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?
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What are you making?
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Mashed cauliflower for my mom.
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She has dietary restrictions.
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Yes, I know. She has an angry bowel.
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It's irritable.
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Like your parents coming
for Thanksgiving makes me.
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For the next six hours, I need you to be
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courteous, kind, and respectful.
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That's not fair.
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That's like me asking you
to catch a football.
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SPORTSCASTER: ...Jackson...
a perfectly thrown ball...
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Hey! I was just about
to look up at that.
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[BLOWS]
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What are you doing?
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Making it look dusty and unused.
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My parents are coming,
and I was raised...
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- Without a TV.
- Without a TV.
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Just because you grew up with
the worst life imaginable...
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I had books.
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We're saying the same thing...
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doesn't mean we should suffer
every time they visit.
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I don't want my dad to think
we're slaves to technology.
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[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
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Oh, my God.
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- Hey, give it back!
- Not happening.
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Dad, we all just watched that show
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about the Menendez Brothers.
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Let's think about this.
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You'll get them back
when my parents have left.
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Until then, why not communicate
the old-fashioned way...
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using words and eye contact.
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Red-faced angry emoji.
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Guess who's ready for the holidays.
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[SNORTING]
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Hans Gruber can't be here right now.
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- [SNORTS]
- Why?
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Because my dad can't find
out we have a pet pig.
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- Why? Why?
- Because he wouldn't approve.
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Because Grandpa doesn't
like cute things.
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- Why?
- Because I'm cute,
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and he didn't approve
when Daddy married me.
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- That's not true.
- Why?
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Because I was beneath Daddy.
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You mean like the time
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I opened your door without knocking?
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You, take Hans Gruber upstairs
and hide him in your room.
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And you, take your hair
out of that ponytail
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and make it look more festive.
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Want to give me styling tips?
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Yes, use a curling iron
to give it a light bounce.
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And you... Actually,
you're dressed appropriately
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and you're involved in ballet,
something cultural.
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I have no notes for you.
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I'm the man.
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Actually, I do have a note for you.
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Be 30% less Oliver.
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You get so uptight
when your parents visit.
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And you get uptight when it's your
mom's year to come for Thanksgiving.
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That's because she's crazy,
and that makes me crazy.
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But you don't see me
turning myself inside out
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trying to please her.
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No, you just yell at her
in front of company
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and make everyone uncomfortable.
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I do that. Yeah.
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It's different for me.
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You have brothers and sisters.
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I'm an only child.
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All the attention falls on me.
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I have to make him proud.
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When are you going to stop trying
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to get your dad's approval?
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Right after this visit,
when I finally get it.
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I sent him an early copy of my book...
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"John Stuart Mill and the Consequences
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of a Thoroughgoing Empiricist Outlook."
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JSM is his favorite
utilitarian philosopher.
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Did you trade JSM's rookie card for a...
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If I knew another philosopher,
I would've totally landed that.
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I just need you to get on board.
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Fine.
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But afterwards, you're gonna owe me.
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I want you do that special thing
you know I like.
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Tell the kids you're out for the night
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when, really,
you're just locked in our room
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with a coffee cup full
of chocolate chips,
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watching "Beachfront Bargain Hunt?"
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Sounds so hot when you say it.
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?
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?
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Busted.
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[SIGHS]
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I need to get my phone back,
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but I can't figure out
the combination on the lock.
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Why do you need your phone so bad?
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Eyo texted, "I love you."
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And...?
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He said, "I love you,"
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and that's the first time
he's ever said that.
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And before I could text him back,
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Dad took my phone away.
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Wow.
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He's got to be thinking
you're totally icing him out.
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- I know!
- Okay, listen.
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The sooner Grandma and Grandpa leave,
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the sooner you'll get your phone back.
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Right.
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This Thanksgiving has to move fast.
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Wait.
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[GROANS]
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I thought it might be Mom's
two favorite "Bachelor" seasons.
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- 13, 21.
- 13, 21.
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?
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Oh, I love that outfit.
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This one?
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The one you laid out on the bed for me
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with a note that says, "Please wear it.
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My mommy and daddy are coming?"
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You added that last part.
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You promised me you'd be on board.
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Fine! I'm on board.
