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Lee! Hey.
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How you doing?
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I'm all right.
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Brought you your favorite.
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Cup of coffee
with a dash of Codeine?
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- All right.
- Yep,
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one �nap-puccino�
foaming at the mouth.
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(laughs) So how's the
angeling going, huh?
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Ah, my human is
the easiest gig in town.
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She eats right,
puts family before work,
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and that body is fun
to watch over.
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So what's on your agenda
for today, huh?
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Nothing much,
just watching over Tricia,
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making sure that old tree branch
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that she insists
on doing yoga under
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doesn't fall
on her beautiful tight body.
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Getting a little
pervy there, Lee.
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(laughing): And that's
coming from me.
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How about you?
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Oh, I got big things happening.
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I've almost got Allison
to the point
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where she feels comfortable
being single.
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- Really?!
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, that's huge.
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Your girl is such
a serial monogamist.
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I know, right?
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And she has one
final test today.
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She has to RSVP that
she's going alone
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to a friend's engagement party.
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But after that, man,
we're in the clear.
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Well, that's great.
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And then you can focus
on all her other issues.
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Oh, you got that right.
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Next up, a little lesson
I like to call
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�being okay looking stupid.�
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Well, well, that's right
in your wheelhouse, huh?
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- How are you gonna do it?
- Taking her roller-skating.
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Hmm, sounds like you just want
to go roller-skating.
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I do love roller-skating.
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Look, I hate getting
all up in your halo,
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but you're breaking protocol
left and right.
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You're the one who taught me
the angel rules
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right here at this picnic table.
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- I know what I'm doing.
- Do ya?
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First you tell her that
you're a guardian angel.
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Then you move
into her guesthouse.
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Which is unbelievable.
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I keep meaning to have you over.
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I could really use a shower.
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You know, the government
can't hear you in the shower.
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They're not listening
to you, Lee.
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Let's just keep
it on angel talk,
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'cause you sound crazy.
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I'm just saying, if you
keep getting involved
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in your human's life,
it's gonna blow up in your face.
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Don't angel an angel, rookie.
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Okay, I just thought
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we were supposed
to stay in the background,
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Mm. guiding, observing...
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Oh, my God,
they're doing partner work.
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Keep it professional, man.
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I am.
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I'm just appreci... ating.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I hate to be presumptuous,
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but I thought
you guys might be hungry.
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Always.
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Thank you for presuming.
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Sure. (laughs)
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This is a good park for bagels.
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Yeah.
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I got a snow cone yesterday.
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No kidding.
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Yeah. Cherry.
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All right, Kelly.
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So the engagement party is
going to have a Mardi Gras vibe
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because that's
where you met Hank.
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Yeah, that was
such a good night.
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I wish I could remember it.
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Okay, I got a food
truck serving gumbo,
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I've got a king cake,
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I have three different
flavors of yard margs,
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and I'm thinking drink tickets...
That would be cute, right?
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Oh, good, those will
help slow my mom down.
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I want her to behave.
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I'll behave.
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I'll �behaving� a lot of drinks.
Watch out for this one.
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Linda, no problem getting
the speaker wires
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through the ceiling...
Brad and I are making sure
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you get music for your party.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Ah, the Fuller men
are back on the job.
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(laughs) By the way,
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I have a �check engine� light
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that would love your attention.
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Oh, I'd be happy to pop the hood
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and then secretly
call my mechanic.
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- Hey, there's Kelly.
- Kelly: This must be Amy.
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Bride-to-be having her big
party in my front yard.
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It's actually my backyard.
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So how's the guest list coming?
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Are we all firm?
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Uh, yeah.
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Actually, everyone has RSVP'd,
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except for Allison.
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Ah.
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I did not know that.
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Does the host have to RSVP?
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I mean, I know that you are
going to be there,
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- but are you bringing a date?
- Yes, are you bringing a date?
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Well, I've been
thinking about that.
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- And?
- And?
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Is she a translator for you
that just speaks louder?
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- Kelly, I'm building drama.
- I'm gonna go alone.
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(whoops) Good news.
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She seems very invested
in you going solo.
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Well, it's what good friends do.
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They (whoops).
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You should try it sometime.
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- Wahoo.
- No, it's just �whoo�.
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- Whoo-whoo.
- No.
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- I feel like it needs a little bit more...
- It needs nothing.
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Guys, look, I realize I just
got out of a relationship,
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and I feel like I just need
a little time on my own.
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(cork pops)
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Allison's single
and not ready to mingle.
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Except with her best
friend, Amy.
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I'm sorry, were you
saving this for something?
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The engagement party.
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Oh, goodness gracious.
