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Life goes on, and so do we
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Just how we do
it is no mystery
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One by one we fill the days
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We find
a thousand different ways
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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Rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
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daddy, are you still
working on that piece
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for the hospital newsletter?
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Yes. The "Harry Weston's
autobiography"
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is due in tomorrow.
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Did you say anything about me?
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- Of course I did.
- Let me hear it.
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Carol, Barbara and Emily.
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I like it.
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You're a good writer, daddy.
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All right. What do you think
of this dress?
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I thought
you were going bowling.
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Too much?
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Well, I'm not sure it'll go
with the rented shoes.
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Oh, my god, I gotta hurry.
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Boy, I hope this date works out.
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Boy, she's having
rotten luck with men lately.
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If she weren't my sister,
I'd feel really bad for her.
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Hi, Harry. Barbara.
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Where's big red?
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Carol's upstairs
getting dressed.
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She has a date tonight.
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And his parole officer
doesn't mind?
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Okay, what do you think
of this? Better?
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Carol, if you want to impress
this guy, send Barbara.
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- Daddy!
- Charley!
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Harry.
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- Out.
- That's not very polite, Harry.
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Come on. What's the magic word?
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Out or you're a dead man.
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Works for me.
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Oh, my god. I forgot to spritz.
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Hello? Oh, hi, Jeremy.
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Carol just went upstairs.
I'll get...
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Sure, sure, I'll take a message.
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Your car was stolen?
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No, no, no,
there's no need to cancel.
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No, no, Carol'd be happy
to come and just pick you up...
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Your aunt suddenly took ill.
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Jeremy, please, don't do this
to my daughter. Not now.
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She's, she's been rejected
a lot lately.
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Hello? Hello?
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Who was on the phone?
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That was Jeremy, dear.
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Oh, and he called to say
he'd be late. What a gentleman.
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Not exactly. His car was stolen.
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Oh, the poor man.
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Yeah, and his aunt
suddenly took ill.
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He's gonna need a lot
of support when he gets here.
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Wake up and smell it, Carol.
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You've been dumped.
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And she's supposed to be
the smart one.
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Sweetheart, I am so sorry.
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Oh, well, c'est la vie.
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Besides, I have a lot of things
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I need to do
around here tonight.
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- Are you really okay with this?
- Absolutely.
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That's my girl. Okay.
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You have a good night.
Thanks, daddy.
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Won't be getting any more
of those calls.
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I'm so sorry I'm late,
miss bingham.
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I've decided to try calling
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one of those personal ads
this morning
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and I was insulted by a single
bisexual white Jewish male.
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It's a tough town, honey.
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Carol, we have to talk.
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I need you to take over
my duties for a month.
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- I'm going away.
- Going away?
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But, miss bingham,
this library is your life.
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Are you ill?
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I'm getting married in London
tomorrow night.
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You're getting married?
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean that
they way it sounds,
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it just that I'm so shocked.
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I mean, you never
even mentioned that you dated.
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I mean, you never even
mentioned that you had a Beau.
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I think you'll like him, Carol.
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He's quite the scholar,
you know?
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An expert on medieval codpieces.
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Well, I'm sure
he's not my type at all.
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But he sounds
just perfect for you.
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Clara, my love, there you are.
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You forgot your sweater again.
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Ian, what are you doing here?
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Won't you be late
for your seminar?
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They can wait. Can't have
you catching cold, now?
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And, as long as I'm here...
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Grow old along with me,
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the best is yet to be.
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Ian, you haven't met Carol.
Carol.
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Carol? Oh my.
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Good morning, Laverne.
There you go.
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My life is in your hands.
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- Your biography!
- What do you think?
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Honk, pooh!
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"Honk, pooh"?
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That's my snore sound.
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And according to this,
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your life has been
one big snooze.
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Laverne, just type it up,
please, and send it in.
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Dr. Weston's office.
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Oh. It's Carol's boss
over to the library.
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Hi, miss bingham.
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Oh, my god. Oh, no.
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No, no, I'll,
I'll come right over.
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What?
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She said,
"come get your daughter."
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It'll be okay.
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"Was born
to a middle-class family
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in Rochester, New York."
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I think we can do
a little better than that.
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I was born in a small village,
near Paris.
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Who would have guessed
that one day I would become
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the greatest swordsman
in all of France.
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I got here as soon as I could.
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I'm so glad you've come.
