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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,200 Oh, man! 2 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:20,900 This stinks - shitty job. 3 00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:23,400 Any plans for this weekend? 4 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,800 The game on Saturday 5 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:25,800 Oh, something new. 6 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,500 What? You want to come? 7 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:31,600 Oh, no. Soccer? No way. 8 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:35,600 Sometimes I wonder what you do when you're off. 9 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:39,100 Sunday I'm taking a spin 10 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:41,300 The new turbo's in 11 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:44,900 What does your fiance say? 12 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:46,200 Uschi-bear? 13 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,400 I never talk cars with her 14 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,400 Sure. I understand. 15 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,300 Clean that off! 16 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:10,800 You bet. Right away. 17 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,700 Police! 18 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:18,700 Don't move. 19 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:20,500 More police! 20 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:21,700 Turn off that crap. 21 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,000 Hands up in the air. 22 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,500 Come on, get out. 23 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,900 Hands on there. 24 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:32,900 Damned 25 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 You can start the reports. 26 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,000 We get the best part again Thanks. 27 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,300 Is that her? 28 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:43,000 Yes, that's her. 29 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:45,900 She's srewing the captain? 30 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:47,000 And has a relative in the city hall. 31 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:50,500 Hello. 32 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Hello. 33 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:55,400 You saw what happened. Distract and bust. 34 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,200 Ah, I'm astounded. 35 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,100 Can't say we share our know-how 36 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:04,100 Sh-t, sh-t, sh-t... 37 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:10,400 REGULAR GUYS 38 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,200 You guys sure showed that babe. 39 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,500 I got something to show her. 40 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,200 If she ever sees it... 41 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,800 Hey, it's too big to miss. 42 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,100 How about a beer? 43 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,900 Not today. 43 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:26,500 Uschi trouble again? 44 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,500 Just a temporary low. 45 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:37,900 Good evening. 45 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:52,800 Uschi-bear? 46 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:01,600 I told you. 47 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,500 Either the new ngine or me. 48 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,200 And what's that? 49 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,900 My new turbo. 50 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,500 Sorry, man. Fate. 51 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:11,200 Want to know something? 52 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,500 Something true? 53 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:16,000 Really, really true. 54 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:17,700 The absolute truth. 55 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,200 Men... 56 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:26,600 Men are just better people. 57 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,500 Tell me it's not true. 58 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:58,100 A guy... Sh-t. 59 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:00,800 I don;t believe it. 60 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:21,900 Hello, how're you? Hungover? 61 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:22,700 What? 62 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,800 Coffee or tea? 63 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,400 I'll make both. 64 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,700 Aspirin's up there. 65 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,300 What time is it? 66 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,200 No idea, 67 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,100 Nine I think... 68 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:39,400 Damned. 69 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,300 I just have toasts 70 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:44,000 with margerine there 71 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,300 How do you like your toast? 72 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,200 I wouldn;t go out like that. 73 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,300 Not a good idea. 74 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,700 But I have to be at the stakeout. 75 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,600 Uh, work. Where are my clothes? 76 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,700 In the washer. 79 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,300 Beer stains. 80 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,000 I'll drive you. 81 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,200 What kind of clothes? 82 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,900 Anything that fits. 83 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:32,900 Ok? 84 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:35,900 Very ok. 85 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:38,100 Where do you work? 86 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,500 I'm with the... 87 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:42,900 I work for the city. 88 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,000 Go on, what happened then? 89 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:50,100 It was drinks on the house. 90 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:52,600 Then I took you home. 91 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:56,400 You kept saying you were homeless. 92 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,800 And then? 93 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,100 We went to bed. 94 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,300 That is... I put you to bed. 95 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Up there's fine. 96 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:23,800 Your clothes? 97 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,300 Where can I send them? 98 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,100 My garage is in the back. 99 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:31,400 The offer still stands. Stay at my place. 100 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:35,900 Thanks, but no, thanks, Edgar. 101 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:39,900 Say... Anything happened last night? 102 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:46,200 Well... nothing you didn't want. 103 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,300 Welcome to the club. 104 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,300 I'm looking for a flat. Are they renting? 106 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,300 A hard night? Leave me alone. 107 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:55,600 Solo déjame en paz 108 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,500 Nice outfit. New disguise? 109 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:05,000 ¿Nuevo camuflaje? 110 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,500 Just joking. 111 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,200 Oh, I'm not fucking the captain. 112 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,900 And i don't have a relative in the city hall 114 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:31,000 I'm just here to learn. 116 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,100 I have to make a phone call. 117 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,100 Coming? 118 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,300 Yes 119 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,700 I'll feed the pidgeons. 120 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,500 Keep an eye on the bar. 121 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:48,500 Anything unusual happens, take pictures. 122 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,100 Real tough work. 123 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,900 -That bimbo? 124 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:58,000 - Some 'bimbo'? 2 semesters of sociology. 125 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,400 A year of law, even a month at the FBI Academy. 127 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,800 Careerwise, she has everything we don't. 128 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,100 If life was halfway fair, 129 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,000 she'd at least look like sh-t. 131 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:22,100 Thanks. Thanks a lot. 132 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,900 Ever had an AIDS test? 133 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:29,000 What? Does Ursula...? 134 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,700 Did you get laid without a rubber? 135 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:35,700 Do me a favour. Don't ask. 136 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,000 Horny? 137 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,800 If you want to talk to us: just do it. Now. 138 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:51,000 Uschi, it's me. 139 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,100 Please answer, I know you're at home. 140 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,800 My sweet cub... 141 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,900 You can't imagine what a night I had. 142 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:01,500 Ursula... 143 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:07,400 Ok. That was it. Thanks, bye. 144 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,700 Asshole. 145 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,300 Can i stay with you a few days? 146 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:17,500 With me? 147 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,500 Hey I'm sorry I... What? That bad? 148 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:24,500 Sweet cub, listen... I gave up my apartment 149 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,700 Prematurely, I admit... 150 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:30,100 But we're still engaged. 151 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,700 And I need my car keys. 152 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,900 Yes, i know the trade fair's going on. 153 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:46,100 What? 154 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,400 The Men's Shelter? 155 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,300 Are you crazy? 156 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,900 Did you order a "Pizza con tutto"? 157 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,200 And a green salad. 158 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:05,800 Do you accept credit cards? I'm out of cash. 159 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,900 Wait. 160 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,700 Here. A jeans shirt? Top quality. 161 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:17,300 Just your size and colour. 163 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,300 98 Marks new. 164 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,200 Want some wine too? 165 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,400 Thanks, not really, but... 166 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:31,900 How to say... could I sleep at your place? 167 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:46,000 Excusi, I've got to get back to the Pizzeria... 169 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,900 Not like that. 170 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,400 I'm fairly normal. 