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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
is no mystery
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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Rain or shine
I'll be the one
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To share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
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dreyfuss, you wanna hear
your horoscope?
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Travel plans
are in your immediate future.
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Morning, dreyf. After breakfast,
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I'll take you
for a nice long walk.
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Wow. Weird.
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Hey, honey.
Can I have the paper, please.
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Front page or sports section?
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Oh, no,
the gardening section, please.
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I wanna read Laura's column.
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Oh, daddy, I'm sorry.
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I forgot you were still
going out with her.
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- Hmm.
- You must really like her
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to be reading
all this boring stuff.
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Well, I mean,
yeah, I do like her.
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But I also find her column
rather interesting.
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Listen to this...
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"The hidden danger of root rot
lies in over watering.
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However, a nitrogen-based
fertilizer can..."
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welp, that's... pretty much
got the gist of that.
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Daddy, listen to my horoscope.
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A dark foreboding presence
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will soon enter your life.
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- Morning, everyone.
- Wow, weird times two.
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Hi, westons.
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I wanted you to be
the first to hear
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I volunteered to be
part of a medical experiment.
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What, there's a savant
who needs an idiot transplant?
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Wrong, Carol. This is about sex.
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You remember sex?
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It's what your husband
used to have
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with all those other women.
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So, Charley,
what's the experiment?
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Well, this group of researchers
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is testing a new drug.
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It's supposed to help men
who have a low sex drive.
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Charley, I didn't know
you had a low sex drive.
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I don't. Let me explain.
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This is the sex drive
of the average guy.
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This is me.
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This is me on miracle drug.
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Notice the increased distance
between me
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an average guy.
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Charley, let me explain.
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This is the brain of a moron.
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This is your brain.
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I don't get it.
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Anyway, bye, Carol, Barbara,
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average guy.
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Hmm. Harry,
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did you have a chance
to read my column this morning?
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Yes, yes, yes,
I... i saw it all right.
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Oh, I'm so glad.
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I'm always afraid
people use my column
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to line their bird cages, hmm.
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Laura, come on. There's...
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Lots of other uses
for you column.
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But, you know,
I've always wanted
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to try my hand at gardening.
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It seems like
such a satisfying way...
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Harry, I hate gardening.
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Good move, not mentioning
that in your column.
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Well, I feel so frustrated.
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As a writer, I feel
like I have a lot to say,
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but I'm stuck writing
articles like
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"annuals vs. Perennials.
Will the rivalry ever cease?"
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Well, dear, I mean,
if you're so unhappy
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with your gardening column,
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why don't you try
writing something else?
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Oh, believe me. I'd love to.
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- So? Why don't you?
- Hmm.
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I'm scared, I guess.
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Laura, come on.
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Now, you're a very good writer.
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Just find a subject
that you're passionate about,
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and take the risk
and trust yourself.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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You're a very
supportive man, Harry.
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It's easy. I believe in you.
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You know, I've really enjoyed
this time we've spent together.
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Yeah, I've had a good time, too.
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Well, um...
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Uh, this is getting cold.
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Oh.
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Hmm, I should get the waiter.
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Uh, no need. Just give it here.
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Here. Yeah.
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All right? All right.
Just say when.
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Sorry.
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When.
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Hi, Laverne, is Harry around?
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Dr. Weston is a very busy man
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with no time
for the likes of you.
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He is a professional
who has dedicated his life
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to the treatment of the sick.
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Ah, here you go.
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With one more twist,
Mr. balloon becomes...
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Mr. rooster! Cock-a-doodle-doo!
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And to think, one more week
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I could've been head cashier
at Piggly wiggly.
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Harry, I gotta talk to you.
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Come in. Charley, what is it?
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Something terrible has happened.
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The experiment... Backfired.
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I've lost all interest in sex.
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Harry, I'm scared.
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Well, Charley,
did you talk to the doctors?
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Yeah, they gave me
some fancy medical mumbo-jumbo.
