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ANNOUNCER:
Previously, on "All Night"...
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- I just have one last word
for the class of 2018.
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Party!
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- For every person out there,
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tonight's their last night
to run this place,
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their last night to find love.
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CASSIE: Back to you and Fig.
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Come on, make a move already.
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Time to take a chance.
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- Cosplay_queen_7.
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Internet goddess,
you have eluded us thus far.
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And tonight, we will find you.
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- This is supposed to be the
beginning of our life together.
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What if it's the beginning
of us drifting apart?
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- Oh, my God,
Cas, there you are.
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- I do not understand
this friendship.
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- She's fun.
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? ?
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- Maybe you just wanna
window shop it?
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- How much?
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- I wouldn't have thought
this was your scene.
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- You know what'd make
it more my scene? A drink.
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- I've got a stash
in the basement.
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? ?
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- [gasp]
What the hell?
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[door clanging]
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- Oh, shit.
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- This grad party's
gonna be everything.
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- Where will I be in 20 years?
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Ideally, attending
parties slightly more fun
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than being locked
in the gym all night.
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- I refuse to believe
that this is the last time
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that everyone will be together.
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My friends and I have been
through everything together,
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and you just
can't replace that.
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I don't even feel like
things will be fun next year
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because I won't
be experiencing them
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with Alexis and Roni, but...
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Nope...
[laughs]
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This question is really sad.
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I don't like this.
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- I guess I don't know
where I'll be,
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but I know I won't forget
everyone that I met here.
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There's something
special about the people
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who watched you
become a person.
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- Premieres, press junkets,
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volunteering so everyone
can see how grounded I am
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in spite of my fame.
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I'll be way too busy
for my high school reunion.
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- Ever notice how everyone
thinks they're gonna be
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something amazing in 20 years?
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Let's be real.
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There are nine future
plumbers in our class.
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They just don't know it yet.
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Or maybe we just
don't know it yet.
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- Honestly, president.
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- President.
- Maybe president.
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- Maybe President.
- And maybe President.
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- Help!
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This is pointless.
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The speakers are just
gonna drown us out anyway.
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Nice job.
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- Me nice job?
You nice job.
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I had an exit strategy.
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- What?
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- A tiny piece
of folded cardboard
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wedged in the door
to keep it open.
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- Great plan, you're
practically an architect.
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Locked in a
soundproof basement--
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this is literally the beginning
of, like, a 100 slasher movies.
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- Just to be clear,
you locked us in.
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I didn't lock us in,
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which is like the beginning of,
like a 100 pornos,
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you freaking sexual predator!
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- Oh,
you watch a lot of porn, huh?
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Big surprise.
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- Why did you come down here?
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Just to ruin my night?
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- To spend quality time
with my locker buddy.
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To get a drink.
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It's the only way
to make this lame night
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with these lame people
that go to this school
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even remotely palatable.
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- You are so
unbelievably self-involved.
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- You know what would
make my night better?
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- What?
- If you would stop talking.
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- No problem!
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- I should not have taken
that Claritin before I left.
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Let's put it on lock-down.
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- Hold up,
we got one more coming.
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Is that...
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- Nino Clemente.
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- Nino Clemente--
wasn't he expelled for, what,
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attempted manslaughter?
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- Mr. Clemente.
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What are you,
like, 20 years old by now?
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- I happened to get my GED
from this very school system.
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So, it looks like...
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this is my
graduation party too.
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What, no congratulations?
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I distinctly
remember you telling me
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that you wished
I would graduate.
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- Already.
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I wish you'd graduate already.
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[exciting rock music]
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- So,
you gonna let me in or what?
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- Give me your phone.
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What's one more
loon in the asylum?
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- I'm a changed man,
I promise.
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- Nino, you've been
out of here for a while.
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Why do you wanna
go back in there?
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- 12-hour party?
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This night has the
potential to be epic.
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People still say epic, right?
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- Sure.
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? ?
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- Oz and I want four kids.
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Atticus, Athena,
Duchess, and Kyle--
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our happy little accident.
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So, we'll be pretty busy,
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what with Athena
going through puberty,
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and Duchess needing braces.
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[sighs]
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Oz is going to make
such a great father.
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Did he say I was going
to make a great mom?
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- Maybe at a lake.
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I like lakes.
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- We're so in love, it's crazy.
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- D, whoa,
what happened to you?
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- Stupid Jonas spilled on me,
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right as Fig and I
were about to kiss.
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- So, it's on?
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- More like on adjacent.
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I made fun
of the way he kisses,
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and when he was
defending himself,
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I dared him to kiss me.
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- Sweetie, sixth grade boys
have better game than that.