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But parents or no parents,
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this button is getting unbuttoned
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20 minutes after pumpkin pie.
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Unh-unh. Unh-unh.
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My parents are almost here,
and I said no electronics.
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This is an assignment for school.
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I have to do a short film about
my family's Thanksgiving.
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Okay, but when you use your camera
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around Grandma and Grandpa,
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make sure you call it a "documentary."
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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They're here.
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They're here! They're here!
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Everyone, look good. Have a mint.
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- [GASPS]
- Oh!
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There's no time to pick them up.
Just kick them in the vent!
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Spencer?
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Spencer?
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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You invited an ex-con
to our Thanksgiving?
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Yeah, he's all alone,
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and I wanted him to feel like family...
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family you leave money to.
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What kind of person befriends someone
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just to get in their will?
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The kind who might not
take care of his father
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if he keeps up the judgment.
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This is for you...
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a rare Bordeaux I bought at auction.
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Do you have a decanter?
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I have a sun-tea jar.
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That's what they call decanters
in Florida.
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- [BEEPING]
- I hear beeping. Who's holding?
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- Taylor.
- It's not me.
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Oops. Sorry.
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I... I guess if I go past there,
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my ankle monitor's out of range
of my house.
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[BEEPING STOPS]
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I don't want my parole officer
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busting up your Thanksgiving party.
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Pearl's fun at first,
but she wears on you.
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- So sorry you can't stay.
- Nonsense.
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I'll go get the card table
and set it up right here.
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- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- It's them.
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Anna-Kat, stop eating mints
off the floor!
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- I'll get it.
- No, that's okay.
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Ah, happy Thanksgiving.
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[CHUCKLES] Spencer Blitz.
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You're that investment banker
that they locked up.
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That's me.
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And now I'm your son's doorman
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who's never allowed to play
the market again.
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[HUSHED] Empire Energy's
about to make a run.
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[NORMAL VOICE] May I take your coat?
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Oh! Hi, honey!
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Dad.
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Any other criminal friends
coming for dinner?
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Oh, no. [CHUCKLES]
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Spencer's not my friend.
He's Oliver's friend.
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Oh, a boy and his felon.
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Warms the heart.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Katie!
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There is the woman that my son
insisted on marrying.
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[CHUCKLES] You.
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ANNA-KAT: Grandma, grandpa!
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Oh!
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[QUIETLY] Thank you.
That was perfectly handled.
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My secret is, I make a fist
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and dig my fingernails into my hand.
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See?
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[NORMAL VOICE] Is that blood?
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Yeah.
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All right, everyone's here!
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Let's all go to the dinner table.
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The turkey still has
two more hours to cook.
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I say screw the turkey
and let's get on with it!
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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
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Nice try speeding up Thanksgiving.
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Wait, what's that sound?
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It's Eyo weeping as he checks his phone
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for a text that never comes.
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?
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Sorry about the card table,
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but it must be better
than your last Thanksgiving
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in federal prison.
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Oh, Guy Fieri was our guest chef.
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Too spicy. Terrible!
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I've got sweatshirts for everyone
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from Oxford University!
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He teaches there in the summers.
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It's very prestigious.
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Yes, my job is prestigious, but, um...
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it's not the only thing that
I'm proud of in my life.
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Greg?
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[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS]
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Tell 'em about the time that
I smoked Tony Blair at Scrabble.
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You just did, Dad.
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KATIE: Greg is impressive, too.
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You should see
the velvet-y professor thing
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he gets to wear around his neck
at every graduation ceremony.
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It's like he teaches at Hogwarts!
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I'm good, honey. Thank you.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'll get it.
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Who is that?
We're not expecting anyone else.
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Well, hello!
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Hello, everyone.
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Mom?!
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[HUSHED] You didn't tell me
the stiffs were coming.
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[HUSHED] I didn't tell you
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because you're not supposed to be here.
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You're supposed to be at Steph's.
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Well, your sister got caught up
in that travel ban,
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and now she's stuck in Turkey.
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And it didn't occur to you
to call or give me a heads-up?
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What, so that you could come up
with some dumb excuse
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for why I couldn't come?
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Absolutely not.
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I can still make an excuse.
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Oven's broken. House is being fumigated.
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Uh... stay away from me.
You drive me [Bleep]] crazy.
