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I can't believe this window
is still stuck.
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- I'm freezing to death!
- Before you die,
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where in your room did you hide
your Halloween candy?
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Mom, I didn't think any car
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could be worse than your minivan.
But here we are.
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Kindly address all complaints
to your father.
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He's the one who's been driving around
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with that broken window for two years.
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I'm pretending I'm Shackleton
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when his boat got stuck in the ice.
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I'm pretending I was switched at birth
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and my real family is waiting at school
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to whisk me back to our castle.
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[EXHALES]
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?
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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Okay, we're here!
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Time for you to bother other grown-ups.
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Love you!
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Mama, the door won't open.
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?
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[CAR HORNS HONKING]
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?
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It still won't open.
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Mine, too! Oh God, we're trapped!
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This is just like Shackleton.
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Pretty soon, we're gonna be
eating the sled dogs.
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[SIGHS] The electrical is shot.
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Maybe I shouldn't have bought
that big subwoofer
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from the guy who bags my groceries.
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[HONKING CONTINUES]
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Oh, my God, there's the new guy,
Trip Windsor.
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All right, abandon ship.
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Everyone, crawl out of Taylor's window.
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No way!
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Not in this shirt!
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I finally found John Varvatos
at Marshalls.
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- [GROANS]
- No, not in front of Trip!
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I'll just quit school and stay here.
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Yeah, she doesn't need school.
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Let her embrace her future.
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Take her to the nearest Lanc�me counter.
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The longer it takes for you to crawl,
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the longer people are gonna stare.
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To the lifeboats!
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?
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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[HONKING CONTINUES]
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Thank you for the most
humiliating moment of my life!
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Please!
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Wait till you hear my speech
at your wedding.
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[SIGHS]
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[HONKING CONTINUES]
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?
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So that is why I am never
driving your car again.
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Well, at least you got the doors
to work when you got home.
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?
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[YELLING]
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I got birthed by a sedan today, Greg.
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And the OB-GYN?
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The neighbor's gardener.
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It's time to take your car
to the mechanic
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and get it fixed.
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I'd love to,
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but I just don't think
we can afford to right now.
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My book comes out tomorrow,
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and if it doesn't sell,
I'm not getting tenure.
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Do you know what happens to
professors who don't get tenure?
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Don't spiral.
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They end up substitute teachers
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moonlighting as hosts
at the Cheesecake Factory!
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I'm gonna gain 15...
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- like that!
- Aaand... you're spiraling.
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Why are you assuming the worst?
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It doesn't matter about the book.
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You're gonna get tenure either way.
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Katie, that's not how it works.
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If the book fails, we could
end up in the poor house.
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End up?
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Not one countertop in this entire house
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is made of granite.
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We're already here.
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Himalayan salt?
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Who are we, Facebook employees
five through nine?
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[SALT CONTAINER THUDS]
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And who's not finishing their Go-Gurt?
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This family is now on a budget.
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New rule...
if you're food, you get eaten.
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But what about Hans Gruber?
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He's food! Are you gonna eat him?!
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[HANS GRUBER SNORTING]
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What? No.
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Hans Gruber,
we knew this day would come.
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Run!
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[HANS GRUBER OINKING]
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I'm gonna leave a candle
on my window tonight
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so my parents with a castle can find me.
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?
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?
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Greg's book comes out today,
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and he's worried nobody's gonna buy it.
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I'll buy one.
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What? I bet he has a dreamy author photo
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where he's sort of staring at you
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with his glasses dangling
from his pillowy lips.
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Doris, you have your own husband
to fantasize about.
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All my Richard fantasies involve
me pushing him off a boat.
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[LAUGHING] So, is Greg spiraling?
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To save money on electricity,
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he wants us to unplug the digital clock
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and just reset it
every time we get home.
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- Greg is spiraling.
- [GROANS] I need that car fixed.
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This morning when the gardener
pulled me through the window,
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he got a big handful of Katie.
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Well, maybe Greg's book
will get some positive reviews
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and he'll calm down.
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Maybe.
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Or definitely.