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We seem to be having
a little problem with Carol.
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Catch the bouquet.
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Catch the bouquet.
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Catch the bouquet.
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It's good luck, you know?
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Catch the bouquet.
Catch the bouquet.
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Oh, poor dreyfuss.
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Are you worried
about Carol, too?
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Yeah, well, she'll be okay,
she's going to be fine.
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Good idea, take a nap.
Get your mind off it.
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Hi, Harry.
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Word on the street
is Carol finally flipped out.
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That's not true.
Carol just was a little upset.
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Dr. Stein says
all she needs is a little rest
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and she'll be absolutely fine.
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So tell that
to your misinformed buttinsky
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who's spreading this gossip.
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- Carol did not flip out.
- Okay.
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Barbara, Carol did not flip out.
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- Could have fooled me.
- Barbara!
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What? She's fine today.
She's up and ready to shop.
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You. Out. Come on.
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No, Carol is
in much too fragile a condition
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as to deal with you right now.
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Come on, Harry.
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I just got my cereal
all mushed up the way I like it.
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Let me stay. I can be sensitive.
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When I have to.
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All right.
But I mean it, Charley.
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One smart crack
and you're out of here.
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No problem.
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- Morning, daddy.
- Morning, sweetheart.
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All right, Charley. Go ahead.
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Take your best shot.
Let's get it over with.
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Hey, Carol, I'm glad
to see you're feeling better.
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Oh, god, daddy.
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I'm so embarrassed
about yesterday.
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What must people think of me?
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It's just that I've been feeling
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so worthless and lonely lately.
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And then when even
poor mousy miss bingham
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manages to find someone.
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Well, what does that
say about me?
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I mean, what is it?
What's wrong with me?
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Am I so totally repulsive?
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Carol, sweetheart,
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some day you're going
to find the right guy.
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You are a wonderful,
desirable woman.
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And nobody can deny that.
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Well, I'm going off to the mall.
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Oh, hey, you want some company?
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No, daddy, thank you.
I'll be fine.
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All right, baby.
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Oh, well, Dr. Stein was right.
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Your sister
seems to be back to normal.
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Normal? Is that
the best he could do?
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Daddy, Barbara, quick.
Straighten up.
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The man of my dreams
is on his way over.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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What man? What dreams?
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Oh, daddy, you were right,
you were right.
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Just when I thought I was
destined to be alone forever,
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it turns that I'm not.
I'm in love.
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I've found my soul mate.
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At the mall?
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That's him.
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Daddy, Barbara. This is Dennis.
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Hi, Barbara. Hello, Harry.
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You're taller
than your daughters.
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Isn't that always the way
with fathers and daughters?
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Well, not always, but almost.
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Isn't he wonderful?
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Well, well, Dennis.
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Tell us a bit about yourself.
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Gee, I don't know
where to start.
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Dennis has
the most fascinating job.
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Tell them, Dennis.
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I'm a cheese host.
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A cheese host?
Isn't that... I feel...
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I'm sorry,
I don't know what that is.
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I work at cheddarville usa,
over at the mall.
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I'm the guy who stands
in the doorway
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and hands out free samples
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on those little frilly
toothpicks.
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Dennis has a really
brilliant career ahead of him.
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Go ahead, darling,
tell them the rest.
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Honey, I don't like to brag.
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Come on.
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Well, I am in line
for the assistant managership.
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After just 11 years.
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He's practically a genius.
Please.
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Well, I'm going to go upstairs
and freshen up.
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I'll be right back.
Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
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Well, Carol seems
to be quite taken with you.
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You must have
a lot of interesting interests.
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Well, sometimes,
on my lunch hour,
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they let me play the organ
down at the Hammond store.
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Aha.
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Oh, I'm not just a cheese host.
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Oh, you see, that.
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No, he's not just
a cheese host, Barbara.
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Why are you dragging
me into this?
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No sirree, Bob.
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I also adhere price labels
and do the beef stick inventory.
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Of course not everyone
who comes in buys a cheese log.
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But you hope.
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And you wait.
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Eleven years?
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I know what you're thinking.
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I really should be
further ahead than I am now.
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But you know how it is.
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Politics.
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- In cheddarville?
- Yeah.
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See, management wants us to push
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this jalapeno pepper cheese
on the yuppie crowd,
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but, well, I just
couldn't live with myself.
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I mean, cheese
shouldn't be spicy like that.