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You know, I haven't been here
for 20 seconds,
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and you are already on my ass.
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Lucky for you I'm in a good mood.
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I had two road pinots.
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Katie, can I talk to you for a minute?
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In private?
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Do you know how to make a whiskey sour?
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?
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I can't believe your mom
crashed Thanksgiving.
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She doesn't even think to call!
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It's bad enough we have
an ex-con in the house.
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Now we'll have your soon-to-be-tipsy mom
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telling my parents
dumb stewardess stories
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about how she had a layover
with James Caan.
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She always stresses the "lay."
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You're saying that as though
old Snooty and Tooty
262
00:08:17,551 --> 00:08:19,618
- are too good for my mother.
- Oh, come on, Katie.
263
00:08:19,687 --> 00:08:21,753
My dad is a three-time
National Dickens Scholar.
264
00:08:21,822 --> 00:08:25,223
James Caan was
in "The Godfather I" and "II."
265
00:08:25,292 --> 00:08:26,258
What's your point?
266
00:08:26,327 --> 00:08:27,626
My point is that I would listen
267
00:08:27,695 --> 00:08:29,194
to my mom's stories till the end of time
268
00:08:29,263 --> 00:08:31,330
if it meant never having to hear
your father go on
269
00:08:31,398 --> 00:08:32,431
about his favorite author.
270
00:08:32,499 --> 00:08:34,199
What's his name again? Scrotum?
271
00:08:34,268 --> 00:08:36,001
- Balzac.
- I knew I was close.
272
00:08:36,070 --> 00:08:38,236
My parent is a world-famous scholar.
273
00:08:38,305 --> 00:08:40,105
Yours is a world-traveling tramp.
274
00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:42,207
That's it! I'm off board!
275
00:08:42,276 --> 00:08:45,377
I am going upstairs to change
into my buffet pants!
276
00:08:45,446 --> 00:08:47,646
?
277
00:08:50,413 --> 00:08:53,154
I'm going to be getting some
slice-of-life footage.
278
00:08:53,225 --> 00:08:54,691
Pretend I'm not here...
279
00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,915
unless you're giving out doughnut holes.
280
00:08:56,977 --> 00:08:58,695
Then I would like to be recognized.
281
00:08:58,764 --> 00:08:59,730
[BEEP]
282
00:09:00,146 --> 00:09:01,379
Read anything interesting lately?
283
00:09:01,449 --> 00:09:03,048
Oh, funny you should ask. Yes.
284
00:09:03,117 --> 00:09:06,285
I just re-read my old dissertation,
285
00:09:06,354 --> 00:09:08,053
and you can tell, from even a young age,
286
00:09:08,122 --> 00:09:09,822
I was something special.
287
00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:13,025
[CHUCKLES]
288
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,227
This is what you're wearing? Jeans?
289
00:09:15,296 --> 00:09:16,528
Yeah.
290
00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:17,930
And if you say anything more about it,
291
00:09:17,999 --> 00:09:19,865
I'm losing the bra,
and then all hell breaks loose.
292
00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,834
- We had an agreement.
- [SIGHS]
293
00:09:21,902 --> 00:09:25,270
Greg, can I speak to you
one second in private?
294
00:09:25,339 --> 00:09:28,007
Okay, the appetizers are done.
295
00:09:28,075 --> 00:09:30,809
If I turn the oven to 600,
will the turkey cook faster?
296
00:09:30,878 --> 00:09:32,778
It doesn't work that way.
Grease would catch fire.
297
00:09:32,847 --> 00:09:33,812
The whole house would burn down.
298
00:09:33,881 --> 00:09:35,714
I'll be right back.
299
00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:37,650
Anna-Kat, give us a moment.
300
00:09:37,718 --> 00:09:40,352
Your, uh... sister's
worried about a boy.
301
00:09:40,421 --> 00:09:41,620
How do you know that?
302
00:09:41,689 --> 00:09:43,822
Well, I spent my life
learning how to read people.
303
00:09:43,891 --> 00:09:45,691
It's how I became successful in business
304
00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,260
and how I knew where the warden
hid the flag
305
00:09:48,329 --> 00:09:49,762
when it was prisoners versus guards
306
00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:51,296
on Spirit Day.
