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Good morning.
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You better not be
planning anything special
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for our anniversary tomorrow.
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Don't worry.
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I learned my lesson
last Valentine's Day.
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You're not a fan
of grand romantic gestures.
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Great.
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So, no white doves, Cupid costumes,
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or large boom boxes outside of our
window cranking Peter Gabriel?
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Not in that... order, no.
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Greg, this is our 18th anniversary,
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which is traditionally celebrated
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by not giving a crap.
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How's this for an idea?
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I get rid of the kids for a few hours,
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and then I make you tacos,
like I did on our first date.
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No kids and tacos?
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If I had to write a romance
novel, that would be the title.
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Mom, tell Anna-Kat
to stay out of my room.
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I'm gonna let you in
on a little parenting secret...
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I have very little control
over what she does.
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Oliver keeps trying on outfits
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for his date
with Gina Tuscadero tomorrow.
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By the way, this is his mirror face.
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[CHUCKLES]
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So, you finally asked out
Gina from ballet class.
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Need any dating tips?
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No, I got this.
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Okay, but if you change your mind,
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there's a boom box with Gabriel
cued up in the basement.
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Gina is from South Branson, right?
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Finally.
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Somebody who can protect my baby
in a street fight.
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Trip, I think you misread
the welcome mat.
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[CHUCKLES] Morning, Mrs. A.
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I'm here to pick Taylor up for school.
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Trip, it's "Mrs. O."
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"Otto" is spelled "O-T-T-O."
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Got it... like "automobile."
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- Hey, you!
- Hey, you.
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I like your shirt.
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Thanks. Shirts are awesome.
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I could wear a shirt, like, every day.
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- Shirts.
- [GIGGLES]
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Is it possible Taylor's catching
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secondary idiocy from this guy?
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Let's face it,
she's already no Stephen...
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What's his name? The little
genius in the wheelchair?
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- Hawking.
- No.
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He talks through a computer.
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Hawking.
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I think it starts with a "V."
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I know you want to say "Van Zandt,"
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- but I promise you, it's Hawking.
- Whatever, Greg.
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I don't like the kid.
Taylor can do so much better.
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We got to do something.
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Maybe we shouldn't interfere and let
Taylor learn from her mistakes.
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Nah.
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[CELLPHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Principal Ablin.
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Ooh! Which one of our three
contestants will be grounded tonight?
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I am so sorry to hear that.
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Of course. We can come in this morning.
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[SIGHS HEAVILY]
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What did you do...
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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...Anna-Kat?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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You're gonna get so grounded.
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You can take my life,
but you can never take my...
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[SCREAMING] freedom!
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You let her watch "Braveheart"?
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Just that snippet.
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[SCOTTISH ACCENT] "Every man dies.
Not every man lives."
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And the rest of the movie.
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[SIGHS]
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Mr. and Mrs. Otto, as you may know,
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tomorrow is Candy-Gram Day
here at the school.
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It's one of our
more successful fundraisers
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for the last 18 years.
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Hey! Tomorrow's
also our 18th anniversary.
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I'm making tacos... nothing big.
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Honey, we're not here
to talk about marriage.
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- I was married once.
- Maybe we are.
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Then I found out my 28-year-old wife
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had been lying and was actually 61.
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Anyway...
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yesterday, your daughter told
a rather disturbing story
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to some of her classmates.
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Have you heard of Bloody Becky?
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KIDS: No.
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She went to school here long, long ago.
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She was unhappy because all the
other kids didn't include her.
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Then, one day, she vanished!
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[KIDS SCREAM, GASP]
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Years later, she appeared
in the school mirrors,
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her hair soaked in blood.
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Whenever she sees students having fun...
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like, say, passing out Candy-Grams...
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she jumps out of the mirror
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and eats their screaming faces off.
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There she is now!
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[KIDS SCREAMING]
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Her classmates got so scared,
they stopped buying Candy-Grams.
