All language subtitles for Alone Together s02e02 Pootie.eng

[QUARTER DROPS IN JUKEBOX]

["COME GO WITH ME"
BY THE DEL-VIKINGS PLAYS]

? Dom dom dom dom dom Dom be dooby ?

? Dom dom dom dom dom Dom be dooby ?

? Dom dom dom dom dom Dom be dooby dom ?

? Wah wah wah wah ?

? Well, I love, love you, darlin' ?

? Come and go with me ?

? Come go with me Way beyond the sea ?

? I need you darlin'
So come go with me ?

? Dom be dooby dom Come come come come ?

? Come into my heart Tell me, darlin' ?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Are you tipping my dancing?

- Yeah.
- I'm not a stripper,

but, obviously, I will keep this.

In the '50s, you could
buy a house with that.

Get in character.

What's the point of being
a dancing waitress

if there's no one here to see me?

I enjoyed it!
The homeless guy who used the bathroom,

he was really enthusiastic about you.

If I'm ever gonna get the chance

to dance at the lunch rush,
I've gotta up my game.

Have you thought about doing warm-ups?

Look at the hat guy's doin'.

Oh, my God. That's Neel.
He gets all the best shifts.

- [PHONE BUZZES] I'm sorry. One sec.
- I heard he just bought a Kia.

That's a big deal for a waiter.

I just got the biggest
e-mail of my life.

I am now the proud owner
of a Black Longnose Tang Fish!

I don't know how
you care about fish this much.

People who like the band Phish,

they don't care this much about Phish.

This fish is super rare.
It's only legal in Florida.

I spent my entire
aquatic budget for the year,

and now it's mine. All I
gotta do is go pick him up

from a really shady foot spa on Fairfax.

OK, well, that sounds illegal,
and I want no part of it,

but I will say this,
as your best friend,

well, your only friend, so
your best friend by default,

I really hope this is the fish
that fills your void.

- We are all rooting for you.
- God, I hope so.

And by "we all," I do mean
just me, but... hi.

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[BENJI] Like all the sailfin tangs,

the longnose is a great
addition to any tank.

So... yeah. It's pretty cool stuff.

That's, like, too cool.

- [ESTHER] Kick ball change.
- [BENJI] Easy, dude!

This isn't exactly street legal.

[GASPS] Oh, my God.

[ESTHER] Those are the shoes Neel wears.

I mean, Sedaka, Patrick Harris, Diamond?

You can't just hit me
with a "Neal" and expect me

- to know who you're talking about.
- Neel! From the diner?

Did you know he was on screen
for six seconds

in "Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights"?

[ESTHER] I need those shoes.

Please don't make me go in the store.

It looks like one of those places
where teenagers spend $100

just to buy a hat
that says "Dirtbag" on it.

Oh, hell yes.

[HIP HOP PLAYING]

Oh, this is a skater place?

I'm really scared of skater boys,

so I'm gonna grab the shoes,
and we'll just get outta here.

Yo, is that a fish in a bucket?

I ain't tryin' to have
pets in the store, man.

Unless it's that YouTube
skateboardin' dog.

That lil' bitch rips!

This is an emotional support
animal. I have papers.

Oh, I mean, this is like
some chicken and egg shit,

but do you think
your emotional trauma might be

because you're walkin' around
with a fish in a bucket?

Have you thought that maybe
you're not that cool...?

What's that? I'm sorry,
I can't hear you!

[MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES]

This is what you live and die by? This?

[MAN] ? Phat-Phat-Phat-Phat
Chew Phat Chew ?

- That's my name. (MOUTHS WITH MUSIC)
- ? Phat Chew ?

Really original to have your
name be "Fat" and a DJ.

Fatboy Slim did that already.

I having trouble hearing
the haters right now!

You're a laptop DJ in a shoe store!

Not impressed!

[HIP HOP PLAYING]

OK, Benji, be honest. How do I look?

Do I look like a cool basketball guy?

Am I a Globetrotter?
I mean, I don't know, tell me.

