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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,945 --> 00:00:02,911 It'll be for just the week 2 00:00:02,946 --> 00:00:04,246 while Laverne is on vacation. 3 00:00:04,281 --> 00:00:05,847 And from your resume, 4 00:00:05,883 --> 00:00:08,049 you seem to be the perfect replacement. 5 00:00:08,085 --> 00:00:09,439 Laverne, what do you say? 6 00:00:09,887 --> 00:00:11,158 Next! 7 00:00:13,457 --> 00:00:15,595 Here's your parkin' validation, hon. 8 00:00:16,927 --> 00:00:18,298 Harry, dear? 9 00:00:18,996 --> 00:00:19,961 Winifred? 10 00:00:19,997 --> 00:00:21,329 Winifred McConnell, is that you? 11 00:00:21,365 --> 00:00:22,597 Winnie. 12 00:00:22,633 --> 00:00:24,766 Oh, good to see you. 13 00:00:24,802 --> 00:00:26,234 Laverne, this is winifred McConnell. 14 00:00:26,270 --> 00:00:28,170 Winifred, Laverne Todd. 15 00:00:28,205 --> 00:00:30,172 Winifred was my nurse for 20 years 16 00:00:30,207 --> 00:00:33,819 before I hired you. Oh, you poor thing. 17 00:00:35,179 --> 00:00:36,845 So, what brings you by the office? 18 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,914 I heard you were looking for a temp. 19 00:00:38,949 --> 00:00:40,081 I thought you were retired? 20 00:00:40,117 --> 00:00:41,883 Oh, Harry, seven years of knitting 21 00:00:41,919 --> 00:00:44,719 made me realize how much I miss nursing. 22 00:00:44,755 --> 00:00:46,755 Good for you. Hey, now look, can you start... 23 00:00:46,790 --> 00:00:48,156 It'll be mon... - ah-ah-ah! 24 00:00:48,192 --> 00:00:50,790 Doctor, can I have a word with you for a moment, please? 25 00:00:51,728 --> 00:00:52,761 Yeah. Excuse me. 26 00:00:57,768 --> 00:00:59,935 I do not think this is a good idea. 27 00:00:59,970 --> 00:01:02,637 She hasn't worked in a doctor's office for years. 28 00:01:02,673 --> 00:01:04,739 Trust me, she'll do fine. 29 00:01:04,775 --> 00:01:09,478 Oh, look, your telephone doesn't have a dial anymore. 30 00:01:13,851 --> 00:01:15,324 You were sayin'? 31 00:01:16,954 --> 00:01:18,198 All right. I see what you're doin'. 32 00:01:18,222 --> 00:01:19,888 You wanna give the old gal a break. 33 00:01:19,923 --> 00:01:21,623 Let's go tell her the good news. 34 00:01:21,658 --> 00:01:25,327 Okay. Winifred, the job is yours again. 35 00:01:25,362 --> 00:01:26,695 Oh, you're a doll. 36 00:01:26,730 --> 00:01:28,196 Now, I like to put all my temps 37 00:01:28,232 --> 00:01:29,831 through a two-day trainin' period. 38 00:01:29,867 --> 00:01:30,899 8:00 am? 39 00:01:30,934 --> 00:01:32,901 I'll be up with the birdies. 40 00:01:32,936 --> 00:01:35,537 Bye, Harry. Bye-bye, Laverne. 41 00:01:35,572 --> 00:01:36,835 Oh! 42 00:01:37,374 --> 00:01:39,709 Maybe you better walk her downstairs. 43 00:01:41,945 --> 00:01:43,278 What for? 44 00:01:43,313 --> 00:01:46,579 Be a gentleman, and help her crank up her model t. 45 00:01:51,561 --> 00:01:55,830 Life goes on and so do we 46 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:59,367 Just how we do it is no mystery 47 00:01:59,402 --> 00:02:02,603 Sometimes the answer can be hard to find 48 00:02:02,639 --> 00:02:03,938 Hard to find 49 00:02:03,973 --> 00:02:06,107 that's something I will never be 50 00:02:06,109 --> 00:02:11,515 I'm always here for anything you need 51 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:15,016 Anything you need 52 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:18,853 rain or shine I'll be the one 53 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:23,090 To share it all as life goes on 54 00:02:23,126 --> 00:02:28,896 We share it all as life goes on 55 00:02:47,510 --> 00:02:49,576 Unemployment rises as recession lingers. 56 00:02:49,612 --> 00:02:50,844 That's terrible. 57 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,280 Twenty new carcinogens found in the average diet. 58 00:02:53,316 --> 00:02:55,015 What is happening to the world? 59 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:56,283 Oh, no. 60 00:02:56,319 --> 00:02:59,145 Beatle Bailey stole sarge's hat. 61 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,577 Mail call. 62 00:03:03,959 --> 00:03:06,360 Harry. Harry. Harry. 63 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,462 Barbara. Barbara. Barbara. 64 00:03:08,497 --> 00:03:09,697 What about Carol? 65 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:11,932 Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. 66 00:03:11,967 --> 00:03:13,534 Give me those. 67 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,703 Oh, look, Barbara, our airline tickets arrived. 