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Life goes on and so do we
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Just how we do it
is no mystery
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One by one -
one by one
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we fill the days
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we find a thousand
different ways
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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Hard to find
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that's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
for anything you need
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Anything you need
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rain or shine
I'll be the one
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To share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
as life goes on
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But, Nick, we've had tickets
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to this garth Brooks concert
for months.
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Now, as a nurse, I say
anybody with a temperature
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should stay in bed.
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As your wife, well,
you know what they say.
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Starve a cold, take a fever
to a garth Brooks concert.
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All right, hon.
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If you get to feelin' better,
give me a call.
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- Oh, is Nick sick?
- He seems to be.
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He was supposed to go with me
to see garth Brooks.
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Garth Brooks?
Oh, that country singer.
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'Scuse me.
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Callin' garth Brooks
"that country singer"
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is like callin'
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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"that guy with a nice build."
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Garth Brooks is hot!
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Hell, he could just
hum in the shower
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and still go triple platinum.
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Well, I'm in a pinch
to find someone.
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Oh, so you want me to go.
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I said I's in a pinch,
not desperate.
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I think I'll ask Judy
in proctology.
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She could use
a change of scenery.
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Hey, daddy. Hey, Laverne.
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Laverne, this is Doug,
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my new partner, on duty and off.
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Well, keep your hands
on her off duty,
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and your hands off her on duty,
and you'll do fine.
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Bye-bye.
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Hi, Doug. Nice to see you again.
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What are you guys
doing around here?
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Trying to identify a body.
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Where should we
have lunch, Dougie?
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I don't know, anywhere.
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But first, I've got to
call the station
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and tell them the body
was burned beyond recognition.
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Hey, cajun.
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Use the, go use
the phone in my office.
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It's right in there.
Hurry, boo bear.
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"Boo bear"?
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Daddy, do you know
what is so weird?
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I've only known him six weeks,
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and I've never felt this way
about anybody.
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He's all I think about,
and I'm so happy!
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Oh, baby, that's great, honey.
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Well, I'm happy
that you're happy.
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Yeah, yeah,
all god's children is happy.
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Well, still no luck?
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Well, Judy's
gotta work overtime.
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Seems she's the only one
down there
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knows how to give a lower gi.
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Guess you can say
she's left holdin' the bag.
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Barbara, you wanna go to
a garth Brooks concert tonight?
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Oh, I love garth Brooks,
but we have plans.
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Hey, don't worry about me.
You two go on.
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- I'll be fine.
- You sure?
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Hey, it's not like
we don't see each other
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- every day at work.
- Okay.
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It sounds fun, Laverne.
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Dr. Weston's office.
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Oh, Nick.
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Oh, you're feelin' better.
Great.
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Hey, I can get us police passes,
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and we can go backstage.
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Backstage?
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Nick, you ain't
goin' nowhere, now.
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You're a sick man.
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I held everything
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and for a moment
wasn't I a king
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But if I'd only known
how the king would fall
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Hey who's to say
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you know I might
have changed it all
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And now I'm glad
I didn't know
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The way it all would end
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boy, this is a lot better
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than those seats
we was stuck in.
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I told you,
they let cops in anywhere.
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Anywhere?
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Ice capades?
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- Uh-huh.
- Wow!
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I could have missed the pain
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But I'd have had to miss
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the dance
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hold it.
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Now, no one gets past here,
and I mean no one.
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Yeah, but we're big fans.
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Fans?
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All right, he's over there.
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I've seen better security
in parrot world.
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Hey, I told everybody
in the nurses' lounge
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I'd get his autograph
or die tryin'.
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Just blend in, act nonchalant.
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Oh, my lord! Garth Brooks
is a-standin' right there!
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I don't believe it!
Garth Brooks!
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Laverne, what happened
to nonchalant?
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Oh, my lord! Garth Brooks
is a-lookin' at me!
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- Whoa Nelly!
- Jeez, now!
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Jeff, I'm going to
need a hand here.
