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Carol...
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Do I look like an old man?
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Not completely.
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That's the best you can do?
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I can't believe
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I'm going to be interviewing
Roger Elliot's son!
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Well, I hope
you hire him, daddy.
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It's about time
you got an associate.
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I mean, how can
that little kid be a doctor?
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Seems like
it was five minutes ago,
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his father and I were
in medical school together.
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Where does the time go?
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I know what you mean, daddy.
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It seems like just yesterday,
I was sitting on your knee,
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crying like a baby.
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That was yesterday, dear.
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Hey, Carol, I just got
a couple of extra tickets
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to the Miami
sound machine concert.
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Do you and Randy want to go?
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Ugh, Randy is no more.
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He committed an act so heinous,
I had to break it off.
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- What did he do?
- He ordered veal.
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Oh, my god!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait a minute, Carol.
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You, you broke up with a man
because he ordered veal?
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Daddy, it's just
a short step from that
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to clubbing baby seals,
to forgetting my birthday.
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Carol, did you ever stop
to think that maybe
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you're being just a little
bit too critical?
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I mean, you have your
shortcomings, too, you know.
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Like what?
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- Oh...
- I'll take this one.
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You're whiny, and you're a snob.
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- Daddy!
- All right, now just...
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I refuse to
take that from somebody
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who thinks that arby's
is haute cuisine.
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Carol, the point is,
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you've got to give
a person a chance
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if you ever expect
a relationship to work.
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You're probably right, daddy.
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And I'll keep that in mind,
if I ever have another date.
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- What happened to Robert?
- Ugh, Robert is no more.
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What did he do,
eat a whooping crane?
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Daddy!
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All right, that's...
Now, you stop it.
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We're going to settle this thing
between the two of you
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once and for all.
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Are you going to take
her side again, daddy?
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No, but it's tempting.
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Life goes on and so do we
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Just how we do it
is no mystery
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One by one -
one by one
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we fill the days
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we find a thousand
different ways
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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Hard to find
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that's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
for anything you need
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Anything you need
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rain or shine,
I'll be the one
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To share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
as life goes on
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Now, it's my first
anatomy class.
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They roll in the cadaver.
I pull back the sheet.
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Suddenly, it sits up.
It's your father.
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I jump ten feet in the air.
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You see this hair?
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That's when it turned white.
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Your father and I, we had
such great times together.
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Yeah, my father
still talks about the time
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you dressed up
as a candy striper
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and snuck into the nurse...
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yeah, those were the days.
Anyway, um...
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Andrew, you've got
great credentials
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and some outstanding internship.
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Come on, tell me, how do you...
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How do you feel
about working with me?
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I'd consider myself
the luckiest guy in the world.
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Consider yourself lucky.
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Ah, really? This is great.
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Do you mind if I call
my dad and tell him?
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No, no, you go ahead.
And you tell him
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that just because
he's your father
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doesn't mean I'm not
going to work your butt off.
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I don't mind.
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To work with you, doctor Weston,
I'd give you my firstborn.
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My firstborn is trouble enough.
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Laverne, Andrew's going to be
joining the practice.
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Well, it sure is
gon' be different
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with another doctor
in the office.
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Now, look, just because
he's Roger's son,
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I don't want you giving him
any special treatment.
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Don't you worry, doctor.
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I'll treat him
like I treat anybody.
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Don't do that either, please.
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- Oh, how's your dad?
- He's fine.
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He said to ask you
about the cold stethoscope
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and the IRS lady?
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What's that all about,
doctor Weston?
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He felt... I'll tell you
when you're older.
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Well, Laverne, I'm...
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I'm looking forward
to us working together.
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Well, me, too.
Office opens at 9:00 sharp.
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I make the coffee,
I make the appointments,
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I make the rules.
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Well, good,
'cause I make the fun.
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Oh! What's that?
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A shiny new quarter, huh?
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Rule number one,
don't ever do that again.
