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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:01,557 Previously, on Andi Mack... 2 00:00:01,582 --> 00:00:02,648 I love basketball. 3 00:00:02,683 --> 00:00:04,717 Jefferson doesn't have a girls' basketball team. 4 00:00:04,752 --> 00:00:06,171 Then I guess I have no choice. 5 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,005 You seem nervous. Are you nervous? 6 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,941 I'm not gonna make the team if I'm as good as the boys. 7 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:12,009 I have to be better. 8 00:00:12,044 --> 00:00:13,210 Woo-hoo! 9 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:15,012 Ooh, secret stash. 10 00:00:15,047 --> 00:00:16,146 Wait... Andy, don't! 11 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:18,881 This is that picture that you ripped up and threw away 12 00:00:18,906 --> 00:00:20,632 because you said he was nobody. 13 00:00:20,657 --> 00:00:23,724 - He's just... - Don't say he's nobody! 14 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,203 Is he the real reason why you can't marry Bowie? 15 00:00:26,758 --> 00:00:27,824 Why here? 16 00:00:27,859 --> 00:00:30,304 Why does she have to work here at The Spoon? 17 00:00:30,453 --> 00:00:33,454 My dad really doesn't want anyone to know he lost his job. 18 00:00:33,489 --> 00:00:35,031 I promise I won't tell anyone. 19 00:00:35,056 --> 00:00:36,367 AMBER: Thanks for listening. 20 00:00:48,604 --> 00:00:49,737 Hey, Andi. 21 00:00:50,390 --> 00:00:51,828 Hey, Amber. 22 00:00:52,257 --> 00:00:54,357 Get you started on a basket of baby taters? 23 00:00:54,527 --> 00:00:57,461 It's okay, I'll just wait for Buffy and Cyrus. 24 00:00:59,017 --> 00:00:59,992 Whatcha readin'? 25 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:07,174 I love that book. I cried so hard when Cassie died. 26 00:01:07,264 --> 00:01:09,264 Wait, Cassie dies? 27 00:01:11,019 --> 00:01:12,515 Wait, you cried? 28 00:01:12,662 --> 00:01:14,328 I have feelings. 29 00:01:14,363 --> 00:01:17,564 I'm sure you do. I've just never seen them. 30 00:01:18,359 --> 00:01:20,367 You just have to get to know me better. 31 00:01:20,403 --> 00:01:21,796 I have to? 32 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:27,153 I'm sorry. I... I was just being funny. 33 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:33,039 Oh, I think that guy over there is trying to get your attention. 34 00:01:33,483 --> 00:01:36,384 Okay. I see you. 35 00:01:36,686 --> 00:01:38,875 Some of these customers are so needy. 36 00:01:39,455 --> 00:01:40,718 (DOOR BELLS CHIMING) 37 00:01:41,772 --> 00:01:42,796 Hey. 38 00:01:43,964 --> 00:01:45,263 Okay, that was weird. 39 00:01:45,628 --> 00:01:47,085 - What? - Amber. 40 00:01:47,136 --> 00:01:49,436 She came over here and just started... chatting. 41 00:01:50,101 --> 00:01:52,093 Maybe she wants to be friends. 42 00:01:52,372 --> 00:01:54,804 Why would she ever wanna be friends with me? 43 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,195 Maybe she likes you. 44 00:02:03,169 --> 00:02:04,257 Or maybe... 45 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:07,203 she still likes you. 46 00:02:12,555 --> 00:02:15,960 ? I'm standin' on the edge ? 47 00:02:16,258 --> 00:02:20,561 ? And everything I know-oh-oh is blown away ? 48 00:02:22,163 --> 00:02:25,264 ? Life is upside down ? 49 00:02:25,289 --> 00:02:30,192 ? But any way it goes I'll work it out ? 50 00:02:31,592 --> 00:02:35,126 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 51 00:02:35,311 --> 00:02:37,718 ? Here we go ? 52 00:02:38,748 --> 00:02:41,648 - ? One, two, three ? - ? I'm ready for tomorrow ? 53 00:02:41,684 --> 00:02:44,485 ? Tomorrow starts today ? 54 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,620 ? There ain't a map to follow ? 55 00:02:46,655 --> 00:02:49,323 ? But I'm with you all the way ? 56 00:02:49,358 --> 00:02:51,592 ? I'm ready for tomorrow ? 57 00:02:51,627 --> 00:02:53,727 - ? Tomorrow starts today ? - ? Hey ? 58 00:02:53,796 --> 00:02:56,363 ? There ain't a map to follow ? 59 00:02:56,398 --> 00:02:59,366 - ? But I'm with you all the way ? -? Hey ? 