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What does "c'est la vie" mean?
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"There's always hope."
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Well, I'd like
to believe that, Harry.
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But the doctors said
they don't know how long
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till I'm back to normal.
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It could be weeks,
months, maybe never.
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What's it like to have
no sex drive, Harry?
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Leave me out of this, Charley.
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Oh, sure, you got your memories
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of all those flappers
in your rumble seat.
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But at about me?
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So much of my energy
is devoted to sex.
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How will I fill my days?
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Charley, stop expecting
the worse.
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Come on, now.
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This is Charley dietz
we're talking about.
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The dietzter. Come on.
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You'll turn this sex drive
thing around in no time.
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I bet, you're right.
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Those researchers,
they don't know anything.
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I bet my sex drive is just fine.
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Nice cap.
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- Oh, no!
- Oh, I know.
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It's fine!
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- Good morning, ladies.
- Both: Morning.
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Morning daddy.
You want the sports section,
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or the business section?
No, dear.
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The gardening column, please.
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Oh, I'm sorry, daddy.
I wrapped the fish in it.
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No I didn't, I wrapped
it in the comics.
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Oh, that's just great, Carol.
You know I read beetle Bailey.
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Give me that flounder.
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That sarge.
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It's like he's insane.
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Here it is, daddy.
Wait a minute.
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This isn't Laura's
regular gardening column.
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- What do you mean?
- It's got a new title.
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It's called
a woman's point of view.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, listen.
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"This gardening reporter
is turning over a new leaf"
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by dealing
with a new subject matter:
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"The relationship
between men and women."
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Oh, that's great.
Laura said she wanted to write
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about other stuff. Go on.
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Tsk. "I've recently
gone out several times"
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with a man
whom I shall call Barry."
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Wow, daddy,
that's close to your name.
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Oh, Barbara, you twit.
This is obviously about daddy.
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Carol, come on.
We don't know that for sure.
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"Barry is a tall handsome
charming man."
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She might as well
have given up my address.
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"A doctor
with a slightly bumbling style."
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Bumbling? Where did she get
is bumbling thing?
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Give me this over here.
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- Thank you, dear.
- Let me see this.
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"Though witty and urbane,
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"picking up signals
"is not his strong suit.
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"At lunch yesterday,
I put my hand on his
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"and mentioned
how much I enjoyed
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"the time we spent together.
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The universal feminine sign
for 'ask me out again.'"
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"And how did he respond?
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'I had a good time, too.'"
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I didn't know that was
a universal sign.
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- Oh, daddy, wake up.
- Well, come on, dear.
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I thought I was being
really very charming.
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Thank you so much, dear.
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And it gets better.
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"Though I ultimately
had to ask him out myself,
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"it was a delightful afternoon
with a terrific man.
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"I look forward to seeing
Barry on Friday night.
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Stay tuned to this column
for all the details."
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Ooh, I can't wait.
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Yeah, well,
just forget about it.
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There are not gonna be
any details.
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This column is coming
to an end right here and now.
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I can't have this.
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I'm one of Miami's
most respected pediatricians.
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- Good morning, Laverne.
- Good morning...
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Barry.
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Ah, you read Laura's column.
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Oh, it had me
on the edge of my seat,
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or to be more accurate, commode.
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Lovely, Laverne.
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- Ah... Ah, Laura.
- Harry.
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Harry, did you see the column?
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I did. It had me
on the edge of my seat,
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or to be more accurate...
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shh, Laverne. Thank you.
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Laura, this is nurse, Laverne.
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However, if you want
to mention me in your column,
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you might refer to me
as his loyal
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and long-sufferin' nurse,
baverne.
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Anyway, Harry,
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my editor loved the column.
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And I'm getting
a lot of great responses.
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For the first time in... in years,
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I feel like I'm a writer.
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And I owe it all to you.
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Well, I'm... I'm...
I'm really...
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I'm very very happy for you.
