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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,922 --> 00:00:42,155 - I GOT THIS, SIR. - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'? 2 00:00:42,155 --> 00:00:45,489 - MOUTH-TO-MOUTH. HE STOPPED BREATHING. - YOU'RE BLOWING HIM UP LIKE HE'S A SEX DOLL. 3 00:00:45,489 --> 00:00:47,123 HE'S LUCKY HE DIDN'T POP. 4 00:00:47,123 --> 00:00:48,957 - OH, MY GOD, LOU. OH, MY GOD. 5 00:00:48,957 --> 00:00:52,023 OH, MY GOD, IT LOOKS HORRIBLE, LIKE... LIKE GAZPACHO. 6 00:00:52,189 --> 00:00:54,157 - DON'T WORRY, SIR. IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 7 00:00:54,157 --> 00:00:56,090 JUST BAD ENOUGH TO SAY YOU'VE BEEN IN THE SHIT. 8 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:56,990 - ME? 9 00:00:57,157 --> 00:01:00,091 IN THE SHIT? - YES, SIR. 10 00:01:00,091 --> 00:01:01,991 HANG IN THERE, I JUST GAVE YOU SOMETHIN' FOR THE PAIN. 11 00:01:01,991 --> 00:01:06,226 - GRUBER! STRETCHER HERE, NOW! 12 00:01:06,226 --> 00:01:07,892 - ONE, TWO, THREE. 13 00:01:08,126 --> 00:01:09,959 - IN THE SHIT. 14 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:13,092 HELL YEAH. 15 00:01:48,264 --> 00:01:49,798 - HE HAS AN OPEN TIBIA FRACTURE. 16 00:01:49,798 --> 00:01:51,198 HE'S LUCKY, THERE DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE ANY 17 00:01:51,465 --> 00:01:53,265 NEUROLOGICAL OR VASCULAR INJURY, 18 00:01:53,265 --> 00:01:54,933 BUT THE COMPARTMENT PRESSURES ARE ELEVATED, 19 00:01:55,098 --> 00:01:57,265 SO WE'RE GONNA NEED TO PERFORM AN EMERGENCY FASCIOTOMY 20 00:01:57,265 --> 00:01:58,365 TO RELIEVE THE TENSION. 21 00:01:58,365 --> 00:02:01,433 BARRING INFECTION, HE SHOULD BE FINE. SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, SIRS, MA'AMS, 22 00:02:01,566 --> 00:02:02,966 I'LL GET BACK AFTER IT. 23 00:02:02,966 --> 00:02:04,366 - COLONEL, HOW SOON BEFORE YOU CAN 24 00:02:04,366 --> 00:02:05,734 TRANSPORT THE SENATOR HOME? 25 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,167 - IT'S HARD TO SAY, MA'AM. 26 00:02:07,167 --> 00:02:08,567 WE'VE GOT MULTIPLE CRITICALS ON DECK 27 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:09,367 FOR THE FLIGHT TO LANDSTUHL. 28 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:10,334 COULD BE THREE, FOUR DAYS. 29 00:02:10,334 --> 00:02:11,835 - NO. - MA'AM? 30 00:02:11,835 --> 00:02:14,035 - DID YOU JUST SAY ''THREE TO FOUR DAYS''? 31 00:02:14,035 --> 00:02:15,435 THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE. 32 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,001 LOUIS IS A HERO. 33 00:02:17,001 --> 00:02:21,068 - YES, MA'AM, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF FOLKS AROUND HERE WHO FIT THAT DESCRIPTION. 34 00:02:21,068 --> 00:02:22,769 - THE DOCTOR IS RIGHT. 35 00:02:22,769 --> 00:02:25,202 - UH-OH. - I'M NO HERO. 36 00:02:25,202 --> 00:02:27,270 THESE GUYS ARE THE REAL HEROES. 37 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:28,903 THAT GUY, AND THAT GUY... 38 00:02:28,903 --> 00:02:31,137 - SENATOR, YOU CAN'T BE UPRIGHT, SIR. 39 00:02:31,137 --> 00:02:33,804 - THAT GAL, SHE'S A HERO TOO. 40 00:02:33,804 --> 00:02:36,271 I DON'T SEE GENDER, JUST HEROES. 41 00:02:36,271 --> 00:02:38,771 - GET THAT LEG ELEVATED. WE NEED TO PREP HIM FOR SURGERY. 42 00:02:38,771 --> 00:02:40,938 - ROBERT. 43 00:02:40,938 --> 00:02:42,638 HOW YOU DOIN', BUDDY? - WELL, I'M GOOD. 44 00:02:42,804 --> 00:02:44,905 BUT YOU NEED TO STAY PUT, LOUIS. 45 00:02:44,905 --> 00:02:46,839 - ROBERT, YOU KNOW WHAT? - NO, WHAT? 46 00:02:46,839 --> 00:02:49,473 - MY DOCTOR'S AN ANGEL. 47 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:50,806 I' M NOT KIDDIN'. 48 00:02:50,806 --> 00:02:53,240 SHE'S LIKE AN ACTUAL ANGEL 49 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:59,440 WHO'S A COLONEL, AND A DOCTOR, AND A WOMAN. 50 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,374 WHAT A PACKAGE. 51 00:03:01,374 --> 00:03:03,041 - I THINK YOU'RE GETTIN' SOME PRETTY GOOD 52 00:03:03,041 --> 00:03:05,207 CARE HERE THERE, LOUIE LOU-I. 53 00:03:05,207 --> 00:03:06,942 - ALONG WITH SOME PRETTY GOOD MORPHINE. 54 00:03:06,942 --> 00:03:08,908 - DOCTOR COLONEL ANGEL, 55 00:03:09,108 --> 00:03:10,275 AM I GOING TO HEAVEN? 56 00:03:10,442 --> 00:03:12,076 - MAYBE, SENATOR. 57 00:03:12,076 --> 00:03:14,043 BUT FIRST, WE GOT TO GET YOU BACK TO WALTER REED. 58 00:03:14,043 --> 00:03:15,909 - WALTER REED. 59 00:03:15,909 --> 00:03:19,044 OH, NO. - WHAT? WHAT? 60 00:03:19,044 --> 00:03:22,210 - I VOTED TO CLOSE WALTER REED. 61 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:23,429 I'M AN IDIOT. - OKAY, LET'S ROLL. 62 00:03:23,429 --> 00:03:25,810 - EXCUSE ME, SENATOR. - IDIOT. 