60 00:02:59,401 --> 00:03:00,820 ? All the way ? 61 00:03:00,844 --> 00:03:03,351 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 62 00:03:04,473 --> 00:03:05,572 I love holding hands. 63 00:03:05,608 --> 00:03:06,640 Don't you just love holding hands? 64 00:03:06,675 --> 00:03:08,242 Only with you. (GIGGLES) 65 00:03:08,277 --> 00:03:10,277 We can do our pinkies together, 66 00:03:10,312 --> 00:03:11,984 or the one-finger hold. 67 00:03:12,001 --> 00:03:13,901 Or interlocking, my personal favorite. 68 00:03:13,937 --> 00:03:15,334 Hand holding is truly an art. 69 00:03:15,359 --> 00:03:17,004 And we are Van Goghs. 70 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,040 Do you wanna Van Gogh to my house tomorrow night? 71 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:20,942 - I'd Louvre to. (LAUGHS) - (GIGGLES) 72 00:03:20,977 --> 00:03:23,311 I can't get over us. We're perfect for each other. 73 00:03:23,613 --> 00:03:25,279 If I wasn't already holding your hand, 74 00:03:25,304 --> 00:03:26,981 I would so be holding your hand right now. 75 00:03:27,016 --> 00:03:28,132 (BOTH GIGGLING) 76 00:03:28,781 --> 00:03:30,623 So tomorrow night, what'd you have in mind? 77 00:03:30,648 --> 00:03:32,296 Anything, it doesn't matter. 78 00:03:32,391 --> 00:03:34,191 There's a new reptile documentary. 79 00:03:34,226 --> 00:03:35,225 I've already seen it, 80 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:36,526 but I would happily watch it again. 81 00:03:36,562 --> 00:03:39,396 I'm baby-sitting my brother, but he has to be in bed by seven. 82 00:03:39,431 --> 00:03:41,431 Oh, interesting wrinkle. 83 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:43,200 So it will just be you and me. 84 00:03:43,235 --> 00:03:45,168 And a Komodo dragon. Spoiler alert. 85 00:03:45,204 --> 00:03:46,236 (GIGGLES) 86 00:03:48,945 --> 00:03:50,460 (COACH BLOWING WHISTLE) 87 00:03:55,859 --> 00:03:58,117 ? Well, it's all that you wanted ? 88 00:03:58,142 --> 00:04:00,175 ? And that's how you survive ? 89 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,100 ? And the way that you hold your head ? 90 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:04,092 ? You're glad to be alive ? 91 00:04:06,839 --> 00:04:07,972 Who's that? 92 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:11,231 That's TJ. Team captain. 93 00:04:11,256 --> 00:04:13,156 We've had four classes together. 94 00:04:13,181 --> 00:04:15,181 And he has no idea who I am. 95 00:04:22,419 --> 00:04:23,652 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 96 00:04:24,688 --> 00:04:26,117 All right, listen up, ballers. 97 00:04:26,138 --> 00:04:28,005 Tryouts today. Roster goes up tomorrow. 98 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,828 Any questions? Good, none! 99 00:04:30,214 --> 00:04:31,380 Wind sprints! Line 'em up! 100 00:04:31,593 --> 00:04:32,906 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 101 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:36,180 (COACH BLOWING WHISTLE) 102 00:04:36,347 --> 00:04:37,375 ? 103 00:04:42,546 --> 00:04:44,882 Track-team represent! 104 00:04:45,424 --> 00:04:46,601 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 105 00:04:48,194 --> 00:04:49,234 ? 106 00:05:00,006 --> 00:05:01,138 Keep up next time. 107 00:05:01,173 --> 00:05:03,366 Me? You're the one sucking air. 108 00:05:03,391 --> 00:05:05,258 My heart rate's back to normal. 109 00:05:05,293 --> 00:05:06,945 You're nothing if not kind. 110 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:08,742 And you're nothing if... 111 00:05:10,265 --> 00:05:11,430 Nothing if what? 112 00:05:12,051 --> 00:05:13,765 That's all. Just nothing. 113 00:05:14,569 --> 00:05:16,320 Seriously, Buffy? You... 114 00:05:16,593 --> 00:05:19,172 really think you're gonna make the boys' basketball team? 115 00:05:19,207 --> 00:05:23,328 I really think I'm gonna make the boys' basketball team... better. 116 00:05:24,179 --> 00:05:27,346 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 117 00:05:27,382 --> 00:05:30,416 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 118 00:05:30,451 --> 00:05:33,519 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 119 00:05:33,555 --> 00:05:36,389 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 120 00:05:36,424 --> 00:05:38,391 ? Open the door ? 