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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:01,940 ANDI: Previously, on Andi Mack... 2 00:00:02,153 --> 00:00:03,402 I don't like labels. 3 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:05,652 They're too... label-y. 4 00:00:05,653 --> 00:00:07,862 So to sum up, you don't want the bracelet 5 00:00:07,863 --> 00:00:09,652 that you asked me to make for you. 6 00:00:09,653 --> 00:00:10,627 Right. 7 00:00:10,661 --> 00:00:13,112 And we're not boyfriend and girlfriend. 8 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:15,232 Right! See? That's why you're the best. 9 00:00:15,233 --> 00:00:17,522 - You totally get it. - Glad we got that cleared up. 10 00:00:17,523 --> 00:00:21,232 - Are you seeing someone? - What gave you that idea? 11 00:00:21,233 --> 00:00:24,652 - I just need a name! - This plant doctor, Miranda. 12 00:00:24,653 --> 00:00:27,612 It wasn't that Bowie didn't want me to meet Miranda. 13 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:29,282 He didn't want me to meet Miranda 14 00:00:29,283 --> 00:00:31,072 and her daughter. 15 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:33,692 Hey, Cyrus! What's that? 16 00:00:33,693 --> 00:00:35,612 Hebrew. I'm studying for my bar mitzvah. 17 00:00:35,613 --> 00:00:37,022 You should've gotten a save-the-date. 18 00:00:37,023 --> 00:00:38,192 I did. I'm saving it. 19 00:00:38,193 --> 00:00:39,732 Bar mitzvah, red alert! 20 00:00:39,733 --> 00:00:41,822 - What's wrong? - I have so many relatives coming in, 21 00:00:41,823 --> 00:00:44,471 I have to recast the whole production. 22 00:00:44,496 --> 00:00:46,586 We're here for you, whatever you need. 23 00:00:48,523 --> 00:00:51,782 Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather. 24 00:00:51,783 --> 00:00:55,692 Eleven benevolent elephants. Eleven benevolent elephants. 25 00:00:55,693 --> 00:00:58,572 Toy boat! Toy boat! 26 00:00:58,573 --> 00:01:00,232 What is he doing? 27 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:02,902 I'm doing vocal warm-ups. I'm about to read from the Torah. 28 00:01:02,903 --> 00:01:04,072 I don't want to mess it up! 29 00:01:04,073 --> 00:01:08,192 (FORCEFULLY): Ch! Ch! Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch! 30 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,234 ? ? 31 00:01:23,153 --> 00:01:24,943 ? ? 32 00:01:30,483 --> 00:01:32,523 - Jonah, hey. - Hi. 33 00:01:38,153 --> 00:01:39,232 (SIGHS) 34 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:41,072 He can't even sit next to me. 35 00:01:41,073 --> 00:01:42,943 Oh, that didn't mean anything. 36 00:01:50,006 --> 00:01:51,416 You okay? 37 00:01:57,023 --> 00:01:58,257 ? ? 38 00:02:25,523 --> 00:02:26,684 (SINGING IN HEBREW) 39 00:02:50,489 --> 00:02:52,109 (SINGING ENDS) 40 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,152 Who am I today? 41 00:03:01,153 --> 00:03:03,942 Who will I turn out to be? 42 00:03:03,943 --> 00:03:05,822 I don't know yet. 43 00:03:05,823 --> 00:03:09,362 All I really know is that I have people in my life 44 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:12,402 who love me as I am, whatever that is. 45 00:03:12,403 --> 00:03:14,822 It keeps changing. 46 00:03:14,823 --> 00:03:17,113 But today, I am a man. 47 00:03:18,193 --> 00:03:21,152 Tomorrow, I'll be a seventh-grader. 48 00:03:21,153 --> 00:03:22,438 (LAUGHTER) 49 00:03:28,073 --> 00:03:31,572 So, what am I supposed to say to Cyrus? "Matzah Tov"? 50 00:03:31,573 --> 00:03:33,022 Mazel Tov. 51 00:03:33,023 --> 00:03:36,903 - What did I say? - Just say congratulations. 52 00:03:38,443 --> 00:03:40,668 Are you gonna be like this at Cyrus's party? 53 00:03:41,524 --> 00:03:42,982 Probably. 54 00:03:42,983 --> 00:03:46,482 Even though there's going to be a chocolate fountain? 55 00:03:46,483 --> 00:03:50,403 Yeah, because there's also going to be a Jonah Beck. 56 00:03:54,573 --> 00:03:56,983 Okay. Here's what you do. 57 00:03:58,233 --> 00:04:00,862 You want to act as if he isn't there. 58 00:04:00,863 --> 00:04:02,862 But he is there. 59 00:04:02,863 --> 00:04:06,498 You're missing the important part of that sentence: "act as if." 60 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:10,362 Think of it like I'm giving you an acting challenge. 61 00:04:10,559 --> 00:04:12,547 Pretend you're Anne Hathaway. 62 00:04:12,572 --> 00:04:15,643 - Not Anne Hathaway. - Why not Anne Hathaway? 63 00:04:15,683 --> 00:04:16,982 She's too talented. 64 00:04:16,983 --> 00:04:18,902 This is my first acting challenge. 65 00:04:18,903 --> 00:04:22,072 This party we're going to, it isn't real. 66 00:04:22,073 --> 00:04:23,862 It's actually a play. 67 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:25,902 And you're the star. 68 00:04:25,903 --> 00:04:29,192 Andi Mack is, "Girl Who is Totally Over Him." 69 00:04:29,193 --> 00:04:31,192 (IMITATES AUDIENCE CHEERING) 70 00:04:31,193 --> 00:04:33,482 Yeah, I see myself more in the supporting role 71 00:04:33,483 --> 00:04:36,692 of "Girl Sobbing in the Bathroom Stall". 72 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:40,072 Hey, listen. "Act as if" really works. 73 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:41,982 I know from personal experience. 74 00:04:41,983 --> 00:04:44,612 When have you ever had to "act as if"? 75 00:04:44,613 --> 00:04:46,891 Lots of times. In fact, I plan to do it 76 00:04:46,903 --> 00:04:49,192 today, when I see Bowie at the party. 77 00:04:49,193 --> 00:04:53,612 I plan to "act as if" I don't know he's dating the doctor of plantology. 78 00:04:53,613 --> 00:04:55,842 Don't know or don't care? 79 00:04:55,942 --> 00:04:57,586 I don't care. 80 00:04:58,023 --> 00:05:00,823 Aha. You're already acting "as if." 81 00:05:02,023 --> 00:05:03,356 You do care. 82 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,676 Hey, who wants challah? 83 00:05:06,863 --> 00:05:08,982 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 84 00:05:08,983 --> 00:05:12,022 ? I'm standing on the edge ? 85 00:05:12,023 --> 00:05:15,112 ? And everything I kno-o-ow ? 86 00:05:15,113 --> 00:05:16,943 ? Has blown away ? 87 00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:21,612 ? Life is upside down ? 88 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:24,402 ? But any way it go-o-oes ? 89 00:05:24,403 --> 00:05:26,523 ? I'll work it out ? 90 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:31,362 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 91 00:05:31,363 --> 00:05:33,113 ? Here we go ? 92 00:05:34,483 --> 00:05:36,022 ? One, two, three! ? 93 00:05:36,023 --> 00:05:38,112 ? I'm ready for tomorrow ? 94 00:05:38,113 --> 00:05:40,322 ? Tomorrow starts today ? 95 00:05:40,323 --> 00:05:42,612 ? There ain't no map to follow ? 96 00:05:42,613 --> 00:05:45,232 ? But I'm with you all the way ? 97 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:47,482 ? I'm ready for tomorrow ? 