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We're gonna have to
get this gal some air.
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Oh! Oh, my lord!
Do you know who you are?
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Yes, ma'am. I'm garth Brooks.
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Whoa Nelly!
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Gosh, I'm sorry, garth.
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Uh, I don't know how
they got in here.
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Rock, buddy,
if you're standing here,
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who's got the front door?
Uh, uhoh.
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Miami pd!
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Everybody, stay back!
Just stay back!
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Yes, all security personnel,
report to backstage,
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immediately! Stay back!
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Oh, daddy,
wasn't the ballet exquisite?
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Very relaxing, dear.
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You know, I think
my favorite part of the ballet,
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was leromenade de...
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The march of the rotting fruits.
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What was your favorite part
of the evening, daddy?
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The parking lot.
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Hi, westons!
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Where you been?
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I took daddy to the ballet.
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Speaking of which. Harry,
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don't you ever wish
you had a son?
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Someone you could take
to the old fishing hole,
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someone to putt around
the hardware store with.
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He has Barbara.
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Someone who could
move in with you
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while his house is being
tented and fumigated?
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Now Charley, if we let you
come and stay with us,
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we'd have to say yes
to all the vermin.
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Charley, why don't you
just check into a motel?
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Yeah, I guess I could,
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some little flophouse
on the highway,
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and the smell
of moldy carpeting,
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the rhythmic flash
of the electronic sign
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with one missing bulb.
Acancy, acancy, acancy.
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All right, all right, all right,
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Charley, you can stay,
but just one night.
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Daddy, have you lost your mind?
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- It's only one night, Carol.
- So was the bay of pigs.
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- Carol?
- Not a word.
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Okay. Good night, dad.
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Good night, sis.
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Carol, what's keeping Barbara?
Where is she?
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Oh, that's right.
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She went
to that hillbilly hoedown.
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- Hi, guys.
- Howdy, partner!
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Daddy, Carol,
this is garth Brooks.
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Hi.
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Well, rope my feet
and call me dogie.
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Hi, I'm married.
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Mr. Brooks, it's a pleasure.
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- Just come on in here.
- Thanks.
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- Hey, great dog.
- You want him?
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He's yours. Take him.
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Well, it's a real honor
to have you in our home.
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Garth give us a ride home
in his limo.
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- Laverne lost her keys.
- Really?
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Laverne never loses anything.
I lose lots of things.
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What's wrong with you?
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We met garth backstage
after the show.
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Yes, I was having a little
trouble backstage,
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and, uh, Barbara
really bailed me out.
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You know, you've got
quite a daughter here.
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Shoot, I offered her a job
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as chief of security
on the road.
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It's a great offer,
but I can't leave the force,
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an I don't want to leave Doug.
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Excuse me, I'm gonna go
call him and say good night.
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Well, it must be very exciting
being in show business, huh?
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People cheering for you,
and selling all those albums, and...
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Do you know Vic damone?
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Hello?
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I wanted 555-3201?
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This is it.
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Is Doug there?
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Just a minute. Boo bear!
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He's in the shower.
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Who is this?
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This is his girlfriend.
Who's this?
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Nobody.
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So, garth.
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Let me see if I understand this,
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so then a dogie
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isn't really a dog at all?
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Well, that's fascinating.
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I think it's time
I let you folks get to sleep.
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Come on, Laverne.
I'll drive you home.
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No, no, no, no! Don't bother.
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I'll drive Laverne.
Don't you dare.
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- It's nice to meet you.
- You, too.
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Uh, garth.
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Listen,
I've been thinking about it,
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and, uh, I'd love to go
on the road with you.
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- Cool!
- What are you talking about?
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I've decided to take the job.
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I'm going to take
a leave of absence.
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Are you serious?
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Barbara,
you're gonna leave home,
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just like that?
I mean, what about Doug?
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Oh, I just talked to him
about it,
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and he's devastated, of course,
but he wants what I want.
