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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,433 --> 00:00:06,223 - NOW YOU'RE UP FOR REELECTION SOON. 2 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,213 CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR PRIMARY OPPONENT, 3 00:00:08,413 --> 00:00:09,272 AL HICKOCK? - CERTAINLY. 4 00:00:09,472 --> 00:00:10,300 - AL'S A... AL'S A FRIEND. 5 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:11,328 - I'VE KNOWN AL FOR YEARS. 6 00:00:11,528 --> 00:00:12,540 - SO HAVE I. - YEAH. 7 00:00:12,740 --> 00:00:13,829 HE'S A GREAT GUY. - GOOD MAN. 8 00:00:14,029 --> 00:00:17,517 - NOW THAT IS A MAN'S MAN, RIGHT? HE'S... THAT... THAT'S TAKE ON HIM, 9 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:18,853 THAT HE IS JUST ALL MAN. 10 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:21,463 THE NAME RIGHT THERE... AL HICKOCK. 11 00:00:21,663 --> 00:00:23,671 PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! 12 00:00:23,871 --> 00:00:25,500 HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT THAT?. 13 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:29,151 - WELL, AL IS BLESSED WITH A TALL FRAME AND THICK HAIR. 14 00:00:29,351 --> 00:00:32,803 - YEAH, IT'S LIKE RONALD REAGAN AND ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER 15 00:00:33,003 --> 00:00:38,037 HAD A BABY, THAT THEN RENOUNCED HIS TWO GAY PARENTS. 16 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:43,934 HE'S A... HE'S A BIT OF A SPORTSMAN. DID YOU E... DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS? 17 00:00:44,134 --> 00:00:45,596 - UH, A LITTLE BIT. I'M MORE OF A... 18 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:47,631 - WHAT... WHAT SPORTS DID YOU PLAY WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER? 19 00:00:47,831 --> 00:00:51,079 - WELL, I WAS... BIT OF TENNIS... - TEN NIS. 20 00:00:51,279 --> 00:00:52,907 - EARLY ON. - THAT'S GOOD. 21 00:00:53,107 --> 00:00:53,994 - BUT I... WRESTLING. 22 00:00:54,194 --> 00:00:55,274 DID A BIT OF WRESTLING IN MY DAY. 23 00:00:55,474 --> 00:00:56,196 - I WRESTLED TOO. 24 00:00:56,396 --> 00:00:57,525 - IS THAT RIGHT? - YEAH. 25 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:58,804 I WRESTLED A LITTLE BIT IN HIGH SCHOOL. 26 00:00:59,004 --> 00:01:00,258 - OH. - YOU WANNA THROW DOWN? 27 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:01,492 YOU WANNA GET INTO... 28 00:01:01,692 --> 00:01:02,727 DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD? 29 00:01:11,224 --> 00:01:16,291 all: STEVEN, STEVEN, STEVEN, STEVEN, STEVEN, STEVEN! 30 00:01:50,476 --> 00:01:51,560 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE 31 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:52,645 WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE HERE. 32 00:01:52,845 --> 00:01:55,253 HERE IS SENATOR LAFFER ON COLBERT LAST NIGHT. 33 00:01:55,453 --> 00:01:56,997 IT'S AN INTERNET MEME ALREADY. 34 00:01:57,197 --> 00:01:58,742 CHECK THIS OUT. - IT'S HILARIOUS. 35 00:01:58,942 --> 00:02:00,735 - HEY, GIL JOHN, 36 00:02:00,935 --> 00:02:02,729 YOU GOTTA SEE THIS. 37 00:02:04,517 --> 00:02:05,638 - GIL. 38 00:02:07,756 --> 00:02:08,386 IT'S LOUIS. 39 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:09,708 HE'S ON COLBERT. 40 00:02:09,908 --> 00:02:11,544 - COLBERT? 41 00:02:11,744 --> 00:02:13,911 WHY THE HELL WOULD HE DO COLBERT? 42 00:02:14,111 --> 00:02:18,680 - OH, CHRIST, NOW... NOW THEY'RE WRESTLING. 43 00:02:23,955 --> 00:02:27,236 COME ON, GET HIM, LOUIS. 44 00:03:00,425 --> 00:03:04,662 - JESUS, GIL JOHN, SAVE SOME HOT WATER FOR ADRIANA. 45 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:09,438 GIL JOHN? 46 00:03:22,646 --> 00:03:23,730 SON OF A BITCH! 47 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:24,815 - SORRY, MAN. 48 00:03:25,015 --> 00:03:26,385 YOU WERE USING UP ALL THE HOT WATER. 49 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:27,423 - WHAT THE FUCK, GUZMAN? 50 00:03:27,623 --> 00:03:28,261 YOU FLUSHED THE TOILET. 51 00:03:28,461 --> 00:03:31,412 WHAT ARE WE, LIKE, TEN YEARS OLD? - YOU SEEMED TO BE ASLEEP, WHICH... 52 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,945 - EVERY MORNING BETWEEN 8.00 AND 8.20, 53 00:03:34,145 --> 00:03:35,981 I TAKE A NAP IN THE SHOWER. 54 00:03:36,181 --> 00:03:37,359 IT'S WHAT I DO. 55 00:03:37,559 --> 00:03:40,217 ASK FOR CHRIST'S SAKES. 56 00:03:40,383 --> 00:03:42,593 OH, MY GOD! 57 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:44,620 I'M SO SORRY, SENATOR. 58 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:46,780 - DAMN! 59 00:03:56,791 --> 00:03:58,459 JESUS CHRIST. 60 00:03:58,659 --> 00:04:00,573 NOW I GOTTA WEAR CLOTHES AROUND HERE 61 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:02,488 'CAUSE OF ANDY GUZMAN'S GIRLFRIEND. 62 00:04:02,688 --> 00:04:07,133 - ACTUALLY, THAT'S A WIN FOR EVERYONE THERE, GIL. 63 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:11,910 - TELL ME, ROBERT, IS THERE ANY UPSIDE TO THAT ASSCLOWN? 