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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,622 --> 00:00:22,160 THE HAPPY GHOST 2 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:39,530 There! He's coming back. Look, Giovanna! 3 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,694 I know, Lia. Keep quiet. Let him pass through. 4 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:47,290 He's going down the column! 5 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,311 The chair! Did he hurt himself? 6 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:56,297 Hush! He knows the way. 7 00:02:05,449 --> 00:02:09,229 Easy. Take it easy! - Be careful! 8 00:02:11,183 --> 00:02:14,287 The usual caress for his granddaughter. 9 00:02:15,277 --> 00:02:17,361 Watch out! He's bumped into it! 10 00:02:18,531 --> 00:02:21,240 He's back to his picture! - Finally! 11 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:24,891 My God, what a feeling! Look, he always seems alive! 12 00:02:24,961 --> 00:02:27,646 Maybe he's returned for the reading of the will. 13 00:02:27,716 --> 00:02:30,932 You think so? - Of course! Poor Pantaleo. 14 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,432 Why are you standing there bewitched? The coffee is getting cold. 15 00:02:35,543 --> 00:02:36,825 We're here. 16 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,710 Come on, dear. 17 00:02:43,843 --> 00:02:47,366 That's a fine fixation you got there, eh? 18 00:02:47,436 --> 00:02:52,515 Everyone is fixated on something. - Such as our fine dear ghost! 19 00:02:52,585 --> 00:02:58,290 Watch it! I forbid you to make fun of this! - Don't bother arguing with him. 20 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,730 You may go. - Alright, ladies. 21 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,934 My sister and I are perfectly calm, 22 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:08,217 but you, on the other hand, are all nerves, with the reading of the will. 23 00:03:08,287 --> 00:03:10,570 You've been agitated for 22 months. 24 00:03:10,127 --> 00:03:13,741 How you fume! - I think it's wrong, making us wait so long. 25 00:03:13,811 --> 00:03:17,566 Asdrubale's telegram makes it clear that he's nervous too. 26 00:03:17,636 --> 00:03:22,300 Maybe, more than me! - He's furious! How can we get along with a lion hunter! 27 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:24,890 I don't want it, it's cold! - I don't think so. 28 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:26,434 This talk is useless. 29 00:03:26,504 --> 00:03:31,287 The notary said only now we can know the will of poor Pantaleo. He'll explain. 30 00:03:31,357 --> 00:03:36,620 This is why you're calm: unmarried, no worries, a nice income fit for ten! 31 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:38,680 But you are poor? 32 00:03:38,138 --> 00:03:41,816 I have three daughters to think about, without your income! - Why? 33 00:03:41,886 --> 00:03:46,900 Do the girls go without? - I know they were sent away, but that's your fault. 34 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:50,100 Even the dearly departed was against it. - The dearly departed knew nothing! 35 00:03:50,311 --> 00:03:52,883 Pantaleo! - Modern colleges, my dear! 36 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,880 A very modern institution. The best discipline. 37 00:03:56,282 --> 00:03:58,709 The best discipline. The strictest school. 38 00:03:58,953 --> 00:04:01,805 Rosa, Lilli and Titti are three girls that I can honestly say, 39 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,570 The wagon will take us to a back road 40 00:04:04,127 --> 00:04:07,479 and who knows how far, we'll have to walk to get to our villa. 41 00:04:07,549 --> 00:04:10,690 We'll get there in forty-five minutes. - If we don't stop. 42 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,660 By the time the school notices we're gone, we'll be at home. 43 00:04:14,730 --> 00:04:16,336 Yeah, don't worry. 44 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:21,470 He's not cute, but how smart he is! - What music he writes! 45 00:04:21,117 --> 00:04:24,500 Think we'll be able to get someone to hear us? 46 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:27,159 Whatever it takes. We can run away from home as well as school. 47 00:04:27,229 --> 00:04:29,116 We can go to the city! 48 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:43,115 # If the heart is sad sometimes in the city's fray, 49 00:04:43,653 --> 00:04:48,943 fly far away from the loud noise, go far far away. 50 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:54,732 If the dreamer takes refuge from a love that will no longer do, 51 00:04:54,802 --> 00:05:02,113 in the tempting silence of a country everywhere blue, 52 00:05:02,313 --> 00:05:05,194 Under a sky blue, under a mountain blue, 53 00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:11,593 near a lake blue, rises a lovely village with wisteria blue. 54 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:18,100 The little women in blue, with eyes of blue, gather flowers blue, 55 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:22,915 under a beautiful sky painted blue. 56 00:05:24,405 --> 00:05:30,230 The bluebirds on the branches blue, warble choo, choo, choo, choo. 57 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:36,720 The trains blue, with smoke blue, carry all to a blue country who seek 58 00:05:36,206 --> 00:05:40,235 under a sky blue, under a mountain blue, near a lake blue 59 00:05:40,398 --> 00:05:45,380 that lovely village with wisteria blue. # 60 00:06:02,574 --> 00:06:07,598 Lord, how tired I am! - We've been walking for three hours! 61 00:06:09,159 --> 00:06:12,331 Shall we ring? - No, we'll wake up everyone. - Then what? 62 00:06:12,401 --> 00:06:14,712 I know where the key is. Wait here. 63 00:06:14,782 --> 00:06:16,972 But you'll have to climb the wall! - Big deal! 64 00:06:21,696 --> 00:06:23,917 There she is! She did it! 65 00:06:24,205 --> 00:06:26,828 Hurry, get inside. 66 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:29,387 Oh! Look, Lilli! - What is it? 67 00:06:30,283 --> 00:06:31,347 Look! 68 00:06:31,953 --> 00:06:34,272 How scary it looks like the trunk of a man! 69 00:06:34,342 --> 00:06:39,210 Is it fake? - No, see the legs! - And the arms. - It's a real man! 70 00:06:39,910 --> 00:06:43,290 Lord! - Suppose.. - He looks like he's asleep. - Or sick. 71 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,405 Excuse me, Sir. Did you faint? - How can he answer if he fainted? 72 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:51,424 If he doesn't answer, it means he fainted. - What if he's drunk? 73 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,215 A moan. He's not drunk, he's sick. 74 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:58,206 He's really in a bad way! - Yes. 75 00:06:58,507 --> 00:07:01,773 Come on, courage! Let's carry him inside. - Who'll bring him? 76 00:07:01,843 --> 00:07:05,273 The three of us! You take the legs. You this part. 77 00:07:05,688 --> 00:07:07,133 Off the ground. 78 00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:10,227 Come on! Courage! 79 00:07:13,996 --> 00:07:17,910 He didn't look heavy, but boy does he feel it! 80 00:07:21,294 --> 00:07:22,758 Get up! Get up! 81 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:27,543 What can we do? - Revive him. - Let's give him something to drink. 82 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,810 A glass of water, quickly. 83 00:07:29,151 --> 00:07:32,869 Wouldn't a glass of wine be better? 84 00:07:33,435 --> 00:07:34,697 Of course! 85 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:37,125 And something to eat.. 86 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:38,998 but not too much. 87 00:07:39,385 --> 00:07:42,164 Something to gnaw on. 88 00:07:42,234 --> 00:07:45,470 He's hungry. - Let's bring him to the dining room. 89 00:07:45,274 --> 00:07:51,187 Yes, yes! The dining room! The dining room! 90 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,965 I hope you don't wake someone up! 91 00:07:56,839 --> 00:08:01,490 We arrived, this is the door. - The light is on the right. 92 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,780 Hurry! - That's it. 93 00:08:07,594 --> 00:08:12,142 It's really him! - How strange! - Who imagined to find you here! 94 00:08:12,301 --> 00:08:13,429 You know me? 95 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:17,790 Thank goodness, you know who I am! 96 00:08:17,149 --> 00:08:20,590 Of course. - Like we wouldn't know you! 97 00:08:20,129 --> 00:08:22,441 All the better. This way you can tell me. 98 00:08:22,588 --> 00:08:25,915 What? - Who I am. Because I.. 99 00:08:26,878 --> 00:08:28,123 don't know. 100 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:30,606 Stay up! Stay up! 101 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,639 How eccentric! These artists! 102 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,843 What a beautiful home! - It's ours. 103 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:38,511 Maestro? - Oh. - Why are you here? 104 00:08:38,581 --> 00:08:41,553 You look poorly right now. 105 00:08:41,623 --> 00:08:43,448 I'm beyond poorly, my daughters.. 106 00:08:43,518 --> 00:08:45,732 Since yesterday.. no food! 107 00:08:45,802 --> 00:08:48,210 Come, don't worry. - Leave it to us. 108 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,482 OK, hurry! 109 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:52,787 Look, Lilli! Look, Titti! 110 00:08:52,935 --> 00:08:55,740 It's even more amazing! 111 00:08:55,365 --> 00:08:58,250 Uncle Pantaleo! - Uncle Pantaleo! 112 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,711 Uncle Pan-a-mayo! 113 00:08:59,781 --> 00:09:02,150 We've only now noticed the resemblance. 114 00:09:02,279 --> 00:09:06,650 Without that beard, he looks just like the maestro, even if he's more elegant. 115 00:09:06,135 --> 00:09:09,831 How do you find yourself, Maestro? - Yes, I'm finding myself.. but I'm weak. 116 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:14,350 My knees are knocking together.. - Oh, Maestro! - I don't understand anything. 117 00:09:14,201 --> 00:09:18,575 Maestro? What maestro? I don't know who I am! I'm certainly not a maestro! 118 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:22,170 What? But with songs, you're.. - Don't explain! Don't explain! 