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Now, Barbara, you know
now that the road means
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like a different town
every night,
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lonely motel rooms,
not sure where you're going,
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sometimes not even sure
where you've been.
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I think I just
wrote another hit.
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Hey, garth.
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You know,
with an itinerary like that,
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I believe you could
use a nurse on board.
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Barbara, I'll call you tomorrow.
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We'll work out the details.
Okay?
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Let's go get in your limo,
garth.
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Uh, would you mind drivin'
by my friend Judy's
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with the moon roof open?
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Driving by Judy's
with the moon roof open
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I think I'll leave that one
for Vic damone.
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Oh, I'm going to miss you.
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Barbara, are you sure
you want to do this?
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I'm sure.
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Are you sure
you have enough money?
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I'm sure.
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Are you sure you won't
take your sister with you?
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Daddy, Carol's waited 30 years
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to have you all to herself.
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I know, and I'm frightened.
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Now, look, honey, if you decide
you want to come home...
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daddy, why do you
keep saying that?
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Because this is
all so sudden, dear.
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You seemed happy with what
you were doing. Weren't you?
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Yeah, but this is
a chance of a lifetime
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to work with garth.
How could anyone pass it up?
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Okay, now maybe I'm asking
too many questions,
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but what about you and Doug?
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You're right.
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You're asking
too many questions.
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No, no, it should be
four men in front,
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four men in back.
251
00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:02,171
Yeah, and do me a favor.
252
00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:03,539
Check with the fire marshal,
253
00:12:03,574 --> 00:12:05,975
because we really have to
keep that side gate closed.
254
00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,518
Okay, bye.
255
00:12:14,452 --> 00:12:16,931
Cool, a little sewing kit.
256
00:12:22,894 --> 00:12:24,462
Drrrrring!
257
00:12:26,831 --> 00:12:27,974
Hello?
258
00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:29,918
Doug?
259
00:12:30,735 --> 00:12:32,117
Doug who?
260
00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:35,209
Oh, Doug.
261
00:12:35,673 --> 00:12:38,015
Yes, I seem to remember you,
262
00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:41,881
but not as much as
I remember your girlfriend!
263
00:12:49,387 --> 00:12:52,044
Ah, still no answer, dreyf.
264
00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:54,189
Barbara, where are you?
265
00:12:54,225 --> 00:12:55,636
What are you doing?
266
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,195
Oh, my god.
267
00:13:00,231 --> 00:13:01,864
She ran off with the drummer.
268
00:13:01,899 --> 00:13:03,693
It's always the drummer.
269
00:13:05,002 --> 00:13:08,371
Woman go for those
gene krupa types, you know.
270
00:13:10,474 --> 00:13:13,074
- Dad!
- Will you stop saying that?
271
00:13:13,277 --> 00:13:16,712
I am so glad you're home.
Have you seen my book?
272
00:13:16,747 --> 00:13:18,180
What book?
273
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:21,191
My pop-up edition of
lady chatterley's lover.
274
00:13:21,642 --> 00:13:24,286
I threw that disgusting
thing away, Charley.
275
00:13:24,322 --> 00:13:25,955
Right. When you're done with it,
276
00:13:25,990 --> 00:13:27,823
I'd like to have it back.
277
00:13:27,858 --> 00:13:30,459
Charley, you've been here
for five days.
278
00:13:30,494 --> 00:13:32,828
I mean, how long does it take
to fumigate a house?
279
00:13:32,863 --> 00:13:34,563
Well, don't blame me.
280
00:13:34,598 --> 00:13:36,398
Blame the seven-legged
tiger weevil.
281
00:13:36,434 --> 00:13:40,436
You know, it eats 30,000 times
its weight in one day.
282
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:42,071
Well, that does sound
pretty scary.
283
00:13:42,106 --> 00:13:43,305
You're telling me.
284
00:13:43,341 --> 00:13:45,912
We're still trying to find
the orkin man.
285
00:13:46,775 --> 00:13:48,145
Good night, papa.
286
00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:50,944
Hi, daddy!
