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Don't touch that phone!
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Hello?
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Could you keep the line clear?
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I'm waiting for
an important call.
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Both: What's his name?
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Ian paine Whitney.
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He seems perfect.
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He's cultured,
he's well educated,
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and he's descended
from the house of windsor.
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That's a coincidence.
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Your last date was a cashier
from the house of pancakes.
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Carol, who was that
on the phone?
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Oh, right. Your service.
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Something about
an urgent house call.
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Carol!
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Now daddy, don't blame Carol.
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Kids get sick all the time.
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How often does Carol get a date?
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Life goes on and so do we
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Just how we do it
is no mystery
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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Hard to find
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that's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
for anything you need
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Anything you need
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rain or shine,
I'll be the one
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To share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
as life goes on
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Coming.
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I'll be right there.
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Hi, Louise polsky?
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- Yeah.
- I'm doctor Harry Weston.
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You left a message
on my service.
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You have an emergency, right?
Well, where is the child?
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- He's in the other room.
- Shall I go in there?
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Or do you want to
bring him out here?
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Oh, uh, I don't think either one
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would be a good idea.
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- Why?
- Well, Billy's very shy.
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Oh, it's all right.
No, I'm used to that.
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Why don't we discuss
his symptoms?
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Come with me.
He'll be in the other room,
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and he'll be getting accustomed
to the sound of your voice.
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Then he'll come out,
and who knows?
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He might even
call you uncle Harry.
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- Yeah.
- Look, I...
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look, Jimmy's leg keeps
falling asleep on him.
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It just keeps going
numb, numb, numb.
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See, I thought you said
his name was Billy.
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Oh, I call him Jimmy for short.
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Mrs. polsky, is there a child
in that other room?
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Is there a child in
that other room?
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Oh, god, that's so funny.
That's really funny.
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Billy? Are you still in here?
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Yes, mommy.
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And I can't come out
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because I'm way too shy,
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and my leg is numb.
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Well, I bet I know
what you're thinking now.
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Why does Billy
live in the closet?
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Look, I don't understand.
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If your leg's bothering you,
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why did you call a pediatrician?
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See, my good friend,
rhoda wasserman,
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she just said that you're one
of the best doctors in Miami,
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that you're one of the few
doctors who still care.
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Yes. Yes,
I take care of her son.
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I would do anything for rhoda.
So you'll help me?
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No.
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I really am sorry.
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I've just been going through
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a very painful breakup
of a relationship.
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I mean, I've been too depressed
to get off the couch.
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Do you know that I've been
sitting here for days?
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Mrs. polsky, I don't think
there's anything wrong
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with your leg
other than the fact
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you've been sitting on it
for days.
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Really?
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Now, I tell you what,
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look, just to be
on the safe side,
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I'll give you the name
of a good orthopedist.
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I'll write his name
on the back of my card.
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Oh, does he make house calls?
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- No, he does not.
- Oh.
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What if Billy were to
slip a disc?
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Good-bye, Mrs. polsky.
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See you later... Billy.
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The restaurant is lovely.
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Graced by the presence
of your beauty,
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it becomes all the more lovely.
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Oh, Ian.
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If I'm dreaming,
please don't wake me up.
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Nor you I, my dear.
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Whew!
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I hope you're free this week.
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I'd like to see
as much of you as possible.
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Well, I am scheduled
to give blood at the red cross
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but, pooh, I'll cancel.
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- Ah, dessert.
- Ooh.
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It all looks so yummy.
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I'd have the chocolate mousse,
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but I'm a strict vegetarian.
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Oh, Carol.
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What a lovely sense of humor...
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"but I'm a strict vegetarian."
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I'm flattered, but really,
it wasn't all that funny.
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Oh, yes, it is.
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Laverne, have I changed?
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That's between you
and your under-wear.
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No, I mean, this morning...
This morning, I met this woman
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who had just broken up
from a relationship,
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and she was
lonely and desperate,
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reaching out
and trying to make contact.
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You know what I did? Nothing.
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I mean, what's happened to me?
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I always believed
you can make a difference
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in another person's life.
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Well if you ask me,
you did exactly the right thing.
