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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,007 --> 00:00:01,562 Previously on Andi Mack... 2 00:00:01,587 --> 00:00:03,286 What is your problem? 3 00:00:03,457 --> 00:00:04,723 You're the captain. 4 00:00:04,748 --> 00:00:06,228 Is this how you treat your teammates? 5 00:00:06,495 --> 00:00:07,390 You'll never know. 6 00:00:07,426 --> 00:00:08,525 BRITTANY: You are a genius. 7 00:00:08,718 --> 00:00:11,194 You are the Stephen Hawking of pressed powder. 8 00:00:11,230 --> 00:00:13,174 You should really consider doing this for a living. 9 00:00:13,198 --> 00:00:14,198 I do. 10 00:00:14,233 --> 00:00:15,365 I have feelings. 11 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,300 I'm sure you do, 12 00:00:17,336 --> 00:00:18,930 I've just never seen them. 13 00:00:18,957 --> 00:00:20,517 You just have to get to know me better. 14 00:00:20,545 --> 00:00:23,546 Amber, she came over here and just started... chatting. 15 00:00:23,571 --> 00:00:25,059 Maybe she wants to be friends. 16 00:00:25,084 --> 00:00:27,696 Why would she ever want to be friends with me? 17 00:00:27,866 --> 00:00:29,966 Maybe she likes you. Or maybe... 18 00:00:30,001 --> 00:00:31,238 she still likes you. 19 00:00:37,776 --> 00:00:38,941 Hold still! 20 00:00:38,977 --> 00:00:40,107 It tickles! 21 00:00:41,078 --> 00:00:42,210 I'm almost done. 22 00:00:46,885 --> 00:00:47,984 Whoa! 23 00:00:48,019 --> 00:00:49,307 I look horrible! 24 00:00:50,088 --> 00:00:51,140 Huh. 25 00:00:51,276 --> 00:00:52,555 You're a magician. 26 00:00:52,724 --> 00:00:53,756 Thanks! 27 00:00:53,992 --> 00:00:55,958 It's got to be worth at least a B+ 28 00:00:55,994 --> 00:00:58,720 on my Cuts, Bruises, and Miscellaneous Wounds final. 29 00:00:58,745 --> 00:01:00,080 Yeah. 30 00:01:00,304 --> 00:01:02,027 And next up is? 31 00:01:02,052 --> 00:01:03,696 Old Age Prosthetics. 32 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:05,376 Then Monsters and Martians 33 00:01:05,411 --> 00:01:07,278 and about a thousand other things. 34 00:01:07,313 --> 00:01:10,347 And that all leads to finishing my Cinematic Makeup unit 35 00:01:10,383 --> 00:01:12,983 for my cosmetology certification! 36 00:01:13,019 --> 00:01:14,318 I'm so proud of you, Bex! 37 00:01:17,123 --> 00:01:19,223 (GASPS) What happened? 38 00:01:19,258 --> 00:01:20,391 Oh... 39 00:01:20,426 --> 00:01:22,193 not cool. 40 00:01:22,228 --> 00:01:23,260 Seriously? 41 00:01:25,031 --> 00:01:26,197 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 42 00:01:26,232 --> 00:01:29,166 ? I'm standing on the edge ? 43 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:32,069 ? And everything I know-ow-ow ? 44 00:01:32,431 --> 00:01:34,364 ? Is blown away ? 45 00:01:35,597 --> 00:01:38,375 ? Life is upside down ? 46 00:01:39,139 --> 00:01:41,825 ? But any way it go-o-oes ? 47 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:44,641 ? I'll work it out ? 48 00:01:45,151 --> 00:01:48,385 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 49 00:01:48,421 --> 00:01:50,988 ? Here we go ? 50 00:01:52,225 --> 00:01:55,432 - ? One, two, three, - I'm ready for tomorrow ? 51 00:01:55,525 --> 00:01:58,028 ? Tomorrow starts today ? 52 00:01:58,064 --> 00:02:00,166 ? There ain't a map to follow ? 53 00:02:00,406 --> 00:02:02,266 ? But I'm with you all the way ? 54 00:02:02,301 --> 00:02:05,035 - ? I'm ready for tomorrow ? - ? Hey ? 55 00:02:05,071 --> 00:02:07,238 - ? Tomorrow starts today ? - ? Hey ? 56 00:02:07,273 --> 00:02:09,974 - ? There ain't a map to follow ? - ? Hey ? 57 00:02:10,009 --> 00:02:12,309 - ? But I'm with you all the way ? - ? Hey ? 58 00:02:12,742 --> 00:02:14,149 ? All the way ? 59 00:02:14,173 --> 00:02:16,093 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 60 00:02:16,408 --> 00:02:17,948 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 61 00:02:20,602 --> 00:02:21,968 (CHEERING) 62 00:02:21,993 --> 00:02:23,660 Go, Buffy! 63 00:02:27,866 --> 00:02:28,898 T.J.! 64 00:02:28,934 --> 00:02:30,834 I'm right here, come on! 65 00:02:33,538 --> 00:02:34,678 ? ? 66 00:02:39,711 --> 00:02:41,578 Over here! I'm wide open! 67 00:02:41,613 --> 00:02:43,747 ? Under my control ? 