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Dude, we have a test. You have to focus.
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I have no motivation to succeed.
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You don't understand
how hard it is to study
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when you know you're sitting on
a huge trust fund.
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Dude, I'm so sorry, man...
I didn't realize.
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What do you guys think?
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"Charge"! Scary, huh?
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Scary that some of this
might be passed down to me.
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War reenacting is a celebration
of our nation's history,
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and despite what your mother says,
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that cannot be learned
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by watching Kevin Costner movies.
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I don't get why you care so much
about history.
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It's just a bunch
of boring facts and dates.
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Boring facts...
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Why are you being so mean?!
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History is the story
of living, breathing people
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who helped shape our world.
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Oh, yeah?
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If they're so great,
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then why are they dead?
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Guess who is killing it
as the Spring Gala Chairperson.
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[AS '80S ROCKER]
? Is it my laaaady, Kaaaaatie? ?
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What are you doing?
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I'm not sure.
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I'm starting to rack up awesome stuff
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for the charity auction...
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a $100 gas card,
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10 free games of mini-golf,
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and a signed head shot of Scott Bakula
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that I stole from the dry cleaner.
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COOPER: [LAUGHING]
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Oh, I'm laughing 'cause you said
those things are awesome,
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- and they so aren't.
- KATIE: I'm beginning to understand
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why your parents travel so much.
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Mom, Cooper's right.
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Gas cards aren't gonna cut it.
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To raise big money, you need
big-ticket auction items.
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Last year,
Nancy Granville's family donated
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a week at her Sun Valley house.
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Brought in $20,000.
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That's like 10 allowances.
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- Cooper, you spilled your milk.
- Sorry about that.
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Are you going to just leave it?
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Well, what else would I do?
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What happens at your house
when you spill something?
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And now what happens?
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Well, Lupe or Dolores
or Lita or Patricia
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will come in and clean it up.
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It is... Tuesday,
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so it would be Lupe, Dolores,
Lita, Patricia, or the driver.
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I don't know his name.
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We just call him Bentley
because, you know...
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Shut this up! Clean this up!
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See? This kind of behavior
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is exactly why I don't want to
be a part of Westport culture.
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These people have no sense of reality.
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OLIVER: Mom, if you don't
raise enough cash,
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it'll bring shame to our family.
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It'll be Dad's goatee all over again.
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Oliver, you have to accept
that your mother and I
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don't subscribe to
the shallow values of this town.
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As for the goatee...
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"Reality Bites" pushed
a lot of good people
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in a lot of bad directions.
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Okay, shame doesn't work
with you people.
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Let's try facts.
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If you don't raise enough money,
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it'll force the school
to cut back on things
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like the Special Ed department.
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Hmm. That wouldn't be good.
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But on the bright side,
she is getting better.
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Yesterday she was scrubbing up
to her shoulders.
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Hup, there she goes.
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Fine. I'll sweet talk the rich idiots.
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But for the record, I hate it.
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Agreed. People should donate
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because it's the right thing to do,
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not because they get
some vacation in return.
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This is the kind of nonsense
I was telling you about.
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Taylor, I just talked
to your history teacher.
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In an effort to foster
your love for history,
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I'm taking you out of class and
bringing you to the reenactment.
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What if I didn't go to the reenactment,
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and you just took me out
and dropped me off at the mall?
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No reenactment, no dice.
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You're lucky I hate school.
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Question... In this battle,
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how many died and how bloody was it?
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Well, it was a massacre,
so almost everyone
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and very bloody.
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I want in.
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Come on!
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?
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Nancy!
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Hi. Katie Otto.
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I'm chair of the Spring Gala this year.
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Ohh. Well, I hope you fair better
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than last year's chairperson,
Stacy Clouser.
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Do you know the pressure
of planning that Gala
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caused her to have a nervous breakdown?
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I want to thank you
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for attending this very important
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Spring Gala strategy meeting.
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After some brief remarks,
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I will open the room to questions.
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Bup! After my remarks, Mr. Bobbins.
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I'm pretty sure
that has all been exaggerated.
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Are you? 'Cause I was there
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when the paramedics had to hold her down
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and administer a sedative.
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But you know what,
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you tell yourself
whatever you need to hear.
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- I'm just gonna come out with it.
- Mm.
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Would you be willing to donate
your Sun Valley ski house
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to this year's Gala auction?
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Oh, is that your whole pitch?
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Um...
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How about I throw in
an almost-full punch card
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- to Gary's Beef Bowl?
- [SCOFFS]
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No.
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[SIGHS]
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It's just that you donated it last year,
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and I thought maybe
you would do it again.
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And I thought that
my ex-husband liked women,
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so I guess we're both
cruelly disappointed.