171 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,800 There has to be a bed somewhere in this town. 172 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,900 Take credit cards? 173 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,100 If I have to. 174 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,100 Then, a big breakfast. 175 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,300 Orange juice, coffee... 176 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:45,900 A mineral water and a softboiled egg. 177 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:48,200 Do you have a toilet? 178 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,100 Inside. 179 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,700 That's my car! 180 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:31,100 Leave my car alone! 181 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,900 You asshole! 182 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:44,000 It's no use, that's what the police are for. 183 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,600 Yes, I know. 184 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,700 It's not gonna look too hot on your record. 185 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,400 Thanks a lot. 187 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,300 You and ursula. Is it serious? 188 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:05,500 What's wrong with women these days? 189 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,000 Can you tell me? 190 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Too many hormones in the water? 191 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,600 Am I plumber? 193 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:19,900 Your fiance missed this. 195 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,100 Sorry, wrong topic. 196 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,600 I'm going to be around a while. 197 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,200 Can we adjust to that? 198 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,800 And if you feel as bad as you look, 199 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,000 I can't help it. 201 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:51,200 Alright, I'm going on my round. You do yours later. 203 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,000 Have a problem? 204 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Yes, you could call it that. 205 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:07,900 Mr. Nice Guy 206 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:11,600 Name's Petrov; organizes the fake plates. 207 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,700 We want the "Czar" 208 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,300 We only know he's 60, Russian, drives a Jag. 209 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,100 And he's bringing fake papers. 210 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,500 I wanted to buy a round tonight. 211 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,900 But no sense inviting him. 212 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,700 Right. No point. 213 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:29,700 But I accept. 217 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,600 You look tired. 218 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,800 I tried to sleep in my car. 219 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,200 Could I spend a few nights here after all? 220 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,300 On the sofa? 221 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,500 Wherever. I have a guest room. 222 00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:01,300 Feel right at home. 223 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,000 I have your clothes. 224 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,700 Edgar..., thanks. 225 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:39,100 It was love at first sight. 226 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,800 Listen, just a moment! 227 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,700 Tea? coffee? Or both? 228 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,000 Uh, before this gets complicated... 229 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,400 What's complicated? 230 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:56,300 I just need a bed for a night. Only. 232 00:19:56,900 --> 00:20:00,900 And I'm only into women. 233 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,200 Too bad. Oh, no more coffee. 234 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,900 That's the way it is. 235 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,800 Fine. 236 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,600 No coffee. 237 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,600 - You know what I mean. 238 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:18,100 - Sure. Mineral water? 239 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:23,400 I could use a real drink. 240 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:46,900 Why are you a cop? 241 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,100 Acute case of BSE. 242 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,000 I wanted to work in a zoo, 243 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,800 but Im alergic to cats. 244 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,100 Really. No bullsh-t. 245 00:20:56,700 --> 00:21:00,700 You guys think I'm on a career trip, right? 246 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,500 You're smart and attractive. 247 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,500 So you don't have a chance. 248 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,400 Thanks for the straight answer. 249 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,000 How about you? 250 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,300 Just don't bring any cats to work. 251 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:16,300 If that's what you mean. 253 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,400 I never mix work and pleasure. 254 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,500 Sure. 255 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,000 Look who's coming. 256 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,700 Who's that woth him? 257 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:31,600 A colleague? 258 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,500 No idea. 259 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,300 Hola, ¡aquí estás! 260 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,700 Hi, I'm Mike. 261 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:47,800 This is Edgar, a friend of a friend. 262 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,500 Hi Edgar. Helen. 263 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,800 We work together. 264 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,800 For the city too? 265 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,000 Kind of... 266 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,400 In the same unit. 267 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,200 Not tax people, I hope? 268 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,800 Red Libanese? 269 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,700 You're hip? 270 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,700 I hope so. 271 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,300 Smoke a lot? 272 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,200 Now and then. 273 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,500 You don't know each other long? 274 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,300 Eh? 275 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:28,800 Why? 276 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,900 Just asking. 277 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:32,400 The D.A's office complained they can't reach you 278 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:38,900 off duty and about your answering machine 280 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:41,900 Oh 281 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,900 I'd say we ignore it for now. 282 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,700 Inspector Niemcek. 283 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:50,900 Detective Rennmark. 284 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:52,300 Inspector Schwenk. 285 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:54,800 And what do you do? 286 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,100 Me? I remodel stolen cars. 287 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,100 Then we're a great team. 288 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,700 Where can we reach you? 289 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,500 My place. At least for the next few weeks. 290 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:07,200 4 8 3 9 6 5 for the next 2 weeks. 291 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,700 yes, yes. Temporarily. 292 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,200 Have an address? 293 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,300 Wiehlandstrasse 157, 3rd floor on the right. 294 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:15,900 Yeah... 295 00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:17,200 He forgets it. 296 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,600 I'd better tattoo it on him. 297 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,000 What does Schwenk have against me? 298 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,300 Ah, Schwenk is a bit confused and doesn't want you to think he's a jerk. 300 00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:34,100 So he overdoes it. More than usual. 301 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:35,400 Bueno, más de lo habitual 302 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,200 Clear. As long as I don't have to understand that - it's fine. 304 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:42,000 I can't invite you up for a coffee. 305 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:47,900 - Sure, not a good idea. - Yes. 307 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,800 It's ok. I understand. 308 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:53,800 Good night. 308 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,800 (lesbians ???) 309 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:21,700 Hello, ursula Roth isn't in and Christof Schwenk is dead... 310 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:26,100 If you have a message, leave it now. 311 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:31,000 I hope you're doing it with your steroid monster. 313 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,100 Just remember. The more muscle upstairs - 314 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:39,100 - the less downstairs. 315 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,900 What are you looking at? Beat it. 316 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,200 I'll keep track. 317 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,600 No problem. 318 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,200 Not feeling well? 319 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:12,600 If you want to talk... Good night. 321 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:19,600 A cop. I got myself a cop. 322 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:45,500 Oh no, it's Saturday! 323 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:09,600 Good morning. 324 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:23,500 Law and order, right? 325 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,000 'mornin' 326 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,000 Say...your upstairs neighbours... 327 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,400 Yeah, yeah, they play hard. 328 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,000 If it turns you on, 329 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,300 you know where to find me. 330 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,800 I thought men like you were neater. 331 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:47,600 Mmm, what else do you know 332 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,600 about "men like me"? 333 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,900 Sorry, forget it. 334 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:54,000 I don't know any... 335 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,800 ¡Gays! 336 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,200 The word is Gays 337 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,200 G-A-Y three letters, easy to remember. 338 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:03,500 Try it sometime. 339 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:06,800 And if it's hard to say, 340 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,900 practice makes perfect. 341 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:11,600 Fine, I'll try it. Sometime. 342 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,800 Say... can you iron? 343 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,400 Sure. years of pro bachelorhood. 