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Come on!
I'll give you the grand tour.
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Over here is the files.
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Over here is the storage room.
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Where's my office going to be?
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Please hold all questions
till end of tour.
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Hi, daddy. Ready for lunch?
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Yeah, baby, yeah.
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I just want to
finish up a few things
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with Andrew, my new associate.
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Oh, daddy, that's wonderful!
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Carol, how would you
like to meet Andrew?
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Oh, no, daddy, forget it.
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I have had it with fix-ups.
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Ooh, I don't know, dear.
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I think, I think you'd like him.
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He's got a great personality.
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A great personality?
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Translation,
he looks like Manuel noriega.
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No, daddy. I know that you said
I was overly critical, but...
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I think it's high time
I started listening to you.
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Uh, Andrew, this is,
uh, my daughter, Carol.
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Well, it's nice to meet you.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Well, Andrew, Andrew,
why don't you join us for lunch?
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Come on, we'll celebrate.
Well, I don't want to impose.
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- No.
- Oh, no, Andrew,
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I'd be very hurt
if you didn't impose.
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We're going to
my favorite little brasserie,
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le petit noisette.
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Doctor Weston, in case
I need to reach you,
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what is the name of the place?
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Le petit noisette,
the little nut.
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Perfect!
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So you have another date
with Andrew tonight?
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Yes, I've seen him
every night this week.
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All right,
what's wrong with him?
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Nothing, I've stopped
being overly critical.
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No, I mean,
what's wrong with him
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that he wants to
keep going out with you?
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Morning, westons.
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Hey, Charley,
how was your cruise?
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Best ever.
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We had a stopover
in the Caribbean,
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and I met a beautiful girl
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who took me to the coolest party
I'd ever been to.
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Did it top last years party,
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where you were bobbing
for marital aids?
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Ah, it's too close to call.
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This was some sort of
confusing ritual.
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Lulana and I marched up to a guy
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who said some mumbo jumbo,
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and then he had me
give her a ring.
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Wait a minute, Charley.
You gave her a ring?
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- In a ceremony?
- Yeah.
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And then lulana, who'd been
like, real shy all night,
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was suddenly totally hot
for the dietzster.
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I hated to leave her.
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Well, are you
going to see her again?
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What did you say when you left?
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Well, Barbara,
you don't end a beautiful,
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spiritually uplifting night
with mere words.
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You pry open a bathroom window,
and you run like hell.
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Charley, the whole thing
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sounds like some sort of
wedding ceremony.
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Oh, come on.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Wait a minute.
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Oh, this is outrageous.
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Well, how dare
they take advantage
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of a distinguished visitor.
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And to think
I danced in my underwear
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for those people.
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Okay, kiddo.
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There you go.
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Okay, I think I figured out
how you do this shell game.
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- No way.
- Okay, do it.
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Okay.
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Okay, which one's it under?
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That one.
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Gotcha!
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Beginner's luck.
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All right, let's see
how you do this time.
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Daniel, we've done this before.
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I know! That's why
I don't want to do it again!
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Wait, it's just a little pinch.
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I gave one to your baby sister
last week.
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She didn't even cry.
Then she's an idiot.
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- Gotcha again.
- Big deal.
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You do a trick enough times,
any fool can get it.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Where are you off to, big guy?
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I want to go home.
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No, no, not before
you've seen doctor Andy's
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traveling magic show.
What magic show?
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See this little ball right here?
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I'm going to put it
right under here, okay?
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Now, around, and around,
and around it goes.
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Where the little ball is,
nobody knows.
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- I know.
- Stay out of this.
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Okay, so where's
the little ball?
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It's easy, it's right here.
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How'd you do that?
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Why don't you try it, okay?
See if you can fool me.
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I won't even look.
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And I bet you,
I can guess where it is.
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Bet you can't.
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I'm going to
mix them up so good,
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you'll never guess.