119 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,118 Where do we eat? - He's right! No more chatter. 120 00:09:25,188 --> 00:09:28,784 Here, have a seat. This is the table. - Yes, the table. 121 00:09:28,854 --> 00:09:31,640 Sit down. - This is the table.. what do I eat? 122 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:35,100 Do I eat this? - No, that's the china! - Then what? 123 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,532 Here you go. - Who'll go to the pantry? - Me. - No! 124 00:09:37,602 --> 00:09:40,437 Me. I know where all the good stuff is. 125 00:09:40,507 --> 00:09:43,150 I know where it is too! - Me too! 126 00:09:48,728 --> 00:09:52,638 Don't argue, all three of you can go. - But who will help you? 127 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:56,743 You stay. - No, I'm afraid to stay alone with him. - What'll we do then? 128 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:59,347 I see.. I must die! - No! No! 129 00:09:59,809 --> 00:10:01,248 You two stay. 130 00:10:01,586 --> 00:10:03,587 Is the pantry far? - No. 131 00:10:03,741 --> 00:10:04,798 Thank God! 132 00:10:07,716 --> 00:10:10,650 Battista, what's going on? - I don't know, Sir. 133 00:10:10,837 --> 00:10:12,369 Let's go see. - Let's go. 134 00:10:12,574 --> 00:10:16,315 No, my children, I already told you, it's useless to insist. 135 00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:20,171 How good I feel! This is excellent! 136 00:10:20,241 --> 00:10:22,304 Here's another bottle. - Thank you. 137 00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:25,123 Why not? Aren't you Maestro Alberto of Torrefiorita? 138 00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:28,751 I tell you no! Oh! Now, I've eaten and I feel good. 139 00:10:28,821 --> 00:10:31,791 Look at the cover of this song. - Lemme see. 140 00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:36,390 Isn't this you? - No, It looks like it, but it's not. 141 00:10:36,109 --> 00:10:38,506 And that man in the picture. - Uncle Pantaleo? 142 00:10:38,576 --> 00:10:40,956 Uncle Pantaleo! He looks like me, 143 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:43,428 but all the same, I'm not him! 144 00:10:43,498 --> 00:10:47,510 Naturally, he's dead! - But Maestro Alberto is not dead. 145 00:10:47,121 --> 00:10:51,435 He's alive! - You're not dead! - Me? Come now! I almost died! 146 00:10:51,505 --> 00:10:54,807 Then you are yourself! - No, for goodness sake! 147 00:10:55,526 --> 00:10:57,953 Who could it be? - Pantaleo! - He's out again? 148 00:10:58,230 --> 00:11:01,130 Where's he going at this hour? - He was an insomniac, remember? 149 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,335 Let's go see. 150 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,562 Turn on the lights! 151 00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:09,488 Battista, it's them! - Yes, the young ladies, if I'm not mistaken! 152 00:11:09,558 --> 00:11:11,414 What are they doing here? Take this. 153 00:11:12,617 --> 00:11:15,589 I say: what's going on? What are you doing? 154 00:11:16,204 --> 00:11:20,725 Daddy! - Did we wake you? - Daddy, how are you? How are you? 155 00:11:20,795 --> 00:11:24,762 A nice surprise! - I bet you didn't expect us. - What nice surprise? 156 00:11:24,832 --> 00:11:29,650 I order you to explain why you're now here and without telling me! 157 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:30,951 Come on! Answer! 158 00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:34,899 Right! The surprises of the modern colleges! The best education! 159 00:11:34,969 --> 00:11:37,410 The best discipline! The strictest school! 160 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,880 Dear aunties! - How are you? - Wait a minute! 161 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,936 First tell me what happened and why you're here. 162 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:46,310 You know, Daddy.. - Know what? - Rosa, you tell him. 163 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:48,810 The school caught on fire. - Fire? 164 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,308 Now let's kiss our aunts! - Excuse us. 165 00:11:51,474 --> 00:11:55,719 Dear Aunt! - An inferno with such smoke! 166 00:11:55,789 --> 00:11:58,844 What a fright! - The flames were this high! 167 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:03,914 One moment, what story is this? - What is this? - Nothing, just a fire! 168 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:07,170 It's not the first time a school caught on fire, right, Daddy? 169 00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,524 We had to leave our books. - But, who's that? 170 00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:14,431 Who's that? Did he come with you? 171 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:18,409 Yes, Daddy. He had fainted outside the gate. - And we restored him. 172 00:12:18,479 --> 00:12:19,585 Who is he? 173 00:12:20,271 --> 00:12:21,343 Hey! 174 00:12:21,509 --> 00:12:23,751 Tell us who you are, please! 175 00:12:23,821 --> 00:12:26,655 And what were you doing fainting in front of our house? 176 00:12:28,305 --> 00:12:31,736 I was waiting for the sun to rise. Yes, I have with me.. 177 00:12:32,304 --> 00:12:35,805 a regular invitation from the notary Pensabene, it says. 178 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:40,601 But without the help of the young ladies maybe I would've joined, who knows, 179 00:12:40,671 --> 00:12:42,669 the soul of Uncle Pantaleo. 180 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:48,940 Giovanna! Giovanna, look at him! It's amazing! - It's incredible! 181 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,573 It's him without a beard! 182 00:12:50,643 --> 00:12:52,628 I don't like this. Not at all. 183 00:12:52,866 --> 00:12:56,801 It's not my fault. - What is this story about the notary? - Here, read it. 184 00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:02,722 The notary was looking for me for two years! - Which one? 185 00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:05,401 Pensabene, or so he says! 186 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:10,820 And how could he find me, if I didn't know who I was either! 187 00:13:10,152 --> 00:13:11,922 You didn't know? - What? 188 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:16,321 I must attend the reading of the will, even though I'm not interested. 189 00:13:16,391 --> 00:13:17,744 Aunt! - Feel.. 190 00:13:17,814 --> 00:13:21,299 Feel how my heart beats! - Feel mine too! 191 00:13:22,252 --> 00:13:25,956 Now I get it! The will of Uncle Pan-a-mayo! 192 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:29,694 Pantaleo. - Yeah, Pantaleo! The will of Uncle Pantaleo! 193 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:35,850 "I, the noble Gregory Pantaleo Giuseppe Alberto Paulo Santamaura," 194 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,558 "being of sound mind and body, etc, etc." 195 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,510 "Given that: First:" 196 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:45,321 "Having always suffered from an inclination towards amorous adventures," 197 00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:49,548 "I had one with a rider of a renowned circus," 198 00:13:49,618 --> 00:13:52,249 "known by the nickname of Mary Astor." 199 00:13:52,949 --> 00:13:55,739 "Second: I learned after the fact that" 200 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:59,162 "two twin boys were born from our relationship." 201 00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:02,616 "Third: As many searches as I've made," 202 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,973 "I haven't been able to track down neither the rider or the twins." 203 00:14:07,142 --> 00:14:10,439 Poor imbecile! To believe a circus rider! 204 00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:14,205 What do you say, Cousin Asdrubale? - I don't understand such things. 205 00:14:14,369 --> 00:14:18,586 A lion hunter.. couldn't understand a skirt hunter! 206 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:24,109 Show a more proper behavior! - Respect the memory of our relative! 207 00:14:24,179 --> 00:14:28,845 A circus rider can be taken more seriously than a lion hunter. 208 00:14:29,546 --> 00:14:32,349 Repeat what you just said! Let's go, repeat it! 209 00:14:32,419 --> 00:14:36,305 I don't take orders from anyone! I speak only once. Once is enough. 210 00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:39,340 You won't repeat it! You see, he won't repeat it. 211 00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:40,466 No. 212 00:14:40,657 --> 00:14:41,896 Let's continue. 213 00:14:42,343 --> 00:14:45,753 "Fourth: I, Pantaleo, etc, etc.." 214 00:14:45,947 --> 00:14:49,970 "I authorize my dear, beloved and faithful friend.. " 215 00:14:50,527 --> 00:14:51,634 I am moved. 216 00:14:51,704 --> 00:14:57,116 "Notary Salvatore Pietro Paolo Pensabene to continue research" 217 00:14:57,186 --> 00:15:02,242 "for my twin sons according to the directions enclosed aside." 218 00:15:02,717 --> 00:15:06,207 "And in the presence of them or of one of them," 219 00:15:06,277 --> 00:15:12,130 "that my will, included in the sealed envelope, must be read. " 220 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,200 Then it'll never be read! - That's just great! 221 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:19,469 I have an expedition in Africa. I'll wait to leave only for the inheritance! 222 00:15:19,882 --> 00:15:22,924 Then, you'll be staying here awhile. - I'm afraid so too. 223 00:15:23,181 --> 00:15:25,240 How happy the lions will be! 224 00:15:25,429 --> 00:15:27,406 Don't you provoke me! Shut up! 225 00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:31,870 Gentlemen, come! If you continue to interrupt me, we can't go on! 226 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:34,172 Silence, by Jove! Continue if you please. 227 00:15:34,242 --> 00:15:36,202 We're listening. - Oh, finally! 228 00:15:36,495 --> 00:15:40,793 So, I think I've tracked down one of the twins. 229 00:15:41,264 --> 00:15:44,472 What? Why are you so agitated? - What, I can't be agitated? 