344 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,200 Then marry me. 345 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:38,000 Don't ogle me. 346 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,400 You're blinding me. 347 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:54,300 And wipe that "I'll get you" grin off your face. 348 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:56,700 I'm only into women. 349 00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,300 The wrong ones maybe. 350 00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:01,800 Fine, you said it. I heard it. 351 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:09,800 All I do all day long is think about getting into your pants. 352 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,000 Fine. I'll check the papers. 353 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,800 I'll have a place by Monday. 354 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,800 Monday? When did you look for a place last? 355 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,500 The year they killed Kennedy? 356 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,400 Edgar Sänger 357 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,200 Hi, Marko. 358 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,800 At my place? 359 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,100 Not this weekend. 360 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:41,500 I have company. 361 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:45,500 Not a man. 362 00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:48,400 My mother's here. 363 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:52,100 You know how she just showes up. 364 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:55,100 Some other time, okay? 365 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,500 Hollo mamá 366 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,500 How about a spin? 367 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:03,700 It doesn't have tags. 368 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:06,100 You have enough illegal ones. 369 00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:09,500 You searched my place? 370 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:13,000 All day long I think about 371 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,000 how I can bust used car dealers. 372 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:19,000 I tripped over them. 373 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:24,300 If you take back the "used car dealer" then... 374 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:26,900 May I? 375 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:29,000 Drive my car. 376 00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:52,300 Look at that. Well, well, well. 377 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,900 Schwenk and mechanic? 378 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:57,800 On a test drive? 379 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,600 We questioned tnhat guy last year. 380 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,300 The oldtimer connection. 381 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:06,800 Schwenk's buying a classic sports car from him? 383 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:11,000 He can't afford a used Korean scooter. 384 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,600 Check... if the red tag's clean. 385 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,200 Calm down. Perhaps the guy is a pal of Schwenk's. 386 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,100 I doubt it. 387 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:20,400 Why? 388 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,300 He's a faggot. 389 00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:25,400 Maybe Schwenk's on duty? 390 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:30,100 Embarrassing if he isn't. 391 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,100 You drive like a maniac. 392 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:43,700 Red tags are for temporary use, not joy rides. 394 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:45,200 The tags? They're stolen. 395 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,100 Want us to bust you? 396 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,200 No, I want him to. 397 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,900 We checked this car museum out. 399 00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:54,400 So. let's all do something. 400 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,800 Good idea. 401 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:14,900 Listen... Watch what you say on the phone, okay? 402 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:16,500 Or you're dead. 403 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:20,100 Think of your appointment. 404 00:32:20,100 --> 00:32:22,400 Where? At my inspection? 405 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:26,400 No, a new job. Chief programmer at a major bank. 406 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,700 Bye. 407 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:30,700 Professor Schwarzenegger. 408 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,600 Very funny. 409 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,700 Well, sister, which one? 410 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:47,500 Doctor, I hardly know them. 411 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,600 2 are my parents. 412 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:55,700 Sure. The 3rd is an ass. The 4th doesn't have one. 414 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:58,200 The 5th looks like one, the 6th snores. The 7th's right either. 415 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,200 No, the one is nice but a colleague. 416 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:04,800 The other's goodlooking but a pothead. And the 3rd's... 417 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,800 the 3rd's... 418 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,300 I'm exhausted. 419 00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:13,700 Bad day at the hospital? 420 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,600 A patient died. 421 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,100 I know you don't want to hear it. 422 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:22,200 Motorcycle accident? 423 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:35,600 - Here - Thanks 424 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,700 A shooting star. 425 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:45,700 Or a crashing satellite. 426 00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:48,900 I made a wish for you. 427 00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,900 Oh, yeah? What? 428 00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:52,800 Guess. 429 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,600 A man. 430 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,600 Thanks, sister dear. 431 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:03,300 What was the guy's name that I wrote your love letters to? 432 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,100 Efi something... 433 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:10,100 Efi Katlevsky 434 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,200 You and your helper syndrome. 435 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,700 I thought he was interesting. 436 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,000 I wish you had a real man again. 437 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,800 I'd prefere an apartment. 438 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,500 But all to myself? 439 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,100 Why is it that men are all frogs 440 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:33,300 before they turn into princes? 441 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,900 To rid us from mosquitos. 442 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:54,200 Hey. 443 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:57,400 Still annoyed about Anton? 445 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,300 Afraid you can't compete? 446 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:08,300 With a guy on every billboard with muscular nipples 447 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:12,100 you start wondering. 448 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,200 Do I know what women like? 449 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,000 Do they know? 450 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Well, your figure's fine. 451 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:22,700 Thanks 452 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,200 How's the water? 453 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,300 Wet. 454 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:27,500 Good. 455 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,000 What are you doing? 456 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,100 Me? Having a bath. 457 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:45,500 Hand me the shampoo? 458 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,800 How about doing it later? 459 00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:49,400 I always wash my hair first. 460 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,300 Am I making you nervous? 461 00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,500 Yes. 462 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,400 Fine. The shampoo. 463 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,900 Very funny. 464 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,400 Hey, man. What's the problem? 465 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,800 You're only into women. I'm safe. 467 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,500 Sure, and it's your tub. 468 00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:15,900 This is what your mama warned you about: 469 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:20,700 the big bad homo is trying to grab your gonads. 470 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:23,900 You're so funny and I'm the dumb cop. 471 00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:27,500 You're the cool and I'm the prole. Great. 473 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,400 You just can't take being hit on. 474 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,400 You can't be a hawk, you're a mouse. 475 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:39,500 Know how I feel? 476 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:42,300 Do you even care? 477 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:45,800 Maybe I'd like a straight answer. 478 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,200 Like about: what happened that first night 479 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,600 If there's anything I should know. 480 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,400 Should know? 481 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,400 Yes! We have to talk about it. 482 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,700 Oh God. Now the AIDS number. 483 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:06,700 No use running to a doctor 484 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:14,000 and getting tested. It takes weeks before they can tell. 487 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,800 Thanks! 488 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:20,300 Thanks a lot for provisionally declaring me dead. 489 00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:34,400 I'm sorry. 490 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,400 It's not so easy. 491 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,600 Yeah. 492 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,700 I'll get out. 493 00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:44,600 No, it's okay. 494 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,600 Just would've been nice... 495 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,100 What? 496 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,800 If you'd asked me. 497 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,100 You probably would've said no. 498 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:17,300 No? Probably... 499 00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:20,900 Shampoo. 500 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:25,900 Flowers? 501 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:28,400 Hello Edgar... 502 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,800 He's in the tub. 503 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,100 And you're his mother? 504 00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:37,300 No, I just live here. 505 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:38,900 Send greetings to Edgar 506 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,100 from Marko. 507 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:42,300 Tell him I would've stayed longer but his mother 508 00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:45,500 is too masculine for me. 509 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:49,100 Eh, one moment. You've got it wrong. 511 00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:31,800 I'm making my round! 512 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,400 Please. 