Yeah, Esther, you look like
a dude who's seven feet tall

- and can spin a basketball on his nose.
- I'm getting them!

[NO AUDIO]

Heads up, anemics!

Oh! Ooh! Oh!

Ooh!

Oh, my God, my tang!

Yo, that's my bad.

Do you have any idea
how rare this fish is?

It's completely legal, but you
could've done some serious damage!

Look at him. He looks dazed.

He could be concussed.

Seems like he's just chillin'.

OK. I need to speak to the owner
of this place right now.

Oh, gosh, OK, sir. Um, I'll
get him for you right now.

- Thank you.
- Found him!

It's me! Whoo!

Are you telling me
that in the nonsense reality

of this store, you're owner and the DJ?

Yeah. I'm multi-hyph, bitch.
Count them hyphens.

- I can't believe how much I hate you.
- Count them hyphens!

['50S POP MUSIC PLAYING]

[WOMAN SINGING] ? How can
you mend a broken heart ?

Damn, Neel, you've got the goods.

Hey, Esther, the lunch rush
starts in about 15 minutes,

so maybe a little less watch-y,
a little more wipe-y.

Got it. I'm so sorry, Annette.
I just got lost in Neel's hips.

I get it, OK? But there's a ketchup
smudge on the table you just wiped.

So please do better.
This isn't a Johnny Rockets, OK?

It's a Jimmy Fifties.

Aw! [LAUGHS]

[SIGHS]

Neel, hi. I'm so sorry to bother you.

- I'm a big fan.
- Thank you.

Um, do you have any advice
you could give

to someone like me
who's tryin' to break in?

Of course, I'm happy to help.

My best piece of advice is,

"Dance like no one is watching." Eh?

Really? [GASPS] No one is
watching me, so that's great.

Listen, um, rumor is
that there's an opening

at the flagship in Ana-heim.

Ana-heim? Is that the same as "Anaheim"?

Yeah. That's what I said. Ana-heim.

The big show? You think I...
I could... do the big show?

Oh, no. I mean, when I get it,

it could open up a spot for you here.

But until then, I need you
right where you are.

I can't dance on those tables

if you don't wipe them down
so well. We're symbiotic.

You know that means so much to me.
And I just want you to know

that you are way more symbiotic
than me. Obviously.

Sure, but... Symbiotic,
we're... Thank you.

Esther, OK, I saw your little
yak sesh back there with Neel.

Not cool, OK? Know your place.

- Do not mingle with the A-listers.
- Got it.

Also, the world's saddest boy
in table seven needs some help.

Please get to it.

Benji, Neel is so down-to-earth.

He is exactly the same off the
table as he is on the table.

I mean, as a performer, he's impressive,

but I've been waiting for 45
minutes for French fries.

- Oh. -Attention, Jimmy
Fifties diners!

I heard it through the grapevine

that little Caleb is our
Chuck Berry birthday boy!

He-he-he, yea-ah!

['50S ROCK 'N ROLL PLAYING]

Oh! Ha ha!

[GIGGLES] I hear it!

Oh, my God. He's gonna do
the birthday table jump.

This is huge.

Happy birthday, little boy.

Your mom's cold-feeding you trans fats.

- [EVERYONE GASPS]
- [NEEL] Oh!

Oh, my gosh, Neel!

[NEEL] Oh, why!

Why! Why!

[NEEL SOBBING]

Oh, my God. I was on puddle duty.

[GASPS] Is this my fault?

I'm in pain!

- Are you gonna call 911?
- We're not allowed to!

They didn't invent 911 until 1968.

Someone, ring the police!

Maybe it's not your fault Neel fell.

He could have weak ankles, like me.

I've been doing yoga for,
like, ten years,

and I still fall during standing bow.

I'm a monster. I literally
destroyed something beautiful.

- What have I become? -I think you're
being really hard on yourself.

Let's try to calm down.
Oh! Let's feed Pootie.

That calms me down!

I named my tang "Pootie."

[SCREAMS]

What's going on?

