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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,669 --> 00:00:02,400 [TV playing] 2 00:00:05,109 --> 00:00:07,781 - HEY! YOU'RE MISSIN' THE BEST ONE! 3 00:00:10,239 --> 00:00:11,439 BOY... 4 00:00:12,167 --> 00:00:13,636 THAT WAS SOMETHIN'. 5 00:00:16,612 --> 00:00:19,913 YOU KNOW WHAT THE ONE PROBLEM WITH TRACTOR PULLS IS? 6 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:24,602 THEY ALWAYS COME TO AN END. 7 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:28,842 - WELL... I'M REALLY GETTING VERY TIRED. 8 00:00:28,866 --> 00:00:31,586 - HEY, NO PROBLEM! I'LL GO MAKE US SOME COFFEE. 9 00:00:33,103 --> 00:00:35,613 - I WAS AFRAID OF THAT. - POOR LAVERNE. 10 00:00:35,645 --> 00:00:38,106 SHE REALLY HATES GOING BACK TO THAT EMPTY APARTMENT. 11 00:00:38,142 --> 00:00:41,209 - YEAH. EVER SINCE HER DIVORCE SHE'S BEEN OVER HERE SO MUCH, 12 00:00:41,235 --> 00:00:43,879 IT'S LIKE SHE'S TURNED INTO THE SISTER I NEVER HAD. 13 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:49,265 THE ONE I LIKE. 14 00:00:51,232 --> 00:00:54,280 - I MEAN, I SURE DO FEEL FOR LAVERNE. 15 00:00:54,669 --> 00:00:56,435 BUT I'M SO TIRED! 16 00:00:56,470 --> 00:00:59,421 CAN'T YOU TWO GET HER A DATE OR SOMETHING? 17 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,260 - WELL, I TRIED TO FIX HER UP WITH SOMEBODY, 18 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:02,594 BUT EVERY TIME THAT I BRING... 19 00:01:04,826 --> 00:01:06,532 - I CAN TELL FROM THE SOUNDS OF SILENCE 20 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,751 Y'ALL ARE TALKIN' ABOUT ME, NOW SPILL IT. 21 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,103 - YOU KNOW, LAVERNE... 22 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:13,238 I HAVE A FELLA FOR YOU. 23 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,017 HE MAKES HIS LIVING TRAVELING AROUND 24 00:01:15,056 --> 00:01:16,498 WITH THOSE RENAISSANCE FAIRS. 25 00:01:16,532 --> 00:01:19,006 YOU KNOW WHERE THEY RECREATE MEDIEVAL TIMES? 26 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:22,769 HE SELLS THOSE BIG TURKEY LEGS. 27 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:28,921 WENDELL IS HIS NAME, WENDELL POOBLY. 28 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,722 AND I THINK THAT HE WOULD BE PERFECT... 29 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,471 [laughing] 30 00:01:32,502 --> 00:01:36,192 - LORDY! I ALMOST THOUGHT YOU'S SERIOUS THERE FOR A MINUTE. 31 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:39,823 - WELL, LAVERNE, IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE A BAD IDEA 32 00:01:39,870 --> 00:01:41,833 FOR YOU TO GET BACK OUT THERE AND START DATING AGAIN. 33 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,570 - NO, THANK YOU. NO DATIN'. I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON. 34 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,662 - WHAT LESSON IS THAT? - WHEN I MET MY NICK, 35 00:01:46,686 --> 00:01:48,389 IT WAS TRUE LOVE. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. 36 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:50,429 THEN ONE DAY... PFF! DIVORCE. 37 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:54,105 SO NOW I KNOW THE STAGES OF ROMANCE: 38 00:01:54,144 --> 00:01:57,105 FIRST YOU'RE SINGLE, THEN YOU'RE MARRIED, THEN YOU'RE SINGLE. 39 00:01:57,293 --> 00:02:00,276 HELL, I'M SINGLE NOW. WHO NEEDS THE MIDDLE MAN? 40 00:02:08,904 --> 00:02:12,606 - LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE 41 00:02:12,641 --> 00:02:16,610 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 42 00:02:16,645 --> 00:02:20,514 ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS 43 00:02:20,549 --> 00:02:24,318 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 44 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:28,088 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 45 00:02:28,124 --> 00:02:31,258 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 46 00:02:31,293 --> 00:02:34,228 I'M ALWAYS HERE 47 00:02:34,263 --> 00:02:40,000 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 48 00:02:40,036 --> 00:02:41,568 RAIN OR SHINE 49 00:02:41,604 --> 00:02:43,837 I'LL BE THE ONE 50 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:48,475 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 51 00:02:48,511 --> 00:02:50,477 WE SHARE IT ALL 52 00:02:50,513 --> 00:02:53,814 AS LIFE GOES ON 53 00:03:09,104 --> 00:03:10,660 - PATRICK! 54 00:03:11,088 --> 00:03:12,427 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? 55 00:03:12,467 --> 00:03:13,688 - IT'S A SURPRISE! 56 00:03:13,724 --> 00:03:15,657 - THIS IS HOW MY FRIEND JULIE'S HUSBAND PROPOSED. 