287
00:13:50,979 --> 00:13:52,879
Boy, are we
going to have fun tonight,
288
00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:55,381
just the two of us.
I don't know, dear.
289
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,594
It'd be pretty hard
to top the fun
290
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,691
we've had this past week.
291
00:13:59,721 --> 00:14:01,888
Now, daddy, I know
you weren't really crazy
292
00:14:01,923 --> 00:14:05,124
about the lecture on feminist
themes in German opera.
293
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,125
Well...
294
00:14:06,161 --> 00:14:07,760
so tonight, I got us a video.
295
00:14:07,796 --> 00:14:09,529
- Oh, all right, good.
- Napoleon.
296
00:14:09,564 --> 00:14:13,499
It's French, it's silent,
and it's four hours long.
297
00:14:13,535 --> 00:14:16,566
So put on your glasses
and let's get started.
298
00:14:24,324 --> 00:14:26,530
God, it's good
to be off that bus.
299
00:14:28,683 --> 00:14:30,534
Didn't I just leave this room?
300
00:14:46,374 --> 00:14:50,136
Hi, this is Doug.
301
00:14:50,171 --> 00:14:51,604
I can't come to the phone
right now,
302
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,640
but if you'll leave your...
Hello, I'm home.
303
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:54,989
Hang on.
304
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:13,993
Checkout time is 1:00.
305
00:15:14,029 --> 00:15:15,495
There are two fire exits,
306
00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:17,196
one on the left hand side
of the hallway,
307
00:15:17,232 --> 00:15:18,817
one on the right.
308
00:15:22,337 --> 00:15:24,270
Yep.
309
00:15:26,942 --> 00:15:28,037
Hello?
310
00:15:28,743 --> 00:15:29,914
Daddy.
311
00:15:30,078 --> 00:15:31,279
Hi.
312
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,386
Yeah, I'm having a great time.
313
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:38,323
Yes, of course I miss you,
and dreyfuss too.
314
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,759
And you know what's weird?
315
00:15:41,056 --> 00:15:42,667
I always thought
if I got away from Carol,
316
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,267
I wouldn't miss her a bit.
317
00:15:44,492 --> 00:15:46,172
I was right!
318
00:15:49,764 --> 00:15:51,464
Yeah, I'm making
a lot of new friends.
319
00:15:51,499 --> 00:15:52,932
Daddy, I've got to go.
320
00:15:52,934 --> 00:15:55,511
Somebody's at the door.
Okay, bye.
321
00:15:55,966 --> 00:15:57,884
- Room service.
- I'm coming.
322
00:16:00,497 --> 00:16:02,075
Hi, Kimberly. How's it going?
323
00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:05,527
Same as ten minutes ago.
Here's another burger.
324
00:16:05,911 --> 00:16:08,198
You got a tapeworm or something?
325
00:16:08,817 --> 00:16:10,035
No.
326
00:16:10,352 --> 00:16:11,595
Actually, I'm not
really that hungry.
327
00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:13,786
I just wanted some company.
328
00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:15,142
No.
329
00:16:15,861 --> 00:16:17,167
Yeah.
330
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,027
You see, I used to be a cop,
331
00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:23,162
and this really humiliating
thing happened to me,
332
00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:25,398
and I didn't want to
tell my family about it.
333
00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,734
So I took this tour,
and now I'm here with garth,
334
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,502
and I don't want
to let him down.
335
00:16:29,537 --> 00:16:31,404
And how can Doug
make me so miserable
336
00:16:31,439 --> 00:16:34,207
from so far away?
You're security?
337
00:16:34,242 --> 00:16:36,784
Usually it's the stars
that are nuts.
338
00:16:37,811 --> 00:16:38,984
Sorry.
339
00:16:40,077 --> 00:16:41,214
Thanks.
340
00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:42,332
Mm-hmm.
341
00:16:42,717 --> 00:16:44,288
Oh, listen.
