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Bzzzzz. Blip.
I can picture it now.
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The only sounds we hear
for the next two days
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are the lures hitting the water.
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No complaining patients.
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No ringing telephones.
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No annoying...
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So!
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When does the
u.S.S. Howserset sail?
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Oh, gosh, dad.
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Did you rent that
three-man boat this year?
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Oh, no.
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They were plumb out.
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I had to go
with the two-man boat.
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Master thespians you are not.
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I'm just returning this stuff.
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There's no way
I'm going on another
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father/son jaunt,
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featuring your inedible
frontier cuisine, Dr. h.
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It's either my cooking,
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or we risk
another bean incident.
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What... what's the bean incident?
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Oh, it's nothing, mom.
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You had to be there.
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You two always come back
with so many stories.
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Part of me envies these trips.
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If you broke a nail,
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it'd be a two-day hike
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to the nearest manicurist.
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I could take care
of myself in the woods.
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I've got... Gumption.
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You have oodles
of gumption, darling.
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That's why I married you.
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That's it.
Let's get out of here.
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Let me just try this.
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Oh, allow me, Dr. h.
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Ahh!
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Ohh!
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It's all yours.
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Aah!
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David?
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Dad?
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My back.
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Mmmm.
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I was due.
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It's been five years
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since the last time
I had a spasm.
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I'm really sorry, sweetheart.
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Ohh. I'll be fine.
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I just need a few
muscle relaxants
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and some nice long naps.
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Don't worry, dad.
There's always next year.
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Not to worry, howsers.
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All is not lost.
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I know someone in this room
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who'd be happy...
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Thrilled to fill in for Dr. h.
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Didn't this person just say
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they didn't want to go?
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Because if this person
wants to go,
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they should speak up.
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I'd love to go.
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Mom...
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You're serious.
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Sure.
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It'll be fun.
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I'm just a little concerned
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about leaving you
in this condition.
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Maybe I can get a nurse for you.
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No, Mrs. h.
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Don't be silly.
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I'll watch the big lug.
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I'll cook for him,
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I'll clean for him,
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I'll sponge his fevered brow.
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Think Kathy bates in misery.
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I'll be your number-one fan.
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In spite of him,
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I will be fine, Katherine.
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You go with doogie.
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Doogie?
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You o.K. With this?
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Well, I... You know, i... i...
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Um...
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. We should...
It'll... You know...
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It'll be fun.
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What a beautiful drive.
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No wonder they call it
the great outdoors.
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It's great!
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Look at the ducks!
Look at the ducks!
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I really understand
why you and your father
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love these trips so much.
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It's just so wonderful
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being out here
enjoying nature together.
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Mmm.
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The flora...
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The fauna...
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The great outdoors.
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And the perfect quiet.
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Quiet? What quiet?
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And the light is exquisite.
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Mom.
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Mom.
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You said you wanted to have
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the same wilderness experience
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I always have with dad.
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Dad didn't talk incessantly.
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I'm not talking incessantly.
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How can you say
I'm talking incessantly?
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I'm just making
some observations
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about the lovely surroundings.
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The sky, the air, the water.
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Now you're incessantly denying
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talking incessantly.
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Fine.
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Let's fish.
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Fine.
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Doogie!
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Doogie, I got one.
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What do I do?
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O.K., don't jerk.
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Don't... don't jerk it, mom.
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O.K., let me do it.
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I can do it. Oh, my.
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Bring it right up to the boat.
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I can't believe it.
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Wait till your father
hears about this.
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Wow.
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Ha ha ha!
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O.K.
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Now take the hook out.
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Oh, dear.
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Now I let him go?
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Now you kill him.
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On american sportsman,
they always let them go.
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That was TV. This is dinner.
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Oh... Kay.
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How?
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Well, you have three basic
options.
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1, you can do nothing
and let him suffocate.
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Uh, 2, you can cut his head off
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or 3, you can bash his brains
out on the side of the boat.
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Isn't there a more humane way?
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What, lethal injection?
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Maybe an overdose
of sleeping pills?
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What does your trophy-winning
fisherman father do?
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Uh, dad prefers
the old brain-bash.
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Gumption.
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So...
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Now tell me the bean story.
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Trust me, mom.
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It's not your type of story.
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Ahem.