513 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:44,700 Somebody has to get food. 514 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:47,800 I've been twice already. 515 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,300 Then you know where. 516 00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:55,700 Something wrong? 517 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:56,600 Just wondering 518 00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,500 Ah, yeah? What about? 519 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:03,600 I thought men like you were extinct. 520 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,900 Very funny. 521 00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:06,900 A currywurst for me. 522 00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:07,900 Fine, same here. 523 00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:09,400 Then get them. 524 00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:12,300 No wonder. 525 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:13,800 No wonder what? 526 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,300 You got dumped. 527 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,700 Where did you...? 528 00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:25,700 Let's leave my personal life out of this. 529 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:29,100 Now we're talking about lunch. 530 00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:30,900 Praise the Lord. 531 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:33,200 Is it any of your business? 532 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,700 What do you know about me? 533 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:35,800 What I know about you? 534 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,900 Yes! 535 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,200 I'll tell you what I know. 536 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:46,200 I know there was always someting on TV 537 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,900 whenever she wanted to talk. 538 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:53,900 That after every fight, you brought her some dumb present 539 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:57,200 to clear the air. 540 00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:01,200 You don't know the coulour of her eyes 541 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:04,600 or when the last time was you did what she wanted in bed. 542 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,600 You go nuts when she has her menstruation cycle. 543 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,800 And your definition of a nice weekend 544 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,300 is a big soccer game. or joyriding on the autobahn. 545 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:19,600 You cut your toenails watching TV. 546 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,600 You think that "Married with Children" is an educational show. 547 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,500 That's about it. Enough? 549 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,100 Cut it out please. 550 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,300 Looking in my head. Gives me a migraine. 551 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,100 Nothing in there could hurt. 552 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,100 Say... how you'd know all that? 553 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:43,800 Me? 554 00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:52,900 I used to know someone like you. 555 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,300 Fine, I'll make my round and get some food. 556 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:03,200 Is sausage (currywurst) alright? 557 00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:07,700 I need 5 minutes out there alone. 558 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,600 You think I've changed recently? 559 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,800 I know what you have. 560 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,900 A midlife crisis. But it'll pass. 561 00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:40,100 Idiot. 562 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:44,100 Women don't react to me like they used to. 563 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:48,100 Don't worry about it. 564 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:52,700 For example - I react to you. 565 00:42:52,700 --> 00:43:00,500 I'm going to check the back. 566 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,500 Chuck the sausages, guys. 567 00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:28,200 A green Jaguar just pulled up. 569 00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:29,700 Is the guy Russian? 570 00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:32,000 I graduated a Russian school, I'll ask him. 571 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:36,600 What's she up to? 572 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,500 Sh-t, sh-t, sh-t. Is she crazy? 573 00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:46,700 Wait till he answers in Russian. 574 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,100 I know the face. 575 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,700 - Police 576 00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:34,700 - Hands on the trunk! 577 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:37,400 - And speed it up. No tricks! 579 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,400 - Great. And is he Russian? - Surely Russian. 581 00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:41,700 Spread the legs. 582 00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:43,700 I recognize his face. 583 00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:45,000 Distract and bust. 584 00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,400 You're going to be sorry. 585 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,700 Let's see what we have here. 586 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,500 I never forget a face. 587 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,600 Guys, guys... you almost ruined the concert. 588 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,900 But you made the papers. 589 00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:34,700 Well, somebody has to direct traffic. 590 00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:37,100 - Too bad. - Real funny, guys. 593 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,100 Speaking of traffic... 594 00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:43,600 Schwenk, next time you drive around town 595 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,900 with red tags, make sure they're clean. 596 00:45:46,900 --> 00:45:48,600 Do you owe us one again? 597 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,200 Here, for your new colleague. 598 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,700 She wanted to take a look. 599 00:45:54,700 --> 00:45:56,200 If she wants 600 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,800 We'll show her a thing or two. 601 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:04,600 Yes, there will be a tough night for Rennmark colleague 602 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,300 Well, you can go to console. 603 00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:09,400 I do not know if I need just to me for that. 604 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,600 Oh, she has a man? 605 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,300 No, living with a woman. 606 00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:15,400 Yes? So what? 607 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,000 What's special about that? 608 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,000 Nothing. I just said that living with a woman. 609 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:24,700 Oh, and immediately you have to draw conclusions. 610 00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:27,300 Conclusions? What conclusions? 611 00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:29,800 Oh, no. If I have not suggested it has something with it. 612 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,700 Say it loud so rejoice colleagues. 613 00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:36,700 You're crazy. Who usually make those comments in bad taste 614 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,600 about lesbians and homos ah? I do not. Seriously I do not! 615 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,300 No, Christof Schwenk called. Christof Schwenk, 616 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,600 The king of the jokes about fags. 617 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,600 Man, excellent. 618 00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,100 Yes? 619 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,500 Ah, yes, I'm Christof. "Helen is? 620 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:05,500 No, he is sleeping. 621 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:08,700 The issue has affected her and took a bottle of wine. 622 00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:12,700 If, uh, just wanted to deliver this. 623 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:15,600 Goodbye 624 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Goodbye. 625 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,100 Tell me, should I give any reason? 626 00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:24,000 Eh, yes, maybe I'm very sorry. 627 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,300 Today I spent in tone. 628 00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:30,800 And it is a great companion. 629 00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:33,100 Goodbye 630 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:38,100 Your cop-friend was here. 631 00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:39,800 I said you were sleeping. 632 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,300 Which partner? 633 00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:44,200 The frog? 634 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,700 Yes. I told him to leave. 635 00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:50,500 Too bad. I would have liked to squash him. 636 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,300 What did he want? 637 00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:53,400 Nothing. 638 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,900 He apologized and said you were an excellent companion. 639 00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:00,600 Not Schwenk? 640 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,600 Oh yes, good night. 641 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,000 Good night. 642 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,300 "Schwenki" Well, well, well. 643 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:51,400 Your guy... He can fry the eggs himself. 644 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,900 I used the red toothbrush. I hope it's alright. 645 00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,900 I would like some tea please. 646 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,300 He can't even make his own tea, or what? 647 00:49:03,300 --> 00:49:06,500 Don't make such a face. Is this a scene? 648 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,200 You wish, right? 649 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,100 I do not like seeing strange 650 00:49:10,100 --> 00:49:11,200 naked men in the shower 651 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,500 Did you forget who's apartment is this? 652 00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:19,800 Tell me how did this silly toy get into your bed? 653 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:26,300 It's mine 654 00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:39,500 I did not say anything 655 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:52,900 What then? 656 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,900 But say something! 657 00:49:56,900 --> 00:49:57,600 Well... 658 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,300 Well. There are no pigeon poop. That's something. 659 00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:03,400 It used to be a toy store here. 660 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,400 great place for parties. 661 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,700 Yes, there is also music. Where does it come from? 662 00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:10,800 Yes, it's the drawback. A movie theatre downstairs. 663 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,500 What;s playing? "Action Film? 664 00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:24,200 Yeah, well....hardcore or... 665 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,600 Some action there. Softcore maybe. 666 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:27,800 Say it is not true. 667 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,500 A porn cinema. 668 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:33,400 The place is empty, the previous tenant left it. 669 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,400 Who can stand listening to sex all day? 670 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:39,400 They just disturb and entice everyone around. 