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We had to bring in a therapist
to assure them
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that it was safe to pass them out
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without fear of some toilet
witch eating their faces.
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That is so unlike her.
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KATIE: That is so like her.
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But I'm required to have
this baffled look on my face.
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Don't worry.
We'll... We'll talk to Anna-Kat.
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Thank you.
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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?
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[SIGHS]
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How was I to know?
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?
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Part of my job working for you
is to get you modernized.
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So instead of paging me on this beeper,
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you're gonna text me on your new phone.
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Oliver, I have seen smartphones before.
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Guys had them in prison.
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Hate to think how they smuggle them in.
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No, they just go to the Apple
Store in the prison mall.
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You got something on your mind?
You seem preoccupied.
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So, there's this girl Gina
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that I'm taking out tomorrow
for the first time,
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and I really want to impress her.
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[LAUGHS] You came to the right place.
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Follow these two rules,
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and she's guaranteed
to fall head over heels.
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Number one... be filthy rich.
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That'll be hard to pull off by tomorrow.
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Right.
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Number two...
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Actually, there was
never a need for number two,
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because number one worked so damn well.
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[CHUCKLES]
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?
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Bloody Becky? Anna-Kat! Really?
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I won't tell it again... promise.
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I just want stupid
Candy-Gram Day to be over.
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Honey, please don't ever
refer to candy as "stupid."
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I don't even remember you mentioning
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Candy-Gram Day last year.
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That's because I was
the only kid in the class
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that didn't get one.
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Honey, I'm sure
this year will be different.
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You're going to get
plenty of Candy-Grams.
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And we're not going to waste
another moment thinking about it.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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You're thinking about it, aren't you?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna get a list
of every little turd
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in Anna-Kat's class from last year
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and get my revenge one by one.
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It'll be like that movie "Munich,"
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except with Candy-Grams.
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What is it with you and revenge lists?
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I need a list. If I don't
write it down, I forget it.
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Look, I'm upset, too,
but there's something to be said
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for stepping back and
letting the kids work it out.
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Greg, you're not just given
the title "Overbearing Mom."
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You have to earn it.
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I'm just saying if we keep trying to
protect them from disappointment,
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they'll never learn to deal with it.
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[SIGHS] Fine! You win.
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But you're dropping Anna-Kat off
in the morning.
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If I set foot in that school,
all bets are off.
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Done.
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And afterwards, I'll pick up
some taco ingredients...
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[YAWNING] and arrange for a string
quartet to play while we eat.
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"No" to the quartet.
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And don't do that
fake-yawn-while-talking thing.
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It's childish.
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[YAWNING] You are.
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Listen, what happened last year
is in the past, okay?
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But nobody's gonna give me any this year
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because of the story I told about
tearing everyone's faces off.
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Anyone worried
their face will be torn off
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isn't a friend worth having.
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[INDISTINCT TALKING]
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- I have three.
- I have five.
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I got four Candy-Grams!
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I got six!
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[TALKING CONTINUES]
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How'd it go with Anna-Kat?
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Funny story.
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Daddy said I get to stay home today!
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"The end."
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[MOCKINGLY] "Katie, if we interfere
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and don't let our kids
experience disappointment,
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they'll never learn."
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That's fair.
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Although, after 18 years,
I expect a better "Greg."
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?
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Do you think Greg and I are crazy
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- for keeping her home?
- Of course not.
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We need to protect our kids
from life's hardships
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as long as we can.
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And that includes using bumpers
at the bowling alley,
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and I don't want to hear
another word about it.
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Everyone deserves a strike.
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I say the more hardships,
the better. It builds character.
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In fact, once a year,
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I like to purposely forget
one of my kids' birthdays.
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I know taking Anna-Kat back to school
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and letting her deal with this head-on
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is the right thing to do.
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I just don't have it in me.
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I do.
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?
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Excuse me. Did you bring a late note?
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[LAUGHS]
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You're welcome.
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How was Anna-Kat? Was she okay?
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Don't know. Never looked back.
