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1x06 - Night Games
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So, what do you think?
I'm gonna wear this tomorrow night.
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Don't tell me.
Um, I'll take a shot.
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Yeah. You got a haircut, huh?
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Every Halloween, Danny and I dress up
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as Raggedy Ann and Andy,
and we go trick-or-treating.
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All these words necessary?
I'm trying to watch a little television.
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I'm Keeley Summers.
Coming up after the break,
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more extreme-sports action
right here on Sports X.
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Hey, isn't that ... isn't
that the girl from high school,
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you know, on the beach and everything?
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- Yeah.
- Keeley Summers. Turn it off.
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I guess she's in town covering that, uh,
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international stupid
roller thing or something.
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She was so horrible to me.
She stole every guy I ever liked,
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and she got
female athlete of the year
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because I played boys
baseball and wasn't eligible.
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Look how, uh ... look how
she holds herself, you know?
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Oh, hold this, old man.
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Keeley?
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Oh, good. Another one.
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Help me, Cannon.
She took pictures.
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If you're gonna let this kid
dress like some measle-infested
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rag doll, do yourself
a favor, save some time.
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Let him just go beat the
crap out of himself. Go ahead.
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Danny, do not listen to him.
We are gonna have a great time
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and get hopped up on abba-zabas
like we do every year.
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See? That's what I mean.
Halloween is nothing but child welfare.
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A bunch of these gargoyles
walking up and down the street
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- looking for a handout.
- Oh, lighten up, Dad.
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It's kids dressing up and getting candy.
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Well, when I was a kid, the
trick was not getting polio,
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and the treat was to get a
job when you were 8 years old.
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Well, it is a family tradition,
and we are going to keep it going.
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Look, don't we have to
agree on family traditions?
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- Go get ready for practice.
- Thank you.
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Hey, hey, Danny boy.
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I'm sorry. I was only
teasing about the outfit.
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You look great.
See you in the hospital.
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Yeah, thanks.
Be sure to bring some candy,
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'cause I'm not getting
any dressed like this.
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Why do you do that to him?
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It is our first Halloween
since the move, and I would
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like him to feel that some
things don't have to change.
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You can come with us.
You can dress as despair.
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Oh, that's clever.
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But, you see, I have a tradition.
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1997 Halloween, a bunch of
kids came into our cemetery
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and turned over gravestones.
and one of them was your mother's.
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And I...
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...am not gonna let that happen again.
That's my tradition.
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I'm back
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I'm back
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Whoa. Nice hit, buddy.
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It only took you six
months to get a piece of it.
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Loser!
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Don't listen to them. You drilled that.
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All right, Vanessa. Your turn at bat.
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- Nice hit, Danny.
- Thanks.
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Hey, are you going
trick-or-treating tomorrow night
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- with the team?
- Um... I don't know.
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Well, if you do, maybe
I could go with you guys.
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Yeah, but aren't you going with David?
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No.
He thinks costumes are stupid.
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Oh. Oh, yeah. Definitely.
You can come with us.
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Great.
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Yes.
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Okay. There's a little
something you guys are
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gonna have to learn to
do in between the bases.
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- It is called running!
- Hey, Cannon.
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Uh, you mind if I interrupt
your yelling for just a second?
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- I am not yelling.
- All right, fine.
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Hey, uh, you guys, you
know what's a great idea?
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Yeah, if we all go
trick-or-treating tomorrow night!
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No!
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I'm not going.
David and his gang
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are gonna push me down
and take my candy again.
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Last year, they even
broke my candelabra.
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Liberace without his
candelabra is just Elvis.
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Well, we have to go out.
It's Halloween! I'm talking free candy.
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Listen, I'd kill a man
for a bucket of candy.
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But these guys scare me.
They picked me up by my side skin.
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I don't want to get bullied anymore.
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Look, we are not gonna
get bullied tomorrow night.
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I can guarantee that.
Right, Cannon?
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- What did you say? What?
- You have a particular set of skills.
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You can crack the bully code for us.
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Right.
That is right. I can do that.
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But you guys are gonna
have to pay attention to me.