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Okay, and while
you're doing that,
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I'm just going to give you
a little shot, okay?
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There, done.
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Wow, that didn't hurt at all!
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He gives better shots
than doctor Weston.
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Mom, when I come back,
can I see this guy?
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Can I?
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Well, sure, we want you
to be happy here.
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Yes!
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You don't have to be that happy.
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Well, that was a great job,
giving him that shot.
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Oh, yeah.
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The, uh, the magic stuff,
it's kind of my hobby.
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Seems to come in handy
with the kids.
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It sure does.
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Shuts the little brats up
every time.
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- Andrew?
- Yeah?
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Is it just me,
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or is there some kind of
chemistry between us?
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I don't know.
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I think we should
run some more tests.
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- Andrew?
- Yeah?
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- May I tell you something?
- Yeah.
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I find you very attractive.
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Thanks.
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Can I tell you something?
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Go right ahead.
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I work out four times a week.
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I've been concentrating
on my deltoids.
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Oh.
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Well, I work out, too, you know.
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I do 40 minutes
with free weights,
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20 minutes on the stairmaster.
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Oh.
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And then I go back
to the free weights,
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and then back to
the stairmaster,
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- and then I...
- Andrew.
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00:10:29,751 --> 00:10:31,128
Get back to me.
255
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,703
Oh, yeah. Okay.
256
00:10:37,529 --> 00:10:40,660
Okay, here you go, kiddo.
Two of clubs, right?
257
00:10:40,695 --> 00:10:42,271
Right!
258
00:10:42,497 --> 00:10:44,603
Boy, is he good.
259
00:10:47,349 --> 00:10:50,044
His whole deck is two of clubs.
260
00:10:51,673 --> 00:10:52,906
Oh, you're late.
261
00:10:52,941 --> 00:10:56,119
Too bad, you missed
the 3:00 magic show.
262
00:10:57,078 --> 00:10:59,300
Laverne, do you have a problem
with doctor Elliot?
263
00:11:00,415 --> 00:11:02,215
I know he is your friend's son,
264
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,417
but they is just somethin'
about that man.
265
00:11:04,453 --> 00:11:06,085
Now, I trust him
about as far as I trust
266
00:11:06,121 --> 00:11:08,089
an accountant in a cornfield.
267
00:11:09,324 --> 00:11:10,557
What?
268
00:11:10,592 --> 00:11:12,504
Take my word for it,
it's a bad thing.
269
00:11:14,062 --> 00:11:15,032
Okay.
270
00:11:15,064 --> 00:11:17,597
I don't know if he's
practicin' magic or medicine.
271
00:11:17,632 --> 00:11:19,732
He spends half his time
twistin' up balloons
272
00:11:19,768 --> 00:11:21,701
or showin' card tricks
to the kids.
273
00:11:21,736 --> 00:11:23,603
So? I do a little of that
myself.
274
00:11:23,638 --> 00:11:25,472
Oh, do you pull 20 feet
of colored scarves
275
00:11:25,507 --> 00:11:27,085
out your nose?
276
00:11:27,976 --> 00:11:29,676
Or pretend to walk
against the wind,
277
00:11:29,711 --> 00:11:32,619
like one of them white-faced,
French sissies.
278
00:11:33,815 --> 00:11:35,081
Okay, all right, all right.
279
00:11:35,116 --> 00:11:37,250
I admit that sometimes
he goes a little too far,
280
00:11:37,285 --> 00:11:39,385
like throwing his voice
281
00:11:39,421 --> 00:11:42,822
and making Billy Johnson's
rectal thermometer talk.
282
00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:49,168
Well, that ain't all.
283
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,443
You ever notice how he calls
all his patients "kiddo"?
284
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,911
That's because
he can't be bothered
285
00:11:52,947 --> 00:11:54,760
to remember their names!
286
00:11:54,788 --> 00:11:56,850
All right, Laverne,
so he has something to learn.
