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Hey, doogie, come sign up
for softball.
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No, no, it's boring. Ugh.
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It's tedious.
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I'm lousy. I have
no motivation to play.
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Psst.
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How's she for motivation?
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Take me out to the ballgame
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Take me out to the crowd
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Buy me some peanuts
and crackerjack
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So, softball.
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Got to love it.
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It's the chewing, the
spitting, scratching.
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No better way
to spend a Saturday.
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Softball? I hate softball.
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I signed up for the food drive.
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Saturdays I take my dog
to the park on los Feliz.
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It's our quality time.
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Quality time... I like that.
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Not enough people spend
quality time with their pets.
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Well, got to go.
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I guess that's why there are
so many animal runaways.
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I can't believe I let you
talk me into borrowing a dog,
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especially this one.
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Looks like an old
dust mop with legs.
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Doog, doog, doog, it's a
simple law of nature.
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You want the girl,
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the girl likes mutts,
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ergo snuggle up to the mutt
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and reap the female harvest.
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It's twisted thinking, vin...
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But it makes
perfect sense to me.
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Laura, what a surprise.
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Doctor howser,
what are you doing here?
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Please, call me doogie.
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Introduce your dog.
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And this is monty.
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Hi, cutie.
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You never mentioned your dog.
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He's very protective
of their relationship.
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You know, high-profile
doctor, dognappers.
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You can understand
his reluctance.
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Oh, by the way, this is Vinnie.
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Yeah, he's nuts about canines.
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Man's best friend, right, monty?
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Isn't that adorable?
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They even do
little jokes together.
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They do everything together.
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They even share the same bed.
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Vinnie...
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Really? Missy sleeps
with me, too.
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Same with him and monty.
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You should see them
snoozing nose-to-nose,
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Vinnie...
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Monty's drool forming
a little wet spot,
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the tail against his thigh...
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That's it. I can't lie.
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Laura, monty's not my dog.
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I borrowed him.
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This is my fault.
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Um, I thought bringing the pooch
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would be the perfect entr?e
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to meeting members
of the opposite gender.
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You did this to meet girls?
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As much as I hate
to admit it, yes.
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Yes, we did.
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That's so cute.
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Really?
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Hey, it's hard meeting
people these days.
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So, you guys borrowed a dog.
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No biggie. Although I don't know
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how you couldn't want to
own something so precious.
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Don't get me wrong. I like him.
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I've always pictured myself
kind of a dog person.
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I mean...
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Your wipe, my lord.
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Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?
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Come on, you guys.
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They have no shame.
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Can I talk to you...
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Alone?
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Sure.
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Hey, don't worry.
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I'll mind the kids.
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Hey, hey, cut that out.
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I'm really glad you showed up.
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Yeah. Me, too.
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I want to ask you
something, but...
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I... i don't want you to think
I'm being too forward.
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Me? Oh, no, I-I'm a very
forward person myself.
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Forward's good.
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Uh...
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I don't know...
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All of a sudden, I'm...
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Embarrassed.
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No, no, no. Just say it.
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Go on.
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O.K.
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Do you think Vinnie
would go out with me?
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I think
he's really, really cute.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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introducing the newest member
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of our trauma team...
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At 6 feet, 215 pounds,
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having finally passed
the e.M.T. Exam
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after two grueling attempts,
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Raymond "what was that
question again?" Alexander.
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All right! Woo-woo!
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Congratulations, ray.
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Yeah, you really look the part.
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Every inch the professional.
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Mr. Alexander...
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I supervise over 2,000 employees
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in this hospital,
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and quite frankly...
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I'm as proud of you
as any of them.
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Thank you very much, sir.
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25-year-old male,
traffic accident,
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blunt abdominal trauma.
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All right, let's
get him in here.
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BP was 130 over 40.
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Pulse, 100.
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Ready? Let's move him.
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1, 2, 3.
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EKG's normal. Pulse, 98.
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Let's see how he does
without the mass suit.
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No, not the leg!
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You'll bottom out the pressure.
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Here, let me get it.
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O.K., all right, that's better.