68 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:17,404 - Oh, good. - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 69 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,306 Ella's wedding. When is that? 70 00:03:19,342 --> 00:03:21,308 Day after tomorrow. I can't wait. 71 00:03:21,344 --> 00:03:23,477 Uh-oh. It's a horrible mistake. 72 00:03:23,512 --> 00:03:27,080 You're in seat 26a, and I'm in seat 26b. 73 00:03:33,356 --> 00:03:34,321 So? 74 00:03:34,357 --> 00:03:36,135 On the same flight! 75 00:03:38,861 --> 00:03:39,993 Is this gonna be a fight? 76 00:03:40,029 --> 00:03:41,872 - Yes! - Huh, I got to go. 77 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,797 Carol, you are crazy when you fly. 78 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:45,043 I don't want to be anywhere near you. 79 00:03:45,067 --> 00:03:46,400 Well, I've improved. 80 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,335 I've done battle with my fear of air travel, 81 00:03:48,371 --> 00:03:51,939 and emerged the Victor. People can change, Barbara. 82 00:03:51,974 --> 00:03:53,831 So can seats, Carol. 83 00:03:55,211 --> 00:03:58,212 Carol, I've known a lot of stewardesses, 84 00:03:58,247 --> 00:03:59,358 and if what they say is true, 85 00:03:59,382 --> 00:04:01,115 you got nothing to worry about. 86 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:02,249 - Really? - Yeah. 87 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,484 If something did go wrong, 88 00:04:03,519 --> 00:04:05,660 it'd be over before you knew it. 89 00:04:07,156 --> 00:04:10,724 After the explosion and subsequent fireball, 90 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,860 they'll be just little pieces of you, 91 00:04:12,895 --> 00:04:17,200 and maybe a sign flying by that says "occupado." 92 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:21,001 Well, flight's booked, can't change the seats, 93 00:04:21,036 --> 00:04:23,270 guess we'll be flying together. 94 00:04:26,242 --> 00:04:28,442 Now, the first thing I'm gonna instruct you in 95 00:04:28,444 --> 00:04:30,344 is morning procedure. 96 00:04:30,379 --> 00:04:32,479 Don't be afraid to stop me if I'm goin' too fast, 97 00:04:32,515 --> 00:04:36,095 or if there's a good ear I should be speakin' into. 98 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,720 I will, dear. 99 00:04:39,755 --> 00:04:43,590 Now, the doctor is always five minutes late. 100 00:04:43,626 --> 00:04:46,193 Good morning doctor. Good morning, Laverne. 101 00:04:46,228 --> 00:04:48,395 Good morning, winifred. Good morning. 102 00:04:48,431 --> 00:04:51,539 First off, you want to give him his patient chart. 103 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:53,178 Thank you. 104 00:04:53,399 --> 00:04:55,569 Invariably, halfway down the hall, 105 00:04:55,604 --> 00:04:57,471 he'll realize he's forgotten his... 106 00:04:57,506 --> 00:05:00,656 - Coffee. - Yeah, winifred. 107 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:03,975 He'd been forgetting it for years. 108 00:05:05,548 --> 00:05:08,249 Well, I guess some things never change. 109 00:05:08,823 --> 00:05:10,556 Oh, Mrs. wasserman. Jackie. 110 00:05:10,591 --> 00:05:13,860 Jackie is here for his s-h-o-t. 111 00:05:14,002 --> 00:05:16,162 - Right. - Hey, Jackie. 112 00:05:16,197 --> 00:05:19,432 Here to get your shot, huh? Whoa-whoa-whoa. 113 00:05:19,467 --> 00:05:20,699 Way to go, doctor. 114 00:05:20,735 --> 00:05:21,700 Jack. Please, Jack. 115 00:05:21,736 --> 00:05:22,802 Come. Come. 116 00:05:22,837 --> 00:05:24,136 I'm gon' to get me an aspirin. 117 00:05:24,172 --> 00:05:26,505 I have never been able to give that boy a shot 118 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:28,507 without him throwin' a tantrum. 119 00:05:32,075 --> 00:05:34,971 Winifred's scream distracted him from the shot. 120 00:05:35,311 --> 00:05:37,571 Loud, but effective. 121 00:05:38,982 --> 00:05:40,648 Just an old trick of the trade. 122 00:05:40,683 --> 00:05:43,784 Well, isn't that somethin'? 123 00:05:46,022 --> 00:05:47,255 What is that? 124 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:49,257 I baked doctor his favorite chocolate cake. 125 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:50,625 Oh, that's nice, 126 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:52,960 but the doctor doesn't eat that rich stuff anymore. 127 00:05:52,996 --> 00:05:54,228 He used to love it. 128 00:05:54,264 --> 00:05:56,503 Well, I think I know the doctor. 