342
00:16:44,544 --> 00:16:46,052
You seem like a nice person,
343
00:16:46,087 --> 00:16:48,888
so let me give you a few pieces
of good advice.
344
00:16:48,923 --> 00:16:51,591
Number one, you can't run away
from your problems,
345
00:16:51,626 --> 00:16:53,726
and, two, you'd make
a lot more friends
346
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,981
if you'd learn how to tip.
347
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,691
- You wanted to see me?
- Hey, yeah, come on in.
348
00:17:10,278 --> 00:17:12,155
- So how's it going?
- Great.
349
00:17:12,238 --> 00:17:13,405
I'm, uh, kind of curious.
350
00:17:13,434 --> 00:17:14,371
How are you like it on the road?
351
00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:15,854
Oh, I love it.
352
00:17:15,889 --> 00:17:17,790
You can go to hell
for lying, Barbara.
353
00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:20,158
I like it.
354
00:17:20,193 --> 00:17:22,026
I talked to your friend
Kimberly.
355
00:17:22,062 --> 00:17:24,195
She gets pretty talkative,
you know?
356
00:17:24,231 --> 00:17:26,106
Of course, you've got to
tip her first.
357
00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:33,338
Okay, garth, I hate it.
358
00:17:33,373 --> 00:17:34,706
I mean, I love working with you,
359
00:17:34,741 --> 00:17:38,276
but this bus and motel thing
gets real old.
360
00:17:38,311 --> 00:17:39,522
But don't worry.
I'm not going to quit.
361
00:17:39,546 --> 00:17:40,945
It's not the way I am.
362
00:17:40,981 --> 00:17:42,291
Barbara, I was hoping
that you'd realize,
363
00:17:42,315 --> 00:17:43,815
if there's one thing
my music's about,
364
00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:45,250
it's about following your heart,
365
00:17:45,285 --> 00:17:47,452
doing what
you really want to do.
366
00:17:47,487 --> 00:17:48,720
And to tell you the truth,
367
00:17:48,755 --> 00:17:50,266
I just don't feel
that you want to do this.
368
00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:52,368
Well, that's really sweet,
garth, but I made a commitment,
369
00:17:52,392 --> 00:17:55,393
and I'm going to stick to it.
Don't worry about the job.
370
00:17:55,428 --> 00:17:58,496
I mean, I can always
get my mom back.
371
00:18:02,936 --> 00:18:04,168
I'm not gonna do that to you.
372
00:18:04,204 --> 00:18:07,338
I'm not quitting.
Okay, you're fired.
373
00:18:07,374 --> 00:18:08,907
What? Why?
374
00:18:08,942 --> 00:18:10,942
Cause I'm ruthless.
I'm a big star!
375
00:18:10,977 --> 00:18:12,310
Garth.
376
00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:15,513
Barbara, maybe I can
explain it a little better.
377
00:18:15,548 --> 00:18:16,915
I want to play a song for you.
378
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:20,750
You're going to sing
a song now, just to me?
379
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,120
Yeah, don't worry.
380
00:18:22,155 --> 00:18:24,555
I saw this in an Elvis movie.
381
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,607
You know
a dream is like a river
382
00:18:31,998 --> 00:18:34,572
Ever changing as it flows
383
00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:37,399
And the dreamer's
just a vessel
384
00:18:37,795 --> 00:18:40,371
That must follow
where it goes
385
00:18:40,407 --> 00:18:43,768
Trying to learn
from what's behind you
386
00:18:44,009 --> 00:18:46,610
And never knowing
what's in store
387
00:18:46,645 --> 00:18:49,446
Makes each day
a constant battle
388
00:18:49,949 --> 00:18:52,940
Just to stay
between the shores
389
00:18:54,053 --> 00:18:57,354
And there's bound to be
rough waters
390
00:18:57,389 --> 00:19:00,023
And I know
I'll take some falls
391
00:19:00,059 --> 00:19:03,126
But with the good lord
as my captain
392
00:19:03,162 --> 00:19:07,564
I can make it
through them all
393
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:13,747
Yes I will sail my vessel
till the river runs dry
394
00:19:14,139 --> 00:19:16,867
Like a bird upon the wind
395
00:19:17,209 --> 00:19:19,977
These waters are my sky
396
00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:23,535
I'll never reach
my destination
397
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,350
If I never try
398
00:19:26,385 --> 00:19:29,465
so I will sail my vessel
399
00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:33,219
till the river runs dry
400
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:37,471
yes I will sail my vessel
401
00:19:37,627 --> 00:19:42,407
till the river runs dry
402
00:20:01,984 --> 00:20:04,005
thanks for being ruthless.