98 00:05:47,483 --> 00:05:49,982 - ? Tomorrow starts today ? - ? Hey ? 99 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,022 ? There ain't no map to follow ? 100 00:05:52,023 --> 00:05:54,445 ? But I'm with you all the way ? 101 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:55,679 ? Hey! ? 102 00:05:55,921 --> 00:05:57,195 ? All the way ? 103 00:05:57,219 --> 00:05:59,141 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 104 00:05:59,142 --> 00:06:01,425 - (CHEERING) - (FIREWORKS WHISTLING, POPPING) 105 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:05,157 ("HAVA NAGILA" PLAYING) 106 00:06:19,511 --> 00:06:20,601 Bex! 107 00:06:22,551 --> 00:06:23,680 Wow! 108 00:06:23,947 --> 00:06:25,280 What? 109 00:06:25,305 --> 00:06:26,511 If we would've gone to prom, 110 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:28,610 it probably would've looked like this. 111 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:31,607 (LAUGHS) Yeah! 112 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,711 It... probably... 113 00:06:35,641 --> 00:06:37,161 ("HAVA NAGILA" CONTINUING) 114 00:06:41,721 --> 00:06:45,138 Guess what? You're no Anne Hathaway, either. 115 00:06:46,891 --> 00:06:48,681 - Aah! Okay. - We need you. 116 00:06:51,181 --> 00:06:52,472 ? ? 117 00:06:58,681 --> 00:07:00,930 - (GRUNTING) - Whoa! 118 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:02,229 ? ? 119 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,389 This is my father, Norman! 120 00:07:06,524 --> 00:07:08,816 And this is my stepfather, Todd. 121 00:07:09,811 --> 00:07:12,004 Your mom definitely has a type. 122 00:07:12,601 --> 00:07:16,390 - You're both therapists, right? - He's a therapist, I'm a doctor. 123 00:07:16,391 --> 00:07:19,550 - I'm a life coach. - I'm still a doctor. 124 00:07:19,551 --> 00:07:21,390 (LAUGHING) 125 00:07:21,391 --> 00:07:24,100 Higher! And to the left! 126 00:07:24,101 --> 00:07:25,909 ? ? 127 00:07:29,261 --> 00:07:30,851 When in Rome... 128 00:07:37,311 --> 00:07:38,431 Whoa. 129 00:07:40,101 --> 00:07:43,601 - How long do we do this? - Forever? (LAUGHS) 130 00:07:46,851 --> 00:07:48,681 (LAUGHING) 131 00:07:53,511 --> 00:07:55,051 ? ? 132 00:08:00,027 --> 00:08:01,582 ("HAVA NAGILA" FADING) 133 00:08:04,471 --> 00:08:05,951 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 134 00:08:20,183 --> 00:08:21,449 ("HAVA NAGILA" FADES IN) 135 00:08:22,181 --> 00:08:23,431 I'll find her. 136 00:08:25,971 --> 00:08:27,357 ? ? 137 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,890 Buffy! Hey! 138 00:08:31,222 --> 00:08:33,510 Why are you here? 139 00:08:33,511 --> 00:08:34,890 I was invited. 140 00:08:34,891 --> 00:08:37,600 I should've told you this was a tutoring session. 141 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,555 - Then you wouldn't be here. - Ha. 142 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:42,897 I just want to say I'm happy for you. 143 00:08:43,274 --> 00:08:44,563 About your mom coming home. 144 00:08:44,931 --> 00:08:46,720 Thanks. 145 00:08:46,721 --> 00:08:49,720 - Listen, I know you hate me. - No, I don't. 146 00:08:49,721 --> 00:08:51,601 I'd hate me if I were you. 147 00:08:52,761 --> 00:08:54,850 I don't hate you, TJ. 148 00:08:54,851 --> 00:08:58,641 As far as I'm concerned, you don't even exist. 149 00:09:01,681 --> 00:09:02,930 (R&B SONG PLAYING) 150 00:09:02,931 --> 00:09:06,510 ? All my fellas to the left, all my ladies to the right ? 151 00:09:06,511 --> 00:09:10,140 ? All the people in the building let me see those hands ? 152 00:09:10,141 --> 00:09:12,350 - ? Let's go ? - ? Let me see those hands ? 153 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:14,390 - ? 'Cause you know this is your jam ? - ? Let's go ? 154 00:09:14,391 --> 00:09:16,020 (CHEERING) 155 00:09:18,511 --> 00:09:19,767 (CHEERING CONTINUING) 156 00:09:26,721 --> 00:09:28,600 Hey, Cyrus! 157 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,640 (QUIETLY): Help me get rid of them? 158 00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:33,680 - Have you met my parents? - Yes. 159 00:09:33,681 --> 00:09:36,829 Have you met all my parents? 160 00:09:37,261 --> 00:09:38,743 Oh. No. 161 00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:41,215 - I gotta go meet his parents. - Aw. 162 00:09:41,471 --> 00:09:44,720 - (SIGHS) Thank you. - Happy to oblige. 163 00:09:44,721 --> 00:09:46,180 How you doing, by the way? 164 00:09:46,181 --> 00:09:48,550 Good. Why? 165 00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:50,350 You know, this thing with Andi? 166 00:09:50,351 --> 00:09:51,760 What thing with Andi? 167 00:09:51,761 --> 00:09:53,550 You guys broke up. 168 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,390 No, we didn't. 169 00:09:55,391 --> 00:09:57,510 She thinks you did. 170 00:09:57,511 --> 00:09:59,430 All I said was that I'm not into labels. 171 00:09:59,431 --> 00:10:02,430 - Labels? - You know, boyfriend, girlfriend? 172 00:10:02,431 --> 00:10:05,100 Once you start using them, you end up in conversations like this. 173 00:10:05,101 --> 00:10:07,010 And I don't enjoy conversations like this. 174 00:10:07,011 --> 00:10:09,931 I'd much rather be over there. What is that? 175 00:10:14,641 --> 00:10:15,760 Bungee racetrack. 176 00:10:15,761 --> 00:10:18,141 That, I'd much rather be doing that. 177 00:10:27,391 --> 00:10:30,430 Aha! There you are. 178 00:10:30,431 --> 00:10:31,680 I have news. 179 00:10:31,681 --> 00:10:33,890 I've just spoken to Jonah, and according to him, 180 00:10:33,891 --> 00:10:35,850 you two have not broken up. 181 00:10:35,851 --> 00:10:37,323 Oh, really. 182 00:10:38,181 --> 00:10:39,721 Then where is he? 183 00:10:41,261 --> 00:10:43,201 He isn't looking for me. 184 00:10:43,641 --> 00:10:45,681 He can't even sit next to me. 185 00:10:46,851 --> 00:10:50,891 He's probably in there talking to some other girl. 186 00:10:52,726 --> 00:10:54,220 Is he? 187 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,640 Um... 188 00:10:56,328 --> 00:10:57,640 (SCOFFS) 189 00:10:57,641 --> 00:11:00,435 You know... this isn't your problem. 190 00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:03,952 You should be at your bar mitzvah party. 191 00:11:05,761 --> 00:11:07,510 And you should be in there, too. 192 00:11:07,673 --> 00:11:09,600 And so should you. 193 00:11:09,601 --> 00:11:12,051 I can't be in the same room as him right now. 194 00:11:15,391 --> 00:11:17,832 - I know how you feel. - No, you don't. 195 00:11:18,431 --> 00:11:22,850 But be grateful, because... it's severe. 196 00:11:22,851 --> 00:11:26,260 You're wondering if he even knows you're there... 197 00:11:26,261 --> 00:11:27,705 or cares. 198 00:11:28,471 --> 00:11:29,601 Yes! 199 00:11:30,721 --> 00:11:34,890 I know exactly how you feel. 200 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,510 Cyrus? 201 00:11:36,511 --> 00:11:38,720 She's my best friend. 202 00:11:38,721 --> 00:11:40,641 I want her to know she's not alone. 