287
00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:59,240
That doesn't mean
he's practicing poor medicine.
288
00:12:00,749 --> 00:12:03,241
Okay, if you say so.
289
00:12:06,021 --> 00:12:09,623
Boy, little Jimmy Collier
sure needed a lot of tests.
290
00:12:09,658 --> 00:12:10,924
Who?
291
00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:13,581
Oh, yeah, that kid's
a real gold mine.
292
00:12:16,265 --> 00:12:18,398
- Gold mine?
- Ha, yeah.
293
00:12:18,434 --> 00:12:19,599
A couple more like that,
294
00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:21,268
and you've got yourself
a tennis court.
295
00:12:21,303 --> 00:12:22,671
Wait a minute.
296
00:12:23,138 --> 00:12:25,172
That's not how
I think of my patients.
297
00:12:25,207 --> 00:12:26,339
Harry, all I meant was...
298
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:28,141
in this office,
the kids come first.
299
00:12:28,177 --> 00:12:29,320
If you're going to be
part of this practice,
300
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:31,111
you'd better get
your priorities straight.
301
00:12:31,146 --> 00:12:33,513
- Harry, take it easy.
- Fine.
302
00:12:33,549 --> 00:12:35,322
As long as I made myself clear.
303
00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:37,495
Yeah, I don't know what
you're getting so hot about.
304
00:12:37,519 --> 00:12:39,990
Their insurance companies
pay for it anyway.
305
00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:46,130
Just fire the sucker.
306
00:12:54,059 --> 00:12:55,859
Just because
he's my friend's son
307
00:12:55,894 --> 00:12:57,827
doesn't mean he gets
any special treatment.
308
00:12:57,863 --> 00:12:59,113
Laverne, it's not so simple.
309
00:12:59,152 --> 00:13:00,997
I can't just let him go.
310
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:02,587
Then let me do it.
311
00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:09,005
Doctor's office.
312
00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:10,340
Yeah, just a moment.
313
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,006
It's Andrew's father.
314
00:13:13,478 --> 00:13:15,479
Hi, Roger. How are you?
315
00:13:16,648 --> 00:13:18,222
No, no, Andy's doing fine.
316
00:13:18,262 --> 00:13:19,790
He's doing just fine.
317
00:13:20,986 --> 00:13:22,986
No, no, no,
I wouldn't cut him slack
318
00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,988
just because he's your boy.
319
00:13:28,026 --> 00:13:29,866
Roger, Roger,
I've got to go, I've got to go.
320
00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:32,862
I have someone in the office
who's having convulsions.
321
00:13:36,435 --> 00:13:37,614
Hey, I thought you couldn't eat
322
00:13:37,638 --> 00:13:38,935
when you're in love.
323
00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:40,503
Maybe I'm not in love.
324
00:13:40,539 --> 00:13:42,305
Here we go.
325
00:13:42,307 --> 00:13:44,374
I just don't know
what the relationship is.
326
00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:46,686
I mean, all Andrew
talks about is himself.
327
00:13:46,712 --> 00:13:47,877
Don't you think, by now,
328
00:13:47,913 --> 00:13:50,080
he would have asked
something about me?
329
00:13:50,115 --> 00:13:51,744
Not if he's smart.
330
00:13:53,785 --> 00:13:55,321
Carol, remember
what daddy was saying
331
00:13:55,361 --> 00:13:58,095
about you being so critical
and not giving guys a chance?
332
00:13:58,131 --> 00:14:00,565
Well, you've been doing great.
Just stick with it.
333
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,033
You're right.
334
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,935
I am not going to screw this up.
335
00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,937
I keep looking for
the perfect man,
336
00:14:05,972 --> 00:14:08,372
and I just have to realize
he doesn't exist.
337
00:14:08,408 --> 00:14:10,005
Morning, westons.
338
00:14:11,911 --> 00:14:13,951
I give you exhibit "a".