57 00:03:15,692 --> 00:03:17,659 HE MADE HER CLOSE HER EYES, AND WHEN SHE OPENED THEM, 58 00:03:17,694 --> 00:03:19,494 THERE WAS THE MOST EXQUISITE... 59 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,834 BIG...THING! 60 00:03:25,936 --> 00:03:28,807 BEARING NO RESEMBLANCE TO A RING WHATSOEVER. 61 00:03:29,106 --> 00:03:30,560 PATRICK, WHAT IS THIS? 62 00:03:32,409 --> 00:03:34,184 - TA-DA! 63 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,553 I CALL IT "NOSTALGIA." 64 00:03:42,372 --> 00:03:44,214 - MMM... 65 00:03:44,807 --> 00:03:46,707 - I WANTED YOU TO BE THE FIRST TO SEE IT 'CAUSE I KNEW 66 00:03:46,743 --> 00:03:48,542 I COULD TRUST YOU TO GIVE MY YOUR HONEST OPINION. 67 00:03:48,578 --> 00:03:50,248 - MM-HMM? 68 00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:53,186 MMM... 69 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,251 PATRICK...DO YOU REALLY WANT MY HONEST OPINION? 70 00:03:57,287 --> 00:03:58,352 - YEAH! 71 00:03:58,388 --> 00:04:00,288 - I'M SORRY, HONEY. 72 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,123 IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR ME. 73 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,771 - NOSTALGIA! 74 00:04:04,594 --> 00:04:05,993 DON'T YOU GET IT? 75 00:04:06,029 --> 00:04:07,461 NOSTALGIA! 76 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,741 YOU HAVE TO WALLOW IN IT! 77 00:04:09,784 --> 00:04:11,784 LET IT WASH OVER YOU. 78 00:04:12,771 --> 00:04:14,915 NOSTALGIA! 79 00:04:16,139 --> 00:04:18,372 - I'M SORRY, I DON'T CARE FOR IT. 80 00:04:18,408 --> 00:04:19,924 - YOU KNOW WHAT THAT TELLS ME? 81 00:04:20,174 --> 00:04:23,524 THAT TELLS ME THAT YOU'RE AFRAID TO LIKE THIS PIECE. 82 00:04:24,113 --> 00:04:27,348 IT SCARES YOU TO DREDGE UP OLD MEMORIES FROM THE DEEPEST, 83 00:04:27,383 --> 00:04:29,717 DARKEST SECRETS OF YOUR PAINFUL CHILDHOOD. 84 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:32,551 - NO, I LOVE DOING THAT. 85 00:04:38,061 --> 00:04:40,328 I JUST DON'T LIKE THIS PIECE. 86 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,964 - MAYBE IT'S JUST OVER YOUR HEAD. 87 00:04:42,999 --> 00:04:44,765 - OVER MY HEAD? 88 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:46,345 - HEY, KIDS! 89 00:04:48,171 --> 00:04:49,833 COOL! 90 00:04:54,444 --> 00:04:55,476 DID YOU DO THIS? 91 00:04:55,511 --> 00:04:56,544 - YEAH, YOU LIKE IT? 92 00:04:56,579 --> 00:04:57,892 - I LOVE IT! 93 00:04:59,430 --> 00:05:01,315 IT GIVES ME THE WEIRDEST FEELING. 94 00:05:01,351 --> 00:05:04,118 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU KINDA THINK BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS 95 00:05:04,153 --> 00:05:06,044 AND YOUR HAPPY YOU HAD 'EM? 96 00:05:07,090 --> 00:05:09,822 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, YOU'RE SAD THEY'RE GONE. 97 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,549 - AT LAST! SOMEONE WITH A CLUE. 98 00:05:12,599 --> 00:05:13,864 - OH, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! 99 00:05:13,895 --> 00:05:16,764 CHARLEY, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ART? 100 00:05:16,799 --> 00:05:19,371 - YOU GET AROUND, YOU PICK THINGS UP. 101 00:05:20,703 --> 00:05:23,648 - YOU GET A SHOT, IT GOES AWAY. 102 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:30,324 - YOU KNOW, I GOT A LOT MORE STUFF HERE, CHARLEY. 103 00:05:30,350 --> 00:05:33,257 IT'D BE A PLEASURE TO SHOW IT TO SOMEONE WHO CAN APPRECIATE IT. 104 00:05:33,295 --> 00:05:35,082 I'M NOT JUST A SPRINKLER MAN, YOU KNOW. 105 00:05:35,118 --> 00:05:36,484 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 106 00:05:36,519 --> 00:05:40,347 - I REALLY LIKE THE WAY IT'S SORT OF ROUGH AND SMOOTH 107 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:41,836 ALL AT THE SAME TIME. 108 00:05:42,725 --> 00:05:44,792 KINDA LIKE LIFE, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 109 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,360 - EXACTLY! 110 00:05:49,732 --> 00:05:51,710 - YOU CAN'T JUST LOOK AT IT, KID 111 00:05:51,739 --> 00:05:54,184 YOU GOTTA LET IT WASH OVER YOU. 112 00:06:00,891 --> 00:06:03,459 - HI, LAVERNE. - HI, LAVERNE? 113 00:06:03,461 --> 00:06:05,228 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 114 00:06:06,464 --> 00:06:08,514 THIS IS SOME SORT OF BLIND DATE THING, AIN'T IT? 115 00:06:08,546 --> 00:06:10,707 YOUR DADDY PUT YOU UP TO THIS, DIDN'T HE? 116 00:06:11,168 --> 00:06:13,202 [laughing] 117 00:06:13,237 --> 00:06:16,369 - LAVERNE, NO! NO, NO! 118 00:06:17,108 --> 00:06:18,339 YEAH. 119 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,080 I TOLD HIM WE COULDN'T FOOL YOU. 120 00:06:22,527 --> 00:06:25,382 - BARBARA, WHAT A SURPRISE! 