64 00:04:12,110 --> 00:04:13,081 I MEAN, DID YOU VET HIM AT ALL? 65 00:04:13,281 --> 00:04:18,348 - NOT LIKE THERE WAS A WAITING LIST, MAN. 66 00:04:18,548 --> 00:04:21,214 YOU'RE GONNA EAT THAT, HUH? 67 00:04:21,414 --> 00:04:24,910 - FUCK ME. - YOU'RE UPSET. 68 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:28,130 - BUSTER, COME HERE, BOY. 69 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:30,798 - SORRY ABOUT ALL THE BOXES. 70 00:04:30,998 --> 00:04:33,267 I'LL FINISH UNPACKING TONIGHT. 71 00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:36,210 OH, AND ADRIANA IS GONNA DECORATE TODAY. 72 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:40,861 A FEW SPECIAL TOUCHES. DON'T ASK. 73 00:04:41,061 --> 00:04:42,689 BIG ASS MIRRORS. 74 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:44,939 WE'RE FROM MIAMI. 75 00:04:45,139 --> 00:04:47,257 HAD THE DAMNEDEST DREAM LAST NIGHT. 76 00:04:47,457 --> 00:04:48,877 I WAS PRESIDENT. 77 00:04:49,077 --> 00:04:50,518 NO SURPRISE THERE. 78 00:04:50,718 --> 00:04:52,159 COMMON ENOUGH DREAM. 79 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:54,244 BUT GET THIS. 80 00:04:54,444 --> 00:04:55,947 I WAS IN MY SECOND TERM. 81 00:04:56,147 --> 00:04:57,725 YOU WANNA HEAR MY DREAM, ANDY? 82 00:04:57,932 --> 00:04:59,552 - I DO, GIL, BUT I'M RUNNING LATE. 83 00:04:59,843 --> 00:05:01,804 YOU READY TO GO? - I AM. 84 00:05:02,004 --> 00:05:05,243 AND OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW BIG WAS YOUR SECOND TERM WIN? 85 00:05:05,443 --> 00:05:06,414 - LANDSLIDE. 83%. 86 00:05:06,614 --> 00:05:09,646 ONLY THING, I LOST THE LATINO VOTE. 87 00:05:09,846 --> 00:05:12,408 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU, SIR. 88 00:05:12,608 --> 00:05:15,170 - HEY, LOUIS, HOLD THAT CAB. 89 00:05:15,370 --> 00:05:16,549 - HEY, BUDDY. 90 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:18,369 CAUGHT YOU ON MORNING JOE THIS MORNING. 91 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:21,360 YOU ARE A MEME. 92 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:26,805 - THIS IS JULIE. 93 00:05:27,005 --> 00:05:28,471 - WHAT'S A MEME? 94 00:05:28,671 --> 00:05:30,580 - I SAW SOMETHING ON DRUDGE ABOUT YOU AND A GRAND JURY. 95 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:31,918 WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? - DRUDGE? 96 00:05:32,118 --> 00:05:33,572 - YEAH, I MEAN, I FIGURED IT WAS JUST GOSSIP. 97 00:05:33,772 --> 00:05:34,901 - WELL, I CAN'T REALLY TALK ABOUT IT. 98 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:36,064 - OKAY, THAT'S COOL. 99 00:05:36,229 --> 00:05:37,110 BUT IF ANYBODY'S ASKING 100 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:38,522 THESE ARE COMPLETELY BOGUS ALLEGATIONS 101 00:05:38,722 --> 00:05:41,031 ABOUT UNDUE INFLUENCE IN AN APPROPRIATIONS BILL. 102 00:05:41,231 --> 00:05:43,541 IT'S A LONG STORY, BUT... - IT SOUNDS BORING TOO. 103 00:05:43,749 --> 00:05:48,234 SO WHAT'S THE TAKE AWAY? - IT'S A POLITICAL LYNCHING. 104 00:05:48,434 --> 00:05:49,647 - WOW, REALLY? 105 00:05:49,771 --> 00:05:50,976 YOU'RE LEADING WITH THE RACE CARD? 106 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:52,346 ARE YOU SURE THAT'S A GOOD FIT? 107 00:05:52,554 --> 00:05:54,075 - EXCUSE ME? - YOU 'RE MR. ACCOUNTABILITY. 108 00:05:54,275 --> 00:05:59,075 A LYNCHING SOUNDS SO EARLY AL SHARPTON. I MEAN, I'M SURE PEOPLE IN PENNSYLVANIA 109 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,487 FIND A BLACK SENATOR INTERESTING. 110 00:06:00,653 --> 00:06:02,856 BUT YOU'VE GOTTA KEEP IT INTERESTING LIKE EPCOT CENTER. 111 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:06,552 NOT INTERESTING LIKE DJANGO, BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST ME. 112 00:06:06,752 --> 00:06:09,260 I'VE ONLY USED MY CUBAN AMERICAN MINORITY STATUS 113 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:13,446 ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS, YOU KNOW, LIKE SMALL BUSINESS LOANS. 114 00:06:13,646 --> 00:06:17,019 BUT WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU, AMIGO. 115 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:22,842 SO WHO ARE YOU? 116 00:06:23,042 --> 00:06:24,994 - WE'VE ALREADY DATED. 117 00:06:25,194 --> 00:06:26,947 - OF COURSE. 118 00:06:27,155 --> 00:06:29,256 SO HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? 119 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,357 - BUSTER, COME ON, BOY. 120 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,469 - SO, GIL, I'M THINKING I MIGHT JOIN YOU 121 00:06:33,669 --> 00:06:35,137 ON THAT AFGHAN CODEL. - WHY? 122 00:06:35,337 --> 00:06:37,414 IS THIS 'CAUSE COLBERT DRY HUMPED YOU ON TV? 123 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:38,336 - NO, NO. 124 00:06:38,536 --> 00:06:40,072 WELL... - FORGET ABOUT HIM, LOUIS. 125 00:06:40,272 --> 00:06:40,726 IT'S A COMEDY SHOW. 126 00:06:40,926 --> 00:06:42,523 I'M SURE IT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A GOOD SPORT. 