230 00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:48,689 Yes, but be calm now. Be calm. - Fine, I'm calm. 231 00:15:48,885 --> 00:15:52,101 I think I have tracked down one of the twins, 232 00:15:52,171 --> 00:15:56,145 after 22 months of research and investigation. 233 00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:59,868 What story are you giving us, Sir? - Don't tell us any tall tales! 234 00:15:59,938 --> 00:16:01,126 Tall tales? - Yes! 235 00:16:01,196 --> 00:16:05,664 Who would this dear twin be, who has just popped up like a mushroom? 236 00:16:05,802 --> 00:16:07,279 Yeah, who is this twin? 237 00:16:07,349 --> 00:16:10,690 You are! - No.. - Yes, him, gentlemen! 238 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:17,111 Don't you see the amazing similarity with our unforgettable Pantaleo? 239 00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:19,315 Then.. I would be.. 240 00:16:19,385 --> 00:16:20,907 Yes, you would be! 241 00:16:20,977 --> 00:16:24,744 My heart told me so! - Me too! We were right. 242 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,230 Ah, here! 243 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:29,811 Come to my arms, my nephew! - And mine! 244 00:16:29,881 --> 00:16:33,263 Come here, dear! How much you must have suffered! 245 00:16:33,457 --> 00:16:36,648 What's your name, honey? - Come, tell us your name. 246 00:16:36,718 --> 00:16:39,482 Ni.. Nicola, or rather, Nicolino. 247 00:16:39,552 --> 00:16:43,500 Long live Cousin Nicolino! - That is Alberto! 248 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,869 Not a word! - Yes, for now let's keep the secret. 249 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:49,108 And your twin? - Yes, sweetie, your brother? - I have no idea. 250 00:16:49,178 --> 00:16:51,671 Why don't you know? - I know, but I don't know. 251 00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:54,443 It's been very little since I found out about me. 252 00:16:54,595 --> 00:16:59,275 Sir, what proof is there that he's one of the twins mentioned in the will? 253 00:16:59,345 --> 00:17:02,361 We need proof! Resemblances don't mean a thing. 254 00:17:02,431 --> 00:17:04,541 Else, any cat could claim to be a tiger. 255 00:17:04,611 --> 00:17:08,817 Proof? The proof.. I think I have. 256 00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:13,350 No need to. What we feel is more than any proof! - You bet! 257 00:17:13,105 --> 00:17:14,960 Our hearts don't lie! 258 00:17:36,593 --> 00:17:37,775 Come in! 259 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:42,708 Good morning, Mr. Nicolino. Did you sleep well? - Yes, come forward. 260 00:17:42,778 --> 00:17:46,241 Is there mail for me? - No, I'm not the mailman. I'm Battista, a servant. 261 00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:49,633 Dressed up like that? - I'm not dressed up. - Then why? 262 00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:54,181 Today is a civil holiday and on those days, I always dress in uniform. 263 00:17:54,251 --> 00:17:58,289 I was a postman when I was young and did registered mail too. 264 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:02,880 That's funny! - Now I'm a servant. Life is funny. 265 00:18:02,158 --> 00:18:07,321 The coffee. - Breakfast will be served in the dining room. - Thank you, gimme. 266 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:11,769 I wouldn't drink the coffee. - Why not? I like it. 267 00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:14,168 Coffee is good in the morning. - As you wish. 268 00:18:14,238 --> 00:18:17,703 Everyone does what he wants with his life, but as for me.. 269 00:18:20,221 --> 00:18:24,407 Lord, what's that? - Nothing. Mr. Asdrubale is exercising in the garden. 270 00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:28,626 He's an excellent shot. - Yeah, the lion hunter. 271 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,621 Surely, yours is not a happy situation. 272 00:18:36,691 --> 00:18:41,350 Why? I'm in a good spot. - An heir who's in the way. 273 00:18:45,238 --> 00:18:46,427 That's eight! 274 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:51,332 Not even one! - It was a joke! 275 00:18:51,493 --> 00:18:55,566 I wasn't shooting at the target. Just look at the apples on the trees! 276 00:18:55,844 --> 00:19:00,223 Ham, eggs, butter, jam. Anything else? - No, thank you. 277 00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:03,360 This will do for now. 278 00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:08,338 I'm hungry! I didn't even have coffee this morning. 279 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,831 Why? - Just because. 280 00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:12,989 Some milk! - Clear? - Dark? 281 00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:15,773 Lightly darkish. Thank you. 282 00:19:15,983 --> 00:19:19,943 Toasted bread: very good! I like not toasted too. 283 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,170 What's the matter? - I lost my appetite. - Maybe, you're sick? 284 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,255 Shall we call a doctor? - No, I'm fine, I just don't have an appetite. 285 00:19:33,325 --> 00:19:37,970 What you need is a nice laxative! - No! No! No! - Yes, a nice laxative! 286 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,999 Yes, sweetie.. - A laxative, no! - It's especially good when you change air. 287 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:46,491 Giovanna, look how happy Pantaleo looks! - He really is beaming! 288 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:51,530 Now, he should be at peace. - No, first we have to find the other twin. 289 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,506 Oh, Pantaleo! Lia and I will dedicate our lives in the search! 290 00:19:55,576 --> 00:19:59,699 We'll watch over little Nicolino! - We'll defend him against all! 291 00:19:59,769 --> 00:20:03,136 We'll be ready to die for him! - Yes! - Then.. 292 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:05,900 I really am in danger? 293 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,250 In grave danger, darling! - Yes. - But we're here. 294 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,885 Don't worry, dear, and don't you worry either. 295 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:16,920 Look, Giovanna, he looks like he understands! - Of course, he understands! 296 00:20:17,109 --> 00:20:21,689 You'll come to visit us sooner, won't you? - Visits? What visits? 297 00:20:21,885 --> 00:20:24,300 Who.. who visits? - Him. 298 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,890 When his soul is in torment, he comes down from the picture. 299 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,583 His spirit wanders around the villa and its surroundings. - Wanders? 300 00:20:30,717 --> 00:20:33,455 He wanders around here? - Yes, let's go get the laxative. 301 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,509 Laxative! No! No! - Yes! Come Giovanna. You.. 302 00:20:36,579 --> 00:20:39,589 be careful, dear. - Always keep an eye out! 303 00:20:39,659 --> 00:20:42,559 Don't trust anyone! - Watch out! 304 00:20:42,629 --> 00:20:48,381 Think what a blow it'd be for him! - And for us! - And for me! 305 00:20:48,451 --> 00:20:51,930 But nothing will happen. Goodbye, darling. 306 00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:53,695 We hope.. Well! Goodbye, dear. 307 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,704 Good, I'm glad to find you here. 308 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,425 Good morning. 309 00:21:02,723 --> 00:21:07,118 Did you have a good breakfast, Mr. Nicolino? 310 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,664 No, I didn't. Thanks. And yourself? 311 00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:12,874 What are you alluding to with "and yourself"? - No allusions. 312 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,800 Oh, sure, but with some people you never know! 313 00:21:16,513 --> 00:21:19,452 You should know, I have little patience 314 00:21:19,522 --> 00:21:22,294 and a natural temperament towards the physical. 315 00:21:22,838 --> 00:21:25,309 And I recommend you don't put me to the test! 316 00:21:25,379 --> 00:21:27,749 Thanks for the recommendation. 317 00:21:34,821 --> 00:21:36,510 May I? - Where are you going? 318 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,770 This way.. nowhere! 319 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,628 What, can't I go? - No, first I need to speak to you. 320 00:21:44,154 --> 00:21:45,424 My jacket! 321 00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:48,322 Now.. I'm all ears. 322 00:21:48,824 --> 00:21:50,443 But only alone. 323 00:21:50,865 --> 00:21:53,110 There's someone still here. - The mailman. 324 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:56,453 I'll stay in the background. May I clear the table? 325 00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,612 No, leave the table. - As you wish. 326 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,232 Now to us. We're alone. - I see that. 327 00:22:05,302 --> 00:22:07,462 Just a warning. - I'm listening. 328 00:22:07,830 --> 00:22:10,651 An investigation is going forward. - Ah, let it go forward. 329 00:22:10,927 --> 00:22:14,589 You weren't expecting this. Admit it! - I wasn't expecting it. 330 00:22:14,659 --> 00:22:17,850 If it turns out that you're not one of the twins in the will, 331 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:22,436 but a plain crook, you know what'll happen to you? - I'm dying to hear! 332 00:22:22,506 --> 00:22:26,730 In front of all, I'll discharge the bullets of my revolver. 333 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:30,220 Let's not play around! How many are there? - Eight! - Eight. 334 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,597 All 12 caliber. - Caliber? - 12! 335 00:22:32,874 --> 00:22:35,564 I never miss. Do you get it? - I get it. 336 00:22:35,634 --> 00:22:39,341 I wanted to be courteous and warn you. - Why, thank you. 337 00:22:39,411 --> 00:22:41,467 You may go now. - Thank you. 338 00:22:41,687 --> 00:22:44,659 Now I'll sit and have some more breakfast. 