121 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:27,756 - NOW LISTEN UP, 122 00:06:27,795 --> 00:06:29,959 'CAUSE I'M GONNA TELL Y'ALL JUST ONE MORE TIME. 123 00:06:29,999 --> 00:06:32,457 I DON'T WANT A DATE, I DON'T NEED A DATE. 124 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:34,392 - FINE, FINE, FINE... 125 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:36,761 ALL RIGHT, NOW PAY ATTENTION TO ME HERE. 126 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,129 MY MAN, I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER, 127 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,733 IF YOU FALL OFF YOUR BICYCLE AGAIN, 128 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,384 YOU GET UP AND GET RIGHT BACK ON. 129 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,697 OTHERWISE, YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 130 00:06:46,785 --> 00:06:49,140 WALKING ALONG THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. 131 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:54,237 ALL ALONE. 132 00:06:55,661 --> 00:06:58,077 WHILE THE REST OF THE WORLD PEDALS BY. 133 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:00,538 - WHAT BICYCLE? 134 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:03,121 I WAS HERE FOR A SINUS INFECTION. 135 00:07:07,963 --> 00:07:09,963 - SO WHAT'S THE DEAL ON THIS DATE? 136 00:07:10,006 --> 00:07:11,771 - OH, LAVERNE, IT WOULDN'T BE LIKE A DATE-DATE, 137 00:07:11,811 --> 00:07:13,798 IT WOULD JUST BE FOUR PEOPLE GOING OUT. 138 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:16,830 ME AND DANNY AND YOU, AND THIS GUY I KNOW FROM WORK. 139 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,626 GIBBY. HE'S FROM NEW JERSEY. 140 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,400 - GIBBY? 141 00:07:22,022 --> 00:07:24,869 BOY, 'EM YANKEES GOT SOME FUNNY NAME! 142 00:07:26,026 --> 00:07:28,494 WAIT TILL I TELL AUNT DORTHULA. 143 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:32,097 - HEY, LAVERNE, GIBBY IS GREAT! 144 00:07:32,132 --> 00:07:33,925 HE'S THE CORONER'S ASSISTANT. 145 00:07:33,964 --> 00:07:36,830 SO NATURALLY, HE'S GOT THE CRAZIEST SENSE OF HUMOR. 146 00:07:37,869 --> 00:07:39,482 - THE CORONER'S ASSISTANT, HUH? 147 00:07:39,537 --> 00:07:41,961 - YEAH! HE'S THE LIFE OF THE MORGUE. 148 00:07:43,841 --> 00:07:45,354 - UH-HUH. 149 00:07:45,396 --> 00:07:48,577 IF I GO ON THIS ONE DATE, WILL YOU TWO GET OFF MY DAMN BACK? 150 00:07:48,613 --> 00:07:49,712 - ABSOLUTELY. 151 00:07:52,650 --> 00:07:55,618 - OKAY. BUT I AIN'T A-PROMISIN' TO BE NO FUN. 152 00:07:55,653 --> 00:07:57,770 I MAY NOT SAY A WORD THE WHOLE EVENIN'. 153 00:07:58,856 --> 00:08:02,339 COURSE IN HIS LINE OF WORK, I GUESS HE'S USED TO THAT. 154 00:08:03,924 --> 00:08:04,989 [doorbell ringing] 155 00:08:07,027 --> 00:08:09,479 HI, BARBARA! I WAS SO NERVOUS, I JUST COULDN'T WAIT 156 00:08:09,518 --> 00:08:11,142 SO I COME ON OVER. 157 00:08:11,398 --> 00:08:13,665 - LAVERNE, YOU LOOK GREAT! - GREAT? 158 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:16,726 NOW THIS GIBBY FELLA'S GONNA THINK I'M HOT TO TROT. 159 00:08:18,058 --> 00:08:19,292 - DON'T BE SILLY. 160 00:08:19,339 --> 00:08:23,292 - OH, HEY! HI! OOH! YOU LOOK HOT TO TROT! 161 00:08:28,559 --> 00:08:30,026 - THAT'S IT! DATE'S OFF! 162 00:08:30,061 --> 00:08:31,460 - NOW, LAVERNE, WOULD YOU RELAX? 163 00:08:31,499 --> 00:08:33,309 THERE IS NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT. 164 00:08:33,354 --> 00:08:34,920 YOU REMEMBER WHAT DADDY SAID? 165 00:08:34,956 --> 00:08:37,415 DATING IS LIKE RIDING A BICYCLE, YOU NEVER FORGET HOW. 166 00:08:37,471 --> 00:08:40,914 - OH, EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, MISS TOUR DE FRANCE. 167 00:08:42,977 --> 00:08:45,044 SORRY...NERVES. 168 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:48,580 OKAY, LET'S ROCK AND ROLL! 169 00:08:48,616 --> 00:08:50,115 GOD, I'M JUST SO HEAD UP, 170 00:08:50,151 --> 00:08:51,717 I COULD PASS OUT AT THIS GUY'S FEET. 171 00:08:51,752 --> 00:08:53,752 I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT MY SMELLIN' SALTS. 172 00:08:53,788 --> 00:08:55,219 - OH, DON'T WORRY, YOU CAN ALWAYS SNIFF 173 00:08:55,258 --> 00:08:57,053 THE FORMALDEHYDE OFF HIS HANDS. 174 00:08:58,868 --> 00:09:00,428 - HAVE A GREAT TIME! 175 00:09:01,181 --> 00:09:02,695 ALL RIGHT, DREYFIE. 176 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:06,509 - DADDY...I'M HAVING A PROBLEM WITH PATRICK. 177 00:09:07,152 --> 00:09:10,703 THE LAST FOUR DAYS HE'S FORMED THIS WEIRD BOND WITH CHARLEY. 178 00:09:10,738 --> 00:09:12,349 - HONEY... 179 00:09:12,498 --> 00:09:15,667 ANY BOND WITH CHARLEY IS GOING TO BE WEIRD. 