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- [sigh] Yeah, well,
kids grow up faster now.
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- [laugh]
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Suspect number one
has entered Themyscira. Over.
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- [grunting softly]
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[squeaking]
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- My pants are soaked.
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- Okay, I know we were
making fun of Roni and them
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for bringing multiple outfits,
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but I will say that
might've been helpful here.
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Oh, sorry,
that one's for Alexis.
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- Oh, of course it is.
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Forgot you replaced me.
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- Just because I have
friends other than you
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doesn't mean
you've been replaced.
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You and I have
the same shoe size.
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That counts for a lot.
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- Cute.
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- Come on, you know I
love you.
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- Bra cocktail love me?
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- You can have a sip of mine.
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- It's fine.
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[dryer whirring]
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[rock music]
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? ?
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- Themyscira is in sight.
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[dryer whirring]
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Cosplay_queen_7,
reveal yourself.
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In three, two,
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one...
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[farting noises, grunting]
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[toilet flushing]
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Abort mission!
Abort mission!
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- Oh, my God, what's up, man?
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Nice glasses.
How you doing? Okay.
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Hey, I like the sweater vest.
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Bryce.
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Oh, my God, the fortune
teller told me I would
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encounter someone from my past.
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- Nino Clemente.
How are you?
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- Great, I got my GED,
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I'm officially
a high school graduate--
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which is why I wanna thank you,
because I would not be partying
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here tonight if it wasn't for
your beautiful tutoring skills.
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- Wait,
why are you partying here?
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Do you know anyone?
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You haven't set foot
in the school in years.
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- Exactly.
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I missed out on all the
regular high school crap,
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so I'm here with a plan.
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I'm gonna pack everything
I missed into one night
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like streaking down
the football field
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and flashing the principal.
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- So, your goal is to be
a registered sex offender?
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- No, I'm here
to pass out drunk
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and have a dick drawn
all over my face.
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I'm here to get
carried off the court
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after nailing
a buzzer beater, you know?
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I wanna walk down
the hall in slow motion.
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I wanna bang the prom queen--
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with her consent, of course.
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- You realize that
the prom queen
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is not necessarily
the token hot girl.
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Uh, people want it
to mean something.
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Last year, the prom queen
was an endangered species.
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- What about this year?
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- Token hot girl.
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- Nice.
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But the point is,
I'm turning over a new leaf
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and I am here to shed my
slightly unsavory reputation.
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- That you
manslaughtered someone?
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- Attempted.
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Allegedly.
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Oh, prank the mascot.
That's on the list.
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I'm coming for you, shark!
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Oh yeah.
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I'm gonna be a campus legend!
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- Bounce house?
What are we, nine?
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- Ninja kick!
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- Yeah?
I'll show you a ninja kick.
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Yeah.
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- Awful. Zero ninja-ness.
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That was literally a ballet.
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- Ballet is a beautiful
and graceful art form,
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so thank you.
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- This is way too much fun.
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We need to start jumping
on your trampoline again.
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Ooh,
there's somewhere to bounce.
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- Yeah, you know,
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I've been thinking
about this summer too,
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and there's actually
something that I wanted to--
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- [grunts]
Parkour, huh?
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- Yeah, parkour.
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- Jesus,
what happened up there?
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- I'm done.
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I saw things
a man should never see.
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Things I can't un-see ever.
- Like what? Talk to me.
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- No, talking about it is
like seeing it with my mouth.
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- Wait, so that's it?
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One minor setback and you're
ready to call off the dogs?
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Look at me.
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Need I remind you of the
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green and yellow
spandex outfit?
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Cosplay_queen_7
goes beyond her wardrobe.
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Beyond even her
brilliant theories about
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all of our favorite comics.
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She is perfection,
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and I'm going on with plan B
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with or without you.
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[inspiring music]
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Let's do this.
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? ?
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[exciting rock music]
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? ?
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- What's up, shark?
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Pranked!
[laughs]
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- [muffled] That's funny,
oh, that's funny stuff.
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Yeah, high five, for sure.
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[weak laugh]
Super funny.
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All right. Have a good one.
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Super funny.
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Oh, and super original too!
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Never has somebody
thought to make that joke!
260
00:09:19,412 --> 00:09:23,044
Did they teach you to be that
clever at night school, buddy?
261
00:09:23,045 --> 00:09:27,595
This is the last time
I will be known as the shark.
262
00:09:27,596 --> 00:09:29,264
Tonight...
263
00:09:29,265 --> 00:09:31,771
[pants]
It's Gerald time.
264
00:09:33,691 --> 00:09:35,360
- Hey, can you still
not somersault?
