COMING OUT AGAINST BUBBLE WRAP? 367 00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,393 IT'S A NECESSITY OF LIFE. 368 00:15:57,428 --> 00:15:59,061 PERSONALLY, I LIKE TO WRAP WOMEN IN IT 369 00:15:59,097 --> 00:16:01,576 AND POP MY WAY TO THE CENTER. 370 00:16:03,835 --> 00:16:07,300 - I THOUGHT ALL YOUR DATES CAME IN A PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER. 371 00:16:08,272 --> 00:16:10,706 - SSH! I HAVEN'T CASHED HIS CHECK YET. 372 00:16:10,741 --> 00:16:13,275 - YOU TOOK A CHECK? - BYE! 373 00:16:14,512 --> 00:16:16,178 - HONEY, I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DEMONSTRATION 374 00:16:16,214 --> 00:16:18,114 AT THAT PLASTICS COMPANY TODAY. - I'M ON MY WAY. 375 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:20,015 AND THIS TIME, COME HELL OR HIGH WATER, 376 00:16:20,051 --> 00:16:22,451 I WILL GET ARRESTED FOR THE CAUSE! 377 00:16:22,487 --> 00:16:24,954 - ARRESTED? CAROL, THAT IS CRAZY! 378 00:16:24,989 --> 00:16:27,048 JAIL IS A DISGUSTING PLACE. 379 00:16:27,304 --> 00:16:28,508 - YOU'VE BEEN IN JAIL? 380 00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:30,543 - YEAH. I FORGOT TO PAY A PARKING TICKET. 381 00:16:30,579 --> 00:16:32,378 - THEY PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR THAT? 382 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,801 - WELL, 200 PARKING TICKETS. 383 00:16:35,192 --> 00:16:36,577 I DID A NIGHT IN THE TANK. 384 00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:39,935 - OOH..."THE TANK." I LIKE IT. 385 00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:43,561 IT SOUNDS DEHUMANIZING, YET SOMEHOW ROMANTIC. 386 00:16:43,597 --> 00:16:45,955 - YEAH WELL, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT JAIL IS ALL ABOUT. 387 00:16:45,988 --> 00:16:48,894 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 20 STRANGE WOMEN IN COMBAT BOOTS 388 00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:51,569 PLAYING "KEEP AWAY" WITH YOUR TOILET PAPER. 389 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,836 - I CAN HANDLE THAT. I'VE BEEN TO CAMP. 390 00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:56,763 - CAROL, I'M SERIOUS! 391 00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:59,933 - OH, PLEASE, PATRICK! I KNOW ALL ABOUT JAIL. 392 00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:02,336 I AM WILLING TO FACE THE RATS, THE ROACHES, 393 00:17:02,371 --> 00:17:03,670 THE VIOLENCE, THE DANGERS, 394 00:17:03,706 --> 00:17:06,552 FOR THE SAKE OF AN ENVIRONMENTALLY SOUND WORLD. 395 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,109 - CAROL, THE TOILETS HAVE NO STALLS. 396 00:17:09,144 --> 00:17:10,871 - NO STALLS? 397 00:17:11,878 --> 00:17:13,447 - BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 398 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,467 - WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? THERE ARE NO STALLS! 399 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,632 WE'RE CALLING THE WHOLE THING OFF. 400 00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:20,854 - WHAT ABOUT THE CAUSE? 401 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,457 I MEAN, WE CAN'T JUST ABANDON OUR BELIEFS. 402 00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:25,167 - YES, WE CAN. 403 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,592 - CAROL! 404 00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:29,083 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 405 00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:31,563 I GUESS WE SHOULD STAY. BUT NO GETTING ARRESTED. 406 00:17:31,598 --> 00:17:34,466 LET'S MAKE THIS AN EXTREMELY PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATION. 