129 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:58,709 Winifred! 130 00:06:01,437 --> 00:06:04,071 The mocha madness! Oh-ho! 131 00:06:04,107 --> 00:06:05,551 Well, I tried to tell her you wouldn't eat any, 132 00:06:05,575 --> 00:06:06,907 what, with your new diet. 133 00:06:06,943 --> 00:06:09,576 Yeah, well, I mean, just, you know, just one little piece. 134 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:13,914 This is so good! 135 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:18,018 Oh! Sweet! This is so good! 136 00:06:18,054 --> 00:06:20,027 Wow! Yeah! 137 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,793 Come on, Betty Crocker. Put a wiggle in it. 138 00:06:39,542 --> 00:06:41,008 Hey, Laverne. Hey, rhoda. 139 00:06:41,043 --> 00:06:42,509 Hey, Stan. How's it goin'? 140 00:06:42,545 --> 00:06:43,822 I think I'm going to get audited, 141 00:06:43,846 --> 00:06:46,060 and my rash came back. 142 00:06:47,996 --> 00:06:51,233 Special today: Chicken mardi gras. 143 00:06:52,188 --> 00:06:54,456 - Meatloaf. - Meatloaf. 144 00:06:54,490 --> 00:06:57,925 Anyway, like I was saying, from everything you've told me, 145 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,261 it sounds like winifred's working awfully hard 146 00:07:00,296 --> 00:07:02,730 to impress the doctor. Baked or mashed? 147 00:07:02,765 --> 00:07:04,531 - Mashed. - Baked. 148 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:06,367 Well, she was the doctor's nurse for years, 149 00:07:06,402 --> 00:07:08,235 and everyone knows how much he liked her, 150 00:07:08,271 --> 00:07:11,008 and now, she's suddenly back in the picture. 151 00:07:11,728 --> 00:07:13,240 Well, yeah, she's only tempin'. 152 00:07:13,276 --> 00:07:14,353 Mm. 153 00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:18,245 That's what Evelyn cook said right before she lost her job. 154 00:07:18,281 --> 00:07:21,348 - Oh, what happened? - Beets or salad? 155 00:07:21,384 --> 00:07:22,850 - Salad. - Beets. 156 00:07:22,885 --> 00:07:25,085 Evelyn went on vacation, and when she came back, 157 00:07:25,121 --> 00:07:26,453 the temp had aced her out. 158 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:28,455 I'm telling you, winifred's after your job. 159 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:29,957 Sounds bad, Laverne. 160 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:31,892 Does anything ever so good to you, Stan? 161 00:07:31,927 --> 00:07:33,701 The chicken mardi gras. 162 00:07:35,097 --> 00:07:36,063 Hey, you wouldn't happen to have 163 00:07:36,098 --> 00:07:37,798 any desenex on you, would you? 164 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:40,571 My feet are starting to itch something awful. 165 00:07:42,738 --> 00:07:45,463 I can't believe winifred is after my job. 166 00:07:46,309 --> 00:07:48,053 Well I don't have a thing to worry about anyway. 167 00:07:48,077 --> 00:07:49,677 Even if the doctor did try to fire me, 168 00:07:49,712 --> 00:07:52,279 he'd have to rehire me just to find the form. 169 00:07:52,315 --> 00:07:53,647 Hey, Stan. 170 00:07:53,683 --> 00:07:55,127 How about a couple of chicken salad sandwiches? 171 00:07:55,151 --> 00:07:58,052 One for me and one for just about the best nurse 172 00:07:58,087 --> 00:08:00,425 a doctor could ever have. 173 00:08:07,930 --> 00:08:08,896 There. 174 00:08:08,931 --> 00:08:10,330 All finished. 175 00:08:10,599 --> 00:08:13,067 That's lovely, dear. What is it? 176 00:08:13,102 --> 00:08:15,096 A stethoscope cozy. 177 00:08:19,342 --> 00:08:21,709 It'll keep your ears from getting cold in the morning. 178 00:08:21,744 --> 00:08:25,346 Well, thank you, winnie. 179 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:27,514 Doctor, exam room one. 180 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,887 Yes. 181 00:08:32,126 --> 00:08:34,001 That's so wonderful. 182 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:37,120 Winifred is after my job. 183 00:08:38,627 --> 00:08:39,960 That's ridiculous. 184 00:08:39,995 --> 00:08:42,096 Ridiculous? That little office wrecker 185 00:08:42,131 --> 00:08:43,731 has done nothin' but try to show me up 186 00:08:43,766 --> 00:08:45,705 ever since she got here. 187 00:08:46,502 --> 00:08:48,902 She's just a very good nurse. 188 00:08:48,938 --> 00:08:50,908 You see? It's workin'. 189 00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:54,341 Laverne. Here. Look. 190 00:08:55,144 --> 00:08:57,014 Look at who you're talking about. 