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Well, I don't see the cork,
so I will plug it up
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with a...
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Carrot cool?
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S01E05
Soulmates
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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
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- Oh, this is fun, right?
- Totally.
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I feel like we escaped
a '90s gum commercial.
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Here's our table.
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I love that you just don't care
how stupid you look.
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The only person here
looking stupid
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is the one not wearing pads.
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Ah, yes.
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You know what's great about
his time on your own
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is you're really gonna
free yourself up
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to work on your issues.
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You're gonna learn so
many great lessons.
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Not everything has
to be a lesson.
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And that's one of the lessons.
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You're not as dumb
as you look in that helmet.
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Uh, maybe keep it on.
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No, you know what, I don't care.
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I'm not trying
to impress anybody.
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I am loving single fun Allison.
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But maybe you have a scrunchie?
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Ooh, what's going on there?
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All: Pillow fight!
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- Let's go.
- Well, that sounds spontaneous,
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and spontaneity is a lesson
I've been working on for months.
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Let's go knock
hose ironic mustaches
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off those millennial faces.
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You got wire cutter?
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Mm-hmm, coming in hot.
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- Flashlight.
- Flipping.
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Hey, one more now.
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Look out.
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Fuller men, back at it.
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What was the last
project we did?
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We did the re-mod on the p-deck
outside Aunty J's c-do.
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Yeah, that's too
many abbreviations.
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Yeah, sorry, it was
he remodel on the pool deck
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- at Aunt Jenny's condominium.
- Yeah.
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Finally something in that
woman's life that was stable.
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What?
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You're bad.
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Whoa, what do we have here?
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Is this Brad's first toolbox?
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Uh, Dad, don't touch that.
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Okay, now I'm sensing
there's a reason
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you don't want me to open this.
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Uh, no, I d... I...
No, I just want you
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to help me with this ladder
so it doesn't hit your car.
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What, do you got nunchucks?
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Maybe some cherry bombs?
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Oh, nudie magazines.
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Dad, do not open that.
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Relax, it's not
he first time I've seen
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a fella's private stash
of paper flowers.
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Uh. I got it.
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You pull back one
of the petals to reveal
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that these are actually made
out of Playboy magazines.
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No, no, it's just
a paper flower.
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I made them sophomore year
in art class.
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Relax.
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Just wasn't what
I was expecting.
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I have tons of porn, Dad...
It's hidden up in the attic.
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- That's okay, I really don't...
- I can take you up there right now.
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I will, and it's
not just Playboy,
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it's like the real... here.
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Take this, I'm getting the porn.
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And the man in the back
said everyone attack
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And it turned into
a ballroom blitz...
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Oh.
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Hey, you take the guy
in the wool scarf.
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I'll take the guy
in the wool hat.
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It's 80 degrees, people!
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Ballroom blitz...
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Ballroom blitz.
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(slow-motion): No!
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(screams)
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Ow! Why does that hurt so much?
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Because it's Memory Foam,
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so you don't... ever... forget!
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Oh. Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.
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That's all right,
hat's all right.
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All part of a pillow fight!
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Yeah, I need my glasses.
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Yeah, uh... there they are.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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(siren whoops)
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Five-O.
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That's not how I talk.
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The police are here.
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Well, let's bounce.
Also not how I talk.
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Let's just walk quickly
in this direction.
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Allison!
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Oh, my God, I lost my human.
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Or my friend,
as people would say.
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Uh-oh, I got priors.
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Uh, good afternoon, officers.
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Uh, Detective Amy Cass,
this is my crime scene now.
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I'm gonna need 30 feet,
a cup of coffee, black, now!
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Dad, hit me with the level.
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Okay, you seem distracted.
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You're still thinking about
the flowers, aren't you?
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Your unexplained secret garden?
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No. Little bit. Constantly.
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What was up with that?
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You remember Mr. Gene,
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my high school
art teacher, right?
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I'm just gonna say sure.
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I was an angry kid.
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And Mr. Gene taught me
how to express my feelings
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through the paper arts.
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You wrestled in high school.
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Those two aren't
mutually exclusive, Dad.
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I have a rich emotional IQ.
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According to one BuzzFeed quiz,
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I can feel at the level of
an 18th-century Italian painter.
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I so want to mock you, but
I also want you to feel
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like you can come to me with this stuff.
(door opens)
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- Where's Allison?
- I thought she was with you.
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We were at the park,
and then she ran away from me.
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Seems like dangerously
logical behavior.
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Marv, there is a time
for our hysterical banter.
257
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It is not now.
258
00:08:30,003 --> 00:08:32,871
Oh, you guys, this is bad.