203 00:11:41,681 --> 00:11:43,971 What do you mean I'm not alone? 204 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:49,641 Andi... you're not the only one who likes Jonah. 205 00:11:51,471 --> 00:11:52,971 I like him, too. 206 00:11:58,454 --> 00:12:00,414 She's not getting it. 207 00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:03,811 Okay, now she's getting it. 208 00:12:09,141 --> 00:12:10,760 (CHUCKLES) 209 00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:12,140 Cyrus! 210 00:12:12,610 --> 00:12:13,891 Hi. 211 00:12:16,977 --> 00:12:18,687 Did you know? 212 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,680 He's so frustrating, isn't he? 213 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:31,675 I spend way too much time trying to deconstruct his facial expressions. 214 00:12:31,788 --> 00:12:34,139 Yeah, all two of them. 215 00:12:34,193 --> 00:12:35,312 (LAUGHING) 216 00:12:37,431 --> 00:12:38,999 - (SNIFFLES) - (SIGHS) 217 00:12:39,681 --> 00:12:42,099 Is it weird that I feel a lot better? 218 00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:45,443 BUFFY, CYRUS: Just another service we provide. 219 00:12:45,483 --> 00:12:46,863 (LAUGHING) 220 00:12:50,681 --> 00:12:51,985 (LAUGHING) 221 00:12:58,288 --> 00:12:59,553 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 222 00:13:03,311 --> 00:13:05,810 Thank you! Thank you for joining us. 223 00:13:05,811 --> 00:13:11,994 Hello. I welcome you on behalf of myself, Cyrus's father Norman, 224 00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:16,095 and his wife, Sharon, and my husband, Todd. 225 00:13:16,175 --> 00:13:18,350 It's a kvell-a-thon up in here! 226 00:13:18,351 --> 00:13:20,826 - (CHEERING) - Woo! 227 00:13:21,236 --> 00:13:22,640 Yeah! 228 00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:25,904 Cyrus isn't the only one here with four parents, right? 229 00:13:28,018 --> 00:13:31,550 Our son began his journey into adulthood. 230 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:34,260 Today, he became a man. 231 00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:35,550 (CHEERING) 232 00:13:36,468 --> 00:13:39,760 Come here! Come, my "wittle" cookie pie! 233 00:13:39,761 --> 00:13:41,035 Oh! 234 00:13:42,601 --> 00:13:46,100 We are so proud of you, Cyrus, all of us. 235 00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:50,430 And some of your friends have even prepared a special tribute. 236 00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:52,640 A tribute? What kind of tribute? 237 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,053 - ? Work, work, work, work ? - ? Uh! ? 238 00:13:55,078 --> 00:13:56,867 - ? Work, work, work, work ? - ? Uh! ? 239 00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:58,867 - ? Work, work, work, work ? - ? Uh! ? 240 00:13:58,868 --> 00:14:00,707 - ? Work, work, work, work ? - ? Uh! ? 241 00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:02,407 - ? Work, work, work, work ? - ? Uh! ? 242 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,447 - ? Yeah ? - ? Work, work work, work ? 243 00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:05,868 ? ? 244 00:14:17,998 --> 00:14:21,747 ? Wanna roll how I roll better go and put in work ? 245 00:14:21,748 --> 00:14:25,231 ? But I look so fresh every time I put in work ? 246 00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:28,648 ? And I know I win every time I put in work ? 247 00:14:29,448 --> 00:14:32,354 ? I can smell that dough every time I put in work ? 248 00:14:33,368 --> 00:14:36,106 ? Every time I, every time I put in work ? 249 00:14:38,788 --> 00:14:39,828 ? I put in ? 250 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,537 ? Work ? 251 00:14:42,538 --> 00:14:45,117 - ? I put in ? - ? Work ? 252 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,367 ? Work ? 253 00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:47,748 - ? I put in ? - ? Work ? 254 00:14:49,078 --> 00:14:50,078 ? Work ? 255 00:14:50,079 --> 00:14:51,287 ? I put in ? 256 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,162 (CHEERING) 257 00:14:54,118 --> 00:14:56,827 Cyrus Goodman, please join us. 258 00:14:56,828 --> 00:14:59,157 Are you joking? No way. 259 00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:01,037 Looks like we have to go get him. 260 00:15:01,038 --> 00:15:03,368 No, you guys, that's a bad idea. 261 00:15:05,408 --> 00:15:07,207 No. Okay, seriously, you guys. 262 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:08,787 I can't do this. 263 00:15:09,248 --> 00:15:11,207 Or can I? 264 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:14,247 ? Work, work, work, work, yeah, work, work, work ? 265 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,907 - ? I put in ? - ? Work ? 266 00:15:15,908 --> 00:15:18,157 ? Work, work, work, work, work, work ? 267 00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:19,908 Woo! All right! 268 00:15:20,908 --> 00:15:22,947 - ? Work ? - ? I put in ? 269 00:15:22,948 --> 00:15:25,077 ? Work, work, work, work ? 270 00:15:25,078 --> 00:15:27,248 ? Work, work work, work, work ? 271 00:15:29,118 --> 00:15:30,788 Woo! 272 00:15:34,908 --> 00:15:36,707 Woo! 273 00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:39,247 ? Uh, uh! I put in work! ? 274 00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:40,452 (CHEERING) 275 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,408 Woo! 276 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:50,285 ? ? 277 00:15:51,788 --> 00:15:54,142 - Where are we going? - Here. 278 00:15:54,868 --> 00:15:55,948 Caricatures? 279 00:15:57,658 --> 00:15:59,327 Yes. I want one. 280 00:15:59,328 --> 00:16:02,118 (SCOFFS) Caricatures are the literal worst. 281 00:16:04,078 --> 00:16:06,538 - No offense. - It's fine. 282 00:16:07,788 --> 00:16:10,617 Hold up! I want in on this. 283 00:16:10,618 --> 00:16:13,117 Uh... Next one, okay? I just want one with Andi. 284 00:16:13,118 --> 00:16:14,997 Come on, family portrait. 285 00:16:14,998 --> 00:16:16,997 To add to your collection? 286 00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:19,747 Collection? Collection of what? 287 00:16:19,748 --> 00:16:22,157 I'm kidding. Can't you tell when I'm kidding? 288 00:16:22,158 --> 00:16:23,788 Yes, I can. 289 00:16:28,998 --> 00:16:30,908 Did I do something? 290 00:16:32,788 --> 00:16:35,038 I don't like that you can't talk to me. 291 00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:40,157 We saw you at mini-golf. 292 00:16:40,158 --> 00:16:41,907 When? 293 00:16:42,397 --> 00:16:45,038 How often do you go to mini-golf? 294 00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:49,447 You saw me there with Miranda. 295 00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:50,868 And her daughter. 296 00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:54,367 It's nice she got to meet you. 297 00:16:54,368 --> 00:16:56,183 It was Miranda's idea. 298 00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:59,658 I guess that means she thinks you two are serious. 