191 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,387 I guess she does look kind of innocent 192 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:08,221 a-waterin' that begonia. 193 00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:12,804 Must've sounded pretty crazy there for a minute, huh, doctor? 194 00:09:12,828 --> 00:09:14,395 Well, I... 195 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:17,097 boy, it's egg on my face. 196 00:09:19,244 --> 00:09:21,235 Heck, a whole omelet. 197 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,903 Hey, that's right. 198 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:25,705 That was a good one. 199 00:09:26,056 --> 00:09:28,142 Let's just forget I ever said anything. 200 00:09:28,177 --> 00:09:29,987 It is forgotten. 201 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,966 What's so funny? 202 00:09:36,001 --> 00:09:39,536 Oh, I am. I was just tellin' the doctor 203 00:09:39,571 --> 00:09:41,672 that I thought you's out to get my job. 204 00:09:43,342 --> 00:09:46,239 That must be the screwiest thing you ever heard. 205 00:09:46,612 --> 00:09:48,798 No, dear. It's not. 206 00:09:49,114 --> 00:09:51,942 I am out to get your job. 207 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,448 I just love the window. 208 00:10:00,484 --> 00:10:01,916 I get to see everything whiz by 209 00:10:01,952 --> 00:10:04,352 at hundreds of miles an hour, and then we take off. 210 00:10:04,388 --> 00:10:06,030 Whoosh! 211 00:10:06,156 --> 00:10:07,222 Thank you, Barbara, 212 00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:10,041 for graphically illustrating my fear. 213 00:10:18,741 --> 00:10:20,293 - There. - Fine. 214 00:10:22,773 --> 00:10:24,494 All right, that's it. 215 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,541 Excuse me, would one of you mind 216 00:10:26,576 --> 00:10:28,662 switching seats with my sister? 217 00:10:28,945 --> 00:10:32,002 - Not at all. - Great. Get over there. 218 00:10:35,485 --> 00:10:37,052 - Hello. - Good morning. 219 00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:38,364 So, do you go to New York a lot? 220 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,362 All the time on business. 221 00:10:40,791 --> 00:10:43,253 What are you doing? Leave the shade alone. 222 00:10:45,762 --> 00:10:46,728 Where do you like to stay? 223 00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:47,929 At the Plaza. 224 00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:49,364 Stop it. 225 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,576 If you know what's good for you, 226 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,092 you'll leave the shade alone. 227 00:10:55,272 --> 00:10:57,583 Okay, that's it. You're out of here. 228 00:10:59,343 --> 00:11:00,965 Pick. Pick. 229 00:11:07,574 --> 00:11:08,873 Are you happy now? 230 00:11:08,909 --> 00:11:10,942 You got a nun ticked off. 231 00:11:21,355 --> 00:11:22,954 Welcome aboard flight 511, 232 00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:25,757 nonstop service to New York's Kennedy airport. 233 00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:26,758 Please pay attention to the screen 234 00:11:26,793 --> 00:11:28,026 in front of the cabin 235 00:11:28,061 --> 00:11:30,462 as you review the safety features of the aircraft. 236 00:11:30,497 --> 00:11:33,573 Barbara, they're reviewing the safety features. 237 00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:36,529 Oh, let's phone our friends. 238 00:11:38,472 --> 00:11:39,983 This information could mean the difference 239 00:11:40,007 --> 00:11:41,706 between life and death. 240 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,069 Carol, nobody listens to this stuff. 241 00:11:49,216 --> 00:11:50,582 You're right. 242 00:11:50,617 --> 00:11:52,951 People! 243 00:11:52,986 --> 00:11:55,172 People! 244 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,000 The screen. 245 00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:00,125 This is terrible. 246 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,360 No one is looking at the screen. 247 00:12:04,097 --> 00:12:07,265 Carol, sit down. Carol, put it down. 248 00:12:07,301 --> 00:12:09,167 Give me...! 249 00:12:16,443 --> 00:12:17,842 What are you doing? 250 00:12:17,878 --> 00:12:19,377 I'm showing how my seat cushion 251 00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:21,607 doubles as a flotation device. 