259
00:08:32,873 --> 00:08:34,773
I checked all the usual places.
260
00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:37,242
The coffee shop, the office,
the container store,
261
00:08:37,244 --> 00:08:39,678
her spin class,
her backup spin class.
262
00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:41,012
Look at you, Mrs. Columbo.
263
00:08:41,014 --> 00:08:42,213
(door opens)
264
00:08:43,449 --> 00:08:45,183
Hello, surprising number
of people in my house.
265
00:08:45,185 --> 00:08:46,217
Amy: Hey.
266
00:08:46,219 --> 00:08:48,453
(groans)
267
00:08:48,455 --> 00:08:49,754
Marv, move!
268
00:08:49,756 --> 00:08:52,057
God, you're not getting it!
269
00:08:52,059 --> 00:08:54,459
Well, I'm glad you're back,
but next time,
270
00:08:54,461 --> 00:08:56,861
give me an advanced warning
if you're gonna be spontaneous.
271
00:08:56,863 --> 00:08:58,329
What happened in the park?
272
00:08:58,331 --> 00:09:00,765
Well, I was looking for you
when the cops came,
273
00:09:00,767 --> 00:09:02,167
but I couldn't find you,
274
00:09:02,169 --> 00:09:04,002
so this guy I was talking to
gave me a ride home.
275
00:09:04,004 --> 00:09:05,970
A guy? We're not
slipping, are we?
276
00:09:05,972 --> 00:09:08,506
Because you just dedicated
yourself to be on your own,
277
00:09:08,508 --> 00:09:10,074
to work on your issues.
278
00:09:10,076 --> 00:09:11,042
Never said that.
279
00:09:11,044 --> 00:09:12,076
And relax.
280
00:09:12,078 --> 00:09:13,278
I'm not falling in love.
281
00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,379
Darren and I are
just having coffee.
282
00:09:14,381 --> 00:09:15,580
Wait, Darren?
283
00:09:15,582 --> 00:09:16,614
What's Darren's last name?
284
00:09:16,616 --> 00:09:18,216
Jensen, I think.
285
00:09:18,218 --> 00:09:20,218
Darren Jensen, oh, my God.
286
00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,420
This is a disaster.
287
00:09:22,422 --> 00:09:24,655
- Why?
- I screwed up huge.
288
00:09:24,657 --> 00:09:26,591
I mean, it's bad enough
that I lost track of you.
289
00:09:26,593 --> 00:09:28,893
Just say the crazy thought
so I can go to bed.
290
00:09:28,895 --> 00:09:31,729
Darren Jensen is your soulmate.
291
00:09:31,731 --> 00:09:32,897
There's the Nutter Butter.
292
00:09:32,899 --> 00:09:34,232
And you weren't
supposed to meet him
293
00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:35,233
for another year.
294
00:09:35,235 --> 00:09:36,868
Oh, double-stuffed.
295
00:09:39,944 --> 00:09:41,845
Oh, I can't believe I let
you meet your soulmate.
296
00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:43,909
Ah, damn it, Amy!
297
00:09:44,049 --> 00:09:45,315
This is Angeling 101.
298
00:09:45,317 --> 00:09:47,283
Okay, calm down. Look, even
if Darren were my soulma...
299
00:09:47,285 --> 00:09:48,818
There is no �if�"
300
00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,353
Would you like to
see the paperwork?
301
00:09:50,355 --> 00:09:52,488
- Yes.
- Well, sadly it was destroyed
302
00:09:52,490 --> 00:09:55,191
in a cigarillo fire
in the guesthouse.
303
00:09:55,193 --> 00:09:56,692
Love to get a smoke
detector back there.
304
00:09:56,694 --> 00:09:57,660
It was a close call.
305
00:09:57,662 --> 00:09:59,195
Amy, as a friend,
306
00:09:59,197 --> 00:10:00,730
wouldn't you be happy for me
if I met the perfect guy?
307
00:10:00,732 --> 00:10:02,648
No, you have a mountain
of issues to work on
308
00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:04,800
before you can get in
another relationship.
309
00:10:04,802 --> 00:10:06,902
You're not even ready
to date a regular guy,
310
00:10:06,904 --> 00:10:08,637
much less your soulmate.
311
00:10:08,639 --> 00:10:10,739
�Mountain of issues�?
What are you talking about?
312
00:10:10,741 --> 00:10:12,741
Well, for one, you
overreact to criticism.
313
00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:14,677
Also you don't
know how to relax.
314
00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:17,179
- You have sneezing bitch face.
- What?