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But i... I've...
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I gotta tell you
that I'm a little...
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You know, kind of uncomfortable
about this column of yours.
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I mean, I'm not used to seeing
my... my personal life in print.
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Oh, Harry.
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Tsk, and I got so caught up
in my own enthusiasm,
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I didn't stop to consider
your feelings.
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I'm so sorry.
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No, no, wait a minute.
I'm... I'm probably
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just overreacting here.
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It just caught me
by surprise is all.
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I mean, it's not
like anybody's gonna know
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you're writing about me.
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You did... You changed my name.
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Harry, you're a very generous
and understanding man.
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Well, I... Maybe...
You might wanna mention that
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in your next column.
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Good-bye, Harry.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
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So the universal signal, huh?
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You like to go out Friday night?
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We already are.
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Oh. And what is this about?
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- I just like you.
- Oh, great.
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So it means two things.
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- Bye, Harry.
- Bye-bye.
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See you on Thursday night.
Friday.
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Right.
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Hmm.
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A charming man,
but up in the clouds.
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Both:
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Girls, uh, don't wait up
for me tonight.
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I'm having dinner over
at Laura's house tonight.
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We know, daddy.
It's right here in her column.
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Daddy, looks like
tonight's the big night.
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00:11:11,432 --> 00:11:12,937
Wait, wha-what do you mean?
256
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:14,162
Well, daddy, everybody knows
257
00:11:14,197 --> 00:11:15,730
that when you invite
someone to dinner
258
00:11:15,765 --> 00:11:17,365
that that's the universal
feminine sign
259
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,674
for "I want you."
260
00:11:20,791 --> 00:11:22,758
Really? I... i thought
it was the universal sign
261
00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:25,327
for "it's cheaper
than eating out."
262
00:11:25,362 --> 00:11:27,896
Daddy, Laura's right.
Your head is in the clouds.
263
00:11:27,932 --> 00:11:29,665
Yeah, daddy, it's like
when a woman takes off
264
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:31,400
her jacket and she says,
"it's hot in here."
265
00:11:31,435 --> 00:11:33,035
Everybody knows
what that really means.
266
00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:35,655
All right, I mean,
that ones obvious.
267
00:11:36,574 --> 00:11:39,007
What does that mean?
268
00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:41,143
- "Take me."
- Go to your room.
269
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,678
Daddy!
270
00:11:42,713 --> 00:11:45,514
Well, how is it you girls
know all these sexual signals?
271
00:11:45,549 --> 00:11:48,050
Oh, daddy. We're not nuns.
We've obviously...
272
00:11:48,085 --> 00:11:51,854
never did. Never will.
Not while I'm alive.
273
00:11:51,889 --> 00:11:54,823
Oh, daddy, please.
I was married for three years.
274
00:11:54,859 --> 00:11:56,024
Sorry it didn't work out.
275
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:59,528
I'm just glad
it was never consummated.
276
00:12:00,631 --> 00:12:02,364
I wonder who that is.
277
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,006
Charley, you, uh, knocked?
278
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:12,995
Hi, may I come in?
279
00:12:13,644 --> 00:12:15,254
Sure.
280
00:12:18,582 --> 00:12:19,948
So what do you guys think?
281
00:12:19,984 --> 00:12:22,184
Should I put the feeder
in the front or in the back?
282
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,019
Charley, this is
a beautiful birdhouse.
283
00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:25,721
Where did you buy it?
Oh, I didn't buy it.
284
00:12:25,756 --> 00:12:27,856
- I made it.
- You made that?
285
00:12:27,892 --> 00:12:31,627
Well, I still have to plane
some of the joints, but yeah.
286
00:12:31,662 --> 00:12:34,162
Charley, I never knew you were
interested in woodworking.
287
00:12:34,198 --> 00:12:36,632
I never was, but since
I'm not dating any longer,
288
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,233
I've a lot of free time.