265
00:09:35,361 --> 00:09:37,489
- I could if I felt like it.
266
00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:39,159
So, back to what
I was trying to say--
267
00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,581
- [chanting]
Somersault. Somersault.
268
00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,835
Somersault.
269
00:09:43,836 --> 00:09:45,506
- [grunts] Oh.
- Wow.
270
00:09:45,507 --> 00:09:46,716
- [laughs]
Crushed it.
271
00:09:46,717 --> 00:09:49,471
- You did, 100%.
272
00:09:49,472 --> 00:09:50,933
- This is what's
so great about us.
273
00:09:50,934 --> 00:09:52,603
We know each other so well.
274
00:09:52,604 --> 00:09:56,026
I mean, you know that
I can't do a somersault,
275
00:09:56,027 --> 00:09:57,988
I know that you're
still scared about
276
00:09:57,989 --> 00:10:00,284
that penny you swallowed
that never came out.
277
00:10:00,285 --> 00:10:01,996
- Ugh.
- And...
278
00:10:01,997 --> 00:10:03,834
Over the years,
I've come to realize that--
279
00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:05,086
- Whoa!
280
00:10:05,087 --> 00:10:07,132
Oops, sorry, dude.
281
00:10:07,133 --> 00:10:08,593
- You guys are such pervs.
282
00:10:08,594 --> 00:10:10,179
You just wanna watch
my boobs bounce.
283
00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:13,185
[mellow music]
284
00:10:13,186 --> 00:10:20,200
? ?
285
00:10:33,018 --> 00:10:34,060
- In 20 years,
I'm not gonna be working
286
00:10:34,061 --> 00:10:35,606
at my mom's pizza joint.
287
00:10:35,607 --> 00:10:36,691
I'm gonna own
my mom's pizza joint.
288
00:10:36,692 --> 00:10:38,194
Picture this.
289
00:10:38,195 --> 00:10:39,989
You're walking,
you sniff the air.
290
00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:41,868
Pizza? But I'm in the club.
291
00:10:41,869 --> 00:10:43,580
How could both things be?
292
00:10:43,581 --> 00:10:44,832
Exactly.
293
00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,335
Yes, we are gonna have pizza,
294
00:10:46,336 --> 00:10:47,713
but we are also
gonna have models,
295
00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:50,844
lights, kale, fresh mozz,
296
00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:53,015
dance floors, bottle service.
297
00:10:53,016 --> 00:10:54,309
Hoo-hoo-hoo.
298
00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,938
- CEO of a Fortune 500 company,
299
00:10:55,939 --> 00:10:57,525
no question.
300
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,946
And Mr. Lewis will
still be a has-been,
301
00:10:59,947 --> 00:11:03,745
jagoff, life-ruining
so-called coach
302
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,124
living with the
knowledge that I made
303
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:10,383
ferocious love to his wife.
304
00:11:10,384 --> 00:11:12,847
I've got 11 hours
left in Grad Night.
305
00:11:12,848 --> 00:11:16,144
Mrs. Lewis,
I'm here for you, girl.
306
00:11:16,145 --> 00:11:17,480
[clicks tongue]
307
00:11:17,481 --> 00:11:19,777
- [grunting]
308
00:11:19,778 --> 00:11:21,321
Pfft.
309
00:11:21,322 --> 00:11:22,992
Hey, where'd you go?
310
00:11:22,993 --> 00:11:25,288
- Too much
testosterone in there.
311
00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:27,877
I'm gonna go do that
20 year video thing.
312
00:11:27,878 --> 00:11:31,634
- 20 years later,
the journey begins in Berlin.
313
00:11:31,635 --> 00:11:33,847
From there,
wherever adventure takes me--
314
00:11:33,848 --> 00:11:37,938
caves, mountains, artifacts.
315
00:11:37,939 --> 00:11:41,069
- Yup.
That is my exact situation.
316
00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:42,865
Taking a gap year
before college
317
00:11:42,866 --> 00:11:45,829
is the same exact thing
as being Indiana Jones.
318
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:49,419
You know, you could still
come to Germany with me.
319
00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:51,173
- Deanna.
320
00:11:51,174 --> 00:11:52,635
- We've talked about
traveling after graduation
321
00:11:52,636 --> 00:11:54,346
since we were, like, nine.
322
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,766
- I had a lot of crazy
ideas when I was nine,
323
00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:57,603
and one of them was amazing.
324
00:11:57,604 --> 00:12:01,026
- Fig, you did not come up
with the idea for Etsy.
325
00:12:01,027 --> 00:12:02,780
- Agree to disagree.
326
00:12:02,781 --> 00:12:05,034
But besides,
I'm going to school.