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Let's get the cbc
and clear for c-spinal.
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She thinks I'm cute?
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She thinks you're
"really, really cute,"
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and she wants
to go out with you.
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You're too kind,
o benevolent one.
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Yes!
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Will this affect our friendship?
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'Cause if it does...
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I'm fine with it.
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I thought she was
attractive, but, you know,
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I'll deal with it.
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It took you 24 hours to tell me.
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Vinnie, I have a lot on my mind,
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and your love life is not
foremost in my thoughts.
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O.K.
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I've been a prince about this.
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Now fork over her number.
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I'm too sexy for my shirt
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Too sexy for my shirt
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So sexy it hurts
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Laura.
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Vincent delpino.
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Yeah, Vinnie.
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Well, I'm happy you're
happy I called, too.
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How could I resist phoning
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a winsome creature
as lovely as yourself?
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Hold on. Doog, you got a
sparkling calistoga with lemon?
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Fresh out.
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What's that?
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Oh, you don't mean that.
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Come on, stop.
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Stop it!
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Okay, you're right.
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You happen to be pretty
darn adorable yourself.
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I don't believe it.
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Oh, really?
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With those
resplendent baby blues.
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You ought to be in the movies.
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I should know, 'cause I'm
an up-and-coming filmmaker.
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Time to find out
who's the bigger stud.
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We'll start with Mike.
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According to these ladies,
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which of you would please
a woman in every way?
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I'd have to say it's me.
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Ladies?
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Bobby.
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Well, what can I say?
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All the delpino men have
incredibly thick hair.
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It's a genetic thing,
that's why.
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How many fingers
am I holding up?
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Let's keep going,
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finding out who's
the biggest stud.
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Dogie...
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Doogie, doogie.
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Sorry.
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According to these ladies,
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which of you would please
a woman in every way?
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You or Vinnie?
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Well, with all due
respect to Vinnie,
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I'd have to say me.
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O.K. Ladies?
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Vinnie.
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That's got to sting.
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Why would you say that, Laura?
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Isn't it obvious?
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He's more sensitive.
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He has a great sense of humor.
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And that beautiful Italian hair.
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She's got taste.
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Vinnie.
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By the time you guys are 40,
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which will be more successful,
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you or the doctor?
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That is a hard one.
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But likewise,
with all due respect,
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I'd have to say yours truly.
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He says it's him. Ladies?
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Vinnie.
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I'm a doctor.
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Even though he's a doctor,
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why would you say Vinnie?
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I chose Vinnie because
I think he's brilliant,
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and one day he'll win
an academy award.
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Linda?
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He has success
written all over him.
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And Laura.
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Anybody can be a doctor.
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Stop! This is ridiculous!
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Why would any woman
choose him over me?
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I'm better looking, I'm taller.
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Look.
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I earn a great living.
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I'm fluent in seven languages.
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Vinnie can't even speak English!
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You know you'd rather
go out with me.
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- No.
- No way.
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- Wrong.
- Forget it.
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Can you slap some sense
into these people?
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It's your show.
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If the truth be known,
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i... i would pick Vinnie, too.
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That's it.
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End this fantasy right now.
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Hey! No, don't!
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Turn it off.
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Howser!
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What?
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Laura thinks you're nice.
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Would you double
with her roommate?
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Nice.
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Yeah, doog's in.
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Get me some tubes
to draw some blood.
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He's apneic, let's intubate him.
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Laryngoscope?
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And a number 8 e.T. Tube.
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Have the ambubag standing by.
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Come on, guy, hang in there.
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This is to control
your breathing.
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Pull the stylet out.
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Ray, pull the stylet out.
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Inflate the cuff.
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Hey, ray.
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How's it going?
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It's going.
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You were a little...
Tentative in the E.R. today.
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Diane just beat me to
the punch, that's all.
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You were right there, man.
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Look, it, uh, won't go
further than this room.
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Diane's got two years
of college.
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Brian was a medic
in the Gulf war.
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And Pete scored a perfect
100 on the e.M.T. Test.