289
00:12:38,269 --> 00:12:39,701
Gee, I've always
wanted to be able
290
00:12:39,737 --> 00:12:41,470
to build something like this.
291
00:12:41,505 --> 00:12:43,572
Oh, Harry,
I'd be happy to teach you.
292
00:12:43,607 --> 00:12:45,741
Really? Well,
thanks a lot, Charley.
293
00:12:45,776 --> 00:12:48,176
Oh, no problem.
But it'll have to wait a bit.
294
00:12:48,212 --> 00:12:50,379
Tomorrow I've volunteered
to drive the bookmobile,
295
00:12:50,414 --> 00:12:53,782
and the next day's the beginning
of the bridge tournament.
296
00:12:53,817 --> 00:12:56,652
Charley, do you realize
what's happening to you?
297
00:12:56,687 --> 00:12:59,054
All the energy you used
to put into chasing women
298
00:12:59,089 --> 00:13:00,455
has now been freed up
299
00:13:00,491 --> 00:13:02,424
for all these wonderful
new pursuits.
300
00:13:02,459 --> 00:13:07,195
Charley, you're actually
an interesting person.
301
00:13:07,231 --> 00:13:08,964
It just took
a medical experiment
302
00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:12,501
gone horribly wrong
to bring that out.
303
00:13:12,536 --> 00:13:14,236
Well, gee, thanks, Harry.
304
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:15,304
Hmm.
305
00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:16,772
Well, I'd better be going.
306
00:13:16,807 --> 00:13:20,084
Those blue jays
will only wait so long.
307
00:13:20,911 --> 00:13:22,044
Well, I gotta get going too.
308
00:13:22,079 --> 00:13:23,278
Uh, how do I look?
309
00:13:23,314 --> 00:13:24,646
Very nice, daddy.
310
00:13:24,682 --> 00:13:26,915
And very calm,
considering the circumstances.
311
00:13:26,951 --> 00:13:29,027
Thank you, dear.
312
00:13:29,787 --> 00:13:31,887
What... what circumstances?
313
00:13:31,922 --> 00:13:34,523
Well, daddy, if I was
about to sleep with someone
314
00:13:34,555 --> 00:13:35,898
for the very first time,
315
00:13:35,926 --> 00:13:37,592
and I knew that everything
I said and did,
316
00:13:37,628 --> 00:13:39,380
was gonna be
all over the papers...
317
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,920
I'd be pretty scared.
318
00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:47,336
I'm gonna pretend I didn't
hear what you just said.
319
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,759
All right. But as far
as my being scared,
320
00:13:49,807 --> 00:13:51,569
I don't care what Laura writes.
321
00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:54,376
I'm perfectly comfortable
with who I am.
322
00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:02,412
Oh!
323
00:14:03,454 --> 00:14:05,954
Hmm, Harry.
324
00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:07,823
What have you got in there?
325
00:14:07,858 --> 00:14:10,392
Ah, the basics.
326
00:14:10,427 --> 00:14:13,428
- Sweets for my sweet.
- Oh.
327
00:14:13,464 --> 00:14:17,065
- Flowers for my flower.
- Oh.
328
00:14:17,101 --> 00:14:18,967
Wine for my wino.
329
00:14:21,572 --> 00:14:23,939
Just, you know, wine, you know.
330
00:14:23,974 --> 00:14:26,041
May I take your hat?
331
00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:28,010
No, it's... Not necessary.
332
00:14:31,849 --> 00:14:35,650
I see you don't have a hat rack.
333
00:14:35,686 --> 00:14:37,219
But you do have an open window.
334
00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:39,221
Tsk.
335
00:14:39,256 --> 00:14:41,656
- I'm sorry, Harry.
- That's-it's all right.
336
00:14:41,692 --> 00:14:43,225
Nothing... Just.
337
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:45,927
I'll hold on to my coat, though.
338
00:14:45,963 --> 00:14:49,398
Uh, would you like
to do the honors?