407 00:17:34,614 --> 00:17:37,656 YOO-HOO! HAVE A NICE DAY MAKING PLASTIC. 408 00:17:38,739 --> 00:17:40,637 YOU'RE THINKING "TOO PEACEFUL"? 409 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:43,260 - NO, I'M THINKING ABOUT THE ARREST THING. 410 00:17:43,284 --> 00:17:45,317 CAROL, I MADE THE RIOT CALL BEFORE YOU CAME. 411 00:17:45,352 --> 00:17:46,618 THE COPS ARE ON THEIR WAY. 412 00:17:46,654 --> 00:17:48,793 [siren sounding] - OH, GOD! HIDE! 413 00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:53,292 - ALL RIGHT! SOMEBODY'S GOING TO JAIL! 414 00:17:53,327 --> 00:17:54,426 - OH! [laughing] 415 00:17:54,462 --> 00:17:56,161 HI, BARBY-BARB. I WAS JUST LEAVING. 416 00:17:56,197 --> 00:17:57,629 - HA HA! TOO LATE FOR THAT. 417 00:17:57,665 --> 00:17:59,198 NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU AM I TAKING AWAY? 418 00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:00,799 - HER! IT WAS ALL HER IDEA! 419 00:18:00,835 --> 00:18:01,900 - CAROL! 420 00:18:01,936 --> 00:18:03,836 - CAROL! IS THAT YOUR NAME? 421 00:18:03,871 --> 00:18:05,337 ASSUME THE POSITION. - NO, BARBARA. 422 00:18:05,372 --> 00:18:06,605 PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME. 423 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,240 - GOOD ACTING. KEEP IT UP. 424 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,808 YEAH, WE HAD AN EYE ON YOU 425 00:18:09,844 --> 00:18:11,777 AND YOUR ANTI-PLASTIC CELL FOR SOME TIME NOW. 426 00:18:11,812 --> 00:18:13,545 YOU'RE GONNA DO A NICE STRETCH IN COUNTY. 427 00:18:13,581 --> 00:18:15,314 - NO, BARBARA, I REALLY MEAN IT. 428 00:18:15,349 --> 00:18:16,949 DON'T DO THIS! 429 00:18:16,984 --> 00:18:19,351 - VERY BELIEVABLE. CUFF HER! 430 00:18:19,386 --> 00:18:22,387 - YOU'RE A REAL HERO, CAROL! - SHUT UP, YOU! 431 00:18:22,423 --> 00:18:24,156 BARBARA, GET THESE THINGS OFF OF ME! 432 00:18:24,191 --> 00:18:25,624 - YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, 433 00:18:25,659 --> 00:18:26,959 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY. 434 00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:28,360 IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD AN ATTORNEY, 435 00:18:28,395 --> 00:18:30,376 YOU CAN BORROW THE MONEY FROM DADDY. 436 00:18:31,932 --> 00:18:33,232 - BARBARA! 437 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,973 THERE ARE NO STALLS. 438 00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:48,615 - CHARLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 439 00:18:48,654 --> 00:18:50,176 - MOOCHING. 440 00:18:51,886 --> 00:18:54,094 ARTHUR SEEMS KIND OF UPTIGHT. 441 00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:55,554 - YEAH, WELL, WE HAD AN ARGUMENT. 442 00:18:55,589 --> 00:18:57,856 I TOLD HIM I HAD SOME RESERVATIONS ABOUT ALL THIS. 443 00:18:57,892 --> 00:18:59,861 - HARRY, HARRY, HARRY. 444 00:18:59,892 --> 00:19:01,026 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN? 445 00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:03,096 - LEARN WHAT? - TO LIE? 446 00:19:04,072 --> 00:19:06,934 IT'S THE KEY TO KEEPING RELATIONSHIPS HONEST. 447 00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:08,745 OOPS, HERE HE COMES. 448 00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:09,930 YOU MAKE UP. 449 00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,505 I'M GONNA GO OVER AND HIT ON THE BRIDE. 450 00:19:14,505 --> 00:19:16,478 - HARRY. - ARTHUR. 451 00:19:17,419 --> 00:19:19,352 DO WE REALLY HAVE TO STAY ANGRY WITH EACH OTHER? 452 00:19:19,388 --> 00:19:21,067 - YES. - JUST CHECKING. 