339
00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:16,414
Well, you guys were right
340
00:14:16,449 --> 00:14:17,459
about that party
in the Caribbean.
341
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:18,616
It was a wedding ceremony.
342
00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:19,617
I think they're out to get me.
343
00:14:19,652 --> 00:14:21,089
Look what came in the mail.
344
00:14:24,157 --> 00:14:25,338
A voodoo doll.
345
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:26,591
It's a little me.
346
00:14:26,626 --> 00:14:27,658
How can you tell?
347
00:14:27,694 --> 00:14:29,966
It's got our food in its hand.
348
00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:31,841
Well, that doesn't
really matter,
349
00:14:31,865 --> 00:14:34,765
because I have a plan
to defeat the forces of evil
350
00:14:34,801 --> 00:14:36,567
that are plotting to destroy me.
351
00:14:36,603 --> 00:14:40,052
Barbara, make a note:
"Send money to forces of evil."
352
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,418
I really don't believe in
all that voodoo stuff,
353
00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:45,076
but I decided to take
one minor little precaution
354
00:14:45,111 --> 00:14:47,511
to take the curse off.
What's that?
355
00:14:47,547 --> 00:14:48,824
Well, I'm flying
to the Caribbean,
356
00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:50,281
and I'm paying a witch doctor
357
00:14:50,316 --> 00:14:52,724
1,000 bucks
to dip me in bat dung.
358
00:14:54,453 --> 00:14:55,919
Charley, save your money.
359
00:14:55,954 --> 00:14:57,782
I'll do that for free.
360
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:02,163
Thanks for the offer, Carol,
but I need a witch doctor.
361
00:15:05,397 --> 00:15:06,592
Ow!
362
00:15:13,405 --> 00:15:15,211
You know, I can't believe
we've only known each other
363
00:15:15,235 --> 00:15:17,515
such a short time. Me, neither.
364
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,443
You know, I think that...
you know what I think?
365
00:15:20,479 --> 00:15:21,878
I think that you're wonderful,
366
00:15:21,913 --> 00:15:24,147
and this is going to be
a perfect afternoon.
367
00:15:24,182 --> 00:15:26,649
Oh, well, I'm glad
you picked this place.
368
00:15:26,685 --> 00:15:28,318
It's so...
- romantic.
369
00:15:28,353 --> 00:15:30,720
Ha, you took the words
right out of my mouth...
370
00:15:30,756 --> 00:15:32,981
- Ha, ha.
- Again.
371
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,659
Did I mention
that you make me laugh?
372
00:15:36,661 --> 00:15:38,228
Oh, and I love the way
you laugh,
373
00:15:38,263 --> 00:15:40,196
the way your eyes
crinkle up at the corners.
374
00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:42,968
They're crinkled, already?
I have crinkly eyes?
375
00:15:43,468 --> 00:15:45,067
I have some great news.
376
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:48,397
I did something
so impulsive today.
377
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:49,839
I was thinking about you,
378
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:53,758
and I bought something,
something very special.
379
00:15:54,479 --> 00:15:55,786
Yes?
380
00:15:56,314 --> 00:15:58,092
Close your eyes.
Give me your hand.
381
00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:01,794
Oh, well, Andrew,
we hardly know each other.
382
00:16:01,826 --> 00:16:03,791
I couldn't possibly accept...
383
00:16:06,158 --> 00:16:09,198
- It's a BMW!
- For me?
384
00:16:09,352 --> 00:16:13,696
Well, no, for me,
but it's midnight blue,
385
00:16:13,732 --> 00:16:16,399
uh, leather seats,
chrome wheels.
386
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,146
You don't think
it's too pretentious, do you?
387
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,905
For you? No, not at all.
388
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,173
Oh, what's wrong now?
389
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,325
You know, I thought
you'd be happy for me.