127 00:06:42,723 --> 00:06:44,068 - NO, NO, IT DID NOT 128 00:06:44,268 --> 00:06:48,171 MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A GOOD SPORT. I LOOKED LIKE A TETHHERED GOAT. 129 00:06:48,371 --> 00:06:51,461 - LOOK, LOUIS, I BEEN THROUGH THIS. 130 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:55,029 THE TIME I KNOCKED THAT REF ON HIS ASS WITH A FOAM FINGER 131 00:06:55,229 --> 00:06:58,598 AT THE CLEMSON GAME, THAT VIDEO FUCKIN' EXPLODED, MAN. 132 00:06:58,798 --> 00:07:00,018 ON EVERY STATION. 133 00:07:00,218 --> 00:07:04,704 THE NEXT MORNING, ZIP, GONE, OVER. 134 00:07:04,904 --> 00:07:06,954 - WHAT? WHY? 135 00:07:07,154 --> 00:07:08,241 - WELL, I CAUGHT A BREAK. 136 00:07:08,441 --> 00:07:12,969 A HURRICANE WIPED OUT CAROLINA BEACH. BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS, LOUIS. 137 00:07:13,169 --> 00:07:16,500 THE MEDIA ALWAYS MOVES ON. 138 00:07:29,501 --> 00:07:31,536 - GOOD MORNING, SENATOR. 139 00:07:31,736 --> 00:07:33,447 - IN MY OFFICE NOW. 140 00:07:33,647 --> 00:07:37,816 JULIE TOO. 141 00:07:38,016 --> 00:07:41,464 - OKAY, SO WE DIDN'T SEE THE WRESTLING THING COMING, SIR. 142 00:07:41,664 --> 00:07:42,959 WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D BRING IT UP. 143 00:07:43,159 --> 00:07:44,455 - HE ALREADY KNEW, JAMES. 144 00:07:44,655 --> 00:07:45,951 HE HAD WRESTLING MATS READY. 145 00:07:46,151 --> 00:07:47,279 HE HAD MOVES READY. 146 00:07:47,445 --> 00:07:50,643 DID YOU SEE HOW FAST HE GOT HIS FACE INTO MY CROTCH? 147 00:07:50,843 --> 00:07:52,056 WHAT HAVE I ALWAYS TOLD YOU? 148 00:07:52,256 --> 00:07:53,186 NO SURPRISES. 149 00:07:53,386 --> 00:07:55,134 - YES, SIR. ALTHOUGH SURPRISES CAN HUMANIZE. 150 00:07:55,334 --> 00:07:57,603 THE RESPONSE ON YOUR TWITTER FEED WAS... 151 00:07:57,803 --> 00:08:00,073 - OH, GOD, DON'T SAY MY ''TWITTER FEED''. 152 00:08:00,273 --> 00:08:01,900 WHO MANAGES MY TWITTER FEED? 153 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:03,112 - I DO, SIR. 154 00:08:03,312 --> 00:08:06,843 - GREAT, AND WHAT DID I TWEET LAST NIGHT EXACTLY? 155 00:08:07,043 --> 00:08:08,803 - UH, YOU SAID, "WENT ON COLBERT. 156 00:08:09,003 --> 00:08:10,416 '' HE CALLED ME OUT SO IT WAS GAME ON. 157 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,285 I ROCKED HIS JOCK.'' 158 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,659 - HOLY CRAP. 159 00:08:14,859 --> 00:08:17,567 YOU THINK THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME? 160 00:08:17,767 --> 00:08:19,969 - WELL, IT'S A VERSION OF YOU, SIR. 161 00:08:20,169 --> 00:08:21,597 THE PLAYFUL LOUIS LAFFER. 162 00:08:21,797 --> 00:08:24,462 - RIGHT, WE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T MATCH HICKOCK ON MACHO OPTICS, 163 00:08:24,662 --> 00:08:30,020 SO I TOOK IT IN ANOTHER DIRECTION. - MAKING FUN OF... OF THE WHOLE MANLY M... 164 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:32,056 SIR, JUST TRUST US. 165 00:08:32,180 --> 00:08:35,255 THE... IT... 166 00:08:37,414 --> 00:08:40,953 - OUT. 167 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:44,185 - YOU JUS... - OUT! 168 00:08:53,779 --> 00:08:55,981 - LIKE SOME OREOS WITH THAT, COACH? 169 00:08:56,181 --> 00:08:59,021 - HAKEEM, THIS MORNING 170 00:08:59,221 --> 00:09:01,921 A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN SAW MY NUT SACK. 171 00:09:02,121 --> 00:09:04,671 UH... 172 00:09:04,871 --> 00:09:05,750 HOLD UP THERE, COACH. 173 00:09:05,950 --> 00:09:07,968 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, OF COURSE. 174 00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:09,986 I WAS PISSED OFF AT THE TIME, 175 00:09:10,186 --> 00:09:12,765 BUT, I MEAN, I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT IT. 176 00:09:12,965 --> 00:09:15,545 HOW OFTEN DOES SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN 177 00:09:15,745 --> 00:09:17,249 TO AN OLD FART LIKE ME? 178 00:09:17,415 --> 00:09:19,374 LEGALLY, I MEAN. 179 00:09:19,574 --> 00:09:22,191 SURE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF I D SEEN HER. 180 00:09:22,391 --> 00:09:24,725 ACTUALLY, A LOT BETTER. 181 00:09:25,015 --> 00:09:27,308 BUT IT WAS... 182 00:09:27,508 --> 00:09:28,887 LIBERATING SOMEHOW. 183 00:09:29,087 --> 00:09:30,797 I MEAN, MY JUNK WAS OUT THERE, 184 00:09:30,997 --> 00:09:35,234 SHE SAW IT, BUT THERE WAS NO WRONG TO IT, NO SHAME. 185 00:09:35,434 --> 00:09:39,180 VERY ADAM AND EVE. 186 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:40,093 I DON'T KNOW. 187 00:09:40,259 --> 00:09:40,889 IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, 188 00:09:41,089 --> 00:09:44,504 BUT, RAMON, I FELT 50 AGAIN. 189 00:09:44,704 --> 00:09:47,021 - OKAY, LET'S GET STARTED, EVERYONE. 190 00:09:47,221 --> 00:09:52,721 I WAS JUST HANDED THE INTERNALS. IT'S NOT A PRETTY PICTURE, GANG. 191 00:09:52,921 --> 00:09:55,047 WE'RE DOWN BY SEVEN NOW AND DIGGER MANCUSI'S FAVORABLES 192 00:09:55,255 --> 00:09:57,024 ARE HIGHER THAN MICHELLE OBAMA'S. 193 00:09:57,224 --> 00:09:58,993 SHIT, MADDIE, THAT'S RELEVANT. 