339 00:22:47,395 --> 00:22:49,954 That's mine. - I'll eat it all the same. 340 00:22:50,396 --> 00:22:52,160 Bon appetite! - Thank you. 341 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,740 Got it. 342 00:23:04,421 --> 00:23:07,393 I'll close it so you won't get cold. 343 00:23:08,780 --> 00:23:09,186 Help! 344 00:23:09,256 --> 00:23:13,158 What did you do? - It was you, you always say she did it! - Yeah, you always do! 345 00:23:13,564 --> 00:23:18,449 I didn't hit you, did you? - No, Lilli, I missed it by the skin of my teeth. 346 00:23:18,519 --> 00:23:21,970 We were playing ball and.. - I see. I see. Excuse me.. 347 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,990 where's the exit? - To go where? 348 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,298 I want to get out of here. - Nonsense! 349 00:23:26,368 --> 00:23:29,595 Maestro, you'll always stay with us. - With us. - Yes, Maestro. 350 00:23:29,665 --> 00:23:33,849 I want to clarify once and for all: I'm not the Maestro Alberto! Come, come! 351 00:23:33,919 --> 00:23:37,433 I'm Nicolino all the way. By the way, I have an idea! 352 00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:40,176 Great! Nice! Very nice! 353 00:23:40,569 --> 00:23:42,509 Good morning, Daddy. - Good morning. 354 00:23:42,579 --> 00:23:45,997 Good morning! I called the school and it did not burn down. 355 00:23:46,670 --> 00:23:47,478 And you believed them? 356 00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:50,631 He believed them! - You, be quiet! 357 00:23:51,151 --> 00:23:53,984 They're very worried over your running away. Nice deeds! 358 00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,268 Come on, tell me! Why did you run away? Why? 359 00:23:56,786 --> 00:24:01,970 Because.. we couldn't stand being away from you. - That's right. 360 00:24:01,362 --> 00:24:03,138 Fine excuses! Such nonsense! 361 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:07,249 Listen well, girls. From now on, you're not allowed to go near that one, 362 00:24:07,453 --> 00:24:10,969 until his situation has been clarified! Move away! Go! 363 00:24:11,390 --> 00:24:12,565 Understand? - OK. 364 00:24:12,714 --> 00:24:15,924 We'll see you soon in the pantry. Don't worry about it. 365 00:24:16,242 --> 00:24:18,826 Coming, Daddy. - I'll see you soon. 366 00:24:18,896 --> 00:24:20,162 We'll speak no more! 367 00:24:21,233 --> 00:24:22,328 Never again! 368 00:24:22,847 --> 00:24:25,490 The pantry. You're right, Dad. 369 00:24:28,811 --> 00:24:30,181 Excuse me. 370 00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:33,699 No! Listen to me. Don't think of getting away. 371 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,911 Do you understand? - Yeah, no getting away. Who's getting away? 372 00:24:36,981 --> 00:24:40,316 A warning. - He already did it. Who? - The lion hunter. 373 00:24:40,386 --> 00:24:43,484 Mine's different. - Let's hear it. - What's your price? - Nothing. 374 00:24:43,554 --> 00:24:47,500 Nothing? - That's right, nothing. - You think you're clever? - And you? 375 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,760 Like me! - Yeah, you! - Me what? - What, me? 376 00:24:49,146 --> 00:24:51,530 - What? - What? - What do I know? - You said it! 377 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,339 - No, you. - No, you! - No, you first! What is it? 378 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:57,183 What did I say? - Beats me. - Then I didn't say it. - Better! 379 00:24:57,253 --> 00:24:58,666 Goodbye! - So long! 380 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,503 We won't be spied on here, don't worry. 381 00:25:04,573 --> 00:25:07,717 Nicolino, hurry and come out. - Nicolino! 382 00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:12,389 Is it safe? - Very safe! - Quietly. 383 00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:17,526 No one knows we're in the pantry. - Then, I'm with you. 384 00:25:17,714 --> 00:25:21,290 We're all ears - Wait a minute! - Go on. - Come on! - Wait! 385 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:25,717 Then.. shh! I've demonstrated that this one here, 386 00:25:25,787 --> 00:25:32,568 Maestro Alberto, who you loved so much and for whom you ran away from school.. 387 00:25:32,638 --> 00:25:37,153 "So much loved"? We only like him on account of his music. - He's our teacher! 388 00:25:37,332 --> 00:25:39,406 We wanted to get to hear it from him. 389 00:25:39,476 --> 00:25:44,475 We sing well, you know! - I know! This has nothing to do.. Quiet! 390 00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:49,727 What is essential is that he is not me. 391 00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:53,253 So? - Maybe, it's him. - Him who? 392 00:25:53,323 --> 00:25:58,170 The other twin! Is that it? - Perfectly! - True! It might be him. 393 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:02,910 Then let's have him call on us! - You're telling me! Come, come! 394 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,180 We must act with prudence and tact. 395 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:11,629 We sail in a dangerous sea. Dangerous! Quiet! 396 00:26:13,825 --> 00:26:15,821 I have a plan, but I forgot it! 397 00:26:15,891 --> 00:26:20,207 To remember it, it'll take your help and your music. 398 00:26:20,277 --> 00:26:23,245 You got it! - Swear? - We swear! 399 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:25,869 Whisper! - We swear. 400 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,277 Well! Bravo! Bravo! 401 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,675 Bravo! Bravo! 402 00:26:58,156 --> 00:27:00,377 Excuse me, Maestro, can you come here? 403 00:27:00,447 --> 00:27:04,272 We're working. - He found the motif. - I found the motif. 404 00:27:04,342 --> 00:27:07,157 It's Mr. Maurizio who wants you. Won't you, please? 405 00:27:07,227 --> 00:27:10,633 Mr. Maurizio! I'm coming. I'm coming. That's just great. 406 00:27:10,703 --> 00:27:13,552 It had to be now. - I know, just when it was going so well! 407 00:27:13,622 --> 00:27:15,756 Go. - I'm going. 408 00:27:19,453 --> 00:27:20,529 Thank you. 409 00:27:22,212 --> 00:27:25,330 Dear Maestro- Dearest Maestro, if I may disturb you, 410 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,877 because we have the honor to have here with us Mr. Vernon. 411 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:32,723 He's one of the greatest impresarios and directors of our time. - A pleasure. 412 00:27:32,793 --> 00:27:37,173 A pleasure. Would you like an autograph? - You kid, an autograph! 413 00:27:37,243 --> 00:27:40,746 It's Mr. Vernon! - Vernon! - I get it! 414 00:27:40,816 --> 00:27:42,279 He's so distracted! 415 00:27:42,349 --> 00:27:43,690 Excuse me, allow me. 416 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,670 He's beleaguered by demands for autographs. And rightly so! 417 00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:51,444 So, Maestro, Mr. Vernon would like to congratulate you 418 00:27:51,514 --> 00:27:54,180 for the wonderful motif that we just now heard. 419 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:59,279 It'll certainly be a hit! You wouldn't tell by seeing him, but he's a genius. 420 00:27:59,349 --> 00:28:02,146 It comes to me like that, I don't even know how. 421 00:28:02,216 --> 00:28:05,131 It's better when they caress me, than when they mistreat me. 422 00:28:05,201 --> 00:28:08,498 How strange! How strange! These artists are all strange. 423 00:28:08,568 --> 00:28:13,710 Maestro, Mr. Vernon wants you to do the music for his new review. 424 00:28:13,503 --> 00:28:16,535 What's so strange about that? - We have another offer. 425 00:28:16,656 --> 00:28:22,255 What offer? - What offer? The offer, Maestro! 426 00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:27,231 "What one"? - "What one"? 427 00:28:27,301 --> 00:28:30,153 Oh, that one! 428 00:28:30,223 --> 00:28:32,724 He's distracted. These artists! 429 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:36,610 But I said that you wanted to think about it, look at the scripts, 430 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,961 the sketches, scenes, the figures and then discuss! - Discuss. 431 00:28:40,310 --> 00:28:41,799 Of course, then discuss. 432 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:46,789 Vernon wants him to make music for the new review! - What luck! - That idiot! 433 00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:50,775 How he comes up with those tunes! - It's a miracle! - It really is! 434 00:28:50,952 --> 00:28:53,905 That's nothing, Mr. Vernon! - He's a goldmine! 435 00:28:53,975 --> 00:28:57,449 Inexhaustible! - He has the touch! - He's always inspired! 436 00:28:57,519 --> 00:29:00,918 Maestro, let him hear that little thing from yesterday morning. 437 00:29:00,988 --> 00:29:03,257 Yes, that little thing! - What little thing? 438 00:29:03,530 --> 00:29:07,797 Margherita! - Ah, Margherita! - He'll play it himself! 439 00:29:08,608 --> 00:29:10,319 I don't want to play it! 440 00:29:11,147 --> 00:29:14,444 Anatolio! Anatolio! - Your orders, Sir. 441 00:29:14,514 --> 00:29:17,103 Go call Maestro Forcone. - Yes, Sir. 442 00:29:17,294 --> 00:29:19,196 Lina. - Here I am. 443 00:29:19,266 --> 00:29:22,188 Go call Maestro Forcone. - Immediately. 444 00:29:23,478 --> 00:29:26,981 Make yourself at home. In there are some friends of the theater. - Come. 445 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:30,399 Let's go! 446 00:29:30,537 --> 00:29:34,122 No, I said I won't do it and I won't! - Imbecile! 447 00:29:34,438 --> 00:29:39,193 What are you doing? - Here comes the Maestro. 448 00:29:44,257 --> 00:29:51,192 # Ah! She's gone and without a goodbye. Without saying: "So long"! 449 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,310 Ah, she's done! 450 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,113 Despising my love, Margherita moved on! 451 00:29:59,973 --> 00:30:03,139 I know that who leaves without saying goodbye 452 00:30:03,353 --> 00:30:07,864 is a mess, but if they regress? Then that's happiness! 453 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,435 Margherita, Margherita, you're a torment and a cheater. 454 00:30:11,831 --> 00:30:15,390 Don't come back, please, please, please! 455 00:30:16,618 --> 00:30:20,428 I'll tell you crying, crying! 456 00:30:20,782 --> 00:30:22,960 Margherita, don't come back! 457 00:30:23,135 --> 00:30:26,917 Spring with a slow step with its flowers comes and goes. 458 00:30:26,987 --> 00:30:32,673 Spring, if she sees you, raises her heel and walks away. 459 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:37,410 Margherita, Margherita, you're a torment and a cheater. 