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They just shouldn't.
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- Ready to go?
- Okay.
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- Good night, daddy.
- Yeah, baby. Bye.
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- Bye, Barbara.
- Bye-bye.
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Have a gouda one.
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Hi, Dr. phielson.
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Hi, Laverne. Is Zorro around?
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What Zorro is that?
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Harry. I just got my newsletter.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. That... That...
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00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:04,504
That swordsman thing.
257
00:14:05,574 --> 00:14:07,040
Maybe I shouldn't have had
258
00:14:07,075 --> 00:14:09,737
that tenth cup of coffee
that morning.
259
00:14:10,078 --> 00:14:11,868
Hey, Russell.
260
00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:13,346
En guard, Harry.
261
00:14:18,105 --> 00:14:19,271
What is this about?
262
00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:20,639
I was wondering
if you'd cover for me
263
00:14:20,674 --> 00:14:22,841
at the board meeting
on Tuesday. Ha!
264
00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:25,410
- Tuesday?
- Come on, man. Defend yourself.
265
00:14:29,383 --> 00:14:32,884
Ah, sure, Tuesday is fine.
What are we doing?
266
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,960
I don't know about you,
but I'm making minced meat
267
00:14:34,988 --> 00:14:36,855
out of the greatest swordsman
in all of France.
268
00:14:36,890 --> 00:14:38,000
Touch?!
269
00:14:39,193 --> 00:14:42,060
I'm very confused here, Russell.
270
00:14:42,095 --> 00:14:43,495
Do you want to tell me
what this is all about?
271
00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:44,863
Come on, Harry.
272
00:14:44,898 --> 00:14:49,234
It's all right here
in your autobiography. You.
273
00:14:54,408 --> 00:14:57,342
I never jumped five buses
on a motorcycle.
274
00:15:00,314 --> 00:15:02,113
And I don't recall ever writing
275
00:15:02,149 --> 00:15:04,583
the lyrics to the fantasticks.
276
00:15:04,618 --> 00:15:06,551
Laverne!
277
00:15:06,587 --> 00:15:08,239
Don't yell at me.
278
00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,488
It's just
that other thing you wrote
279
00:15:10,524 --> 00:15:12,324
didn't do you justice.
280
00:15:12,359 --> 00:15:14,125
I didn't want people
reading and thinking,
281
00:15:14,161 --> 00:15:16,461
you know, you was a big goober.
282
00:15:18,031 --> 00:15:19,965
Laverne,
283
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,500
I want you to make copies
of my original autobiography
284
00:15:22,536 --> 00:15:23,969
and post them on every floor.
285
00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:25,203
Well, I'll try,
286
00:15:25,239 --> 00:15:26,638
but don't be surprised
if you find me
287
00:15:26,673 --> 00:15:29,649
face down on the copier
in a little puddle of drool.
288
00:15:29,977 --> 00:15:32,244
Look at this.
289
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,379
- Hi, daddy.
- Hiya, Harry.
290
00:15:34,414 --> 00:15:36,581
Oh, Laverne,
I'm so glad you're here.
291
00:15:36,617 --> 00:15:39,451
I wanted you to see
who all the excitement's about.
292
00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:42,671
Laverne, this is Dennis Adams.
293
00:15:43,123 --> 00:15:47,559
Daddy, notice
anything special about us?
294
00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:50,896
Ah, the t-shirts?
295
00:15:50,931 --> 00:15:52,931
Yes.
296
00:15:52,966 --> 00:15:55,333
Dennis got them
for our one-week anniversary.
297
00:15:55,369 --> 00:15:58,136
Yeah. Mine was inspected
by number 12.
298
00:15:58,171 --> 00:15:59,604
I like his work.
299
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,306
He did a pair of my slacks once.
300
00:16:02,676 --> 00:16:04,476
Isn't he incredible?
301
00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:07,038
The whole thing is incredible.
302
00:16:07,581 --> 00:16:09,224
Well, we have to be off.
303
00:16:09,683 --> 00:16:11,683
Bye, daddy. Bye, Laverne.
304
00:16:13,217 --> 00:16:14,816
Gouda to see you.
305
00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:20,755
I thought you said
306
00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:23,124
Carol had both her oars
back in the water.
307
00:16:27,831 --> 00:16:28,964
Well, I mean, come on, Laverne,
308
00:16:28,999 --> 00:16:31,266
isn't it possible
that deep inside
309
00:16:31,301 --> 00:16:33,401
there's a spark in that man?