390
00:16:25,364 --> 00:16:26,954
You know, sometimes, Carol,
I just don't know
391
00:16:26,978 --> 00:16:28,623
how you're going to react,
how you're going to feel.
392
00:16:28,647 --> 00:16:29,791
Well, how could you possibly
393
00:16:29,815 --> 00:16:31,014
know I'm going to feel?
394
00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:32,749
I mean, what do you know
about me?
395
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,418
Have you ever asked me
anything about myself?
396
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,664
I mean, where did I
go to college?
397
00:16:36,688 --> 00:16:39,022
Did I go to college?
Have I ever been married?
398
00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:41,324
Okay. So I don't ask
a lot of questions.
399
00:16:41,359 --> 00:16:45,261
But, but I know I love the way
your eyes sparkle
400
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,226
whenever I enter a room.
401
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:50,934
The way you always
ask about my day.
402
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:54,204
Oh, and I do know that you like
chocolate mousse ice cream.
403
00:16:54,239 --> 00:16:55,588
No, Andrew.
404
00:16:55,809 --> 00:16:57,528
That's your favorite.
405
00:16:58,114 --> 00:16:59,720
I thought you liked it too.
406
00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:02,750
Andrew, one of two things
is happening here.
407
00:17:02,786 --> 00:17:05,052
Either I'm being overly
critic of men again,
408
00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,889
or you are a fat-headed,
egotistical ass.
409
00:17:07,924 --> 00:17:12,292
Carol, you're sure this isn't
some sort of hormonal thing?
410
00:17:15,832 --> 00:17:18,026
You're smart. You get the idea.
411
00:17:25,074 --> 00:17:26,888
I have some upsetting news.
412
00:17:27,243 --> 00:17:29,841
Doctor Elliot is late,
real late.
413
00:17:30,079 --> 00:17:32,158
Laverne, according to you,
everybody's always late.
414
00:17:32,182 --> 00:17:33,848
Well, either he's slackin' off,
415
00:17:33,883 --> 00:17:35,383
or something real bad's
happened.
416
00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:36,978
I hope not.
417
00:17:38,521 --> 00:17:40,054
Laverne, let it go.
418
00:17:40,089 --> 00:17:42,323
He's my friend's son.
He's dating my daughter.
419
00:17:42,358 --> 00:17:43,524
Let's just drop it.
420
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,592
You're right, not another word.
421
00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:48,001
You know what else he did?
Laverne!
422
00:17:48,431 --> 00:17:50,097
Look, I had a long talk
with Andrew.
423
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,699
I think I finally
got through to him.
424
00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:53,262
I think he understood me
this time.
425
00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:54,636
Doctor.
426
00:17:56,821 --> 00:17:58,405
Ah, Daniel.
427
00:18:00,138 --> 00:18:01,270
What are you doing here?
428
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,464
Aren't you
supposed to be in school?
429
00:18:02,488 --> 00:18:04,083
Yeah, cool, huh?
430
00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:06,247
Oh, you're waiting
for doctor Andy
431
00:18:06,282 --> 00:18:07,815
to give you your allergy shot.
432
00:18:07,851 --> 00:18:09,085
Well, look, he's late.
433
00:18:09,382 --> 00:18:10,782
How about I give it to you?
434
00:18:10,817 --> 00:18:12,881
Uh, no thanks. I'll wait.
435
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,487
You are not going to believe
the day that I have had.
436
00:18:16,523 --> 00:18:19,323
To top it off, some jerk
dings the door of my BMW.
437
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,569
I've been running around
like crazy
438
00:18:20,593 --> 00:18:21,893
trying to find a good body shop.
439
00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:23,773
Andrew, I'm very sorry
to hear about your car,
440
00:18:23,797 --> 00:18:25,274
but you have a patient
waiting for you
441
00:18:25,298 --> 00:18:27,799
for more than half an hour.
Oh, right, right.
442
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:29,200
Hi, kid.
443
00:18:29,235 --> 00:18:31,135
Oh, yeah, yeah,
what's he getting?