299 00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:03,208 Are you? 300 00:17:05,618 --> 00:17:07,328 He can't answer the question. 301 00:17:08,868 --> 00:17:10,948 Which answers the question. 302 00:17:14,038 --> 00:17:17,561 (SCOFFS) The only thing that could make this moment any worse 303 00:17:17,998 --> 00:17:19,947 is a caricature of it. 304 00:17:21,159 --> 00:17:22,868 BEX: You're so right. 305 00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:29,448 I... I don't know what to say. 306 00:17:31,908 --> 00:17:33,156 ? ? 307 00:17:39,774 --> 00:17:41,232 I'm sorry. 308 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:42,906 Me too. 309 00:17:43,578 --> 00:17:44,736 ? ? 310 00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:54,827 Guys, guys, guys! 311 00:17:54,828 --> 00:17:56,718 I want to do that. Can we do that? 312 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,077 Please? 313 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,747 - It's... - BOTH: My bar mitzvah! 314 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,538 You don't have to keep reminding us. 315 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,221 (SITAR MUSIC PLAYING) 316 00:18:10,328 --> 00:18:14,117 Write a single yes-or-no question on your card. 317 00:18:14,118 --> 00:18:16,827 When you have finished, turn over your card, 318 00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:18,948 and place your hands on top of it. 319 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,617 - Can I get another card? - No. 320 00:18:26,618 --> 00:18:28,118 This is my bar mitzvah. 321 00:18:31,828 --> 00:18:33,368 I love having this power. 322 00:18:37,498 --> 00:18:39,708 Hold your card over your heart. 323 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,675 - Yes. - Yes? 324 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:47,820 Yes! 325 00:18:48,538 --> 00:18:50,077 What was your question? 326 00:18:50,078 --> 00:18:51,827 Will I get into an Ivy League college. 327 00:18:51,828 --> 00:18:53,037 And the answer's yes! 328 00:18:53,038 --> 00:18:54,481 - But... - But? 329 00:18:54,908 --> 00:18:56,907 You said ask a single yes-or-no question. 330 00:18:56,908 --> 00:18:59,997 But you will not graduate from one. 331 00:18:59,998 --> 00:19:02,037 What? Why not? What happens? 332 00:19:02,038 --> 00:19:04,217 - Does that include graduate school? - Shh. 333 00:19:06,448 --> 00:19:09,498 Hold your card to your heart. 334 00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:16,948 Yes! 335 00:19:17,998 --> 00:19:19,037 What'd you ask? 336 00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:20,867 Will I ever have a real boyfriend? 337 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,657 I could've answered that. 338 00:19:22,658 --> 00:19:25,617 And it will be soon. 339 00:19:25,618 --> 00:19:28,207 - How soon? - Sooner than you think. 340 00:19:28,532 --> 00:19:31,207 Your bonus material's so much better than mine. 341 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,618 Hold the card to your heart. 342 00:19:37,538 --> 00:19:38,708 No. 343 00:19:45,248 --> 00:19:48,118 "Is my mom home for good?" 344 00:19:49,868 --> 00:19:52,490 Oh, no. Buffy... 345 00:19:53,078 --> 00:19:55,947 - I'm sorry. - But neither are you. 346 00:19:55,948 --> 00:19:57,787 What does that mean? 347 00:19:57,788 --> 00:19:58,907 Where am I going? 348 00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:00,327 This session is over. 349 00:20:00,328 --> 00:20:01,867 Wait, wait, wait. Can you at least tell me 350 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,366 which Ivy League college I get into? 351 00:20:03,391 --> 00:20:05,531 You must go, now. 352 00:20:05,684 --> 00:20:06,787 Excuse me, it's... 353 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,448 BOTH: My bar mitzvah. 354 00:20:12,288 --> 00:20:14,803 What was that? She's not real. 355 00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:18,037 - Is she? - No, of course not. 356 00:20:18,038 --> 00:20:21,157 She's rented, just like the photo booth, and the karaoke machine. 357 00:20:21,158 --> 00:20:23,287 She seemed pretty real, though. 358 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,657 But didn't you notice, how when you're holding your card, 359 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,157 she just says yes or no? 360 00:20:27,158 --> 00:20:29,497 Which she probably does at random. 361 00:20:29,498 --> 00:20:32,117 And then after, once you've read out your question, 362 00:20:32,118 --> 00:20:34,787 that's when she goes, "Oh, by the way, P.S." 363 00:20:34,788 --> 00:20:38,538 Yes, Cyrus! That's exactly what she did. 364 00:20:39,618 --> 00:20:42,037 Yeah, yeah. I guess. 365 00:20:42,038 --> 00:20:43,577 You're right. 366 00:20:43,578 --> 00:20:46,077 Her material was a little bit edgy for a bar mitzvah crowd. 367 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,327 I might say something to the party planner. 368 00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:55,827 I think your fortune's about to come true, though. 369 00:20:55,828 --> 00:20:57,117 Look at Jonah. 370 00:20:57,118 --> 00:20:59,941 I have been trying all day not to. 371 00:21:00,054 --> 00:21:03,134 Trust me, you're gonna want to. 372 00:21:07,748 --> 00:21:10,291 Jonah's going to be my real boyfriend? 373 00:21:11,328 --> 00:21:13,537 He doesn't even want to say the word. 374 00:21:13,776 --> 00:21:14,985 Give him a chance. 375 00:21:15,010 --> 00:21:18,180 While we make like the wind and blow. 376 00:21:18,274 --> 00:21:19,400 (WHOOSHING) 377 00:21:22,652 --> 00:21:24,037 Hey! 378 00:21:24,038 --> 00:21:25,447 Hi. 379 00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:28,516 I... know you don't like caricatures, 380 00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:30,501 so I drew this for you. 381 00:21:36,605 --> 00:21:38,037 Thank you. 382 00:21:38,221 --> 00:21:40,470 - I'm Walker. - Andi. 383 00:21:40,683 --> 00:21:42,785 - Hi. - Hi. 384 00:21:46,658 --> 00:21:48,747 It's beautiful. 385 00:21:48,748 --> 00:21:51,207 It's not much, but I'm really glad you like it. 386 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:52,947 I love it. 387 00:21:52,948 --> 00:21:55,077 So I guess you're a real artist, then. 388 00:21:55,171 --> 00:21:56,171 Yeah. 389 00:21:57,408 --> 00:21:59,537 What else do you draw? 390 00:21:59,538 --> 00:22:01,447 Let me show you! Come on. 391 00:22:01,719 --> 00:22:04,414 ? Oh, when the walls come down ? 392 00:22:04,439 --> 00:22:07,329 ? And the light is almost gone ? 393 00:22:07,354 --> 00:22:09,948 ? As we come undone ? 394 00:22:13,078 --> 00:22:14,279 ? ? 