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Andi: Previously, on Andi Mack...
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Both: Jonah and Amber broke up!
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Jonah: I need to talk to you. Andi...
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- Andi!
- Who's that?
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It doesn't matter.
What were you gonna say?
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I'll tell you later.
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- Okay.
- Here she is. My kid!
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- You met your dad?
- Your dad?
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What's he like?
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He's a really cool guy.
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You and me are on, like,
the same brain-length.
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Andi: I didn't know what
was gonna happen next,
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but I knew that it would be fun.
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But, then he had to go,
and now he's gone.
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And Jonah's back with Amber,
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so he's gone, too.
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They're both gone.
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Your life just keeps getting crazier.
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Both: Aah!
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Hey! I love your guest house!
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- What is he doing?
- (laughs)
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What? No.
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No... Mom, come on.
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- (sighs)
- Stay.
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Mrs. Mack, y... you can't
pretend I don't exist.
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I stand corrected.
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He's not supposed to be here.
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You're right, I'm not
supposed to be here.
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I should be on a bus,
starting a 40-city tour
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with a band that could
finally make my career.
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Or not.
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But, that dream was
all that mattered to me.
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Until today.
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Now I have this.
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A new phone?
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Mom, look at the screen.
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Can you send this to me?
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You understand my problem.
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This girl versus Memphis?
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Wasn't even a contest.
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So you're stickin' around,
that's what you're sayin'?
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That's the plan, Ham.
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He's staying in AndiShack.
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Or?
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There is no "or."
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Or?
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He can sleep on the couch.
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Not the "or" I was looking for.
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It's just for a few days.
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Three. And then I'll rejoin my tour.
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Uh, four at the most.
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I can give you one.
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Two, and that's it.
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And you can all stop looking at me
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like I gave you socks for Christmas.
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(laughs) Thank you, Mrs. Mack.
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You're welcome.
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You've got... 48 hours, starting now.
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- Score!
- It's better than I was expecting!
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Both: Beow-beow-beow-beow... starfish!
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(theme music playing)
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I'm standing on the edge
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And everything I know
is blowin' away
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Life is upside down
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But anyway it goes, I'll work it out
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, here we go
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-
One, two, three
-
I'm ready for tomorrow
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Tomorrow starts today
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There ain't a map to follow
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But I'm with you all the way
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I'm ready for tomorrow
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Tomorrow starts today
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There ain't a map to follow
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But I'm with you all the way
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All the way
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Have you talked to
Jonah since yesterday?
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Yeah, we had a deep
and meaningful conversation.
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I said, "Hey!" and he said, "Yo!"
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I guess I'm never gonna know
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what he was gonna ask me.
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Sure you will.
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Whatever that question was,
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he is eventually going to ask it.
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Do you really think so?
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Definitely.
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Like, 20 years from now,
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you'll be at a high school reunion,
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and you'll say, "Hey, Jonah,
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"what was that question
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you were gonna ask me that day?"
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And he'll tell you,
and you'll both laugh
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about how different
your lives would've been
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if he had asked it back then.
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Is that supposed
to make me feel better?
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Maybe this will: Future
you is gonna get a ride
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in Future me's private helicopter.
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I should get over there.
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This is it right here. Game
time, baby, game time.
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Do you know what I mean?
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What is he doing here?
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What is who doing where?
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We're Space Otters.
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- Give it to...
- What are you doing here?
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He's our new coach.
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Coach?
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I'm not a coach. I just
came here to see you play.
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Bex told me you had a game,
but Jonah and I got talkin'.
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(both mimic explosion)
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(laughs) You two know each other?
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Um, yeah. He's my dad.
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Y... Y... Your dad?
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Yeah, I should've mentioned that.
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We got caught up talkin' plays.
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He's new, and he didn't
come with instructions.
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Cover blown.
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Sorry, guys.
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I didn't know you were a disc head.
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I me... me, too!
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It blows my mind
how much we have in common.
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I know. Me, too, but you can't stay.
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What? Why not?
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You'd be the only one. Parents
don't come to our games.
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Nobody comes to our games.
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(clears throat)
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Except Cyrus.
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This is my dad.
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Bowie.
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It is very exciting to meet you.
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(laughs) I like your vest.
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You wouldn't if you were wearing it.
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It weighs 20 pounds,
but I wear it with pride
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as the only official fan
of the Space Otters.
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Is this the guy?
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What guy?
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The one you had to see yesterday?
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When you made me
drop you back off at school?
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- (laughs) Cyrus?
- Yeah.
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No.
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Will you point him out
to be me if he's around?
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I will not.