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People don't learn a dang thing,
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unless they do it on their own.
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Well, Laverne, I disagree.
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There ar...
- hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I just came
to see that orthopedist
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that you told me about.
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What are you doing here?
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What is it, like,
a golf related injury?
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No... no... no... no... no. I...
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I wrote doctor Pinkman's name
on the back of my card.
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I think you made a mistake.
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- See?
- Oh.
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Oh!
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Pardon me, but, uh...
Are you real?
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Excuse me. Laverne, that's rude.
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No, that's okay.
I get that a lot.
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Listen, Mrs. polsky, Louise.
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Actually, I am so glad
that you're here.
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Look, I know what it's like
to suddenly find yourself alone.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The best thing you can do
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is get out of that
apartment of yours,
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and get back in the world.
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Tell you what, I was thinking
about taking in a movie tonight.
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Why don't you join me?
As friends, of course.
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Me? Really?
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Pick you up at 6:00?
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Could you make it 5:00?
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Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
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Oh, god. Okay.
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I'll see you later. Bye. Bye.
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Well, you have
a good heart, doctor.
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Thank you, Laverne.
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Too bad it stopped
pumpin' blood to your brain.
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- Mm.
- Mmm!
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This is really nice.
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I just... I just can't believe
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that you've gone
to all this trouble.
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Oh, come on, it's no trouble.
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Louise, it's all right.
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It's really tough for people
to adjust to being on their own.
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Oh, it is.
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It really is.
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You and he must've been
together quite a long time.
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Please, that's too
painful talk about.
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It just... it hits me
like little needles.
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Oh! Uh!
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Uh, good!
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Yeah... Yeah, huh.
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Ooh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Here. Here. Here. Let me get it.
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Let me help you with that.
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- Here we go.
- Oh.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Actually quite simple, huh?
- Thank you.
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Okay.
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Mm.
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No... no... no... no. Give me.
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Here, let me help you.
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Let me... let me do this.
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Okay. Here we go.
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I never thought I'd be
so happy to hear that sound.
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Oh, listen, I know what this is,
and I really have to go.
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Um, I hope, you know, that
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I've been
of some small help to you.
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And, uh, good luck to you.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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You've been very kind.
It's okay.
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- Um, Harry?
- Mm-hmm?
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Oh, good morning, Saint Harry.
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Woo! That halo o' yourn
is a-blindin' me.
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Laverne, I'm not a Saint,
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but I am a better person
by helping Louise.
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It wasn't easy,
but I did my part.
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I helped her out.
Now it's over with.
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Okey-dokey.
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Then it's time for work,
room one.
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Fine.
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What!
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Look, I'm really sorry
to bother you,
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but I just know so little
about this stuff.
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Is this the right bulb
for a track light?
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, it is.
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You seem to know a lot
about this stuff.
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You know, I was wondering,
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could you just stop by tonight
and put it in for me?
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See, it's up real high,
and I just can't reach it.
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Don't you have a ladder?
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Uh... Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Sure I do.
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Good idea.
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Okay. Well then,
good luck to you.
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Oh, thank you.
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You know,
you've really been kind.
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Um, just one more question.
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Okay?
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That ladder, uh,
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do I need to open it?
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I guess this is the sort
of thing he used to do.
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Oh, no, please.
Please, too painful.
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The needles.
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Oh! No, I can...
No, I guess I can drop by.
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- Ow!
- Oh!
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I mean, tonight I could.
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- Really?
- I'm sure. Tonight.
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It's on my way.
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Thank you so much.
Thank you, doctor.
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Thank you.
I'll be seeing you later.
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- Bye-bye.
- All right. Thanks.
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Now, what... what...
What were you sayin'
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about helpin' her out,
and it bein' over with?
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Big deal, Laverne.
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She wants me to change
a light bulb for her.
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If you want to be
a good samaritan,
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it's not always
just a one-time thing.
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Kind of like bein' an idiot.
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- Big date with Ian, huh?
- I guess.
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Now, Carol, what's wrong?
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You said this guy was perfect.
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He is perfect.
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Except for this one tiny thing.