194 00:09:59,193 --> 00:10:00,621 LET HIM RUN AGAINST HER. 195 00:10:00,821 --> 00:10:02,365 - IT'D BE SO HELPFUL IF YOU TOOK THIS 196 00:10:02,565 --> 00:10:05,476 AS SERIOUSLY AS THE REST OF US DO, GIL JOHN. 197 00:10:05,676 --> 00:10:08,587 - UH, MRS. BIGGS, HAS COACH MANCUSI RESIGNED ME? 198 00:10:08,787 --> 00:10:09,717 - NO, BUT FROM WHAT I HEAR 199 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:13,987 HE COULD ANNOUNCE AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK. - WELL, LET'S SEE HOW HIGH HIS NUMBERS STAY 200 00:10:14,187 --> 00:10:15,823 IF DUKE KEEPS DROPPING GAMES. 201 00:10:16,023 --> 00:10:17,983 IT COULD LOOK LIKE HE'S JUMPING SHIP. 202 00:10:18,183 --> 00:10:21,381 YOU KNOW HE LOST FOUR STARTERS TO GRADUATION, RIGHT, MADDIE? 203 00:10:21,581 --> 00:10:22,959 - NO, DARLING, I DID NOT KNOW THAT. 204 00:10:23,159 --> 00:10:24,704 - MM-HMM, AND THAT'S NOT ALL. 205 00:10:24,912 --> 00:10:27,653 THERE'S SERIOUS TALK OF RECRUITING VIOLATIONS. 206 00:10:27,853 --> 00:10:29,572 - THERE IS? WHAT TALK? 207 00:10:29,772 --> 00:10:32,098 - WELL, HAKEEM AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT IT JUST YESTERDAY 208 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,465 AND HOW THE COVER-UP ALWAYS MAKES IT WORSE. 209 00:10:34,665 --> 00:10:36,134 - SERIOUSLY, THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT? 210 00:10:36,334 --> 00:10:38,951 - WELL, IT MAY BE ALL I NEED IF I HAVE A CORRECT UNDERSTANDING 211 00:10:39,151 --> 00:10:39,872 OF THE KIND OF FIGHT WE'RE IN. 212 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:42,075 TAMMY, AM I COMFORTABLY TO THE RIGHT 213 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,476 OF ALL OF DIGGER MANCUSI'S KNOWN POSITIONS? 214 00:10:44,676 --> 00:10:46,186 - UM, NOT QUITE, SIR, BUT YOU COULD BE 215 00:10:46,386 --> 00:10:49,004 WITHOUT TOO MUCH TROUBLE IF YOU EVOLVED ON A FEW ISSUES. 216 00:10:49,204 --> 00:10:50,340 - GOOD. 217 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:54,569 'CAUSE I'M FEELING SOME SERIOUS EVOLUTION COMING ON. 218 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:57,401 - HOW'D IT GO? 219 00:10:57,601 --> 00:10:59,516 - WELL, MILTON TREATED ME LIKE A GANG BANGER. 220 00:10:59,716 --> 00:11:01,631 BUT I THINK ONE OF THE GRAND JURORS WINKED AT ME. 221 00:11:01,831 --> 00:11:03,292 EITHER THAT OR SHE'S GOT ALLERGIES. 222 00:11:03,492 --> 00:11:05,957 WHO THE FUCK KNOWS? 223 00:11:06,157 --> 00:11:08,609 - OKAY, SO HOW ABOUT A PIECE OF GOOD NEWS FOR A CHANGE? 224 00:11:08,809 --> 00:11:11,641 - YEAH, RIGHT. 225 00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:15,920 SUSAN DELANEY AND KIM SUM YUNG? 226 00:11:16,085 --> 00:11:17,754 - YEAH, ENGAGED JUNE 23. 227 00:11:17,954 --> 00:11:20,413 - YEAH, BOOM. - YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN, BOSS. 228 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,772 - YEAH, HOW MANY BETTENCORT MATCHES DOES THAT MAKE? 229 00:11:22,972 --> 00:11:23,943 - UH, 13, SIR. 230 00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:25,912 - AND HOW MANY FOR SENATOR SCHUMER? 231 00:11:26,112 --> 00:11:27,882 - 11, AND HE'S GOT A BIGGER STAFF. 232 00:11:28,082 --> 00:11:31,129 - IN YA FACE, CHUCK. 233 00:11:31,329 --> 00:11:33,738 AND DON'T THINK THAT I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU. 234 00:11:33,938 --> 00:11:35,108 - OH, THAT'S OKAY, SIR. 235 00:11:35,308 --> 00:11:36,479 - NO, NO, NO, I ENJOY IT. 236 00:11:36,646 --> 00:11:37,776 IT'S MY PLEASURE. 237 00:11:37,976 --> 00:11:39,512 - SERIOUSLY, SIR, I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T. 238 00:11:39,712 --> 00:11:42,233 - AARON, WE ALL NEED TO LOVE. 239 00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:44,954 HMM? WE ALL LOVE LOVE, DON'T WE? 240 00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:47,969 - SURE. - SO SAY IT. 241 00:11:48,169 --> 00:11:50,860 ''I LOVE TO LOVE. '' 242 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:56,335 - NOW SAY ''BOSS, YOU ARE THE MASTER OF LOVE CONNECTIONS.'' 243 00:11:56,535 --> 00:11:58,619 - YOU ARE THE MASTER OF LOVE CONNECTIONS. 244 00:11:58,868 --> 00:12:02,939 - RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON. 245 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,885 - TAMMY? TAMMY? 246 00:12:07,085 --> 00:12:10,631 WHERE'S TAMMY? 247 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,700 - UH, SHE WENT OUT A LITTLE WHILE AGO, SENATOR. 248 00:12:12,907 --> 00:12:17,228 - SHE SAY WHERE SHE WAS GOING? - NO, SIR. 249 00:12:24,455 --> 00:12:27,345 - HMM. 250 00:12:27,545 --> 00:12:29,534 - BUSTER. 251 00:12:29,734 --> 00:12:32,394 FIND TAMMY. 252 00:12:32,594 --> 00:12:35,255 GO. FIND TAMMY. 253 00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:50,964 - WELL, WHAT IS IT, BOY? 254 00:12:51,164 --> 00:12:55,151 DID TIMMY FALL INTO AN ABANDONED MINE SHAFT? 255 00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:02,012 - I'M GOING TO LUNCH. 256 00:13:02,212 --> 00:13:03,384 WHEN TAMMY AND BUSTER GET BACK, 257 00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:06,532 TELL HER I NEED TO SEE THE BRIEF ON OUR GUARD UNIT IN AFGHANISTAN. 258 00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:08,110 - I'LL LET HER KNOW, SIR. 259 00:13:11,226 --> 00:13:13,718 WILD RICE BRATWURST? WHAT THE HELL, LOUIS? 