121 00:05:38,426 --> 00:05:39,445 ? 122 00:05:47,402 --> 00:05:48,939 ? Friday morning on the train 123 00:05:48,964 --> 00:05:52,046 I got my black suit on, my office pumps again ? 124 00:05:54,242 --> 00:05:57,476 ? I'm somebody else, you ain't met me before ? 125 00:05:57,512 --> 00:06:01,280 ? I put my real face on and open the door ? 126 00:06:03,551 --> 00:06:07,420 ? Wham bam, here I am Goddess of the glitter and glam ? 127 00:06:07,455 --> 00:06:10,456 ? Yes, catch a breath, gotcha eating out of my hand ? 128 00:06:11,492 --> 00:06:12,765 That was a foul! 129 00:06:12,842 --> 00:06:15,977 This is a drill. There aren't any fouls in a drill. 130 00:06:16,364 --> 00:06:17,906 What is your problem? 131 00:06:17,964 --> 00:06:21,265 You're the captain. Is this how you treat your teammates? 132 00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:22,835 You'll never know. 133 00:06:23,538 --> 00:06:26,572 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 134 00:06:26,608 --> 00:06:30,107 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 135 00:06:30,132 --> 00:06:32,296 ? Don't, know, gone ? 136 00:06:32,321 --> 00:06:34,453 So, what happened at tryouts? 137 00:06:35,381 --> 00:06:36,921 I'm not on the team. 138 00:06:37,085 --> 00:06:38,417 They already posted the roster? 139 00:06:38,453 --> 00:06:40,286 I thought that was tomorrow. 140 00:06:40,355 --> 00:06:42,609 It is. But I already know. 141 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,449 TJ hates me. 142 00:06:45,454 --> 00:06:46,640 I hate TJ. 143 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,195 Who's TJ? 144 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,873 The captain. He kept calling me "little girl," 145 00:06:50,898 --> 00:06:52,906 saying, "Go back to your playground." 146 00:06:53,201 --> 00:06:55,867 Whoa. What did you say to him? 147 00:06:55,892 --> 00:06:58,371 Nothing. I'm not gonna trash talk the captain 148 00:06:58,406 --> 00:06:59,937 when I'm trying to make the team. 149 00:07:01,175 --> 00:07:02,408 Which I didn't. 150 00:07:02,443 --> 00:07:05,039 But he doesn't pick the players, the coach does, right? 151 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:06,452 Yeah, but... 152 00:07:06,481 --> 00:07:08,851 Hey, guys. Mind if I sit down? 153 00:07:08,876 --> 00:07:10,116 My dogs are barkin'. 154 00:07:11,071 --> 00:07:13,585 That's waitress-speak for "my feet are tired." 155 00:07:15,356 --> 00:07:16,484 (BELL CHIMES) 156 00:07:17,225 --> 00:07:19,525 (SIGHS) Enjoy your childhood, kids. 157 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:21,210 It doesn't get any easier. 158 00:07:26,134 --> 00:07:27,400 What was that? 159 00:07:27,435 --> 00:07:29,568 I don't know. 160 00:07:30,836 --> 00:07:33,003 Jonah says she wants to be friends. 161 00:07:33,248 --> 00:07:36,851 Jonah just wants everything to be docious magocious. 162 00:07:38,413 --> 00:07:41,257 I think she just wants to stay close to Jonah. 163 00:07:41,549 --> 00:07:44,820 So, she's tryin' to get close to me to make that happen. 164 00:07:44,992 --> 00:07:47,386 Of course. Jonah's the one who got away. 165 00:07:47,422 --> 00:07:49,555 - He's her "what if." - She can't move on. 166 00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:50,709 She needs closure. 167 00:07:50,734 --> 00:07:53,225 You're making it sound so romantic. 168 00:07:53,261 --> 00:07:56,395 It's the plot of every YA novel ever written. 169 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,578 Even the depressing futuristic ones. 170 00:08:14,902 --> 00:08:16,035 What? 171 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:18,190 Do I have a hair growing out of my chin? 172 00:08:18,255 --> 00:08:19,421 I have a question. 173 00:08:19,609 --> 00:08:21,420 About "nobody." 174 00:08:21,703 --> 00:08:22,976 Fire at will. 175 00:08:23,421 --> 00:08:27,976 You call him "nobody," but he's really "somebody," isn't he? 176 00:08:28,429 --> 00:08:30,921 At one time. Yeah. Not anymore. 