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The thing is, we need
to get enough money
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to pay for things
like the Special Ed department.
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Hi! [CHUCKLES]
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Still here!
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Can't get rid of me that easy!
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[LAUGHS]
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[GROANS]
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?
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You girls are in for a treat.
Over the next two days,
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we're gonna relive
the Westport Massacre...
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an event where real people were inspired
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to stand up against tyranny
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and change the course of the nation.
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But they all got massacred, right?
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Sure, if you want to nitpick.
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Okay, here's where
the excitement begins.
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You get to choose
whatever you want to be...
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a soldier, a scout, a musket loader...
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Actually, Corporal Otto, women
can't be whatever they want.
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They can only be what's on this list.
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_
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Not much of a list.
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Do I detect a tone of insubordination?
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- Sir, no, sir.
- Corporal, we all understand
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the importance of historical accuracy.
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Without that, we're just
a bunch of dorks
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running around a field.
And I'm not missing
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my once-a-month
supervised visitation day
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with my kid for that.
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[CHUCKLES] In the real battle,
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the only females involved were nurses.
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Is that understood?
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- Yes, sir. Understood, sir.
- Good.
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Okay. Change of plans,
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but... also exciting.
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Think of how cool being a nurse will be.
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You get to run around the battlefield,
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- carrying the wounded...
- Correction.
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Nurses are confined
to the medical tent...
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nursing "wounds," tending to the "dead,"
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and preparing the hot stew which
was generously provided to us
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today by Chunky.
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[SCOFFS] History sucks.
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Yep, history sucks for women.
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For men, it was pretty all right.
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[CHUCKLES]
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There is a new name on my hate list.
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- Nancy Granville.
- How did you know?
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Oliver called us.
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He told us you struck out
with a bunch of moms
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at drop-off today.
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Oliver called you?
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- Yep.
- On the phone?
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To complain about me?
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He's worried your Florida-ness...
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his words...
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is impeding your ability to perform
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in the capacity of Gala Chairperson.
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And as much as I hate to admit it,
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that horrible child is right.
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In Westport, any charity donation
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comes from a quid pro quo.
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You want big items, you have
to give something in return.
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You know why Nancy Granville
donated her place in Sun Valley
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to the Gala last year?
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You don't know why!
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It's because Stacy Clouser gave
her use of her personal chef.
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- For a week.
- Hold on.
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So to get the people in Westport
to donate big, fancy items
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to the Gala, they need
a favor in return?
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But I don't have
anything of value to offer.
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You could let people
hunt Greg in the woods,
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"Most Dangerous Game" style.
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- I'd pay good money for that.
- Mnh-mnh.
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No one is hunting Greg. He's not spry.
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Fine.
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Well, I do have a $20,000
gold-embroidered sofa.
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You could offer it to Nancy
for her ski house.
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- It's gorgeous.
- Why don't you keep it?
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It's too high. It's humiliating.
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My legs dangle
like a ventriloquist dummy.
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I don't need your sofa
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because I refuse to buy
into this stupid Westport,
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rich-person, horse-trading nonsense.
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- Mm.
- Ah.
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Oh, Katie, hi.
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Hate to interrupt your second feeding,
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but I heard you're failing miserably
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at getting donations for the Gala.
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Well, a $100 gas card says otherwise.
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Actually $50. I had to fill up.
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I want you to know that
I can't wait to laugh at you
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when this falls apart.
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Then I'll pretend
that I took it too far.
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Then I'll comfort you just enough
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so that you think it's real,
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and then I'll laugh some more
in your face.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, I'm not gonna fail.
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Because I just decided to play the game.
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Big-ticket donations, here I come.
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Great! I will give you $10,000
to hunt Greg!
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No one is hunting Greg!
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- Nancy!
- [GROANS]
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How funny to bump into you.
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Is it? What do you want, Katie?
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I have a little something
I'd like to offer
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in exchange for your ski house.
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Drum roll, please.
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Doris' $20,000 gold-embroidered sofa.
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Doris has been trying
to give that thing away
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to everyone in town.
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It's awful.
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It has "Doris" written across it
in huge gold letters, so...
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no, thank you.
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Would you prefer
to hunt Greg in the woods?
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Hi. Mom?
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Funny to bump into you here.
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I know you followed me.
I don't need your help.
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Oh, but you do.
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Hey, Cooper Bradford,
close friend of the family,
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come on over here.
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- Hi, Mrs. Granville.
- Cooper?
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[SQUEALS] What a wonderful surprise!
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How are your parents?
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They're good, yeah.
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They are vay-vacationing in Positano.
259
00:08:45,864 --> 00:08:48,431
Ooh. What's vay-vacationing?