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Now, let's talk about something
that's actually interesting.
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What's going on between Taylor
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and that ding-a-ling boyfriend of hers?
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[GROANS] They're still going strong.
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As far as I can tell,
he has no redeeming qualities.
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Well, as long as she's happy...
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[LAUGHING]
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- [LAUGHING]
- [LAUGHING]
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Can you imagine
if that's how we really felt?
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[LAUGHTER]
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He drives me crazy.
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Well, maybe that's the point.
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Sounds like
Trip's the guy you bring home
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to piss off your parents.
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Oh, yeah. I dated one of those.
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He checked all the boxes...
van, neck tattoo,
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strong commitment to the sleeveless T.
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The more they hated him,
the more I liked him.
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Exactly.
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So if you want to get rid
of this Trip guy fast,
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you need to embrace him.
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Hmm.
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You know, mine also had a van,
neck tattoo, and no sleeves.
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Was yours Mark...
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- Anderson?
- McKenna?
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Holy crap, girl.
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We were this close
to being Bajingo Sisters.
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?
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What do ya think?
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You look like a million bucks.
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Thanks, Spencer.
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That wasn't a compliment.
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Hence the comparison to chump change.
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What should I do? My date's in an hour.
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00:09:08,395 --> 00:09:10,095
Don't worry. I got you covered.
260
00:09:11,531 --> 00:09:13,298
I planned every moment of your evening.
261
00:09:13,367 --> 00:09:14,999
A limo will pick you up and take you
262
00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:17,535
to my old favorite spot, Chez Royale.
263
00:09:17,604 --> 00:09:19,771
Wow. I don't know what to say.
264
00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,706
Well, it's the least I could do.
265
00:09:21,775 --> 00:09:24,309
You were there for me the moment
I got out of the big house.
266
00:09:25,412 --> 00:09:26,578
Just a minute.
267
00:09:26,646 --> 00:09:28,613
We need to deal
with your pale complexion.
268
00:09:28,682 --> 00:09:29,881
How?
269
00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:31,750
Well, you don't have time
to do it the natural way,
270
00:09:31,818 --> 00:09:33,752
so I've done some Yahoo-ing
on my cellphone,
271
00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:34,953
and I found...
272
00:09:35,021 --> 00:09:36,087
Dimitri!
273
00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:41,893
Paint him "Spencer Blitz Brown."
274
00:09:43,897 --> 00:09:45,964
You know what goes good
with anniversary tacos?
275
00:09:46,032 --> 00:09:47,465
Guacamole.
276
00:09:47,534 --> 00:09:49,267
- Say "salsa."
- Salsa.
277
00:09:49,336 --> 00:09:51,803
Salsa dancing, with Westport's
preeminent salsa instructor,
278
00:09:51,872 --> 00:09:53,238
Javier Gonzalez.
279
00:09:53,306 --> 00:09:55,507
Greg, for our 20th,
I promise you I'll consider that
280
00:09:55,575 --> 00:09:56,741
and then ultimately bail.
281
00:09:58,145 --> 00:09:59,244
Mama, Daddy, guess what!
282
00:09:59,312 --> 00:10:01,212
I got four Candy-Grams today!
283
00:10:01,281 --> 00:10:04,616
Honey! That's amazing!
284
00:10:04,684 --> 00:10:05,683
I told you it would work out.
285
00:10:05,752 --> 00:10:06,918
Do you know who gave them to you?
286
00:10:06,987 --> 00:10:08,420
No, but my guess is Skyler
287
00:10:08,488 --> 00:10:10,555
and three of the seven girls
named Madison.
288
00:10:10,624 --> 00:10:12,824
I'm going up to my room to open one.
289
00:10:12,893 --> 00:10:14,859
Hold on. Didn't you get a ride
home from Taylor and Trip?
290
00:10:14,928 --> 00:10:17,495
Yeah. She's watching him
do push-ups in the driveway.