68 00:02:43,782 --> 00:02:46,750 ? Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh ? 69 00:02:46,785 --> 00:02:48,918 ? Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh ? 70 00:02:48,954 --> 00:02:49,979 Come on! 71 00:02:51,303 --> 00:02:52,435 (REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE) 72 00:02:56,661 --> 00:02:57,884 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 73 00:02:58,764 --> 00:02:59,896 Whoops. 74 00:03:00,766 --> 00:03:01,990 Seriously? 75 00:03:02,567 --> 00:03:03,800 CYRUS: Great job, Buffy! 76 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:04,835 Great dish! 77 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,537 That means "assist." 78 00:03:09,295 --> 00:03:12,329 Cyrus, I'm not sure your cheering's helping. 79 00:03:12,778 --> 00:03:14,770 Maybe we should use my signs instead. 80 00:03:15,286 --> 00:03:17,353 "Buffy dribbles in her sleep." 81 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,179 Yeah, definitely not that one. 82 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:20,499 Uh... 83 00:03:21,161 --> 00:03:22,545 how about this one? 84 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:25,273 "You can't out-tuff the Buff!" 85 00:03:25,936 --> 00:03:26,968 Better. 86 00:03:33,558 --> 00:03:34,724 It was such a great game! 87 00:03:34,759 --> 00:03:36,859 I've never had so much fun watching sports. 88 00:03:36,894 --> 00:03:38,494 I wasn't bored once. 89 00:03:38,529 --> 00:03:39,873 You get bored watching the Space Otters? 90 00:03:39,897 --> 00:03:41,764 No, of course not. 91 00:03:41,799 --> 00:03:43,566 But there are some times 92 00:03:43,601 --> 00:03:45,446 when you're trying to get the Frisbee out of a tree 93 00:03:45,470 --> 00:03:47,234 that I get a jump-start on my homework. 94 00:03:47,259 --> 00:03:49,682 Cyrus, today was not a good game. 95 00:03:50,107 --> 00:03:51,406 But you won. 96 00:03:51,909 --> 00:03:53,375 That's why we all cheered at the end, right? 97 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,498 Yeah, 98 00:03:54,523 --> 00:03:57,191 but my whole team made sure I didn't get to do anything. 99 00:03:57,216 --> 00:03:59,183 But you made that amazing pass to T.J. 100 00:03:59,208 --> 00:04:00,699 That wasn't a pass. 101 00:04:01,011 --> 00:04:03,278 He stole the ball right out of my hands. 102 00:04:04,628 --> 00:04:05,916 Oh. 103 00:04:06,950 --> 00:04:08,116 You okay? 104 00:04:08,298 --> 00:04:11,366 Yeah, I think it's just, uh, baby tater withdrawal. 105 00:04:11,395 --> 00:04:13,924 We gave Amber our order forever ago. 106 00:04:14,138 --> 00:04:15,614 Well, it is really busy in here. 107 00:04:15,639 --> 00:04:16,738 Don't defend her! 108 00:04:16,815 --> 00:04:18,681 She's the worst waitress ever. 109 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,718 Okay, I'm gonna go see what's taking so long. 110 00:04:22,787 --> 00:04:24,114 (SIGHS) 111 00:04:24,175 --> 00:04:27,478 Look, I just don't wanna come home if you and Mom are fighting again. 112 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:30,638 I don't know, Dad, I'll find somewhere to stay, 113 00:04:30,662 --> 00:04:31,828 but I can't be around... 114 00:04:34,766 --> 00:04:36,004 Whatever. 115 00:04:36,093 --> 00:04:38,060 I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow. 116 00:04:41,819 --> 00:04:42,969 I'm sorry. 117 00:04:42,994 --> 00:04:44,910 I didn't mean to eavesdrop. 118 00:04:45,675 --> 00:04:47,141 What did you hear? 119 00:04:47,278 --> 00:04:48,343 Nothing. 120 00:04:50,407 --> 00:04:52,407 I'm so sorry your parents are fighting. 121 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,839 Yeah, well... 122 00:04:54,438 --> 00:04:55,511 me, too. 123 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,454 Things haven't been super great with them lately. 124 00:05:01,352 --> 00:05:02,734 Your baby taters! 125 00:05:03,395 --> 00:05:05,628 Here I am, talking about my stupid problems, 126 00:05:05,663 --> 00:05:07,204 and you're just here for your food. 127 00:05:07,229 --> 00:05:09,297 - Let me... - Yes, we're hungry, 128 00:05:10,054 --> 00:05:12,667 but, if you wanna talk... 129 00:05:20,712 --> 00:05:22,812 What are they talking about? 