260 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,441 - IT'S MINNESOTA DAY, SIR. 261 00:13:15,641 --> 00:13:16,965 - MINNESOTA DAY? GREAT. 262 00:13:17,165 --> 00:13:20,115 AN ENTIRE MENU HONORING AL FRANKEN. 263 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,607 WAIT, SWEDISH MEATBALLS ARE MINNESOTAN? 264 00:13:22,807 --> 00:13:24,102 - IT'S A VARIATION, SIR. 265 00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,660 THEY ADD INSTANT COFFEE. 266 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:27,018 - OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 267 00:13:27,218 --> 00:13:31,537 I'LL HAVE THAT AND A MAC AND CHEESE. AND A BRAT AND A SCOTCH AND WATER. 268 00:13:31,737 --> 00:13:33,344 - GIL JOHN. - WHAT? 269 00:13:33,544 --> 00:13:34,808 - HI. YOU GOT A MINUTE? 270 00:13:35,008 --> 00:13:36,184 - WHAT... NO, CARLY. 271 00:13:36,384 --> 00:13:37,360 WE CAN'T TALK IN PUBLIC. 272 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,911 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? - DON'T BE A BABY. 273 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,262 I TRUST YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT ROBERT'S PROBLEMS? 274 00:13:42,462 --> 00:13:44,580 I'M AFRAID ETHICS IS GOING TO HAVE TO INVESTIGATE. 275 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,000 - OKAY, GREAT. SEE YA. 276 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,778 - IT'S IMMATERIAL WHETHER THE CRIMINAL CASE 277 00:13:47,978 --> 00:13:48,990 PROCEEDS OR NOT. 278 00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:52,001 OUR INQUIRY IS INTO CONDUCT UNBECOMING. 279 00:13:52,201 --> 00:13:55,201 - OKAY, I'M GONNA POINT AT YOU NOW, CARLY. LIKE I'M PISSED OFF... WHICH I ACTUALLY AM. 280 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:59,450 - ANYWAY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MEET ON THIS PRETTY SOON. 281 00:13:59,650 --> 00:14:01,464 JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A HEADS UP. 282 00:14:01,664 --> 00:14:03,479 I KNOW YOU AND ROBERT ARE CLOSE. 283 00:14:03,729 --> 00:14:05,937 - CARLY. - OH. 284 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,550 - LOVELY TO SEE YOU, OF COURSE, 285 00:14:07,715 --> 00:14:10,458 BUT WHY ARE WE REACHING ACROSS THE AISLE IN PUBLIC? 286 00:14:10,658 --> 00:14:11,870 - ROBERT, BRUSH BY HER AND SIT DOWN. 287 00:14:12,078 --> 00:14:14,660 - SORRY. 288 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:16,613 THIS IS SO SAD. 289 00:14:16,813 --> 00:14:17,984 YOU TWO ARE PATHETIC. 290 00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:19,513 - OKAY, CARLY, WE'RE BLOWING YOU OFF NOW. 291 00:14:19,713 --> 00:14:21,264 WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE. 292 00:14:21,464 --> 00:14:23,923 - RIGHT, ON ACCOUNT OF OUR CLASHING PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS. 293 00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:30,686 - PHILOSOPHICAL IMPLIES THINKING, ROBERT. YOU KNOW WHAT JOHN STUART MILL SAID? 294 00:14:30,886 --> 00:14:33,427 THAT CONSERVATIVE PEOPLE AREN'T NECESSARILY STUPID, 295 00:14:33,627 --> 00:14:36,667 BUT STUPID PEOPLE DO TEND TO BE CONSERVATIVE? 296 00:14:36,867 --> 00:14:38,128 THAT WAS THEN. 297 00:14:38,328 --> 00:14:40,531 NOWADAYS, STUPID AND STUPID'S MUTANT COUSINS, 298 00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:43,355 CRAZY AND EVIL, ARE ALL THAT'S LEFT OF YOUR PARTY. 299 00:14:43,555 --> 00:14:46,388 I'LL SEE YOU IN COMMITTEE. 300 00:14:48,173 --> 00:14:49,635 - COMMITTEE? 301 00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:51,729 - YEAH, SHE CAME BY TO TELL ME 302 00:14:51,929 --> 00:14:53,627 ETHICS IS STILL ON YOUR CASE. 303 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,325 AND WHO'S THIS MILLS GUY? 304 00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:58,149 - FUCKING CARLY. - WHAT A DICK. 305 00:14:58,349 --> 00:15:02,960 - LUCKY FOR ME YOU'RE ON COMMITTEE, HUH? - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I AM ON THE COMMITTEE. 306 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,743 - YUP. LUCKY FOR ME, RIGHT? 307 00:15:05,952 --> 00:15:08,110 - I MIGHT EVEN BE RANKING MEMBER. 308 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:09,031 I DON'T KNOW. 309 00:15:09,231 --> 00:15:10,853 NEVER GONE OVER THERE. 310 00:15:13,386 --> 00:15:14,972 GOD. 311 00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:16,085 YEAH, ANDY, WHAT'S UP? 312 00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:18,170 THERE'S A SPARE KEY 313 00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:22,275 BEHIND THE SHUTTER. WHY? 314 00:15:22,475 --> 00:15:26,886 - MM. AY, BABY. 315 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,593 BEST NOONER EVER. 316 00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:32,036 - WHAT'S THAT, LIKE, ITS OWN CATEGORY OR SOMETHING? 317 00:15:32,202 --> 00:15:35,650 - YOU KNOW IT IS. 318 00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:41,133 LOOK AT ALL YOUR CHILDHOOD BLING. 319 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,262 WHAT'S THAT ONE ON THE RIGHT? 