395 00:22:16,118 --> 00:22:17,259 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 396 00:22:32,195 --> 00:22:34,907 Hey! Who's that guy dancing with Andi? 397 00:22:35,341 --> 00:22:38,046 Oh, that's, uh... no idea. 398 00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:41,377 Do you know who that is? 399 00:22:44,146 --> 00:22:45,867 No. Who is he? 400 00:22:46,174 --> 00:22:47,554 I'm asking you. 401 00:22:48,515 --> 00:22:50,042 (GASPS) Oh, is he famous? 402 00:22:50,082 --> 00:22:51,407 I've seen him before. 403 00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:53,134 Probably at this party. 404 00:22:54,327 --> 00:22:55,626 ? Shake it up ? 405 00:22:56,616 --> 00:22:57,775 He's jealous. 406 00:22:57,776 --> 00:23:00,034 For the first time ever, probably. 407 00:23:00,356 --> 00:23:02,855 Welcome to the world of normal human emotions. 408 00:23:02,856 --> 00:23:04,501 Did you ever think this was possible? 409 00:23:04,554 --> 00:23:05,575 What? 410 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,999 That Andi would be breaking Jonah's heart? 411 00:23:10,406 --> 00:23:12,155 Our little girl's growing up. 412 00:23:12,156 --> 00:23:13,186 ? ? 413 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:19,589 ? Come on, shake it up ? 414 00:23:23,103 --> 00:23:24,249 (CHEERING) 415 00:23:27,736 --> 00:23:29,008 (SLOW BALLAD PLAYING) 416 00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:45,535 ? Oh, can it be you're here with me? ? 417 00:23:48,236 --> 00:23:49,776 Are you talking to me? 418 00:23:51,656 --> 00:23:53,235 I thought you weren't talking to me. 419 00:23:53,236 --> 00:23:57,275 ? Let's take this road Oh, this winding, winding road ? 420 00:23:57,276 --> 00:23:58,816 What about dancing? 421 00:24:00,986 --> 00:24:03,026 Are we cleared for dancing? 422 00:24:05,526 --> 00:24:06,695 It is our prom night. 423 00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:09,565 ? You got me runnin' in circles ? 424 00:24:09,566 --> 00:24:12,355 ? I don't ever wanna slow down ? 425 00:24:12,356 --> 00:24:16,065 ? Let's just keep spinnin', spinnin', spinnin' ? 426 00:24:16,066 --> 00:24:19,025 ? Just keep goin' around, goin' around ? 427 00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:22,405 ? You got me runnin' in circles ? 428 00:24:22,406 --> 00:24:25,445 ? I can't keep both feet on the ground ? 429 00:24:25,446 --> 00:24:29,025 ? Let's just keep spinnin', spinnin', spinnin' ? 430 00:24:29,026 --> 00:24:31,155 ? Just keep goin' around, goin' around ? 431 00:24:31,156 --> 00:24:34,525 - (LAUGHS) - What? Why'd you laugh? 432 00:24:34,526 --> 00:24:36,275 I just flashed back to high school, 433 00:24:36,276 --> 00:24:38,355 when you had that rash, because you never took off 434 00:24:38,356 --> 00:24:39,906 your puka shell necklace? 435 00:24:41,696 --> 00:24:44,025 You told me that made me look like a surfer dude. 436 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:46,656 Yeah, you did, from the neck up. 437 00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:51,405 I like that you still tease me. 438 00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:56,525 ? And I haven't felt Oh, I haven't felt ? 439 00:24:56,526 --> 00:25:02,446 ? Mm, haven't felt like this for a long, long time ? 440 00:25:09,066 --> 00:25:10,735 Can you still see me? 441 00:25:10,736 --> 00:25:12,616 Even though you think I don't exist? 442 00:25:15,116 --> 00:25:17,156 Yes, unfortunately. 443 00:25:18,816 --> 00:25:22,405 Good. Because I have a question, 444 00:25:22,406 --> 00:25:26,525 and you are literally the only person in the world I can ask it to. 445 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:27,985 What is it? 446 00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:29,906 I'm dying to hear this question. 447 00:25:36,356 --> 00:25:38,115 Have you been to see the fortune teller? 448 00:25:38,116 --> 00:25:39,815 And that's not the question. 449 00:25:39,816 --> 00:25:42,695 - Yes. - What do you think? 450 00:25:42,696 --> 00:25:45,355 Is... she the real deal or no? 451 00:25:45,356 --> 00:25:47,355 Is that the question? 452 00:25:47,356 --> 00:25:48,826 I'll let you know when I get to the question. 453 00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:50,191 Are we close? 454 00:25:50,906 --> 00:25:53,735 What did you ask Madame Le What's-Her-Face? 455 00:25:53,736 --> 00:25:55,486 I'm not telling you that. 456 00:25:57,856 --> 00:25:59,655 Fine. 457 00:25:59,656 --> 00:26:01,696 Just tell me if she was right. 458 00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:04,615 I hope not. 459 00:26:04,616 --> 00:26:07,116 But you don't know for sure. 460 00:26:10,406 --> 00:26:13,986 Okay. Here's what I asked her: 461 00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:20,439 "Do I have a learning disability?" 462 00:26:22,066 --> 00:26:23,525 What'd she say? 463 00:26:23,526 --> 00:26:25,356 She said yes. 464 00:26:26,446 --> 00:26:29,355 Then, she said, let your friend help you. 465 00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:31,740 Yeah, she... she throws in a little extra 466 00:26:31,765 --> 00:26:33,556 once she knows what your question is. 467 00:26:33,581 --> 00:26:35,131 She didn't know. 468 00:26:36,816 --> 00:26:38,446 I never told her. 469 00:26:39,696 --> 00:26:43,025 Maybe she saw it when you turned over the card? 470 00:26:43,026 --> 00:26:45,736 You're the only person who's seen this card. 471 00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:50,525 Okay, now you have to tell me what you asked her. 472 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:51,695 No, I don't. 473 00:26:51,696 --> 00:26:53,775 But you do think she's real? 474 00:26:53,776 --> 00:26:56,445 How many times do I have to tell you? 475 00:26:56,446 --> 00:26:58,196 I don't know! 476 00:27:05,356 --> 00:27:06,655 ? ? 477 00:27:06,656 --> 00:27:09,369 ? The things you say, the things we do ? 478 00:27:09,409 --> 00:27:10,541 Vogue! 479 00:27:10,682 --> 00:27:11,775 Baby! 480 00:27:11,982 --> 00:27:13,315 Salad fork! 481 00:27:13,868 --> 00:27:15,168 Superhero! 482 00:27:16,284 --> 00:27:17,751 Mug shot! 483 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,289 Magician! 484 00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:20,869 - Cow. - Cow? 485 00:27:20,870 --> 00:27:22,154 - Moo! - (ANDI LAUGHING) 486 00:27:22,616 --> 00:27:23,774 What's wrong with cow? 487 00:27:23,799 --> 00:27:25,789 ANDI: Nothing, I just didn't see it coming. 488 00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:27,120 WALKER: Ninja cow. (LAUGHS) 489 00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:31,080 Oh, hey there, Jonah. 490 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:35,459 - Jonah? - Are you looking for someone? 491 00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:38,261 - No. - Well, I am. 492 00:27:38,286 --> 00:27:40,865 I seem to have lost my caricature artist. 493 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:42,829 And I have a number of people 494 00:27:42,830 --> 00:27:45,909 who want a comically exaggerated portrait of themselves. 