307
00:09:51,365 --> 00:09:52,865
That sounds great.
308
00:09:52,933 --> 00:09:55,668
If I ever go to federal prison,
I'm using you as a reference.
309
00:09:55,736 --> 00:09:57,603
I also see tension between
your grandparents.
310
00:09:57,672 --> 00:09:59,405
Notice they're only holding hands
311
00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:01,774
by the fingertips.
312
00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:03,509
You're wrong about that one.
313
00:10:03,577 --> 00:10:05,944
My grandparents have always been
the perfect couple.
314
00:10:06,013 --> 00:10:07,413
Trust me.
315
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,214
People often put on an act
316
00:10:09,283 --> 00:10:12,184
when they're hiding
their true intentions.
317
00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:16,321
I hear you have good wine.
318
00:10:16,390 --> 00:10:18,257
Oh, the best!
319
00:10:18,325 --> 00:10:20,325
It's from Thomas Jefferson's
personal collection.
320
00:10:20,394 --> 00:10:21,927
One of only three bottles left.
321
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,696
[CHUCKLES]
322
00:10:23,764 --> 00:10:27,299
With age comes perfection.
323
00:10:27,368 --> 00:10:28,801
And wisdom.
324
00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:30,536
Goodbye.
325
00:10:30,604 --> 00:10:33,272
She is so into me!
326
00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:35,574
Whether it's arrogance or senility,
327
00:10:35,643 --> 00:10:37,409
you wear it well, my friend.
328
00:10:40,648 --> 00:10:42,681
KATIE: I don't like how he treats you.
329
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,084
Just admit that he is a cold,
withholding jerk,
330
00:10:45,152 --> 00:10:46,385
and I'll get back on board.
331
00:10:46,454 --> 00:10:48,821
- My father is a great man.
- If he is so great,
332
00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:51,590
then why hasn't he said anything
about your book?
333
00:10:51,659 --> 00:10:53,492
- I'm sure there's a simple explanation.
- Okay.
334
00:10:53,561 --> 00:10:55,543
He doesn't have e-mail,
so I sent him a copy.
335
00:10:55,605 --> 00:10:56,929
- Mm-hmm.
- The package was too big for the slot,
336
00:10:56,997 --> 00:10:58,030
so they hid it behind the ficus.
337
00:10:58,099 --> 00:10:59,331
That's not a great hiding place.
338
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,433
Someone could have taken it...
an animal, perhaps.
339
00:11:01,502 --> 00:11:02,634
Did you know that squirrels
340
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,369
can carry up to ten times
their own body weight?
341
00:11:04,438 --> 00:11:06,105
No, I didn't know that.
342
00:11:06,173 --> 00:11:08,040
But what I do know is
I'm gonna go out there
343
00:11:08,109 --> 00:11:09,575
and get plastered with my tramp mom,
344
00:11:09,643 --> 00:11:12,111
provided she is not abducted
by squirrels.
345
00:11:13,614 --> 00:11:15,547
And then Jimmy Caan said,
346
00:11:15,616 --> 00:11:18,350
"That was one hell of a lay over!"
347
00:11:18,419 --> 00:11:20,285
Tell the part where your leg
slipped in the toilet,
348
00:11:20,354 --> 00:11:22,654
and you had to do dinner service
with a blue foot.
349
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,656
No, that's okay.
Let's go talk to Oliver.
350
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:25,524
He's involved in ballet.
351
00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:27,526
Yes. Let's.
352
00:11:30,331 --> 00:11:32,364
It's so fun shocking them.
353
00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:34,199
You know, I haven't even
broken the seal yet
354
00:11:34,268 --> 00:11:36,568
- about the bi-curious stories yet.
- [LAUGHS]
355
00:11:36,637 --> 00:11:38,070
Look at us.
356
00:11:38,139 --> 00:11:39,938
We're finally getting along!
357
00:11:40,007 --> 00:11:41,573
Yeah, well... our tightest bond
358
00:11:41,642 --> 00:11:43,442
has always been
in the criticism of others.
359
00:11:43,511 --> 00:11:45,911
Oh, they are, without a doubt...
360
00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:49,114
Anna-Kat, Mama is
gonna say words she uses
361
00:11:49,183 --> 00:11:50,315
when she's behind
362
00:11:50,384 --> 00:11:51,850
someone writing a check
at the grocery store.