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- Let's go, guys!
- All: Whoooo!
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Let's go, Andiman.
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(both laughing)
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You're stickin' around, right?
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You bet!
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But I won't cheer. I will be very quiet.
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All: Go team!
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(cheering)
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I can't believe that's your dad.
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He's docious-magocious.
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Well, docious, sure, but magocious?
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I mean, I just met him.
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Something wrong?
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No, it's just...
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he records everything.
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Great, we'll have our first game tape.
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(speaks inaudibly)
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You're using your milk shake
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as a dipping sauce
for your baby taters.
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Yup.
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That is... genius.
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- May I?
- Be my guest.
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Milk shake is the new ketchup.
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- (laughs)
- (phone buzzes)
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It's from Jonah Beck.
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Sorry, Jonah.
Still getting used to that.
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What's it say?
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"Ur"... "U R...
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Girly"?
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What?
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Let me see.
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That's what it says.
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What does that mean?
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I don't understand.
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Do you think I'm girly?
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So what if you are.
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You do think I'm girly!
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- Calm down...
- Calm down? Easy for you to say!
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Nobody's calling you girly.
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No one?
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- What are people saying?
- It doesn't matter.
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The point is, Jonah thinks I'm girly!
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I wanna know. Because if there's
someone saying I'm not girly,
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I will end them.
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Don't get me wrong, I'm glad he's here.
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I just wish he was a little less
full of surprises.
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He shows up on our doorstep.
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He's doing a headstand in AndiShack.
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He's coaching my team.
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Would it kill him to throw me a text?
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I admit, he's a bit of a novelty item.
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It takes some getting used to.
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I wouldn't even care about any of it
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if it wasn't so embarrassing.
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What does he do?
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He has to talk to everybody,
and he won't stop filming me.
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And he's asking me personal
questions about guys
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and if I like someone!
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(high-pitched, softly)
Oh. That's so annoying.
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You think it's cute, but it's not cute.
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But it's what dads do.
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It's their job to embarrass
their daughters.
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(knocking on door)
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Hey, guys, it's time for dinner.
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Did he ever embarrass you?
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Never.
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Never?
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Uh-uh.
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He likes to dance.
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That's not so bad.
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At my piccolo recitals.
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Well, that was your fault...
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for playing Do the Hustle.
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(music playing)
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Oh, no. I didn't know
you could embarrass someone
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who played the piccolo. (laughs)
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Watch and learn.
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(laughing)
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Ah, dah bah, hah, hey! (laughs)
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- Ooh.
- Smells good. What's for dinner?
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It's a surprise.
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But you hate surprises.
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Apparently, not everyone knows that.
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Ham: Oh, wow, look at that.
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Andi: Wow.
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Is that Lop Chung?
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I used a recipe from that little
box behind the spice rack.
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Hope it's okay.
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Chopsticks, in case anyone wants them.
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Where did you learn to cook?
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Oh, you know, where
anyone learns anything.
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Here and there.
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CeCe?
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Are you okay?
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Those are my mother's recipes.
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Oh, no... I'm... sorry
if I overstepped my bounds.
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I just... Never much of a cook,
so I never made them.
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Does that mean we can't eat this?
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I don't know. I've never
seen this facial expression.
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Of course you can eat it.
I'm just feeling sentimental.
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Uh... This is astounding.
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Y... You'll show me how to make this?
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Sure. I still got 24 hours
left on the clock, right?
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Clock? What clock?
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- Mom?
- What?
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I changed my mind.
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Pass me a pair of chopsticks.
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(laughter)
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- Wow. All right.
- Ah!
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All right, I'm having some of...
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Buffy: Okay, here's your next ones
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Who is the all-time leading NBA scorer?
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
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Correct.
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Position: center. Height:
Seven feet, two inches.
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Nice.
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Formerly known as Lew Alcindor.
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Signature shot: the skyhook.
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Okay, okay.
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There's no extra credit.
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This is just so you can
have a conversation with Jonah.
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I just wanna be completely prepared.
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Right. And we still have to cover
Super Bowls, March Madness,
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and spring training.
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It's so hard to be boy-ly.
266
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You can do it, Cyrus.
267
00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:45,176
Just think of yourself like Rocky.
268
00:11:45,211 --> 00:11:46,335
Who?
269
00:11:47,113 --> 00:11:49,031
Adding Rocky to the list.
270
00:11:57,695 --> 00:11:58,750
(laughs)
271
00:11:58,937 --> 00:12:02,193
Are we headed somewhere
or we just wandering aimlessly?
272
00:12:02,228 --> 00:12:04,359
'Cause I'm okay with either.