252 00:12:22,082 --> 00:12:23,448 Stop it. 253 00:12:27,521 --> 00:12:29,124 Pick. Pick. Pick. 254 00:12:36,296 --> 00:12:38,398 Oh, my god, we're moving! 255 00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:41,835 I hate you so much. 256 00:12:45,172 --> 00:12:47,372 Good morning, Laverne. How are you? 257 00:12:47,407 --> 00:12:48,907 Couldn't be better. 258 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,887 Glad to hear it, dear. 259 00:12:51,445 --> 00:12:53,383 It's war, you know? 260 00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:57,538 Complete and total. 261 00:12:58,085 --> 00:13:01,786 - Good morning, ladies. - Good morning, doctor. 262 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:05,074 Good morning, Harry. Nice to see you. 263 00:13:05,859 --> 00:13:08,645 Well, my, my. All this attention here. 264 00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:11,319 Whoa! Thank you very much. 265 00:13:11,536 --> 00:13:14,432 I have just the thing to go with that. 266 00:13:14,468 --> 00:13:16,101 Yah, winnie. 267 00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:18,370 - The mocha madness. - Mm-hmm. 268 00:13:18,405 --> 00:13:20,772 I thought I smelled something delicious around here. 269 00:13:20,807 --> 00:13:23,909 Perhaps you smelled this, doctor. 270 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:28,920 Apple pie? 271 00:13:28,943 --> 00:13:30,615 My great grandma's recipe. 272 00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:33,351 And legend has it she served some to general Lee 273 00:13:33,387 --> 00:13:35,471 just before he surrendered. 274 00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:40,382 That is why I called it the apple-mattox. 275 00:13:42,428 --> 00:13:46,264 I don't know, mocha madness, apple-mattox, I can't decide. 276 00:13:46,299 --> 00:13:50,660 Glory, glory hallelujah 277 00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:52,804 apple pie looks good. 278 00:13:52,839 --> 00:13:56,341 His truth is marching on 279 00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:58,109 I'll have the pie, yeah. 280 00:13:58,145 --> 00:14:00,455 Oh, wonderful. Thank you. 281 00:14:08,659 --> 00:14:11,349 Ready to say uncle, grandma? 282 00:14:13,698 --> 00:14:15,828 Blow it out, dear. 283 00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:19,106 I just remembered I have a lunch date on Monday 284 00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:20,581 with Cynthia calling about the fundraiser. 285 00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:21,937 I'm booked solid on Monday. 286 00:14:21,973 --> 00:14:24,309 You think you could kind of juggle my schedule around? 287 00:14:24,342 --> 00:14:27,109 Done. I'll just call this Mrs. field, Mrs. Peterson, 288 00:14:27,145 --> 00:14:28,878 Mrs. gladstone, and Mrs. mcmurray, 289 00:14:28,913 --> 00:14:30,980 and reschedule for later in the week. 290 00:14:31,015 --> 00:14:32,648 Mrs. Collin? 291 00:14:32,684 --> 00:14:34,550 Dr. Weston is wondering if you'd mind 292 00:14:34,585 --> 00:14:38,444 changing your luncheon date on Monday to dinner that night? 293 00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:41,290 You'd prefer it? Wonderful. 294 00:14:41,326 --> 00:14:43,285 Thank you. Goodbye. 295 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:47,274 Now, your patients won't be inconvenienced. 296 00:14:47,356 --> 00:14:48,956 Winnie, that deserves a kiss. 297 00:14:48,991 --> 00:14:51,246 Come over here. Mwah! 298 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,493 Why, thank you, Harry. 299 00:14:53,529 --> 00:14:55,062 Listen, uh, while you're both here... 300 00:14:55,097 --> 00:14:57,397 Maybe you could update the patient files. 301 00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:59,171 All right? Thanks. 302 00:15:00,169 --> 00:15:01,335 You're good, winnie, 303 00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:04,439 but I don't think you can go the distance. 304 00:15:05,441 --> 00:15:07,601 All finished. 305 00:15:08,097 --> 00:15:10,146 Oh, dear, I'm bored. 306 00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:13,678 Too bad there aren't any letters after "z." 307 00:15:14,883 --> 00:15:18,485 What are you, one of them geezers from cocoon? 308 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,728 - Oh, how's that filing going? - I'm done. 309 00:15:27,763 --> 00:15:29,837 Laverne's a tad behind. 310 00:15:30,499 --> 00:15:32,399 Look at this old file I found. 