180 00:09:16,610 --> 00:09:19,051 - BUT HE'S SPENDING ALL HIS TIME WITH CHARLEY. 181 00:09:19,102 --> 00:09:20,635 TALKING ABOUT ART. 182 00:09:20,983 --> 00:09:23,685 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JEALOUS. I MEAN, AFTER ALL, 183 00:09:23,725 --> 00:09:26,652 YOU CAN'T EXPECT PATRICK TO SPEND ALL HIS TIME WITH YOU. 184 00:09:26,687 --> 00:09:27,953 - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE... 185 00:09:27,989 --> 00:09:29,688 YOU'LL GET ON EACH OTHERS NERVES. 186 00:09:29,724 --> 00:09:33,181 - BUT BEFORE I MET PATRICK I SPENT ALL MY TIME WITH YOU 187 00:09:33,221 --> 00:09:35,538 AND WE DIDN'T GET ON EACH OTHER'S NERVES. 188 00:09:39,127 --> 00:09:42,590 I MEAN, I CAN UNDERSTAND HIM NEEDING A LITTLE FRIEND... 189 00:09:42,636 --> 00:09:44,111 BUT CHARLEY? 190 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,305 - HONEY, HONEY, HONEY, LISTEN TO ME... 191 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:47,973 PATRICK IS HIS OWN MAN. 192 00:09:48,009 --> 00:09:49,657 THE MORE YOU TRY TO CONTROL HIM, 193 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:52,681 THE FASTER YOU'RE GONNA DRIVE HIM RIGHT INTO CHARLEY'S ARMS. 194 00:09:56,851 --> 00:09:59,397 WHY DON'T YOU JUST KIND OF GO WITH THE FLOW A LITTLE? 195 00:09:59,437 --> 00:10:00,965 GET IN THERE, JOIN IN. 196 00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:03,088 - FOR MY MONEY, WHEN IT CAME TO COLORS, 197 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:05,324 THE RENAISSANCE PAINTERS WERE A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN! 198 00:10:05,359 --> 00:10:06,392 - TRUE, VERY TRUE. 199 00:10:06,427 --> 00:10:08,137 - PATRICK, CHARLEY... 200 00:10:08,405 --> 00:10:10,229 WOULD YOU MIND IF I JOINED YOU? 201 00:10:10,264 --> 00:10:12,296 - THAT'D BE GREAT! - YEAH, I GUESS SO. 202 00:10:13,634 --> 00:10:14,676 AS I WAS SAYING, 203 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,914 THOSE RENAISSANCE GUYS WERE INCREDIBLE. 204 00:10:16,942 --> 00:10:19,165 I MEAN, NOBODY ELSE EVEN CAME CLOSE 205 00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:21,836 TO CAPTURING THE SUBTLE GLOW OF VIRGIN HOOTERS. 206 00:10:31,819 --> 00:10:34,720 - LAVERNE, I TRIED CALLING YOU ALL DAY SUNDAY. 207 00:10:34,755 --> 00:10:36,240 HOW WAS YOUR DATE? 208 00:10:36,285 --> 00:10:37,843 - WELL, DIDN'T BARBARA TELL YA? 209 00:10:38,575 --> 00:10:40,405 - SHE HASN'T COME HOME YET. 210 00:10:42,151 --> 00:10:44,229 - DOCTOR, I AM NEVER GOIN' ON ANOTHER BLIND DATE 211 00:10:44,265 --> 00:10:45,364 AS LONG AS I LIVE. 212 00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:47,633 - OH... YOU HAD A PRETTY BAD TIME? 213 00:10:47,668 --> 00:10:50,321 - HELL, NO! I HAD A GREAT TIME! 214 00:10:50,604 --> 00:10:52,855 - OH HO HO! - I MEAN IT IN THE MOST 215 00:10:52,894 --> 00:10:55,356 MORALLY UPRIGHT WAY, DR. TRASHBRAIN. 216 00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:57,876 - WAIT A MINUTE, YOU JUST SAID-- 217 00:10:57,912 --> 00:10:59,685 - THE REASON I AM NEVER GOIN' ON ANOTHER DATE 218 00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:01,644 IS BECAUSE THERE'S NO NEED TO NOW. 219 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,532 I'M OFF THE MARKET. 220 00:11:07,078 --> 00:11:08,941 I HAVE FOUND ME MY MAN. 221 00:11:08,962 --> 00:11:12,399 THE NEW IMPROVED LOVE OF MY LIFE. 222 00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:16,237 - THE CORONER'S ASSISTANT? 223 00:11:17,088 --> 00:11:19,306 - TILL DEATH DO US PART. 224 00:11:24,647 --> 00:11:26,497 MAYBE NOT EVEN THEN! 225 00:11:34,147 --> 00:11:35,863 - LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... 226 00:11:36,358 --> 00:11:39,059 BARBARA'S FRIEND GIBBY, THE CORONER'S ASSISTANT 227 00:11:39,094 --> 00:11:42,086 WHO YOU MET FOR THE FIRST TIME SATURDAY NIGHT 228 00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:44,100 IS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE? 229 00:11:45,656 --> 00:11:49,681 - YEP...AND, DOCTOR, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GOOD IT FEELS 230 00:11:49,716 --> 00:11:52,081 TO BE OUT OF THE DATING GAME. 231 00:11:53,286 --> 00:11:55,210 - YOU WERE NEVER EVEN IN IT! 232 00:11:55,522 --> 00:11:57,355 LAVERNE, LISTEN, YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN! 233 00:11:57,390 --> 00:12:00,825 LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU, THESE REBOUND ROMANCES ARE VERY RISKY. 234 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:03,161 - DON'T INSULT ME. THIS IS NOT A REBOUND ROMANCE. 