495 00:27:45,910 --> 00:27:47,749 Uh, I'd better go. 496 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:49,789 I'm right here, Dr. Goodman, hi. 497 00:27:49,790 --> 00:27:53,579 I'm so sorry. This party's just too much fun. 498 00:27:54,126 --> 00:27:56,046 It is, isn't it? (LAUGHS) 499 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,439 Your pictures are ready. 500 00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:12,790 Hi. 501 00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:17,064 - Andi... - Let me just grab this. 502 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:20,933 (SIGHS) What's up? 503 00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:24,000 There's something I need to tell you. 504 00:28:31,790 --> 00:28:33,699 JONAH: I know you think we broke up. 505 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,837 We kind of did. Didn't we? 506 00:28:36,226 --> 00:28:38,515 Well, I never said those words. 507 00:28:38,790 --> 00:28:42,330 Maybe we didn't break up because we were never really together. 508 00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:44,909 Well, like I said... 509 00:28:44,910 --> 00:28:47,960 I know. I know, you don't like labels. 510 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,619 I get it now. 511 00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:53,909 - You do? - Yeah. 512 00:28:53,910 --> 00:28:56,639 Yeah, I... I think I really do. 513 00:28:57,330 --> 00:28:59,749 I mean, I was hurt at first, 514 00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:01,459 when you didn't want to wear the bracelet. 515 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:03,079 You know what? It's a great bracelet. 516 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,364 I can wear it sometimes? 517 00:29:04,389 --> 00:29:06,929 Actually, you can't. 518 00:29:08,116 --> 00:29:10,115 I... threw it away. 519 00:29:10,370 --> 00:29:13,039 What? You threw away my bracelet? 520 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,783 Well, you said you didn't want it anymore. 521 00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:20,250 And I didn't want it laying around reminding me that you didn't want it. 522 00:29:22,330 --> 00:29:25,700 I guess I could've given it to Amber, she always liked it. 523 00:29:27,410 --> 00:29:29,000 Or did she? 524 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:34,250 It doesn't matter. 525 00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:36,876 I'm free. 526 00:29:37,580 --> 00:29:39,790 Are... Are we still talking about the bracelet? 527 00:29:43,103 --> 00:29:47,789 Jonah, I was obsessed with you. 528 00:29:47,790 --> 00:29:52,055 But that feeling... it's gone. 529 00:29:52,910 --> 00:29:55,750 It's just, like... evaporated. 530 00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:00,040 Aren't you so relieved? 531 00:30:03,660 --> 00:30:05,080 I didn't mind it. 532 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,789 Really? 533 00:30:07,790 --> 00:30:10,827 Me asking you three times if you were mad at me. 534 00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:14,029 Me chasing after you to go to the Grease singalong. 535 00:30:14,054 --> 00:30:17,369 Me saying "Dimples" anytime you asked me a question. 536 00:30:17,370 --> 00:30:19,426 I liked all those things. 537 00:30:19,870 --> 00:30:22,139 - You did? - Yeah. 538 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,391 Well, I didn't. 539 00:30:27,057 --> 00:30:28,351 (PHONE BUZZING) 540 00:30:31,870 --> 00:30:34,499 Cyrus... he needs me. 541 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,870 - It is... - BOTH: His bar mitzvah. 542 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:40,999 So, we're good? 543 00:30:41,286 --> 00:30:42,906 Yeah, sure. 544 00:30:43,790 --> 00:30:45,749 Baby taters at The Spoon this week? 545 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:48,409 - It's a date! - No, it isn't. 546 00:30:48,410 --> 00:30:51,500 Oh! Yeah, right. We don't use that word. 547 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:06,660 ? ? 548 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,829 - What's going on? - She's calling her mom. 549 00:31:10,830 --> 00:31:13,869 - Because of the fortune-teller? - She's scared. 550 00:31:13,870 --> 00:31:15,699 (QUIETLY) Please don't be true, please don't be true. 551 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:18,329 Please, please, please... 552 00:31:18,330 --> 00:31:19,844 don't be true. 553 00:31:20,830 --> 00:31:22,064 (SIGHS) 554 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,500 Here it goes. 555 00:31:30,884 --> 00:31:32,159 It's ringing. 556 00:31:32,671 --> 00:31:34,284 It's going to be okay. 557 00:31:34,870 --> 00:31:36,370 Hold my hand? 558 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:40,700 Hi, Mommy. 559 00:31:41,790 --> 00:31:44,459 Oh... No, everything's fine. 560 00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:46,460 I just called to ask you a question. 561 00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:50,619 Do you know when you're going back? 562 00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:52,830 Or have you already been deployed? 563 00:31:56,092 --> 00:31:57,092 No? 564 00:31:59,803 --> 00:32:01,329 What? 565 00:32:01,330 --> 00:32:02,660 Is that definite? 566 00:32:04,330 --> 00:32:07,079 Yes, Mommy! I love you! 567 00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:09,913 I'm so glad I called you. 568 00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:13,699 It's the craziest story. 569 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:15,659 I'll make sure to tell it when I get home. 570 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:16,700 Love you. 571 00:32:18,372 --> 00:32:19,532 (SIGHS) 572 00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:23,539 She's not going overseas for at least two years! 573 00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:26,789 - That's fantastic! - I'm so happy for you! (SCREAMS) 574 00:32:27,093 --> 00:32:30,459 ALL: Boom! Boosh! Doo-wah! 575 00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:31,586 (LAUGHING) 576 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,290 What's wrong? 577 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:40,619 I need to have a word with that fortune-teller. 578 00:32:40,965 --> 00:32:45,129 You do that. You go give that phony fortune-teller 579 00:32:45,154 --> 00:32:47,829 a piece of Buffy Driscoll's mind! 580 00:32:47,985 --> 00:32:50,614 We don't have to... She can handle this herself, right? 581 00:32:50,639 --> 00:32:52,929 - I don't like confrontation! - Come on! 582 00:32:59,309 --> 00:33:02,364 - You really scared me. - You shouldn't be allowed to do this. 583 00:33:02,389 --> 00:33:03,186 Do what? 584 00:33:03,211 --> 00:33:05,579 Make up fortunes, pretend you can see the future. 