177 00:08:31,165 --> 00:08:32,781 Is he the one that got away? 178 00:08:33,315 --> 00:08:34,514 What? 179 00:08:34,539 --> 00:08:36,502 You know, your "what if?" 180 00:08:37,132 --> 00:08:38,664 Where is this coming from? 181 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:41,428 Is he the reason you can't move on? 182 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:44,510 Oh, well, someone learned all the buzz words today. 183 00:08:44,773 --> 00:08:47,679 I'm just trying to have an open and honest conversation. 184 00:08:47,865 --> 00:08:49,732 Which you promised me we would have. 185 00:08:51,152 --> 00:08:53,687 You're right. I'm sorry. 186 00:08:57,585 --> 00:08:59,835 Is he the real reason you can't marry Bowie? 187 00:09:00,734 --> 00:09:01,866 Hmm. 188 00:09:01,929 --> 00:09:06,804 Well, Andi... relationships are... complicated. 189 00:09:07,502 --> 00:09:10,302 Yeah, I know. I've been in one less than a week, 190 00:09:10,338 --> 00:09:11,370 and I'm already in the weeds. 191 00:09:11,406 --> 00:09:13,109 Exactly. And guess what? 192 00:09:13,441 --> 00:09:15,107 It only gets more complicated. 193 00:09:15,302 --> 00:09:17,435 Even if I thought you could understand, 194 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:18,882 I couldn't explain it to you. 195 00:09:19,648 --> 00:09:21,743 Well, can you at least tell me why he's 196 00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:23,969 taped together in a toaster pastry box? 197 00:09:25,015 --> 00:09:26,578 Because I wanted the picture, 198 00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:30,290 but I couldn't put him in my memory box... yet. 199 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,281 You need closure. 200 00:09:34,395 --> 00:09:37,078 Do you even understand the words you're using? 201 00:09:37,221 --> 00:09:40,171 The point is, do you? 202 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:56,199 ? Inside, there's a girl hidin' ? 203 00:09:56,224 --> 00:10:02,195 ? She's still frightened of the voices in her head ? 204 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:08,268 ? But she's got somethin' that is somethin' 205 00:10:10,138 --> 00:10:15,575 ? I'm comin', breakin' out of my shell ? 206 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:19,512 ? Now it's time to take my place ? 207 00:10:21,834 --> 00:10:23,443 You better be messin' with us. 208 00:10:24,837 --> 00:10:26,997 - I am! - You made the team? 209 00:10:27,237 --> 00:10:28,786 I knew you would! 210 00:10:29,347 --> 00:10:30,841 I wanna go call my mom. 211 00:10:34,943 --> 00:10:36,373 Hi, Mommy. It's me. 212 00:10:36,789 --> 00:10:40,028 Guess what? I made it! I'm on the basketball team! 213 00:10:40,053 --> 00:10:42,853 Um, I'll make sure Dad records the games so you can watch me play. 214 00:10:43,106 --> 00:10:44,239 I love you. 215 00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:46,076 Call me later if you can. 216 00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:51,584 - Did you...? - No. 217 00:10:53,201 --> 00:10:55,521 Oh, I'm sorry. That stinks. 218 00:10:56,810 --> 00:10:57,896 But you did. 219 00:10:58,937 --> 00:11:02,279 You probably can't tell right now, but I'm really happy for you. 220 00:11:06,278 --> 00:11:08,378 TJ: Don't worry. She won't last long. 221 00:11:11,247 --> 00:11:12,560 What are you doing? 222 00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:16,131 I don't think we were ever introduced. 223 00:11:16,203 --> 00:11:18,771 Buffy. The new shooting guard? 224 00:11:19,658 --> 00:11:20,823 Funny. 225 00:11:21,649 --> 00:11:23,622 You look like the new bench warmer. 226 00:11:27,355 --> 00:11:29,146 Well, funny. You look... 227 00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:33,685 What happened to your great bantering skills? 228 00:11:33,815 --> 00:11:36,794 They're on vacation. With your fashion sense. 229 00:11:36,819 --> 00:11:38,118 Oh. There they are. 230 00:11:45,647 --> 00:11:46,787 CYRUS: I don't see her. 231 00:11:48,366 --> 00:11:49,499 There she is. 232 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:58,255 This is ridiculous. We have to celebrate. 233 00:11:58,306 --> 00:11:59,338 Not here. 234 00:11:59,459 --> 00:12:01,392 What's the worst that could happen? 