327
00:12:05,035 --> 00:12:06,411
- They'll hold your place.
328
00:12:06,412 --> 00:12:08,207
I mean,
don't you wanna see just
329
00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:11,213
a tiny bit of the
rest of world first?
330
00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:13,050
- Occidental's a good ten
minutes away from here.
331
00:12:13,051 --> 00:12:17,058
That's, like, a whole
different freeway exit away.
332
00:12:17,059 --> 00:12:20,147
Hey, go do the video, I'll
catch up with you later, okay?
333
00:12:20,148 --> 00:12:23,153
[soft guitar music]
334
00:12:23,154 --> 00:12:24,740
? ?
335
00:12:24,741 --> 00:12:25,784
- Sorry, Mahmoud, that was
my last one.
336
00:12:25,785 --> 00:12:27,036
I'm all sold out.
337
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,665
Sorry, guys, I'm all sold out!
338
00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:29,667
Sorry.
339
00:12:29,668 --> 00:12:31,378
- Hey!
340
00:12:31,379 --> 00:12:32,840
What's up?
- There you are.
341
00:12:32,841 --> 00:12:34,635
Foosball tournament
in the game room.
342
00:12:34,636 --> 00:12:36,931
Loser's gotta donate
50 bucks to the Sierra Club.
343
00:12:36,932 --> 00:12:40,396
Winner should too.
Our world's precious.
344
00:12:40,397 --> 00:12:43,402
[exciting rock music]
345
00:12:43,403 --> 00:12:50,417
? ?
346
00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:02,941
- Here you are, my lady.
347
00:13:02,942 --> 00:13:04,862
- Oh, this is wet.
348
00:13:04,863 --> 00:13:07,701
? ?
349
00:13:07,702 --> 00:13:09,580
- As soon as Roni bounced in,
350
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,333
it was like the
universe was telling me
351
00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,755
hey, Deanna, how about you
shut your dumb mouth and
352
00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:16,468
while you're at it, stop
wearing his shirt like a hug.
353
00:13:16,469 --> 00:13:17,930
- You have very specific
354
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,809
conversations
with the universe.
355
00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:22,523
- He wants Roni and her
stupid Jessica Rabbit dress
356
00:13:22,524 --> 00:13:24,484
that looks amazing.
357
00:13:24,485 --> 00:13:26,279
I don't know, maybe we just
aren't meant to be together.
358
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:30,079
- Except you still
totally feel like you are.
359
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,751
- Yeah.
- Cas, oh, my God.
360
00:13:32,752 --> 00:13:34,755
Major Grad Night emergency.
- What happened?
361
00:13:34,756 --> 00:13:36,634
- There's no way Lyssee
and I are bounce housing sober.
362
00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:38,303
Do you have anymore
alcohol in your boobs?
363
00:13:38,304 --> 00:13:39,890
- [clears throat]
364
00:13:39,891 --> 00:13:42,270
- No, and these are
my actual breasts.
365
00:13:42,271 --> 00:13:44,608
- Oh, wow, good for you.
366
00:13:44,609 --> 00:13:46,027
Well, I'm a girl on a mission,
so...
367
00:13:46,028 --> 00:13:49,034
[high heels clacking]
368
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,833
- She's not as bad
as you think.
369
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:54,377
- A few months ago, you
called those girls
370
00:13:54,378 --> 00:13:56,047
the shallow end.
371
00:13:56,048 --> 00:13:57,926
And you get assigned
lab partners with her,
372
00:13:57,927 --> 00:13:59,555
and all of a sudden you're
a part of Roni's little gang
373
00:13:59,556 --> 00:14:02,644
of minions and hanging out
with Alexis 24/7?
374
00:14:02,645 --> 00:14:04,105
Wait.
375
00:14:04,106 --> 00:14:05,901
Do you have a crush on her?
376
00:14:05,902 --> 00:14:07,696
- So, now you're the
straight girl who thinks
377
00:14:07,697 --> 00:14:10,285
all gay people
wanna do their friends?
378
00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:13,875
- Cassie.
379
00:14:13,876 --> 00:14:16,672
I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have said any of that.
380
00:14:16,673 --> 00:14:18,175
I just...
381
00:14:18,176 --> 00:14:20,054
I'm freaking out, I mean,
382
00:14:20,055 --> 00:14:22,183
we've done everything together
for the past ten years
383
00:14:22,184 --> 00:14:25,105
and this is our last hoorah,
and it really bums me out that
384
00:14:25,106 --> 00:14:26,692
you're spending time
with someone else.
385
00:14:26,693 --> 00:14:29,197
- D, this is so not
our last hoorah.