311 00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:34,601 You remember Wally Mckenzie? 312 00:15:34,637 --> 00:15:35,736 Oh, yeah. 313 00:15:35,771 --> 00:15:37,771 That chubby kid that got stuck in the dog house. 314 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,106 Yeah. 315 00:15:39,141 --> 00:15:40,652 That was right after Libby hurt her back, 316 00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:41,808 and I was just starting out. 317 00:15:41,844 --> 00:15:45,037 Oh, winnie! You were really there for me. 318 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,691 Winifred practically lived at the house. 319 00:15:46,715 --> 00:15:47,915 I mean, she babysat the girls, 320 00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:50,050 cooked the meals, did everything. 321 00:15:50,085 --> 00:15:52,219 Well, I don't call yankee pot roast 322 00:15:52,241 --> 00:15:55,202 with brown potatoes string beans and almonds, 323 00:15:55,224 --> 00:15:58,041 and homemade peach cobbler cooking, but... 324 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,476 Harry seemed to like it. 325 00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:03,830 Well, you were a life-saver, dear. 326 00:16:03,866 --> 00:16:05,443 I don't know how I've managed all these years without you. 327 00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:06,700 - Aw. - Except, of course, 328 00:16:06,735 --> 00:16:10,010 having Laverne here who's... don't bother. 329 00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:16,343 Now, I know how general Lee felt 330 00:16:16,378 --> 00:16:19,651 'cept I ain't got no pie to comfort me. 331 00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,382 Goodbye, doctor. 332 00:16:22,418 --> 00:16:25,080 It's been a pleasure workin' for you. 333 00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:29,051 Whoa-whoa-whoa. Wait a minute. 334 00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:30,955 Laverne? Laverne! 335 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,060 Yes! 336 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:38,498 Barbara. 337 00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:40,077 Barbara, I heard a noise. 338 00:16:40,502 --> 00:16:41,913 Why don't you tell the other passengers 339 00:16:41,937 --> 00:16:43,839 and see what they think? 340 00:16:44,206 --> 00:16:45,216 Oh, no. You just want them 341 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,041 to lock me in the lavatory again. 342 00:16:49,445 --> 00:16:52,413 Yeah, maybe you'll get sucked out of the toilet. 343 00:16:53,703 --> 00:16:55,782 Anyway, I don't care, I'm calling the stewardess. 344 00:16:55,812 --> 00:16:57,031 Carol. 345 00:16:57,052 --> 00:16:59,586 - Ah, come on. - Geez! 346 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,156 Yes, Carol? 347 00:17:03,999 --> 00:17:05,463 I heard a noise. 348 00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:08,935 Listen, if they put you in the lavatory again, 349 00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:10,964 I'm not sure I can do much for you. 350 00:17:13,842 --> 00:17:15,842 She's not taking me seriously. 351 00:17:15,877 --> 00:17:17,343 I'm asking to speak to the pilot. 352 00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:20,813 Hey-hey-hey-hey. Don't push that button again. 353 00:17:20,849 --> 00:17:24,177 Excuse me, it's my button, my prerogative. 354 00:17:31,465 --> 00:17:33,226 He took my ding away. 355 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,429 Yeah! 356 00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:38,331 Hallelujah 357 00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:41,568 Halle-lujah 358 00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:43,503 Carol, would you relax? 359 00:17:43,538 --> 00:17:45,071 We're going to land in a few minutes. 360 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,417 And that's another question I have. 361 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,867 Why have we been circling the airport for so long? 362 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,376 Ding! Ding! 363 00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:51,811 Would you stop it? 364 00:17:51,846 --> 00:17:54,480 Barbara, did you hear that? 365 00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:55,648 Yeah. 366 00:17:55,684 --> 00:17:58,017 Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding- ding-ding-ding! 367 00:17:59,921 --> 00:18:01,154 This is the captain. 