291
00:10:21,902 --> 00:10:23,201
TAYLOR: Whoo!
292
00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:26,004
69, 70, 71...
293
00:10:26,072 --> 00:10:27,739
[SIGHS] Greg, it's time for
294
00:10:27,808 --> 00:10:30,175
Operation "Embrace
Our Daughter's Boyfriend
295
00:10:30,243 --> 00:10:32,911
So She Thinks We Like Him
And Stops Dating Him."
296
00:10:32,979 --> 00:10:34,979
I realize I need a better code name.
297
00:10:35,048 --> 00:10:39,050
?
298
00:10:43,356 --> 00:10:44,656
This is a nice place, huh?
299
00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:48,193
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS, MAN COUGHS]
300
00:10:49,329 --> 00:10:51,763
Isn't it a little... old?
301
00:10:51,832 --> 00:10:54,399
Some might say "old."
Some might say "classy."
302
00:10:54,468 --> 00:10:55,600
I say "old."
303
00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,771
Sir, you have a phone call.
304
00:11:04,878 --> 00:11:05,944
Hello?
305
00:11:06,012 --> 00:11:07,779
Nothing tells a lady you're big-time
306
00:11:07,848 --> 00:11:10,014
like a giant phone
brought to your table.
307
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,783
Sorry. I need to call you back.
308
00:11:11,852 --> 00:11:13,084
Pretending you're too important
to talk...
309
00:11:13,153 --> 00:11:14,719
well played!
310
00:11:14,788 --> 00:11:15,987
Now, remember the ice-breakers.
311
00:11:16,056 --> 00:11:17,922
What's her favorite movie,
favorite color,
312
00:11:17,991 --> 00:11:19,157
who's her favorite Bee Gee.
313
00:11:19,226 --> 00:11:20,258
Okay.
314
00:11:20,327 --> 00:11:21,659
And if she says "Maurice Gibb,"
315
00:11:21,728 --> 00:11:24,028
dump her immediately
'cause she is [Bleep] crazy.
316
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,968
[SIGHS] So... uh...
317
00:11:30,036 --> 00:11:31,269
what's your favorite movie?
318
00:11:31,338 --> 00:11:32,637
I don't know.
319
00:11:32,706 --> 00:11:33,872
When I was little,
320
00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:35,707
I watched "Tangled"
about a thousand times.
321
00:11:35,775 --> 00:11:37,876
Never seen it.
322
00:11:37,944 --> 00:11:39,377
But I was little once.
323
00:11:42,849 --> 00:11:44,382
Maybe we should order.
324
00:11:44,451 --> 00:11:46,150
They said the kitchen closes at 7:30.
325
00:11:46,219 --> 00:11:48,586
Oliver, this whole night
has been super weird.
326
00:11:48,655 --> 00:11:49,988
- Which part?
- All of it...
327
00:11:50,056 --> 00:11:52,323
this place,
the giant stretch white limo,
328
00:11:52,392 --> 00:11:53,658
your spray tan.
329
00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:55,960
Yeah, this guy Dimitri
wouldn't stop blasting me.
330
00:11:56,029 --> 00:12:00,064
Look, when you asked me out,
I was kind of excited, but...
331
00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:02,133
You know what? I'm just gonna go.
332
00:12:02,202 --> 00:12:03,801
At least let the driver take you home.
333
00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:05,403
It's okay.
334
00:12:05,472 --> 00:12:07,305
I'll just go to my parents' restaurant.
335
00:12:07,374 --> 00:12:09,307
I'm supposed to work there later anyway.
336
00:12:11,011 --> 00:12:17,148
?
337
00:12:17,217 --> 00:12:19,284
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
338
00:12:20,487 --> 00:12:21,819
Hello?
339
00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:23,254
Hate to interrupt. About my new phone...
340
00:12:23,323 --> 00:12:25,056
my wallpaper is a mountain.
341
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,391
How do I make it a butterfly?
342
00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:29,694
?