235 00:12:01,461 --> 00:12:03,740 "What's the worst that could happen?" 236 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:06,615 You know the story about the guy with the pet python? 237 00:12:06,732 --> 00:12:08,466 No, but I already love it. 238 00:12:08,763 --> 00:12:10,912 He got the snake when it was just a baby. 239 00:12:11,071 --> 00:12:12,779 Raised it and played with it. 240 00:12:12,921 --> 00:12:14,560 Like it was a normal pet. 241 00:12:14,585 --> 00:12:15,826 He didn't keep it in a cage? 242 00:12:16,492 --> 00:12:18,474 - Can I finish the story? - Please! 243 00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:22,279 One morning, the guy wakes up. 244 00:12:22,315 --> 00:12:25,216 And the snake is lying next to him, completely straight. 245 00:12:25,251 --> 00:12:29,220 Not moving. The guy pokes it a few times, but nothing happens. 246 00:12:29,255 --> 00:12:32,256 He gets very sad because he's sure his pet snake is dead. 247 00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,935 - I'm scared. - Go on, go on! 248 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,194 Calls his vet, tells him what's going on. 249 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:40,599 And the vet screams, "Get out! Right now! 250 00:12:40,912 --> 00:12:43,865 The snake is measuring you to see if it can eat you." 251 00:12:44,203 --> 00:12:45,357 Oh! 252 00:12:45,571 --> 00:12:49,473 As a herpetologist, I know that that's not accurate reptile behavior, 253 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:52,161 but as a lover of stories, A-plus! 254 00:12:52,941 --> 00:12:54,591 What was the point of that story? 255 00:12:56,449 --> 00:12:59,357 I think, you've got yourself a pet snake. 256 00:13:05,358 --> 00:13:08,425 And she's measuring you. 257 00:13:11,063 --> 00:13:13,005 We need to find a new hangout. 258 00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:17,669 Bye, Spoon. 259 00:13:26,145 --> 00:13:27,278 Thanks. 260 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:29,818 Is it too salty? 261 00:13:30,022 --> 00:13:31,321 It's perfect. 262 00:13:31,904 --> 00:13:33,810 - The movie? - All cued up. 263 00:13:35,505 --> 00:13:37,138 - Better? - Much. 264 00:13:37,492 --> 00:13:39,810 No we can really see all the scales and teeth. 265 00:13:41,294 --> 00:13:42,919 - Ready? - Mm-hm. 266 00:13:45,623 --> 00:13:46,904 (GROWLING) 267 00:13:47,466 --> 00:13:49,366 BOTH: Komodo dragon! 268 00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:51,867 Pit viper! 269 00:13:51,949 --> 00:13:52,948 What's he eating? 270 00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:55,472 Don't worry, it's just a mere-cat. 271 00:13:55,508 --> 00:13:57,380 - (BOTH GIGGLE) - You're so funny. 272 00:13:57,709 --> 00:14:00,010 TV NARRATOR: This is the alligator snapping turtle. 273 00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:01,478 Ugh, I thought turtles were cute. 274 00:14:01,514 --> 00:14:05,182 Its strong jaws can amputate body organs, fingers and limbs... 275 00:14:05,218 --> 00:14:06,277 Should I turn it off? 276 00:14:06,302 --> 00:14:07,771 No, I'm having so much fun. 277 00:14:07,809 --> 00:14:08,875 Aren't you? 278 00:14:09,138 --> 00:14:10,349 I sure am! 279 00:14:11,419 --> 00:14:14,225 Once the snake has the prey in its mouth... 280 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,383 But maybe we can turn it down. 281 00:14:19,897 --> 00:14:21,130 Can I watch it from here? 282 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,763 I feel safer. Like you're protecting me. 283 00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:26,437 From these guys? Not a chance. 284 00:14:26,472 --> 00:14:28,677 We would both be so dead by now. 285 00:14:29,004 --> 00:14:30,070 I would miss you. 286 00:14:31,963 --> 00:14:33,443 I'd miss you, too. 287 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,646 - I'm sorry. - For what? 288 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:53,498 That was... That was terrible. 289 00:14:53,682 --> 00:14:54,848 It'll get better. 