368 00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:03,356 We've been unable to get our landing gear down. 369 00:18:03,391 --> 00:18:05,558 We're going to have to attempt an emergency landing. 370 00:18:05,593 --> 00:18:07,894 Please follow the instructions from your flight attendant. 371 00:18:07,929 --> 00:18:09,295 Carol, you were right. 372 00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:12,295 Oh sure, the captain you believe. 373 00:18:13,035 --> 00:18:14,834 Please remain in your seats. 374 00:18:14,869 --> 00:18:17,003 Faa regulations require that at this time all... 375 00:18:17,038 --> 00:18:20,573 flight attendant Danforth to the cockpit at once. 376 00:18:20,608 --> 00:18:23,676 I'll be right back. Everyone, stay calm. 377 00:18:23,712 --> 00:18:24,667 Oh, no! 378 00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:26,370 What are we going to do without Heather? 379 00:18:27,782 --> 00:18:28,948 Barbara. 380 00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:31,381 Barbara, you're a cop, do something. 381 00:18:31,853 --> 00:18:33,631 Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding- ding-ding-ding-ding-ding 382 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,821 ding-ding-ding! 383 00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:36,923 All right, everybody. Tray tables up. 384 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,458 Fasten your seat belts. 385 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,283 That means you, Mr. smash-my-button. 386 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,931 Now, in the event of a change in cabin pressure, 387 00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:47,066 an oxygen mask will drop down. 388 00:18:47,102 --> 00:18:48,612 Hey, does she know what she's talking about? 389 00:18:48,636 --> 00:18:50,181 Yeah, she's been reading the instructions 390 00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:53,236 on the back of the vomit bag for the past three hours. 391 00:18:53,575 --> 00:18:55,942 There are six emergency exits. 392 00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:57,076 Two over the wing. 393 00:18:57,112 --> 00:18:58,478 Oh, no! We're going to die! 394 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,480 We're going to die! We're not going to make it! 395 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,808 Sit down, now! 396 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,550 Yes, ma'am. 397 00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:05,651 All right. 398 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,054 I want everybody in the fetal position. 399 00:19:08,089 --> 00:19:10,323 Head between your legs. Come on, now. 400 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,021 Head between your legs. 401 00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:14,726 Do what she says! 402 00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:21,134 I'm scared, Carol. 403 00:19:21,169 --> 00:19:24,124 It's all right. Hold my hand. 404 00:19:24,353 --> 00:19:26,197 Breathe deeply. 405 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,221 Barbara, aren't those my shoes you're wearing? 406 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,373 This is the captain. Good news! 407 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,242 We've managed to get the landing gear down. 408 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,811 We can now proceed with a normal landing. 409 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:48,085 I think we should let bygones be bygones. 410 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,321 No matter how annoying Carol's been... 411 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,890 And she has been... 412 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:56,393 She came through for us, and she deserves a hand. 413 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,332 Carol. You were great. 414 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,801 - Thanks. - I don't get you. 415 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,836 You make an emergency out of every little thing, 416 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,416 and then, when a real emergency happens, 417 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,774 you come through like a pro. Why is that? 418 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,143 Because she's nuts. 419 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,388 - Hey, doctor. - Hi. 420 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:25,389 Come on in. 421 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,991 Thank you, Laverne. 