585 00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:07,620 You're right. I should not do that. 586 00:33:08,870 --> 00:33:10,999 I asked you if my mother was home for good. 587 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,397 You said "no." 588 00:33:12,870 --> 00:33:14,909 (SIGHS) My mother is in the military. 589 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:18,351 - I know. - Of course you know, she just told you. 590 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,420 This is the first time I've seen my mom in a year. 591 00:33:21,445 --> 00:33:25,422 She was overseas. She couldn't even tell me where. 592 00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:28,545 Weeks would go by where I didn't hear from her. 593 00:33:29,410 --> 00:33:31,199 (SIGHS) What you did was cruel. 594 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,159 Telling me she was gonna be deployed again? 595 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,749 I did not say that. 596 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:38,449 I asked you if she was home for good, and you said "no." 597 00:33:38,474 --> 00:33:40,999 I also said neither are you. 598 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,660 Which makes no sense whatsoever. 599 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:46,279 Right? 600 00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:49,910 Back me up here. 601 00:33:51,389 --> 00:33:52,839 Unless... 602 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:56,159 you're moving. 603 00:33:57,870 --> 00:34:00,830 That does happen a lot in the military, right? 604 00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:05,190 Is that what you meant? 605 00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:07,999 Am I moving? 606 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,040 Don't ask me. Ask someone you believe. 607 00:34:14,870 --> 00:34:15,887 Yeah. 608 00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:19,870 I guess that's what I need to do. 609 00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:26,969 I'd give anything for you to be wrong. 610 00:34:28,370 --> 00:34:29,820 Me too, sweetheart. 611 00:34:38,865 --> 00:34:40,864 I'm sorry. 612 00:34:40,889 --> 00:34:42,469 You need to go home. 613 00:34:45,796 --> 00:34:47,694 We'll get through this. 614 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,339 We always do. 615 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:55,909 ? ? 616 00:34:57,030 --> 00:34:58,749 Look at you go! 617 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:00,699 Where's Dad? He should be seeing this. 618 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:02,177 He's with Todd. 619 00:35:02,210 --> 00:35:05,579 Todd? You mean one of Cyrus's shrinks-slash-parents? 620 00:35:05,779 --> 00:35:08,749 Todd is not a shrink, he's a life coach. 621 00:35:09,010 --> 00:35:11,419 And he's got his hooks in your father. 622 00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:13,719 He's been counseling him since "Hava Nagila." 623 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,959 - (GAME VOICE): You're on a roll! -Dad doesn't need a life coach. 624 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,073 I know, right? He's already got one! Hello! 625 00:35:19,370 --> 00:35:21,528 - Keep going! -Hello! 626 00:35:27,390 --> 00:35:28,710 (PANTING) 627 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:43,299 Help! 628 00:35:43,453 --> 00:35:45,613 - Jonah! - Help! 629 00:35:47,050 --> 00:35:48,135 Help! 630 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,010 Hey! 631 00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:53,129 - You okay? - (QUIETLY): No. 632 00:35:53,130 --> 00:35:55,589 - Okay, I'm gonna go get some help. - Don't leave! 633 00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:56,960 No, I'll be right back! 634 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:06,380 Drink. 635 00:36:09,130 --> 00:36:10,839 I thought I was dying. 636 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,509 You've had a panic attack. 637 00:36:12,510 --> 00:36:14,920 Did something upset you or make you anxious? 638 00:36:16,170 --> 00:36:17,919 Yeah, kind of. 639 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,259 You want to talk about it? 640 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:22,090 You can, you know. Doctor-patient confidentiality. 641 00:36:23,590 --> 00:36:26,549 Well, panic attacks can be very scary, 642 00:36:26,550 --> 00:36:28,839 but the symptoms are temporary. 643 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,419 - Remember that if it happens again. - It's going to happen again? 644 00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:34,719 It might. I treat kids younger than you who have them every day. 645 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,339 I can't go through that every day. 646 00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:38,960 I'm sorry, I... I didn't mean to suggest you would. 647 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,219 Let... Let me get Cyrus. He can translate for me. 648 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:46,009 No! Don't get Cyrus. I don't want him to know about this. 649 00:36:46,010 --> 00:36:48,641 - Or Andi or Buffy. - Your friends aren't going to think 650 00:36:48,666 --> 00:36:50,365 any differently about you. 651 00:36:50,366 --> 00:36:53,455 Yeah. They will. I think differently about me. 652 00:36:53,456 --> 00:36:54,995 But they care about you. 653 00:36:54,996 --> 00:36:56,575 They can help you if you let them. 654 00:36:56,576 --> 00:36:58,076 I'd rather just go home. 655 00:36:59,302 --> 00:37:02,052 Thank you for the party. It was really fun. 656 00:37:03,072 --> 00:37:05,031 Except for the part where I thought I was dying. 657 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,350 (LAUGHS) 658 00:37:07,286 --> 00:37:08,326 All right. 659 00:37:10,366 --> 00:37:14,706 ? I'm not trading the life to be lonely tonight ? 660 00:37:16,956 --> 00:37:20,748 ? But I genuinely feel we should be ? 661 00:37:21,956 --> 00:37:25,709 So your dad asked me if I could recommend a good ashram. 662 00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:27,837 Ooh, pass me that chocolate mousse. 663 00:37:27,866 --> 00:37:31,122 Oh, no. He spent the whole party talking to a life coach, 664 00:37:31,147 --> 00:37:32,951 and now he's asking about ashrams? 665 00:37:33,406 --> 00:37:34,741 What's wrong with an ashram? 666 00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:36,134 They can be great. 667 00:37:36,746 --> 00:37:39,229 As long as you don't get stuck in a room next to a gong. 668 00:37:39,254 --> 00:37:40,286 Hmm. 669 00:37:41,928 --> 00:37:44,007 Is, uh, Andi around? 670 00:37:44,032 --> 00:37:45,072 Somewhere. 671 00:37:48,326 --> 00:37:50,272 I want to talk to you guys... 672 00:37:51,406 --> 00:37:52,746 about... 