315
00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:18,580
And most importantly
316
00:10:18,582 --> 00:10:20,115
for the health of your
future relationships,
317
00:10:20,117 --> 00:10:22,584
you have unresolved
trust issues.
318
00:10:22,586 --> 00:10:25,587
Oh, I get it, you're worried
if I start dating somebody,
319
00:10:25,589 --> 00:10:27,256
you're gonna lose
your skating buddy.
320
00:10:27,258 --> 00:10:29,691
Oh, please, I have plenty
of skating buddies.
321
00:10:29,693 --> 00:10:32,094
I have CJ, Rocket and the rest
of the Beverly Hills Blitz Crew.
322
00:10:32,096 --> 00:10:33,095
Okay.
323
00:10:33,097 --> 00:10:34,696
It is just coffee, all right?
324
00:10:34,698 --> 00:10:37,316
I promise you we will still
be able to hang out.
325
00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:40,102
You know what?
326
00:10:40,104 --> 00:10:41,870
I hear you.
327
00:10:41,872 --> 00:10:44,139
That doesn't seem like you.
328
00:10:44,141 --> 00:10:46,708
You go out on your date
329
00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:49,111
and I will give you your space.
330
00:10:49,113 --> 00:10:50,379
Okay.
331
00:10:50,381 --> 00:10:51,880
All right, I'll see you soon.
332
00:10:51,882 --> 00:10:53,415
- Have fun, okay?
- Okay.
333
00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:55,617
- All right, kid.
- Okay.
334
00:10:58,688 --> 00:11:00,755
Okay, I thought
I was the only person
335
00:11:00,757 --> 00:11:03,125
over the age of eight who liked
bubblegum ice cream.
336
00:11:03,127 --> 00:11:04,726
Nope. Name's Darren, I'm 32
and I love it.
337
00:11:04,728 --> 00:11:06,061
(laughs) Okay, my turn.
338
00:11:06,063 --> 00:11:07,629
Uh, what's your favorite movie?
339
00:11:07,631 --> 00:11:09,631
- Swingers.
- Oh, my God! I love that movie.
340
00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:11,132
Okay, no.
Now you're gonna tell me
341
00:11:11,134 --> 00:11:13,034
it inspired you to take
swing dancing classes, too?
342
00:11:13,036 --> 00:11:14,502
It totally did.
343
00:11:14,504 --> 00:11:15,837
And I may have worn a zoot suit
344
00:11:15,839 --> 00:11:17,272
to my secondary school jubilee.
345
00:11:17,274 --> 00:11:18,907
- That's the Aussie prom.
- Amy: What?
346
00:11:18,909 --> 00:11:21,242
(laughs) No way. Oh, come on.
347
00:11:21,244 --> 00:11:23,118
This is so random.
What a small world.
348
00:11:23,170 --> 00:11:23,945
Oh, my God.
349
00:11:23,947 --> 00:11:25,847
- (flatly): Amy, what a surprise.
- Amy: I know!
350
00:11:25,849 --> 00:11:28,216
I was just having
a one-on-none picnic
351
00:11:28,218 --> 00:11:29,417
behind this tree...
352
00:11:29,419 --> 00:11:31,119
and you guys just walked up!
353
00:11:31,121 --> 00:11:32,754
Darren Jensen.
354
00:11:32,756 --> 00:11:34,088
First you're
at the pillow fight,
355
00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:35,557
now you're at the park...
356
00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:37,325
Does this guy have a job?
357
00:11:37,327 --> 00:11:39,260
(chuckling): Ah, I'm just
bustin' your acorns.
358
00:11:39,262 --> 00:11:40,495
How do you know my name?
359
00:11:40,497 --> 00:11:41,729
This is Amy.
360
00:11:41,731 --> 00:11:43,565
She lives in my back house.
361
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:46,067
Listen, I made way too
much p?t? for one person.
362
00:11:46,069 --> 00:11:47,535
And what goes better
with hot coffee
363
00:11:47,537 --> 00:11:49,437
than half a pound of p?t??
364
00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:51,572
- I think we're good on the goose liver.
- Yeah, not my favorite.
365
00:11:51,574 --> 00:11:52,407
Come on. Open up.
366
00:11:52,409 --> 00:11:53,408
- Uh...
- Really?
367
00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:54,308
- Nah, nah.
- Aw, come on.
368
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:55,343
Amy!
369
00:11:55,345 --> 00:11:56,744
What are you doing here,
370
00:11:56,746 --> 00:11:59,147
so close to, uh, mmm!
371
00:11:59,149 --> 00:12:01,449
Allison, Darren, this is Lee.
372
00:12:01,451 --> 00:12:03,017
He works in the, uh,
business industry.