343
00:12:29,763 --> 00:12:30,795
[CHUCKLES]
344
00:12:30,864 --> 00:12:32,163
[MUFFLED] This is my favorite food.
345
00:12:32,232 --> 00:12:35,199
That's why we got you
the jumbo pack of gummy worms.
346
00:12:35,268 --> 00:12:36,868
We always want you to feel welcome here.
347
00:12:36,937 --> 00:12:38,102
[CHUCKLES]
348
00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:39,737
We are so glad
the two of you found each other.
349
00:12:39,806 --> 00:12:41,739
God is smiling on us.
350
00:12:41,808 --> 00:12:43,207
Reel it in, Katie.
351
00:12:43,276 --> 00:12:46,277
Taylor, why don't you get Trip
some more gummy worms?
352
00:12:52,218 --> 00:12:55,019
Why are Mom and Dad
suddenly being so nice to Trip?
353
00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:56,821
It's freaking me out.
354
00:12:56,890 --> 00:12:58,756
They're probably using
reverse psychology
355
00:12:58,825 --> 00:13:00,024
to make you less into him.
356
00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:01,292
[SCOFFS] Yeah, right.
357
00:13:01,361 --> 00:13:03,261
Trust me... I know
what I'm talking about.
358
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:05,730
I'm 8 years old, and I've been
in therapy for four of them.
359
00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:08,666
I'll have you know, gummy worms
are my most favorite.
360
00:13:08,735 --> 00:13:09,601
She does love them.
361
00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:11,703
?
362
00:13:11,771 --> 00:13:13,204
Fine.
363
00:13:13,273 --> 00:13:15,106
Mom and Dad want to play games?
364
00:13:15,175 --> 00:13:16,341
I'm game.
365
00:13:19,512 --> 00:13:21,879
Taylor, we were just telling Trip
366
00:13:21,948 --> 00:13:23,848
how much we are loving having him here.
367
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:25,817
Great! Then maybe we should join you
368
00:13:25,885 --> 00:13:27,218
for your anniversary dinner tonight.
369
00:13:27,287 --> 00:13:28,686
Oh. Uh... no.
370
00:13:28,755 --> 00:13:30,755
I'm sure you two
have better things to do.
371
00:13:30,824 --> 00:13:32,824
Oh, we do, but we're just gonna
put them on hold
372
00:13:32,892 --> 00:13:35,793
because we're all enjoying
each other's company so much.
373
00:13:35,862 --> 00:13:36,928
They're making tacos.
374
00:13:36,997 --> 00:13:39,897
Tacooooooos!
375
00:13:39,966 --> 00:13:41,232
Just when I thought this anniversary
376
00:13:41,301 --> 00:13:42,600
couldn't get more special.
377
00:13:42,669 --> 00:13:45,737
?
378
00:13:45,805 --> 00:13:47,505
[CRUNCH]
379
00:13:47,574 --> 00:13:49,007
Killer grub, Mr. A.
380
00:13:49,075 --> 00:13:50,975
I'm glad you like them, Trip.
381
00:13:51,044 --> 00:13:52,176
I'll get you some more.
382
00:13:52,245 --> 00:13:53,678
[CLEARS THROAT] Katie, help?
383
00:13:54,948 --> 00:13:56,314
Sure, honey.
384
00:13:56,383 --> 00:13:57,348
[SIGHS]
385
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:58,883
I feel like my plan is backfiring.
386
00:13:58,952 --> 00:14:00,084
You think?
387
00:14:00,153 --> 00:14:01,719
The most romantic thing
to happen at the dinner
388
00:14:01,788 --> 00:14:03,287
was when me and Trip
accidentally touched hands
389
00:14:03,356 --> 00:14:04,555
when we went for more cheese.
390
00:14:04,624 --> 00:14:06,057
- Ugh.
- [TRIP GROANS]
391
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:07,692
I'm gonna go make some more room.
392
00:14:07,761 --> 00:14:09,327
Then I'm coming back for thirds.