130 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,027 It's obviously not food. 131 00:05:26,156 --> 00:05:28,323 And it's not really any of our business. 132 00:05:28,653 --> 00:05:30,099 Oh, Jonah, 133 00:05:30,267 --> 00:05:32,052 it's always our business. 134 00:05:32,469 --> 00:05:35,237 Don't worry, I've been watching videos on how to lip-read. 135 00:05:35,272 --> 00:05:36,572 Let me take a crack at this. 136 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:39,350 Peanuts and applesauce. 137 00:05:40,532 --> 00:05:42,529 The angry rabbits spilled... 138 00:05:43,701 --> 00:05:46,369 marbles on my trampoline. 139 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:50,080 Hey, I don't move the lips, I just read 'em. 140 00:05:52,196 --> 00:05:53,428 Here she comes. 141 00:05:56,881 --> 00:05:59,615 So, what was all that about? 142 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:02,276 I think I just invited Amber to sleep over. 143 00:06:03,342 --> 00:06:05,513 - What? - Whoa, I was way off. 144 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,657 Well, she's going through a really hard time 145 00:06:07,692 --> 00:06:09,725 and she needed someplace to stay tonight. 146 00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:11,427 You're a good person, Andi Mack. 147 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,534 You are a good person, Andi Mack. 148 00:06:18,570 --> 00:06:19,618 You're also dumb. 149 00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:21,504 You know you can't trust her. 150 00:06:21,806 --> 00:06:23,519 She's trying to change. 151 00:06:24,235 --> 00:06:25,863 She wants to be a better person. 152 00:06:26,103 --> 00:06:27,536 She did seem different. 153 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:29,789 Andi, have you ever heard the story 154 00:06:29,814 --> 00:06:31,294 of the frog and the scorpion? 155 00:06:31,442 --> 00:06:33,827 No, but I bet I'm about to. 156 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:37,653 A scorpion asks a frog to carry it across a river on its back. 157 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,705 "No way, you'll sting me," says the frog. 158 00:06:40,004 --> 00:06:42,204 But the Scorpion promises not to. 159 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:43,833 So the frog agrees. 160 00:06:44,268 --> 00:06:46,134 Then halfway across the river, 161 00:06:46,159 --> 00:06:47,909 the scorpion stings the frog anyway, 162 00:06:48,119 --> 00:06:49,743 and they both drown. 163 00:06:50,468 --> 00:06:51,667 What's your point? 164 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:52,761 My point is... 165 00:06:53,164 --> 00:06:54,463 once a scorpion, 166 00:06:55,026 --> 00:06:57,198 always a scorpion. 167 00:06:57,475 --> 00:07:00,492 I seem to remember in the last story, Amber was a snake. 168 00:07:00,819 --> 00:07:02,272 She is a snake. 169 00:07:02,647 --> 00:07:04,080 And she's a scorpion. 170 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,857 She's a "snorpion." 171 00:07:11,523 --> 00:07:12,655 (SIGHS) 172 00:07:19,171 --> 00:07:20,277 (DOOR OPENS) 173 00:07:20,319 --> 00:07:21,451 You're here! 174 00:07:23,262 --> 00:07:24,361 You're here? 175 00:07:24,456 --> 00:07:26,855 Hi, Mrs. Mack. Thank you so much for having me. 176 00:07:27,033 --> 00:07:28,132 (LAUGHS) Please... 177 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,572 Mrs. Mack is my mother. 178 00:07:29,796 --> 00:07:31,256 You can call me Ms. Mack. 179 00:07:31,416 --> 00:07:33,050 And tell me what you're doing here. 180 00:07:33,075 --> 00:07:35,213 Mom, Amber's spending the night. 181 00:07:35,238 --> 00:07:36,304 I asked her to. 182 00:07:36,329 --> 00:07:37,717 Seriously? 183 00:07:38,343 --> 00:07:40,443 (WHISPERING) If this is a hostage situation, 184 00:07:40,632 --> 00:07:41,954 blink twice. 185 00:07:42,888 --> 00:07:44,330 - Mom! - It's okay, 186 00:07:44,483 --> 00:07:45,550 I get it. 187 00:07:45,944 --> 00:07:48,620 Last time I saw you, I wasn't in a very good place. 