373
00:12:03,019 --> 00:12:04,352
That seems legit.
374
00:12:04,354 --> 00:12:05,620
Wait, are you two on a date?
375
00:12:05,622 --> 00:12:07,021
Sort of.
376
00:12:07,023 --> 00:12:08,189
Yeah, uh, coffee.
377
00:12:08,191 --> 00:12:10,424
Oh. (laughs) Amy, sidecar?
378
00:12:10,426 --> 00:12:11,659
Sidecar. Oh.
379
00:12:11,661 --> 00:12:13,160
It's a business industry term.
380
00:12:20,168 --> 00:12:21,936
- What's in that p?t??
- Nothing!
381
00:12:21,938 --> 00:12:23,337
Nothing but goose
liver and codeine.
382
00:12:23,339 --> 00:12:25,339
Codeine? What, you trying
to knock them out?
383
00:12:25,341 --> 00:12:27,675
Hm. Yeah. That's codeine.
384
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,077
Just double-confirming.
385
00:12:30,079 --> 00:12:31,979
He's her soulmate, Lee.
386
00:12:31,981 --> 00:12:33,514
What? Allison's not
ready for that.
387
00:12:33,516 --> 00:12:35,149
She's still emotionally
incapacitated
388
00:12:35,151 --> 00:12:36,383
from her last relationship.
389
00:12:36,385 --> 00:12:37,618
I know, Lee.
That's why I have to
390
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:38,853
break them up before they kiss.
391
00:12:38,855 --> 00:12:40,254
Because once they do that,
392
00:12:40,256 --> 00:12:41,789
they're on the
relationship train,
393
00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:43,123
and instead of this thing
lasting a lifetime,
394
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,658
it blows up in six months.
395
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,659
And that's all in the paperwork?
396
00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:46,894
Because I'd like to see that.
397
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,796
Well, sadly,
there was a fire, Lee.
398
00:12:48,798 --> 00:12:50,230
Now get out of my way!
399
00:12:52,434 --> 00:12:54,835
They're gone! Ooh, they
probably went off to smooch!
400
00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:57,404
I gotta stop that smooch!
401
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,811
So...
402
00:13:03,813 --> 00:13:05,679
how 'bout that game last night?
403
00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:07,214
Real nail-biter.
404
00:13:07,216 --> 00:13:08,682
We won by 44 points.
405
00:13:08,684 --> 00:13:10,717
But the beginning parts of it
406
00:13:10,719 --> 00:13:12,119
is what I'm talking about.
407
00:13:12,121 --> 00:13:13,987
That was kind of
ouch-and-go there for a...
408
00:13:13,989 --> 00:13:15,656
Hey, could we not do this?
409
00:13:15,658 --> 00:13:18,125
Obviously, you've opened up
a can of worms,
410
00:13:18,127 --> 00:13:19,660
'cause you don't think
I'm emotional.
411
00:13:19,662 --> 00:13:20,894
Okay.
412
00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:22,162
Cool.
413
00:13:22,164 --> 00:13:23,630
Do you... let's,
let's go deeper.
414
00:13:23,632 --> 00:13:24,865
Okay. Cool.
415
00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:26,099
Okay, cool.
416
00:13:26,101 --> 00:13:27,801
Uh...
417
00:13:27,803 --> 00:13:30,404
let's do... should I start this,
418
00:13:30,406 --> 00:13:31,838
- or do you want to...
- Saw a butterfly today.
419
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,073
That is nice.
420
00:13:33,075 --> 00:13:35,375
It was... pretty.
421
00:13:35,377 --> 00:13:36,510
They are pretty.
422
00:13:36,512 --> 00:13:37,844
And it was alone,
423
00:13:37,846 --> 00:13:39,946
which reminded me
how alone I feel.
424
00:13:39,948 --> 00:13:41,381
Dad, that's so... I'm so sorry.
425
00:13:41,383 --> 00:13:43,650
- That's got to be hard for you.
- Maybe...
426
00:13:43,652 --> 00:13:46,219
I'm helping out with
his stupid engagement party
427
00:13:46,221 --> 00:13:47,921
because I want to...
428
00:13:47,923 --> 00:13:50,290
spend time with... Linda.
429
00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:52,892
Who's pretty, like a butterfly.
430
00:13:52,894 --> 00:13:54,627
How would it make you feel
431
00:13:54,629 --> 00:13:56,129
if I were to ask her out?
432
00:13:56,131 --> 00:13:57,564
I think it's great
433
00:13:57,566 --> 00:13:59,432
that you're opening up to me
434
00:13:59,434 --> 00:14:02,102
about disgracing Mom's memory.