393
00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:12,530
I do admire how he knows his system.
394
00:14:12,599 --> 00:14:14,499
I know what you two are up to.
395
00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:16,401
You're just trying to use...
396
00:14:17,504 --> 00:14:18,870
Anna-Kat, what's it called, again?
397
00:14:18,938 --> 00:14:20,071
ANNA-KAT: Reverse psychology!
398
00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:21,739
...reverse psychology!
399
00:14:21,808 --> 00:14:23,141
Taylor, we both know
400
00:14:23,209 --> 00:14:25,443
that you're just dating him to annoy us.
401
00:14:25,512 --> 00:14:27,345
Has it occurred to you
that I might be dating him
402
00:14:27,414 --> 00:14:28,613
because I actually like him
403
00:14:28,682 --> 00:14:30,014
and it has nothing to do with you?
404
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,483
[SCOFFS] You know
I don't function that way.
405
00:14:32,552 --> 00:14:34,519
From now on, I'd appreciate it
406
00:14:34,587 --> 00:14:36,521
if you both stopped
butting into my life!
407
00:14:36,589 --> 00:14:38,256
Trip! We're leaving!
408
00:14:38,324 --> 00:14:39,824
TRIP: But... thirds?
409
00:14:43,029 --> 00:14:44,595
Why are you home so early?
410
00:14:44,664 --> 00:14:46,631
And why does your skin look like
the inside of a peanut butter cup?
411
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,999
I don't want to talk about it.
412
00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:49,267
Trip, let's go.
413
00:14:49,335 --> 00:14:51,803
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
414
00:14:51,871 --> 00:14:53,104
Hello?
415
00:14:53,173 --> 00:14:54,405
Principal Ablin.
416
00:14:54,474 --> 00:14:56,708
No one goes anywhere.
417
00:14:56,776 --> 00:14:57,809
Okay.
418
00:14:57,877 --> 00:14:59,377
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
419
00:14:59,446 --> 00:15:01,857
I'm sorry to hear that.
420
00:15:02,182 --> 00:15:03,214
Of course.
421
00:15:03,283 --> 00:15:04,949
We will deal with this immediately.
422
00:15:05,018 --> 00:15:06,851
[MUSIC FADES, STOPS]
423
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:07,919
[CELLPHONE THUDS]
424
00:15:07,987 --> 00:15:10,088
Come on, Anna-Kat!
425
00:15:10,156 --> 00:15:11,689
- Yes!
- Yes!
426
00:15:11,758 --> 00:15:13,591
Please... Principal Ablin is a sad man
427
00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:15,093
who's jealous of my happiness.
428
00:15:15,161 --> 00:15:16,527
Wait for us upstairs.
429
00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:17,995
We're out of here.
430
00:15:18,064 --> 00:15:19,430
I'm going to my room.
431
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:21,999
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
432
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:23,682
This is worse
than our ninth anniversary,
433
00:15:23,737 --> 00:15:25,658
when I released the doves
into the ceiling fan.
434
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,673
[IMITATES FLUTTERING]
435
00:15:30,191 --> 00:15:31,457
?
436
00:15:32,511 --> 00:15:33,722
KATIE: Anna-Kat?
437
00:15:33,824 --> 00:15:35,223
Where'd she go?
438
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,248
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- KATIE: Are you in there?
439
00:15:38,273 --> 00:15:40,287
Come back later! I need some privacy!
440
00:15:40,311 --> 00:15:43,178
Privacy? Normally, she wants me
to hold her hand while she poops.
441
00:15:43,247 --> 00:15:44,580
- We're going in.
- Mm-hmm.
442
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:48,566
What... are you doing?
443
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:51,686
Getting rid of the evidence,
like the guy in "Fargo"
444
00:15:51,755 --> 00:15:53,488
when he put the body
in the wood chipper.
445
00:15:53,557 --> 00:15:54,889
You let her watch "Fargo"?
446
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:56,858
You were supposed to
close your eyes for that part.