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This one tiny, horrible,
I could swallow cyanide thing.
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What?
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Is he small?
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No.
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What else could it possibly be?
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You'll see.
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Carol darling.
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You look absolutely ravishing.
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Ian, I'd like you to meet
my sister, Barbara.
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Pleasure to make
your acquaintance, Barbara.
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Ditto.
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These are for you.
260
00:13:37,685 --> 00:13:40,019
- Oh.
- Were these diamonds,
261
00:13:40,099 --> 00:13:43,055
they still would not be
as precious as you.
262
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:48,027
Excuse us for a minute.
263
00:13:48,096 --> 00:13:49,595
I don't care
how small that guy is,
264
00:13:49,607 --> 00:13:51,049
he's perfect.
265
00:13:55,436 --> 00:13:57,837
Tell him a joke.
266
00:13:57,906 --> 00:13:59,272
- What?
- Just do it.
267
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,901
You'll see. Come on.
268
00:14:05,747 --> 00:14:07,446
So, Ian.
269
00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:09,360
You hear what happened
down at the police station?
270
00:14:09,384 --> 00:14:10,850
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah,
271
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:12,451
guy broke in,
stole all the toilets.
272
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,954
Oh, how unfortunate.
273
00:14:15,618 --> 00:14:18,921
Police don't have
a thing to go on.
274
00:14:33,474 --> 00:14:36,642
It took me a second to get it,
but it's a pip!
275
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:43,680
Excuse me, I'm just going to
go put these in water.
276
00:14:45,653 --> 00:14:47,253
Barbara, what am I going to do?
277
00:14:47,309 --> 00:14:50,350
The man of my dreams laughs
like a donkey.
278
00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:54,961
Maybe it's not
as bad as I think.
279
00:14:55,002 --> 00:14:57,867
Hey, neat,
where ya hiding the burro?
280
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:07,827
Boy, the way you
screw in that bulb.
281
00:15:09,644 --> 00:15:12,578
Are you sure
you're not an electrician?
282
00:15:12,647 --> 00:15:14,313
Well, that's it.
You're all done.
283
00:15:14,382 --> 00:15:16,148
Oh, god. Okay.
284
00:15:16,159 --> 00:15:19,170
Fast test. Okay?
285
00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:24,523
Great. This is great.
286
00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:25,992
This is perfect.
287
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:31,160
Except, well, you know,
it's pointed completely wrong.
288
00:15:31,399 --> 00:15:34,667
Look, maybe I moved
the focus by accident.
289
00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:35,813
No, don't worry about it.
290
00:15:35,837 --> 00:15:37,077
No. Come on. Come on. Come on.
291
00:15:37,138 --> 00:15:38,070
It's a very quick adjustment.
292
00:15:38,139 --> 00:15:39,572
Oh, okay. Well, you do that,
293
00:15:39,641 --> 00:15:42,575
and I'll let you know
when it's right, okay?
294
00:15:42,644 --> 00:15:45,011
Okay. Go!
295
00:15:45,079 --> 00:15:46,579
Left.
296
00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:47,980
Left.
297
00:15:48,049 --> 00:15:49,682
Left.
298
00:15:49,721 --> 00:15:51,213
Left.
299
00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:53,076
Left.
300
00:15:53,354 --> 00:15:54,920
Right.
301
00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:56,522
Right.
302
00:15:56,591 --> 00:15:58,024
Right.
303
00:15:58,126 --> 00:15:59,725
Right.
304
00:15:59,794 --> 00:16:01,627
Right.
305
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,612
This is perfect.
306
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,167
That's exactly where
we started out, Louise.
307
00:16:08,236 --> 00:16:09,335
Oh.
308
00:16:09,404 --> 00:16:11,084
Left.
309
00:16:11,343 --> 00:16:12,538
- Left.
- No, Louise. Louise.
310
00:16:12,607 --> 00:16:14,173
Louise. Come. Louise, here.
311
00:16:14,242 --> 00:16:16,108
Come, Louise, here, now.
Here, come.
312
00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:17,777
Oh, there you go.
313
00:16:18,963 --> 00:16:22,814
We can just... Move the chair.