460 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,816 If by chance, you come back, you come back, 461 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,405 the bird on your finger, 462 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:47,109 seed flinger, little singer, 463 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:53,590 ah, humdinger, if you see me linger, peck me on the nose! 464 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,834 Peck me on the nose! # 465 00:30:55,176 --> 00:30:59,600 What panache, what originality! - What did I tell you? You like it? 466 00:31:04,865 --> 00:31:08,443 Are you opening it? - Like I care! - Like I care, too! 467 00:31:11,156 --> 00:31:14,596 In short, who'll open it? - Fine, I'll do it. - We'll open it together. 468 00:31:14,802 --> 00:31:17,824 Postman! Registered mail! 469 00:31:18,567 --> 00:31:23,809 Does Alberto of Torrefiorita live here? - Yes, give it to me. 470 00:31:23,879 --> 00:31:27,851 No! No, registered mail must be delivered into the hands 471 00:31:27,921 --> 00:31:30,221 of the person, before the recipient. - Yes. 472 00:31:30,291 --> 00:31:32,221 He thought I would give it to him! 473 00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:35,489 What is it? - Maestro, where did you get those clothes? 474 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,795 How did you manage to disguise yourself so quickly? - What do you mean? 475 00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:44,337 Always the same story! - I want to know if this Torrefiorita is here or not? 476 00:31:44,407 --> 00:31:47,563 If he's here, he's here. If not, not. Is he here or not! 477 00:31:47,633 --> 00:31:50,384 Is he here? - Let's go to Mr. Maurizio! - Who is this Mr. Maurizio? 478 00:31:50,454 --> 00:31:54,330 And you poor thing, who are you? - I'm the mailman! 479 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,145 Why keep up the joke? - It's no joke! 480 00:31:57,313 --> 00:32:00,648 Wait, that's not him! - It's true! 481 00:32:00,718 --> 00:32:03,100 He who? - The Maestro! 482 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,233 There's a little resemblance, but no, no, it's not him! 483 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,500 Like two peas in a pod. 484 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,523 A resemblance? - Yes, a tiny one, it's true! 485 00:32:13,593 --> 00:32:16,350 Maestro, you're a love. - Delicious, Maestro. 486 00:32:16,420 --> 00:32:20,410 He would be perfect for the review. - And he should perform it! 487 00:32:20,111 --> 00:32:24,794 Sure, but the Maestro can't lend himself to such trifles! 488 00:32:24,864 --> 00:32:27,325 What do you say, Mr. Vernon? - May I? 489 00:32:27,757 --> 00:32:32,380 There's a delivery man with a registered mail for the Maestro. 490 00:32:32,108 --> 00:32:35,848 A letter for me? - You're disturbing us, just receive it! 491 00:32:35,918 --> 00:32:39,750 No doing. He wants to deliver it to the recipient. 492 00:32:39,145 --> 00:32:42,304 I'm on the way. May I? - No, he'll want a tip. 493 00:32:42,374 --> 00:32:45,493 Don't trouble yourself, Maestro. You go, Gigetto. 494 00:32:45,626 --> 00:32:48,529 In fact, I'll go too. Excuse me. 495 00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:51,569 And me? - Don't worry, talk to Mr. Vernon. 496 00:32:51,696 --> 00:32:54,743 Yes, talk to Mr. Vernon. - Fine, I'll talk to him. 497 00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:59,211 Alright, where's this registered letter? - Get ready for a big surprise. 498 00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:03,612 Is it is a bailiff instead of a postman? - No, a postman. 499 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:09,830 Fantastic! Like two peas in a pod. The Maestro and the mailman. Look. 500 00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:18,327 Is it him.. 501 00:33:19,501 --> 00:33:22,360 Listen... - Don't laugh! 502 00:33:24,652 --> 00:33:30,200 What kind of joke is this? Who are you? - What do you mean? I'm the postman, no? 503 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,361 You really do look the part. 504 00:33:32,757 --> 00:33:39,213 Here we go again! - It's great! They're two of them. It's a dream, a vision! 505 00:33:39,283 --> 00:33:43,200 Remove your cap. - Why? - Do it! - Fine. 506 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:47,214 He doesn't have the tuft! - No tuft, It's not him. - No. 507 00:33:47,470 --> 00:33:48,890 He who? 508 00:33:50,664 --> 00:33:51,778 I get it. 509 00:33:53,124 --> 00:33:57,203 That tiny resemblance to the Maestro! - Tiny, eh? 510 00:33:57,273 --> 00:34:01,466 Teensy weensy. - Yes. - Give us the letter. - Yeah. 511 00:34:01,536 --> 00:34:06,920 No, I hand it over only to the hands of the named person. 512 00:34:06,990 --> 00:34:09,531 We're that person. - You? - Yes, me and him. 513 00:34:09,844 --> 00:34:14,491 You both are the Maestro Alberto of Torrefiorita? - Yes! 514 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:17,310 Look there. 515 00:34:19,169 --> 00:34:22,129 No! You can't do that. Come, come! 516 00:34:22,568 --> 00:34:28,109 That would've been great. I am in possession! This is Maestro Alberto. 517 00:34:28,565 --> 00:34:30,240 Here. Therefore, 518 00:34:30,310 --> 00:34:35,516 I have to hand this over to the right person, he, who is the one. 519 00:34:35,586 --> 00:34:40,759 You can't, he's really busy. - It's true. - Yes, very busy! 520 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:45,715 Then no registered letter. - You'll have to wait. - I'll wait. 521 00:34:45,785 --> 00:34:50,503 You'll wait? - Yes. Why not? - Yes, wait. Come, Gigetto. 522 00:34:50,573 --> 00:34:53,915 You won't move from here? - No. - Let's go. 523 00:34:55,605 --> 00:34:57,600 Ok, fine! 524 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:55,128 Forget about the registered letter. 525 00:35:55,393 --> 00:35:58,643 One time, you told us a story about twins? - Yes, when you were a kid. 526 00:35:58,713 --> 00:36:01,690 Yes, the circus. I told you about it. But the registered letter! 527 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:06,740 And that you were lost? - I was picked up by my aunt and she left me at the circus. 528 00:36:06,144 --> 00:36:09,754 And she died? - She died. - Died? - Died. What more do you want! 529 00:36:09,824 --> 00:36:13,364 The registered letter! - Wait! - Now you'll get a surprise. 530 00:36:13,434 --> 00:36:16,494 Don't let it shock you. - It's just a small resemblance. 531 00:36:16,564 --> 00:36:19,770 Tiny. Don't let it go to your head. - Don't act like an idiot! 532 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,463 Remember that you are an imbecile. - Yes, sir. - You owe everything to us. 533 00:36:23,533 --> 00:36:28,620 You must do what we say! - No arguing! - I'm not arguing, but the letter! 534 00:36:28,768 --> 00:36:34,649 That's not how you do it! - No? - You won't get a thing. Watch how I do it. 535 00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:40,105 The crack must be small, very small. - Itsy bitsy! 536 00:36:40,175 --> 00:36:45,236 You have to place your eye and ear just right, so they work together. 537 00:36:45,306 --> 00:36:47,508 But I saw and heard just fine. 538 00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:52,320 Why were you spying? - Just passing the time. 539 00:36:52,102 --> 00:36:53,596 Go, go, go away! 540 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:21,430 Where are you going? Who do you want? - The Maestro. This way, I presume. 541 00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:24,445 No, ladies! I must announce you first. - Ladies! 542 00:37:24,515 --> 00:37:27,605 Oh, no! Oh, no! Halt! 543 00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:31,330 You absolutely cannot enter. Who are you? - We can't tell you. 544 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,420 The Maestro knows us. - Announce us. - No one enters. Please, leave! 545 00:37:35,490 --> 00:37:40,250 You bet we're not leaving! - Not even by force. - Let's sit down. Let's sit. 546 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:44,870 "Let's sit down"! This is beautiful! "Let's sit down"! 547 00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:48,743 Alright girls, let's make them hear us. One, two, three. 548 00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:52,200 # The sun does sparkle, the sea does shine, 549 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,530 the heart has no thought. 550 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,217 I want to sing this song of mine, 551 00:37:57,287 --> 00:38:00,115 but to sing it as I ought! 552 00:38:00,185 --> 00:38:05,650 We will sing a canzone, without love or passion's moan. 553 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:10,770 The chorus just says: brechiti, brechiti, bra! 554 00:38:10,435 --> 00:38:15,490 Don't speak to me of the heart, not the sun's or flowers' art. 555 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,872 Just say this: brechiti, brechiti, bra! # 556 00:38:20,722 --> 00:38:25,809 Oh, Maestro, excuse us. - Please, instead, continue. - How cute! 557 00:38:25,879 --> 00:38:30,994 I composed this music! This is very nice! 558 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:35,536 We wanted to... - Tell me later, go on, go on. 559 00:38:35,606 --> 00:38:40,930 # And the most tender thought is: Sing to me, sing to me, bra, bra, bra. 560 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:46,130 But to change his words instead, da-da, da-di-di-da. 561 00:38:46,830 --> 00:38:51,130 We will sing a canzone, without love or passion's moan. 562 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:55,955 The chorus just says: brechiti, brechiti, bra! 563 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,710 Brechiti, brechiti, bra. 564 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,439 Brechiti, brechiti, bra. 565 00:39:15,509 --> 00:39:20,170 And the most tender thought is: Sing to me, sing to me, bra, bra, bra. 566 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:25,951 But to change his words instead, da-da, da-di-di-da. 567 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:35,430 The chorus says: brechiti, brechiti, bra! # 568 00:39:35,726 --> 00:39:39,356 Bravo! - Excellent! 