673 00:37:56,406 --> 00:37:58,244 - Miranda? - Yeah. 674 00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:03,381 But I guess now's not the best time. 675 00:38:03,996 --> 00:38:05,706 You can talk to me. 676 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:10,151 I have this speech about us being a family, 677 00:38:10,406 --> 00:38:13,943 and how you're the most important people in the world to me. 678 00:38:14,723 --> 00:38:17,263 It's... it's really mushy. 679 00:38:18,866 --> 00:38:20,496 I'd like to hear it. 680 00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:28,495 You wrote it down? 681 00:38:28,496 --> 00:38:30,495 I can't if you're gonna make comments... 682 00:38:30,496 --> 00:38:31,615 I... I wo... I'm sorry. 683 00:38:31,616 --> 00:38:33,325 No, I already feel stupid. 684 00:38:33,326 --> 00:38:34,984 Please? Bowie? 685 00:38:35,576 --> 00:38:37,495 We know we're your family. 686 00:38:37,496 --> 00:38:39,665 We know we matter to you... 687 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:42,786 but... we still need you to remind us. 688 00:38:53,996 --> 00:38:57,001 This... whole first part is to Andi. 689 00:38:57,366 --> 00:38:58,996 That's okay. 690 00:39:01,956 --> 00:39:04,825 Andi, let me tell you what it was like 691 00:39:04,826 --> 00:39:07,036 the first time I saw your face. 692 00:39:11,706 --> 00:39:13,666 (CLEARS THROAT) You read it. 693 00:39:15,116 --> 00:39:17,431 But wait until I leave, okay? 694 00:39:25,746 --> 00:39:30,405 ? Hard to take a chance, hard to take a chance ? 695 00:39:30,406 --> 00:39:36,536 ? But I love you and so happy I would be ? 696 00:39:38,786 --> 00:39:42,455 ? If you would say those words ? 697 00:39:42,456 --> 00:39:44,955 ? Say those words ? 698 00:39:44,956 --> 00:39:47,495 ? Say those words to me ? 699 00:39:47,496 --> 00:39:50,825 - ? Just say you love me ? - ? Oh, honey, won't you say ? 700 00:39:50,826 --> 00:39:52,906 ? Just say you love me ? 701 00:39:55,616 --> 00:39:56,665 Hey! 702 00:39:56,666 --> 00:39:58,666 I wanted you to see these. 703 00:40:01,076 --> 00:40:02,535 I love them. 704 00:40:02,536 --> 00:40:04,575 Me too. Cow's my favorite. 705 00:40:04,576 --> 00:40:06,365 I definitely want to keep that one. 706 00:40:06,366 --> 00:40:07,536 You can keep them all. 707 00:40:09,366 --> 00:40:11,705 Right. Thank you. 708 00:40:11,706 --> 00:40:12,865 Souvenir. 709 00:40:12,866 --> 00:40:15,826 But... do you think I could keep that one? 710 00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:20,995 The drawing of me that you gave me? 711 00:40:20,996 --> 00:40:24,575 Yeah, um, it probably sounds kind of stupid, 712 00:40:24,576 --> 00:40:28,326 but I just want to remember the moment I met you. 713 00:40:41,246 --> 00:40:44,615 You don't have to wear this... 714 00:40:44,616 --> 00:40:47,615 BOTH: Every day! 715 00:40:47,616 --> 00:40:49,140 (BOTH LAUGHING) 716 00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:55,535 Cyrus, you never told me that your bar mitzvah 717 00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:57,535 was gonna be this amazing. 718 00:40:57,536 --> 00:40:59,576 Yes, I did, many times. 719 00:41:02,036 --> 00:41:03,547 ? ? 720 00:41:13,592 --> 00:41:16,704 ANDI: "There are only two things I need in this life: 721 00:41:16,729 --> 00:41:20,962 "the universe, and you. 722 00:41:22,536 --> 00:41:25,206 "And I could live without the universe. 723 00:41:26,406 --> 00:41:28,616 But I could not live without you." 724 00:41:30,906 --> 00:41:33,575 I'm gonna call him and ask him to come over right now. 725 00:41:33,576 --> 00:41:37,455 Please don't. I consumed an entire dessert table. 726 00:41:37,456 --> 00:41:41,665 My body is very angry. It refuses to think or move. 727 00:41:42,126 --> 00:41:43,745 I have an idea. 728 00:41:43,746 --> 00:41:46,511 "Act as if" you didn't eat anything. 729 00:41:46,706 --> 00:41:49,535 Please see me tomorrow for my snappy comeback. 730 00:41:50,009 --> 00:41:51,205 (GROANS) 731 00:41:51,206 --> 00:41:52,404 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 732 00:41:52,996 --> 00:41:55,406 Who is it? They can't come in. 733 00:42:03,019 --> 00:42:04,495 (SIGHS) It's Jonah. 734 00:42:04,496 --> 00:42:07,206 Throw a blanket over me and pretend I'm laundry. 735 00:42:19,116 --> 00:42:20,166 Hi. 736 00:42:21,326 --> 00:42:22,326 Hi. 737 00:42:24,996 --> 00:42:28,419 - Hi, Bex. - That's... my laundry. 738 00:42:28,444 --> 00:42:29,744 BEX: Hi, Jonah. 739 00:42:30,178 --> 00:42:31,498 It talks. 740 00:42:32,536 --> 00:42:35,750 I know it's late. But something happened today 741 00:42:35,775 --> 00:42:37,485 I have to tell you about. 742 00:42:38,746 --> 00:42:40,405 Okay. 743 00:42:40,406 --> 00:42:41,826 (SIGHS) 744 00:42:45,151 --> 00:42:46,499 (DOOR CLOSES) 745 00:42:51,052 --> 00:42:52,602 What is it? 746 00:42:56,076 --> 00:42:57,666 I made a mistake. 747 00:42:59,616 --> 00:43:02,326 Andi, I want us to be together. 748 00:43:04,536 --> 00:43:06,325 I... I know what I said. 749 00:43:06,326 --> 00:43:10,116 But please, can you forget I ever said it? 750 00:43:12,906 --> 00:43:14,496 I want you to be my girlfriend. 751 00:43:15,906 --> 00:43:17,746 And I want to be your boyfriend. 752 00:43:19,076 --> 00:43:21,166 I want us to be a couple. 753 00:43:26,076 --> 00:43:27,826 What do you think? 754 00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:33,472 Um... 755 00:43:34,786 --> 00:43:36,166 JONAH: Um? 756 00:43:37,826 --> 00:43:39,205 JONAH: Next, on Andi Mack... 757 00:43:39,206 --> 00:43:41,575 Andi and her friends stopped coming to The Spoon, 758 00:43:41,576 --> 00:43:43,905 because they were afraid I might sit down and talk to them. 759 00:43:43,906 --> 00:43:45,365 That didn't happen. 760 00:43:45,366 --> 00:43:47,035 I don't want to be the mean girl! 761 00:43:47,036 --> 00:43:49,165 I think I might be able to fix that. 762 00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:50,718 - I just want to get this... - Let me help you! 763 00:43:50,743 --> 00:43:51,785 - Aah... - (GASPS) 764 00:43:51,786 --> 00:43:52,955 I'm moving. 765 00:43:52,956 --> 00:43:55,245 There must be something we can do. 766 00:43:55,270 --> 00:43:56,365 I got it! 767 00:43:56,657 --> 00:43:58,133 Oh my gosh! 768 00:43:58,158 --> 00:44:00,680 I can't believe it took me this long to think of this! 769 00:44:01,536 --> 00:44:04,035 I just went into the Fringe to get something that made me think of you. 770 00:44:04,036 --> 00:44:06,495 Some people just aren't good at giving presents. 771 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,938 That was the wrong present but this is the right one. 772 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:12,074 You got me another present. 773 00:44:12,099 --> 00:44:14,309 - Open it. - Right now? 774 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:17,315 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 775 00:44:17,365 --> 00:44:21,915 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53623

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