435
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:10,810
So, I'm standing there
436
00:14:10,812 --> 00:14:12,843
over the little white
pentagon on the ground...
437
00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:14,247
Home plate.
438
00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:15,231
And, uh, I got my swinging stick in
my hand...
439
00:14:15,336 --> 00:14:16,683
That looks very natural.
440
00:14:16,685 --> 00:14:17,854
And the dude on the little
hill over there...
441
00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:18,422
The pitcher?
442
00:14:18,486 --> 00:14:20,586
Lobs the oversized cricket ball.
443
00:14:20,588 --> 00:14:21,821
Never guess what happens next.
444
00:14:21,823 --> 00:14:23,523
The Aussie struck out?
445
00:14:23,525 --> 00:14:25,158
Bat flew right out of my hand,
almost hit a kid.
446
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,592
Everyone was very pissed off.
447
00:14:26,594 --> 00:14:27,927
That's okay.
448
00:14:27,929 --> 00:14:29,829
Just keep brutalizing
our sports terms.
449
00:14:29,831 --> 00:14:31,551
I love your accent.
450
00:14:32,514 --> 00:14:34,000
You know, I wasn't
supposed to be here
451
00:14:34,002 --> 00:14:35,434
for, like, another year,
452
00:14:35,436 --> 00:14:37,470
but I'm really glad
my company pushed it up,
453
00:14:37,472 --> 00:14:38,771
'cause here we are.
454
00:14:38,773 --> 00:14:39,972
And, uh...
455
00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:41,507
sort of feels like fate, or...
456
00:14:41,509 --> 00:14:43,342
Wow, that's...
that's a cheesy line.
457
00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:44,844
I'm sorry.
458
00:14:44,846 --> 00:14:47,013
Um, I'd like another
at-swing, please.
459
00:14:47,015 --> 00:14:48,781
The term is �at bat.�
460
00:14:48,783 --> 00:14:50,116
Oh.
461
00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:51,283
(laughs)
462
00:15:01,807 --> 00:15:02,928
Lee: I told you.
463
00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:04,330
You got involved and
it blew up in your face.
464
00:15:04,332 --> 00:15:05,531
Oh, you're right.
465
00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:07,366
I guess the rookie
466
00:15:07,368 --> 00:15:09,034
taught the veteran something.
467
00:15:09,036 --> 00:15:10,936
Lee? Lee?
468
00:15:10,938 --> 00:15:12,605
I'm good.
469
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,640
Just taking
an open-eyed grass nap.
470
00:15:14,642 --> 00:15:15,841
Mmm.
471
00:15:15,843 --> 00:15:18,143
That p?t? put me
in a good place.
472
00:15:18,145 --> 00:15:20,045
(chuckles)
473
00:15:20,047 --> 00:15:22,047
Ooh...
474
00:15:25,785 --> 00:15:27,619
(dance music blaring)
475
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,522
I'm gonna restock on my beads.
476
00:15:30,524 --> 00:15:32,324
Okay.
477
00:15:32,326 --> 00:15:33,659
What's up with four-eyes?
478
00:15:33,661 --> 00:15:35,027
He's actually really attractive.
479
00:15:35,029 --> 00:15:36,395
Classic big bro hazing.
480
00:15:36,397 --> 00:15:37,663
His name's Darren.
481
00:15:37,665 --> 00:15:38,864
He's actually pretty great.
482
00:15:38,866 --> 00:15:40,199
Yeah, he must be,
in order to get
483
00:15:40,201 --> 00:15:41,600
- the insta-invite to this party.
- I know!
484
00:15:41,602 --> 00:15:43,769
How much do you like that dork?
(chuckles)
485
00:15:43,771 --> 00:15:45,404
He's pretty cool with that
accent, though. Still hazing.
486
00:15:45,406 --> 00:15:47,472
I think I really like him.
487
00:15:47,474 --> 00:15:49,574
Yeah, you know who else
is smitten these days? Dad.
488
00:15:49,576 --> 00:15:51,476
- What?
- Did he finally ask out Linda?
489
00:15:51,478 --> 00:15:53,445
My mom? It's finally happening.
490
00:15:53,447 --> 00:15:55,347
- We're gonna be sisters.
- Okay. Slow your roll.
491
00:15:55,349 --> 00:15:57,082
- How do you even know about this?
- Oh, I don't know.
492
00:15:57,084 --> 00:15:59,151
Maybe the 14 speakers he hung
in his house to impress her?
493
00:15:59,153 --> 00:16:01,119
This is actually
perfect timing for my mom,
494
00:16:01,121 --> 00:16:03,422
since my dad just married
the old babysitter.