569 00:39:39,792 --> 00:39:43,610 Dears, you.. - Who are you? - We came on purpose to tell you. 570 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,200 Darlings, you are delicious! 571 00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:50,289 The Maestro is right. Truly, I may be interested in you. 572 00:39:50,359 --> 00:39:53,172 I am Maurizio Devalier, surely you know my name. 573 00:39:53,242 --> 00:39:58,160 I'm the director here. I've launched major stars of stage and song. 574 00:39:58,172 --> 00:40:00,525 The Maestro knows this! 575 00:40:00,595 --> 00:40:04,520 Yes, I know this. - Thank you, sir. 576 00:40:04,590 --> 00:40:08,897 But we are here only for the Maestro. - No! - Only for him. - Really? 577 00:40:08,967 --> 00:40:14,912 I understand very well. I can entrust you to his care. True, Maestro? 578 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:18,729 With joy. I can start immediately. - Yes, right away. 579 00:40:18,799 --> 00:40:23,663 But we don't want strangers.. other people. - We are timid. 580 00:40:23,733 --> 00:40:26,850 We would blush. - How sweet! 581 00:40:26,155 --> 00:40:31,758 I understand. I want the Maestro to test you well and then we'll see what to do. 582 00:40:31,828 --> 00:40:37,450 Well, to work! Then.. - How sweet! - Let's go, go! You too, Gigetto. 583 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,708 Ladies, we'll see you later. Goodbye! 584 00:40:43,382 --> 00:40:47,986 Goodbye! - Shall we go, girls? - Let's go. 585 00:40:49,343 --> 00:40:53,730 What do you do want with those three? - Who knows, but let's test them. 586 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,129 He's right. - As always! - What harm in testing them? Nothing. 587 00:40:57,199 --> 00:41:01,132 You see the girls and become stupid. It figures! - But, but.. 588 00:41:01,202 --> 00:41:05,645 That doesn't matter! Do you know when I get that feeling about something? 589 00:41:05,715 --> 00:41:10,550 The time has finally come and fortune is now in our hands! 590 00:41:10,777 --> 00:41:14,930 Strange, right? Strange, I have the same presentiment. - It's about time! 591 00:41:14,163 --> 00:41:18,976 We're here just for you, aren't you happy? - Me? Yes! 592 00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:21,669 Then I.. would be.. 593 00:41:22,187 --> 00:41:23,245 You are.. 594 00:41:32,286 --> 00:41:35,730 I can't, I can't! - What's the matter? 595 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,641 Maestro! - Sorry. 596 00:41:38,604 --> 00:41:41,355 You have.. a home.. 597 00:41:41,741 --> 00:41:45,836 a family.. all is OK.. all is right.. 598 00:41:45,906 --> 00:41:47,452 Me, on the other hand, 599 00:41:47,890 --> 00:41:50,261 alone.. always alone. 600 00:41:51,423 --> 00:41:53,793 Nobody.. in the hands of.. 601 00:41:55,890 --> 00:41:57,730 Without ever being able to be myself. 602 00:41:57,854 --> 00:42:00,217 Like a thing that.. like a.. 603 00:42:00,457 --> 00:42:02,651 as something... which gets thrown away. 604 00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:06,757 Oh, we understand. - This is why we came looking for you. 605 00:42:07,337 --> 00:42:10,747 Thank you. - Do you want a chocolate? 606 00:42:12,190 --> 00:42:15,540 Yes, thank you. It's been such a long time.. 607 00:42:15,436 --> 00:42:18,895 We need to escape. - Escape? Where? 608 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,462 To home! - It's also your home. 609 00:42:21,602 --> 00:42:25,318 You'll always be with us. - Now you're family. 610 00:42:25,388 --> 00:42:30,811 You know how much money the dearly departed left you? - A lot? - Another? 611 00:42:31,535 --> 00:42:32,724 Thank you. 612 00:42:33,188 --> 00:42:37,167 We must act quickly, Nicola waits. He organized everything. 613 00:42:37,237 --> 00:42:38,364 Nicola? 614 00:42:39,727 --> 00:42:42,514 It would be.. is.. 615 00:42:42,584 --> 00:42:44,180 After so many years! 616 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:49,680 Does he look like me? - Like your picture. - Without him, who'd know? 617 00:42:49,588 --> 00:42:55,398 Are you willing to leave right away? - Right away? And how! 618 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,494 You can't blame modern schools. 619 00:42:59,687 --> 00:43:05,100 Without the complicity of that imbecile who calls himself our nephew, 620 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,657 this would never have happened! - That's right! 621 00:43:07,727 --> 00:43:11,409 I'd think it should be said that Rosa, Lilli and Titti had some part in this too. 622 00:43:11,479 --> 00:43:14,160 It was they who escaped from school with the fire excuse! 623 00:43:14,230 --> 00:43:18,576 Something must be done! It's already been two days! What kind of father are you? 624 00:43:18,646 --> 00:43:22,284 Yes, something must be done, but without scandal! What can you do? 625 00:43:22,484 --> 00:43:26,943 I met an amazing man when I was studying to be a police officer. He's our man! 626 00:43:27,130 --> 00:43:31,873 Where is he? Let's call him. - We need to telegraph, he's in Mexico. 627 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:37,889 In Mexico? How long must we wait before he comes from Mexico to here? 628 00:43:37,959 --> 00:43:40,749 If I may, no need to worry anymore. 629 00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:45,255 The girls with Mr. Nicolino and another Nicolino are already here. 630 00:43:45,325 --> 00:43:46,751 Let's see what happens! 631 00:43:46,821 --> 00:43:49,641 Come, come on! Go ahead, dear. 632 00:43:50,556 --> 00:43:53,202 Don't be so shy. - Remove your hat. 633 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,445 Fix your tie. Just like that. 634 00:43:57,429 --> 00:44:01,302 Now, we'll have a nice surprise, leave it to me! 635 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,668 Here I am! 636 00:44:06,738 --> 00:44:10,736 I return after a brief but justified absence! 637 00:44:10,867 --> 00:44:13,157 Dear aunts, how are you? 638 00:44:13,227 --> 00:44:16,592 How are you? - Nicolino, my dear, you had us so worried! 639 00:44:16,662 --> 00:44:19,231 How are you? - How are you? Did you catch cold? 640 00:44:19,301 --> 00:44:22,382 Do you need anything? - Yes, now we'll see.. 641 00:44:22,452 --> 00:44:25,804 Enough of this revolting display of hysteria! 642 00:44:25,938 --> 00:44:28,885 And you, you have to deal with me! - And with me! 643 00:44:30,248 --> 00:44:31,387 Let me go! 644 00:44:32,340 --> 00:44:33,928 I'm ready.. 645 00:44:33,998 --> 00:44:37,157 to deal with anyone. With you! - With me! 646 00:44:37,227 --> 00:44:39,133 And also with me! - One at a time! 647 00:44:39,270 --> 00:44:41,803 Let's hear it! - You first! - No, you! - You! 648 00:44:41,873 --> 00:44:44,174 You what? - What? - Let's forget it then! 649 00:44:44,788 --> 00:44:47,337 No! This time, no! - I don't give up! - Neither do I! 650 00:44:47,407 --> 00:44:50,481 You knew we were waiting for you! - Calm down! Calm down! 651 00:44:50,551 --> 00:44:52,578 But where are the girls? 652 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:53,760 Wait a minute! 653 00:44:57,180 --> 00:45:00,478 They're out there.. with the other twin. 654 00:45:00,548 --> 00:45:03,354 Which one? - The one in the will! 655 00:45:03,424 --> 00:45:04,644 The.. - will! 656 00:45:04,714 --> 00:45:07,944 Oh, soul of Pantaleo, now you can rest in peace! 657 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:12,970 Don't complicate this with nonsense! Who is this twin? - He's the twin! 658 00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:14,524 Don't act like an idiot! - Yeah, what about you! 659 00:45:14,594 --> 00:45:17,970 I'm going to clear up this mess! - Come on! 660 00:45:17,167 --> 00:45:20,229 No, you stay. - Why? - Stay! - Why? - Stay! 661 00:45:20,299 --> 00:45:25,352 Where are you? Where? This is him, is it? Don't move, I want to speak to you. 662 00:45:25,422 --> 00:45:27,802 Daddy. - Daddy, we're here! - I can see that. 663 00:45:27,872 --> 00:45:29,262 Nice behavior! 664 00:45:29,332 --> 00:45:32,645 This time, don't count on my kindness. You'll be punished as you deserve! 665 00:45:32,715 --> 00:45:35,158 These poor.. - Silence! - Yes, sir. - Go! 666 00:45:35,228 --> 00:45:38,797 Go to your room and stay there until I say so. Go, march! 667 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:42,420 No, you stay! Come over here. 668 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,670 Look up. - No. - Look up! 669 00:45:46,766 --> 00:45:51,734 You also invented this resemblance and try to benefit from it! 670 00:45:51,914 --> 00:45:54,537 Now, who are you? - I am.. the twin. 671 00:45:54,607 --> 00:45:56,941 Which one? - The twin of my twin. It's not my fault! 672 00:45:57,110 --> 00:45:58,976 Then, it's mine? - Yours. - Why, mine? 673 00:45:59,170 --> 00:46:01,704 You said so. - What are you saying? - I don't know. 674 00:46:01,774 --> 00:46:05,217 Oh, you don't know? So why are you here? - I'm the twin. 675 00:46:05,287 --> 00:46:08,520 How brave! You act like a bully because I'm unarmed! 676 00:46:08,590 --> 00:46:11,217 He's right! - It's cowardly! - It's cowardly! 677 00:46:11,287 --> 00:46:13,692 You think I need this to be brave? There! 678 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,628 Lia! Lia! Are you hurt? 679 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,502 You shot! - No! - You shot! - No! - I'll slaughter you! - Me too! 680 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:24,808 What's going on? - 'Elp! 681 00:46:29,991 --> 00:46:31,430 I'll break everything! 682 00:46:32,387 --> 00:46:36,916 Finally! - Ah, help! Help! 683 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,693 Nicolino! - Nicolino! - Nicolino! - Nicolino! 684 00:46:47,834 --> 00:46:52,130 Why are you running? - Where's Nicolino? - Who cares! Where are my daughters? 685 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,667 Nicolino! - Nicolino! 686 00:46:53,737 --> 00:46:55,722 Rosa! Lilli! Titti! 687 00:47:00,572 --> 00:47:02,918 Gelsomino! - Nicolino! 688 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:08,462 Come on, let's run away. - Yes, run away, run away. 689 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,196 This is hell! 690 00:47:21,266 --> 00:47:26,362 Finally! You wanted to kill me! - Sir, I don't even know you! 691 00:47:26,432 --> 00:47:30,253 Now, I'll crush you! - Yes, but go easy. 692 00:47:30,323 --> 00:47:33,550 Nicolino, are you unharmed? - Yes, I am. 693 00:47:34,555 --> 00:47:37,289 But.. what pranks are these? 