63 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,112 - HOW YOU DOIN' NOW? - FINE, I GUESS. 64 00:03:35,112 --> 00:03:38,880 JUST SOME... SOME RINGING IN MY EARS. - YOU MAY WANT TO GET THAT CHECKED 65 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,113 WHEN YOU GET HOME, ANGIE. 66 00:03:40,113 --> 00:03:41,847 YOU PROBABLY HAVE TBI, 67 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,146 TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY. 68 00:03:43,146 --> 00:03:45,113 - JESUS, THAT SOUNDS SCARY. 69 00:03:45,113 --> 00:03:48,280 - YEAH, BUT THEY'RE MAKING LOTS OF STRIDES. 70 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,281 - WHO YOU TRYIN' TO CALL? 71 00:03:50,281 --> 00:03:52,981 BENNY, MY OPERATIONS GUY. 72 00:03:52,981 --> 00:03:54,381 I CAN'T GET A SIGNAL. 73 00:03:54,381 --> 00:03:55,982 - I'VE HEARD THAT THE TALIBAN 74 00:03:55,982 --> 00:03:57,282 FORCES THE CELL PHONE CARRIERS 75 00:03:57,282 --> 00:03:59,082 TO SHUT DOWN THEIR TOWERS AT NIGHT. 76 00:03:59,082 --> 00:04:01,950 THAT WAY, NO ONE CAN REPORT THEIR MOVEMENTS. 77 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,250 - THEIR MOVEMENTS? 78 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:06,216 YOU MEAN THE TALIBAN IS MOVING AROUND OUT THERE? 79 00:04:06,416 --> 00:04:08,850 - YEAH. 80 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:11,517 AY, DIOS MIO. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 81 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:14,384 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 82 00:04:14,551 --> 00:04:15,951 BENITO! 83 00:04:16,084 --> 00:04:19,152 [speaking spanish] 84 00:04:32,319 --> 00:04:33,987 - WHAT'S SHE SAYIN'? 85 00:04:33,987 --> 00:04:36,420 - IT'S KIND OF PRIVATE. - SHE'S SHOUTING, ANDY. 86 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:37,987 - TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 87 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:39,555 - NO, NO, NO... BENITO. 88 00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:43,655 [speaking Spanish] 89 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,021 GRACIAS. 90 00:04:50,622 --> 00:04:53,989 AY. 91 00:04:58,157 --> 00:04:59,423 - HE DID VERY WELL WITH THE SURGERY. 92 00:04:59,423 --> 00:05:01,091 THERE WERE NO COMPLICATIONS. 93 00:05:01,091 --> 00:05:03,058 HIS SPIRITS APPEAR TO BE EXCELLENT THIS MORNING. 94 00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:05,358 WE HAVE EVERY EXPECTATION THAT SENATOR LAFFER 95 00:05:05,358 --> 00:05:07,192 WILL REGAIN THE FULL USE OF HIS LEG. 96 00:05:07,192 --> 00:05:09,924 - COLONEL, WH EN DO YOU EXPECT HE'LL BE ABLE TO GO HOME? 97 00:05:09,924 --> 00:05:11,191 - WELL, NOW THAT HE'S STABILIZED, 98 00:05:11,191 --> 00:05:12,559 WE THINK WE'LL BE ABLE TO TRANSPORT HIM 99 00:05:12,559 --> 00:05:14,380 WITHIN THREE TO FIVE DAYS. - COLONEL. 100 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,530 SHELBY MELLMAN, RENO POST TRIBUNE. 101 00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:18,531 MY REPORTING REVEALS THAT SENATOR LAFFER 102 00:05:18,531 --> 00:05:20,464 WILL BE LEAVING SHORTLY ON A PRIVATE JET 103 00:05:20,597 --> 00:05:21,997 WITH A PERSONAL MEDICAL TEAM. 104 00:05:21,997 --> 00:05:22,998 ARE YOU AWARE OF THIS? 105 00:05:22,998 --> 00:05:24,398 - NO. NO. 106 00:05:24,398 --> 00:05:26,132 THAT'S THE FIRST I'VE HEARD OF IT. 107 00:05:26,132 --> 00:05:28,866 OF COURSE, AS NON-MILITARY PERSONNEL, 108 00:05:28,866 --> 00:05:30,433 THE SENATOR IS FREE TO OPT OUT OF OUR SYSTEM 109 00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:32,566 AT ANY TIME. - AND... AND A FOLLOW-UP, PLEASE. 110 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:35,467 SENATOR BIGGS. 111 00:05:35,467 --> 00:05:37,084 GOOD MORNING, SIR. 112 00:05:37,084 --> 00:05:39,435 SO IF SENATOR LAFFER RETURNS ON A PRIVATE PLANE 113 00:05:39,435 --> 00:05:40,501 WILL YOU AND THE REST OF THE PARTY 114 00:05:40,501 --> 00:05:41,835 BE TRAVELING WITH HIM? 115 00:05:41,835 --> 00:05:43,135 - WELL, SON, YOU SEEM TO KNOW 116 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:45,201 A LOT MORE ABOUT THIS THAN WE DO. 117 00:05:45,201 --> 00:05:46,568 BUT IF I GET MY CHOICE 118 00:05:46,568 --> 00:05:49,501 BETWEEN A FREEZING MILITARY TRANSPORT CARGO BAY 119 00:05:49,501 --> 00:05:52,936 AND A SWEET LITTLE EXECUTIVE JET, HELL YES... 120 00:05:54,536 --> 00:05:56,403 ASSUMING, OF COURSE, 121 00:05:56,403 --> 00:06:00,570 THAT THERE IS NO CONFLICT OF INTEREST. 