273
00:12:05,054 --> 00:12:06,921
Oh, we're definitely goin' somewhere.
274
00:12:07,289 --> 00:12:08,398
Back in time.
275
00:12:09,269 --> 00:12:12,003
Yeah, I've made that trip.
276
00:12:12,038 --> 00:12:13,905
Moving back home with my parents,
277
00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:15,835
working for the kid I used to babysit.
278
00:12:16,176 --> 00:12:19,859
Now... walkin' down
the street, with you.
279
00:12:21,489 --> 00:12:22,734
Do you know where we are?
280
00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:28,460
Is this...
281
00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:30,059
The last place I saw you.
282
00:12:31,421 --> 00:12:32,875
The night you left town.
283
00:12:33,788 --> 00:12:35,054
We had a fight.
284
00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:38,609
(exhaling)
285
00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:41,165
I was worried you were gonna
do something romantic.
286
00:12:41,201 --> 00:12:42,201
(laughs)
287
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:45,195
Can you be serious for a second?
288
00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,383
I... don't know.
289
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:55,890
Bex... I was always planning
to come back to you.
290
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,335
If I have to be serious, so do you.
291
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,726
I wanted it to be when I made it.
292
00:13:02,989 --> 00:13:04,055
And I never did.
293
00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:06,382
Join the club.
294
00:13:07,093 --> 00:13:08,159
Can I?
295
00:13:08,194 --> 00:13:09,293
What?
296
00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:10,687
Join the club.
297
00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:11,862
Yours and Andi's.
298
00:13:12,132 --> 00:13:15,166
Um, you're kind of a lifetime member.
299
00:13:15,201 --> 00:13:17,398
I mean, like... really.
300
00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:20,960
I wanna be a part of your lives.
301
00:13:21,804 --> 00:13:24,175
How? You're a musician.
302
00:13:24,210 --> 00:13:26,978
- You live on the road.
- I don't have to.
303
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,362
I can do something else.
304
00:13:29,387 --> 00:13:30,520
Like what?
305
00:13:30,545 --> 00:13:32,046
I have to figure that out.
306
00:13:32,447 --> 00:13:34,515
But first, I wanna know
if you're okay with it.
307
00:13:34,921 --> 00:13:37,703
- I can't speak for Andi.
- I'm not asking you to.
308
00:13:37,924 --> 00:13:39,429
Just speak for yourself.
309
00:13:41,538 --> 00:13:42,859
What do you want?
310
00:13:46,232 --> 00:13:47,265
Honestly?
311
00:13:47,706 --> 00:13:51,187
Yes. Honestly.
312
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:53,867
Pizza.
313
00:13:54,941 --> 00:13:56,374
Aren't you starving?
314
00:13:56,523 --> 00:13:58,176
'Cause I am.
315
00:13:58,211 --> 00:13:59,977
Me, too, actually.
316
00:14:03,453 --> 00:14:04,718
Is Vinnie's still here?
317
00:14:05,185 --> 00:14:07,843
Yeah, of course.
Only it's called Tony's now.
318
00:14:08,188 --> 00:14:09,987
- Hm, Tony's.
- Yeah.
319
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,088
- Mm.
- (laughs)
320
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:18,062
Flying gets harder as you fall
321
00:14:18,421 --> 00:14:20,231
Gravity holds...
322
00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:22,266
Buffy: Okay. Handshake.
323
00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:25,303
Wrong handshake!
324
00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:27,429
Right, right, sorry.
325
00:14:27,522 --> 00:14:29,117
- Take it from the top.
- Okay.
326
00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:30,898
Handshake.
327
00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:33,148
Not quite.
328
00:14:33,953 --> 00:14:36,484
It's fine. Okay. Handshake.
329
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,260
Lean in.
330
00:14:42,203 --> 00:14:43,484
Just the torso.
331
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,415
Right, okay. This is... This is the one.
332
00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:46,439
I can feel it.
333
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,680
Going again.
334
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,046
Handshake.
335
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,180
Lean in.
336
00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:52,179
Wrap... and pat.
337
00:14:56,853 --> 00:14:58,156
How was that?
338
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,906
If Jonah was a glass figurine, great.
339
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,632
Okay. Handshake.
340
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,031
(computer keyboard clacking)
341
00:15:19,011 --> 00:15:20,101
Boom!
342
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,445
- (knock on door)
- What? I'm doing homework.
343
00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:24,835
Jonah on computer: Boom!
344
00:15:26,949 --> 00:15:28,598
- Is this a bad time?
- Jonah on computer: Boom!