694 00:47:37,497 --> 00:47:39,730 You're here and you're there! 695 00:47:39,302 --> 00:47:42,990 Who are you then? - The twin. The twin of the twin. 696 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,123 Then it is him! - It's him! - Yes. - What's his name? 697 00:47:47,193 --> 00:47:50,801 In art, Alberto, in life, Gelsomino. 698 00:47:50,871 --> 00:47:53,942 Gelsomino, my nephew! - My nephew! 699 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:59,647 Come, come into my arms! - And mine! - Yes, yes dear aunts. 700 00:47:59,717 --> 00:48:03,139 I'll leave this one. It's the other one I want! 701 00:48:04,468 --> 00:48:08,309 Mr. Nicolino! - Mr. Asdrubale! - Mr. Nicolino! - Mr. Asdrubale! 702 00:48:08,379 --> 00:48:11,966 Are you chasing me or am I chasing you? - I'm chasing! - Then let's go! 703 00:48:12,988 --> 00:48:16,852 Stop! - I'm not afraid of you! - Stop or I'll slaughter you! 704 00:48:24,467 --> 00:48:27,570 Battista, what are you doing with that weapon? Drop it! 705 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:33,524 I'll chase you and get you! - You won't get me! You won't get me! 706 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,636 Yes! - No! - Yes! - No! 707 00:48:51,289 --> 00:48:56,251 Help! They'll kill us all! - Who's shooting? - Come on! 708 00:49:02,677 --> 00:49:06,237 My ear was grazed by a bullet! I'm alive only by miracle! 709 00:49:06,421 --> 00:49:10,544 Who keeps on shooting? - Oh, aunts, we're afraid! 710 00:49:17,610 --> 00:49:19,257 Calm down! Calm down! 711 00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:24,918 This is a good time. - With all this confusion? - Exactly. 712 00:49:33,829 --> 00:49:36,850 Come here! - Get off me! 713 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,940 Look! - What's happening! - Oh, my God! 714 00:49:43,308 --> 00:49:46,668 Look! - His soul can't bear it! - He's stirred! 715 00:49:46,738 --> 00:49:49,433 I don't give up! - Neither do I! 716 00:49:50,668 --> 00:49:53,271 What's going on? - The picture! 717 00:49:53,778 --> 00:49:54,923 Daddy! 718 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:00,264 Spirits! 719 00:50:00,403 --> 00:50:01,498 Aunts! 720 00:50:03,618 --> 00:50:07,428 Don't be afraid! We're used to this and we'll question him. 721 00:50:07,865 --> 00:50:14,220 Noble soul of Pantaleo, these two here, are they the two twins of the will? 722 00:50:14,537 --> 00:50:17,853 Reply! - Reply! - It's true, right? 723 00:50:17,987 --> 00:50:21,784 Look at him, please reply! - Is it me? 724 00:50:23,904 --> 00:50:27,564 He said no! See! He said no! It's not them! 725 00:50:27,714 --> 00:50:32,106 It's true! It is! He said no! - It's not true! It's not! He said yes! 726 00:50:32,176 --> 00:50:35,850 He said yes, they are! - Pantaleo always responds like that! 727 00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:40,525 Here I am! 728 00:50:40,728 --> 00:50:44,593 Good morning, morning, my little dears. 729 00:50:44,663 --> 00:50:48,686 Did you sleep well? - Morning. Fine and you? 730 00:50:48,756 --> 00:50:52,319 I had a very restless sleep. 731 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:57,860 Good, you're studying. Nice. What are you reading? - Vocabulary. 732 00:50:57,214 --> 00:51:00,549 It's instructive. And often interesting too. 733 00:51:00,619 --> 00:51:03,493 Go on, girls, continue. 734 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,602 Where were we? - Here. - Yes. 735 00:51:06,765 --> 00:51:08,967 "Amomum" - What's that? 736 00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:14,973 "Aromatic eastern plant from whose fruit is extracted a precious balm." 737 00:51:15,430 --> 00:51:19,415 Very interesting and delicate. - Now comes the fun part! 738 00:51:19,858 --> 00:51:21,253 "Love". 739 00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:29,999 "Lively affection, burning desire towards a pleasing person or thing." 740 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,154 Is that it? - I wonder what I expected! 741 00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,397 What did you expect? 742 00:51:43,659 --> 00:51:47,232 # Everybody talks about love, but we don't know why. 743 00:51:47,302 --> 00:51:50,810 Maestro, what is love? Tell us, don't be shy. 744 00:51:50,939 --> 00:51:54,550 Round and round a ring, love's a tramping thing, 745 00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:57,798 around the world it flings, all the hearts, it steals. 746 00:51:57,868 --> 00:52:01,338 It keeps them off the track, the cards against them stacked, 747 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:04,421 Like hearts in a sack they find out how they feel. 748 00:52:04,613 --> 00:52:08,730 My heart winks an eye at your heart which is nigh. 749 00:52:08,197 --> 00:52:13,609 Come by, come by, don't be shy, how you make me feel! 750 00:52:13,679 --> 00:52:18,801 Round and round a ring, love's a tramping thing, around the world it flings, 751 00:52:18,871 --> 00:52:20,680 all the hearts, it steals. 752 00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:25,653 One hundred and fifty-nine, the hen does chime. - Let her chime. # 753 00:52:25,969 --> 00:52:29,967 Oh, nice! I see that you're having fun, bravo! 754 00:52:30,370 --> 00:52:34,810 The little ones.. - Want to come too? - We'll make another dance! 755 00:52:35,395 --> 00:52:39,768 Ah, you're here with the twin! Rosa, Lilli, Titti! - What, Daddy? 756 00:52:40,430 --> 00:52:43,100 You must go in, breakfast is ready. - Even for us? 757 00:52:43,170 --> 00:52:46,433 Of course, for now! I said, "for now"! 758 00:52:47,346 --> 00:52:49,348 Fine! - Come on, girls. 759 00:52:49,418 --> 00:52:51,216 Gelsomino, let's go. 760 00:52:51,536 --> 00:52:54,316 Here we go. Come on! 761 00:53:02,691 --> 00:53:07,565 An all-around silence, indeed, glacial. Very nice! 762 00:53:07,815 --> 00:53:11,851 We have nothing to say. - We could say something, but this is the point: 763 00:53:11,921 --> 00:53:17,678 But it's best to avoid discussions. - A small word could lead to explosions! 764 00:53:17,748 --> 00:53:22,626 Don't worry, there won't be any more! - We're waiting upon the investigation. 765 00:53:22,696 --> 00:53:26,423 So, we'll still think about lil' Nicolino and lil' Gelsomino! 766 00:53:26,493 --> 00:53:29,757 What do we have to do with anything? Did we write the will? No! 767 00:53:29,899 --> 00:53:32,120 Did we appoint ourselves heirs? No! 768 00:53:32,190 --> 00:53:37,989 If we did, we did, then you could. If we didn't, we didn't and you can't. 769 00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:42,325 Is that clear? Right, Gelsomino? - Yes! I swear it! 770 00:53:42,483 --> 00:53:45,368 I didn't know anything and not even Nicolino. 771 00:53:45,438 --> 00:53:48,293 Heirs? That still remains to be seen! 772 00:53:48,363 --> 00:53:50,781 We want proof! Proof! 773 00:53:51,214 --> 00:53:54,211 There! Are you going to start again? Can't we have breakfast in peace? 774 00:53:54,281 --> 00:53:57,370 Shall we change the subject? - Yes, let's change the subject! 775 00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,368 Near the villa, there's a circus with horses set up. 776 00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:05,743 It's going to be great. - With horses and clowns. - Even ferocious lions! 777 00:54:06,917 --> 00:54:10,602 You'll love that, Mr. Asdrubale! 778 00:54:10,672 --> 00:54:13,380 There he goes, provoking me again! 779 00:54:13,450 --> 00:54:17,700 I didn't! If I did, you could say I did! But I didn't, so you can't say I did! 780 00:54:17,770 --> 00:54:20,514 He's right. You always talk about wild animals! 781 00:54:20,584 --> 00:54:22,478 It's true, I heard him too. 782 00:54:22,938 --> 00:54:27,430 I'd like to go to the circus. And you? - We would! 783 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:33,364 That's why we talked about it! - Can we, Dad? - Want to come, Nicolino? 784 00:54:33,434 --> 00:54:36,985 Yes, but only if that one comes with me. Because with wild animals.. 785 00:54:37,510 --> 00:54:38,643 you never know! 786 00:54:39,168 --> 00:54:43,129 This is the last straw! I can't hold back! - Calm down! 787 00:54:43,199 --> 00:54:46,500 Will you stop it! - First him! - No, you! 788 00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,673 I can't take anymore! - Neither can I! - Enough! 789 00:54:49,743 --> 00:54:51,460 What are you doing? Enough! 790 00:54:58,660 --> 00:55:04,122 # Blonde dolly goodnight, goodnight. 791 00:55:05,198 --> 00:55:10,197 Will I dream, Miss? I might, I might. 792 00:55:11,347 --> 00:55:16,290 Today is like the swallow, 793 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:23,330 that from its nest wants to spread its first wings. 794 00:55:24,945 --> 00:55:31,740 A little bit of affection, we would have no objection, 795 00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:37,432 to give my heart's dejection, some happiness. 796 00:55:38,397 --> 00:55:44,780 A little bit of affection, like the sun's projection, 797 00:55:44,148 --> 00:55:50,230 towards a flower's direction, which is nameless. 798 00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:56,350 A simple and gentle flower that loves the April shower, 799 00:55:56,420 --> 00:56:02,617 the gentle throbbing hour of early youth. 800 00:56:02,687 --> 00:56:09,900 A little bit of affection, we would have no objection, 801 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:16,840 to give my heart's dejection, some happiness. # 802 00:56:19,834 --> 00:56:24,130 My tenacious search has finally been met with success. 803 00:56:24,252 --> 00:56:28,705 I found the first twin after 22 months of research, and I was certain 804 00:56:28,775 --> 00:56:32,105 I had in my hands, the first link in the chain. 805 00:56:32,175 --> 00:56:34,463 In fact, we soon found the second. 806 00:56:34,594 --> 00:56:40,205 Now we need to establish legally the identities of which we are certain. 807 00:56:40,570 --> 00:56:43,642 Of course. - Despite a sentimental certainty, 808 00:56:43,712 --> 00:56:47,913 we must hold rigidly to to legal recognition, am I right? 809 00:56:47,983 --> 00:56:54,692 Very true. Do yo have this recognition? - Yes, the identities can be proven. 810 00:56:55,157 --> 00:57:00,625 They are truly the twins the will of our dearly departed, Pantaleo. 