122 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:02,171 WHO'S PAYING FOR THE JET? 123 00:06:02,171 --> 00:06:03,438 - I'M NOT SURE, SIR. 124 00:06:03,438 --> 00:06:06,972 MY SOURCE WAS TALKING REALLY, REALLY FAST. 125 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:17,407 - SO OVERHEARING PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS IS REPORTING NOW. 126 00:06:17,407 --> 00:06:18,807 - IT ISN'T? 127 00:06:18,807 --> 00:06:20,574 SHE WAS BEING REALLY LOUD, VERY PUBLIC DOMAIN-ISH. 128 00:06:20,574 --> 00:06:22,207 - DID YOU CHECK YOUR TRANSLATIONS 129 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:24,108 WITH MISS DE PORTAGO? - OH, IS THAT HER NAME? 130 00:06:24,108 --> 00:06:25,708 - SHE'S NOT A PUBLIC OFFICIAL, SHELBY. 131 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:28,276 - I KNOW, BUT THIS IS SUCH A GREAT STORY. 132 00:06:28,476 --> 00:06:30,576 BELOVED SENATOR IS WOUNDED VISITING THE TROOPS. 133 00:06:30,576 --> 00:06:32,143 HE GETS STUCK IN EVACUATION HELL, 134 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:35,344 BUT THEN, A GLAMOROUS LATINO BENEFACTOR STEPS IN 135 00:06:35,344 --> 00:06:40,278 AND WHISKS OUR LOCAL HERO HOME. 136 00:06:40,278 --> 00:06:42,111 - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, SHELBY. 137 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:45,778 THAT IS A GREAT STORY. 138 00:06:45,778 --> 00:06:48,311 - COACH. 139 00:06:48,311 --> 00:06:51,179 - LELAND. GOD DAMN. 140 00:06:51,179 --> 00:06:53,279 MAN ALIVE, LOOK AT YOU, 141 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:56,247 COLONEL GRIMMEL ALL BIRDED UP AND SHIT. 142 00:06:56,247 --> 00:06:58,547 - YEAH, PUNISHMENT FOR NOT GETTING OUT, COACH. 143 00:06:58,547 --> 00:06:59,647 SLOW LEARNER. 144 00:06:59,647 --> 00:07:01,081 - LELAND, SAY HELLO TO HAKEEM AGABI, 145 00:07:01,281 --> 00:07:02,648 MY BODY MAN. 146 00:07:02,648 --> 00:07:05,514 HAKEEM PLAYED POINT GUARD WITH THE '04 CHAMPIONSHIP SQUAD. 147 00:07:05,514 --> 00:07:07,115 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME, COACH. 148 00:07:07,282 --> 00:07:08,615 I'M A BIG FAN, SIR. 149 00:07:08,615 --> 00:07:10,449 MY GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE MEETIN' YOU. 150 00:07:10,449 --> 00:07:12,283 ARE YOU SWINGING BY THE BARRACKS TODAY, COACH? 151 00:07:12,283 --> 00:07:13,550 - THAT'S THE PLAN. 152 00:07:13,550 --> 00:07:15,650 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE? 153 00:07:15,650 --> 00:07:18,151 - UH, ALL DUE RESPECT, COACH I DON'T... 154 00:07:18,151 --> 00:07:19,451 - NOT ME, YOU PINHEAD. 155 00:07:19,451 --> 00:07:21,651 HAKEEM AGAINST YOUR BEST MAN. 156 00:07:21,651 --> 00:07:24,252 - MAN, COACH, HAKEEM PLAYED SEMI-PRO. 157 00:07:24,252 --> 00:07:25,652 - OKAY, YOUR TWO BEST MEN. 158 00:07:25,652 --> 00:07:27,985 YOU WIN, YOU GET THIS. 159 00:07:27,985 --> 00:07:29,319 TEENAGE SCOTCH. 160 00:07:29,319 --> 00:07:30,686 KUWAITIS TRIED TO CONFISCATE IT, 161 00:07:30,686 --> 00:07:32,619 BUT I THREATENED TO CLOSE DOWN THE BASE. 162 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,020 YOU WIN, IT'S YOURS, 163 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,420 BUT IF I WIN, 164 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:40,655 I GET A CHOPPER RIDE TO THE ARMY-NAVY GAME. 165 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:42,321 - GAME ON, COACH. 166 00:07:42,321 --> 00:07:43,355 - OH. - OH. 167 00:07:46,955 --> 00:07:49,088 DON'T WORRY, LELAND, I TOLD HIM TO TAKE IT EASY. 168 00:07:49,088 --> 00:07:50,722 REALLY, COACH? 169 00:07:50,722 --> 00:07:52,522 I TOLD MY GUYS THE SAME THING. 170 00:07:55,656 --> 00:07:58,323 - OH. DEEP DOWNTOWN. 171 00:07:58,323 --> 00:08:00,223 - FUCK. 172 00:08:00,357 --> 00:08:02,258 - THAT REALLY SHOULD BE A THREE-POINT PLAY. 173 00:08:02,258 --> 00:08:05,624 DON'T YOU THINK, LELAND? 174 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:11,525 - BOOM. 175 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:15,793 H EH, H EH, H EH, H EH . 176 00:08:24,595 --> 00:08:27,595 HEY, TAKE IT EASY OUT THERE. 177 00:08:30,429 --> 00:08:33,096 GOD DAMN IT, LELAND, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR GUYS DOIN'? 178 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,897 - JUST PLAYIN' THE GAME, COACH. 179 00:08:34,897 --> 00:08:38,697 OH, YOU WANT 'EM TO BACK DOWN? 180 00:08:55,532 --> 00:08:57,400 - IT'S GOOD! TAR HEELS TAKE THE LEAD 181 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,067 WITH TWO SECONDS TO GO. 182 00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:01,400 BUT HOLD ON, THEY'RE WAVING OFF THE BASKET. 