188 00:07:49,467 --> 00:07:51,567 Being with Jonah made me a little, 189 00:07:52,035 --> 00:07:53,336 well... 190 00:07:53,371 --> 00:07:54,371 you saw. 191 00:07:54,706 --> 00:07:56,050 I was mean. 192 00:07:56,608 --> 00:07:59,093 But I'm not that person anymore, I promise. 193 00:07:59,511 --> 00:08:00,675 Mm-hmm. 194 00:08:01,446 --> 00:08:03,346 Andy, have you ever heard the story 195 00:08:03,381 --> 00:08:04,661 about the frog and the scorpion? 196 00:08:04,801 --> 00:08:05,855 Okay, 197 00:08:06,317 --> 00:08:07,894 we're going to my room now. 198 00:08:20,432 --> 00:08:22,299 Do you ever do crafts? 199 00:08:24,302 --> 00:08:25,535 Not really. 200 00:08:28,099 --> 00:08:29,501 Wanna shop online? 201 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,400 I don't have any money. 202 00:08:32,577 --> 00:08:33,701 Yeah. 203 00:08:33,965 --> 00:08:34,965 Me neither. 204 00:08:37,682 --> 00:08:38,712 (SIGHS) 205 00:08:40,685 --> 00:08:43,111 So, what do you want to do? 206 00:08:52,564 --> 00:08:55,231 ? I just came to have a good time ? 207 00:08:55,266 --> 00:08:56,532 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? 208 00:08:56,568 --> 00:08:58,668 ? Now everybody, hands high ? 209 00:08:58,703 --> 00:09:00,303 ? Whoa, oh, oh ? 210 00:09:00,338 --> 00:09:02,605 ? Feels good on cloud 9 ? 211 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,307 ? Whoa, oh, oh ? 212 00:09:04,342 --> 00:09:06,175 ? Now everything is here ? 213 00:09:06,211 --> 00:09:07,577 ? Right here, right now ? 214 00:09:07,612 --> 00:09:09,278 ? Whoa, oh, oh... ? 215 00:09:09,314 --> 00:09:10,314 (GIGGLING) 216 00:09:13,184 --> 00:09:14,937 ? Hey ? 217 00:09:15,186 --> 00:09:16,452 ? You ? 218 00:09:16,874 --> 00:09:18,254 ? Shine like a star ? 219 00:09:18,289 --> 00:09:20,256 ? 'Cause you know that you are ? 220 00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:22,411 ? So come through... ? 221 00:09:23,587 --> 00:09:24,427 (LAUGHS) 222 00:09:24,462 --> 00:09:26,429 ? Free mind, every time ? 223 00:09:26,702 --> 00:09:29,432 ? I just came to have a good time ? 224 00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:31,200 ? Whoa, oh, oh ? 225 00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:32,379 ? Now everybody, hands high... ? 226 00:09:32,403 --> 00:09:33,447 - Looking good. - Looks good. 227 00:09:33,471 --> 00:09:34,604 ? Whoa, oh, oh ? 228 00:09:34,639 --> 00:09:36,572 ? Feels good on cloud 9... ? 229 00:09:36,608 --> 00:09:38,474 - Looks good, I think! - ? Whoa, oh, oh ? 230 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:40,287 - ? Yeah, everything is here ? - There you go! 231 00:09:40,311 --> 00:09:42,211 - All right. - ? Right here, right now ? 232 00:09:42,247 --> 00:09:43,513 ? Whoa, oh, oh ? 233 00:09:43,548 --> 00:09:45,414 ? Whoa, oh, oh... ? 234 00:09:45,450 --> 00:09:46,572 (LAUGHING) 235 00:09:47,218 --> 00:09:48,427 (PHONE RINGING) 236 00:09:48,882 --> 00:09:51,057 Oh, sorry. I should probably... 237 00:09:51,082 --> 00:09:52,401 Yeah, totally. Go ahead. 238 00:09:54,225 --> 00:09:56,637 BUFFY (OVER PHONE): Oh, no. Amber's started the cloning process. 239 00:09:56,661 --> 00:09:57,661 (SHUSHING) 240 00:09:57,695 --> 00:09:59,562 It's just a wig, obviously. 241 00:09:59,597 --> 00:10:01,564 Those are the wigs from your party! 242 00:10:01,599 --> 00:10:03,644 You're letting her play with the stuff from your party! 243 00:10:03,668 --> 00:10:05,635 She lost her chance to do that, 244 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:07,570 when she ruined your party. 245 00:10:07,605 --> 00:10:10,439 Guys, be cool. We're having a good time. 246 00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:12,755 Prove it. 247 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:16,679 See? 248 00:10:16,714 --> 00:10:18,614 Tell her she can't pull off the Andi. 249 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:20,258 That's your signature look. 250 00:10:20,518 --> 00:10:22,946 And tell her, if she tries anything... 251 00:10:23,004 --> 00:10:25,147 Okay, thank you. Bye. 252 00:10:30,428 --> 00:10:32,361 (SIGHS) You heard? 