453 00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:22,989 - THE JUDGE IS HERE. 454 00:19:23,025 --> 00:19:25,074 NOW LOOK, DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO GET KAREN UPSET 455 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,933 AND PLEASE KEEP YOUR STUPID SPEECH SHORT. 456 00:19:26,978 --> 00:19:28,767 - SINCE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY, 457 00:19:28,806 --> 00:19:30,667 THAT'LL BE EASY. - FINE, FINE. 458 00:19:30,699 --> 00:19:32,818 BY THE WAY, I HATE ALL YOUR FURNITURE. 459 00:19:33,635 --> 00:19:35,547 - YEAH, WELL, I DON'T LIKE YOUR... 460 00:19:36,271 --> 00:19:37,764 PANTS! 461 00:19:38,607 --> 00:19:42,542 - HARRY, ARTHUR'S REALLY UPSET AND I THINK I KNOW WHY. 462 00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,444 YOU DON'T APPROVE OF THIS MARRIAGE, DO YOU? 463 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,347 - OF COURSE I DO. - YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD LIAR. 464 00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:49,716 - WELL, I'M SORRY. I'M NEW AT IT. 465 00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:52,819 - I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE'RE VERY DEEPLY IN LOVE. 466 00:19:52,855 --> 00:19:54,310 I WISH YOU SAW THAT. 467 00:19:54,455 --> 00:19:57,023 I THINK ARTHUR'S HURTING, AND THAT MAKES ME HURT TOO, 468 00:19:57,059 --> 00:19:59,059 SO I WISH YOU COULD-- - KAREN, WE'RE STARTING. 469 00:19:59,113 --> 00:20:01,766 - OH, EXCUSE ME. I HAVE TO GET MARRIED. 470 00:20:02,231 --> 00:20:05,499 - JUDGE ECKERT, THIS IS DR. HARRY WESTON. 471 00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:08,134 HARRY'S GOT A FEW WORDS TO SAY BEFORE YOU START THE CEREMONY. 472 00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:09,202 - FINE, FINE. 473 00:20:09,238 --> 00:20:10,843 QUIET DOWN, EVERYBODY! 474 00:20:11,304 --> 00:20:13,673 BEFORE I JOIN ARTHUR AND KAREN HERE IN WEDLOCK, 475 00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:16,208 HARRY WESTON WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 476 00:20:16,253 --> 00:20:17,270 KEEP IT SHORT. 477 00:20:17,308 --> 00:20:19,320 I GOT A JURY DUE BACK ANY MINUTE. 478 00:20:21,049 --> 00:20:22,911 - WELL, I SIMPLY WOULD LIKE TO SAY 479 00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:25,415 I WISH THESE TWO THE BEST. 480 00:20:25,554 --> 00:20:27,307 - GOOD FOR YOU. ALL RIGHT, 481 00:20:28,156 --> 00:20:30,460 WE'RE HERE TODAY TO JOIN ARTHUR MITCHELL 482 00:20:30,492 --> 00:20:31,892 AND KAREN STERLING IN HOLY MATRIMONY. 483 00:20:31,927 --> 00:20:33,960 ARTHUR, DO YOU TAKE KAREN TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE 484 00:20:33,996 --> 00:20:35,795 TO CHERISH AND LOVE AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE? 485 00:20:35,831 --> 00:20:38,999 - I KNOW I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO SAY TWO WORDS HERE, BUT... 486 00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:40,875 I'D LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING MORE. 487 00:20:42,437 --> 00:20:44,954 DESPITE WHAT SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK, 488 00:20:45,593 --> 00:20:49,609 KAREN HAS CHANGED MY LIFE IN A VERY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME. 489 00:20:49,645 --> 00:20:52,579 AND I KNOW THAT IT'S ONLY GONNA GET BETTER AND BETTER 490 00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:55,185 OVER THE YEARS, BECAUSE I LOVE HER VERY DEEPLY. 491 00:20:55,450 --> 00:20:56,716 - AND... 492 00:20:56,752 --> 00:20:58,540 - OH! YEAH, I DO. 493 00:20:59,054 --> 00:21:00,342 - FINALLY. 