260
00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:51,000
Well, they were vacationing
in Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat
261
00:08:51,069 --> 00:08:53,103
and they needed a vacation
from their vacation.
262
00:08:53,171 --> 00:08:54,838
Oh! [LAUGHING]
263
00:08:54,906 --> 00:08:57,407
Whew. Would you consider
marrying a much older woman?
264
00:08:57,476 --> 00:08:59,075
[LAUGHING] No...
265
00:08:59,144 --> 00:09:00,310
Would you?
266
00:09:00,378 --> 00:09:03,446
Mom, speaking
of Mr. and Mrs. Bradford...
267
00:09:03,515 --> 00:09:04,881
Cooper just informed me that his parents
268
00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:06,950
are happy to host a table
at this year's Spring Gala.
269
00:09:07,018 --> 00:09:09,486
Mrs. Granville, perhaps
you'd be willing to donate
270
00:09:09,554 --> 00:09:10,753
your Sun Valley house
271
00:09:10,822 --> 00:09:12,288
in exchange for sitting
right next to them?
272
00:09:12,357 --> 00:09:14,457
Oh.
273
00:09:14,526 --> 00:09:15,758
The house is yours.
274
00:09:18,163 --> 00:09:19,729
Would you excuse me for one moment?
275
00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:22,699
[HUSHED VOICE] What just happened?
276
00:09:22,767 --> 00:09:24,167
Did I just get the Sun Valley house?
277
00:09:24,236 --> 00:09:25,502
Mom, get woke.
278
00:09:25,570 --> 00:09:27,270
Everyone wants access to the Bradfords.
279
00:09:27,339 --> 00:09:29,105
They're the most powerful couple in town.
280
00:09:29,174 --> 00:09:31,007
Sitting at a table with them
for even an hour
281
00:09:31,076 --> 00:09:32,642
can elevate people's social status.
282
00:09:32,711 --> 00:09:35,145
If we offer up seats
at the Bradfords' table
283
00:09:35,213 --> 00:09:37,413
for big-ticket items,
we're gonna make a killing.
284
00:09:37,482 --> 00:09:41,284
Thus elevating our social status.
285
00:09:41,353 --> 00:09:43,052
- What do you say?
- NANCY: Say it again.
286
00:09:43,121 --> 00:09:44,854
Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat.
287
00:09:44,923 --> 00:09:46,756
[SQUEALS] So sophisticated!
288
00:09:46,825 --> 00:09:49,659
[LAUGHS] You tell your parents
I said that, now.
289
00:09:49,728 --> 00:09:52,428
Okay, Oliver, let's do this.
290
00:09:52,497 --> 00:09:54,764
Finally. Welcome to my side.
291
00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:56,599
Why do I feel like I'm making
a deal with the Devil?
292
00:09:56,668 --> 00:09:59,736
[CRASHING]
293
00:09:59,804 --> 00:10:01,938
Oh, thank God.
294
00:10:02,007 --> 00:10:02,972
[SIGHS]
295
00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:06,176
?
296
00:10:06,244 --> 00:10:11,147
I'm sorry, young man. The leg has to go.
297
00:10:11,216 --> 00:10:13,316
Glad someone's having fun.
298
00:10:13,385 --> 00:10:14,884
You just have to get into it.
299
00:10:14,953 --> 00:10:16,085
Create a character.
300
00:10:16,154 --> 00:10:18,688
For example, I'm a poor
Massachusetts housewife
301
00:10:18,757 --> 00:10:20,557
who, after witnessing
the horrors of war,
302
00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,192
has developed a morphine habit
303
00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,359
to deaden the pain.
304
00:10:24,996 --> 00:10:26,462
Hey, girls!
305
00:10:26,531 --> 00:10:27,964
Dad! Are you wounded?
306
00:10:28,033 --> 00:10:29,265
We'll probably have to take the leg.
307
00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:30,500
Sorry, pumpkin.
308
00:10:30,569 --> 00:10:32,735
I just wanted to see
how you guys were holding up.
309
00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:34,470
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- Taylor, what are you doing?
310
00:10:34,539 --> 00:10:36,306
I'm using a Snapchat filter
where it looks like
311
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,440
you're vomiting rainbows.
312
00:10:37,509 --> 00:10:38,775
Put it away.
313
00:10:38,843 --> 00:10:40,076
I got you out of school
so you could learn
314
00:10:40,145 --> 00:10:42,078
about our great nation,
not play on your phone.
315
00:10:42,147 --> 00:10:43,446
Dad, this sucks.