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You two are going to
review his book on Amazon.
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If there's homework,
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I'm gonna stop coming
to these breakfasts.
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You don't have to read it...
Just give it a glowing review.
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The positive feedback
will make him feel better.
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Then he'll relax,
and then we can fix the car.
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Do you really think our two reviews
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are gonna make a difference?
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Trust me, one of my favorite
things about Greg
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is that a little breeze at
his back blows him a long way.
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- Merry Christmas, Greg.
- Oh, honey,
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you shouldn't spend money
on lottery tickets...
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no one ever wins.
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Look at that! I won $10!
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Kids, we're going to Benihana!
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Everyone can have sodas!
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I went to Benihana once.
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The chef flipped shrimp tails in the air
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and caught them in his hat.
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It was like a circus... in a restaurant!
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- [CHUCKLING]
- So you'll help me?
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I've been sitting with you for an
hour and a half on a Thursday.
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I clearly have nothing better to do.
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[LAUGHS]
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?
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What's with all the fruits
and the leafy-green vegetables?
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Where is my diet soda?
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That stuff's terrible for you.
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It's loaded with chemicals.
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70% of my portfolio's chemicals...
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why shouldn't 70%
of my body be, as well?
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70% of your portfolio?
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Interesting.
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What are you doing?
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I need to do a report for school
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about a successful person in my life,
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and I'm choosing you.
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- Oh.
- So let's start from the beginning...
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what drove you to become
the man you are today?
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Well, I guess it was my dad.
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He shined shoes
in Grand Central Station.
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My drive is not to struggle like he did.
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You know that saying,
"Money can't buy you happiness"?
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah?
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Well, it's nonsense.
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Written by a rich person
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to make poor people feel better
about their sad lives.
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Rich people are the best.
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[LAUGHS]
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I want to do better than my dad, too.
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Well, doesn't your dad
have a book coming out?
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Yeah, today.
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Well, he can make some dollars
off of that.
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It's called "John Stuart Mill
and the Consequences
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of a Thoroughgoing Empiricist Outlook."
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Oh. Well...
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money can't buy you happiness.
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?
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- Katie!
- Yeah?
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The first reviews of my book
are in and they love it!
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- Amazing!
- Listen to this!
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"This isn't just the best
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John Stuart Mill book I've ever read...
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it's the best book
I've ever read, period."
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- Wow.
- Here's another.
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"Greg Otto is clearly
a gifted author and historian.
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And what a handsome author photo."
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Well, thank you...
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DragonLady853.
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I told you that you were overreacting.
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- They go on and on.
- See?
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You were worried about nothing.
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Who knows,
maybe somewhere down the road,
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- a John Stuart Mill musical.
- You're right.
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"Mill" is so much easier
to rhyme than "Hamilton."
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Will. Kill. Chill.
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Look at this, I'm writing already!
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And we'll get your car all fixed up.
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You know what?
I'm taking it in the shop today.
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And I'm springin' for a gas cap.
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Say goodbye,
wad of balledup paper towels.
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[LAUGHS]
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KATIE: Thank you, DragonLady853
and WifeStealaForeva.
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Oh, my God!
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You are not going to believe this...
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Londyn told Summit who told Zola
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that Trip Windsor is going to
ask me to the winter dance.
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- Who?
- He's the gorgeous new guy at school.
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Nobody knows anything about him.
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He's totally mysterious.
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Perfect. Mysterious stranger...
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every mother's dream.
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What, were there no drifters
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who kept to themselves available?
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- Dad.
- He could be a great guy.
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Impossible! His name is Trip?
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The most slappable name in the world.
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Now who's assuming the worst?
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Sometimes you need to take
the leap and see what happens.
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Like I did with my book,
and [CHUCKLES]...
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- I say go for it.
- Thanks, Dad.
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You're not going to any dance
with a boy that we haven't met!
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- Katie, jump and the net will appear.
- [GROANS]
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Damn you, DragonLady853
and WifeStealaForeva!
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?
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- ANNA-KAT: Stay.
- [HANS GRUBER OINKING]
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Stay.