Pootie's dead!

Pootie, as you are cremated,

may your ashes return into the
salted waters that gave you to us.

? Amazing grace How sweet the sound ?

Your life was cut tragically short.

Your potential stolen
by a guy who looks like

an entire Urban Outfitters
threw up on him.

? But now... am found ?

And so, Pootie, farewell.

- You're in God's tank now.
- [ESTHER HUMMING]

? Jolly good fellow... ?

Could you say a little something
for what I did to Neel?

Just kinda make sure I'm covered.

Neel is a dancing waiter
who hurt his shoulder.

I'm currently mourning

one of the most sought-after
saltwater fish on the planet.

I mean, if I go in and tell the truth,

people will eventually
forgive me, right?

Tonya Harding is, like, a hero now.

I'm not saying my story is movie-worthy.
That'd be crazy, right?

If they, like, saw this story
and then made a movie about it.

Esther, life is meaningless chaos.

You gotta just grab whatever joy you can

before the things you love
die right in front of you.

Oh. Good to know.

- [TOASTER OVEN DINGS]
- Do I set this to, like, "boil,"

- 'cause it's not even cremated.
- [HIP HOP PLAYING]

[MAN FROM LAPTOP] Phat Chew! Phat Chew!
The one and only Phat Chew!

You killed my tang, dude!

That fish cost $1400
and you gotta pay for it!

Bro, seriously, I ain't givin'
you money for a dead fish!

Yes, you are. You killed my tang, dude.

[LAUGHS] Do you have any idea
how hilarious it sounds

every single time you say that? "Tang."

Do the right thing.
You have a half pipe in here.

You've gotta have liability insurance.

For the last time, man, no.

You need to take your fish
problems somewhere else.

This is a place of business
and bein' dope as hell.

Business and bein' dope as hell!

Know what isn't dope as hell?

- Murdering people's beloved...
- [AIR HORN SOUND]

[MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES]

[PLAYS MULTIPLE AIR HORNS]

- Really?!
- [AIR HORNS CONTINUE]

That's really good. Nice detail.

I don't give a shit.

Cool, cool. Neither did Basquiat.

What's your name, man?

Stainz. With a "Z."

Oh. Yeah, you really put
your own spin on it.

Hey, Stainz, how would you like to make

a little extra cash for your vandalism?

I mean, I was gonna rob you, but...

I guess I'm down to collab.

I'm glad we segued out of robbery

into something artistic.

So, is it illegal to watch
someone do a graffiti?

Like, am I an accessory
to a graffiti right now?

No one says "graffiti," Dad.

I'm done.

- You're done?
- Where's my cash?

Well, traditionally, a tang
fish has a black oval body

and blue pectoral fins, so we're gonna
have to do another pass at this

and maybe add in some more detail.

That would've been better
if you would've told me that

before I started. You
literally just said "a fish."

- Well, I had "tang" in mind.
- [POLICE SIRENS APPROACHING]

Do you hear that? Oh, my God.

Dude, just take it. Run! Five-O, dude!

[POLICE SIREN CONTINUES]

What's the code
for the Big Bopper Bibimbap?

- [NEEL] It's "5-1-5."
- Neel?

- Yeah.
- What are you doing here?

You should be at home resting.

Not with my medical bills.

But the restaurant is letting me
pick up some extra shifts, so...

Sure, it's still nice to be bringing

the kids joy, though,
by bussing their tables.

Listen, could you be a dear
and help me get these lemon wedges?

I've been trying for 15 minutes, so...

OK, Neel, there's something
that I have to talk to you...

- Neel! Come on.
- Yeah?

There's lemons everywhere, OK?

Less blab-y, more bus-y.

- I got it.
- OK.

You. I'm gonna need you to move

to the lunch rush shift, OK?
You're taking Neel's spot.

Wait, you want me
to work the lunch rush?

- Yeah.
- This is like when Sutton Foster

was the understudy
and then she became the lead

and ended up winning the Tony.
I never even dreamed

or obsessed and imagined
that this could happen to me.