235 00:12:03,213 --> 00:12:04,545 IT'S TRUE LOVE. 236 00:12:04,597 --> 00:12:07,064 - TRUE LOVE? WHAT DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY? 237 00:12:07,099 --> 00:12:08,365 - WELL, I KNOW HE'S A GENTLEMAN 238 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,934 WHO SPENT ALL EVENIN' OPENIN' UP DOORS FOR ME. 239 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:13,103 - OKAY, SO HE'S POLITE! WHAT ELSE? 240 00:12:13,139 --> 00:12:15,038 - WELL, I KNOW WE BOTH HATE GREEN BEANS 241 00:12:15,074 --> 00:12:18,155 AND OUR FAVORITE MOVIE IS ERNEST GOES TO CAMP. 242 00:12:22,047 --> 00:12:24,005 - LAVERNE, YOU COULD HAVE ALL THOSE THINGS IN COMMON 243 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,675 WITH PRACTICALLY ANYBODY! 244 00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:28,475 WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ERNEST GOES TO CAMP. 245 00:12:29,188 --> 00:12:31,989 - OH, YEAH? WELL, GIBBY'S FATHER AND MY DADDY 246 00:12:32,024 --> 00:12:34,324 HAVE THE EXACT SAME BIRTHDAY, NOW WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT? 247 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,927 - IT'S AN INTERESTING COINCIDENCE. 248 00:12:36,962 --> 00:12:39,887 - OH...I GET IT. 249 00:12:40,132 --> 00:12:41,532 YOU'RE GONNA MISS HAVIN' ME 250 00:12:41,567 --> 00:12:43,634 HANGIN' AROUND YOUR HOUSE ALL THE TIME, AREN'T YA? 251 00:12:44,278 --> 00:12:45,919 - NO! 252 00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:49,173 I MEAN, I MEAN, I MEAN, THAT'S NOT IT. 253 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,741 - SURE IT'S NOT. 254 00:12:50,776 --> 00:12:53,336 - WELL, IT'S--IT'S NOT. - DOCTOR... 255 00:12:53,712 --> 00:12:54,912 - IT'S NOT! 256 00:12:54,947 --> 00:12:56,413 - DOCTOR, YOU KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT 257 00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:58,575 ABOUT GIVIN' LOVE ANOTHER CHANCE, AND WELL, 258 00:12:58,622 --> 00:13:00,964 YOU KNOW HOW I HATE MUSHY STUFF, BUT 259 00:13:01,487 --> 00:13:02,731 THANKS. 260 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,706 - IT'S NOT! 261 00:13:20,296 --> 00:13:21,877 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, CHARLEY? 262 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:24,302 - MAKES ME SAD. 263 00:13:24,443 --> 00:13:26,159 - EXACTLY. SAD. 264 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:29,081 - WELL, IT'S MORE THAN SAD, IT'S MOROSE. 265 00:13:30,114 --> 00:13:32,748 IT'S BLEAK, IT'S DESPAIRING. 266 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,110 IT'S SUICIDAL. 267 00:13:34,437 --> 00:13:36,849 - I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR. 268 00:13:38,578 --> 00:13:41,245 - MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME I'M TALKING ABOUT. 269 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,280 NO, I WILL NOT RUN SCREAMING FROM THE GALLERY. 270 00:13:43,316 --> 00:13:46,450 I WILL PUT UP WITH CHARLEY FOR THE SAKE OF MY RELATIONSHIP. 271 00:13:46,713 --> 00:13:48,953 - THANKS FOR YOUR INSIGHTS, MR. DIETZ. 272 00:13:48,988 --> 00:13:50,921 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER MET ANYONE 273 00:13:50,957 --> 00:13:54,792 WITH SUCH AN INSTINCTUAL GRASP OF THE ARTIST'S INTENTIONS. 274 00:13:54,936 --> 00:13:58,185 - I MAY NOT KNOW MUCH, BUT I KNOW SOME. 275 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,033 - WHO WAS THAT CRACKPOT? 276 00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,383 - THE ARTIST. 277 00:14:03,411 --> 00:14:04,663 - FIGURES. 278 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,575 - HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? GET REAL! 279 00:14:06,622 --> 00:14:08,172 THIS PIECE IS BRILLIANT. 280 00:14:08,207 --> 00:14:11,773 - THIS? THIS LOOKS LIKE A FIFTEENTH-CENTURY PIZZA CUTTER. 281 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,311 - YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION-- 282 00:14:14,347 --> 00:14:16,180 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM ENTITLED TO MY OPINION, 283 00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:18,303 AND IN MY OPINION, THIS STINKS. 284 00:14:18,785 --> 00:14:20,885 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? BACK ME UP HERE, CHARLEY. 285 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:22,720 - I'M WITH CAROL. IT STINKS. 286 00:14:22,755 --> 00:14:24,893 - SEE? WHAT? 287 00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:26,891 - YOU JUST TOLD THE ARTIST 288 00:14:26,926 --> 00:14:28,826 IT STIRRED POWERFUL FEELINGS IN YOU. 289 00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:33,230 - YEAH...STINKY FEELINGS. I HATE IT. 290 00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:36,767 - YOU' CRAZY! IT'S DYNAMIC. IT'S CUTTING-EDGE. IT'S-- 291 00:14:36,803 --> 00:14:39,545 - IT'S A BIG, SMELLY THING. PEE-EW! 292 00:14:40,773 --> 00:14:45,009 WELL, I SUPPOSE THE SPRINKLER MAN IS ENTITLED TO HIS OPINION. 