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Stay!
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Please, Hans Gruber!
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You have to hide! [SIGHS]
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You need to understand...
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you've lived a very sheltered life.
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But now people you've loved
and trusted want to eat you.
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[HANS GRUBER SQUEALING]
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Why did you have to be so delicious?
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[HANS GRUBER OINKING]
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Okay...
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when I turn back around,
you better be gone.
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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1...
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2...
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3!
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Where was this obedience
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when I told you
to stop pooping in my closet?
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Hans Gruber...
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you can't fall asleep without
your lavender night mask!
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?
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Sounds like the reviews worked.
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Two days later, and he's out
getting the car fixed.
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Yeah, but I think you guys
might've gone too far.
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There's a subtle shift in Greg
ever since he read them.
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He encouraged Taylor
to hang out with Trip,
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and he's been doing finger guns
quite a bit lately.
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Is that so bad?
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That's horrible! I am so sorry!
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But he'll snap back
when his book doesn't sell.
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But then you'll have
a depressed Greg on your hands.
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That I know how to handle.
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I make him a meatloaf,
let him call me Martha,
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and we play a little game called
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"General Washington comes home
from the war."
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Please don't tell me you have a costume.
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You have a costume.
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[CAR HORN HONKS]
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Wow. He got the horn fixed.
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That was fast.
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[SCOFFS]
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That is not your car.
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?
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Well, ladies, what do you think?
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You bought a brand-new car?
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I got a great deal.
The dealership gave me
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a month of satellite radio for free!
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We can't afford a new car.
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We can't afford a new anything.
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The net has appeared.
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It's even worse when he does it.
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[BLOWING]
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Oh, my God, he holstered them.
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What is this?
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You were supposed to get your car fixed.
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I was, until I pulled into
the shop at the dealership
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and I saw this baby in the window.
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Sometimes you just have to say,
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- "What the heck?"
- Mm.
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Then I stopped at Benihana for lunch.
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- It's not as fun when it's just you.
- Greg.
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This is a new car.
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We're not a new-car family.
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We're not a new-anything family.
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You know why our pillowcases
are so soft?
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I bought them
at the Petersons' yard sale.
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That's right, we sleep on
dead-people sheets.
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I knew you'd be a bit hesitant.
Let me show you what this baby's got.
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[GROANS]
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Front-wheel drive.
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Heated front seats.
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Intelligent clearance sonar.
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Ask me what that means?
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I don't know, but it's awesome!
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Does that have any features
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that let you
go back in time and return it?
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I know my cheap Greg
is in there somewhere.
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The one who waters down Palmolive
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so I can barely get my dishes clean.
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What are you talking about?
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This car needs to go back.
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Katie, we're fine.
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The reviews for my book are amazing.
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It'll be a hit... I'll get tenure.
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We deserve to be a new-car family.
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Your book only has two reviews.
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Two stellar reviews.
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Yeah.
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"This isn't a book... it's a revelation.
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This love letter to Mill
is a masterpiece
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our generation doesn't deserve."
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That...
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is an excellent turn of phrase.
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There's another one.
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"This treatise has no equal.
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It is the sun and we are
fortunate to bask in its light.
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Greg Otto is a luminary."
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But reviews are not sales.
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A luminary, Katie.
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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Whoa, Taylor's really
stepped up her game.
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00:11:02,288 --> 00:11:03,554
Hey, guys.
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This is Trip... my non-drifter
date to the dance.
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Whoa!
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Sweet ride.
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Love this guy. See? Who was right?
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Is there anything I'm not nailin' today?
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00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:15,833
Yeah, I can think of something.
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00:11:15,902 --> 00:11:17,602
So, is that your car?
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00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:20,581
Yeah. Yep. My parents promised to
buy the car if I got straight C's.
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00:11:20,628 --> 00:11:22,206
- Ahh.
- Straight C's?
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00:11:22,275 --> 00:11:24,542
- Yeah. And I finally got 'em.
- Mm.
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00:11:24,581 --> 00:11:27,244
Well, one D, but it was just English,
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so my parents were cool.