494 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,822 KAREN, DO YOU TAKE ARTHUR TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND 495 00:21:02,858 --> 00:21:04,758 TO CHERISH AND LOVE AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE? 496 00:21:04,793 --> 00:21:07,961 THE SHORT ANSWER, PLEASE. - I DO. 497 00:21:07,996 --> 00:21:10,130 - ANYBODY HERE THINKS THIS WEDDING SHOULD NOT GO FORWARD? 498 00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:11,998 - I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY. - I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 499 00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:13,967 - ALL RIGHT, NO, NO... LISTEN. NOW, ALL ALONG, 500 00:21:14,002 --> 00:21:15,962 I'VE BEEN LOOKING TO FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS. 501 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,039 AND I'M STANDING HERE LOOKING AT TWO, PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO... 502 00:21:19,074 --> 00:21:21,374 TRULY LOVE EACH OTHER, AND I'M... 503 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,443 BEGINNING TO FEEL FOOLISH AND WRONG. 504 00:21:23,478 --> 00:21:25,211 - YOU SHOULD! - CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG? 505 00:21:25,247 --> 00:21:27,614 - I DON'T KNOW, I COULDN'T ACCEPT THAT MOMENT OF TRANSITION 506 00:21:27,649 --> 00:21:29,583 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? AND I DID, I MEAN I DOUBTED... 507 00:21:29,618 --> 00:21:30,951 - HARRY, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU! 508 00:21:30,986 --> 00:21:33,053 - BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME... - JUST ONE MORE THING. 509 00:21:33,088 --> 00:21:34,543 - OH, GOD. 510 00:21:37,007 --> 00:21:40,209 - ARTHUR, I LOVE YOU. AND, KAREN... 511 00:21:40,244 --> 00:21:42,211 I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU LOVE MY GOOD FRIEND 512 00:21:42,246 --> 00:21:45,180 AND I WISH YOU BOTH A LONG AND FRUITFUL MARRIAGE. 513 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,817 - YOU REALLY MEAN THAT? 514 00:21:48,185 --> 00:21:49,318 - I DO. 515 00:21:49,353 --> 00:21:51,670 - I THINK YOU JUST MARRIED YOUR FRIEND. 516 00:21:55,092 --> 00:21:57,192 - ARTHUR...KAREN... I'M SORRY. 517 00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:58,860 I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE ANY TROUBLE. 518 00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:00,495 - I KNOW! - BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME... 519 00:22:00,531 --> 00:22:02,965 BY THE STATE OF FLORIDA, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE. 520 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,434 THAT'S IT. WE'RE DONE. KISS THE BRIDE. 521 00:22:05,469 --> 00:22:10,872 [clapping] 522 00:22:10,908 --> 00:22:12,529 - OUTTA MY WAY! 523 00:22:12,843 --> 00:22:15,032 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - BATHROOM. 524 00:22:27,351 --> 00:22:28,569 - HERE ARTHUR. 525 00:22:28,603 --> 00:22:31,016 A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON. 526 00:22:34,242 --> 00:22:35,571 - I DON'T GET IT. 527 00:22:36,111 --> 00:22:38,090 - IT'S BUBBLE WRAP. 528 00:22:39,214 --> 00:22:40,413 - I STILL DON'T GET IT. 529 00:22:40,449 --> 00:22:42,048 - HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU. 530 00:22:44,086 --> 00:22:45,352 KAREN... 531 00:22:45,387 --> 00:22:47,854 TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, LIE DOWN, GRAB ONE END 532 00:22:47,889 --> 00:22:50,156 AND ROLL LIKE CRAZY. 533 00:22:51,827 --> 00:22:54,561 - GO AHEAD, HONEY. I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 534 00:22:54,611 --> 00:22:59,161 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39496

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