363
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,186
Could you film
your grandparents instead?
364
00:11:55,990 --> 00:11:58,090
And Harvard's always looking
for male ballerinos.
365
00:11:58,159 --> 00:11:59,725
That's my ticket in.
366
00:11:59,794 --> 00:12:02,294
What complex machinations.
367
00:12:02,363 --> 00:12:05,564
Oh, wait, wait. Something's brewing.
368
00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:08,734
"Complexinations!"
Well, hello, new word.
369
00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:11,403
Welcome to the world. [LAUGHS]
370
00:12:11,472 --> 00:12:13,739
There's actually quite
a few cultural things happening
371
00:12:13,808 --> 00:12:15,741
in this house... dancing...
372
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:16,875
writing.
373
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,043
Right.
374
00:12:21,081 --> 00:12:22,881
Oh, enough already.
375
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,350
Thomas, have you read Greg's damn book?
376
00:12:25,419 --> 00:12:26,985
Uh...
377
00:12:27,054 --> 00:12:28,020
yes.
378
00:12:28,088 --> 00:12:29,188
Thank you.
379
00:12:33,227 --> 00:12:36,461
Anything to add?
380
00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:39,431
[CAMERA BEEPING]
381
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,967
You're welcome.
382
00:12:42,036 --> 00:12:43,702
Well, great.
383
00:12:43,771 --> 00:12:45,737
I was worried you had
a squirrel problem.
384
00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:51,417
And Greg's father, that pompous jerk,
385
00:12:51,472 --> 00:12:53,171
just sat there and didn't say anything.
386
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,774
That's when I snuck out
and gave you guys the 911 text.
387
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,309
Oh, well, I'm glad you did.
388
00:12:57,378 --> 00:12:58,777
I'm happy to get away from my family.
389
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:01,013
I told them I was spotting
and had to lie down.
390
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:04,149
No one questions you after
you drop the word "spotting."
391
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,283
Hm.
392
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,585
Here's a twist.
393
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,087
I'm getting along with my mom,
but I'm mad at Greg
394
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,456
and super-mad at the way
his father treats him.
395
00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:13,458
So I'm both pissed at
and protective of Greg.
396
00:13:13,527 --> 00:13:15,494
I'm very conflicted.
397
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:16,995
Do you want to come back with me
for moral support?
398
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,765
- [INHALES SHARPLY] Can't. I'm spotting.
- Me too.
399
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,466
?
400
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:22,601
Back from the soup kitchen.
401
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,769
What soup kitchen?
402
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,337
The one in here, honey.
403
00:13:25,406 --> 00:13:27,839
Okay. So just nonsense. Right.
404
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,541
Okay! Mom is home!
405
00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:32,210
I would like to invite everybody
to the dinner table.
406
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,613
You're serving starches?
They make me bloat.
407
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,014
I can take a Zantac,
but we'll have to wait for...
408
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,116
Let's just move
to the damn table already!
409
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,352
Come on. Ha!
410
00:13:40,421 --> 00:13:41,620
[CHUCKLING] All right.
411
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,491
- [SIGHS]
- I'm really starting to like you.
412
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,692
- Thanks, Grandma.
- Yeah.
413
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:50,228
Taylor, what in the world
is going on with you?
414
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,263
Dad took my phone.
415
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,264
So...?
416
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,199
Eyo texted "Happy Thanksgiving."
417
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,034
And then he wrote, "I love you."
418
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,369
L-U-V?
419
00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:58,603
L-O-V-E.
420
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,038
Damn!
421
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,543
I think Spencer's on to me about
befriending him for his money.
422
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,944
Can you tell when I'm lying?
423
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,345
I'm not sure.
424
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,747
I really like your sweater.
425
00:14:08,816 --> 00:14:09,815
Thank you.
426
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:10,682
Okay, good. You can't tell.
427
00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:11,750
Very nice.
428
00:14:11,819 --> 00:14:12,884
Now, go get your sister for dinner.
429
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,953
She's in her room editing her movie.
430
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,488
Were you going to write back,
"I love you too?"
431
00:14:16,557 --> 00:14:17,189
I guess so.
432
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,356
Well, do you love him?