183 00:09:03,268 --> 00:09:05,434 - AND COACH BIGGS DID NOT LIKE THAT CALL ONE BIT. 184 00:09:05,434 --> 00:09:07,034 COACH JUST GRABBED A FOAM FINGER FROM A FAN 185 00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:09,935 IN THE FIRST ROW AND... HOLY COW! ARE YOU SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING? 186 00:09:23,838 --> 00:09:25,405 - COACH. COACH. 187 00:09:25,405 --> 00:09:29,339 COACH. 188 00:09:29,339 --> 00:09:32,039 - JUST BREATHE, COACH. 189 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,773 THAT'S IT. JUST TAKE IT SLOW. 190 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,340 BREATHE. - I'M OKAY. 191 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:37,474 - ALL RIGHT. 192 00:09:37,474 --> 00:09:38,740 I'M SORRY, SON. 193 00:09:38,740 --> 00:09:43,308 I' M SORRY, I-I-I GOT THESE TRIGGERS, YOU KNOW? 194 00:09:43,308 --> 00:09:45,192 YOU OKAY? - YEAH, I'M... 195 00:09:45,192 --> 00:09:47,541 I'M GOOD, SIR. 196 00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:49,441 THE CLEMSON GAME ALL OVER... 197 00:09:50,808 --> 00:09:53,842 EXCEPT THERE'S NO CAMERAS THIS TIME, RIGHT? 198 00:10:01,577 --> 00:10:03,578 - WHAT'S ON TAP FOR THIS AFTERNOON? 199 00:10:03,744 --> 00:10:05,411 - NATO DISENGAGEMENT BRIEFING, 200 00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:07,584 AND WE'LL HAVE TO DO ANOTHER SENATOR LAFFER UPDATE. 201 00:10:07,584 --> 00:10:09,119 THE STORY'S BLOWING UP BACK HOME. 202 00:10:09,119 --> 00:10:11,185 - OH, CHRIST. 203 00:10:11,185 --> 00:10:13,626 I MEAN, I LOVE LOUIS, BUT THE GUY COMES OVER HERE 204 00:10:13,687 --> 00:10:16,487 TRICKED OUT LIKE IRON MAN, AND HE STILL GETS HURT. 205 00:10:16,487 --> 00:10:18,389 MANAGED TO HIJACK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN TRIP. 206 00:10:18,389 --> 00:10:19,489 I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT NOW? 207 00:10:19,489 --> 00:10:21,289 WHO'S GONNA CARE WHAT THE REST OF US 208 00:10:21,289 --> 00:10:23,190 HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE WAR? 209 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,758 I NEED A GOD DAMN DRINK. 210 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,659 - ONLY A FEW HOURS AWAY, AMIGO. 211 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,059 - WHAT? 212 00:10:28,059 --> 00:10:29,393 - THAT'S RIGHT, FULLY-STOCKED BAR 213 00:10:29,393 --> 00:10:31,494 AND A VERY SWEET RIDE DIRECT TO ANDREWS. 214 00:10:31,494 --> 00:10:34,261 - ARRIVING AT 1800, ACCORDING TO A VERY 215 00:10:34,261 --> 00:10:35,663 GOOD-LOOKING CAPTAIN AT FLIGHT CONTROL. 216 00:10:35,663 --> 00:10:37,563 - WHO'D YOU GET TO SEND A PLANE? 217 00:10:37,563 --> 00:10:39,163 - NO ONE. IT WAS MY IDEA. 218 00:10:39,163 --> 00:10:42,165 LOUIS NEEDS TO GO HOME TO HIS FAMILY RIGHT AWAY. 219 00:10:42,165 --> 00:10:43,465 HE'S A HERO. 220 00:10:43,465 --> 00:10:45,366 - WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP SAYING THAT? 221 00:10:45,366 --> 00:10:46,767 HE'S A VICTIM, NOT A HERO. 222 00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:48,668 - WE REALLY GOIN' HOME TONIGHT? 223 00:10:48,901 --> 00:10:50,935 I HOPE TO SHIT THAT'S NOT A RUMOR 224 00:10:50,935 --> 00:10:53,103 CAUSE I'VE ABOUT HAD IT WITH THE FUCKIN' TROOPS. 225 00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:55,470 - JESUS, GIL, YOU... DON'T SAY THAT. 226 00:10:55,470 --> 00:10:57,572 - SAY WHAT? - ''FUCKIN' TROOPS.'' 227 00:10:57,572 --> 00:11:00,205 THEY... THOSE WORDS CAN NEVER BE USED IN COMBINATION, EVER. 228 00:11:00,205 --> 00:11:01,839 - YOU CAN WHEN YOU'VE HAD THE DAY I'VE HAD, ROBERT. 229 00:11:07,608 --> 00:11:09,243 - AY. 230 00:11:09,243 --> 00:11:10,376 AY, NO. AY, NO. 231 00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:12,577 - GIL JOHN, GET DOWN. ROCKET ATTACK. 232 00:11:12,577 --> 00:11:14,445 - NOPE. NO, SIR. 233 00:11:14,445 --> 00:11:16,712 NOT GONNA DO IT. - TAKE COVER, GIL JOHN. 234 00:11:16,712 --> 00:11:18,246 - MM-MM. 235 00:11:18,246 --> 00:11:19,680 I'VE ALREADY HIT THE DECK ONCE TODAY, 236 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,214 AND I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN. 237 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,514 IT'S TOO HARD TO GET UP. 238 00:11:22,514 --> 00:11:24,415 - GIL JOHN, COME ON. ARE YOU CRAZY, MAN? 239 00:11:24,415 --> 00:11:27,716 - LET'S JUST SAY I LIKE MY ODDS. THEY ALREADY BLEW UP LOUIS. 240 00:11:27,716 --> 00:11:30,185 HOW ARE THEY GONNA GET THAT LUCKY AGAIN? 241 00:11:30,185 --> 00:11:32,618 - I JUST... I WANNA GO HOME. 242 00:11:32,618 --> 00:11:35,654 I WANNA GET ON MY JET, AND I WANNA GO HOME. 243 00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:50,325 - THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SCOTT KITTRIDGE. 