345
00:15:28,622 --> 00:15:29,671
Aaahh!
346
00:15:30,557 --> 00:15:31,557
Boom!
347
00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:35,164
Boom!
348
00:15:41,094 --> 00:15:42,493
What are you doing here?
349
00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:46,093
Your dad sent me up to get you, and
we're watching the game video!
350
00:15:46,398 --> 00:15:48,199
He thought you'd wanna join us.
351
00:15:48,234 --> 00:15:49,554
No, thanks.
352
00:15:49,713 --> 00:15:50,812
Should I go?
353
00:15:50,956 --> 00:15:53,304
Yeah! Yes, please, that'd be great!
354
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:06,750
(thuds)
355
00:16:13,781 --> 00:16:15,375
He's ruining my life.
356
00:16:15,514 --> 00:16:17,580
He's not ruining your life.
357
00:16:17,819 --> 00:16:20,119
You two are just figuring
out how this works.
358
00:16:20,155 --> 00:16:21,601
It doesn't!
359
00:16:22,203 --> 00:16:26,025
Right. He can be very intense,
360
00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:28,060
but his heart's in the right place.
361
00:16:28,096 --> 00:16:31,731
I know, but I just need a break.
362
00:16:31,766 --> 00:16:35,801
I need some breathing room. I just
need to sit here and do this.
363
00:16:35,837 --> 00:16:36,837
(knocking on window)
364
00:16:37,906 --> 00:16:39,016
Hey, can I grab you a second?
365
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,304
I'm working on a belt in here!
366
00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:43,523
Okay.
367
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,179
Steppin' away.
368
00:16:49,951 --> 00:16:52,718
Well, I am working on a belt.
369
00:17:03,362 --> 00:17:06,363
(whispering) Don't wave. Do a guy nod.
370
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,039
And don't touch your hair.
371
00:17:13,187 --> 00:17:15,265
(whispering) But my forehead is lonely.
372
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,046
You look really good.
373
00:17:17,812 --> 00:17:19,946
Meaning what? I usually look bad?
374
00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:23,773
No, just that I did a good job.
You're my creation.
375
00:17:24,018 --> 00:17:25,985
Cyrus two point bro.
376
00:17:27,968 --> 00:17:29,901
Jonah. He just walked in.
377
00:17:32,358 --> 00:17:35,164
This was just supposed to be
a test drive. I'm not ready!
378
00:17:36,728 --> 00:17:37,760
Guy nod.
379
00:17:37,865 --> 00:17:39,131
- But he waved.
- Do it!
380
00:17:42,656 --> 00:17:43,688
He's coming over.
381
00:17:43,713 --> 00:17:45,613
You're on. Make me proud.
382
00:17:47,289 --> 00:17:48,941
New look, Cy-Guy?
383
00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:52,406
You know it, Jo... Jo-lama-jama.
384
00:17:52,496 --> 00:17:53,562
Uchh...
385
00:17:53,777 --> 00:17:55,273
(laughs) You crack me up.
386
00:17:55,478 --> 00:17:57,019
And I love it when you come to the
387
00:17:57,031 --> 00:17:58,813
games in that vest with all the swag.
388
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,853
You got my text, right?
389
00:18:00,888 --> 00:18:03,390
Y... You mean the one
where you said I'm girly?
390
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,841
- What?
- Your text.
391
00:18:06,132 --> 00:18:09,992
You wrote... "U R girly."
392
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:12,270
That's some stupid auto-correct. It
393
00:18:12,282 --> 00:18:14,265
was supposed to be "You're gnarly."
394
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,135
I'm gnarly.
395
00:18:17,872 --> 00:18:19,817
- Now, when you say "gnarly"...
- You're cool, man,
396
00:18:19,841 --> 00:18:21,273
and can we just leave it at that?
397
00:18:21,841 --> 00:18:24,343
Cool. Yeah.
398
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,914
We can leave it at cool.
399
00:18:31,919 --> 00:18:32,985
Did you see that?
400
00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:34,820
I'm very proud.
401
00:18:47,476 --> 00:18:49,304
(inhales) Ah. Ah!
402
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,195
They're still warm.
403
00:18:52,974 --> 00:18:54,640
Oh my gosh.
404
00:18:54,831 --> 00:18:55,968
Bowie?
405
00:18:56,703 --> 00:19:00,839
He obviously feels really, really
bad about embarrassing you.
406
00:19:00,929 --> 00:19:02,596
Where is he?
407
00:19:02,621 --> 00:19:03,887
Around here somewhere.
408
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,820
Listening to us rave about his
incredible baking skills.