253 00:10:32,397 --> 00:10:34,363 Your room isn't exactly huge, 254 00:10:34,399 --> 00:10:36,532 and your friends aren't exactly subtle. 255 00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:37,780 Yeah. 256 00:10:38,703 --> 00:10:40,570 But I did mean what I said. 257 00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:42,605 I am actually having a good time. 258 00:10:43,675 --> 00:10:45,441 Me too, actually. 259 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,413 My dad lost his job. 260 00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:53,382 That's why they're fighting, and why I'm working at 'The Spoon'. 261 00:10:53,823 --> 00:10:54,823 Oh... 262 00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:56,029 wow. 263 00:10:57,422 --> 00:10:58,993 That sounds really hard. 264 00:10:59,588 --> 00:11:01,290 It's not great. 265 00:11:01,326 --> 00:11:03,913 (SIGHS) Amber, I don't even know what to say. 266 00:11:05,035 --> 00:11:06,329 You already said it. 267 00:11:06,364 --> 00:11:07,597 You invited me here. 268 00:11:10,301 --> 00:11:12,268 Whatever. I'm being a downer. 269 00:11:12,303 --> 00:11:13,514 Let's not talk about it anymore. 270 00:11:13,538 --> 00:11:15,828 Okay. So, what do you want to do next? 271 00:11:15,981 --> 00:11:18,407 Uh, I think there's a laser pointer in there 272 00:11:18,443 --> 00:11:20,106 that the Wadman's cat seems to love. 273 00:11:20,378 --> 00:11:22,281 Wanna do something really fun? 274 00:11:36,427 --> 00:11:39,428 ? I don't need to sleep tonight ? 275 00:11:40,531 --> 00:11:43,599 ? I just want to feel alive... ? 276 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:47,403 ANDI: I don't think we're supposed to be here. 277 00:11:47,438 --> 00:11:49,538 Duh! That's what makes it an adventure. 278 00:11:49,574 --> 00:11:50,920 Live a little! 279 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,541 Are we gonna get in trouble? 280 00:11:52,577 --> 00:11:54,577 No, I do this all the time. 281 00:11:56,447 --> 00:11:57,680 (ELECTRICITY POWERS ON) 282 00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,123 Whoa! (LAUGHS) 283 00:12:02,487 --> 00:12:03,719 Wanna ride the ferris wheel? 284 00:12:04,148 --> 00:12:07,015 I'm gonna say one more time that I don't think we should. 285 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,929 And then I'm gonna get on! 286 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:13,429 ? Let's go chasing stars this evening ? 287 00:12:13,464 --> 00:12:15,206 ? Eyes wide shut ? 288 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:18,054 ? In fast cars dreaming ? 289 00:12:18,636 --> 00:12:20,080 ? Oh ? 290 00:12:20,605 --> 00:12:23,372 ? At the speed of light ? 291 00:12:24,442 --> 00:12:27,243 ? Thought this could be paradise ? 292 00:12:27,278 --> 00:12:30,546 ? Let's go chasing stars this evening ? 293 00:12:30,581 --> 00:12:32,515 ? Eyes wide shut ? 294 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:35,518 ? In fast cars dreaming... ? 295 00:12:37,288 --> 00:12:39,321 This is awesome! 296 00:12:39,357 --> 00:12:40,489 Right? 297 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:45,528 ? Thought this could be paradise ? 298 00:12:45,563 --> 00:12:50,045 ? And the colors won't fade 'till morning... ? 299 00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:52,702 There you go! The best view in Shadyside. 300 00:12:53,056 --> 00:12:55,471 Thank you so much for bringing me here. 301 00:12:55,506 --> 00:12:57,178 - No prob. - (CELL PHONE RINGS) 302 00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:01,610 (RINGING CONTINUES) 303 00:13:01,646 --> 00:13:02,821 Is that my phone? 304 00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:05,648 Amber? 305 00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:09,351 Can I come down now? 306 00:13:11,231 --> 00:13:12,388 No. 307 00:13:12,423 --> 00:13:13,423 No? 308 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,954 Not until you apologize for stealing Jonah. 309 00:13:16,227 --> 00:13:18,527 What? I-I didn't steal Jonah. 310 00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:21,397 Yes, you did! And I want to hear you say "I'm sorry." 