293 00:14:45,044 --> 00:14:46,944 - HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' A SPRINKLER MAN? 294 00:14:46,979 --> 00:14:48,813 - ANY GUY WHO MAKES HIS LIVING 295 00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:51,456 HOOKING UP PIPES TO WATER PEOPLE'S LAWNS. 296 00:14:51,918 --> 00:14:53,247 - THAT'S IT. CAROL, 297 00:14:53,276 --> 00:14:54,770 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PUT UP WITH THIS IDIOT. 298 00:14:54,807 --> 00:14:56,017 - ME? 299 00:14:56,754 --> 00:14:58,193 - PFF... 300 00:14:58,869 --> 00:15:00,231 I'M BORED. 301 00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:02,841 LET'S GO TO 7-ELEVEN AND TOUCH ALL THE HOT DOGS. 302 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,562 - HEY, BARBARA! - SSH! 303 00:15:13,339 --> 00:15:14,811 WHERE'S LAVERNE? 304 00:15:15,104 --> 00:15:16,741 - SHE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 305 00:15:16,776 --> 00:15:17,975 WHY ARE WE WHISPERING? 306 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:19,977 - DADDY, YOU KNOW THAT GUY I FIXED HER UP WITH? 307 00:15:20,012 --> 00:15:22,847 - GIBBY? SHE HASN'T TALKED ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE ALL DAY. 308 00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:25,049 SOUNDS LIKE YOU DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF MATCHMAKING. 309 00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:27,950 - YEAH, WELL... DADDY, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. 310 00:15:31,153 --> 00:15:32,189 - I AM? 311 00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:35,559 - YES! I HEARD SOME THINGS ABOUT GIBBY TODAY AT WORK. 312 00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:38,763 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE TO TELL LAVERNE. 313 00:15:38,798 --> 00:15:40,893 - WHY? WHY ME? 314 00:15:41,634 --> 00:15:44,061 - BECAUSE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 315 00:15:44,814 --> 00:15:48,105 I ONLY SET HER UP SO YOU'D QUIT GIVING ME THOSE LOOKS. 316 00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:53,377 - SO THIS GIBBY HAS A FEW FLAWS. 317 00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:57,281 I CAN WORK AROUND IMPERFECTION. YOU'RE A-LIVIN' PROOF OF THAT. 318 00:15:59,857 --> 00:16:02,853 - LAVERNE, HE HAS THREE CHILDREN, MAYBE FOUR. 319 00:16:02,889 --> 00:16:05,496 - SO HE LIKES KIDS. THAT'S GOOD. 320 00:16:05,725 --> 00:16:07,625 - HE'S NEVER MARRIED THE CHILDREN'S MOTHER. 321 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:10,784 - HOW DO YOU KNOW HE DIDN'T ASK TO MARRY HER AND SHE REFUSED? 322 00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:14,468 - LAVERNE, I THINK HE STILL MAY BE INVOLVED WITH THE WOMAN. 323 00:16:14,587 --> 00:16:17,221 - WELL, OBVIOUSLY NOT ENOUGH TO MARRY HER. 324 00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:20,671 - LAVERNE! WHAT DO YOU-- - DON'T LAVERNE ME! 325 00:16:20,706 --> 00:16:22,873 I'M GONNA HOLD ON TO MY MAN THIS TIME 326 00:16:22,909 --> 00:16:26,017 EVEN IF IT MEANS MAKIN' A FEW COMPROMISES. 327 00:16:26,412 --> 00:16:28,112 - BUT HE'S NOT YOUR MAN! 328 00:16:28,147 --> 00:16:30,915 YOU HARDLY EVEN KNOW HIM! LAVERNE, DON'T YOU SEE? 329 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:33,951 YOU'RE TALKING YOURSELF INTO THE FIRST GUY WHO CAME ALONG. 330 00:16:35,223 --> 00:16:37,431 - DOCTOR, WHEN YOU'RE A DROWNIN' WOMAN, 331 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,896 YOU DON'T PASS UP A YELLOW LIFE RAFT 332 00:16:39,924 --> 00:16:42,357 BECAUSE YOU'D PREFER A RED ONE. 333 00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:47,631 - WELL, I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. 334 00:16:47,663 --> 00:16:48,963 - THE ONLY MISTAKE I MADE 335 00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:51,102 WAS LETTIN' MY EMPLOYER IN ON MY PERSONAL LIFE. 336 00:16:51,124 --> 00:16:52,223 - OH, LAVERNE, LOOK... 337 00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:54,678 OKAY, LOOK, I'M SORRY... - WELL, SO AM I. 338 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,707 BUT FROM NOW ON IF YOU WANNA STAY UP TILL ALL HOURS 339 00:16:56,742 --> 00:16:59,366 A-PLAYIN' PINOCHLE, YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT WITHOUT ME. 340 00:17:04,115 --> 00:17:05,725 - I'M GONNA HOLD YOU TO THAT! 341 00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:16,384 - SEE, I KNEW YOU'D PICK A FUN PLACE. 342 00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:18,207 WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 343 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,013 NO MATTER WHAT SOME PEOPLE SAY. 344 00:17:20,064 --> 00:17:22,033 - I'M GLAD YOU CALLED, LAVERNE. 