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Then there's me.
Ex-gangbanger, ex-con.
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I get my high school
diploma through the mail,
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and I barely pass the e.M.T.
Test on my second try?
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Yeah, but none of that matters.
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The important thing is
you're a qualified e.M.T.
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Am I?
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If you weren't, I wouldn't
let you near my patients.
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Come on, stop psyching
yourself out, ray.
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00:13:00,825 --> 00:13:04,698
Let your training take over.
270
00:13:04,699 --> 00:13:06,666
Trust yourself.
271
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,202
I do.
272
00:13:23,818 --> 00:13:25,821
Mmm. Dining sans footwear.
273
00:13:25,822 --> 00:13:28,821
I like it.
274
00:13:28,822 --> 00:13:30,423
Reminds me of home,
275
00:13:30,424 --> 00:13:33,393
but this place has class
written all over it.
276
00:13:33,394 --> 00:13:35,823
Far eastern cuisine is
a personal favorite.
277
00:13:35,824 --> 00:13:37,630
I'm something of a gastronome.
278
00:13:37,631 --> 00:13:40,567
You know how painful
that can be.
279
00:13:40,568 --> 00:13:42,822
Arigato gozaimasu.
280
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,304
You speak Japanese?
281
00:13:44,305 --> 00:13:45,638
Oh, yeah.
282
00:13:45,639 --> 00:13:48,341
I also speak Spanish,
Russian, French, Italian,
283
00:13:48,342 --> 00:13:52,479
some Portuguese,
and a smattering of mandarin.
284
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,480
I'm glad we came here.
285
00:13:53,481 --> 00:13:54,819
I'm going to have Sushi.
286
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:57,517
Actually, I ordered earlier.
287
00:13:57,518 --> 00:13:59,821
This meal is referred
to as kai seki.
288
00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:02,822
It's 11 courses and
takes hours to prepare.
289
00:14:02,823 --> 00:14:05,358
In Japan it's
considered an honor.
290
00:14:05,359 --> 00:14:08,695
How much is this honor
going to set me back?
291
00:14:08,696 --> 00:14:11,431
Don't worry, vin,
I'm getting it.
292
00:14:11,432 --> 00:14:12,665
Whoa!
293
00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:15,819
Let the kai sekibegin!
294
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,817
One holds the
chopsticks like so.
295
00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,607
Just dig and...
296
00:14:20,608 --> 00:14:22,816
Mmm. To master the chopsticks
297
00:14:22,817 --> 00:14:24,611
is to respect the culture.
298
00:14:24,612 --> 00:14:27,281
It's a sign of sensitivity.
299
00:14:31,185 --> 00:14:33,686
Oh, no, no, I'm sorry, joy,
300
00:14:33,687 --> 00:14:34,824
but Japanese etiquette dictates
301
00:14:34,825 --> 00:14:37,290
that the gohan, the rice,
302
00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:40,326
is only to fill 1/5 of the bowl.
303
00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:43,631
You finish that and
fill it up again.
304
00:14:46,534 --> 00:14:49,824
O.K. Now that our meal has
reached its conclusion,
305
00:14:49,825 --> 00:14:51,538
one final custom remains.
306
00:14:51,539 --> 00:14:54,441
Ah, the signing of the
honorable mastercard.
307
00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:58,611
No. The drinking of green tea.
308
00:14:58,612 --> 00:15:00,314
Oh.
309
00:15:03,284 --> 00:15:06,252
This dates back
to the 12th century,
310
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:07,754
where it was originated
311
00:15:07,755 --> 00:15:09,823
under the influence of buddhism.
312
00:15:09,824 --> 00:15:13,560
The Japanese referred
to it as cha no ya.
313
00:15:13,561 --> 00:15:16,696
When translated this simply
means "hot water for tea."
314
00:15:16,697 --> 00:15:21,201
It's also sometimes
referred to as sa do,
315
00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:23,703
which means "the way of tea."
316
00:15:23,704 --> 00:15:25,818
The traditional tea ceremony...
317
00:15:25,819 --> 00:15:27,607
Doog. Doog?