447
00:15:56,927 --> 00:15:59,961
Anna-Kat, the principal told us
why you have so many Candy-Grams.
448
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:01,930
You've all angered Bloody Becky,
449
00:16:01,998 --> 00:16:03,464
but there's still a way to stop her
450
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,600
from ripping out your eyeballs
451
00:16:05,669 --> 00:16:07,635
and eating them like Spanish olives.
452
00:16:07,704 --> 00:16:09,137
I love Spanish olives.
453
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:11,306
This is not the time, Franklin.
454
00:16:11,374 --> 00:16:14,642
All Candy-Grams
must be thrown into a volcano.
455
00:16:14,711 --> 00:16:16,477
As it happens, I'm visiting one later.
456
00:16:19,549 --> 00:16:22,383
You told us that you were done
with Bloody Becky.
457
00:16:22,452 --> 00:16:24,452
I was worried I wasn't
gonna get any Candy-Grams,
458
00:16:24,521 --> 00:16:25,587
so I took action.
459
00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:26,854
I understand you were nervous,
460
00:16:26,923 --> 00:16:28,556
but you promised you wouldn't
tell any more stories,
461
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:30,325
and then you lied to us
and did it anyway.
462
00:16:30,393 --> 00:16:31,492
For punishment, no electronics
463
00:16:31,561 --> 00:16:33,127
and no more secret movie night
with your mom.
464
00:16:33,196 --> 00:16:34,395
You heard your father.
465
00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:36,464
We finish watching
"The Shining," and that's it!
466
00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:37,532
Now go to your room.
467
00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:38,566
[HUFFS]
468
00:16:40,203 --> 00:16:41,836
I need to use your makeup remover.
469
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,173
So, Oliver, tell us about your date.
470
00:16:45,242 --> 00:16:46,708
It went amazing.
471
00:16:46,776 --> 00:16:49,510
That's why I got home at 6:00
and look like a preppy Cheeto.
472
00:16:49,579 --> 00:16:51,904
She'll never go out with me again.
473
00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:55,717
Okay. We interfered with Taylor,
and that didn't work out.
474
00:16:55,785 --> 00:16:57,983
We didn't interfere with Anna-Kat,
and that also didn't work out.
475
00:16:58,037 --> 00:17:00,455
- What's our move?
- Maybe we interfere with Oliver,
476
00:17:00,523 --> 00:17:03,630
but we just call it "getting involved."
477
00:17:04,427 --> 00:17:06,427
Oliver, you know, it's not
too late to win her back.
478
00:17:06,496 --> 00:17:09,230
Trust me... it is.
The date was a disaster.
479
00:17:09,299 --> 00:17:10,565
I don't know.
480
00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:14,469
Sounds like Gina needs
a big romantic gesture.
481
00:17:14,537 --> 00:17:18,106
Do you have any experience
with those, Greg?
482
00:17:18,174 --> 00:17:19,474
I've been known to dabble.
483
00:17:20,243 --> 00:17:21,843
What kind of stuff does Gina like?
484
00:17:21,911 --> 00:17:23,811
All I got was that
she liked the movie "Tangled."
485
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,113
I can work with that.
486
00:17:26,283 --> 00:17:28,216
Man! This stuff isn't gonna cut it.
487
00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:31,152
I'm gonna need to use
that stuff drag queens use.
488
00:17:31,221 --> 00:17:32,453
Dimitri.
489
00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:39,127
?
490
00:17:39,195 --> 00:17:45,733
?
491
00:17:45,802 --> 00:17:47,402
We're almost done.
You should go get Gina.
492
00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:48,503
You think this is gonna work?
493
00:17:48,571 --> 00:17:50,138
If it'll make you feel more confident,
494
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:52,774
we could always have an old dude
on standby with a giant phone.
495
00:17:52,842 --> 00:17:55,209
I shared that with you
because I felt safe.