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00:11:28,615 --> 00:11:30,114
What kinda mileage
you get on that thing?
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Uhhh...
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If this is a test,
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I'm legally allowed to take it untimed.
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[GROANS]
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Whoa!
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00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:39,423
This thing's got so many buttons.
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00:11:39,492 --> 00:11:40,992
Yeah, it does. High five!
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00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:42,159
Red sports-car club!
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00:11:42,228 --> 00:11:43,394
- Yeah.
- [CHUCKLES]
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00:11:43,463 --> 00:11:47,431
Great. Now I'm dealing with a
smart moron and a moron moron.
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00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,866
Hans Gruber?
353
00:11:49,531 --> 00:11:51,268
Where have you gone to?
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00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:54,872
I've got your favorite food... trash.
355
00:11:54,941 --> 00:11:56,774
?
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00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:58,376
[LAUGHTER]
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00:11:58,444 --> 00:11:59,644
This is all your fault.
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00:11:59,712 --> 00:12:01,345
- Our fault?
- Yes!
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00:12:01,414 --> 00:12:03,080
Your reviews were too good.
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00:12:03,149 --> 00:12:05,683
And now Greg is spending money
we don't have.
361
00:12:05,752 --> 00:12:07,351
Hey, don't hand Michelangelo
a paint brush
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00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,387
and then complain
when you get the Sistine Chapel.
363
00:12:09,455 --> 00:12:11,455
I got them to throw in
a free month of satellite radio,
364
00:12:11,524 --> 00:12:13,491
and this month has 31 days, so...
365
00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:14,492
Legend!
366
00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,626
[LAUGHTER]
367
00:12:15,695 --> 00:12:17,895
I've got to tell Greg the truth.
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00:12:17,964 --> 00:12:19,363
That you had us make up reviews
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00:12:19,432 --> 00:12:21,532
so he could feel good and
you could get your car fixed?
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00:12:21,601 --> 00:12:23,167
God, that's the truth?
371
00:12:23,236 --> 00:12:24,902
The truth sounds awful.
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00:12:24,971 --> 00:12:27,872
Greg, can I have a word with you?
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Kind of in the middle of
a red-sports-car club meeting.
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00:12:30,343 --> 00:12:31,475
Come on, Trip, let's go.
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00:12:31,544 --> 00:12:32,777
Whenever my mom says that,
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00:12:32,845 --> 00:12:34,979
it's never one word,
and it's never good.
377
00:12:35,048 --> 00:12:36,313
Meeting adjourned.
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00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,683
Love it.
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00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:42,420
About the reviews you got...
380
00:12:42,488 --> 00:12:44,255
- Yeah, I still can't believe them.
- Good.
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00:12:44,323 --> 00:12:45,756
That is a good zone to be in,
382
00:12:45,825 --> 00:12:47,291
- but the thing is...
- [RINGTONE PLAYS]
383
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,527
Whoa! It's my publisher.
Talk to me, Vance.
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00:12:49,595 --> 00:12:51,295
Thank God. I'm off the hook.
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00:12:51,364 --> 00:12:53,264
His publisher will tell him
the book bombed,
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00:12:53,332 --> 00:12:54,765
and I'll be here to cheer him up
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00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:57,050
dressed as a panty-less
Martha Washington.
388
00:12:57,113 --> 00:12:58,800
Then we can return the car
and go back to normal.
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00:12:59,872 --> 00:13:03,174
Oh, Greg, I'm sorry.
390
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:06,010
The book sold out. All 10,000 copies.
391
00:13:06,079 --> 00:13:07,011
It's a hit!
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00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,346
Yeah, I'd be speechless, too,
393
00:13:09,415 --> 00:13:12,049
if I found myself married to a luminary.
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00:13:12,118 --> 00:13:13,818
Sorry, "moist."
395
00:13:13,886 --> 00:13:16,620
"Luminary" just became
my new least-favorite word.
396
00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:19,557
?
397
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:21,492
A best-seller and a new car?
398
00:13:21,561 --> 00:13:23,160
Sounds like your dad's on a roll.