433
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,591
I don't know.
434
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,093
Then why would you tell him you do?
435
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,561
It's just texting.
436
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,096
No one expects you to be fully honest.
437
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,832
Oh, I think I'm gonna like texting!
438
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,934
Taylor, back when I was a stewardess,
439
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,769
guys used to throw the word "love" at me
440
00:14:30,838 --> 00:14:33,271
as freely as they would throw Quaaludes.
441
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,341
But you have to make sure
the love is real.
442
00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:38,977
Or else you can wake up
in a motel room in Akron
443
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,079
without a ride to the airport.
444
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,380
I probably still have 'ludes
445
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,483
caught between my couch cushions.
446
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,052
You're starting to grow on me.
447
00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:48,186
Don't worry about your phone.
448
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,988
Go over to Eyo's now and talk to him.
449
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,857
You need to do this face-to-face,
450
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,358
see if it's real.
451
00:14:53,427 --> 00:14:54,426
Thanks, Mom.
452
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,564
I finished my film.
We have to watch it now.
453
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,032
Why can't we watch it after dinner?
454
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,234
Because after dinner,
455
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,735
you start flashing the lights
on and off,
456
00:15:03,804 --> 00:15:05,437
singing the song "Closing Time."
457
00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:08,874
?
458
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,676
I can't believe it still works.
We haven't used it in so long.
459
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:19,050
And, yes, there will be a brief
Q&A after the screening.
460
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,486
[BEEP]
461
00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:23,889
Thanksgiving means doing
a lot of extra work
462
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,957
for a woman who refuses to eat my food
463
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,093
and a man who insults my husband.
464
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,296
Okay, very funny.
465
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,765
Anna-Kat, make sure you erase that.
466
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:36,434
Truth is, I've had
all the money in the world,
467
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,570
but Thanksgiving's always been
468
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:41,239
a bit of a lonely holiday for me,
469
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,707
because I've...
470
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,410
Well, I never made time for family.
471
00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:47,279
But I'm thankful to my new friend
472
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,714
who has...
473
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,050
become my family.
474
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,052
?
475
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,827
Looks like your plan is working.
476
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:05,630
Yeah.
477
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:08,567
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
478
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:15,340
Thanksgiving!
479
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,742
- How's tenure coming?
- Oh, I think I'm on-track
480
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,177
to make it in the next couple of years.
481
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:22,547
Oh, I made tenure at 28.
Hon, was it 28 or 29?
482
00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:24,449
I jest. We both know it was 28.
483
00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:25,684
[CHUCKLES]
484
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,052
[CHUCKLES]
485
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,054
AMANDA: Honey!
Walk me to the powder room.
486
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,925
[LAUGHING]
487
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,327
[SNORTS]
488
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,895
[CLEARS THROAT]
489
00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:43,435
[SNORTS]
490
00:16:43,637 --> 00:16:46,771
Why are you always such an ass to Greg?
491
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,541
I'm just giving him something
to live up to.
492
00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:52,244
[SCOFFS] Oh! Like you're so great.
493
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,679
We have to turn this off. Now. Here.
494
00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:55,647
Off!
495
00:16:55,716 --> 00:16:56,881
Um, Grandpa,
496
00:16:56,950 --> 00:17:00,485
that's a toy cellphone filled
with jellybeans.
497
00:17:00,554 --> 00:17:02,254
- Say what you will about Greg.
- Mm-hmm.
498
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,724
He hasn't been hiding a second family
499
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,426
in England for the last 20 years.
500
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,461
?
501
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,862
[CHUCKLES]
502
00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:12,731
He doesn't even go to England.
503
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,432
That's not a fair comparison.
504
00:17:15,669 --> 00:17:17,068
[BEEP]
505
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:27,312
? Closing time ?
506
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:30,115
Wait, you have a second family?
507
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,117
How long have you known about this?
508
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,386
Three months ago, his son called.
509
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,820
Your genius father
510
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,523
left his secret cellphone
in his nightstand.
511
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:41,126
- You have a son?
- I have a brother?
512
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,161
- Greg.
- I'm not talking to you.
513
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,430
No, my other son is also named Greg.
514
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,565
Greg?!
515
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,900
Why would you name him Greg?!