316
00:10:43,515 --> 00:10:44,781
We're stuck here in this tent
317
00:10:44,849 --> 00:10:46,049
doing all the crap jobs
318
00:10:46,117 --> 00:10:47,817
while all the guys
are out there having fun.
319
00:10:47,886 --> 00:10:49,419
Don't you think
it's a little uncool that...
320
00:10:49,487 --> 00:10:51,521
- My daughter's not giving this a fair shot?
- No. That...
321
00:10:51,590 --> 00:10:53,556
You're rejecting one of the most
glorious learning experiences
322
00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:56,259
- a person can have?
- That only the girls are treated this way.
323
00:10:56,328 --> 00:10:57,527
Especially this day and age.
324
00:10:57,596 --> 00:10:58,795
But it isn't this day and age.
325
00:10:58,863 --> 00:11:00,663
That's the whole point.
326
00:11:00,732 --> 00:11:03,066
Corporal Otto,
why aren't you at your post?
327
00:11:03,134 --> 00:11:04,467
Oh, sorry, sir.
I was just checking on my girls.
328
00:11:04,536 --> 00:11:06,002
[GASPS] A phone?
329
00:11:06,071 --> 00:11:07,303
What... What are you doing with a pho...
330
00:11:07,372 --> 00:11:09,572
Or rather, what are doing
with some futuristic device
331
00:11:09,641 --> 00:11:12,175
that I don't know about?
Because I'm in the 1700s.
332
00:11:12,244 --> 00:11:13,409
It's no big deal. I'll just put it away.
333
00:11:13,478 --> 00:11:15,345
Oh. No big deal.
334
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,347
[CHUCKLES] Okay.
335
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:21,451
Then maybe it's "no big deal"
that I demote you, Private Otto.
336
00:11:21,519 --> 00:11:23,720
See you on the battlefield.
337
00:11:23,788 --> 00:11:24,754
Go!
338
00:11:26,791 --> 00:11:27,857
Back to private.
339
00:11:27,926 --> 00:11:29,659
You just flushed three whole years
340
00:11:29,728 --> 00:11:32,228
of online reenactment class
down the toilet!
341
00:11:32,297 --> 00:11:35,498
?
342
00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:37,500
I've got you down for two seats
at the Bradford table.
343
00:11:37,569 --> 00:11:38,768
And in return,
344
00:11:38,837 --> 00:11:40,837
you'll donate your private jet
for the weekend...
345
00:11:40,905 --> 00:11:43,106
Is that correct?
346
00:11:43,174 --> 00:11:44,140
Great!
347
00:11:44,209 --> 00:11:45,642
Thank you for your donations.
348
00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:47,310
Put the Bumgarners on the board!
349
00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:49,012
[CHUCKLES]
350
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,647
Mom, I got to be honest.
351
00:11:50,715 --> 00:11:52,081
I'm actually having fun.
352
00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,050
We're like a mother/son
"Wolf of Wall Street."
353
00:11:54,119 --> 00:11:55,818
I'm Leo. You're Jonah Hill.
354
00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:59,188
Can't say that I love the
Jonah Hill comparison, but...
355
00:11:59,257 --> 00:12:00,790
this is pretty awesome.
356
00:12:00,859 --> 00:12:02,892
[DOOR OPENS]
357
00:12:02,961 --> 00:12:04,527
Hey, guys! How'd it go?
358
00:12:04,596 --> 00:12:07,597
So fun! I amputated a ton of legs.
359
00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:09,732
Sometimes I accidentally
took the wrong one
360
00:12:09,801 --> 00:12:11,401
- just so I could do two.
- Mm.
361
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,603
Mom, Dad won't let me go back to school.
362
00:12:13,672 --> 00:12:16,005
It's a two-day battle,
so no school for you.
363
00:12:18,109 --> 00:12:19,175
What happened out there?
364
00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:20,943
[GROANS] What's happening in here?
365
00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:23,212
Oliver is teaching me
the ways of Westport.
366
00:12:23,281 --> 00:12:25,081
I'm using Cooper Bradford's parents
367
00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:26,716
as bait to dupe the rich idiots
368
00:12:26,785 --> 00:12:28,751
into coughing up fancy auction items.
369
00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:30,887
- And we're killin' it.
- Mother/son robot dance!
370
00:12:30,955 --> 00:12:33,289
[UPBEAT EDM PLAYS]
371
00:12:33,358 --> 00:12:34,957
Katie, a moment?
372
00:12:35,026 --> 00:12:36,926
[MUSIC STOPS]
373
00:12:36,995 --> 00:12:38,928
What happened to not getting
sucked into Westport culture?
374
00:12:38,997 --> 00:12:40,697
I know it's weird,
but Oliver is helping me
375
00:12:40,765 --> 00:12:42,198
lock in donations for the Gala
376
00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:44,067
and has taught me the wonderful feeling
377
00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:46,703
that comes with money and power.