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How's the new loft?
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It's fine.
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You dating much?
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Enough.
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Do you ask girls
home to the loft?
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Sometimes.
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Do you use a condom?
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No.
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Ohh!
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Well, do you?
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Douglas!
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This is a critical fish
for Bob Hamilton.
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Bob's got him. That's a dandy.
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Bob has his first fish...
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Don't worry.
It's got a happy ending...
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If you're not
rooting for the fish.
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Isn't this
a sick person's fantasy?
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A heaping tray of tlc.
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That's tuna...
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Lettuce...
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And chicken soup.
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Is that a smiley face
in the tuna?
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You see, with this combo,
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mom could make me feel better
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even when I was just
pretending to be sick.
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Is that moisture
on your upper lip?
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You want this orally or, uh...
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Vincent.
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I'm going to press
my lips to your brow.
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The lips are the most
heat-sensitive organ
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on the body.
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Keep your heat-sensing
organs to yourself.
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Then what can I do for you?
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You can leave me alone, Vincent.
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I want to be alone.
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I promised Mrs. h
I'd take care of you.
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If you would go home,
I'd be great.
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Come on, Dr. h. You're
always doing things for me.
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Let me do something for you.
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I don't need you here.
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I don't want you here.
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Go home.
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Yo ho, yo ho,
a pirate's life for me
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Do you think Nancy Reagan
had a face lift?
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O.K., doogie. I'll admit it.
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The condom question
was out of line.
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Don't worry about it, mom.
It was nothing.
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Good.
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Well, I'm getting hungry.
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I guess I'll...
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Clean Mr. fish.
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Looking for Mr. knife?
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Ha ha.
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Thanks.
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So, doogie,
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why don't you tell me
that bean story, hmm?
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It's nothing, mom, really.
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I bet it was about flatulence.
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It had nothing to do
with flatulence.
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Share it with me. You don't
think mothers have gas?
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It was just something
that happened
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between dad and me.
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You wouldn't understand.
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Why wouldn't I understand?
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How hard could it be
to grasp a bean story?
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O.K.
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Fine. Here's what happened.
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Dad told me to cook dinner.
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I left a can of beans
in the campfire.
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They exploded.
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We were covered with hot beans,
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so we jumped naked into
the lake to clean off.
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A forest ranger gave us a
ticket for indecent exposure.
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She was mean about it, too.
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That's the story?
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Yes!
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I told you
you wouldn't understand.
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You weren't there.
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Just like you shouldn't
be here now.
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I really resent your attitude.
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I've been a really
good sport here.
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I've tried very hard
to make this fun.
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You're not supposed to try.
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You're supposed to havefun.
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Are you saying
you wish I didn't come?
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Let's just not
talk about it, o.K.?
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I can't talk about medicine
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because I'm not a doctor.
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I can't talk about girls
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because I'm your mother.
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What else is in your life?
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Nothing.
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Well...
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Fine, then.
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After 19 years of
being your mother...
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And I have to tell you,
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a toddler with a genius IQ
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can be plenty snotty...
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That's what I'm left with, hmm?
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Nothing.
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If you're so unhappy,
maybe we should leave.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Good.
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This fish died for nothing.
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Hey, wouldn't you
like some prime rib?
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This week we're slicing it
thick and juicy,
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and that's not all.
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Fresh lobster shares the plate
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on this mouth-watering special.
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But you got to hurry
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because an offer like this...
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Rich...
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Mmm.
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Creamy...
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Ahh.
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And mouth-watering.
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Oh, yes!
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I can do this.
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Uhh.
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Bad idea.
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O.K., Dr. h.
Like it or not, I'm back.
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I promised I'd look after you,
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and that's what I'm going to do.
278
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Whoa.
279
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There.
280
00:14:26,201 --> 00:14:28,244
You all right?
281
00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:29,636
Yes.
282
00:14:29,637 --> 00:14:31,171
Mmm. Thank you.
283
00:14:31,172 --> 00:14:33,607
Look, I'll get you a snack,
284
00:14:33,608 --> 00:14:36,643
and I'll stay out of your way.
285
00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:38,645
I'll wait in the kitchen...
286
00:14:38,646 --> 00:14:40,245
Like the family dog.
287
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:43,685
I'm sorry I was rude
to you, Vincent.