314
00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:27,463
- I just want to thank you.
- Well, good luck to you.
315
00:16:27,704 --> 00:16:30,055
You have really been kind.
316
00:16:30,194 --> 00:16:35,098
You know, it's so rare to find
a good samaritan like you.
317
00:16:35,155 --> 00:16:39,158
And you have such strong hands.
318
00:16:39,169 --> 00:16:43,357
I mean, like a sculptor,
or an artist, or something.
319
00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:49,334
Tell me, have you ever
caulked a tub before?
320
00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:58,310
Whoa.
321
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:03,020
Late night screwin'
in that light bulb, huh?
322
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:06,090
You know, back in hickory,
we have ourselves a sayin'...
323
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:09,722
Those who help those
who won't help themselves
324
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,850
are stupid.
325
00:17:14,025 --> 00:17:16,798
Oh, hey Ms. wasserman.
Hello, Laverne. Hi, Harry.
326
00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:18,912
I thought I'd just drop off
Tommy's insurance form.
327
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:21,009
Oh, we were just talking about
a friend of yours.
328
00:17:21,025 --> 00:17:22,558
- Oh.
- Louise polsky.
329
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,827
What about her?
330
00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:27,630
Nothing. I just did
a few favors for her.
331
00:17:27,699 --> 00:17:30,099
Oh, god, you didn't?
332
00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:32,468
Why not? She's having
a terrible time
333
00:17:32,537 --> 00:17:34,051
getting over that relationship.
334
00:17:34,129 --> 00:17:37,339
What relationship?
This guy lasted two days.
335
00:17:41,045 --> 00:17:43,279
Two... two... two days?
I don't understand.
336
00:17:43,347 --> 00:17:45,514
This woman is a bottomless
pit of needs.
337
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:47,049
There is no end to them.
338
00:17:47,082 --> 00:17:51,263
And Harry, you can run,
but you can't hide.
339
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:57,444
Excuse me, kids,
I gotta see the doctor.
340
00:17:59,911 --> 00:18:00,943
Hi.
341
00:18:02,747 --> 00:18:04,146
Rhoda.
342
00:18:04,157 --> 00:18:07,095
I thought you moved to France.
343
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:20,095
- How's it going with Ian?
- Great.
344
00:18:20,164 --> 00:18:22,231
It's a long shot, I know,
but I planned a week
345
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,644
where it will be
next to impossible
346
00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:25,534
for him to laugh.
347
00:18:25,603 --> 00:18:27,803
Right now,
we're watching love story.
348
00:18:27,872 --> 00:18:31,440
Tomorrow, it's a Sylvia plath
poety reading.
349
00:18:31,509 --> 00:18:33,375
And then Friday,
the film documentary
350
00:18:33,444 --> 00:18:36,312
the sorrow and the pity.
351
00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:40,042
Six hours of Nazis,
Nazis, Nazis.
352
00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,052
Okay.
353
00:18:43,154 --> 00:18:45,688
Back to our movie.
354
00:18:45,756 --> 00:18:48,490
I hope you don't find
my selection too bleak.
355
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:51,897
Quite the contrary.
I have a deeply sensitive side.
356
00:18:53,064 --> 00:18:54,530
Oh.
357
00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:56,632
Oh, this is the part
where Ali McGraw's dying,
358
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:59,101
and Ryan O'Neal
climbs on the bed
359
00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:01,971
and lies down next to her.
360
00:19:02,039 --> 00:19:04,273
Oh, Ian, this is so sad.
361
00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:07,712
I know, dear.
It touches me, too.
362
00:19:11,789 --> 00:19:15,491
363
00:19:33,654 --> 00:19:36,589
This is so nice.
364
00:19:36,657 --> 00:19:39,058
I love oysters.
365
00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:41,196
Oh, Louise, I'm so glad
I could help you out a little,
366
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:42,551
but I'm afraid that's all.
367
00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:43,896
It'll have to come to an end now
368
00:19:43,907 --> 00:19:47,068
because I have such a very
full life of my own.
369
00:19:49,504 --> 00:19:52,104
- Could you?