811 00:57:01,177 --> 00:57:06,533 But you didn't let me finish. I talked about the first link in the chain 812 00:57:06,603 --> 00:57:12,741 because it was discovered that the twins are not two, but three! 813 00:57:12,811 --> 00:57:17,402 See, the gate is open. He might be here. Are you sure that he escaped? 814 00:57:17,472 --> 00:57:20,662 Of course, the circus is looking all over for him. 815 00:57:20,732 --> 00:57:25,697 They saw him heading this way. - What now? - Get out your guns, just in case. 816 00:57:25,767 --> 00:57:29,270 Hey, anyone home! Must be somebody here. Hey anyone! 817 00:57:29,844 --> 00:57:34,149 Do you know some beasts fled from the circus? - Really? - Yes. 818 00:57:34,354 --> 00:57:37,225 A lion, I think. - Yes. - So what? 819 00:57:37,295 --> 00:57:38,897 What do you mean? 820 00:57:38,967 --> 00:57:43,920 It was seen coming towards this house. Maybe it's here. - Here? 821 00:57:43,230 --> 00:57:46,828 Why not? - Oh, God! Lord! Master! Master! 822 00:57:46,956 --> 00:57:49,650 One of you follow me, the other stays. 823 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:55,121 Master, wild beasts have escaped the circus! We're surrounded by lions! 824 00:57:55,191 --> 00:57:59,832 Lions? - What do you mean? - Battista! - The police are here. 825 00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:09,250 What's going on? Then, it's true! 826 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:12,429 Don't be alarmed, but precautions are necessary. 827 00:58:15,134 --> 00:58:20,239 The lion! - Don't shoot! Calm down, Sir! Sir! 828 00:58:24,330 --> 00:58:28,452 It's here! It's here! It's here! I've seen it, it's out there! 829 00:58:28,522 --> 00:58:33,529 Calm down! Don't be afraid! Shut the doors tight! - Where are the others? 830 00:58:33,599 --> 00:58:39,100 And you're in here, the lion hunter! - What should I do? - My daughters? 831 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,563 Close the door! - And there! - Help, what'll we do? 832 00:58:42,633 --> 00:58:44,977 Don't you see that here we're trapped! 833 00:58:45,470 --> 00:58:47,679 Asdrubale, what do we do? 834 00:58:47,749 --> 00:58:52,290 Mr. Asdrubale! Mr. Asdrubale! Here's your rifle. - What do you want me to do? 835 00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,145 We're in danger! - My daughters! 836 00:58:55,215 --> 00:58:58,562 Are you a lion hunter or not? - You're a lion hunter? - Yes! 837 00:58:58,632 --> 00:59:00,531 Come on! - Asdrubale! 838 00:59:00,601 --> 00:59:04,142 Save us! - Save us! Save the girls! 839 00:59:04,212 --> 00:59:09,770 Come on! - No! A hunter would be ashamed to kill a lion from the circus! 840 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,637 It's a lion just the same! - It's dangerous. - Asdrubale! 841 00:59:12,707 --> 00:59:14,217 My dignity forbids it! 842 00:59:19,779 --> 00:59:22,231 Rose, Lilli, what's happening? - What is it? 843 00:59:22,301 --> 00:59:25,193 I heard... - Me too! - What a fright! 844 00:59:28,464 --> 00:59:33,250 There is no way out! - Oh, God! I'm afraid! 845 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:37,759 Gelsomino! - Gelsomino! What a fright! - Asdrubale! 846 00:59:37,829 --> 00:59:42,217 Brigadier, what'll we do? - What'll we do? - I'm checking, but not a sound. 847 00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:47,100 Gelsomino! - Those poor things are all up there by themselves! 848 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,330 He's right! - They're in danger! - Save them! Nicolino! 849 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:55,490 Fine, Gelsomino, I'm going! - I want to see what you've got! 850 00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:56,672 We'll see! 851 00:59:58,414 --> 01:00:01,955 I'm coming too. - Yes. - You this way, and I that way. - Yes, let's go! 852 01:00:48,166 --> 01:00:49,816 Hey, pal! 853 01:00:49,886 --> 01:00:54,116 Don't joke around! Is the gun loaded? 854 01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:04,517 A talking beast. What kind of lion are you? You're a fake! 855 01:01:04,587 --> 01:01:08,341 Well done, Sherlock! Put down that gun, it's dangerous! 856 01:01:09,213 --> 01:01:10,639 This is great! 857 01:01:10,957 --> 01:01:13,396 This... and everyone thought.. 858 01:01:14,842 --> 01:01:16,193 What a laugh! 859 01:01:16,475 --> 01:01:24,126 Listen, I'll put down the gun and do you no harm, but you have to do me a favor. 860 01:01:24,196 --> 01:01:27,368 Say it, what do you want? - Listen. 861 01:01:31,430 --> 01:01:33,507 This is the beast? 862 01:01:33,949 --> 01:01:38,396 Oh my God! Oh my God! Nicolino against the beasts! 863 01:01:38,466 --> 01:01:42,970 Finally, one of the family who has courage! - Just like Pantaleo! 864 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,681 Nicolino! Nicolino! 865 01:01:44,751 --> 01:01:47,650 Lord, a shot! - It's all over! 866 01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:52,979 Wait. it's not easy to bring a beast down. It's more dangerous when wounded. 867 01:01:54,133 --> 01:01:56,343 Another shot! - My heart! 868 01:01:56,413 --> 01:01:58,471 Ni! Co! Li! No! 869 01:02:00,230 --> 01:02:02,810 Justice has been done, I killed the beast! 870 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:04,810 He's a hero! - Bravo! 871 01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:09,829 Really good! - Wait a minute, I have to check it! 872 01:02:11,824 --> 01:02:14,371 Dead? - As a door nail. 873 01:02:38,557 --> 01:02:40,359 The hunter! 874 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,594 Oh, my God! What's happening now? 875 01:02:51,687 --> 01:02:55,478 Don't touch me! Stay where you are! 876 01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:59,793 The hero! All it took was a fake lion to have him go flying! 877 01:02:59,863 --> 01:03:03,960 I was joking! I knew it the whole time, otherwise I would've shot it! 878 01:03:04,123 --> 01:03:07,360 What happened? - It's very simple. 879 01:03:07,573 --> 01:03:09,670 The wild beasts of the Slim Circus, 880 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,362 are represented by an imitator, 881 01:03:13,432 --> 01:03:17,119 who disguises himself as a lion, tiger, leopard. 882 01:03:17,189 --> 01:03:22,850 This imitator escaped from the circus disguised as a lion. 883 01:03:23,570 --> 01:03:26,400 What a fright! - What a shock! - Oh, God! 884 01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:28,596 How could you mistake a fake lion for a real one? 885 01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:31,480 I'd like to know that too. 886 01:03:31,118 --> 01:03:35,751 By Jove, I wanted to teach him a lesson! - Because now you know it's fake! 887 01:03:35,821 --> 01:03:37,725 He's right! A lesson for you! 888 01:03:38,431 --> 01:03:40,409 Do not exaggerate! Listen.. 889 01:03:40,479 --> 01:03:43,279 Gelsomino! Where's Gelsomino! 890 01:03:43,349 --> 01:03:45,748 I want to see it. - Yes, let's go! 891 01:03:46,975 --> 01:03:51,874 Gelsomino, where are you? Gelsomino, come on out. 892 01:03:52,289 --> 01:03:55,899 The lion? - It was a joke, there's no danger. 893 01:03:55,969 --> 01:03:58,790 Really? It's safe? 894 01:03:58,149 --> 01:04:02,437 Come on, there's a nice surprise. Come on! 895 01:04:04,333 --> 01:04:06,692 All is calm. Don't be afraid. Show yourself. 896 01:04:06,850 --> 01:04:12,740 I want to see your face! - Me afraid? Don't make me laugh! 897 01:04:12,611 --> 01:04:19,900 If I was afraid, I wouldn't have braved gunfire, revolvers, idiots, etc! 898 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:22,538 You want to see my cute face, Sir? Here it is! 899 01:04:22,608 --> 01:04:26,901 Dear gentlemen, here it is! One, two, three! It's done! 900 01:04:26,971 --> 01:04:32,315 Without a doubt, the roars were imitated well, eh, Sirs? 901 01:04:32,385 --> 01:04:36,913 Is this a joke? - It is one of the two that's disguised. - That's impossible. 902 01:04:36,983 --> 01:04:41,601 Miraculous! - Lia! - It's like a hallucination! 903 01:04:41,671 --> 01:04:44,674 Gentlemen, you seem like you turned to stone? 904 01:04:44,744 --> 01:04:48,837 Are you still scared? It's better that I undress. There. 905 01:04:49,550 --> 01:04:53,410 Without makeup! One, two, three! Done! 906 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:58,930 Why did you escape from the circus and act out this joke? 907 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:04,256 A publicity stunt that has already given excellent results elsewhere. 908 01:05:04,903 --> 01:05:10,352 You can't imagine how much of a joke it'll be to the circus box office. 909 01:05:10,590 --> 01:05:14,346 I hope the gentlemen will want to honor us with their presence 910 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,559 to the show which starts at 5. 911 01:05:17,629 --> 01:05:20,979 A miracle! How long have you been at this circus? 912 01:05:21,490 --> 01:05:25,536 Since birth. My mother was a famous horsewoman! Op! Op! 913 01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:31,124 It's him! It's him! - Feel my heart, Giovanna! - And mine, Lia! 914 01:05:31,194 --> 01:05:34,450 It's a scam! - This comedy is becoming unbearable! 915 01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,476 Leave it to me! 916 01:05:36,787 --> 01:05:39,713 Let's see what's happening! 917 01:05:43,180 --> 01:05:45,200 Oh my God! What the..? 918 01:05:45,239 --> 01:05:47,954 Come! The picture moves! 919 01:05:49,420 --> 01:05:53,512 Oh, my God! It moves! Once again! 920 01:05:53,582 --> 01:05:56,752 Now tell the truth. - Speak, Pantaleo. 921 01:06:12,105 --> 01:06:16,552 Ah, here the trick is revealed! Bravo, Battista! 922 01:06:18,202 --> 01:06:24,446 I'm pleased that an agreement has been reached. The notarial deed is ready. 923 01:06:24,689 --> 01:06:30,631 All goods will be put together and divided among all of the relatives. 924 01:06:31,254 --> 01:06:36,111 Here we are, finally reunited within a family. 925 01:06:36,677 --> 01:06:38,220 I'm touched. 926 01:06:38,256 --> 01:06:41,302 I have always loved you, without knowing you, 927 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:44,794 without even knowing your existence. 928 01:06:45,785 --> 01:06:48,393 Me too. - Me too. 929 01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:50,190 Look at him. 930 01:06:57,545 --> 01:07:02,199 Subitles by sineintegral@KG 76084

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