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So, here's what we can do.
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We can pull a number 19.
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Now, for number 19, you got have a kit.
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You're gonna need a pipe,
venetian blinds, a rope.
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You're gonna need super glue.
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You're gonna need grease,
some pepper, maybe a unicycle,
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a bag of cement, and silk stockings
and a couple other items.
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Whole thing costs you $3,000,
$4,000.
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- That sounds like a lot.
- Right. Not in your budget. I get it.
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Here's the deal. Gather up here.
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Hey, Terry.
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Just thought I'd make
sure you're coming to my
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Dick-tober awesome Halloween
costume jam tomorrow night.
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I was thinking about just
putting a bow on and coming as
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god's gift to women, but then...
I couldn't be a cowboy.
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And cowboys are friggin' awesome.
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Pew! Pew! Pew!
Pewng!
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That one ricocheted.
You hear that?
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Oh, don't do that.
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- I spend Halloween with my son, Dick.
- Oh, come on.
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We're having all kinds of relay
races, cool prizes. Just ...
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Oh, my god. You're gonna have
relay races? That's so cool!
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- That's mean.
- Oh, my god.
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That's Keeley Summers.
What is she doing here?
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You know Keeley?
I met her last year at the sidecar.
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She's back in town, and
she's definitely coming
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to my Dick-tober awesome
Halloween costume jam.
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Hey, slingbaugh.
See you tomorrow night at the party?
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Yes, you will, Keeley.
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- Gannon?
- Mm?
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Terry? Oh, my ...
is that you?
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Oh, you never grew!
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Oh, and you're standing
up and wearing clothes.
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I haven't seen you since high school.
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I was class president,
and Terry was the, uh ...
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- god, what did you do, again?
- Vending-machine liaison.
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That's right. That's right.
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Well, Terry and I were always
competing, and I always won.
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- God, we had so much fun.
- Yeah, high school.
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So long ago. So irrelevant now.
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Well, you know what they say.
Life is just high school all grown up.
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No. No one says that.
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Well, I just said it, so people do say it.
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They do.
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So, do you still live here?
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Oh, Terry ... uh, Terry had to quit
college when she got knocked up.
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- And then, she, uh, married a
loser and got divorced... - Oh.
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...and had to move back down
here to live with her dad.
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She also coaches, and, uh, she
works for me ... at the pizzeria.
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Terry Gannon, making poor
life decisions since 1997.
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- Wow.
- Well, Terry, I would love to catch up,
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but I have a Sports X interview
at the other field here.
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But, hey, maybe I'll see you
at Dick's Halloween party.
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At my Dick-tober awesome
Halloween costume jam.
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You know what?
Or just follow me on Instagram,
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and I'll take pics of
everything that you missed.
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- Okay. Bye.
- Oh-ho-ho!
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- She is something, huh?
- Yeah. She's something.
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Look, Terry, I can understand
now why you're not coming
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tomorrow night. I wouldn't want
to compete with that, either.
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I mean...
she's perfect.
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Shut up, Dick. I'll be there.
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All right. Cool.
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Oh. Hey, Mom.
You know, I know we have a tradition,
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and I'm a little
nervous to ask you this,
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but, you know, do you
think, this Halloween,
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maybe I could go
trick-or-treating with my own ...
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Friends?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Absolutely!
Yeah, and I'll go out with mine.
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- Good idea.
- Thank you.
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Great new tradition.
Good thinking, buddy.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Mom, someone's here to milk
our cows that we don't have.
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Michael, it's me ... coach Terry.
I'm Raggedy Ann.
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Oh.
Well, you're certainly half of that.
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Mom, I'm leaving.
Have fun tonight.
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Don't worry, Terry.
My Mom can work magic.
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- Goodbye, Mom.
- Bye, darling ... oh, good lord.
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You look like a 7-year-old
doing the walk of shame.
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It's Halloween, darling.
Where are your breasts?
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Help.
I need a grown-up costume.
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Oh, I am going to take
Keeley Summers down tonight.
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She completely rode my
coattails in high school
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and took everything
that was coming to me.
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Hm. Seems like you're over it.