- Oh, yeah. Sure. Sure. Sure.
370
00:19:52,173 --> 00:19:53,484
Well, you know,
what I want to say is,
371
00:19:53,508 --> 00:19:55,641
I think you'd be
a much happier person
372
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,276
if you were more independent,
373
00:19:57,345 --> 00:20:00,646
and your relationships
would last a whole lot longer,
374
00:20:00,815 --> 00:20:04,283
and you'd have all the friends
you could possibly want.
375
00:20:04,352 --> 00:20:05,718
- Really?
- Yeah.
376
00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:08,477
Well, then maybe
I'll take your advice.
377
00:20:08,545 --> 00:20:11,213
You know, from now on, I am.
378
00:20:11,281 --> 00:20:14,316
I'm going to be
so much more independent.
379
00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:16,509
Harry, could you...?
380
00:20:18,856 --> 00:20:21,656
No. No. Louise, you can do that.
381
00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:24,993
After all, the only way
to get the Pearl
382
00:20:24,995 --> 00:20:26,628
is to open the oyster.
383
00:20:26,697 --> 00:20:29,064
But you just said I mean,
384
00:20:29,075 --> 00:20:32,322
Harry, it's so beautiful.
385
00:20:32,703 --> 00:20:34,967
Really, that was beautiful.
386
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:39,732
Now, look,
just pretend I'm not here.
387
00:20:42,446 --> 00:20:44,738
Madam? Madam?
388
00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:49,651
Would you mind putting down
your garlic toast
389
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,649
and coming over here?
390
00:20:52,477 --> 00:20:53,789
No... no... no... no.
391
00:20:53,857 --> 00:20:55,338
Stay. Stay. Stay.
392
00:20:56,971 --> 00:20:58,604
Louise.
393
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,892
Oh, god.
394
00:21:01,898 --> 00:21:03,645
Okay.
395
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,812
It worked.
396
00:21:11,686 --> 00:21:13,900
No Pearl.
397
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:19,168
Just oyster waste material.
398
00:21:20,261 --> 00:21:23,129
The real prize is not
what's inside the oyster,
399
00:21:23,197 --> 00:21:25,564
but what's inside you.
400
00:21:25,633 --> 00:21:28,401
Confidence.
Have faith in yourself.
401
00:21:28,469 --> 00:21:31,070
You're right, Harry.
402
00:21:31,139 --> 00:21:33,406
You really are right.
403
00:21:33,474 --> 00:21:35,808
You're a very wise man.
404
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:39,378
And you've really
helped me a lot.
405
00:21:39,447 --> 00:21:42,882
And I hope
to continue helping you
406
00:21:42,895 --> 00:21:46,461
by doing absolutely nothing.
407
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:50,409
For years and years to come.
408
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:54,560
Well, okay,
I've got to get going.
409
00:21:54,629 --> 00:21:55,561
Louise.
410
00:21:55,630 --> 00:21:57,496
This is for you.
411
00:21:57,565 --> 00:21:58,931
Take care, dear,
412
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:02,368
and good luck to you. Oh, Harry.
413
00:22:02,437 --> 00:22:03,969
Thank you.
414
00:22:04,038 --> 00:22:06,939
You've really been kind to me.
415
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,184
Bye.
416
00:22:14,854 --> 00:22:16,490
Madam?
417
00:22:26,228 --> 00:22:28,012
Is the doctor in?
418
00:22:28,142 --> 00:22:30,075
No.
419
00:22:30,144 --> 00:22:31,276
Oh.
420
00:22:31,345 --> 00:22:34,146
Um, could I use the telephone?
421
00:22:34,214 --> 00:22:37,249
No.
422
00:22:37,296 --> 00:22:39,541
Could I have the key
to the restroom?
423
00:22:39,882 --> 00:22:41,855
No.
424
00:22:43,411 --> 00:22:46,678
Do you have, like a
little mirror I could use?
425
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,738
No.
426
00:22:49,249 --> 00:22:52,450
Oh. Could I borrow your comb?
427
00:22:52,491 --> 00:22:53,879
No.
428
00:22:53,929 --> 00:22:58,479
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