378
00:12:46,771 --> 00:12:48,037
I don't like any of this.
379
00:12:48,106 --> 00:12:50,206
I don't like what you just said,
I don't like this board,
380
00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:52,141
and I feel like your hair
may be a little bit different.
381
00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:54,644
Don't listen to him. You're finally
getting respect in this town.
382
00:12:54,713 --> 00:12:56,245
But at what cost? Don't lose who you are
383
00:12:56,314 --> 00:12:58,381
- in pursuit of material gains.
- But think of the power.
384
00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:00,149
Surely there must be a
better way to get what you want.
385
00:13:00,218 --> 00:13:01,718
People will want to know you.
386
00:13:01,786 --> 00:13:03,119
You don't want to know anyone, Katie.
387
00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:04,420
People will want to be you.
388
00:13:04,489 --> 00:13:05,755
That's not what you're about.
389
00:13:05,824 --> 00:13:08,191
And you can finally destroy
Tara Summers.
390
00:13:08,259 --> 00:13:09,625
Winner! Sorry, Greg.
391
00:13:09,694 --> 00:13:10,827
I'm going with the kid on this one.
392
00:13:10,895 --> 00:13:11,928
Fine. But for the record,
393
00:13:11,996 --> 00:13:13,329
I don't like the crowd
you're running with.
394
00:13:13,398 --> 00:13:15,765
Who? Oliver?
395
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:16,799
Yes.
396
00:13:16,868 --> 00:13:19,268
?
397
00:13:19,337 --> 00:13:21,003
[SIGHS]
398
00:13:21,072 --> 00:13:26,442
?
399
00:13:26,511 --> 00:13:28,277
Katie! Hi!
400
00:13:28,346 --> 00:13:29,712
Don't you look adorable today.
401
00:13:29,781 --> 00:13:33,116
Someone's clearly heard how
I'm killing it with the Gala.
402
00:13:33,184 --> 00:13:35,051
I have. And I also heard
403
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,387
that there's one more seat
available at the Bradford table.
404
00:13:37,455 --> 00:13:38,955
Well, by happy coincidence,
405
00:13:39,023 --> 00:13:41,190
our timeshare in the Bahamas
is suddenly available.
406
00:13:41,259 --> 00:13:42,325
Which I'd be happy to donate.
407
00:13:42,394 --> 00:13:44,827
Oh, really? That is a happy coincidence.
408
00:13:44,896 --> 00:13:46,295
Your timeshare's no good here.
409
00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:47,997
And the Bahamas? Really?
410
00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:49,232
What, are we filming "Cocktail"?
411
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:50,233
Move along.
412
00:13:54,539 --> 00:13:55,738
Mom...
413
00:13:55,807 --> 00:13:57,373
Oliver, why didn't you tell me
it was so much fun
414
00:13:57,442 --> 00:13:58,708
being a Westport douchebag?
415
00:13:58,777 --> 00:14:00,410
That's literally all I talk about.
416
00:14:00,478 --> 00:14:02,178
Mom, bad news.
417
00:14:02,247 --> 00:14:03,913
Cooper Bradford just got suspended
418
00:14:03,982 --> 00:14:05,915
and might get expelled.
If the school throws him out,
419
00:14:05,984 --> 00:14:08,184
there's no way his parents will
sponsor a table at the Gala.
420
00:14:08,253 --> 00:14:09,485
Oh, man!
421
00:14:09,554 --> 00:14:10,820
Nothing ever goes my way!
422
00:14:10,889 --> 00:14:13,923
First you three kids, now this!
423
00:14:13,992 --> 00:14:15,358
[SIGHS]
424
00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:19,626
Principal Ablin?
425
00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:21,637
Oh, hi, Katie.
426
00:14:21,705 --> 00:14:23,005
If you're here to complain again,
427
00:14:23,073 --> 00:14:25,941
we now have a meat option on vegan day.
428
00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:29,011
I need your help with
the Cooper Bradford situation.
429
00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:31,079
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- You need to unsuspend him.
430
00:14:31,148 --> 00:14:32,614
First, you're not his parent.
431
00:14:32,683 --> 00:14:34,716
And do you even know what the
Cooper Bradford situation is?
432
00:14:34,785 --> 00:14:36,752
No. But how bad can it be?
433
00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,320
He paid the smart kids in his math class
434
00:14:38,389 --> 00:14:39,788
to tank their midterm
and lower the curve
435
00:14:39,857 --> 00:14:40,856
so he didn't have to study.
436
00:14:40,925 --> 00:14:41,957
That's terrible.