290 00:14:57,869 --> 00:14:59,248 No, it won't. 291 00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:07,427 I'm, um... I'm gonna go. 292 00:15:08,651 --> 00:15:09,810 I'm sorry. 293 00:15:24,561 --> 00:15:26,521 These baby taters are awful. 294 00:15:27,209 --> 00:15:31,490 Don't call them baby taters. That's an insult to baby taters. 295 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:35,841 What a waste. I can't believe some potato gave its life for this. 296 00:15:36,682 --> 00:15:37,981 Why did we come here, anyway? 297 00:15:38,107 --> 00:15:40,107 Because sometimes it's fun to try a new place. 298 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,287 And sometimes it's not. 299 00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:44,052 Let's just go back to The Spoon. 300 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:52,219 I get that you guys are the Good Hair Crew, 301 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,055 or... whatever. 302 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:56,157 - We're not the Good Hair Crew. - You can join! 303 00:15:59,973 --> 00:16:01,349 What aren't you tellin' me? 304 00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:05,933 It's Amber. I don't wanna be friends with her. 305 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,373 Why not? 306 00:16:07,919 --> 00:16:11,772 Where should I start? Should it be the time that she humiliated me 307 00:16:11,808 --> 00:16:12,966 in front of your locker? 308 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:14,552 I forgot about that. 309 00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:16,818 Or the time that she embarrassed you at your party? 310 00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:18,654 She felt bad about that. 311 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:21,427 Plus, she cheated on you! 312 00:16:21,452 --> 00:16:23,076 Can of worms, do not open. 313 00:16:23,271 --> 00:16:25,857 But mostly, it's that I don't trust her. 314 00:16:26,248 --> 00:16:28,669 Why would she ever want to be friends with me? 315 00:16:29,669 --> 00:16:31,623 I can only think of one reason... 316 00:16:31,648 --> 00:16:32,781 I told her to. 317 00:16:33,646 --> 00:16:34,826 You? 318 00:16:35,607 --> 00:16:37,064 Why would you do that? 319 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:38,974 Because she's goin' through some hard stuff. 320 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,107 What stuff? 321 00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:41,794 She asked me not to say. 322 00:16:42,216 --> 00:16:45,072 Mm-mm, that is not how it works. 323 00:16:45,108 --> 00:16:48,091 You can't bring up a topic and then say you can't talk about it. 324 00:16:48,818 --> 00:16:50,144 You say that like it's a rule. 325 00:16:50,179 --> 00:16:52,966 Because it is. But it's our rule, 326 00:16:53,037 --> 00:16:54,787 and it doesn't apply to everybody. 327 00:16:55,052 --> 00:16:56,115 It should. 328 00:16:56,966 --> 00:16:59,954 Let's just say that right now, Amber could use some friends. 329 00:17:00,177 --> 00:17:03,185 I told her you guys were cool, but... it's up to you. 330 00:17:08,131 --> 00:17:10,030 Barely halfway through seventh grade, 331 00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:12,302 and Jonah Beck is saying I'm cool. 332 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:15,076 Jonah Beck is telling other people I'm cool. 333 00:17:15,693 --> 00:17:19,490 He says that all the time, about everybody. 334 00:17:19,608 --> 00:17:21,927 Please don't take this away from me. 335 00:17:27,116 --> 00:17:29,016 Oh, how'd it go with Iris last night? 336 00:17:29,051 --> 00:17:32,029 Bad. Really bad. I don't wanna talk about it. 337 00:17:32,623 --> 00:17:33,566 Okay... 338 00:17:33,591 --> 00:17:35,156 We had our second kiss. It wasn't really a kiss, 339 00:17:35,191 --> 00:17:36,924 it was some mutant form of contact. 340 00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:38,418 I don't wanna talk about it. 341 00:17:38,443 --> 00:17:41,169 - Then we won't talk about it... - But what does it mean? 342 00:17:42,091 --> 00:17:43,521 Are we talking about it? 343 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:44,863 I don't know. 344 00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:48,068 Someday, I will have to talk to my four shrink parents about this. 345 00:17:48,104 --> 00:17:49,427 Not today. 