422 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,292 Have a seat. 423 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,662 Okay. 424 00:20:30,311 --> 00:20:32,997 Look, Laverne, if I said anything today 425 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,599 that hurt your feelings, I want to apologize. 426 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:39,139 Oh, no apology necessary, doctor. 427 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,006 That's not the reason I left. 428 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,474 Then why? 429 00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:46,444 I left in favor of the better nurse. 430 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,113 Laverne, winifred is a terrific nurse. 431 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,814 So are you. That's not the point. 432 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,343 What do you mean? 433 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,880 I work with you because I like you. 434 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,461 You what? 435 00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:58,960 I like you. 436 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,723 Don't you know how fond I am of you? 437 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,411 Oh, doctor. 438 00:21:07,945 --> 00:21:09,233 Oh, you're blushing. 439 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,868 I've never seen you blush before. 440 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:15,370 Well, it's not easy for me to hear you say these things. 441 00:21:15,715 --> 00:21:17,185 Well, you should hear me say these things. 442 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,277 You should know that you are very, very special. 443 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,971 Doctor, stop. 444 00:21:23,468 --> 00:21:25,582 No. I mean, you're sweet, and you're bright, 445 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,925 and you're kind. 446 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,991 Oh, you-you-you. 447 00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:34,625 Ah, and you're honest, 448 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,794 and you're full of integrity, and devotion, 449 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,830 and if those things were to disappear from my life, 450 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,365 I don't know what I'd do. 451 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,407 Get out. 452 00:21:43,858 --> 00:21:47,004 Well, Laverne, you go away on your vacation, 453 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,743 and when you come back, the office will be yours again. 454 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,811 Mine too, if I don't get in the way. 455 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,245 - Okay? - Okay, doctor. 456 00:21:57,478 --> 00:22:00,088 So, you really like me? 457 00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:03,787 Yes, but the stabbing pain in my shoulder 458 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,998 prevents me from reiterating that point. 459 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,126 Well, doctor, I guess they's something 460 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,494 I wanna say to you. 461 00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:11,762 Yeah, what's that? 462 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,746 I really like you a lot, too. 463 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:18,068 Well, thank you very much, Laverne. 464 00:22:18,499 --> 00:22:21,642 You kidder. 465 00:22:28,008 --> 00:22:29,875 Well, it was a great wedding. 466 00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:32,077 Well, I thought the catering was just awful. 467 00:22:32,113 --> 00:22:35,501 I mean, who serves caviar and buffalo wings? 468 00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:38,028 Now, are you going to be okay on the flight back? 469 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:39,418 - Yes. - Are you sure? 470 00:22:39,453 --> 00:22:41,877 - Yes. - Good. 471 00:22:48,162 --> 00:22:51,964 Oh, no! 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