244 00:11:50,325 --> 00:11:52,794 IT'S A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU ON BOARD, MS. DE PORTAGO. 245 00:11:52,794 --> 00:11:54,094 - AH, THANK YOU, SCOTTIE. 246 00:11:54,094 --> 00:11:55,661 WHOO! YOU'RE THE BEST. 247 00:11:55,661 --> 00:11:58,263 - AND I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YOUR DISTINGUISHED GUESTS, 248 00:11:58,463 --> 00:12:01,297 ESPECIALLY SENATOR LOUIS LAFFER, OUR NEWEST AMERICAN HERO. 249 00:12:01,297 --> 00:12:03,198 - YAY, LOUIS. 250 00:12:03,198 --> 00:12:04,865 - BOOYAH, MY BROTHER. 251 00:12:04,865 --> 00:12:06,532 - GOOD TO HAVE YOU ALL ABOARD. 252 00:12:06,532 --> 00:12:11,668 NOW JUST SIT BACK, RELAX, AND ENJOY THE FLIGHT. 253 00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:16,027 - SO, BENNY, YOU'RE ADRIANA'S MIAMI GUY. 254 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,536 I LOOK AFTER MISS DE PORTAGO'S AFFAIRS. 255 00:12:18,536 --> 00:12:20,472 YES. 256 00:12:20,472 --> 00:12:22,372 - REALLY? 257 00:12:22,372 --> 00:12:25,340 HER AFFAIRS? 258 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,907 - SENATOR GUZMAN, 259 00:12:26,907 --> 00:12:28,475 AS YOU KNOW, MISS DE PORTAGO 260 00:12:28,475 --> 00:12:30,676 IS A WOMAN OF CONSIDERABLE MEANS. 261 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,743 HER FATHER ALWAYS TURNED TO ME FOR COUNSEL, 262 00:12:32,743 --> 00:12:35,711 AND THE DAUGHTER NOW DOES THE SAME. 263 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:38,712 I AM GRATEFULL FOR THE FAMILY'S TRUST. 264 00:12:38,712 --> 00:12:40,712 - OOPS, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GONNA GO 265 00:12:40,945 --> 00:12:42,681 ALL CONSIGLIERE ON ME. 266 00:12:42,881 --> 00:12:44,681 I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU, AMIGO. 267 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,847 - I SEE. 268 00:12:45,847 --> 00:12:48,183 ARE YOU JUST MESSING WITH MISS DE PORTAGO? 269 00:12:49,716 --> 00:12:52,151 THAT'S NOT EXACTLY YOUR DEPARTMENT, IS IT, BENNY? 270 00:12:52,151 --> 00:12:55,686 - SENATOR, MY CLIENT ENJOYS HER GOOD LIFE, 271 00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:57,953 AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY, 272 00:12:57,953 --> 00:13:00,154 BUT SHE ALSO VALUES LOYALTY. 273 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,288 IF YOUR REPUTATION FOR DISLOYALTY 274 00:13:02,288 --> 00:13:04,690 IS AT ALL PREDICTIVE, I THINK YOU'LL FIND 275 00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:08,557 MISS DE PORTAGO MOST, UM... 276 00:13:08,557 --> 00:13:09,858 - MOST? 277 00:13:09,858 --> 00:13:14,494 - UNHELPFUL TO YOUR AMBITIONS? 278 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,827 - OH, REALLY? 279 00:13:15,994 --> 00:13:20,562 UNHELPFUL. 280 00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:24,898 MWAH. 281 00:13:41,771 --> 00:13:43,405 - DR. DAVIS, DR. MATTHEWS... 282 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,071 - MRS. LAFFER. 283 00:13:45,071 --> 00:13:49,573 IT'S ME, JULIE. 284 00:13:49,573 --> 00:13:53,409 - OH, JULIE. 285 00:13:53,409 --> 00:13:57,543 OH, NO. DARLING! DARLING 286 00:13:57,543 --> 00:14:00,845 MY POOR, POOR, SWEET LITTLE GIANT. 287 00:14:01,078 --> 00:14:03,045 OH, ROBERT. 288 00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:06,747 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA LOOK AFTER HIM. 289 00:14:06,747 --> 00:14:09,516 LOLA WAS JUST DEVASTATED, BUT SHE IS FINE, LOUIS. 290 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,782 I TOLD HER TO STAY PUT. 291 00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:12,950 ONCE YOU'RE ADMITTED, SHE'S GONNA 292 00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:15,951 VIDEO FACE-CHAT YOU . 293 00:14:15,951 --> 00:14:19,485 - I SAW LOLA WHEN I WAS BLOWN UP. 294 00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:21,086 WHY WAS SHE THERE? 295 00:14:21,086 --> 00:14:22,987 IS SHE STUDYING ABROAD? 296 00:14:23,221 --> 00:14:25,688 - SENATOR LAFFER, I'M DR. PHILLIPS. 297 00:14:25,688 --> 00:14:27,489 WELCOME HOME, SIR. - THANK YOU. 298 00:14:27,489 --> 00:14:29,689 - I UNDERSTAND YOU DREW SOME FIRE OUT THERE? 299 00:14:29,689 --> 00:14:32,047 - WHY, YES. YES, I DID. 300 00:14:32,047 --> 00:14:34,279 - WE'RE GONNA PATCH YOU UP AND GET YOU BACK ONLINE, SIR. 301 00:14:34,513 --> 00:14:37,080 THE FOLKS OUT HERE ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD. 302 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,113 THIRD FLOOR. - THANK YOU. 303 00:14:39,113 --> 00:14:42,879 - PROCEDURES TO ACTIVE AND RETIRED PERSONNEL EVERY DAY. 304 00:14:43,079 --> 00:14:44,346 - HEY, IT'S SENATOR LAFFER. 305 00:14:44,346 --> 00:14:47,112 SENATOR LAFFER, SENATOR LAFFER! 