311 00:13:21,432 --> 00:13:22,761 (SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE) 312 00:13:22,939 --> 00:13:23,955 Amber? 313 00:13:24,702 --> 00:13:26,435 It's the police. Let me down! 314 00:13:28,406 --> 00:13:30,059 Amber, come back! 315 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,309 Amber! 316 00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:34,774 You! 317 00:13:35,402 --> 00:13:37,681 You... snorpion! 318 00:13:38,249 --> 00:13:39,741 Amber, come back! 319 00:13:40,798 --> 00:13:42,176 Amber! 320 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,284 Well, that was fun. Just exactly what I wanted 321 00:13:50,309 --> 00:13:51,532 on my Saturday night... 322 00:13:51,558 --> 00:13:52,985 at the police station. 323 00:13:54,238 --> 00:13:56,870 You always say you think I'm too well-behaved. 324 00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:58,473 Well, there's a line, 325 00:13:58,509 --> 00:14:00,509 and it's right before police station. 326 00:14:00,544 --> 00:14:03,412 - It wasn't even my idea. - Even worse. 327 00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:05,247 If I ever have to pick you up from jail again, 328 00:14:05,282 --> 00:14:07,249 it better be because you took some initiative. 329 00:14:07,284 --> 00:14:10,898 - It wasn't jail. - The point is, it wasn't your bed. 330 00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:12,686 You can't honestly be mad. 331 00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:15,457 You and Bowie used to sneak out all the time. 332 00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:17,598 You really wanna make that argument? 333 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:20,808 No. 334 00:14:21,365 --> 00:14:23,658 So, should I be deciding my punishment? 335 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:27,181 No! I'm the mother here. I'll be deciding your punishment. 336 00:14:30,631 --> 00:14:31,678 Any ideas? 337 00:14:31,728 --> 00:14:33,728 Of course I have ideas. I'm the father. 338 00:14:40,284 --> 00:14:42,481 Should I go to my room and think about what I've done? 339 00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:44,041 (SIGHS) Fine. 340 00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:45,587 It just seems so unoriginal. 341 00:14:57,087 --> 00:14:58,097 (SIGHS) 342 00:14:58,335 --> 00:14:59,952 Her first time sneaking out. 343 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:02,960 I'm a swirl of terrified and proud. 344 00:15:04,308 --> 00:15:06,408 She did manage to get by you. 345 00:15:06,443 --> 00:15:09,277 The apprentice has now become the master. 346 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,379 I don't know about master. 347 00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,541 I sleep like a log... in a coma. 348 00:15:15,119 --> 00:15:17,185 Is it bad that the thing I'm most upset about 349 00:15:17,221 --> 00:15:19,154 is that she didn't invite me along? 350 00:15:19,706 --> 00:15:20,766 Not at all. 351 00:15:21,393 --> 00:15:22,557 Of course it is. 352 00:15:22,593 --> 00:15:24,881 That's not something a good parents says. 353 00:15:25,329 --> 00:15:26,329 (SIGHS) 354 00:15:26,363 --> 00:15:28,163 I'm a terrible mom. 355 00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:30,635 Hey. You're a great mom. 356 00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:34,302 You're just not a very typical one. 357 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,606 Thank you for being here. 358 00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:41,576 I told you I would be. 359 00:15:42,111 --> 00:15:43,445 We're a team, remember? 360 00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:46,214 Right. Team Andi. 361 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:47,349 Mm-hmm. 362 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:50,653 Well... 363 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:54,389 I definitely still owe you for being my makeup model the other day. 364 00:15:54,424 --> 00:15:56,424 - Yes you do. - Are you hungry? 365 00:15:56,973 --> 00:15:57,980 Starving. 