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I am way too amped up
for your dry British wit.
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I want to win ... once.
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I want to show up to this
party looking so smoking hot
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that Keeley Summers doesn't
know whether to cry or kiss me,
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and she's so confused
that she just melts into
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a puddle of her own misery.
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Ooh. I love dark Terry.
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Now let's get you out of that
dreadful hamburger-girl costume
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and into something a
little more delicious.
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- Ooh. Are you allergic to latex?
- Yes.
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No problem. I have other closets.
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What the hell is this?
Caroline?
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This bum James is trying to show you up.
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"Friend and nurse" and the picture.
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He had to do this last week.
I'm telling you, when he shows up, man,
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I'm gonna cut him a
new one. You hear me?
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I'm here. You got a problem
with my Clara's stone?
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Yeah, you bet your ass I do.
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You think your dead wife
is better than my dead wife?
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What is that, a frigging r?sum??
"Nurse."
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- Hi.
- Wow. You look great.
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Thanks.
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But why aren't you dressed
like one of the Angles?
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It's Halloween?
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You look like the chick
from "the Hungry Games."
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And, Dong, what are you wearing?
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Hey, we all agreed to come
in our uniforms, right?
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And there you have it.
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Well, guys, what do you say
we do some trick-or-treating?
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Yeah!
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[Wizardz of Oz's "Welcome to the night" plays]
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Whoa-ho! Keeley!
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You look amazing.
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Shut up.
You're so sweet.
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But seriously.
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- Wow.
- Wow.
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Whoa. Terry. You, uh ...
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Wow. I mean, look at her.
That's "wow," right?
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- That ... that is ...
- You look really pretty, Terry.
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I mean, so much better
than yesterday, right?
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Mm, thanks.
You just look the same.
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And, Dick, in your "Alone
Ranger" costume. How perfect.
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You know what, Terry?
I give, and I give, and you just ... oh!
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Slutty nurse! I gotta go.
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Did you see the look on Keeley's face?
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- She was rattled.
- Mm.
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- It was awesome.
- Yes, very good.
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Uh, and, darling, just so you know,
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your boob tape is only
gonna hold till midnight.
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After that, your little
pumpkins are coming out.
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Oh, operation "me
looking hot" accomplished.
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Let's get out of this
Dick-tober cheese fest.
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Oh!
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Oops.
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Oh, I hope that
doesn't ruin your costume.
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Well, that looks terrible.
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You know what, Keeley?
I was gonna be cool.
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Well, that would be a first.
235
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But not anymore.
I am going to take you down.
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Oh, like you did in high school?
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Oh, wait. That didn't happen.
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- Oh, I will strangle ...
- Whoa, whoa! Hang on, girls!
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Hey, hey! Don't ...
let's not waste this here.
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You guys could go head-to-head
in one of my competitions.
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- Or you could just wrestle.
- I'm in.
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I'm gonna tell you
what I don't like, okay?
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I put four things on Caroline's stone
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just to set her apart
'cause she's a special lady.
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00:12:39,087 --> 00:12:41,605
Now, here you come and
try to rip of my idea.
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And not only that, then
you try to one-up me.
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Now, that's a dirtbag
thing to do, James.
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Are you saying
my Clara's not special?
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What I'm saying is I'm
gonna run up to my car
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and get a chisel or a sander and
end the conversation. How's that?
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Tell you what ... you keep
running your mouth, and I'll add
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more letters to the stone like,
uh, "great cook," "nice ass."
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Whoa, whoa. Right there ... stop.
Talking ass ...
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nobody ... nobody had a better ass
than this girl right here. Nobody.
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00:13:08,132 --> 00:13:11,902
Well, my Clara took first place
in a Jamaican dance contest.
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Have you ever seen how
they dance down there?
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You know, dance like ...
well, you know.
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Yeah, I know.
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Best.
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Mmm.
This cookie crunch is muy bueno.
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I'm gonna see how much I can
eat before my kidneys fail.
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Yeah, well, my Mom doesn't
usually allow me to eat sugar.
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- Why? Is that a religious thing?
- No, my Mom just sucks.