288
00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:46,244
I've never been very good
289
00:14:46,245 --> 00:14:48,242
at being taken care of,
290
00:14:48,243 --> 00:14:50,241
but you didn't deserve that.
291
00:14:50,242 --> 00:14:51,625
Apology accepted,
292
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:53,126
but I got to say
293
00:14:53,127 --> 00:14:55,095
it's a mystery to me
294
00:14:55,096 --> 00:14:58,599
how any doctor can be
such a lousy patient.
295
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,701
Well, it's a long story.
296
00:15:00,702 --> 00:15:03,103
You really don't
want to hear it.
297
00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:04,240
Au contraire.
298
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:06,074
I'm all ears.
299
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,241
I'm waiting.
300
00:15:13,982 --> 00:15:15,983
When I was 9,
301
00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:17,951
I came home from school
302
00:15:17,952 --> 00:15:20,988
to find my father's car
in the driveway.
303
00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:22,244
I was surprised
304
00:15:22,245 --> 00:15:25,760
because he never closed
his drugstore before 7:00.
305
00:15:27,246 --> 00:15:28,962
I found my mother
306
00:15:28,963 --> 00:15:31,999
trying to help him
get his shirt off
307
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,245
so he could take a bath,
308
00:15:34,246 --> 00:15:36,771
but he wouldn't let her.
309
00:15:37,939 --> 00:15:41,175
I could see
he was in great pain.
310
00:15:42,076 --> 00:15:43,577
But, uh...
311
00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:45,545
When he saw me watching,
312
00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:49,242
he yelled at me
not to look at him.
313
00:15:50,918 --> 00:15:52,242
It turned out
314
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:56,590
that he'd had arthritis
for years,
315
00:15:56,591 --> 00:15:58,242
and I never knew.
316
00:15:59,661 --> 00:16:01,995
But that was, uh...
317
00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:04,239
What my father believed...
318
00:16:05,246 --> 00:16:09,836
That a man doesn't cry,
319
00:16:09,837 --> 00:16:11,240
a man...
320
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,806
Doesn't complain,
321
00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:15,576
a man doesn't need help.
322
00:16:16,944 --> 00:16:20,239
Not even from
the people who love him.
323
00:16:26,244 --> 00:16:28,237
Uh...
324
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,657
It was, uh, just...
325
00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:32,059
His way.
326
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:36,730
Yeah, but I bet you would've
done anything to help him
327
00:16:36,731 --> 00:16:39,566
if he'd just let you, huh?
328
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:41,068
My mom always said,
329
00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:44,104
"Vinnie, I love it
when you're sick."
330
00:16:44,105 --> 00:16:46,039
She'd get the biggest kick
331
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,542
out of feeding me, washing me.
332
00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:51,578
Made her feel good,
you know? Needed.
333
00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:53,547
What could be more manly
334
00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:56,550
than letting a person
who cares for you
335
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:58,245
feel good about themself?
336
00:17:12,242 --> 00:17:15,240
You want to stop
and get some coffee?
337
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:18,240
No. I just want to get home.
338
00:17:19,941 --> 00:17:21,843
Doogie, look out!
339
00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:30,584
Oh, my god.
340
00:17:30,585 --> 00:17:31,585
Oh, my...
341
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:34,244
I didn't see it, mom. I'm sorry.
342
00:17:34,245 --> 00:17:35,956
It wasn't your fault.
343
00:17:35,957 --> 00:17:37,925
It was an accident.
344
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,696
It's o.K.
345
00:17:57,779 --> 00:17:59,813
Oh, she's dead.
346
00:17:59,814 --> 00:18:02,784
We'll have to call
the highway patrol.
347
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:08,241
There's something moving
in the abdomen.
348
00:18:08,242 --> 00:18:09,856
She's alive?
349
00:18:09,857 --> 00:18:11,240
No. She's pregnant.
350
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:13,827
Maybe I can save the Fawn.
351
00:18:13,828 --> 00:18:16,863
Mom, this is going to
be very, very bloody.
352
00:18:16,864 --> 00:18:18,241
I want to help.
353
00:18:18,242 --> 00:18:20,240
When I make an incision,
354
00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:22,869
reach in, pull out the Fawn.
355
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,240
All right.