339
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:50,966
Yes, yes, yeah,
it'd be my pleasure.
340
00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:55,203
After all, wine is indeed
the elixir of love.
341
00:14:55,205 --> 00:14:56,271
Oh, uh!
342
00:14:56,306 --> 00:14:58,840
Let me get
the price tag off there.
343
00:14:58,876 --> 00:15:00,446
Excuse me.
344
00:15:00,477 --> 00:15:02,244
Well, I can't get it off
but I'd like you to know
345
00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:05,347
it was a lot ninety five.
346
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:08,250
Harry, I have the feeling
this article I'm writing,
347
00:15:08,285 --> 00:15:09,584
is making you uncomfortable.
348
00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:11,420
Uncomfortable? Ha!
349
00:15:11,455 --> 00:15:13,155
Does that sound
like I'm uncomfortable?
350
00:15:13,190 --> 00:15:15,824
Ha! Ha!
351
00:15:15,859 --> 00:15:17,993
Harry, you're screwing
the cork in.
352
00:15:19,897 --> 00:15:23,231
- Have you ever been to Paris?
- Not in years.
353
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:25,801
Huh, that's the way
they're doing it there now.
354
00:15:27,671 --> 00:15:29,704
Um, I think
I'll take my jacket off.
355
00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:30,772
It's getting hot in here.
356
00:15:30,808 --> 00:15:32,441
Oh, my god.
357
00:15:32,476 --> 00:15:35,377
Oh! I'm sorry. I'm a...
Ah, Laura, I really am.
358
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,579
Why, I'll get a new one.
Don't worry about it, Harry.
359
00:15:37,581 --> 00:15:40,649
- It's not expensive.
- Oh, god.
360
00:15:40,684 --> 00:15:42,387
Laura, I'm sorry. I just...
361
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:43,985
I don't think
this evening was meant to be.
362
00:15:44,021 --> 00:15:45,528
I...
363
00:15:46,056 --> 00:15:48,356
I know. Forgive me. It's...
364
00:15:48,392 --> 00:15:50,703
I'll just...
365
00:15:53,564 --> 00:15:54,696
I'll just...
366
00:16:06,076 --> 00:16:08,276
Would you consider
postponing dinner
367
00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:09,511
for a little while?
368
00:16:09,546 --> 00:16:12,747
Harry, ha, it's
like you read my mind.
369
00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:15,951
Ha ha ha ha, there's
no missing those signals.
370
00:16:24,628 --> 00:16:26,561
Oh, where's the paper?
371
00:16:26,597 --> 00:16:27,963
Can you believe that, dreyfuss?
372
00:16:27,998 --> 00:16:30,866
5:30 in the morning,
no newspaper.
373
00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:33,368
Now I know how...
374
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:36,838
How actors feel waiting
for the reviews, I don't know.
375
00:16:36,874 --> 00:16:38,584
I mean, I don't know what
I'm worried about here.
376
00:16:38,609 --> 00:16:41,109
Yeah, I mean, I did...
I... i did fine last night.
377
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:43,678
If you ask me, I mean,
378
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,213
if I were Laura
writing about me,
379
00:16:45,249 --> 00:16:47,039
I would use words like...
380
00:16:47,163 --> 00:16:49,537
Excellent and...
381
00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:52,687
Superb...
382
00:16:52,723 --> 00:16:55,208
And magnificent...
383
00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:58,493
Able to leap tall buildings
in one bound.
384
00:16:58,529 --> 00:16:59,961
I mean, I'm exaggerating here,
385
00:16:59,997 --> 00:17:01,363
but, I mean, I...
386
00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:04,566
Obviously I was... Quite good.
387
00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:08,789
I mean, I mean,
when I left, she had this...
388
00:17:08,825 --> 00:17:11,129
Beautiful smile on her face,
you know.
389
00:17:13,629 --> 00:17:17,198
Unless she was mocking me.