306 00:14:47,112 --> 00:14:48,779 WE'RE FROM NEVADA. 307 00:14:48,779 --> 00:14:49,879 - THANK YOU. 308 00:14:49,879 --> 00:14:52,045 THANK YOU FOR WAVING AT ME. 309 00:14:52,045 --> 00:14:54,946 YOU LOOK LIKE AMBER GRAINS OF WAVE. 310 00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:56,845 - GET WELL SOON, SIR. 311 00:14:56,845 --> 00:14:58,946 YOU'RE A HERO. 312 00:14:58,946 --> 00:15:03,012 - THIS IS SO GREAT. 313 00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:18,011 HOW WAS YOUR TRIP, SENATOR? 314 00:15:18,011 --> 00:15:19,881 - A TOTAL NIGHTMARE, THANK YOU, TAMMY. 315 00:15:19,881 --> 00:15:20,944 AND NO, IT WOULD NOT HAVE GONE BETTER 316 00:15:20,944 --> 00:15:22,044 IF YOU HAD BEEN THERE. 317 00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:25,010 - OBVIOUSLY, I COULDN'T HAVE PREVENTED 318 00:15:25,176 --> 00:15:27,611 SENATOR LAFFER FROM GETTIN' HURT, SIR. 319 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,743 BUT YOU PERSONALLY MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN 320 00:15:29,743 --> 00:15:32,077 THE KIND OF PRESS THAT'S ACTUALLY USEFUL, 321 00:15:32,211 --> 00:15:35,143 INSTEAD OF JUST A VIDEO OF YOU 322 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,443 GETTIN' OFF THE PRIVATE JET 323 00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:38,876 OF A GLAMOROUS LATINA SOCIALITE. 324 00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:40,176 - GIVE ME A BREAK HERE, TAMMY. 325 00:15:40,176 --> 00:15:41,775 WE HAD TO GET LOUIS HOME. 326 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,710 - IT DIDN'T REQUIRE THE RETURN 327 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,643 OF THE ENTIRE CODEL, SIR. 328 00:15:45,643 --> 00:15:49,843 IT'S--IT'S JUST HARD TO UNDERSTAND 329 00:15:49,843 --> 00:15:51,242 WHAT YOU WERE THINKIN'. 330 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,143 - JESUS. 331 00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:56,842 SHE'S LIKE JIMMY THE CRICKET WITH BIG HAIR. 332 00:15:56,842 --> 00:15:57,942 - GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY. 333 00:15:57,942 --> 00:16:00,042 - SHH. IT'S MRS. BIGGS. 334 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,675 - TAMMY, I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE 335 00:16:01,842 --> 00:16:03,174 THE TRIP WAS A COMPLETE DEBACLE. 336 00:16:03,174 --> 00:16:04,742 - OH, CHRIST. 337 00:16:04,742 --> 00:16:06,941 - WHILE LOUIS RECEIVED LOTS OF NICE COVERAGE... 338 00:16:06,941 --> 00:16:09,274 OH, HOW IS LOUIS, BY THE WAY, GIL JOHN? 339 00:16:09,274 --> 00:16:10,709 - BLOWN TO SHIT, MADDIE, 340 00:16:10,809 --> 00:16:12,908 AND IT'S NOT LIKE HE PLANNED IT. 341 00:16:12,908 --> 00:16:14,774 WOULD YOU RATHER I'D BEEN BLOWED UP? 342 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,708 - OKAY, LOOK PEOPLE, IT'S ALL ABOUT 343 00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:18,741 THE DEBATE NOW AND DEBATE PREP. 344 00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:20,440 TAMMY, ARE WE READY TO GO? - YES, MA'AM. 345 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,074 - I WANT YOU TO SCHEDULE TWO-HOUR SESSIONS 346 00:16:22,308 --> 00:16:23,608 EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT WEEK. 347 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,373 WE GOT TO GET YOU UP TO SPEED, GJ. 348 00:16:25,373 --> 00:16:28,907 IT'S BEEN A WHILE, WHICH MEANS WE HAVE TO WORK AS A TEAM. 349 00:16:28,907 --> 00:16:30,773 TAMMY, DARLING, YOU'RE UPSET WITH THE SENATOR 350 00:16:30,773 --> 00:16:33,107 WITH GOOD REASON, BUT I WANT YOU TO GO OVER 351 00:16:33,107 --> 00:16:34,940 AND GIVE HIM A BIG OLD HUG 352 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:38,307 TO SHOW WE'VE ALL MOVED ON. 353 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:51,639 SO WE'VE GOT IT ALL HUGGED OUT? DO WE? 354 00:16:51,639 --> 00:16:53,271 - YES, MA'AM. - GOOD. 355 00:16:53,271 --> 00:16:55,839 NOW LET'S ROLL UP OUR SLEEVES, GANG. 356 00:16:55,839 --> 00:16:58,771 PREPARATION IS EVERYTHING. I'M FLYING IN TONIGHT. 357 00:16:58,771 --> 00:16:59,872 WE'LL START FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 358 00:16:59,872 --> 00:17:01,671 - WHAT? 359 00:17:01,671 --> 00:17:03,838 - YEAH, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT PICKING UP THE HOUSE, GIL. 360 00:17:03,838 --> 00:17:05,739 I'M GONNA STAY AT THE CAPITAL HILTON. 361 00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:10,471 GOTTA RUN. I HAVE BOOK CLUB. SEE YOU ALL IN THE MORNING. 362 00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:16,071 - HAKEEM? 