310
00:16:33,437 --> 00:16:34,722
Yeah.
311
00:16:35,205 --> 00:16:37,973
And you're the greatest
swordsman in all of France.
312
00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:48,683
Good. Finally you're alone.
313
00:16:48,719 --> 00:16:50,051
Honey, I have to talk to you.
314
00:16:50,087 --> 00:16:51,693
Hiya, Harry.
315
00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:54,222
- Gouda evening.
- Gouda evening.
316
00:16:55,292 --> 00:16:56,539
What did you want to say, daddy?
317
00:16:56,578 --> 00:16:58,159
Nothing, dear, it can wait.
318
00:16:58,195 --> 00:17:01,730
Good, because Dennis and I
have some very important news.
319
00:17:01,765 --> 00:17:03,331
We're moving in together.
320
00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:08,570
It's waited long enough.
I have to talk to you, please.
321
00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:09,871
- Privately.
- Okay.
322
00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:11,339
I should be going, anyway.
323
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:12,540
I have to get up early tomorrow
324
00:17:12,576 --> 00:17:13,608
and press my lederhosen
325
00:17:13,644 --> 00:17:15,443
for the big jarlsberg promotion.
326
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,646
See you then.
327
00:17:17,681 --> 00:17:19,320
Bye, Harry.
328
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,517
Isn't he the best?
329
00:17:24,254 --> 00:17:26,788
Ah, sweetheart, I, I...
I'm very concerned
330
00:17:26,823 --> 00:17:28,323
about this whole thing
with you and Dennis.
331
00:17:28,358 --> 00:17:30,892
Oh, daddy, I know this
has happened very quickly,
332
00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:33,843
but when you meet
the right one, you know.
333
00:17:34,404 --> 00:17:36,070
Yeah. But sweetheart, come here.
334
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,007
Is he the right one?
I mean, I don't think so.
335
00:17:40,043 --> 00:17:41,676
I don't think you would
have made this choice a week ago
336
00:17:41,711 --> 00:17:44,145
before the day at the library
when you had your...
337
00:17:49,185 --> 00:17:50,526
Incident.
338
00:17:51,087 --> 00:17:52,820
Daddy, I am all over that.
339
00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:55,089
Yeah, well,
I am not so sure, dear.
340
00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:57,959
I think you're still maybe
having the effects of your...
341
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:01,873
Setback.
342
00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:03,532
Honey, listen.
343
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,233
It's like
if a person has a virus
344
00:18:05,268 --> 00:18:06,500
that gives them a rash.
345
00:18:06,536 --> 00:18:08,069
Then the rash goes away.
346
00:18:08,104 --> 00:18:10,871
Now, the person may seem
to be healthy,
347
00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:14,609
but we as physicians know
the disease may still linger.
348
00:18:14,644 --> 00:18:16,777
Are you saying
Dennis is a virus, daddy?
349
00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:19,519
No, no, dear, of course not.
350
00:18:19,916 --> 00:18:21,949
Yeah, maybe
a secondary infection.
351
00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:26,954
You're talking
about the man I love.
352
00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:29,928
This leads
to another important question.
353
00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:32,193
Why?
354
00:18:33,271 --> 00:18:35,630
So that's what this is
all about. You hate Dennis.
355
00:18:35,665 --> 00:18:38,802
Honey, I don't hate him.
But, hey, think about this.
356
00:18:39,235 --> 00:18:42,588
The man's life is cheese.
357
00:18:43,806 --> 00:18:46,374
Daddy, why can't you
be happy for me?
358
00:18:46,409 --> 00:18:49,176
Dennis cares about me.
He's nice to me.
359
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,579
He's everything
I've ever wanted in a man.
360
00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:52,984
He'll never leave me.
361
00:18:55,285 --> 00:18:58,185
That's the reason
for moving in with somebody?
362
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,887
Because he will never leave you?
363
00:18:59,922 --> 00:19:02,623
No, daddy. Dennis and I
are about much more than that.
364
00:19:02,659 --> 00:19:04,225
I don't have to listen
to this anymore.
365
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:07,261
- Knock, knock.
- Oh, hey, knock, knock.
366
00:19:07,297 --> 00:19:08,429
Sorry to interrupt.
367
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,598
I forgot I brought you
this little present.
368
00:19:12,391 --> 00:19:13,900
Go ahead, open it.