444
00:18:31,171 --> 00:18:32,537
You know, my allergy shot.
445
00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:33,938
Right, right.
446
00:18:33,973 --> 00:18:35,184
Do the shell thing
like last time.
447
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,174
I think I figured it out.
448
00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:37,308
I mean, how did he hit me?
449
00:18:37,343 --> 00:18:39,010
I was parked
on the end parking place.
450
00:18:39,045 --> 00:18:40,890
Do you have any idea how much
this is going to cost me?
451
00:18:40,914 --> 00:18:42,324
Will you watch
that needle, please?
452
00:18:42,348 --> 00:18:43,714
I'm sorry, Harry. I'm sorry.
453
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,883
It's just got me upset.
Alright, let's go.
454
00:18:45,919 --> 00:18:47,496
Do the shell thing!
I want to see the shell game!
455
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,697
You don't need it, all right?
456
00:18:48,721 --> 00:18:49,765
You had the shot.
It didn't hurt.
457
00:18:49,789 --> 00:18:51,117
Now roll up your sleeve.
458
00:18:51,146 --> 00:18:52,857
You've got a call,
doctor Elliot,
459
00:18:52,892 --> 00:18:55,259
some body shop, a guy named
Gunther on the phone.
460
00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:58,734
Sounds real expensive.
I've got to take this.
461
00:19:03,839 --> 00:19:05,114
Laverne, you tell doctor Elliot
462
00:19:05,138 --> 00:19:06,337
I want him in my office
463
00:19:06,372 --> 00:19:08,306
the second
he gets off that phone.
464
00:19:09,311 --> 00:19:11,176
Come on, Daniel.
465
00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:15,787
It's comin',
I feel it comin'
466
00:19:19,507 --> 00:19:20,866
Laverne said
you wanted to see me?
467
00:19:20,890 --> 00:19:23,157
- Yes, Andrew.
- And then she snickered.
468
00:19:23,192 --> 00:19:24,625
Interesting woman.
469
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:26,338
One day I'd like to find out
what makes her tick.
470
00:19:26,362 --> 00:19:28,195
No, you wouldn't.
471
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:29,935
Please, sit down there.
472
00:19:30,499 --> 00:19:31,932
You're upset, Harry.
473
00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:33,333
Let me make you a giraffe.
474
00:19:33,369 --> 00:19:35,239
I don't want a giraffe.
475
00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:36,804
Is this about me and Carol?
476
00:19:36,839 --> 00:19:38,038
No, it's about you and me.
477
00:19:38,074 --> 00:19:40,774
Andrew, uh, we've had
several discussions,
478
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:42,354
and evidently, I've not
gotten through to you.
479
00:19:42,378 --> 00:19:45,309
I mean, we just have
different views of medicine.
480
00:19:45,715 --> 00:19:47,685
Really, like what?
481
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:50,383
For one thing, I like children.
482
00:19:50,453 --> 00:19:52,052
- So do I.
- No, you don't.
483
00:19:52,088 --> 00:19:53,565
You amuse them,
you do for tricks for them,
484
00:19:53,589 --> 00:19:56,642
but I've got the feeling
that you really don't like them.
485
00:19:56,992 --> 00:19:59,618
Harry, I know I'm a good doctor.
486
00:19:59,829 --> 00:20:00,906
That's what's so frustrating.
487
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:02,207
You know, you've got the talent,
488
00:20:02,231 --> 00:20:03,675
you've got the ability,
you've got the training.
489
00:20:03,699 --> 00:20:06,433
But you can't really be
a good doctor, Andrew,
490
00:20:06,469 --> 00:20:08,368
unless you care
for your patients.
491
00:20:08,404 --> 00:20:10,269
I usually care.
492
00:20:11,874 --> 00:20:14,041
I need someone
who cares all the time.
493
00:20:14,076 --> 00:20:15,554
Andrew, this is
very difficult for me.