363 00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:18,970 YOU SEE THAT PUTTER OVER THERE? - I SEE IT, COACH. 364 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:22,171 - WHEN I'M NOT LOOKIN', CAVE MY SKULL IN, WOULD YOU? 365 00:17:24,237 --> 00:17:25,837 HERE AT WALTER REED MEDICAL CENTER, 366 00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:27,937 THE MOST POPULAR ATTRACTION THESE DAYS 367 00:17:27,937 --> 00:17:29,470 IS NEVADA SENATOR LOUIS LAFFER'S 368 00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:31,804 SURGICALLY RECONSTRUCTED LEG. 369 00:17:31,804 --> 00:17:33,337 A LONG LINE OF DISTINGUISHED WELL WISHERS 370 00:17:33,337 --> 00:17:36,203 HAS INCLUDED SENATE MINORITY LEADER MITCH MCCONNELL, 371 00:17:36,203 --> 00:17:37,837 HOUSE LEADER JOHN BOEHNER, 372 00:17:37,837 --> 00:17:39,270 AS WELL AS HIS NEIGHBOR AND COLLEAGUE 373 00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:42,770 FROM ACROSS THE AISLE SENATOR ROSALYN DUPECHE. 374 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,469 - YOU'RE IN THE PICTURE, ROBERT. 375 00:17:46,469 --> 00:17:47,903 SMILE, LOUIS. 376 00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:50,869 - DAMN, LOUIS. 377 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,468 NO ONE'S GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 378 00:17:52,468 --> 00:17:54,136 - THEY WILL NOW. 379 00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:57,935 I'M GONNA HAVE JAMES TWEET THIS BAD BOY. 380 00:17:57,935 --> 00:17:59,869 SHELBY, WANT A COPY FOR YOUR ARTICLE? 381 00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:01,202 - OH, NO, THANK YOU, SENATOR LAFFER. 382 00:18:01,202 --> 00:18:03,702 I GOT SOME VIDEO EARLIER FOR OUR ONLINE EDITION. 383 00:18:03,702 --> 00:18:05,035 - VIDEO? OF WHAT? 384 00:18:05,035 --> 00:18:06,968 - UH, MUSCLE SPASMS OR SOMETHING. 385 00:18:06,968 --> 00:18:08,235 I'M... I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT, 386 00:18:08,235 --> 00:18:10,335 BUT IT... IT LOOKED REALLY COOL. 387 00:18:10,335 --> 00:18:11,902 - IT IS TWITCHY. 388 00:18:11,902 --> 00:18:14,301 - I WENT OVER THIS MORNING AND WATERED THE GARDEN. 389 00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:15,534 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 390 00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:17,102 THE HOUSE IS A MESS, 391 00:18:17,102 --> 00:18:18,734 BUT I DON'T PICK UP AFTER COLLEAGUES. 392 00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:21,402 - THE HOUSE IS A MESS? ALREADY? 393 00:18:21,402 --> 00:18:22,734 - WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME . 394 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,434 I LIVE ON THE NON-HILLBILLY SIDE. 395 00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:27,351 - YOU GUYS SHOULD HIRE A HOUSEKEEPER. 396 00:18:27,351 --> 00:18:29,091 WELL, AT LEAST TILL LOUIS GETS HOME. 397 00:18:29,091 --> 00:18:31,100 - YES, WE SHOULD HAVE A HOUSEKEEPER. 398 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,434 WHAT DO YOU THINK, ROBERT? 399 00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:35,530 - I'M IN. I'M A JOB CREATOR. 400 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,886 - DON'T BE ABSURD. 401 00:18:37,886 --> 00:18:40,143 YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN. - YES, ROSALYN, I AM. 402 00:18:40,143 --> 00:18:41,569 AND THAT'S WHY WE ON THE REPUBLICAN... 403 00:18:41,569 --> 00:18:43,228 - ROBERT, WE HAD AN ELECTION. 404 00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:45,153 REBRANDING THE CRIMINALLY RICH 405 00:18:45,352 --> 00:18:47,177 AS JOB CREATORS DIDN'T FLY. 406 00:18:47,177 --> 00:18:48,736 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT, JUST... JUST GO AHEAD 407 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,131 AND SMEAR THE SUCCESSFUL. 408 00:18:50,131 --> 00:18:51,790 - HEY, HEY, HEY. 409 00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:53,681 THIS IS A HOSPITAL ROOM. 410 00:18:53,681 --> 00:18:55,606 I'M SUFFERING. - LOUIS, HONEY, 411 00:18:55,871 --> 00:18:57,961 IT MAY NOT SEEM LIKE IT RIGHT NOW, 412 00:18:57,961 --> 00:19:01,081 BUT YOU ARE ONE LUCKY LITTLE MONKEY. 413 00:19:01,081 --> 00:19:03,138 AND YOU KNOW WHY? - NO. 414 00:19:03,138 --> 00:19:04,133 WHY, ROSE? 415 00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:06,556 - ''A'', YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. 416 00:19:06,556 --> 00:19:08,845 BUT ''B'', YOU GOT BLOWN UP, 417 00:19:08,845 --> 00:19:11,864 WHICH, WHILE PAINFUL, IS VERY COOL, 418 00:19:11,864 --> 00:19:13,623 VERY HURT LOCKER. 