346 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:52,677 So, when it happened, what did you feel? 347 00:17:53,142 --> 00:17:54,646 What was going through your mind? 348 00:17:54,671 --> 00:17:57,943 That I'd rather be watching a snake eat an elephant than be doing this. 349 00:17:58,419 --> 00:17:59,834 Not a good sign, is it? 350 00:18:03,186 --> 00:18:05,185 Buffy, am I gonna be okay? 351 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:08,443 Cyrus. You already are okay. 352 00:18:13,789 --> 00:18:15,794 ? It makes no sense ? 353 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,167 ? It's unexplained ? 354 00:18:20,169 --> 00:18:25,630 ? This spark between us makes everything okay ? 355 00:18:26,629 --> 00:18:31,799 ? You're the catalyst, you are the risk ? 356 00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:35,849 ? Imperfect though you are ? 357 00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:38,552 ? Lost in days like this ? 358 00:18:39,498 --> 00:18:40,662 Hi. 359 00:18:41,474 --> 00:18:42,484 Hey. 360 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,865 - Cleaning out your closet? - Yep. 361 00:18:45,115 --> 00:18:46,214 Oh. 362 00:18:48,097 --> 00:18:51,165 So, you guys have found a new hangout? 363 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,000 What gives you that idea? 364 00:18:53,035 --> 00:18:55,810 Well, you haven't been to The Spoon in a couple of days. 365 00:18:56,623 --> 00:18:58,038 And I got it out of Jonah. 366 00:18:58,177 --> 00:19:00,724 I never knew Jonah had such a big mouth. 367 00:19:00,749 --> 00:19:02,910 Oh, yeah. If you don't want him to say something. 368 00:19:02,945 --> 00:19:04,812 you have to be very explicit. 369 00:19:05,419 --> 00:19:06,947 Thanks for the heads up. 370 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,882 But the new place isn't so good, 371 00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:10,607 so you'll be seeing us again. 372 00:19:10,953 --> 00:19:13,201 You don't have to sit at my section. 373 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:16,232 'Cause I'm not a very good waitress. 374 00:19:22,865 --> 00:19:24,419 Are you selling this? 375 00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:28,888 - How much? - Five bucks? 376 00:19:29,105 --> 00:19:30,185 I'll take it. 377 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,636 You don't have to do this. 378 00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:34,309 Please. Are you kidding me? 379 00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:35,685 I love this shirt. 380 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,577 This is a great shirt. 381 00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:38,662 Thanks. 382 00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:01,052 What? 383 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:03,294 - You busy? - Not too. 384 00:20:04,193 --> 00:20:05,591 I need your help with something. 385 00:20:06,301 --> 00:20:07,326 What? 386 00:20:09,513 --> 00:20:10,615 Closure. 387 00:20:11,537 --> 00:20:12,998 Yeah, let's do it. 388 00:20:13,701 --> 00:20:14,904 What's the process? 389 00:20:14,929 --> 00:20:18,630 Don't ask me. I tried ripping this picture up, and throwing it away, 390 00:20:18,655 --> 00:20:19,854 and that didn't work. 391 00:20:19,912 --> 00:20:21,576 I'm hoping you have some ideas. 392 00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:22,787 Let me see. 393 00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:28,996 Tell me about him. 394 00:20:29,459 --> 00:20:31,037 His name was Gabriel. 395 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,685 He was very funny, very charming... 396 00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:35,724 very toxic. 397 00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:37,941 He was great at impressions. 398 00:20:38,107 --> 00:20:40,074 His best one was that of a normal person. 