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00:13:23,229 --> 00:13:26,097
I won't be offended if you want
to write that report on him.
400
00:13:26,165 --> 00:13:28,232
Why would I write about him
when I can write about you?
401
00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:29,567
Your life's amazing.
402
00:13:29,635 --> 00:13:30,750
You were the one
403
00:13:30,796 --> 00:13:32,837
who turned Michael Jackson on
to chimpanzees.
404
00:13:32,905 --> 00:13:35,473
Anyone can write about me.
Hell, plenty of people have.
405
00:13:35,541 --> 00:13:37,875
But no one has yet broken
the story of Greg Otto.
406
00:13:37,944 --> 00:13:39,076
I guess.
407
00:13:39,145 --> 00:13:41,045
But my dad's never even been to prison.
408
00:13:41,114 --> 00:13:42,279
And I don't want you to keep
409
00:13:42,348 --> 00:13:43,748
building up federal prison in your head.
410
00:13:43,816 --> 00:13:44,915
I mean, it's great,
411
00:13:44,984 --> 00:13:47,051
but to put it in terms
you'd understand...
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00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:52,123
Oahu, Lanai, Maui, prison, Kauai.
413
00:13:52,191 --> 00:13:56,227
?
414
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,395
It's true. It's sold out.
415
00:13:58,464 --> 00:13:59,363
I know.
416
00:13:59,432 --> 00:14:00,397
Greg is so happy.
417
00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:01,699
It's like that time he thought
418
00:14:01,768 --> 00:14:03,601
he saw Bill Nye at the farmers market.
419
00:14:03,669 --> 00:14:05,102
Hello.
420
00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:07,104
Hmm...
421
00:14:07,173 --> 00:14:10,007
Do we have any tapenade?
422
00:14:10,076 --> 00:14:13,310
I don't think so because
I don't know what that is.
423
00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:14,445
Well, we're gonna need to get some
424
00:14:14,514 --> 00:14:16,013
because now that
I'm a celebrated author,
425
00:14:16,082 --> 00:14:17,982
I'm gonna start hosting a weekly salon
426
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:19,717
here at the house.
427
00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:21,886
Why would we get haircuts in our house?
428
00:14:21,954 --> 00:14:23,821
[CHUCKLING] Oh, Katie. No.
429
00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:27,625
A salon is a gathering of minds
to explore intellectual topics.
430
00:14:28,728 --> 00:14:31,295
I'm not loving what's going on here.
431
00:14:31,364 --> 00:14:33,230
You ladies are welcome
to come to the salon,
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00:14:33,299 --> 00:14:34,465
as observers, of course.
433
00:14:34,534 --> 00:14:37,368
You can observe me
giving you one of these.
434
00:14:37,436 --> 00:14:38,769
GREG: [CHUCKLES] Okay.
435
00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,304
I know you're not happy
with where you are in life,
436
00:14:40,373 --> 00:14:42,640
but someday, girls, like me,
437
00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,408
your ship will come in.
438
00:14:44,477 --> 00:14:47,578
Uh, I only have my kids
every other weekend.
439
00:14:47,647 --> 00:14:49,713
My ship has come in, baby.
440
00:14:49,782 --> 00:14:50,748
[CHUCKLES]
441
00:14:50,817 --> 00:14:52,917
?
442
00:14:52,985 --> 00:14:55,786
You know, sometimes I think
your Second Breakfast rants
443
00:14:55,855 --> 00:14:58,489
are just you complaining,
but this [Bleep] is real.
444
00:14:58,558 --> 00:15:00,991
[LAUGHS]
445
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:03,027
See you at school.
446
00:15:06,399 --> 00:15:09,066
Hey, Kate, can you tell Greg
that I had to scoot?
447
00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:14,238
Mrs. Otto will tell Mr. Otto
448
00:15:14,307 --> 00:15:16,807
that Taylor's new friend had to leave.
449
00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:18,209
Yeah, you can tell him, too.
450
00:15:18,277 --> 00:15:20,211
- Whatever.
- Trip...