Well, it's temporary, OK?

So just do the best you can
to not blow it.

You won't regret this,
Annette. I will kill it.

- K.
- [NEEL STAMMERS]

Neel, I want you to know
that every single step

I take out there is gonna be for you.

That's very sweet of you.

But can you seriously help me
with these lemons?

I can't, I have to go call my parents.

[BENJI] Wow, so you're,
like, the star now.

Yeah! And Neel is.... He's doing good.

Check it out! Pootie has been avenged.

I'm pretty much what would
happen if John Wick was Banksy.

Benji, you did graffiti?
Are you high on a drug?

Is it Xanax? I've heard about Xanax.

Yo, Chad, you really do
murder tang, bro! [LAUGHS]

OK, so, my tag is being misconstrued

as a pretty immature sex joke,

but the point is, revenge achieved.

Why did you sign it "Phat Chew"?

Isn't that the guy
that you really don't like?

Oh, whassup! Man, y'all gonna
make this bigger

than that "Ermahgerd" girl.
[LAUGHS] She's still mad funny.

Pootie would not have approved of this.

Oh, and don't forget, if you tag
"@Supertrill" on the 'grams,

I'll give you 10% off all purchases.

Profiting off the vandalism I paid a
guy to make with my parents' money.

This Phat Chew's the lowest
piece of shit possible.

- [CAMERA PHONE CLICKING]
- I... Really?

Oh, it's 10% off, and I love coupons.

Also, the lighting is so good!

[CAMERA PHONE CLICKS]

[SINGING SCALES]

- He posted again!
- What's up, Chew Tang Clan!

Hey, I just wanna thank y'all so much

for supportin' my store,
and comin' to check out my art.

That's me, right there.
Phat Chew! [LAUGHS]

That's it. I gotta play
by street rules now.

Do you know street rules?

You look like you only know
cul-de-sac rules.

Maybe Old Benji didn't know
street rules,

but Old Benji died with Pootie.
You're lookin' at Street Benji.

And when ya take Street Benji's tag,

he comes right back at ya
and tags harder.

Hey, Stainz. I wanted to inquire,

would you be interested in doing
some more vandalism for me?

[WOMAN SINGING]
? When will the sun come out ?

? And dry these tears ?

Sorry, folks. Th... That was my fault.

I got it. I got it. I have to learn.

Hey, gorgeous. You look amazing.

And I don't want to freak you out,

but, um, I just found out

that Doug Hester is coming tonight.

Shut up. Doug Hester?

- Yup.
- From Anaheim?

I mean, he's the godfather

of nostalgia-based themed restaurants.

Oh, I know. And word on the street is,

he's looking for new talent.

[GASPS] Anaheim Garden Walk?

That's Disney-adjacent.

It's the flagship.

I mean, I guess I can't
stay in Hollywood forever.

- No.
- When Anaheim Garden Walk calls,

you pick up the phone.

You know what? Jimmy
Fifties, if he did exist,

would be very, very proud of you.

I know I'm proud of you.

You heard. Doug Hester. Anaheim.

Ana-heim. Don't worry.

Whatever happens today is your destiny.

It's the world giving back
what you put into it.

I mean, you've earned this,
haven't you, Esther?

- I... Neel?
- Yeah?

I...

I'm finished with my shake. Thank you.

Wait, no, I... I think
I changed my mind.

Bro, I don't got all day, OK?
Just tell me what you want me to paint.

Just trying to get into a flow here.
I want it to be minimalist,

but I also want it to say,
"Stole a fish,

said a tag was his that wasn't,"

but it can't read
as an accidental sex joke.

Man, let's just draw a big dick
on here and call it a day.

Again, Stainz, you've been
heard, and you've been rejected.

Hey, what the hell y'all doin'?

Oh! Skrt skrt,
what'd y'all do to my art?

It's mine! You can't just take other
people's art and pretend it's yours.

Uh, I'm a DJ. That's exactly
what I do, bruh.