318
00:15:27,608 --> 00:15:29,776
- I'm not finished.
- This can't wait.
319
00:15:29,777 --> 00:15:31,711
Where the little samurais' room?
320
00:15:31,712 --> 00:15:36,182
It's, uh, to the back
and make a left.
321
00:15:36,183 --> 00:15:37,819
Show me.
322
00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:53,823
Howser...
323
00:15:53,824 --> 00:15:57,370
As your friend,
how can I put this delicately?
324
00:15:57,371 --> 00:15:59,822
You're shooting
blanks out there.
325
00:15:59,823 --> 00:16:01,474
What do you mean?
326
00:16:01,475 --> 00:16:03,710
You're working too hard.
Let your hair down.
327
00:16:03,711 --> 00:16:05,713
This is a date, not a seminar.
328
00:16:07,147 --> 00:16:08,615
I don't believe this.
329
00:16:08,616 --> 00:16:11,317
One lousy girl
picks you over me,
330
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,486
and suddenly you're
Warren beatty with advice?
331
00:16:13,487 --> 00:16:14,721
Whoa, whoa.
332
00:16:14,722 --> 00:16:17,523
Hold on. Do I detect jealousy?
333
00:16:17,524 --> 00:16:19,425
Give me a break, Vinnie.
334
00:16:19,426 --> 00:16:22,820
So the leopard has finally
revealed his spots.
335
00:16:22,821 --> 00:16:26,232
You're thinking, "why would
any woman in her right mind"
336
00:16:26,233 --> 00:16:27,817
choose me over you?"
337
00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:30,436
You couldn't be more wrong.
338
00:16:30,437 --> 00:16:32,472
It never crossed your mind?
339
00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:35,408
Never, not even once.
340
00:16:35,409 --> 00:16:38,817
But it does beg the
question, doesn't it?
341
00:16:38,818 --> 00:16:41,347
The answer's
right in front of you.
342
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,482
What?
343
00:16:42,483 --> 00:16:43,716
The "x" factor.
344
00:16:43,717 --> 00:16:44,821
The "x" factor?
345
00:16:44,822 --> 00:16:45,822
That's right,
346
00:16:45,823 --> 00:16:47,825
the delpino charm.
347
00:16:47,826 --> 00:16:50,817
You can't learn it,
you can't buy it.
348
00:16:50,818 --> 00:16:53,526
It's a gift... From god.
349
00:16:53,527 --> 00:16:56,330
Oh, please. That's...
350
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:02,735
I'm just saying this 'cause
I'm your best friend.
351
00:17:02,736 --> 00:17:04,304
You're acting like a jerk.
352
00:17:04,305 --> 00:17:08,608
There's only one jerk
here, and it's not me.
353
00:17:08,609 --> 00:17:10,610
You'll have to excuse my friend.
354
00:17:10,611 --> 00:17:12,823
He's blowing it with his date.
355
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,514
Oh, I'm sorry.
356
00:17:14,515 --> 00:17:16,549
I've lost several women myself.
357
00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:18,824
It's not easy.
358
00:17:18,825 --> 00:17:23,656
Trust me.
I am not losing a woman.
359
00:17:23,657 --> 00:17:26,392
She's having a great time.
360
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,428
I really have to go home.
361
00:17:28,429 --> 00:17:29,819
I've got homework, and...
362
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:31,818
My room is a mess,
363
00:17:31,819 --> 00:17:34,819
and I really, really
have a bad headache,
364
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,826
and... You're obnoxious.
365
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:49,182
Hey, ray.
I hear you set a record.
366
00:17:49,183 --> 00:17:50,683
You've worked two full shifts
367
00:17:50,684 --> 00:17:52,552
without actually touching
a patient.
368
00:17:52,553 --> 00:17:55,221
It's probably a good thing.
369
00:17:55,222 --> 00:17:57,382
If you don't touch 'em, you
can't kill 'em. Right, ray?
370
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:08,201
Angle it up here.
371
00:18:08,202 --> 00:18:09,202
There?