451
00:15:20,279 --> 00:15:22,680
I don't think
you and Taylor should date.
452
00:15:22,748 --> 00:15:25,216
Totally! We're on the same page.
453
00:15:25,284 --> 00:15:26,317
Keeping it caj.
454
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,485
Just a fun, physical thing, you know?
455
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:30,187
Lates, Kate.
456
00:15:30,256 --> 00:15:31,355
[SIGHS]
457
00:15:31,424 --> 00:15:33,424
Easy on the eyes. Tough on the brain.
458
00:15:33,492 --> 00:15:34,692
Bright side...
459
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,827
Taylor gets to be the smart one
in the relationship.
460
00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:39,630
[GROANS]
Greg and Taylor are stressing me out!
461
00:15:39,699 --> 00:15:41,098
I'm going to go sit in the new Camry
462
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:42,800
and enjoy
that there are no sticky pennies
463
00:15:42,869 --> 00:15:44,902
stuck in the cup holders.
464
00:15:44,971 --> 00:15:46,537
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
465
00:15:50,176 --> 00:15:51,375
[GRUNTS]
466
00:15:51,444 --> 00:15:53,711
[HANS GRUBER SQUEALS]
467
00:15:53,779 --> 00:15:55,145
Hans Gruber!
468
00:15:55,214 --> 00:15:57,581
[HANS GRUBER SQUEALS]
469
00:15:57,650 --> 00:16:01,919
Ohh, hey, bacon legs, get back here!
470
00:16:01,988 --> 00:16:04,255
[HANS GRUBER SQUEALS]
471
00:16:04,323 --> 00:16:07,458
Ohh!
472
00:16:07,526 --> 00:16:12,596
?
473
00:16:12,665 --> 00:16:16,200
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
474
00:16:16,269 --> 00:16:18,102
I don't know what the pig told you,
475
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:19,203
but they're not mine.
476
00:16:19,272 --> 00:16:20,704
?
477
00:16:23,988 --> 00:16:26,422
How many of Greg's books did you buy?
478
00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:27,590
All of them.
479
00:16:27,659 --> 00:16:28,758
Why?
480
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,293
Well, Oliver was interviewing me
481
00:16:30,362 --> 00:16:32,362
for a report on
someone successful in his life,
482
00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,964
and I thought he should do it
on his dad instead of me.
483
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:37,166
So you bought the books
to make Greg look good.
484
00:16:37,235 --> 00:16:38,801
Well, a boy should be
proud of his father.
485
00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:40,803
I wasn't, and I regret it.
486
00:16:40,872 --> 00:16:43,172
That's very sweet of you, Spencer.
487
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:44,807
But 10,000 copies?
488
00:16:44,876 --> 00:16:47,510
I only meant to buy a few dozen,
but when I did...
489
00:16:47,579 --> 00:16:50,012
Have you seen this amazon.com thing?
490
00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:51,314
Of course!
491
00:16:51,383 --> 00:16:53,116
You haven't lived
until you get a snow shovel
492
00:16:53,184 --> 00:16:55,118
and baby carrots in the same package.
493
00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:56,486
I'm banned from trading stocks,
494
00:16:56,554 --> 00:16:57,954
so when I started buying Greg's book
495
00:16:58,022 --> 00:17:00,089
and I saw it climb up the sales ranking,
496
00:17:00,158 --> 00:17:02,024
it gave me a rush like the old days.
497
00:17:02,093 --> 00:17:03,793
And before I knew it, I bought them all.
498
00:17:03,862 --> 00:17:05,962
Come on, Hans Gruber.
499
00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:08,798
Let's go home and bring
our luminary back down to Earth.
500
00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:11,734
What are you going to do
with all these books?
501
00:17:11,803 --> 00:17:14,537
Disappoint trick-or-treaters
for the next 10 or so years.
502
00:17:14,606 --> 00:17:17,340
?
503
00:17:17,409 --> 00:17:19,942
Greg, I need to talk to you
about something.
504
00:17:20,011 --> 00:17:21,511
[GASPS] Hans Gruber, you're safe,
505
00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:23,079
and you don't have to hide anymore!