399 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,607 That sounds really messed up. 400 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:43,697 It was. 401 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,490 Took me a while to see it, though. 402 00:20:46,115 --> 00:20:48,916 You asked me if he's the reason why I can't marry Bowie. 403 00:20:50,794 --> 00:20:53,187 He's the reason why I'm afraid I won't be able to marry anyone. 404 00:20:53,222 --> 00:20:54,763 Oh, come on! 405 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:56,888 This guy? What are you talking about? 406 00:20:57,193 --> 00:20:58,892 He's nothing special. 407 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:02,162 You have a whole box of ex-boyfriends. 408 00:21:02,388 --> 00:21:04,164 Yeah, but he doesn't belong in there. 409 00:21:04,404 --> 00:21:05,966 Those are memories I wanna keep. 410 00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:07,576 That's why I gave him his own box. 411 00:21:07,747 --> 00:21:09,693 Which he doesn't deserve. 412 00:21:10,513 --> 00:21:11,805 He's "nobody." 413 00:21:12,114 --> 00:21:13,179 Remember? 414 00:21:15,661 --> 00:21:18,716 So, you need to put him in his place. 415 00:21:19,782 --> 00:21:21,982 Ugh, I... I can't. 416 00:21:23,919 --> 00:21:25,107 Relax. 417 00:21:25,590 --> 00:21:26,951 I'll be right next to you. 418 00:21:31,892 --> 00:21:34,326 You know, once you do this, it's forever. 419 00:21:38,134 --> 00:21:40,318 Taped-together photo of Gabriel... 420 00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:43,146 I commit you to the sea of ex-boyfriends. 421 00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:54,349 I've never done a closure ceremony before. 422 00:21:54,799 --> 00:21:56,537 It was a beautiful service. 423 00:21:57,153 --> 00:21:58,693 I'm seriously glad we did it. 424 00:21:59,155 --> 00:22:00,451 And I owe it all to you. 425 00:22:04,149 --> 00:22:05,281 Are you okay? 426 00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:06,490 Do you need a pizza? 427 00:22:06,771 --> 00:22:07,928 Always. 428 00:22:09,419 --> 00:22:11,834 Wait, did you put the picture of Bowie back in there? 429 00:22:12,254 --> 00:22:16,055 Yes. But I can't open the box till the next full moon. 430 00:22:18,985 --> 00:22:20,123 Here, I'll get it. 431 00:22:33,222 --> 00:22:34,709 Look at you two. 432 00:22:35,052 --> 00:22:36,388 You're so in love. 433 00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:40,982 This is the most perfect picture ever. 434 00:22:42,044 --> 00:22:43,677 Am I ever gonna have this? 435 00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:46,482 Do you mean love or the picture? 436 00:22:46,736 --> 00:22:48,451 Let's start with the picture. 437 00:22:49,471 --> 00:22:51,115 This belongs to both of us. 438 00:22:55,656 --> 00:22:59,396 ? Keep me close to your chest ? 439 00:23:00,216 --> 00:23:04,263 ? You are the more to my less ? 440 00:23:09,799 --> 00:23:13,701 ? You are the more to my less ? 441 00:23:16,065 --> 00:23:17,064 ANDI: Next, on Andi Mack... 442 00:23:17,099 --> 00:23:18,334 I'm doin' it! 443 00:23:18,755 --> 00:23:20,302 - Stop! - I don't know how! 444 00:23:20,349 --> 00:23:21,348 Cyrus! 445 00:23:21,373 --> 00:23:23,170 Today's just a very hard day for me. 446 00:23:23,205 --> 00:23:24,771 Today's the day when... 447 00:23:24,807 --> 00:23:25,927 You left home. 448 00:23:25,952 --> 00:23:28,019 So what actually happened? 449 00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:29,669 You wanna tell her? 450 00:23:29,748 --> 00:23:31,211 It's not my favorite story. 451 00:23:31,247 --> 00:23:33,146 - She should know. - Know what? 452 00:23:33,326 --> 00:23:35,849 What is it, Ham? We're in the middle of something. 453 00:23:35,885 --> 00:23:38,279 I think you left something in the hallway by the coat rack? 454 00:23:40,923 --> 00:23:42,412 I made you leave. 455 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:46,640 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 456 00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:51,240 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32473

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