369
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:18,005
It's your very own
cheddarville name tag.
370
00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:21,876
Thank you, Dennis.
371
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,278
Well, it's the kind of thing
you can expect every day
372
00:19:24,314 --> 00:19:26,013
when we are cohabitating.
373
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:30,217
You know what I just realized?
374
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,154
Cheddarville starts with a "c",
so does your name.
375
00:19:33,189 --> 00:19:34,522
Isn't that perfect?
376
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,558
I never realized that before.
377
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:41,310
I guess it's because
of the "k" and "ch" sounds.
378
00:19:42,532 --> 00:19:45,399
Well, see you tomorrow.
Bye, Harry.
379
00:19:48,571 --> 00:19:49,982
All right, maybe,
380
00:19:50,373 --> 00:19:53,007
maybe he's not as perfect
as I painted him to be,
381
00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:55,476
but you've got to admit he's...
382
00:19:58,852 --> 00:20:01,953
Oh, god, daddy. You're right.
383
00:20:04,165 --> 00:20:05,231
I guess after the way
384
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:07,790
things have been going
with men lately,
385
00:20:08,169 --> 00:20:10,410
and then miss bingham
getting married,
386
00:20:10,972 --> 00:20:12,819
I just needed someone.
387
00:20:13,274 --> 00:20:15,628
Someone who'd always be there.
388
00:20:16,377 --> 00:20:18,380
Honey, sweetheart.
389
00:20:18,613 --> 00:20:21,575
Some day you're gonna meet
that special man,
390
00:20:21,816 --> 00:20:24,250
and if along the way
you trip and fall,
391
00:20:24,452 --> 00:20:28,487
there is somebody who'll
always be there for you.
392
00:20:28,523 --> 00:20:29,889
- Thank you, daddy.
- Yeah.
393
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,312
I love you.
394
00:20:31,826 --> 00:20:34,260
Oh, god, where have I been?
395
00:20:34,295 --> 00:20:37,096
I'm so sorry to have
put you through all of this.
396
00:20:37,131 --> 00:20:39,332
Oh, come on, honey,
don't be so hard on yourself.
397
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:42,235
I mean, after all, you're
still getting over your...
398
00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:44,670
Save your breath.
I flipped out. It happens.
399
00:20:57,871 --> 00:20:59,553
Hiya, honey.
400
00:21:00,374 --> 00:21:01,806
My girlfriend.
401
00:21:03,744 --> 00:21:04,876
Glad you're here.
402
00:21:04,911 --> 00:21:08,346
Dennis, I have something
to say to you
403
00:21:08,382 --> 00:21:10,001
that's very difficult.
404
00:21:10,984 --> 00:21:14,519
You're probably the nicest,
sweetest man I've ever met.
405
00:21:14,554 --> 00:21:15,754
You've treated me better
406
00:21:15,789 --> 00:21:18,623
than anyone I've known
in a long time.
407
00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:25,597
You're a terrific guy, Dennis,
408
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:28,013
but I'm afraid it's not going
to work out between us.
409
00:21:29,603 --> 00:21:31,202
It's the hat, isn't it?
410
00:21:34,975 --> 00:21:36,107
It's over, Dennis.
411
00:21:36,143 --> 00:21:37,509
Carol, you can't mean this.
412
00:21:37,544 --> 00:21:38,781
I'm sorry.
413
00:21:39,179 --> 00:21:40,538
Damn.
414
00:21:40,947 --> 00:21:42,113
Let me explain.
415
00:21:42,149 --> 00:21:43,248
Please, don't.
416
00:21:43,283 --> 00:21:44,916
I'm just starting
to get over it.
417
00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:47,030
Why reopen that wound?
418
00:21:47,721 --> 00:21:49,801
Thank god I still have my work.
419
00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:53,078
Trust me, it's better this way.
420
00:21:53,727 --> 00:21:55,385
No hard feelings?
421
00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:57,462
No hard feelings.
422
00:21:57,497 --> 00:21:58,994
Oh.
423
00:22:00,901 --> 00:22:03,301
I lied. It's the jalapeno!
424
00:22:03,336 --> 00:22:05,437
And you can't use
our fountain either!
425
00:22:07,174 --> 00:22:08,807
Dennis!
426
00:22:09,432 --> 00:22:10,834
Dennis!
427
00:22:10,884 --> 00:22:15,434
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