320 00:15:42,462 --> 00:15:43,998 THE ONE WITH THE LITTLE TORCH-Y THING? 321 00:15:44,198 --> 00:15:45,875 - 1985 FLORIDA REGIONALS 322 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,028 SPEECH AND DEBATE FIRST PLACE. 323 00:15:48,228 --> 00:15:52,264 I MEAN, I DON'T REMEMBER. 324 00:15:56,335 --> 00:15:59,700 - I GOTTA TAKE THIS. - YEAH. 325 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:01,950 - HEY, BENNY, WHAT'S UP? 326 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:03,604 NO, NO, NO. NOW'S A GOOD TIME. 327 00:16:04,932 --> 00:16:07,724 MM-HMM. UH-HUH. 328 00:16:07,924 --> 00:16:09,834 OKAY, WELL, ARE THEY GONNA CLOSE? 329 00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:11,663 - I GOTTA TAKE THIS. 330 00:16:11,863 --> 00:16:13,124 HEY, CAT. 331 00:16:13,324 --> 00:16:15,152 NO, NO, NOW'S GOOD. 332 00:16:15,352 --> 00:16:16,821 WHO DID? WHY? 333 00:16:17,021 --> 00:16:20,252 - BENNY, THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE. - OH, THAT FUCKER! 334 00:16:20,452 --> 00:16:23,952 - WE'VE BEENDOING BUSINESS WITH THEM FOR YEARS. YOU CAN TELL MARTINA THAT WE HAD A CLOSED DEAL 335 00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:24,152 AND IF HER GODDAMN COKEHEAD HUSBAND... 336 00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:27,281 - DOES MCCULLEN KNOW ABOUT THIS? WELL, THEN FUCK HIM TOO. I'M OUT. 337 00:16:27,481 --> 00:16:29,170 - I'M SICK OF THESE TWO! - THIS IS NO LONGER A GANG OF 6. 338 00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:31,060 NOW IT'S A GANG OF FUCKING 5. - LET THEM KNOW I'M SERIOUS. 339 00:16:31,185 --> 00:16:33,345 BYE, GOTTA GO. - SEE HOW FAR THAT GETS 'EM. 340 00:16:38,911 --> 00:16:43,687 - SO WHY DO YOU KEEP THEM? - I DON'T KNOW. 341 00:16:43,887 --> 00:16:47,674 I LIKE BRIGHT, SHINY THINGS, I GUESS. 342 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,710 MY WEAKNESS, YOU MIGHT SAY. 343 00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:52,867 - THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 344 00:16:59,512 --> 00:17:00,643 - YOU EVER BEEN TO AFGHANISTAN, SON? 345 00:17:00,843 --> 00:17:02,172 - NO, COACH. EXCEPT FOR COMING TO THE STATES, 346 00:17:02,372 --> 00:17:03,833 I'VE NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE LAGOS. 347 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,492 - YOU GONNA LOVE IT THERE. - I'M GOING TO AFGHANISTAN? 348 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,244 - I JUST MADE YOUR DAY, DIDN'T I? 349 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,727 I GOTTA GO ON THIS DAMN CODEL NEXT WEEK, 350 00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:12,688 RAISE MY PROFILE FOR THE PRIMARY. 351 00:17:12,888 --> 00:17:14,009 MADDIE'S GONNA TRY TO STICK ME WITH TAMMY, 352 00:17:14,209 --> 00:17:15,837 BUT I DON'T WANT A DAMN BABYSITTER 353 00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:16,883 SPOILING THE FUN PARTS. 354 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:19,077 - THERE ARE FUN PARTS IN AFGHANISTAN? 355 00:17:19,277 --> 00:17:20,946 - YEAH, ON THE BASE. 356 00:17:21,195 --> 00:17:23,646 YOU GET TO DRIVE MRAPS AND SHIT. 357 00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:26,637 PLAY WITH ALL THE TOYS. 358 00:17:28,921 --> 00:17:30,873 THE MILITARY LETS YOU DO THAT? 359 00:17:31,082 --> 00:17:31,961 - HELL, YES, HAKEEM. 360 00:17:32,161 --> 00:17:34,079 I SIT ON THE DAMN ARMED SERVICES COMMITTEE. 361 00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:38,641 I COULD FLY A DRONE UP DIGGER MANCUSI'S ASS IF I WANTED. 362 00:17:40,136 --> 00:17:41,839 HOW MANY IS THAT? 363 00:17:42,005 --> 00:17:43,168 - NINE FOR NINE, COACH. 364 00:17:43,368 --> 00:17:46,117 - I'M ON FIRE. 365 00:17:51,725 --> 00:17:53,594 - SENATOR, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND... 366 00:17:53,794 --> 00:17:54,723 - OH, DON'T DO THAT, AARON. 367 00:17:54,923 --> 00:17:56,751 - OKAY, WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS REALLY GOOD. 368 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:57,789 NO INDICTMENT. 369 00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,538 - WHAT? 370 00:18:00,738 --> 00:18:01,826 - YOU WERE RIGHT. 371 00:18:02,026 --> 00:18:03,488 16 JUSTICE-LOVING CITIZENS, 372 00:18:03,688 --> 00:18:06,346 WHILE NOT QUITE BRIGHT ENOUGH TO WEASEL OUT OF GRAND JURY DUTY, 373 00:18:06,546 --> 00:18:09,718 KNEW A WEAK CASE WHEN THEY HEARD ONE. 374 00:18:09,918 --> 00:18:14,072 - ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE WHOLE THING JUST, LIKE, WENT AWAY? 375 00:18:14,272 --> 00:18:16,688 - WELL, YES, SENATOR, I AM SAYING THAT. 376 00:18:20,511 --> 00:18:22,678 YES. THANK YOU, JESUS. 377 00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:28,983 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, SWEET LORD. YOU TOO, ALLAH, YAHWEH, LORD BUDDHA. 378 00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:30,722 WHO AM I... WHO AM I MISSING? 379 00:18:30,922 --> 00:18:32,687 WHO AM I FORGETTING? - REAGAN. 