345 00:17:22,087 --> 00:17:23,946 I NEEDED TO UNWIND TONIGHT. 346 00:17:23,987 --> 00:17:26,946 THINGS HAVE REALLY BEEN PILING UP AT THE MORGUE. 347 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:31,569 - YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT BUS WRECK. SORRY. 348 00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:34,869 - DON'T BE. I NEEDED THE OVERTIME. 349 00:17:36,153 --> 00:17:37,746 - OH, YOU! 350 00:17:37,944 --> 00:17:40,285 - HEY, MAYBE AFTER DINNER WE CAN GO OUT DANCING, 351 00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:43,489 AND THEN I KNOW A GREAT AFTER-HOURS CLUB. 352 00:17:43,623 --> 00:17:45,540 - AFTER-HOURS CLUB? 353 00:17:45,572 --> 00:17:48,917 - OR MAYBE YOU'D RATHER GO TO ONE OF THOSE KICKER BARS... 354 00:17:48,945 --> 00:17:53,069 [imitating Southern accent] YOUR CHEATIN' HEART 355 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,038 GEEZ. 356 00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:59,131 - YEAH, I GUESS THEY DO KINDA SOUND LIKE THAT SOMETIMES. 357 00:17:59,156 --> 00:18:00,732 LISTEN GIBBY... 358 00:18:01,008 --> 00:18:02,468 I DON'T MEAN TO PRY, 359 00:18:02,508 --> 00:18:05,070 BUT I HEARD SOME UGLY GOSSIP ABOUT YOU. 360 00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:07,610 - THEN IT MUST BE TRUE. [laughing] 361 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:12,147 - I HEARD THAT YOU WAS THE FATHER OF THREE OR FOUR YOUNG'UNS. 362 00:18:12,187 --> 00:18:13,885 - THAT'S A LIE. - OH, I KNEW IT! 363 00:18:13,913 --> 00:18:17,018 - THERE'S JUST TWO... THAT I KNOW ABOUT ANYWAY. 364 00:18:18,205 --> 00:18:19,465 - I SEE. 365 00:18:20,189 --> 00:18:21,888 WELL, THAT WOULDN'T BE MY FIRST CHOICE, 366 00:18:21,924 --> 00:18:23,624 BUT HEY, I CAN COMPROMISE. 367 00:18:23,659 --> 00:18:25,865 "JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED." 368 00:18:26,929 --> 00:18:29,541 SO ARE YOU STILL SLEEPIN' WITH THAT SLUT OR WHAT? 369 00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:36,095 SORRY. 370 00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:39,999 - LAVERNE... YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO JEALOUS. 371 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,169 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 372 00:18:42,407 --> 00:18:43,673 I'LL CHANGE. 373 00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:46,420 - I MEAN, DONNA'S THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN 374 00:18:46,452 --> 00:18:48,585 AND YOU AND ME, WE HARDLY KNOW EACH OTHER. 375 00:18:48,624 --> 00:18:50,891 - I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SAYIN' THAT! 376 00:18:50,926 --> 00:18:52,726 WE DO TOO! WE KNOW EACH OTHER JUST FINE! 377 00:18:52,761 --> 00:18:53,860 WE'RE SOUL MATES! 378 00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:55,251 LAVERNE AND... 379 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,903 FELLA. - HUH? 380 00:19:00,091 --> 00:19:01,806 - YOUR NAME, IT JUST POPPED RIGHT OUTTA MY HEAD. 381 00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:03,170 BUT HOLD ON IT'LL COME BACK. 382 00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:05,503 - UH, GIBBY. - NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 383 00:19:07,442 --> 00:19:09,810 - LAVERNE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 384 00:19:09,845 --> 00:19:11,014 - GIBBY... 385 00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:13,380 THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK OUT. 386 00:19:13,415 --> 00:19:14,648 - BECAUSE I HAVE KIDS? 387 00:19:14,683 --> 00:19:16,454 HEY, CONSIDER 'EM GONE. 388 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:20,052 - I JUST REALIZED... 389 00:19:20,872 --> 00:19:24,424 YOU AIN'T NO RED LIFE RAFT. - HUH? 390 00:19:24,637 --> 00:19:26,293 - HELL, YOU AIN'T EVEN A YELLOW LIFE RAFT. 391 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,966 YOU'RE JUST SOME OL' STYROFOAM KICKBOARD THE DOG CHEWED UP. 392 00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:41,241 - I'M GLAD WE TOLD CHARLEY WE WERE BUSY TONIGHT. 393 00:19:41,276 --> 00:19:42,612 - ME TOO. 394 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:46,137 - AND I'M REALLY SORRY IF YOU FEEL THAT I INSULTED YOUR WORK. 395 00:19:46,162 --> 00:19:48,453 - DON'T BE. I ASKED FOR YOUR HONEST OPINION. 396 00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:49,859 AND I GOT IT. 397 00:19:49,951 --> 00:19:51,384 - YOU KNOW, PATRICK. 398 00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:54,688 A LOVE AS SPECIAL AS OURS CAN SURVIVE ANYTHING. 399 00:19:54,723 --> 00:19:56,323 EVEN HONESTY. 