403
00:20:15,665 --> 00:20:17,298
- Hi!
- Hey, baby.
404
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,777
Oh, how was your first day
back at work?
405
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:19,967
Great.
406
00:20:20,002 --> 00:20:21,635
I got a new partner,
and he's perfect.
407
00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:24,218
He's married
and he's really ugly.
408
00:20:25,508 --> 00:20:27,475
Well, I'm very happy
for you, dear.
409
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:29,210
Did you see that creep Doug?
410
00:20:29,245 --> 00:20:31,545
Yes, and I let
all my feelings out.
411
00:20:31,581 --> 00:20:32,725
I said everything
I wanted to say,
412
00:20:32,749 --> 00:20:34,181
and I didn't hold anything back.
413
00:20:34,217 --> 00:20:36,617
Oh, Barbara,
I'm so proud of you.
414
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,553
You know, confrontation
is extremely cathartic.
415
00:20:39,589 --> 00:20:43,876
But most importantly,
did you experience closure?
416
00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:50,754
No, but his left eye did
after I socked him.
417
00:20:55,138 --> 00:20:56,606
Well, they finished my house,
418
00:20:56,641 --> 00:20:58,978
so I guess I'll be movin' on.
419
00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:02,176
Charley, didn't I
kick you out yesterday?
420
00:21:02,211 --> 00:21:03,374
Uh-huh.
421
00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:05,713
Isn't that my suitcase?
422
00:21:05,748 --> 00:21:08,549
- Uh-huh.
- And my shirt?
423
00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:11,005
Uh-huh. Later, pater.
424
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,522
All right, maybe things
should get back to normal now.
425
00:21:14,557 --> 00:21:15,823
Come...
426
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,577
Ah, I'll get it,
I'll get it, I'll get it.
427
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,462
Hi, doctor.
I hope I'm not intrudin',
428
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:22,913
but could I take a look
around your house?
429
00:21:22,937 --> 00:21:24,562
It won't take a minute.
430
00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:27,416
Okay, go ahead.
431
00:21:27,447 --> 00:21:29,270
Okay, ladies,
step right this way
432
00:21:29,305 --> 00:21:30,437
for a tour of the home
433
00:21:30,473 --> 00:21:33,240
of the personal bodyguard
of garth Brooks.
434
00:21:33,276 --> 00:21:35,376
This is the dog
that garth Brooks petted.
435
00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:37,678
This is the couch
that garth Brooks sat on.
436
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,123
This is nobody.
437
00:21:39,982 --> 00:21:42,249
Listen, Laverne, you're giving
a tour of my home?
438
00:21:42,285 --> 00:21:44,062
Well, I would've charged,
but frankly, doctor,
439
00:21:44,086 --> 00:21:45,921
this ain't no Graceland.
440
00:21:45,968 --> 00:21:48,341
All right,
let's take a look outside.
441
00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:58,032
I got friends in low places
442
00:21:58,075 --> 00:22:00,175
Where the whisky drowns
443
00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:05,044
and a beer chases
my blues away
444
00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:10,160
And I'll be okay
445
00:22:11,888 --> 00:22:15,590
I'm not big on social graces
446
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:20,795
Think I'll slip on down
to the oasis so
447
00:22:20,831 --> 00:22:27,168
I've got friends
in low places
448
00:22:27,218 --> 00:22:31,768
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