380 00:18:32,887 --> 00:18:34,453 OKAY, YEAH... NO. I-I DON'T BUMP. 381 00:18:34,653 --> 00:18:37,415 - REAGAN, REAGAN, REAGAN, REAGAN. HUGE PROPS, ALL YOU CATS, HUGE. 382 00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:40,157 CHAMPAGNE. HUH? CHAMPAGNE. - YEAH, I... 383 00:18:40,357 --> 00:18:41,652 - NO, NO, NO. LIQUOR LOBBYISTS 384 00:18:41,852 --> 00:18:43,148 CAME THROUGH HERE LAST WEEK, 385 00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:44,776 FORGOT THIS ON MY DESK. 386 00:18:44,976 --> 00:18:47,052 - TECHNICALLY IT'S BANNED UNDER SENATE RU... OKAY. 387 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,401 - SHH, COME ON, IT'S SAMPLER. 388 00:18:48,601 --> 00:18:49,751 WHATCHU TALKIN' ABOUT WILLIS? 389 00:18:49,951 --> 00:18:50,915 IT'S A SAMPLE. 390 00:18:51,082 --> 00:18:52,742 LIKE A DRUG SALESMAN GIVES TO A DOCTOR. 391 00:18:52,942 --> 00:18:55,201 - WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE BAD NEWS. 392 00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,502 - AARON, YOU CAN NOT RUIN THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY. 393 00:18:57,702 --> 00:18:59,804 - YOU KNOW, THE ETHICS COMMITTEE INVESTIGATION... 394 00:19:00,004 --> 00:19:01,382 - YEAH, I-I KNOW IT'S STILL ON. 395 00:19:01,582 --> 00:19:02,844 OKAY, THERE. HUH? 396 00:19:03,044 --> 00:19:04,871 I LAUGH AT YOUR BAD NEWS. 397 00:19:05,071 --> 00:19:06,291 I SCOFF AT IT. 398 00:19:06,491 --> 00:19:07,617 - THEY'RE STARTING DELIBERATIONS 399 00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:08,743 NEXT WEEK ON CONDUCT UNBECOMING. 400 00:19:08,943 --> 00:19:11,601 THE TALK IS CENSURE OR POSSIBLY EXPULSION. 401 00:19:24,809 --> 00:19:25,689 FUCK ME WITH A LAWN CHAIR! 402 00:19:25,889 --> 00:19:27,800 - OKAY, SO THIS IS ALL A LITTLE MORE BIPOLAR 403 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,212 THAN I CAN HANDLE, SENATOR. 404 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,953 I'M GONNA GO BACK TO WORK NOW. 405 00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:36,481 - LAWN CHAIR? 406 00:19:38,641 --> 00:19:40,344 - WHAT IS IT, TAMMY? 407 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:41,714 - WHERE ARE YOU, SIR? 408 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,093 IF I GIVE YOU MY COORDINATES, 409 00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:45,203 WILL YOU PROMISE NOT TO BOTHER ME AGAIN TODAY? 410 00:19:45,403 --> 00:19:46,947 - I PROMISE, SENATOR. 411 00:19:47,147 --> 00:19:48,692 - WELL, I'M WALKING HOME. 412 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,569 BUSTER NEEDED THE EXERCISE. 413 00:19:50,769 --> 00:19:52,730 - WELL, THE REASON I'M CALLING IS TO REMIND YOU 414 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,757 THAT YOU AND SENATOR BETTENCOURT ARE BEING PICKED UP 415 00:19:54,957 --> 00:19:56,709 IN FIVE MINUTES IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE. 416 00:19:56,909 --> 00:19:57,797 - OH, SHIT. 417 00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,866 THAT PRIVATE CONTRACTOR DEAL. 418 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,286 OKAY. 419 00:20:01,486 --> 00:20:05,515 I'LL PICK UP THE PACE. 420 00:20:13,449 --> 00:20:16,565 COME ON, BUS. 421 00:20:22,546 --> 00:20:23,965 - OH, GREAT. 422 00:20:24,165 --> 00:20:26,491 YOU'RE ALREADY LATE AND NOW YOU GOTTA TAKE A SHOWER. 423 00:20:26,691 --> 00:20:29,565 - NO, I DON'T. 424 00:20:31,849 --> 00:20:33,843 GIMME FIVE MINUTES. 425 00:20:36,128 --> 00:20:39,168 - OH, MY GOD, SENATOR. 426 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:43,480 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN WATERBOARDED. 427 00:20:48,299 --> 00:20:52,286 - LOOK ALL YOU WANT, ADRIANA. 428 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:55,359 NO SHAME TO IT. 429 00:20:56,564 --> 00:21:00,935 - EXCUSE ME, SENATOR, I'M JUST GONNA... 430 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:05,506 I'M JUST GONNA FINISH UP IN MY CAR. 431 00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:10,688 - ANYWAY, THEY'VE GOT ME GOING TO AFGHANISTAN NOW. 432 00:21:10,888 --> 00:21:13,138 CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION. 433 00:21:13,345 --> 00:21:14,557 PERFECTLY SAFE. 434 00:21:14,757 --> 00:21:17,299 BUT I'LL HAVE TO MISS LORNA'S TOURNAMENT. 435 00:21:17,499 --> 00:21:22,317 - OH, YOU SOUND DOWN, LITTLE JOHN. - I'M FINE, JUST A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED. 436 00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:23,791 HASN'T BEEN A GOOD WEEK. 437 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,066 - HOW SO, SWEETHEART? 438 00:21:25,266 --> 00:21:27,965 - WELL, FOR STARTERS IT FEATURED WIDESPREAD RIDICULE. 439 00:21:28,165 --> 00:21:29,296 - OH, THE COLBERT REPORT? 440 00:21:29,628 --> 00:21:31,373 OH, COME ON, LOUIS. EVERYONE LOVED IT. 441 00:21:31,622 --> 00:21:33,491 MY STUDENTS COULD TALK OF LITTLE ELSE OVER LUNCH. 442 00:21:33,691 --> 00:21:36,489 - LOUISE, BEING THE OBJECT OF DISCUSSION 443 00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:39,555 IN A HIGH SCHOOL CAFETERIA IS NEVER A GOOD THING. 