409
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,992
Well, if you see him,
tell him I'm in my room,
410
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,484
and I'm done with my belt.
411
00:19:14,623 --> 00:19:16,623
I can't believe you
finished that already.
412
00:19:16,831 --> 00:19:19,865
Yeah. I might have
a slight addiction to duct tape.
413
00:19:19,987 --> 00:19:21,753
Nothing I can't handle.
414
00:19:34,714 --> 00:19:35,879
What are you doing?
415
00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:41,053
Uh, nothing.
I... W... I... I'm making a...
416
00:19:42,577 --> 00:19:43,625
I'm sorry.
417
00:19:44,429 --> 00:19:45,468
What's going on?
418
00:19:45,742 --> 00:19:47,809
He's sitting there on my computer,
419
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,765
going through my pictures!
420
00:19:50,618 --> 00:19:51,951
I'm sorry.
421
00:19:52,328 --> 00:19:55,968
You invaded my privacy,
and you embarrassed me,
422
00:19:56,003 --> 00:19:57,903
and I don't know
what you're going to say
423
00:19:57,939 --> 00:19:58,904
or what you're going to do,
424
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:00,906
and it's too much!
425
00:20:00,942 --> 00:20:02,019
I... I wanted to surprise you.
426
00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:03,776
No more surprises!
427
00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:06,967
Just leave me alone.
428
00:20:12,047 --> 00:20:13,112
Okay.
429
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,406
What was he thinking?
430
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:22,027
What was he doing?
431
00:20:23,344 --> 00:20:24,835
There's one way to find out.
432
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,507
Is it okay if I look?
433
00:20:27,902 --> 00:20:31,539
Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna
burn it in a dumpster fire.
434
00:20:34,507 --> 00:20:35,640
(sigh)
435
00:20:41,163 --> 00:20:42,996
Here it is.
436
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,153
- (soft rock music playing)
- Hey, Bowie here.
437
00:20:47,588 --> 00:20:49,155
Big news.
438
00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:50,923
I just became a dad.
439
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:55,377
No, I've never seen nothing like you
440
00:20:56,097 --> 00:20:59,131
Bowie: This is my little girl, Andi.
441
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:02,101
Gosh, she's beautiful, isn't she?
442
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:05,004
I've searched across the universe
443
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:10,109
Seen many things
so beautiful, it's true
444
00:21:12,149 --> 00:21:16,432
But I've never seen
nothing like you
445
00:21:20,314 --> 00:21:21,643
Are you crying?
446
00:21:23,607 --> 00:21:24,607
No.
447
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,761
Bowie: I've spent a long
time in my life wondering,
448
00:21:28,796 --> 00:21:31,730
was I ever gonna leave
my mark on the world.
449
00:21:31,766 --> 00:21:33,924
Now I know... I am.
450
00:21:35,268 --> 00:21:37,510
I've only known her two days.
451
00:21:37,706 --> 00:21:40,673
But I honestly can't remember what
my life was like without her.
452
00:21:49,951 --> 00:21:50,983
Bowie!
453
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:54,920
No, I've never seen nothing like you
454
00:21:54,956 --> 00:21:56,042
Bowie!
455
00:21:57,158 --> 00:22:00,612
No one else makes
me feel like you do
456
00:22:00,637 --> 00:22:01,926
Bowie! Bowie!
457
00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:07,733
I've searched across the universe
458
00:22:08,346 --> 00:22:12,596
Seen many things
so beautiful, it's true
459
00:22:14,841 --> 00:22:19,198
But I've never seen nothing like you
460
00:22:19,222 --> 00:22:21,342
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461
00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:22,632
Andi: Next, on Andi Mack...
462
00:22:24,752 --> 00:22:27,052
Did Jonah just pretend not to see me?
463
00:22:27,088 --> 00:22:29,788
That was an actual ghosting.
464
00:22:29,824 --> 00:22:31,123
I've never seen one in person.
465
00:22:31,158 --> 00:22:32,202
You get a real sparkle in your eye
466
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,846
when you're overconfident.
467
00:22:34,795 --> 00:22:35,828
I like it.
468
00:22:35,863 --> 00:22:37,151
(heavy metal playing)
469
00:22:38,839 --> 00:22:40,005
What?
470
00:22:40,376 --> 00:22:42,143
My worst nightmare is happening.
471
00:22:42,937 --> 00:22:43,903
Bex: What's happening?
472
00:22:43,938 --> 00:22:45,137
She's turning into you,
473
00:22:45,172 --> 00:22:46,772
and I can't watch.
474
00:22:46,822 --> 00:22:51,372
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