516
00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:50,702
You already have a son named Greg!
517
00:17:50,771 --> 00:17:54,406
So I wouldn't make a mistake
and call you by the wrong name!
518
00:17:55,976 --> 00:17:57,208
Makes perfect sense!
519
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,711
Shut up, just...
520
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:02,213
shut up.
521
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,815
You know, every time you visit,
522
00:18:03,884 --> 00:18:06,518
I put Katie and the kids through
hell just to impress you.
523
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,219
We put on this charade.
524
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,321
The funny thing is, you're the one
525
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,955
who's been putting on the charade.
526
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,091
But now I see the real you.
527
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,793
Well, Dad...
528
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,394
this is the real me.
529
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,096
We watch TV.
530
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,764
Like, a lot of TV!
531
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,366
We watch all of "The Bachelors"...
532
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:24,402
"Bachelorette," "Bachelor Pad,"
and even "Bachelor in Paradise."
533
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,871
My kids love their cellphones.
534
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,140
Taylor already has arthritis
in her right thumb.
535
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,576
Oh, and you're going to be
so disappointed in this!
536
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,652
- Do you know how to make a whiskey sour?
- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
537
00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:42,954
[SIGHS]
538
00:18:43,023 --> 00:18:44,189
Eyo and I broke up.
539
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,290
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
540
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:46,391
What?
541
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:49,661
[SNORTING]
542
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:50,962
This is our family pet...
543
00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:53,631
a filthy, garbage-eating pig.
544
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,167
My whole life, I've looked up to you.
545
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,937
In my eyes,
you couldn't do anything wrong.
546
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:02,273
In your eyes,
I couldn't do anything right.
547
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,677
Well, it turns out,
I did everything right!
548
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:07,645
I've got sometimes-great kids
549
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,281
and an intermittently-great wife!
550
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,184
I had planned on telling you
about Greg, Greg.
551
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,552
I'm not done.
552
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,821
I could give a rat's ass
if you like my book or not.
553
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,123
I like it!
554
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,257
And it's damn good!
555
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,358
Okay.
556
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,926
Okay, you've had your little say.
557
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,295
All right. We are getting out of here.
558
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,498
Nobody speaks to me like this.
559
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,666
Hey, Thomas.
560
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,135
Here's a new word for you...
561
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,903
"ska-douche!"
562
00:19:31,972 --> 00:19:33,371
That's the sound the door makes
563
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,140
when you kick a douche out of the house!
564
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:38,543
[SCOFFS]
565
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,578
You will always be my favorite, Greg!
566
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,380
Because the other one isn't my son,
567
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,449
and he has a whore for a mother.
568
00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:49,554
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
569
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:53,091
I feel... like I missed something.
570
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,393
- [SIGHS]
- Little bit.
571
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,762
?
572
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,199
You okay?
573
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,034
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm pretty confused right now.
574
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:05,937
Oh, honey.
575
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:08,206
The bright side to this toilet fire is
576
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,241
you're not an only child anymore.
577
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,077
- Yeah, that's true!
- Mm-hmm.
578
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:16,414
How does that make you feel?
579
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,249
Anna-Kat, you're not handing that in.
580
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,018
We're just gonna take an "F"
on this one.
581
00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:25,050
Olly, boy, I want to give you something.
582
00:20:25,113 --> 00:20:27,696
No! I don't want anything from you.
583
00:20:27,766 --> 00:20:29,404
Having you here is all I need.
584
00:20:29,491 --> 00:20:32,959
I wasn't giving you
a $50,000 watch, you dummy.
585
00:20:33,027 --> 00:20:35,060
I just want you to take it
and have it cleaned.
586
00:20:35,129 --> 00:20:37,463
Oh.
587
00:20:37,531 --> 00:20:40,232
Appreciate the gesture.
588
00:20:40,301 --> 00:20:41,634
I had my doubts about you, kid,
589
00:20:41,702 --> 00:20:44,176
but it turned out
I was reading you all wrong.
590
00:20:52,195 --> 00:20:54,628
Sweetheart, let's head on out.
591
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,944
Yeah, let's go and dig through
those couch cushions.
592
00:20:57,025 --> 00:20:58,491
Ooh, yeah.
593
00:20:58,702 --> 00:21:03,702
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