506
00:17:23,148 --> 00:17:24,480
My dad's book is a success,
507
00:17:24,549 --> 00:17:26,349
so we can afford not to eat you!
508
00:17:26,418 --> 00:17:27,817
Well, Hans, don't get too comfortable.
509
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,386
Greg, I need to tell you s...
510
00:17:30,455 --> 00:17:32,021
"Until this report, I never knew
511
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:34,590
that my dad wrote his book at night
after we all went to sleep.
512
00:17:34,659 --> 00:17:36,626
Sometimes he worked
until 4:00 in the morning
513
00:17:36,694 --> 00:17:38,161
because he put his family first.
514
00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,329
He didn't sacrifice us for his dream.
515
00:17:40,398 --> 00:17:43,232
And still, his dream came true.
516
00:17:43,301 --> 00:17:44,901
Sometimes being a good man
517
00:17:44,969 --> 00:17:46,903
makes you a great man.
518
00:17:46,971 --> 00:17:49,305
I couldn't be more proud to be his son."
519
00:17:50,341 --> 00:17:52,742
That's the best review I've ever gotten.
520
00:17:52,811 --> 00:17:55,445
?
521
00:17:56,548 --> 00:17:58,815
I'm gonna put a cover on this
522
00:17:58,883 --> 00:18:01,117
- and go watch "Game of Thrones."
- No, you're not.
523
00:18:01,186 --> 00:18:02,251
All my friends are allowed to.
524
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,386
No, they're not.
525
00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:07,190
Mm.
526
00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:08,524
I'm proud of you, too.
527
00:18:08,593 --> 00:18:09,525
Thanks, honey.
528
00:18:09,594 --> 00:18:10,860
What did you want to talk about?
529
00:18:10,929 --> 00:18:12,595
Just, um...
530
00:18:12,664 --> 00:18:16,399
What should we serve at your salon?
531
00:18:16,468 --> 00:18:18,134
Hmm...
532
00:18:18,203 --> 00:18:20,403
pistachios.
533
00:18:20,472 --> 00:18:21,904
Pistachios?
534
00:18:21,973 --> 00:18:25,308
Oh, God, I so want to tell him
about the books!
535
00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:27,109
?
536
00:18:27,178 --> 00:18:29,679
Hey, Mom. Trip's gonna pick me up.
537
00:18:29,747 --> 00:18:31,714
- We're gonna go see a movie.
- Taylor.
538
00:18:31,783 --> 00:18:32,748
Sit down.
539
00:18:32,817 --> 00:18:34,116
Here it comes.
540
00:18:34,185 --> 00:18:35,485
Here what comes?
541
00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:37,019
You don't like him.
You don't want me seeing him.
542
00:18:37,088 --> 00:18:38,154
You think I'm too good for him.
543
00:18:38,223 --> 00:18:39,255
That's the gist of it,
544
00:18:39,324 --> 00:18:40,423
but I would have said it snarkier.
545
00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:42,792
- I still want to date him.
- Why?
546
00:18:42,861 --> 00:18:45,027
Because he's nice.
And he's cute. [CHUCKLES]
547
00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:47,263
And you always talk about
all the dumb guys
548
00:18:47,332 --> 00:18:48,464
you dated before Dad.
549
00:18:48,533 --> 00:18:50,466
Maybe the reason
you fell in love with him
550
00:18:50,535 --> 00:18:53,102
is because you got all those
dumb guys out of your system.
551
00:18:53,171 --> 00:18:54,303
No.
552
00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:56,839
Don't you make me see things
in a new light.
553
00:18:56,908 --> 00:18:58,774
I promise I won't be home late.
554
00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:00,610
All right.
555
00:19:00,678 --> 00:19:02,712
Go to the movies.
556
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:04,213
Just nothing 3-D.
557
00:19:04,282 --> 00:19:06,482
You don't want him doing this
the whole time.
558
00:19:06,551 --> 00:19:09,752
[CHUCKLES]
559
00:19:09,821 --> 00:19:14,056
?