495
00:16:03,424 --> 00:16:05,190
What about how weird
it makes me feel?
496
00:16:05,192 --> 00:16:07,392
Nobody cares.
This is about Dad being happy.
497
00:16:07,394 --> 00:16:08,994
What are you doing
to that napkin?
498
00:16:08,996 --> 00:16:10,262
Uh, you know what?
I didn't even know
499
00:16:10,264 --> 00:16:11,263
I was doing this.
500
00:16:11,265 --> 00:16:12,864
I need to steal her.
501
00:16:12,866 --> 00:16:14,599
Listen, kid, I just want to say
502
00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:16,101
that I am sorry.
503
00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:18,470
A business industry
associate pointed out to me
504
00:16:18,472 --> 00:16:20,672
that, well, all of my interfering
505
00:16:20,674 --> 00:16:22,907
might not be good for you.
506
00:16:22,909 --> 00:16:24,943
From now on, I'm going to take
507
00:16:24,945 --> 00:16:26,745
a more traditional
angel approach
508
00:16:26,747 --> 00:16:28,146
and I'm gonna back off.
509
00:16:28,148 --> 00:16:29,914
Based on a small sample
510
00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:32,183
- of all my experience with you...
- Allison,
511
00:16:32,185 --> 00:16:33,952
I'm serious.
512
00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:35,453
And I'm only half in the bag,
513
00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:37,088
so you know it's real.
514
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,559
- I just want to thank you.
- Oh.
515
00:16:41,561 --> 00:16:44,462
Home audio's just not
as difficult as it looks.
516
00:16:44,464 --> 00:16:46,130
Not the speakers.
517
00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:47,465
For this.
518
00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:48,733
Oh.
519
00:16:48,735 --> 00:16:50,201
The mother of the bride
520
00:16:50,203 --> 00:16:53,037
always gets forgotten
at these things and...
521
00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:54,939
you're just so sweet.
522
00:16:54,941 --> 00:16:56,040
Brad made the flower.
523
00:16:56,042 --> 00:16:57,508
I know.
524
00:16:57,510 --> 00:17:00,244
But I am the one
asking you to dance.
525
00:17:00,246 --> 00:17:02,013
Let's do it.
526
00:17:02,015 --> 00:17:03,748
(�Make You Mine�
by Miami Horror playing)
527
00:17:05,418 --> 00:17:07,051
Hey, Darren. I don't know
if you remember me,
528
00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:08,553
but I was the one with the p?t?
by the port-a-potty.
529
00:17:08,555 --> 00:17:10,555
- No, I remember you.
- That's sweet.
530
00:17:10,557 --> 00:17:11,923
Nice suit, by the way.
531
00:17:11,925 --> 00:17:14,725
- You are so money, baby.
- What?
532
00:17:14,727 --> 00:17:16,427
You are so money,
you don't even know it.
533
00:17:16,429 --> 00:17:18,262
Uh... ooh. (laughs)
534
00:17:18,264 --> 00:17:19,797
It's a quote.
535
00:17:19,799 --> 00:17:22,199
From Swingers.
Your favorite movie.
536
00:17:22,201 --> 00:17:24,869
Yes. Yeah, right. Swingers.
537
00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:26,670
Yeah, I'm the big money.
538
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:28,539
Darren, if you'll excuse me,
539
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:31,450
I have to double-renege
on a recent promise.
540
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,114
Slow song.
541
00:17:37,116 --> 00:17:38,582
(slow song begins playing)
542
00:17:38,584 --> 00:17:39,917
Let's pick it up
a little bit, huh?
543
00:17:39,919 --> 00:17:41,352
A little bit of swing dance,
big band.
544
00:17:41,354 --> 00:17:43,187
(swing music begins playing)
545
00:17:44,489 --> 00:17:47,199
That walking redwood
ruins everything.
546
00:17:47,331 --> 00:17:48,057
Follow me.
547
00:17:48,123 --> 00:17:49,493
Oh, my God, did you put
his on for me?
548
00:17:49,495 --> 00:17:50,694
Yes.
549
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,896
Well, let's do this.
550
00:17:54,232 --> 00:17:56,967
Hey, everybody,
check out these two!
551
00:18:03,074 --> 00:18:04,341
(whoops)
552
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,381
- Are you ready?
- Uh-huh.
553
00:18:12,617 --> 00:18:13,617
(exclaims)
554
00:18:13,619 --> 00:18:16,186
- Oh! Ooh.
- Allison: Ow.
555
00:18:16,188 --> 00:18:19,356
Wait... does he not know
how to swing dance?
556
00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:21,358
- Hey, are you okay?