356
00:18:27,242 --> 00:18:28,842
All right.
357
00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:30,241
All right, go.
358
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:32,246
Come on.
359
00:18:32,247 --> 00:18:33,247
Come on.
360
00:18:33,247 --> 00:18:34,247
O.K.
361
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,247
Gently.
362
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:36,247
Good. Good.
363
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,185
I got him.
364
00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:41,121
There it is.
365
00:18:41,122 --> 00:18:42,790
Oh.
366
00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:45,926
Doogie, he's not breathing.
367
00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:48,238
Well, let me see.
368
00:18:51,245 --> 00:18:53,100
Come on.
369
00:18:57,243 --> 00:18:58,905
Oh, come on, breathe.
370
00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:00,240
Come on, guy.
371
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:01,241
Come on.
372
00:19:01,242 --> 00:19:03,241
Come on, buddy, breathe.
373
00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:08,240
Oh, please breathe. Please.
374
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:10,117
Come on, little fella.
375
00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:14,855
He's breathing!
376
00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:16,189
Yes!
377
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:17,241
All right.
378
00:19:17,242 --> 00:19:20,660
O.K., cool.
379
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,241
Oh...
380
00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:23,563
Whoa, whoa.
381
00:19:23,564 --> 00:19:24,865
Easy.
382
00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:26,245
Easy.
383
00:19:26,246 --> 00:19:27,246
Wow.
384
00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:29,002
He seems o.K.
385
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:31,245
Ooh! Look at those ears.
386
00:19:34,809 --> 00:19:36,843
Whoa. Steady.
Steady, little guy.
387
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,240
He's up.
388
00:19:43,238 --> 00:19:44,244
Aw.
389
00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:48,856
Oh, he's beautiful.
390
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,239
Op. Get that landing strip open.
391
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,744
Mm-hmm. How's that heating pad?
392
00:20:10,745 --> 00:20:12,045
It's just right.
393
00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:14,047
- Hear warm?
- Mm-hmm.
394
00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:16,241
Any itches I can stretch?
395
00:20:16,242 --> 00:20:18,085
I'll let you know.
396
00:20:21,188 --> 00:20:23,089
O.K. All right.
397
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:25,759
Now, let's review
delpino's three-step plan
398
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,242
to total dependency.
399
00:20:27,243 --> 00:20:30,244
You got a headache.
What do you say?
400
00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:34,568
"Katherine,
can you rub my temples?"
401
00:20:34,569 --> 00:20:37,904
That's good, but be
a little more pathetic.
402
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:40,244
You know, give me the look.
403
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:48,245
Yeah. Now you're cooking
with crisco.
404
00:20:53,988 --> 00:20:56,122
Ha ha ha. Unbelievable.
405
00:20:56,123 --> 00:20:57,238
Life, death,
406
00:20:57,239 --> 00:20:59,826
the whole damn thing
in one moment.
407
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:02,241
I'd say that beats
the bean story.
408
00:21:02,242 --> 00:21:04,244
I'd say it does.
409
00:21:04,245 --> 00:21:07,667
You sure he'll be o.K.?
He looked scared.
410
00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:11,240
They took him to a petting
zoo, not Alcatraz.
411
00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:13,907
I can't help it. I'm a mother.
412
00:21:13,908 --> 00:21:16,243
Hey, you don't ever
have to apologize
413
00:21:16,244 --> 00:21:17,979
for being a mother.
414
00:21:20,243 --> 00:21:22,242
I was, um...
415
00:21:22,243 --> 00:21:24,239
Trying too hard.
416
00:21:25,653 --> 00:21:29,241
I'm jealous of you and your
father's time together.
417
00:21:29,242 --> 00:21:34,127
I wanted us to have
some magic moments, too.
418
00:21:34,128 --> 00:21:37,130
I guess you can't
make magic happen.
419
00:21:37,131 --> 00:21:40,634
No, but you can make
time to be together
420
00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:43,938
so when it happens,
you're there for it.
421
00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:47,173
You want to go back?
422
00:21:47,174 --> 00:21:50,644
Not for all the magic
moments in the world.
423
00:21:50,645 --> 00:21:53,146
Well, where do you want to go?
424
00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:54,682
Anywhere with room service.
425
00:21:54,732 --> 00:21:59,282
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