671 00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,900 This apparently was commissioned in Kiev. 672 00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:53,200 Now it just has to be stolen. 673 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,200 Busy. Busy. 674 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,800 Bees make honey. 675 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,600 Who is that? 676 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,700 Marko Reiferd. His uncle owns a junkyard 677 00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:16,700 and apparently he's sold some stolen parts. 678 00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:19,900 Here's a note : "Small Fish. Observe" 679 00:51:19,900 --> 00:51:22,600 - Do you know him? - Me? No. Just wondering 680 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:27,500 Edgar, tell Marco to lay low. 681 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:29,500 What? 682 00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:32,200 I do not find it funny 683 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,200 Do you know what awaits me if they find a connection between us? 684 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,300 Then the two can tweak to jail. 685 00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:40,900 Maybe you'd like it. 686 00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:42,700 Find him. 687 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:55,800 Problems? 688 00:51:56,300 --> 00:51:56,800 Well sort of... 689 00:51:57,900 --> 00:51:59,400 Your fiance, right? 690 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,700 Something like that. 691 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:04,700 I looked for a flat for tonight and a "fiance" might help 692 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,900 Mike unfortunately did not have time 693 00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:11,300 If the apartment is fine, I may move with you. 694 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:14,400 Why? Is there something wrong with your current apartment? 695 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,900 It's not mine. 696 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:20,100 Edgar's had enough of you? 697 00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:22,500 Not exactly. 698 00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:39,300 Good compromised. Is it time? 699 00:52:42,100 --> 00:52:45,000 Recently celebrated two years. 700 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:49,000 I hope in this case you're more decisive re the apartment. 701 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,400 Want children? 702 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,400 Children? Yes - by all means. 703 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,300 Anyway. Two, at least 704 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,100 It was a perfect performance 705 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,000 Oh, almost forgot. 706 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,300 Thanks. 707 00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:30,200 Many compromises and breaches in recent days. 708 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,200 I should not have asked 709 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,200 Sorry if I cause trouble. 710 00:53:35,100 --> 00:53:39,100 All right. Just was not adequate. 711 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:42,000 Are you sure? 712 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,800 It's the only thing I'm sure at this point 713 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,300 We will take something even 714 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:13,000 Somewhere where we can do whatever we want. 715 00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:33,200 This is wonderful. 716 00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:28,300 Sorry. 717 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,300 Maybe too much wine 718 00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:38,600 or the moon. 719 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:23,300 The noise last night... it wasn't us... 720 00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:25,500 I realized that 721 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,900 We did not do anything. 722 00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:33,300 My influence is positive, right? 723 00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:37,300 And why you cleaned up 724 00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:39,800 and hid everything gay. 725 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,500 That is not important now. 726 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,900 I have to avoid rumors 727 00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:58,900 And we have to seriously talk tonight about Marko 728 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,300 Okay, your coming out is postpone for a few days... 729 00:57:03,300 --> 00:57:04,100 Promise? 730 00:57:04,100 --> 00:57:05,500 I promise 731 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:07,600 I'll act straight when you see a cop. 732 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,000 Welcome to the Middle Ages 733 00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:12,900 Good morning 734 00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:14,700 Good morning 735 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,300 I used the green toothbrush, I hope you are well. 736 00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:39,100 By the way, I wanted to ask a small favour 737 00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:40,100 Other? 738 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:45,800 Well, I need to find a pair of strong men to help me move 739 00:57:45,900 --> 00:57:49,900 And if Mike helps we'd be done in no time. 740 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,700 Sure, we'll be happy, right? 741 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:55,800 Sure. After all we are friends, aren't we? 742 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:59,800 Yes, Massa, yes, yes, yes 743 00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,200 Your friend Edgar, doesn't he like me? 744 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,000 Eddie? 745 00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:14,300 E.., Edgar? No, he likes you. 746 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:15,600 He's just a little shy. 747 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,600 Shy 748 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,600 But he has a man under the glass upright toothbrush 749 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,600 a Priapus with gigantic erection? 750 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,300 Tell me, last night ... 751 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,800 I'd rather not talk about it 752 00:58:25,700 --> 00:58:27,600 I am going through a crisis 753 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,100 Ah... 754 00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:30,900 Okay 755 00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:35,400 Good morning 756 00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:36,100 Good morning 757 00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:39,000 Incidentally you to just come from a power breakfast, don't you? 758 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000 Work related, of course. 759 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,400 Hey, don't ask, okay? 760 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:45,900 Yeah, okay ... it's obvious. 761 00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:48,700 At last the old Schwenk is back as we know him... 762 00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:50,500 Leave me alone, OK? 763 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,400 What is wrong with him anyway? 764 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:55,900 Could somebody tell me? 765 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,600 Before I met you, my life was in order 766 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,600 mine too. 767 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:08,000 If you were not so straight, there'd be no problem 768 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,200 There's a void in your life. 769 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:18,000 Okay, but I'm not the filling. 770 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,600 I am a accident. 771 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:21,700 Tell me ...what's with... 772 00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:22,200 ...a mistake. 773 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,300 ...you and Helen? 774 00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:29,000 Two cops. Absolutely impossible. 775 00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:33,400 And for sure not at your place. 776 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,400 Any progress finding a pad? 777 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,800 I'm a pain, right? 778 00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:48,300 Well... 779 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:56,400 There is this notion in the scene. 780 00:59:56,400 --> 01:00:00,100 Every straight is gay, he just doesn't know it. 781 01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,800 You seem to be the exception to the rule. 782 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:07,700 Unfortunately 783 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:12,200 We must separate ourselves a little 784 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:17,400 Well, I have to forget you. 785 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,700 I think I know what you need 786 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:37,700 How about that one over there? 787 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:41,800 What about him? 788 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,900 No, I do not like leather 789 01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:46,500 Why? Clothes don't make the man. 790 01:00:48,300 --> 01:00:50,300 And that other in the suit? 791 01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:54,200 Friendly, funny, serious. 792 01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:57,900 7 years ago has a stable relationship 793 01:00:57,900 --> 01:01:00,600 Man, this isn't a bargain scale. 794 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,200 What about that one in front? 795 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,600 He's quite handsome. 796 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,900 Wow, did you also notice? 797 01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:09,900 Yes, he's a pain. I know him. 798 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:11,400 So tell me what you want. 799 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,400 How can I know what you want? 800 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:14,900 I'm completely lost... 801 01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:17,600 And there! 802 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,300 Where? 803 01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:20,200 Well up there next to that guy. 804 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,100 The perfect blend of male and mouse 805 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:24,100 Come on. 806 01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:26,100 Oh no, sh-t! 807 01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:28,600 Colleagues 808 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,600 They know me. 809 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,000 There's a back exit. 810 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,600 No, too late. 811 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:04,700 Tell me that now was ... 812 01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:08,700 Good evening, "I can see your IDs please?" 813 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,100 I hope that's enough. 814 01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:15,200 He's one of my informers. 815 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,400 Have a good night. 816 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,900 Same to you, Inspector. 817 01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:25,300 I can't believe it. 818 01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:27,800 I'm running away from the police just to be in the wrong place 819 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:29,800 Welcome to the club. 820 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:33,000 For someone not homosexual you kiss pretty well 821 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,300 How do they know you? 822 01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:34,900 "Schwenk? 823 01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:39,100 With an informer 824 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:41,700 that matches the description of the mechanic. 