390
00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:19,099
Come to think of it,
391
00:17:19,135 --> 00:17:21,936
that smile looked
a whole lot more
392
00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:24,071
like a smirk.
393
00:17:24,106 --> 00:17:26,574
How dare she ridicule me?
Where did she get off
394
00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:28,609
writing a horrible article
about me, dreyf?
395
00:17:28,644 --> 00:17:31,779
Ah, there's... there's
just no pleasing this lady.
396
00:17:31,814 --> 00:17:34,481
None.
397
00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,785
It's here. The paper is here.
398
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:39,486
Fine. That's it.
399
00:17:39,522 --> 00:17:41,622
Finished. Dead, right?
400
00:17:41,657 --> 00:17:44,992
Just public humiliation here.
401
00:17:46,229 --> 00:17:47,361
Fine.
402
00:17:52,869 --> 00:17:54,401
This is it, dreyf.
403
00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:01,408
Hey! Whoo!
404
00:18:01,444 --> 00:18:05,045
I beg you a pardon, dreyf.
Whoo! Whoo!
405
00:18:05,081 --> 00:18:06,747
Yeah, how about that?
406
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,152
Good morning, Laverne.
407
00:18:12,188 --> 00:18:13,787
Fine morning this morning,
wouldn't you say?
408
00:18:13,823 --> 00:18:17,591
Well, look at
the newspaper's star,
409
00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:20,995
strutting in here
like a vainy rooster.
410
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:24,198
Don't forget your hat
flew out the window.
411
00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:28,769
- Ah, Laura.
- Hi, Harry.
412
00:18:28,804 --> 00:18:31,005
Did you see the column this morning?
413
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,440
I don't recall.
What was it about?
414
00:18:32,475 --> 00:18:34,641
Oh, my god.
415
00:18:35,678 --> 00:18:38,045
Of course, I read it.
I loved it.
416
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,881
I mean, the whole thing.
I loved the whole thing.
417
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:42,850
I was up at five o'clock
this morning
418
00:18:42,885 --> 00:18:45,119
waiting for the paper.
I was a nervous wreck.
419
00:18:45,154 --> 00:18:46,720
I didn't know
if I was a hit or a flop,
420
00:18:46,756 --> 00:18:47,988
and then the paper came.
421
00:18:48,024 --> 00:18:50,491
I read it, and you gave me
that rave review.
422
00:18:50,526 --> 00:18:52,126
I was...
423
00:18:53,996 --> 00:18:55,229
What am I talking about here?
424
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,597
What am I doing? What is this?
425
00:18:56,632 --> 00:19:00,301
This is not
what I should be saying to...
426
00:19:00,336 --> 00:19:04,271
The lovely woman
I had a wonderful evening with.
427
00:19:04,307 --> 00:19:07,808
I should be excited
about what happened between us,
428
00:19:07,843 --> 00:19:09,843
not how you reported it.
429
00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:12,246
What are you getting at?
430
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,481
Laura, I mean, I don't know.
431
00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:18,619
I mean, I don't think
our relationship can work
432
00:19:18,654 --> 00:19:22,489
if you're gonna continue
to... To write about us.
433
00:19:22,525 --> 00:19:25,626
I'm sorry you feel
that way, Harry.
434
00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:34,601
All:
Michael
row the boat ashore
435
00:19:34,637 --> 00:19:38,472
Hallelujah
436
00:19:38,507 --> 00:19:41,909
Michael row the boat ashore
437
00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:46,280
Hallelujah
438
00:19:47,817 --> 00:19:50,117
Oh, Charley,
I thank you so much.
439
00:19:50,152 --> 00:19:51,752
You've really helped
take my mind off
440
00:19:51,787 --> 00:19:53,120
of this whole thing with Laura.
441
00:19:53,155 --> 00:19:54,355
- Hmm.
- Well, isn't that really
442
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:55,856
what folk music is all about?