496
00:17:58,615 --> 00:18:00,480
Taylor, you texted me
that you weren't coming
497
00:18:00,558 --> 00:18:02,250
and that you wanted
nothing to do with us.
498
00:18:02,469 --> 00:18:03,901
Well, Trip changed my mind.
499
00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:05,470
His exact words were,
500
00:18:05,538 --> 00:18:07,371
"There's nothing
more important than family.
501
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,107
And family is really important
because it's family.
502
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,810
And family is family.
And that's important."
503
00:18:14,914 --> 00:18:16,080
Well said, Trip.
504
00:18:16,149 --> 00:18:17,782
[GIGGLES]
505
00:18:17,851 --> 00:18:19,684
Hey, Anna-Kat. Let me
help you out with that.
506
00:18:24,657 --> 00:18:26,524
Maybe he does have
some redeeming qualities.
507
00:18:28,294 --> 00:18:29,627
Damn it.
508
00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:36,667
?
509
00:18:42,842 --> 00:18:43,908
[BELLS JINGLE]
510
00:18:43,977 --> 00:18:45,042
What are you doing here?
511
00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:47,778
Listen, I'm really sorry about tonight.
512
00:18:48,948 --> 00:18:50,648
Okay. I got to get back to work.
513
00:18:50,717 --> 00:18:51,849
Hold on.
514
00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:54,919
Before you go, I just want
to show you one thing.
515
00:18:59,926 --> 00:19:01,659
[BELLS JINGLE]
516
00:19:05,298 --> 00:19:08,699
? It's all about you ?
? It's about you ?
517
00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:12,303
? It's all about you, baby ?
? It's all about ?
518
00:19:12,372 --> 00:19:15,806
? It's all about you ?
? It's about you ?
519
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,909
? It's all about you ?
520
00:19:17,977 --> 00:19:19,610
[LAUGHING] Oh, my God!
521
00:19:19,679 --> 00:19:22,346
It's like my favorite scene
from "Tangled"!
522
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,851
You did this for me?
523
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,686
I thought you might like it.
524
00:19:28,755 --> 00:19:32,857
?
525
00:19:32,926 --> 00:19:37,428
? And I would answer all your wishes ?
526
00:19:37,497 --> 00:19:40,164
? If you asked me to ?
527
00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:44,802
? But if you deny me
one of your kisses ?
528
00:19:44,871 --> 00:19:47,638
? Don't know what I'd do ?
529
00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:51,108
? So, hold me close
and say three words ?
530
00:19:51,177 --> 00:19:54,712
? Like you used to do ?
531
00:19:54,781 --> 00:19:58,416
? Dancing on the kitchen tiles ?
532
00:19:58,484 --> 00:20:02,553
? So I told you with a smile ?
533
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,990
? It's all about you ?
534
00:20:06,059 --> 00:20:09,794
? It's all about you ?
? It's about you ?
535
00:20:09,862 --> 00:20:13,297
? It's all about you, baby ?
? It's all about ?
536
00:20:13,366 --> 00:20:16,267
? It's all about you ?
537
00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:18,402
How come you never do
something like this for me?
538
00:20:18,471 --> 00:20:20,838
? ...about you, baby ?
539
00:20:20,899 --> 00:20:24,567
? It's all about you ?
540
00:20:24,669 --> 00:20:26,568
? It's all about you ?
541
00:20:28,008 --> 00:20:31,309
[LAUGHTER]
542
00:20:31,409 --> 00:20:33,742
- Whoo!
- Pepperoni!
543
00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:36,427
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
544
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:38,662
Happy anniversary.
545
00:20:38,966 --> 00:20:40,199
18 years.
546
00:20:40,253 --> 00:20:42,052
Look what we did together.
547
00:20:42,121 --> 00:20:44,974
It is amazing what a little love
548
00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:47,193
and a lot of
white wine spritzers can create.
549
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,808
[LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT TALKING]
550
00:20:50,877 --> 00:20:54,843
?
551
00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:59,367
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00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:03,967
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