825 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:46,200 Deixel, what does that tell us? 826 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:46,900 I think ... 827 01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:49,800 we should check this mechanic. 828 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,200 Be more careful 829 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:56,000 Yes Massa. Sorry Massa ! I will look better next time. 830 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,300 If you could move your asses faster ... 831 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,500 What's in there? Lead Plates or what? 832 01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:06,700 Yeah, whatever. Perhaps she collects weights? 833 01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:08,100 Rock samples, ha? 834 01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:10,000 Or heavy water? 835 01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:15,200 If your policeman is no good, take the other. He's ok too. 836 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,200 Seem to think that I need it urgently. 837 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:19,100 You really think I need it bad. 838 01:03:19,100 --> 01:03:22,500 That's not the word. Let me take my time. 839 01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:25,000 Until you find the wrong one? 840 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,500 Where does this go? 841 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:27,200 Over there. 842 01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:41,400 Well, what else do we have to do? 843 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,400 I need someone to do the renovating. 844 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,100 I wouldn't live in a place I renovated. 845 01:03:47,100 --> 01:03:51,100 Yes, and I I have 2 left hands. 846 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,700 Yeah, I... I'm priceless. 847 01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:57,200 Thirty for an hour. 848 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,000 Forty. 849 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:01,700 Thirtyfive. 850 01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:03,900 I'm an idiot, but I need the money. 851 01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:05,700 I take it. 852 01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:10,100 You take the sofa, I go up to take the ironing board 854 01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:11,300 You're a lazy pig. 855 01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:13,200 Listen, I'm allergic to leather... 856 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:39,200 Take them both. 857 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:40,800 Leave me alone. 858 01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:41,800 What? 859 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,400 Cut it out! 860 01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,000 It's a miracle that no one's getting horny 861 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,600 when left alone with these orgy sounds 862 01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:21,000 Have you noticed this country is oversexed. 863 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,400 Totally. Everywhere you look, people are having sex. 864 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:24,800 what? 865 01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:31,200 Hey Chris, I have to talk to you. 866 01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:35,600 One of my sources tells me that Kallenbach Deixel are 867 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:37,000 interested in his garage. Officially. 868 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:37,900 They are investigating 869 01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:38,700 Edgar is clean. 870 01:05:38,700 --> 01:05:41,000 If you have a car that is not... 871 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,900 would be better we get rid of him fast! 872 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:46,500 Thanks for the tip. 873 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:48,400 Edgar! "I'm at Helen's" 874 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,200 Sh-t. 875 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:53,800 Now he says he is a mouse. 876 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:55,700 No way! Did he? 877 01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:57,800 Really? 878 01:05:57,800 --> 01:06:00,900 I do not understand. Am I the cat? 879 01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:05,900 I have the impression that you are a lot alike. 880 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,200 Chris says you're a little shy with women. 881 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,300 Well, yes... 882 01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:14,700 Do I look like a rodent? 883 01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:16,000 No, much better. 884 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,800 I'm sure you've been told that ... 885 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,100 you have a great ass 886 01:06:22,100 --> 01:06:25,500 Every now and then. 888 01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:29,000 Don't misunderstand me please. 889 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,300 I have no intention to seduce you, you know... 890 01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:34,100 I have no problem with that. Same here. 892 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:39,800 Why not? 893 01:06:42,700 --> 01:06:43,400 It is in me? 894 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:47,400 No. Really. It's me... 895 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:49,400 for a woman you have everything. 896 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,500 But I don't turn you on. 897 01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:56,900 Uh, well... 898 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,000 Marko! 899 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,600 I'll give you a kick in the butt 900 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,400 You will not, young man. 901 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,700 Sorry, I didn't mean to you. 902 01:07:09,700 --> 01:07:10,800 I hope so. 903 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:12,800 I am Edgar's mother. 904 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,700 If you don't mind...? 905 01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:15,300 Yeah, right. 906 01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:15,900 Thanks. 907 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:21,000 Since you live here, you can call me Iris. 908 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:22,800 Iris 909 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:24,300 Where is my son? 910 01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:27,300 Is he at work? 911 01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:29,200 Yes, car renovation. By the way, I'm Christof Schwenk. 912 01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,400 I live here temporarily. 913 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,100 Mind if I call you Chris? 914 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:41,000 This begins to look like a real home with civilized people. 915 01:07:41,300 --> 01:07:43,100 Is that your influence? 916 01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:44,400 You should definitely stay longer. 917 01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:47,100 Edgar needs someone who's orderly 918 01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:51,000 like you. You're good for my boy 919 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,900 I, uh, I'm not ... I'm just ... 920 01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:55,200 Yes, yes, of course. 921 01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:57,300 You are right 922 01:07:57,300 --> 01:07:59,000 Basically everything he does, does not concern me. 923 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,200 This is a misunderstanding 924 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,100 - Ah, no 925 01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:02,600 - Yes 926 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,200 How did this get here? 927 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,400 This is mine 928 01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:08,200 Aren't you both too old for this? 929 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,300 Listen, I'm just here a guest 930 01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:11,700 Edgar and I are not ... 931 01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:15,700 Calm down. I am aware of my son's sexual preferences 932 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,700 I mean, we live in the 90's... 933 01:08:19,700 --> 01:08:21,400 And I do not have to like it 934 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,100 if you two are happy. 935 01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:27,100 Yes, but me and Edgar, a moment ... 936 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:28,300 I'm not gay. 937 01:08:28,300 --> 01:08:29,500 Did you sleep with my child? 938 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:30,800 I do not know! 939 01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:32,900 You do not know? 940 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:35,100 This is getting more interesting, dear Chris. 941 01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:38,200 So this is the first thing you have forgotten. 942 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:40,800 But I said I'm not... 943 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,200 How I can start something with your boy? 944 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,300 I don't have to be Catholic to go to church. 945 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:50,900 But if my son now sleeps with heterosexual 946 01:08:50,900 --> 01:08:52,500 then you could try a woman. 947 01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:55,500 Edgar's really only likes men. 948 01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:57,900 How do you know? 949 01:08:57,900 --> 01:09:00,300 And you too are also not too sure, right? 950 01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:03,400 Besides, I know my son longer than you. 951 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:08,200 You do not think seriously that Edgar may have something with a woman? 952 01:09:08,700 --> 01:09:10,700 It is not excluded. 953 01:09:10,700 --> 01:09:12,900 Today it all works, right? 954 01:09:12,900 --> 01:09:16,900 I mean, under certain circumstances, if a woman is attractive 955 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:21,000 intelligent, responsible and safe, why not? 956 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,200 Where is she working? 957 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,100 Where a colleague of mine. 958 01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:27,700 So? 959 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:31,800 Is she smart, responsible and attractive? 960 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:33,200 She is. 961 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:34,700 and selfconfident. 962 01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:36,200 You see? 963 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:37,900 That's a start. 964 01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:44,300 By the way, you are also quite handsome by the way. 965 01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:48,500 And you're sure you're not gay? 966 01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:49,400 Me? 967 01:09:50,900 --> 01:09:53,000 Hello, Eddi, dear! 968 01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:54,200 Mother! 969 01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,500 When did you come here? 970 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:56,800 Got a valid search warrant? 971 01:09:57,700 --> 01:10:01,700 I had an interesting conversation with your charming roommate. 972 01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:07,800 Ok, then I'm going to unpack the rest and then I will lie down from... 973 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,500 the trip... 974 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:14,500 But tomorrow I have to hear all about your pretty boss. 975 01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:16,100 Good night 976 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:18,100 Good night 977 01:10:21,900 --> 01:10:23,500 Why are you so late, eh? 978 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:24,100 How? 979 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:28,000 Surely you had too much to renovate, Eddi, my dear. 980 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:31,300 Tell me, are you both crazy or have smoked something? 981 01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:33,800 Better tell me where will I sleep. With your mother? 982 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:34,900 My bed is big enough. 