366 00:15:58,086 --> 00:15:59,733 How about chocolate chip pancakes? 367 00:16:00,102 --> 00:16:01,173 Sounds great. 368 00:16:04,368 --> 00:16:05,512 You need me to make them, don't you? 369 00:16:05,536 --> 00:16:07,369 Only if you want them to taste good. 370 00:16:07,404 --> 00:16:08,470 (LAUGHS) 371 00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:16,278 (CYRUS AND BUFFY LAUGHING) 372 00:16:16,313 --> 00:16:19,247 Told you. The Ultimate field always smells like f... 373 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,083 CYRUS: It's T.J. 374 00:16:22,519 --> 00:16:23,819 I see him. 375 00:16:24,628 --> 00:16:27,080 Wow. He looks a lot meaner outside. 376 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,086 I'm gonna go over there and talk to him. 377 00:16:30,427 --> 00:16:32,294 You mean, yell at him? 378 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,602 You can't just go over there and yell at him. 379 00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,948 Well, I can't yell at him from here. 380 00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:39,274 Is there a plan that doesn't involve yelling? 381 00:16:42,406 --> 00:16:44,539 - Nope. - I have one. I have one. 382 00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:46,801 Delicately open a friendly dialogue. 383 00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:49,411 Or something in between. You do you. 384 00:16:49,446 --> 00:16:52,447 Just don't do the you that you usually do. 385 00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:55,703 Are you saying I should be nice? 386 00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:58,440 Yes! At least... open with it. 387 00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:03,191 Okay. But if that doesn't work, 388 00:17:03,227 --> 00:17:04,426 there will be yelling. 389 00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:08,330 ? What if you followed me... ? 390 00:17:08,668 --> 00:17:09,464 Hey. 391 00:17:09,499 --> 00:17:11,533 ? Back to the place we began... ? 392 00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:13,134 Hey. 393 00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:16,188 Look, normally, I would bite your head off, 394 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:19,369 but I'm trying this new thing today where I don't. 395 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,276 Okay... 396 00:17:21,311 --> 00:17:23,245 I know it can be tough to be a leader. 397 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,514 You want what's best for the team, and I do, too. 398 00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:29,139 So, I can help, if you let me. 399 00:17:29,553 --> 00:17:32,087 What can I do to make things better between us? 400 00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:35,090 - Quit. - Quit? 401 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:38,193 - Go play on a girls' team. - There is no girls' team. 402 00:17:38,595 --> 00:17:40,829 - That's not my problem. - Listen! 403 00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:43,362 (INAUDIBLE) 404 00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:51,591 So, that went well. 405 00:17:52,175 --> 00:17:54,527 Cyrus, read my lips. 406 00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:56,881 Stop lip-reading! 407 00:18:05,289 --> 00:18:06,613 What can I get y... 408 00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:09,224 Oh, my gosh! What happened? 409 00:18:09,474 --> 00:18:12,360 What happened? You happened. 410 00:18:12,396 --> 00:18:14,095 After you ran off, 411 00:18:14,131 --> 00:18:16,298 I tried to climb down the ferris wheel. 412 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:19,234 - And... - It didn't go well. 413 00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:22,537 Andi, I am so sorry! 414 00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:24,940 I really was having a good time with you. 415 00:18:25,487 --> 00:18:27,242 And then Jonah called. 416 00:18:27,511 --> 00:18:29,444 I don't know what I was thinking. 417 00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:31,513 And then the police came and I panicked. 