444 00:21:39,755 --> 00:21:40,767 TRUST ME. 445 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,127 - YOU'RE RIGHT, DEAR. 446 00:21:43,327 --> 00:21:46,076 IT WASN 'T GOOD. 447 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,479 - LET'S BOOGIE. 448 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:04,360 - HEY, ISN'T THAT YOUR TAMMY? 449 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,513 - JESUS, SHE CHECKS ON EVERYTHING. 450 00:22:06,713 --> 00:22:07,974 I'M A GROWN MAN. 451 00:22:08,174 --> 00:22:12,245 - SENATORS, BO CARTHAGE AT 1.00. 452 00:22:12,445 --> 00:22:14,745 - ROBERT, SENATOR BIGGS. 453 00:22:14,945 --> 00:22:17,685 LOVE THE CARTHAGE SECURITY SHOUT OUT AT THE FILIBUSTER. 454 00:22:17,885 --> 00:22:18,849 GOLD. 455 00:22:18,974 --> 00:22:20,244 SENATORS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET 456 00:22:20,444 --> 00:22:21,515 AN OUTSTANDING YOUNG PATRIOT. 457 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:24,415 THIS IS RETIRED SPECIAL FORCES CAPTAIN BRANDON CARSHAW. 458 00:22:24,615 --> 00:22:25,619 ONE OF MY BEST PEOPLE. 459 00:22:25,819 --> 00:22:26,907 HE HANDLES AFGHANISTAN. 460 00:22:27,107 --> 00:22:27,995 - WELCOME HOME, CAPTAIN. 461 00:22:28,195 --> 00:22:30,387 HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING A PRIVATE CONTRACTOR? 462 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,535 - DO I LIKE PULLING DOWN A 1/4 MIL A YEAR? 463 00:22:33,735 --> 00:22:35,495 VERY MUCH, SIR. 464 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:36,873 - MUST MAKE UP FOR ALL THE YEARS EATING SCORPIONS 465 00:22:37,073 --> 00:22:38,332 AND DRINKING YOUR OWN PISS. 466 00:22:38,499 --> 00:22:39,834 - NOT JUST MINE, SIR. 467 00:22:40,084 --> 00:22:41,511 IT'S THE PRICE OF FREEDOM. 468 00:22:41,711 --> 00:22:43,597 - I UNDERSTAND YOU GENTS ARE HEADING OVER 469 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:46,758 TO THE SANDBOX NEXT WEEK. - SOME GOOD INTEL THERE, BO. 470 00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:47,601 - UH, GENTLEMEN, IF I MIGHT JUST 471 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:49,182 STEAL THE SENATOR FOR A FEW MOMENTS. 472 00:22:49,382 --> 00:22:50,763 HE'S GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE TO THANK. 473 00:22:50,963 --> 00:22:51,598 - AND ANYTHING I CAN DO 474 00:22:51,764 --> 00:22:52,644 ON THE SECURITY FRONT, SIR, 475 00:22:52,844 --> 00:22:53,725 JUST LET ME KNOW, I'D BE HAPPY 476 00:22:53,925 --> 00:22:54,610 TO COORDINATE THE TRIP. 477 00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:56,404 - THANK YOU, CAPTAIN. - THIS WAY, SIR. 478 00:22:56,604 --> 00:22:59,899 - I'VE GOT SOMEBODY THAT DOES THAT FOR ME, BUT SHE'S NEVER AROUND WHEN YOU WANT HER 479 00:23:00,099 --> 00:23:01,818 AND ALWAYS AROUND WHEN YOU DON 'T. 480 00:23:02,018 --> 00:23:03,612 - SOUNDS LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND. 481 00:23:03,812 --> 00:23:06,874 AND MY WIFE. 482 00:23:07,074 --> 00:23:08,743 - THAT'S HILARIOUS. 483 00:23:08,993 --> 00:23:09,669 I GOTTA GO, FELLAS. 484 00:23:09,869 --> 00:23:11,375 I GOTTA GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 485 00:23:11,575 --> 00:23:12,881 I GOT TYPE ''A'' DIABETES. 486 00:23:13,081 --> 00:23:15,959 - SO, THIS IS DONNY MAYKITT FROM HALLIBURTON. 487 00:23:16,159 --> 00:23:17,654 - NO, NO, NO, NO. - HE GIVES... 488 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:18,838 - NO, NO, NO. COME ON. 489 00:23:19,005 --> 00:23:20,673 DONNY, GOOD TO SEE YOU, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 490 00:23:20,873 --> 00:23:22,726 TAMMY. - GOOD EVENING, SENATOR. 491 00:23:22,926 --> 00:23:24,844 - EVENING. YOU KNOW AARON STIMSON, DON'T YOU? 492 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:25,938 MY CHIEF OF STAFF? 493 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,014 - YES, OF COURSE. WE'VE MET. 494 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:31,445 - HEY. - HEY. 495 00:23:31,645 --> 00:23:35,190 - WELL, I'LL SEE YOU TWO LATER. 496 00:23:41,906 --> 00:23:43,742 - SO, MY... MY BOSS, HE DOES THAT. 497 00:23:43,942 --> 00:23:45,711 - YES, I'VE HEARD. 498 00:23:45,911 --> 00:23:50,041 - SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO, LIKE, STAND HERE CHILLING WITH ME. 499 00:23:50,241 --> 00:23:52,585 - I KNOW. 500 00:23:56,006 --> 00:23:58,008 - OH. 501 00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:53,748 - LOUIS? 502 00:24:53,948 --> 00:24:55,417 AH! OKAY, PERFECT. 503 00:24:55,617 --> 00:24:58,537 OKAY, RECEPTION AT THE MEXICAN EMBASSY. 504 00:24:58,737 --> 00:25:01,716 THIS OR THIS? 505 00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:05,045 - THE DIANE VON FURSTENBERG. 506 00:25:05,245 --> 00:25:06,338 IT'S ICONIC. 507 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:07,632 - CORRECTO. 508 00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,678 GRACIAS, LOUIS. 509 00:25:09,878 --> 00:25:16,878 (c)CREATE AND SYNCH BY KiBERLiNE, 2013 510 00:25:16,928 --> 00:25:21,478 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36788

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