- You're a shoe salesman.
- Well, if I'm a shoe salesman,

I'm a artistic one. And that's my art.

I painted this, so y'all are both wack.

Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.

Ain't no intellectual property
in the modern age.

My store, my wall, my art.

You're an idiot. That's
my paint on that wall.

Not yours! Your fish didn't die!

[POLICE SIREN WHOOPS]

[OFFICER THROUGH MEGAPHONE]
OK, who's the vandal?

- This guy, officer.
- His name's Stainz!

With a "Z"! That's "S" as in "Sarah,"

"T" as in "Terrarium,"
"A" as in "Applegate,"

- "I" as in "Igloo"...
- Him, officer. It was all him.

[SINGING SCALES]

It's a big night tonight.
Ah, we've got a busload

of German tourists
and two little league teams.

Annette, we both know
there's only one customer

out there who matters tonight.

Mr. Anaheim himself, Doug Hester.

Table ten.

- You can feel his power.
- Yeah.

That man singlehandedly
brought the '50s to the '90s.

OK, listen up. This is your moment,
and I want you to take it.

And then afterwards,

table 20's asking
for more ranch dressing.

- Copy that.
- OK.

Attention, owner of the red hatchback

with the "Who saved who" bumper
sticker, your lights are on.

And while I have you, what are dreams?

Dreams are the small steps
we take every day

on the path to where we belong.

I'd like to dedicate
tonight's performance

to Buddy Holly, Richie
Valens, and my muse,

Olivia Newton-John Travolta.

Thank you.

And-a one, and-a two,
and a shooby doo...

['50S POP MUSIC PLAYING]

[WOMAN SINGING] ? How can
you mend a broken heart? ?

Wait! Stop!

Listen, everyone, I love Esther.

And she is a serviceable dancer.

But she is hiding a terrible secret.

Wait. Neel, you know?

I knew something was up, but only now,
did I just put the details together.

How can you live with yourself?

I'm so sorry, Neel. I was so
distracted, I left a puddle.

I had no idea you would fall.

This is because of you?!

Wait, let's back up. You go first?

I was just gonna tell everybody that
you've been stealing milkshakes.

Katie! The tubs!

Ladies. Gentlemen. Mr. Doug Hester, GM.

This woman has stolen the equivalent

of four 20-gallon tubs

of cookies 'n cream milkshake
from our beloved establishment.

She has not been paying
for those milkshakes?

You have, like, four a shift.

I was told drinks are
complimentary for staff.

Fountain drinks. Not dessert
and specialty beverages.

Oh. Oops?

You owe Jimmy Fifties
$1,275 and 84 cents.

- I did the math.
- [GROANS]

I mean, Esther, you're obviously fired.

- I... [SNIFFS]
- [NEEL SCOFFS]

What the heck, man?

I thought you said we were symbiotic.

I watched you steal my sneakers, my
moves, and all those milkshakes.

There was no way I was gonna let
you steal my spot in Ana-heim.

See ya, Esther.

[SIGHS] You'll always be
my favorite part

of "Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights."

[WOMAN] Hey!

[DOOR JINGLES]

Oh, wow, look!

Stainz got hired
to make a mural downtown.

I think I should reach out
to him with some ideas.

We kinda had a
Lennon/McCartney thing going.

Can you explain that, but in "Beyonc�"?

I'm Beyonc�, and Stainz is
one of Destiny's other Children.

Which Childs? Kelly, Michelle,
LeToya, LaTavia, Farrah...?

Did you not hear the first part
of the story? Kelly, obviously.

Oh.

[SLURPS] Oh, my God!
I think I finally nailed it.

These taste exactly like
the cookies 'n cream shakes

- at Jimmy Fifties.
- Really?

[SLURPS]

Tastes like you poured milk
into a bag of cookies

- and shook it.
- OK, Mr. Judgey.

You know what? Why don't we see
if the fish like it?

You can't give fish milkshakes.

Pootie liked milkshakes.

You give Pootie milkshakes?

Wait, let's back up. You go first?

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