418 00:18:31,548 --> 00:18:33,548 I almost came back and got you, I swear. 419 00:18:33,976 --> 00:18:37,164 Listen to that. She almost had a conscience. 420 00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:40,793 What can I do? Anything. Name it. 421 00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:42,779 Anything? 422 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:45,850 A free milkshake? A free lunch? 423 00:18:46,229 --> 00:18:47,831 Free baby taters for life. 424 00:18:48,198 --> 00:18:49,331 Actually, 425 00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:51,333 I think all I need are a few more napkins 426 00:18:51,368 --> 00:18:53,512 to clean off all of this makeup. 427 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,051 It's not real? 428 00:18:56,406 --> 00:18:58,781 Her mom's gonna be a professional makeup artist. 429 00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:00,508 Who was happy to help us fool 430 00:19:00,544 --> 00:19:02,477 a professional scam artist. 431 00:19:05,282 --> 00:19:07,449 Andi! What happened? 432 00:19:07,484 --> 00:19:08,719 Are you okay? 433 00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:10,856 Yup. I'm fine. 434 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,492 (TRAIN HORN TOOTS) 435 00:19:17,527 --> 00:19:20,328 - This is good ice cream. - Really good. Yeah. 436 00:19:20,364 --> 00:19:22,948 - So, she bought it? - She totally bought it. 437 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,031 I am so proud of myself. 438 00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:28,203 Revenge is a dish best served cold. 439 00:19:28,238 --> 00:19:30,021 - (ANDI LAUGHS) - Does yours taste okay? 440 00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:33,341 - Yeah. Yours doesn't? - It just smells... 441 00:19:33,377 --> 00:19:34,542 - weird. - What? 442 00:19:36,313 --> 00:19:38,513 Oh! I fell for it again. 443 00:19:38,747 --> 00:19:40,298 Fifteen years of this. 444 00:19:41,251 --> 00:19:42,517 Oh, wait. 445 00:19:42,552 --> 00:19:44,519 Uh, mine smells funny, too. 446 00:19:44,554 --> 00:19:46,321 Oh, great. How stupid do you think I am? 447 00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,189 Stupid enough to fall for the decoy! 448 00:19:48,225 --> 00:19:52,360 Oh! Looks like revenge is a dish that's too slow. 449 00:19:52,396 --> 00:19:53,999 Get back here! 450 00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,232 (SCREAMS) 451 00:19:57,267 --> 00:20:00,101 ? You're breaking through my walls ? 452 00:20:02,205 --> 00:20:04,339 ? Oh, oh, oh ? 453 00:20:04,374 --> 00:20:08,143 - ? I thought I had it all ? - No! 454 00:20:08,178 --> 00:20:11,312 ? But I'm so glad I was wrong ? 455 00:20:11,348 --> 00:20:15,116 ? I think I'm ready for you ? 456 00:20:16,486 --> 00:20:17,486 Next, on Andi Mack... 457 00:20:17,521 --> 00:20:19,666 Should Jonah and I be holding hands by now? 458 00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:22,390 Perhaps you suffer from hyperhidrosis. 459 00:20:22,426 --> 00:20:23,491 Sweaty palms? 460 00:20:23,527 --> 00:20:25,721 So, if I'm holding Jonah's hand... 461 00:20:26,296 --> 00:20:27,877 it can just happen? 462 00:20:28,265 --> 00:20:30,532 Andi, please step over to the table marked "A." 463 00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:33,814 Jonah, the "B" table. Stay with your group. 464 00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:35,136 JONAH: This is wrong. 465 00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:36,830 Why is their group getting special treatment? 466 00:20:36,854 --> 00:20:39,140 - Cookies! - You won't be able to get any. 467 00:20:39,176 --> 00:20:41,718 - They're going straight to Group A. - Hi, we're from Group A. 468 00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:42,872 (ALL SCREAMING) 469 00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:46,109 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 470 00:20:46,159 --> 00:20:50,709 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31979

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