443
00:19:57,059 --> 00:19:58,692
Oh, Charley, do another one.
444
00:19:58,728 --> 00:20:00,461
Oh, I'd like to,
but I should be going.
445
00:20:00,496 --> 00:20:03,330
I'm doing some fund-raising
for the Miami foundlings home.
446
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:04,765
Oh, can't it wait?
447
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,301
- Carol, the children.
- You're right.
448
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,936
Charley, I gotta tell you.
449
00:20:08,971 --> 00:20:11,205
I mean, I'm real sorry
you lost your sex drive and all,
450
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,674
but I've so enjoyed having you
451
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:16,010
around the house
these last few days.
452
00:20:16,045 --> 00:20:17,277
Yeah, it's been great.
453
00:20:17,313 --> 00:20:20,647
You've even turned me around,
Charley.
454
00:20:20,683 --> 00:20:22,449
You've become
the friend and neighbor
455
00:20:22,485 --> 00:20:23,517
we've always wanted.
456
00:20:23,552 --> 00:20:26,387
Oh. Gee, thanks, Harry.
457
00:20:26,422 --> 00:20:29,456
And, you know,
I don't even miss the old me,
458
00:20:29,492 --> 00:20:33,227
that life I led, it was empty...
459
00:20:33,262 --> 00:20:36,897
Pointless,
it was going nowhere but...
460
00:20:36,932 --> 00:20:39,333
Now...
461
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,835
I got this feeling of...
462
00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:43,837
Oh, boy.
463
00:20:46,642 --> 00:20:48,776
- What? What is it, Charley?
- Ah, ah...
464
00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:51,478
I think maybe my sex drive
is coming back.
465
00:20:54,683 --> 00:20:56,483
Oh, boy.
466
00:20:56,519 --> 00:21:00,020
Yeah. It's official. I'm back.
467
00:21:01,557 --> 00:21:02,877
Well, see you.
468
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:05,582
I got some meaningless
relationships to pursue.
469
00:21:07,196 --> 00:21:09,850
I got it. I got it.
470
00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:12,599
Ah, Laura. Hi.
471
00:21:12,635 --> 00:21:14,101
Harry, can I talk to you
for a minute?
472
00:21:14,136 --> 00:21:15,235
Yeah. Well, yeah, sure.
473
00:21:15,271 --> 00:21:18,038
Carol, Barbara, this is Laura.
474
00:21:18,074 --> 00:21:20,040
Say good-bye to Laura.
475
00:21:22,611 --> 00:21:24,845
Harry,
I... i wanted to bring you
476
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,180
tomorrow's edition of the paper.
477
00:21:26,215 --> 00:21:28,382
I... i thought you might find
my column interesting.
478
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:29,950
Laura, you really...
You know how I feel
479
00:21:29,985 --> 00:21:31,185
about you writing about us.
480
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,986
Will you just take
a look, Harry?
481
00:21:34,523 --> 00:21:37,091
"Coming out of my office today,
482
00:21:37,126 --> 00:21:39,993
"I was greeted by that most
unpleasant of sights:
483
00:21:40,029 --> 00:21:41,528
"A parking ticket on my car.
484
00:21:41,564 --> 00:21:44,465
"And so began my journey
to the maze of Miami's
485
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,467
bureaucratic red tape."
486
00:21:49,071 --> 00:21:51,038
I don't get it.
What does this got to do with us?
487
00:21:51,073 --> 00:21:53,974
Absolutely nothing.
488
00:21:55,111 --> 00:21:57,811
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. Laura...
489
00:21:57,847 --> 00:21:59,513
Well, you see, Harry,
I thought a lot
490
00:21:59,548 --> 00:22:01,415
about what you told me today
and I.
491
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:04,585
There's a lot of things
I could write about, but...
492
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:06,587
There aren't
many men like you...
493
00:22:06,622 --> 00:22:08,622
Oh.
494
00:22:08,672 --> 00:22:13,222
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