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Look at all this candy.
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Remind me to call my
trainer when I get home.
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- You having fun?
- Yeah. I'm glad I came.
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Cool kid alert!
Cool kid alert!
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Okay, guys. Remember the plan.
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Stay calm, guys. We got this.
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See, now, I thought you guys
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would have learned
your lesson last year.
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So, just hand over the candy,
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and maybe we'll let you keep
a little bit of your dignity.
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Come on, David.
Don't be a jerk.
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These are my teammates
now. Don't do this.
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I don't get why you're always
sticking up for these geeks.
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Careful, babe, or I'm
gonna have to cut you loose.
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Hey, look, we are not geeks.
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I am.
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You are not stealing our candy.
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Right, 'cause...
who's gonna stop us?
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Certainly not... Superman!
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00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,844
Eh, I gave it a shot.
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I'm gonna stop you.
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Son of a...
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- Get him!
- Come on, guys. Let's go.
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00:14:41,204 --> 00:14:44,684
Okay, everybody. The
games are about to begin.
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This year, there's no teams.
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It's just Terry versus Keeley...
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...for a prize of 5,000 bucks.
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And by 5,000 bucks,
I mean 5,000 Dick dollars.
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Hey, let's get this thing started!
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00:15:01,352 --> 00:15:02,553
Looks like Terry's
definitely in the lead.
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Her doughnut's almost
gone. Ooh, Keeley's close.
295
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Ohh, guys, closer. Closer.
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Eyes on me! Ohh!
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Yes. Oh!
Terry is the winner!
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Terry is the winner of the
doughnut-eating contest!
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I'm sorry. You couldn't eat
the doughnut fast enough.
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Well done, Terry.
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00:15:18,236 --> 00:15:21,455
Well, it looks like
the mummy-wrap contest
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might be won by Keeley.
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Is that a face? Yes!
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She wins the mummy-wrap contest!
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- Keeley wins!
- Damn it,Stan!
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00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:33,033
Why'd you have to wear
that stupid headdress?
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00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:40,140
Here I come, Danny!
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00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:52,936
You couldn't leave well
enough alone, could you?
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Now!
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Pull!
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Hey!
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- Get him!
- Come on, guys.
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- Pull!
- I'm losing grip!
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No!
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Get him, guys!
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00:16:20,765 --> 00:16:22,482
Come on, guys! Pull!
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00:16:25,803 --> 00:16:27,854
Pull!
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- Yes!
- Whoo!
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00:16:33,311 --> 00:16:34,678
All right, guys, come on!
We did it!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- We did it! Come on!
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00:16:38,449 --> 00:16:40,117
I'll tell you what. You're
kind of right, there.
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00:16:40,151 --> 00:16:42,035
That is quite an ass.
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00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:45,889
So is your Caroline.
How'd you get her to pose like that?
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00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:48,642
Oh, yeah.
She did that, you know?
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00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:50,227
Sent it to me while
I was in the service.
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00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:51,762
Who took it?
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00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:58,852
Um, never thought of that.
Here. Give it to me.
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00:16:58,886 --> 00:17:00,237
- I didn't mean, uh ...
- No, no, no, no.
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00:17:00,271 --> 00:17:01,872
Just take it easy. Relax.
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00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:04,908
Listen, all these years, you
know, I've been wondering.
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00:17:04,943 --> 00:17:08,495
I never asked you how, uh ...
how Clara passed.
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Car accident.
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00:17:10,848 --> 00:17:15,802
She was coming home from work.
It had been raining.
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00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:20,090
- How about your Caroline?
- Oh, cancer.
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00:17:20,124 --> 00:17:23,142
- I'm sorry.
- Me, too.
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00:17:25,246 --> 00:17:29,516
Cannon, so you know,
I did add those words to one-up you
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00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,619
because before tonight,
I didn't like you.
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00:17:32,654 --> 00:17:34,721
Do me a favor and just relax, James.
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00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:37,391
Just don't get swishy on me, all right?
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00:17:37,425 --> 00:17:41,961
- Here. Want a beer?
- Sure.
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00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:45,949
- Ribs?