494
00:20:15,578 --> 00:20:17,022
Your father's
one of my dearest friends.
495
00:20:17,046 --> 00:20:19,952
- Well, he loves you, Harry.
- Oh, god.
496
00:20:21,117 --> 00:20:22,583
Well, be that as it may, Andrew,
497
00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:24,486
I'm afraid I have to let you go.
498
00:20:25,187 --> 00:20:26,419
You mean, I'm fired.
499
00:20:26,998 --> 00:20:30,399
Yeah. I just hope that
you've learned something
500
00:20:30,435 --> 00:20:31,801
from this experience,
501
00:20:31,836 --> 00:20:34,503
and I'm really very sorry
that it's come to this.
502
00:20:34,539 --> 00:20:36,023
Yeah, so am I.
503
00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:38,919
But, hey, don't worry about me.
504
00:20:38,943 --> 00:20:40,042
I'll be all right.
505
00:20:40,078 --> 00:20:41,910
I just won't put it
on my resume.
506
00:20:46,217 --> 00:20:47,546
Good-bye, Harry.
507
00:20:48,353 --> 00:20:49,542
Bye.
508
00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:55,958
Laverne, get Andrew's father
on the phone for me, please.
509
00:20:55,994 --> 00:21:01,230
Yes. Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
510
00:21:07,905 --> 00:21:09,495
Hi, daddy. How was your day?
511
00:21:10,274 --> 00:21:14,076
Girls, when your mother and I
talked about having children,
512
00:21:14,112 --> 00:21:15,444
uh, we thought
it'd be a good idea
513
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,748
to have more than one,
so that when hard times hit,
514
00:21:18,783 --> 00:21:20,898
they'd be there for each other.
515
00:21:21,352 --> 00:21:23,192
He's throwing us out, Carol.
516
00:21:24,255 --> 00:21:25,566
Carol, you know,
I know I gave you
517
00:21:25,590 --> 00:21:27,723
this big speech about
not being too critical,
518
00:21:27,759 --> 00:21:29,592
about giving people a chance,
but sometimes,
519
00:21:29,627 --> 00:21:34,830
regardless of how hard you try,
things just don't work out.
520
00:21:34,866 --> 00:21:37,199
You fired Andrew,
didn't you, daddy?
521
00:21:37,235 --> 00:21:39,346
Barbara, round a bowl of
peanut butter cups in the house.
522
00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:41,046
Bring them to your sister.
523
00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:45,800
Yes, uh, I did.
524
00:21:46,144 --> 00:21:47,109
It's all right, daddy.
525
00:21:47,145 --> 00:21:48,696
I broke up with Andrew.
526
00:21:49,347 --> 00:21:51,307
Do I have to be here for this?
527
00:21:52,016 --> 00:21:54,884
I gave him a chance,
but the man was a boob.
528
00:21:54,919 --> 00:21:57,222
Well, Carol,
I wouldn't say he was...
529
00:21:57,755 --> 00:21:59,631
Yeah, boob about says it.
530
00:22:00,324 --> 00:22:01,735
Well, you know,
I think I'm going to put
531
00:22:01,759 --> 00:22:05,620
this associate thing
on hold for a while.
532
00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:08,990
You know, daddy, it's amazing
that he took us both in.
533
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,833
I mean, you're older,
you're wiser.
534
00:22:10,868 --> 00:22:12,702
You should've seen
right through him.
535
00:22:12,737 --> 00:22:14,559
But daddy just worked with him.
536
00:22:14,972 --> 00:22:16,800
Think about what
you did with him.
537
00:22:17,975 --> 00:22:19,280
I don't want to hear this.
538
00:22:25,966 --> 00:22:29,145
Oh! Great, a tennis match.
Maybe agassi is playing.
539
00:22:29,192 --> 00:22:31,788
I'll get it!
540
00:22:31,838 --> 00:22:36,388
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