437
00:14:42,026 --> 00:14:43,158
Yeah. It is.
438
00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:44,860
Back in my day, if you wanted to cheat,
439
00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:46,628
you'd just write the formulas
on your upper thigh
440
00:14:46,697 --> 00:14:48,730
and then call the teacher
a pervert if he busted you.
441
00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:50,899
It's not so much how he cheated.
442
00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:52,200
It's that he cheated.
443
00:14:52,269 --> 00:14:53,869
Yeah, I got it, but here's my problem...
444
00:14:53,938 --> 00:14:55,938
I have to get Cooper out of trouble,
445
00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:58,774
otherwise the whole Spring Gala
falls apart on me.
446
00:14:58,842 --> 00:15:00,976
And since the Gala
is where a large amount
447
00:15:01,045 --> 00:15:02,311
of the funding for the school
comes from,
448
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:05,714
without it, other things
fall apart, too.
449
00:15:05,783 --> 00:15:10,385
Like the new planned renovation
of the teachers' lounge
450
00:15:10,454 --> 00:15:11,853
that I just thought of.
451
00:15:11,922 --> 00:15:13,655
Mrs. Otto, two of our brightest kids
452
00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,657
were dis-invited from the
Math-a-lathon because of this.
453
00:15:15,726 --> 00:15:17,059
We're lucky they're
still allowed to compete
454
00:15:17,127 --> 00:15:18,260
in the Biolog-a-lympics.
455
00:15:18,329 --> 00:15:19,995
Okay, let's me and you talk,
456
00:15:20,064 --> 00:15:21,363
poor person to poor person.
457
00:15:21,432 --> 00:15:22,998
I do very well, thank you.
458
00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,866
- I drive an Elantra.
- Stop it.
459
00:15:24,935 --> 00:15:26,234
We're both a couple of poors,
and we know it.
460
00:15:26,303 --> 00:15:28,170
And the rich people
are always using us poors
461
00:15:28,238 --> 00:15:29,471
for what they want.
462
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:31,707
Don't you think it's time
that a couple of poors
463
00:15:31,775 --> 00:15:34,076
use one of the richies for what we want?
464
00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:39,548
?
465
00:15:39,616 --> 00:15:42,384
[SIGHS]
466
00:15:42,453 --> 00:15:46,488
I hear rumor of a very nice sofa
being offered around town.
467
00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:49,257
It says "Doris" on it in gold?
468
00:15:49,326 --> 00:15:51,126
My cat's name is Doris.
469
00:15:51,195 --> 00:15:54,796
?
470
00:15:54,865 --> 00:15:56,631
Your attention!
471
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,700
The British have surrounded us!
472
00:15:58,769 --> 00:16:00,235
But before we begin the massacre,
473
00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:01,670
I'd like to go over the rules.
474
00:16:01,739 --> 00:16:04,306
As per usual, we will be
using verbal "bangs"
475
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,907
to represent shots fired.
476
00:16:05,976 --> 00:16:07,943
Also, Paul will place stickers
on victims
477
00:16:08,012 --> 00:16:09,811
to indicate they've been hit.
478
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,780
Okay! Commence massacre!
479
00:16:12,516 --> 00:16:14,349
Aim! Fire!
480
00:16:14,418 --> 00:16:15,350
ALL: Bang!
481
00:16:15,419 --> 00:16:18,020
- [SOLDIERS GROANING]
- Fire!
482
00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:19,755
- ALL: Bang!
- [SOLDIERS GROANING]
483
00:16:19,823 --> 00:16:21,556
- Fire!
- Bang!
484
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:24,860
- [SOLDERS SHOUTING]
- Fire!
485
00:16:24,928 --> 00:16:26,228
ALL: Bang!
486
00:16:26,296 --> 00:16:27,829
Fire!
487
00:16:27,898 --> 00:16:30,132
ALL: Bang!
488
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,833
Bang!
489
00:16:31,902 --> 00:16:33,902
?
490
00:16:33,971 --> 00:16:35,337
[GROANS]
491
00:16:35,406 --> 00:16:37,039
I'm hit!
492
00:16:37,107 --> 00:16:38,940
Shoulder? Really?
493
00:16:39,009 --> 00:16:40,308
Ricochet.
494
00:16:43,047 --> 00:16:44,246
Excellent death, honey.
495
00:16:44,314 --> 00:16:46,782
Thanks, Dad.
496
00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:49,451
[GRUNTING DRAMATICALLY]
497
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:54,056
?
498
00:16:54,124 --> 00:16:55,657
[CONTINUES GRUNTING]
499
00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:56,925
?
500
00:16:56,994 --> 00:16:58,193
I can't get these pants dirty.