560
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,192
I was thinking Wednesday for your salon.
561
00:19:16,261 --> 00:19:18,060
I'll have the tapenade ready.
562
00:19:18,129 --> 00:19:19,428
I looked it up online.
563
00:19:19,497 --> 00:19:22,698
Turns out it's just a fancy word
for mushed-up olives.
564
00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:24,100
I know that Spencer bought all my books.
565
00:19:24,168 --> 00:19:26,636
And I know you know.
566
00:19:26,704 --> 00:19:28,571
I wanted to do a book tour.
567
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,239
So my publisher tracked my sales
568
00:19:30,308 --> 00:19:32,041
to see which cities I should visit.
569
00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:34,810
Turns out all my books sold
in just one town...
570
00:19:34,879 --> 00:19:38,581
just this town... just one address.
571
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:40,683
Spencer's.
572
00:19:40,752 --> 00:19:43,286
He just assumed I was there because
you'd already told me everything.
573
00:19:43,354 --> 00:19:45,588
He gave me a signed copy of my own book.
574
00:19:45,657 --> 00:19:47,390
I don't know why he signed it.
575
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,091
So, thanks.
576
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,293
For what?
577
00:19:51,329 --> 00:19:53,963
For knowing the truth
but letting me have the win,
578
00:19:54,032 --> 00:19:56,399
even though I was acting
like a pompous jerk.
579
00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:58,668
You weren't pompous, honey.
580
00:19:58,736 --> 00:20:01,337
You were just a luminary
planning a salon.
581
00:20:01,406 --> 00:20:02,438
Oh, God.
582
00:20:02,507 --> 00:20:03,539
[CHUCKLES]
583
00:20:03,608 --> 00:20:05,107
I guess I let success get to my head.
584
00:20:05,176 --> 00:20:06,943
Well, that won't be a problem now.
585
00:20:07,011 --> 00:20:09,045
- Only one person bought my book.
- Hey!
586
00:20:09,113 --> 00:20:10,813
Who knows how many books
you might have sold
587
00:20:10,882 --> 00:20:12,548
if Spencer hadn't bought them all?
588
00:20:12,617 --> 00:20:13,816
Yeah, I guess.
589
00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:16,986
Plus, as far as
the tenure committee knows,
590
00:20:17,055 --> 00:20:18,454
you sold 10,000 books!
591
00:20:18,523 --> 00:20:20,056
Don't do that thing
592
00:20:20,124 --> 00:20:22,558
where you tell people the truth
when you don't have to.
593
00:20:22,627 --> 00:20:24,493
You don't bring the empty candy wrappers
594
00:20:24,562 --> 00:20:25,828
to the cash register.
595
00:20:25,897 --> 00:20:27,863
You tuck them behind some produce.
596
00:20:27,932 --> 00:20:30,032
Katie, ethically,
I feel I have to tell them...
597
00:20:30,101 --> 00:20:31,867
That's the only way
we get to keep the car.
598
00:20:31,936 --> 00:20:33,869
...that my book sold out on the first day.
599
00:20:33,938 --> 00:20:36,772
?
600
00:20:38,692 --> 00:20:41,157
You wouldn't believe
the day I had, honey.
601
00:20:41,227 --> 00:20:43,265
But it was worth it. We won.
602
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,682
So the British surrendered?
603
00:20:45,721 --> 00:20:46,893
Yes, verily.
604
00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:48,203
We surprised them at Yorktown
605
00:20:48,272 --> 00:20:49,538
and battled them back to the ocean.
606
00:20:49,606 --> 00:20:51,273
That's wonderful, George.
607
00:20:51,341 --> 00:20:54,509
Now eat some meat loaf
and then we'll retire upstairs.
608
00:20:54,578 --> 00:20:55,911
[CHUCKLES]
609
00:20:55,979 --> 00:20:57,512
Eat fast. The kids' movie ends at 9:00.
610
00:20:57,581 --> 00:20:58,513
Mmm!
611
00:20:58,582 --> 00:20:59,648
Yeah.
612
00:20:59,698 --> 00:21:04,248
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