- Uh, dry-rubbed or sauced?
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00:17:45,984 --> 00:17:49,052
- Sauced.
- Well, then, I'm in.
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00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:51,938
- And here's to girls with great asses.
- Yeah.
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00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:54,775
Now, here's the deal.
You don't bully us anymore.
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00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:56,093
You don't tease us anymore.
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00:17:56,127 --> 00:17:59,730
That goes for you, your friends,
and the whole Pirates team.
347
00:17:59,781 --> 00:18:02,666
If not, we have about
a thousand eggs up here,
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00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:05,519
and we all need pitching practice.
349
00:18:05,553 --> 00:18:07,220
So, you gonna take the deal?
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00:18:07,238 --> 00:18:09,840
I have an idea.
How about you let us out,
351
00:18:09,874 --> 00:18:12,142
and I won't scramble your face?!
352
00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:13,393
The bank called.
353
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:16,096
No deal!
Fire!
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00:18:24,038 --> 00:18:27,124
Hey, David. I'm tired of
the way you treat people.
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00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:29,743
I'm cutting you loose.
356
00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:35,582
All right, let's do this, folks.
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The final event is spike the apple.
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00:18:38,403 --> 00:18:41,021
Okay, so, the person
closest to the bull's-eye
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with the apple wins.
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00:18:43,257 --> 00:18:45,058
So, let's introduce our first thrower.
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00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:47,227
She's tall, and she's hot ...
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00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:50,013
It's Keeley!
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00:18:53,518 --> 00:18:54,935
Ohh!
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00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:57,287
That is not bad. Blue is not bad.
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00:18:57,321 --> 00:18:58,738
Coming up next, she's a little shorter,
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00:18:58,756 --> 00:19:00,857
but she's still hot ... it's Terry.
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00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:11,384
- Mom.
- Danny?
368
00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:13,487
W-what are you doing
here? Are you okay?
369
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:15,489
You will not believe
the night I just had.
370
00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:17,290
Hey.
Are you gonna throw or what?
371
00:19:17,308 --> 00:19:18,809
Shut up.
I'm talking to my son.
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00:19:18,843 --> 00:19:21,945
Okay, so, these older kids,
they tried to steal our candy,
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00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:24,247
but the Cannon helped me,
and we totally egged them.
374
00:19:24,282 --> 00:19:25,966
And then Vanessa dumped David,
375
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,768
and she kissed me on the cheek!
376
00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:30,129
Also, I found this house that
has a bunch of abba-zabas, and I
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00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:32,456
wanted to know if you still wanted
to go trick-or-treating with me.
378
00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:35,241
We have to go now, or
else they're gonna run out.
379
00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:37,794
Oh, buddy.
380
00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:46,670
- Of course I'll go with you.
- Wait. So, you forfeit?
381
00:19:46,704 --> 00:19:50,991
I win.
I win again.
382
00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:53,994
I'm sorry.
Did you see what just happened here?
383
00:19:54,881 --> 00:19:59,166
Say what you want about my life choices.
You don't have this.
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00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,036
I win.
385
00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:04,754
Whatever you got to tell yourself.
386
00:20:07,258 --> 00:20:10,927
Ohh!
Unbelievable!
387
00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:12,562
Just so we're clear.
388
00:20:18,492 --> 00:20:19,759
[Saint-Saens' "Danse macabre" plays]
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00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:23,046
You hear that?
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00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,131
Teenagers.
391
00:20:25,165 --> 00:20:29,636
- Yeah.
- Ohh. It's butt-kicking time.
392
00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:31,671
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
393
00:20:31,705 --> 00:20:33,139
Give me some of that barbecue sauce.
394
00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:35,775
You guys suck!
You had them!
395
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,579
- I need to take this off.
- This stinks.
396
00:20:43,817 --> 00:20:46,486
Zombies!
Aah! Run!
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00:20:50,407 --> 00:20:52,041
Hey.
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00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:54,878
Let's not wait a year before
we hang out again, huh?
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00:20:54,912 --> 00:20:56,913
- You got a deal.
- All right.
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00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,236
Let's have a beer.
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