501
00:16:58,262 --> 00:16:59,895
Last time, they were
so expensive to dry clean.
502
00:16:59,963 --> 00:17:02,064
[GROANING]
503
00:17:02,132 --> 00:17:03,131
?
504
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,566
Taylor, die.
505
00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:05,801
No.
506
00:17:08,272 --> 00:17:09,438
You're shot again! Go down!
507
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:10,839
No!
508
00:17:10,908 --> 00:17:12,374
[IMITATES CANNON FIRING]
509
00:17:12,443 --> 00:17:13,675
Boom!
510
00:17:13,744 --> 00:17:16,711
[GASPS] Cannonball!
511
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:19,314
- You will die right now, young lady!
- No, Dad!
512
00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:21,183
This is totally unfair!
513
00:17:21,251 --> 00:17:23,885
I can't be a soldier because
it's historically inaccurate?
514
00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:25,520
But people are just yelling "bang."
515
00:17:25,589 --> 00:17:27,556
And there's a guy
putting stickers on people
516
00:17:27,624 --> 00:17:29,024
to show they've been shot.
517
00:17:29,093 --> 00:17:30,559
You're fine overlooking these things
518
00:17:30,627 --> 00:17:31,927
but not letting girls be soldiers?
519
00:17:31,995 --> 00:17:33,528
Nurse, you will die now!
520
00:17:33,597 --> 00:17:34,830
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
521
00:17:34,898 --> 00:17:36,164
Don't yell at my daughter.
522
00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:37,899
Back on the ground, Private Otto,
523
00:17:37,968 --> 00:17:39,334
or I'll send you to the stockade.
524
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:40,735
No, you won't, Elliot.
525
00:17:40,804 --> 00:17:41,937
How dare you?
526
00:17:42,005 --> 00:17:44,506
I am Captain Beauregard
of the Fifth Battalion!
527
00:17:44,575 --> 00:17:46,208
No, you're Elliot Grady.
528
00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:47,843
You sell lambs' wool car-seat covers
529
00:17:47,911 --> 00:17:49,644
out of a kiosk in the Stamford Mall.
530
00:17:49,713 --> 00:17:51,980
Stop using words
that haven't been invented yet!
531
00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:53,515
Look, my daughter is right.
532
00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:55,584
None of this is 100% accurate.
533
00:17:55,652 --> 00:17:57,285
Jim wears color contacts.
534
00:17:57,354 --> 00:18:00,222
They're stunning, sure,
but come on, accurate?
535
00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:02,724
And I happen to know
that you wear support socks!
536
00:18:02,793 --> 00:18:05,160
[ALL GASPING]
537
00:18:05,229 --> 00:18:07,095
I have phlebitis in my ankles!
538
00:18:07,164 --> 00:18:08,263
All I'm saying is...
539
00:18:08,332 --> 00:18:10,377
is what my daughter's
asking for so wrong?
540
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:14,236
May I remind you all that
this is the Westport Massacre!
541
00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:15,403
I'm sorry.
542
00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:18,106
This is the
Chunky Soup Westport Massacre!
543
00:18:18,175 --> 00:18:19,341
PAUL: I want to bring my inhaler.
544
00:18:19,409 --> 00:18:20,942
I want to wear my back brace.
545
00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:23,979
I'd like to bring a football
to throw during down times.
546
00:18:24,047 --> 00:18:26,498
[SCOFFS] Paul, get these men in line.
547
00:18:28,051 --> 00:18:29,284
Bang.
548
00:18:29,353 --> 00:18:30,452
Oh, I die?
549
00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:31,486
I die?
550
00:18:31,555 --> 00:18:32,821
Okay, you know what dies with me?
551
00:18:32,890 --> 00:18:34,389
My Netflix password.
552
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,057
Yeah, didn't think
that one through, did you?
553
00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:37,726
Nope. No, un-die me!
554
00:18:37,794 --> 00:18:39,594
- Thanks, Dad.
- It was the right thing to do.
555
00:18:39,663 --> 00:18:41,062
I'm sorry I didn't support you sooner.
556
00:18:41,131 --> 00:18:42,430
If it makes you feel any better,
557
00:18:42,499 --> 00:18:44,432
I think I actually get
what you like about history.
558
00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:45,934
- You do?
- Yeah.
559
00:18:46,003 --> 00:18:47,669
Being a part of a mini revolution
560
00:18:47,738 --> 00:18:49,104
and standing up to a tyrant,
561
00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:50,505
it kind of helps me understand
562
00:18:50,574 --> 00:18:51,873
how those people really must've felt.
563
00:18:51,942 --> 00:18:53,074
Aw, honey.