983 01:10:34,900 --> 01:10:36,800 You wish. No way. 984 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,600 Then sleep in the bathtub or under a bridge 985 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,600 or go to a brothel. You and my mother 986 01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:44,800 You two get on my nerves, 987 01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:46,700 That I can assure you. 988 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:57,000 Do not worry. He's inherited this from his father. 990 01:10:57,900 --> 01:10:59,000 It's a madhouse. 991 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:35,100 But none of weaknesses, right? 992 01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:41,900 If my mother is visiting, I never can... anyway. 993 01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:44,800 Great mother 994 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:57,800 Oh, you sh-t. 995 01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:19,600 Even if one of you is not gay 996 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,100 you look like a perfect match. 997 01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:23,200 The coffee is ready 998 01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:25,600 Oh, mother ... 999 01:12:29,300 --> 01:12:30,700 Ah, Marko 1000 01:12:31,300 --> 01:12:32,400 Feeding time! Oh... 1001 01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:36,200 I just woke up to the tigers. 1002 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,100 I'm Iris, the mother of Edgar. Good morning. 1003 01:12:38,100 --> 01:12:40,500 Rennmark Helen, I'm Chris'n colleague 1004 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:45,200 Ah, the beautiful Employer. Guys, have seen 1005 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:45,800 Helen 1006 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,800 You must tell me all about you. 1007 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:52,900 Okay, here's the deal: You do not say you are gay 1008 01:12:53,300 --> 01:12:57,300 and I tell you that your garage me be searched. 1009 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,200 Not enough. 1010 01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:04,800 If I turn my character, you have to help me with something. 1011 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:05,700 Help? 1012 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:09,300 The red Alfa on the patio is stolen 1013 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,300 Insurance believes that six months ago is Ishinovkahot 1014 01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:15,800 Help me movi it out tonight 1015 01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:18,500 It's landing in the press, okay? 1016 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:21,600 No selling spare parts, no traces, no trouble, ok? 1017 01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:22,300 OK? 1018 01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:23,600 Ok 1019 01:13:28,100 --> 01:13:28,800 Hi Helen 1020 01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:30,200 Hi Edgar 1021 01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:36,800 Good morning, Helen 1022 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,200 Good morning 1023 01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:39,000 So early in the job? 1024 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,300 Yes, the heater in the room was damaged. 1025 01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:42,400 I have to talk to you Iris. 1026 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:48,300 Iris, well, she is a colleague. 1027 01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:51,100 Please do not tell her Edgar is gay. Please. 1028 01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:54,300 Just the opposite 1029 01:13:54,700 --> 01:13:58,000 And if something goes wrong with your garage, make sure it's clean. 1030 01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:58,700 immediately, okay? 1031 01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:00,200 Promised. 1032 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,900 And not a word to Chris. This is a spontaneous breakfast visit 1033 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,300 This car is fantastic 1034 01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:36,200 Alfa 1035 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:37,300 Fantastic 1036 01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:39,400 I had one like this 1037 01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:43,400 Exactly like this one, really. 1038 01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:45,600 Till 6 months ago; 1039 01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:46,000 Oh, yeah? 1040 01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:48,000 And now it's gone 1041 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:48,700 The Alfa. 1042 01:14:48,700 --> 01:14:49,700 How is that? 1043 01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:53,300 Missing, lost... 1044 01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:01,400 I was drunk and crashed into a wall 1045 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,300 Totaled it 1046 01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:10,600 And then the police took my license. Imagine 1047 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:15,500 Sons of b-tches 1048 01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:19,500 Don't you think also that the cops ...? 1049 01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:27,900 Nice car. Alfa 1050 01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:33,400 F-cking cops. 1051 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:49,900 For this engine would have given me 5000 1052 01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:52,600 Goes to press 1053 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:54,400 A beautiful car...Alfa... super class! 1056 01:15:58,200 --> 01:15:59,900 The cars and the engine will be finished soon 1057 01:15:59,900 --> 01:16:01,800 Have you heard about the ozone hole? 1058 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:04,400 I'm seeing a very big one in front of me. 1059 01:16:04,400 --> 01:16:05,000 Oh, yeah? 1060 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,000 Yeah 1061 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,500 Let's make a break. 1062 01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:15,000 This smells like chicken poop 1063 01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:17,200 Aren't we exaggeratting a little? 1064 01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:20,100 Something stinks here. I can smell it. 1065 01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:21,900 Well, for you. 1066 01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:26,800 But look. 1067 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:28,700 The informer and his teacher... 1068 01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:32,200 They act like a team. 1069 01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:36,600 Makes you wonder: 1070 01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:40,600 Why did his fiance suddenly throw him into the street? 1071 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:46,700 You think...? 1072 01:16:46,700 --> 01:16:49,800 I will guess... 1073 01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:50,900 Schwenk?... gay? 1074 01:16:54,700 --> 01:16:55,900 Sorry I came so late 1075 01:16:59,200 --> 01:16:59,900 Thanks 1076 01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:01,600 Where? 1077 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,200 There. I do not know what's happening with Schwenk. 1078 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,800 He keeps avoiding me for days. 1079 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:08,600 I heard the rumour that you're on the hunt for Helen 1080 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:10,400 That ought to cheer you up. 1081 01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,600 Take the mechanic. At least he can fix something. 1082 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:16,500 Am I wrong, colleagues, or smells a little chicken poop? 1083 01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:19,600 Very funny 1084 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:21,300 Take a cold beer 1085 01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:25,300 That is needed. The gay one is here. 1086 01:17:25,300 --> 01:17:26,200 What happens? 1087 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:28,100 Better that we leave. 1088 01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:30,200 You know what? I'm getting tired of you. 1089 01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:32,200 I go to parties I want to go 1090 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,400 And I'm on holiday I want. 1091 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:38,300 I do not know why, but my compass points to Chris. 1092 01:17:38,300 --> 01:17:39,700 And what are you waiting for? 1093 01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:42,800 Schwenk lately is living with the mechanic 1094 01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:46,600 Yesterday we went to look more closely at the car lot 1095 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:50,100 And who comes home late at night hand in hand? 1096 01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:53,700 Like a couple in love 1097 01:17:54,100 --> 01:17:56,000 Schwenk with Edgar 1098 01:17:56,000 --> 01:18:00,000 Be careful not to let him get too close to you 1099 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,900 Come Deixel 1100 01:18:05,900 --> 01:18:06,700 Chris? 1101 01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:27,100 What re you going out there? 1102 01:18:27,100 --> 01:18:28,700 You'll cath a cold. 1103 01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:32,400 It may not be as gay as you think 1104 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:35,500 Or just on weekends or days or something. 1105 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:39,200 Oh, yeah? Most men I know think they're tigers 1106 01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,600 Or at least a roosters 1107 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,500 But that one says he's a mouse 1108 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:47,100 That sounds pretty gay to me. 1109 01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:50,100 But mice breed. 1110 01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,800 Almost always, as a rule 1111 01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,900 It's so embarrassing. 1112 01:18:54,900 --> 01:18:57,000 "Helen? 1113 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,900 Tell me - do you find it embarrassing or are in love with him? 1114 01:19:00,900 --> 01:19:02,900 I think both 1115 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:05,200 This is serious. Are you going out already? 1116 01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:07,200 Not until I'm dead. 1117 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:19,100 What did Mike want from you? 1118 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:21,000 You're like a mother. 1119 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:24,200 I do not want you to call me "mother" 1120 01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:28,400 But mothers do not have to know everything 1121 01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:31,800 Only makes them worry more 1122 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:42,400 Now we're so comfortable here, 1123 01:19:43,100 --> 01:19:45,300 It must be like our first night 1124 01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:46,700 When? 1125 01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:50,700 Ah... again you're avoiding the subject. 1126 01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:54,400 I would not think even in my dreams. It's too exhausting 1127 01:19:57,900 --> 01:20:00,200 I know now what happened that time... 1128 01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:06,000 But I still won't tell you... 1129 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,200 But I still don't know... 1130 01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:09,400 You really don't? 1131 01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:13,900 Ah, that... again... 1132 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:22,000 It's gotten to be a reflex. 1133 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:24,000 How can I explain it otherwise...? 1134 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,000 Much could not have happened... 1135 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,700 Raspberry. 1136 01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:33,000 What does that mean? "Yes" or "No"? 1137 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,800 I don't know. 1138 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:42,700 Listen, you were there, no? 1139 01:20:43,300 --> 01:20:44,700 Yeah, right. 1140 01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:46,500 But not entirely. 1141 01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:49,600 Blackout 1142 01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:50,800 One moment ... 1143 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:52,800 A moment. 