400 00:19:56,358 --> 00:19:58,204 NOW...TASTE THIS. 401 00:19:59,995 --> 00:20:01,757 I MADE IT FOR YOU SPECIAL. 402 00:20:01,964 --> 00:20:03,469 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 403 00:20:03,665 --> 00:20:05,324 HONESTLY? 404 00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:07,133 - HONESTLY? 405 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,573 I HATE IT. 406 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,573 - FINE. I'LL GIVE IT TO CHARLEY. 407 00:20:13,609 --> 00:20:16,252 HE MAY NOT KNOW MUCH, BUT HE KNOWS SOME. 408 00:20:19,615 --> 00:20:21,348 - COME ON, DREYF. 409 00:20:21,383 --> 00:20:23,886 TONIGHT WE GO TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR. 410 00:20:23,938 --> 00:20:25,237 [doorbell ringing] 411 00:20:25,273 --> 00:20:26,642 OR NOT. 412 00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:32,446 - HOW 'BOUT A QUICK ROUND OF PARCHEESI? 413 00:20:33,821 --> 00:20:35,539 - WHERE'S GIBBY? - WHO? 414 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,687 - COME ON IN. 415 00:20:37,802 --> 00:20:39,135 - DOCTOR, 416 00:20:39,212 --> 00:20:43,102 REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT GIBBY BEIN' MY TRUE LOVE? 417 00:20:44,468 --> 00:20:46,049 WELL, I WAS WRONG. 418 00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:47,909 - I KNOW. 419 00:20:48,472 --> 00:20:51,806 - AND REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT NEVER DATIN' AGAIN? 420 00:20:51,842 --> 00:20:52,907 WELL, I WAS RIGHT. 421 00:20:52,943 --> 00:20:54,209 I AM NEVER DATIN' AGAIN. 422 00:20:54,244 --> 00:20:57,254 FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN CALL ME "THE SPINSTER TODD." 423 00:20:57,981 --> 00:21:00,482 - LAVERNE, YOU'RE NOT A SPINSTER. 424 00:21:00,517 --> 00:21:03,588 - WELL, I AIN'T A VERY GAY DIVORCEE. 425 00:21:05,288 --> 00:21:07,355 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW... 426 00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:12,369 - GOD, I FEEL SO STUPID GOIN' OFF THE DEEP END LIKE THAT. 427 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,409 BUT DOCTOR... 428 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,899 HOW DO YOU DATE? 429 00:21:17,934 --> 00:21:19,200 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 430 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,768 - WELL, I MEAN... 431 00:21:21,371 --> 00:21:24,457 WHEN I MET NICK, I WASN'T BUT 15 YEAR OLD. 432 00:21:24,503 --> 00:21:28,185 UP TILL THEN, I DIDN'T HAVE TOO MUCH INTEREST IN BOYS, AND THEN 433 00:21:28,779 --> 00:21:31,513 WELL, NICK AND I WAS IN LOVE, AND THEN WE WAS ENGAGED. 434 00:21:31,548 --> 00:21:33,549 AND THEN WE WAS MARRIED, AND THEN... 435 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:37,158 WELL, THE REST IS A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD, BUT MY POINT IS 436 00:21:37,687 --> 00:21:40,851 I KNOW HOW TO BE IN LOVE, AND I KNOW HOW TO BE MARRIED, 437 00:21:41,156 --> 00:21:42,994 BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GO OUT WITH SOMEONE 438 00:21:43,026 --> 00:21:45,062 AND JUST NOT CARE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. 439 00:21:46,802 --> 00:21:50,003 - YOU'LL LEARN. OH, LAVERNE... 440 00:21:50,045 --> 00:21:53,647 LISTEN, MAYBE...MAYBE YOU SHOULD PRACTICE ON SOMEBODY 441 00:21:53,682 --> 00:21:56,483 WHO IS SO TOTALLY WRONG FOR YOU 442 00:21:56,518 --> 00:22:00,179 THAT THERE ISN'T A CHANCE IN THE WORLD THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR HIM. 443 00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:04,458 - HOW AM I GON' FIND SOMEONE WORSE THAN GIBBY? 444 00:22:04,493 --> 00:22:06,117 - HEY, GUYS! 445 00:22:16,932 --> 00:22:20,068 - I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE OTHERS WENT UP TO SLEEP. 446 00:22:20,514 --> 00:22:21,894 WELL. 447 00:22:23,721 --> 00:22:25,905 OKAY...YOUR TURN... 448 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,945 YOU AIN'T VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU? 449 00:22:34,095 --> 00:22:35,954 YOU'RE GETTIN' BETTER! HEY! HEY! 450 00:22:36,002 --> 00:22:38,577 68, 69, 70, 71, OKAY. 451 00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:41,867 GO AHEAD. COME ON. 452 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,435 SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO. 453 00:22:43,471 --> 00:22:45,204 COME ON. COME ON, ONE TIME. COME ON. 454 00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:46,338 COME ON. 455 00:22:49,230 --> 00:22:52,097 OH, YOU TOO? 456 00:22:53,691 --> 00:22:55,230 WAY OFF BOOT. 457 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:59,830 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33483

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