564
00:18:53,143 --> 00:18:54,376
I'm so proud of you
for having the courage
565
00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:55,877
to stand up for what you believe in.
566
00:18:55,946 --> 00:18:58,113
And that you learned about
the Revolution by yourself.
567
00:18:58,182 --> 00:19:00,282
No, Dad. You learned it to me.
568
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,383
Actually, the proper...
569
00:19:01,451 --> 00:19:02,517
You know what? Who cares?
570
00:19:02,586 --> 00:19:03,552
We learned it to each other.
571
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,719
[CHUCKLES]
572
00:19:04,788 --> 00:19:10,992
?
573
00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:13,061
- Oh, what's the celebration?
- I'm a free man.
574
00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:15,597
Mrs. Otto got Principal Ablin
to unsuspend me.
575
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:18,233
By giving him Doris' sofa,
thereby saving the Gala.
576
00:19:18,302 --> 00:19:19,868
Wait, you bribed the principal?
577
00:19:19,937 --> 00:19:21,303
Uh...
578
00:19:21,371 --> 00:19:22,837
Yes, but who cares?
579
00:19:22,906 --> 00:19:24,105
Your Gala's gonna be a success.
580
00:19:24,174 --> 00:19:25,774
Don't give in.
You fight against this town.
581
00:19:25,842 --> 00:19:27,008
Don't be seduced by it.
582
00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:29,010
No, let it pour you a Scotch
and rub your feet.
583
00:19:29,079 --> 00:19:30,412
Come on, Katie, I know you're in there.
584
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,047
I'm feeling a little peckish.
585
00:19:32,115 --> 00:19:33,548
Do you guys have, like,
a charcuterie plate
586
00:19:33,617 --> 00:19:35,383
or some Marcona almonds?
587
00:19:35,452 --> 00:19:36,985
Oh, my God.
588
00:19:37,054 --> 00:19:38,153
Your dad's right.
589
00:19:38,222 --> 00:19:39,688
Wait. No, he's not.
590
00:19:39,756 --> 00:19:40,722
Robot.
591
00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:43,058
[UPBEAT EDM PLAYS]
592
00:19:43,126 --> 00:19:44,759
[MUSIC FADES]
593
00:19:44,828 --> 00:19:45,927
Sorry, Oliver.
594
00:19:45,996 --> 00:19:47,395
I did a bad thing.
595
00:19:49,499 --> 00:19:50,498
And you.
596
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:53,268
What you did at school was awful,
597
00:19:53,337 --> 00:19:54,769
and you need to be punished.
598
00:19:54,838 --> 00:19:57,105
You're grounded.
599
00:19:57,174 --> 00:20:00,642
Uh, "grounded" is when
you're forced to stay at home
600
00:20:00,711 --> 00:20:02,711
and lose all of your privileges.
601
00:20:02,779 --> 00:20:04,045
- Mm-hmm.
- Stay home?
602
00:20:04,114 --> 00:20:05,747
Great. Guess I get to work on my bowling
603
00:20:05,816 --> 00:20:07,015
and play with my zebra.
604
00:20:07,084 --> 00:20:09,517
No, you are staying at our house.
605
00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:10,685
So I get to stay here?
606
00:20:12,422 --> 00:20:13,388
Bueno.
607
00:20:13,457 --> 00:20:14,656
Before I die,
608
00:20:14,725 --> 00:20:16,424
I'm gonna make you sad.
609
00:20:16,493 --> 00:20:18,860
?
610
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,201
So, Mrs. Bradford, everything
with the school is fine.
611
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:32,005
I managed to make sure that
Cooper did not get kicked out.
612
00:20:32,074 --> 00:20:35,375
But I did ground him.
613
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,477
"Grounding" is when somebody takes away
614
00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:39,879
somebody's privileges.
615
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,948
Okay... well...
616
00:20:42,017 --> 00:20:43,913
then we'll see you at the Gala, then.
617
00:20:44,038 --> 00:20:45,337
Bye.
618
00:20:45,439 --> 00:20:47,773
I actually feel sorry for the kid.
619
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,875
I had no idea
you could wash your own car.
620
00:20:49,977 --> 00:20:51,043
This is a first for me.
621
00:20:51,145 --> 00:20:52,344
OLIVER: Yeah, washing our cars
622
00:20:52,446 --> 00:20:54,179
is a first for the Otto family, too.
623
00:20:54,281 --> 00:20:56,515
I guess this is why Bentley
comes in wet sometimes.
624
00:20:56,617 --> 00:20:58,050
Feeling passed.
625
00:20:58,152 --> 00:20:59,618
Yeah.
626
00:20:59,668 --> 00:21:04,218
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