1144 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:55,700 For heaven's sake, i don't know. 1145 01:20:56,900 --> 01:20:57,700 He does not know. 1146 01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:00,200 He does not know. 1147 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:05,000 That has to sink in. He is going to bed with me 1148 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:06,800 And doesn't know! 1149 01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:13,200 Say ... 1150 01:21:13,700 --> 01:21:16,000 What exactly does that mean ? "I do not know". 1151 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,300 Is it something like... 1152 01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:23,700 Well, I-care-not-who-I-f-ck 1153 01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:27,700 "I do not know"? 1154 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:27,400 Or what's-one-more-matter 1155 01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:22,800 "I do not know" 1156 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:31,900 Or maybe it's this: When-I've-had-enough-drinks 1157 01:21:31,900 --> 01:21:35,300 then-f-ck-everything-that-moves. I do not know. 1158 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:43,200 I say, against all my morals to sleep with a man 1159 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:47,900 And I constantly wonder if I should stick with that or not 1160 01:21:47,900 --> 01:21:49,200 And you do not know! 1161 01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:55,300 I mean, do you really not know? 1162 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,100 Shut up there, you perverts! 1163 01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:04,900 Or I'll call the vice squad. 1164 01:22:05,900 --> 01:22:06,700 And have you arrested. 1165 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,900 I just know that I'm fond of you a lot. 1166 01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:31,300 Same here. 1167 01:22:37,300 --> 01:22:40,400 They say that nowadays everything is possible. 1168 01:22:42,300 --> 01:22:42,700 Yes. 1169 01:22:45,900 --> 01:22:46,500 But it is not true. 1170 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,800 Simply not true 1171 01:22:52,100 --> 01:22:52,900 Sorry. 1172 01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:58,100 True love stories almost always end badly. 1173 01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:06,400 Listen 1174 01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:11,000 I, um ... 1175 01:23:12,900 --> 01:23:16,700 When an old octopus is too alone in an aquarium 1176 01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:22,400 He begins biting off his tentacles. 1177 01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:27,900 Well, I'm just a young gay but I don't want to come to that. 1178 01:23:31,300 --> 01:23:32,800 Wouldn't suit you either. 1179 01:23:36,900 --> 01:23:40,900 I know. I think I'll better get going soon. 1180 01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:45,400 Too bad. 1181 01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:47,800 Yes. 1182 01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:50,900 Too bad. 1183 01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:34,900 Schwenk is not gay 1184 01:24:34,900 --> 01:24:38,400 No? He lives with a "homo" and embraces him in public 1185 01:24:42,700 --> 01:24:45,900 He swings his hips better than Madonna already... Hold on to your values... 1186 01:24:46,900 --> 01:24:51,200 Hey, Schwenk, here is only for men. This shower room's for us. 1188 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:57,500 Schwenk, do not go crazy, if you don't tip off 1189 01:24:58,900 --> 01:25:01,500 your boyfriend and his pals, everything is fine. 1190 01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:03,500 He's really cute 1191 01:25:21,900 --> 01:25:25,300 I'm really hot for tough guys, like you or Deixel 1192 01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:26,300 Where's your partener? 1193 01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:30,600 Unfortunately you only do it together 1194 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,100 You piss together, shower together. 1195 01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:36,200 So do you think I'm gay? 1196 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:37,500 Okay, so I am 1197 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:38,400 GAY, GAY 1198 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:41,300 Three-letter word 1199 01:25:41,300 --> 01:25:42,100 G, A and Y. 1200 01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:44,400 Got it? 1201 01:25:46,300 --> 01:25:47,900 And your little secret? 1202 01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:51,100 And your partner... Leaning on some hooker for a quickie. 1203 01:25:51,100 --> 01:25:52,100 We all know that! 1204 01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:56,300 Yes, and him 1205 01:25:57,600 --> 01:26:01,000 When have you paid last time for the Turkish meals? 1206 01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:05,000 Ah, Deixel! 1207 01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:09,400 Using your handcuffs again off-duty? 1208 01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:12,600 Or is that why your poor wife had a black eye the other day? 1209 01:26:13,300 --> 01:26:16,200 So from now on I'm the gay guy in this sedeshow! 1210 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:18,800 Happy? 1211 01:26:20,700 --> 01:26:22,000 Have a good night. 1212 01:26:24,900 --> 01:26:26,300 You macho queen! 1213 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:30,000 Oh, sorry about that. 1214 01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:39,300 You were good out there. 1215 01:26:41,300 --> 01:26:42,100 Back there? 1216 01:26:42,700 --> 01:26:46,700 You were... really would not have expected something like that from you 1217 01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:49,500 It was courageous. 1218 01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:50,000 Thanks 1219 01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:54,500 Although I also think it's lousy too. 1220 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,900 Lousy? What? 1221 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:01,000 That you're gay. 1222 01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:04,100 Oh, that. 1223 01:27:04,100 --> 01:27:08,100 Do not get me wrong. I think it's great that you're gay. 1224 01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:12,200 Haw long have you known? 1225 01:27:13,900 --> 01:27:17,500 Yeah, well ... 1226 01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:20,400 That does not concern me. I have no right to ask. 1227 01:27:20,900 --> 01:27:21,200 All right. 1228 01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:27,600 Only it's more complicated than you think. 1229 01:27:28,900 --> 01:27:29,800 That's right. 1230 01:27:31,100 --> 01:27:35,100 For some reason I can not explain, 1231 01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:40,400 I've fallen madly in love with you. 1232 01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:42,800 and... 1233 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:45,900 the fact that you're gay does not change anything about it. 1234 01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:48,300 just ... 1235 01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:50,700 Only what? 1236 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:54,100 Only complicates the situation. 1237 01:27:55,600 --> 01:27:57,200 Or maybe eased it. 1238 01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:58,700 or both. 1239 01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:00,900 Do you understand now? 1240 01:28:00,900 --> 01:28:01,400 Yes? 1241 01:28:03,100 --> 01:28:04,000 Loud and clear. 1242 01:28:04,700 --> 01:28:05,000 Yes? You do? 1243 01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:08,100 I do not. 1244 01:28:09,700 --> 01:28:10,300 Yes. 1245 01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:15,800 I understand you. 1246 01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:19,600 Well 1247 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:22,600 Now I have only two choices 1248 01:28:28,100 --> 01:28:29,700 Either we stop now... 1249 01:28:29,700 --> 01:28:30,000 Or 1250 01:28:31,100 --> 01:28:31,700 Or not? 1251 01:28:53,100 --> 01:28:56,000 But if you really don't want to do it with a woman 1252 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,200 There's nothing I'd rather do. 1253 01:29:00,100 --> 01:29:01,800 Or if the windows bother you... 1254 01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:06,000 There are no trees, no cats, no problem. 1255 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:09,100 Well because I'm not repress 1256 01:29:10,200 --> 01:29:12,000 Much better 1257 01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:14,700 Now, nothing distracts me. 1258 01:29:16,900 --> 01:29:17,800 Open the door 1259 01:29:24,900 --> 01:29:26,900 And everything else we discuss later, right? 1260 01:29:26,900 --> 01:29:29,200 Yes. Later. 1261 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:30,400 Much later. 1262 01:29:40,900 --> 01:29:44,900 They sure turned the sound up. Enough to drive you crazy. 1263 01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:47,200 Guys, I have to explain you something 1264 01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:49,300 It's a bit complicated, but... 1265 01:29:58,000 --> 01:29:59,300 Ah, sh-t! 1266 01:29:59,300 --> 01:30:03,300 No, boys, somehow... you could have warned me first... 1267 01:30:05,300 --> 01:30:06,900 After all we're on duty. 1268 01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:10,600 I do not mind, but ... 1269 01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:11,900 Shut up, Mike! 1270 01:30:11,900 --> 01:30:12,500 What? 1271 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:14,100 Just shut up, Mike. 1272 01:30:14,100 --> 01:30:14,800 Ok 1273 01:30:23,700 --> 01:30:25,000 Sorry, colleagues. We went into action! 1274 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:27,800 What? 1275 01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:28,100 Action! 1276 01:30:29,700 --> 01:30:30,700 Sh-t! 1277 01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:33,500 Come, come, come quick! 1278 01:30:53,300 --> 01:30:54,000 Sh-t! 1279 01:30:59,100 --> 01:31:01,600 The two escaped, you let them get away! 1280 01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:07,300 Why the hell didn't you guys use your walkie-talkies? 1282 01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:11,400 We were ... 1283 01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:12,600 We were in a pause. 1284 01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:13,600 Yes. 1285 01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:16,800 This break is going to cause problems and not make the D.A happy. 1286 01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:17,800 If the prosecutor finds out. 1287 01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:20,800 But Kallenbach, Kallenbach. 1288 01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:24,000 On a night like this I could care less. 1290 01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:27,100 Look I just finished my duty, here ...finished 1291 01:31:27,700 --> 01:31:29,000 Now begins my private life 1292 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,600 Yes, this, incidentally my new boyfriend. 1293 01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:52,400 Yes, but you already know him. 1294 01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:58,500 Ah, did I ever tell you that I'm gay? 1295 01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:02,200 Sorry friends, I must have forgotten in the rush and it must've slipped my mind 1296 01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:08,900 If and when you two rabbits, 1297 01:32:08,900 --> 01:32:11,800 make any dumb remarks, then I'll just knock your lights. OK? 1298 01:32:12,300 --> 01:32:13,000 Well! 1299 01:32:13,300 --> 01:32:14,000 So, goodbye. 1300 01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:15,000 Do they come with us? 1301 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:36,900 Do you understand anything? 1302 01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:38,300 Nothing. 1303 01:32:39,900 --> 01:32:43,900 Have you noticed how complicated the world has become? 1304 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,600 it's hard to keep up... 1305 01:32:47,300 --> 01:32:51,300 In Greece, cops can retire after 15 years of service 1306 01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:54,800 Here is barely sufficient for a rest cure 1307 01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:57,000 I was told that here they send you to a spa. Bad Salzufflen's for example. 1308 01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:58,100 Really? It is supposed to be nice. 1309 01:32:58,100 --> 01:33:00,400 Once I was in Bad Orb 1310 01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:03,000 Wasn't bad... 1311 01:33:03,500 --> 01:33:05,600 Yes, that can feed the deer there in the park... 1312 01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:06,700 Deer? 1312 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:34,700 "...but there's still so much to learn..."83645

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