372
00:18:09,203 --> 00:18:10,471
Yeah.
373
00:18:13,821 --> 00:18:16,275
Nick!
374
00:18:16,276 --> 00:18:17,543
Are you all right?
375
00:18:17,544 --> 00:18:18,817
Nick!
376
00:18:22,817 --> 00:18:23,817
Nick.
377
00:18:23,818 --> 00:18:24,826
Nick!
378
00:18:30,823 --> 00:18:32,458
Go to the phone.
379
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,822
Tell them to call code blue.
380
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,822
Fifth east stairwell.
381
00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:38,532
Go, go!
382
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,679
Don't go out on me, Nick.
383
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,216
Don't go out on me.
384
00:19:05,825 --> 00:19:07,693
Look who's here.
385
00:19:07,694 --> 00:19:09,228
The shogun of good will.
386
00:19:09,229 --> 00:19:11,817
What are you doing here?
387
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,266
I'm meeting Laura for lunch.
388
00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:15,824
So if you'll excuse me...
389
00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:17,137
Fine.
390
00:19:26,346 --> 00:19:28,448
O.K., look, here it is.
391
00:19:28,449 --> 00:19:30,821
Um, she chose you over me,
392
00:19:30,822 --> 00:19:33,553
and I was, uh...
393
00:19:33,554 --> 00:19:34,554
Jealous.
394
00:19:34,555 --> 00:19:37,623
Uh-huh, and...
395
00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:40,824
And I set up an evening
396
00:19:40,825 --> 00:19:42,824
that I thought would
make me look great,
397
00:19:42,825 --> 00:19:45,298
and you'd look like a slug.
398
00:19:45,299 --> 00:19:46,766
But instead...
399
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:49,502
But instead, I, uh...
400
00:19:49,503 --> 00:19:52,638
Came off looking
like a pompous ass.
401
00:19:52,639 --> 00:19:54,540
Therefore...
402
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,820
Therefore... there is
no therefore, Vinnie.
403
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,820
What more do you want?
404
00:19:58,821 --> 00:20:01,781
Admit that as far
as girls are concerned,
405
00:20:01,782 --> 00:20:04,617
I'm coming into my own.
406
00:20:04,618 --> 00:20:07,286
We're getting older,
meeting more mature women
407
00:20:07,287 --> 00:20:08,820
with sophisticated tastes.
408
00:20:08,821 --> 00:20:12,326
They don't go for just the obvious
good looks and deep pockets.
409
00:20:15,696 --> 00:20:17,330
O.K., vin, you're right.
410
00:20:17,331 --> 00:20:20,819
I guess I was too proud
to accept it.
411
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,302
Thank you.
412
00:20:23,303 --> 00:20:24,818
I know this is tough for you,
413
00:20:24,819 --> 00:20:28,141
but it's only
going to get worse.
414
00:20:28,142 --> 00:20:29,816
But, hey, don't worry.
415
00:20:29,817 --> 00:20:32,822
I'll send you my overflow.
416
00:20:32,823 --> 00:20:34,823
Bless you, vin.
417
00:20:34,824 --> 00:20:36,350
Your fly's open.
418
00:20:38,452 --> 00:20:40,154
Get outta here.
419
00:20:41,421 --> 00:20:42,821
Cheers.
420
00:20:42,822 --> 00:20:44,818
Congratulations, man.
421
00:20:44,819 --> 00:20:45,821
Excuse me.
422
00:20:45,822 --> 00:20:46,821
Doogie, did you hear?
423
00:20:46,822 --> 00:20:48,361
Ray saved Nick's life.
424
00:20:48,362 --> 00:20:50,229
Yeah, I heard.
425
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:53,666
Aren't you going
to congratulate him?
426
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,736
Why? It's his job, isn't it?
427
00:21:00,374 --> 00:21:02,820
Yes! Yes!
428
00:21:02,821 --> 00:21:05,444
Yes, ray, I'm so proud of you!
429
00:21:05,445 --> 00:21:06,713
Oh, baby!
430
00:21:06,763 --> 00:21:11,313
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