419 00:19:13,623 --> 00:19:16,776 AND YOU GOT JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF BLOWN UP. 420 00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:17,871 NOT TOO SERIOUSLY, 421 00:19:17,871 --> 00:19:20,491 JUST ENOUGH TO GET THE HERO THING GOING. 422 00:19:20,491 --> 00:19:22,085 - WELL, I WAS 423 00:19:22,085 --> 00:19:23,943 IN THE SHIT OVER THERE, ROSE. 424 00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:27,560 - NO, BABY-DOLL, YOU WERE IN THE SHIT OVER HERE. 425 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,887 AND NOW, YOU'RE NOT. 426 00:19:28,887 --> 00:19:31,110 YOUR NUMBERS HAVE TOTALLY TURNED AROUND. 427 00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:34,561 GENIUS. DID YOU KNOW SOMEONE IN THE TALIBAN? 428 00:19:34,561 --> 00:19:35,921 - SENATOR DUPECHE? - YES. 429 00:19:35,921 --> 00:19:40,600 - DID... DID YOU SAY MONKEY OR MUNCHKIN? 430 00:19:49,061 --> 00:19:50,853 - ROBERT, LUNCH? 431 00:19:50,853 --> 00:19:55,599 - UH... - RELAX, I'M BUYIN'. 432 00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:57,589 - THERE YOU GO, SIR. 433 00:19:57,589 --> 00:20:00,244 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 434 00:20:00,244 --> 00:20:02,965 - MADDIE'S FLYIN' IN TONIGHT TO LEAD DEBATE PREP. 435 00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:04,358 - OOH, CAN I BE THERE? 436 00:20:04,557 --> 00:20:06,482 - CHRIST, ROBERT, YOU OUGHT TO SEE MY STAFF. 437 00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:09,368 IT'S LIKE THE DAMN WELLS FARGO WAGON'S COMIN' TO TOWN. 438 00:20:09,368 --> 00:20:11,161 DOGS BARKIN', GEESE SCATTERIN'. 439 00:20:11,161 --> 00:20:12,256 - WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE CARES, GIL. 440 00:20:12,256 --> 00:20:13,417 - SO DOES YOUR WIFE, 441 00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:15,806 BUT SHE STAYS THE HELL IN PHILADELPHIA. 442 00:20:15,806 --> 00:20:17,233 NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO SPEND ALL AFTERNOON 443 00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:18,822 PREPPING FOR THE DAMN PREP 444 00:20:18,822 --> 00:20:22,542 SO I DON'T EMBARRAS MYSELF. 445 00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:24,333 YOU GONNA FINISH THAT? 446 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:25,594 - I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED IT. 447 00:20:25,594 --> 00:20:27,253 HEY, NEED SOME HELP WITH FLASH CARDS? 448 00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:28,581 - I TOLD YOU IT WAS HIM. 449 00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:29,676 - STOP PULLIN' ME, MOMMY. 450 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:33,591 - S-SENATOR BIGGS, WE ARE BIG FANS. C-C-COULD WE GET AN AUTOGRAPH? 451 00:20:33,591 --> 00:20:35,914 - HERE YOU GO, BUDDY. ALREADY GOT MY HANCOCK ON IT. 452 00:20:35,914 --> 00:20:38,463 - OH, WOW. HERE YOU GO, SON. 453 00:20:38,463 --> 00:20:40,825 HEY, HOW ABOUT A PICTURE? 454 00:20:39,631 --> 00:20:41,787 COULD WE GET A PICTURE? - YEAH, SURE. 455 00:20:41,787 --> 00:20:44,508 - DO YOU MIND? - OH. 456 00:20:44,508 --> 00:20:48,091 - COME ON, GUYS. 457 00:20:48,091 --> 00:20:51,244 - OKAY. HOLD THAT FOR ME. 458 00:20:51,244 --> 00:20:54,230 - WE HEARD YOU'RE RUNNIN' AGAINST DIGGER MANCUSI, SENATOR. 459 00:20:54,363 --> 00:20:56,785 - NO, MA'AM, DIGGER MANCUSI'S RUNNING AGAINST ME. 460 00:20:56,785 --> 00:20:58,477 I'M THE INCUMBENT. 461 00:20:58,477 --> 00:21:01,229 - IT'S SO EXCITIN'. DIGGER'S AMAZIN'. 462 00:21:01,229 --> 00:21:04,450 DO YOU KNOW HIM PERSONALLY? 463 00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:05,545 - ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD AND SMILE NOW. 464 00:21:05,545 --> 00:21:07,404 - GIVE ME YOUR GUM, HONEY. 465 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:10,124 PULL UP YOUR PANTS AND TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN . 466 00:21:10,124 --> 00:21:12,083 - GOT IT. 467 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,538 - THANK YOU. ARE YOU HIS BODYGUARD? 468 00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:16,362 - AWESOME. CAN I SEE YOUR GUN? 469 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,420 - GOOD LUCK, SENATOR BIGGS, AND... AND... AND... AND REMEMBER, 470 00:21:18,685 --> 00:21:20,278 DON'T GIVE UP. YOU NEVER KNOW. 471 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:22,104 - FUCK, YOU SEE WHAT I'M UP AGAINST? 472 00:21:22,104 --> 00:21:24,824 - YOU? THEY THINK I'M THE MUSCLE. 473 00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:28,341 I'M WEARIN' ARMANI. 474 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:44,188 (c)CREATED AND SYNCH BY KIBERLINE. 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