- Okay?
557
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,827
Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Yeah.
558
00:18:23,829 --> 00:18:26,263
- Yeah. What just happened?
- Yeah, bro.
559
00:18:26,265 --> 00:18:28,416
Can't you execute a classic
cradle-me-Harry?
560
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,975
Brad, could you please go
big brother somewhere else?
561
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,335
I'm sorry, I don't know
562
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:33,804
how to swing dance.
563
00:18:33,806 --> 00:18:36,239
And when you jumped at me,
that was scary.
564
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,275
Why would you lie about that?
565
00:18:38,277 --> 00:18:40,443
I just really wanted
to impress you.
566
00:18:40,445 --> 00:18:42,986
I kind of got swept up
in the moment.
567
00:18:43,315 --> 00:18:45,782
Sorry, I hope one little
fib's not a big deal.
568
00:18:45,784 --> 00:18:48,518
Look, my last relationship
was a disaster.
569
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,186
The guy lied and cheated.
570
00:18:50,188 --> 00:18:52,088
Allison, I am not that guy.
571
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:55,425
I know.
But I have a mountain of issues
572
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:57,594
and I don't think
I'm ready for this.
573
00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:58,828
Couldn't have said it
better myself,
574
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,875
because I did say it myself.
575
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:02,799
Hey, guys, ooh.
576
00:19:02,801 --> 00:19:04,834
Um, so my father-in-law
wants to give
577
00:19:04,836 --> 00:19:06,803
a toast, so if we could
just finish the breakup
578
00:19:06,805 --> 00:19:09,739
off the dance floor?
Thank you so much. Okay.
579
00:19:09,741 --> 00:19:11,207
Man: Speech, speech!
580
00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:13,209
Maybe this is just
a case of bad timing.
581
00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:14,611
Yeah, and you lying.
582
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,079
Sorry. Trust issues.
583
00:19:16,081 --> 00:19:17,480
I'm gonna work on those.
584
00:19:17,482 --> 00:19:19,382
Yeah, I'm gonna work
hrough my stuff, too.
585
00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:22,218
Hey, who knows? Maybe one day...
586
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,786
Our paths cross again?
587
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,989
I'd like that.
588
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,729
USA! USA! U...
589
00:19:32,731 --> 00:19:35,264
I'm actually a big fan of
Sydney. I want to visit someday.
590
00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:37,500
I heard the Opera House
is a marvel.
591
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,284
How's your butt?
592
00:19:40,468 --> 00:19:42,338
Oh. It's okay.
593
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,574
Well, you know, he's not
your only soulmate.
594
00:19:44,576 --> 00:19:46,742
Not that I believe you, but...
595
00:19:46,744 --> 00:19:49,211
- how many are we talking?
- 17.
596
00:19:49,213 --> 00:19:51,147
But a couple of them are
in the flood zone of the tsunami
597
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,049
that takes out the Pacific Northwest, so, uh,
598
00:19:53,051 --> 00:19:54,450
actually, it's 15.
599
00:19:54,452 --> 00:19:56,218
Let's put some ice
on that tukhus, huh?
600
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,453
We're going roller
skating tomorrow.
601
00:19:57,455 --> 00:19:59,055
Oh, what happened to hands off?
602
00:19:59,057 --> 00:20:01,023
Eh, I tried that for five
minutes, it's not me.
603
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,092
In fact, I'm gonna need
a key to the big house.
604
00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:05,127
- Not gonna happen.
- Can I have some more drink tickets?
605
00:20:05,129 --> 00:20:07,263
- Are you kidding me?
- They're for a friend.
606
00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:08,831
I'm sorry. (wry chuckle)
607
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,766
Bad time to lie to you.
608
00:20:10,768 --> 00:20:12,768
So, should you warn someone
about the tsunami?
609
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:14,336
Oh, no, no, no, no,
610
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,972
I never get involved with
the weather department.
611
00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:23,411
Hey, what's up, John? Seen Lee?
612
00:20:23,477 --> 00:20:25,123
Cops did a sweep of the park.
613
00:20:25,242 --> 00:20:27,695
He ended up in Cedars.
Psych ward.
614
00:20:27,814 --> 00:20:30,083
Our Lee? Picnic Table Lee?
615
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:31,709
He kept telling them
he had to be here
616
00:20:31,711 --> 00:20:33,544
because he was a guardian angel.
617
00:20:33,546 --> 00:20:35,646
Wow. Well, that's crazy.
618
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,920
Damn!
619
00:20:39,065 --> 00:20:41,295
Lost too many good
angels to Cedars.
620
00:20:42,253 --> 00:20:44,052
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