386
00:14:29,198 --> 00:14:32,996
We have a veritable
cornucopia of hoorahs.
387
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,123
- I love hoorahs.
388
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,543
- I know you do.
389
00:14:35,544 --> 00:14:39,258
[soft music]
390
00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:41,137
Wow.
391
00:14:41,138 --> 00:14:43,392
You're right,
this shirt is hella soft.
392
00:14:43,393 --> 00:14:45,230
- Right?
393
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,788
- Um, this is where
they're doing caricatures?
394
00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:54,873
- Surprise.
395
00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:57,044
I'm being spontaneous.
396
00:14:57,045 --> 00:14:58,463
- Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
397
00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,758
[stammers]
Um, just slow down.
398
00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:01,261
- But I love you,
399
00:15:01,262 --> 00:15:02,931
and I want you.
400
00:15:02,932 --> 00:15:04,935
- Do you think they
put out the pizza yet?
401
00:15:04,936 --> 00:15:06,522
I'll pick off all your olives.
402
00:15:06,523 --> 00:15:08,191
- I'm not hungry...
403
00:15:08,192 --> 00:15:10,029
For pizza.
404
00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,699
- Look, Roni, we don't want
all the veggie to be gone
405
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,410
before it's too late.
406
00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:15,456
- Oz, I know things have
been crazy busy lately.
407
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,669
And obviously, we wanna spend
as much time with our friends
408
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:20,090
before everyone goes
to different schools.
409
00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:22,512
But I miss
spending time together.
410
00:15:22,513 --> 00:15:24,015
Alone together.
411
00:15:24,016 --> 00:15:25,769
- No,
I-I totally get that, just--
412
00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:28,273
- Great, so now
spontaneously grab my butt
413
00:15:28,274 --> 00:15:29,943
and let's do this thing.
414
00:15:29,944 --> 00:15:31,697
- Okay, no, stop, Roni.
I don't want this.
415
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,116
[Blues Saraceno's"All Fired Up" playing]
416
00:15:33,117 --> 00:15:35,245
WOMAN: ? Make me feel so good ?
417
00:15:35,246 --> 00:15:38,418
? Gonna make you mine ?
418
00:15:38,419 --> 00:15:41,424
? Feel so good ?
419
00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:43,764
? I'm gonna make you mine ?
420
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,610
- In 20 years, I may
actually need a boner pill.
421
00:15:50,611 --> 00:15:52,823
But tonight,
422
00:15:52,824 --> 00:15:54,785
purely recreational.
423
00:15:54,786 --> 00:15:58,208
Hello,
ladies of the marching band.
424
00:15:58,209 --> 00:15:59,335
- 20 years?
425
00:15:59,336 --> 00:16:02,133
Patriarchy toppled.
426
00:16:02,134 --> 00:16:03,426
- Picture this.
427
00:16:03,427 --> 00:16:06,684
Me poolside, models all around,
428
00:16:06,685 --> 00:16:10,357
sipping my morning brew out
of my World's Best Dad mug--
429
00:16:10,358 --> 00:16:12,946
a title in which I plan
to take very, very seriously.
430
00:16:12,947 --> 00:16:17,121
- 20 years from now, I know
where I definitely won't be.
431
00:16:17,122 --> 00:16:18,791
My reunion.
432
00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:20,169
- Is it me?
433
00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:22,716
Am I a hideous monster?
434
00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:25,095
- You're gorgeous.
You're an angel.
435
00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:28,018
I'd honestly pay $1,000 to
have lost my virginity to you,
436
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:29,813
instead of
prick-faced Eric Chen.
437
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,065
- [sigh]
438
00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:32,318
I just don't get it.
439
00:16:32,319 --> 00:16:34,197
We used to be so in sync.
440
00:16:34,198 --> 00:16:35,742
I know it's crazy to actually
441
00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:37,244
meet your soul mate
in high school,
442
00:16:37,245 --> 00:16:38,664
but Oz and I
have talked about it
443
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,417
and we both feel that way.
444
00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:42,421
Why does he keep rejecting me?
445
00:16:42,422 --> 00:16:44,133
- Are you sure you're
not just being too sensitive?
446
00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:46,597
I mean, I doubt he's
straight up rejecting you.
447
00:16:46,598 --> 00:16:49,728
- He said,
I don't want this.
448
00:16:49,729 --> 00:16:51,565
- That can mean anything.
449
00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:54,028
- Ever think you might
be overlooking the obvious?
450
00:16:54,029 --> 00:16:55,531
- Which is?
451
00:16:55,532 --> 00:16:57,201
- He makes
a big show about dating
452
00:16:57,202 --> 00:16:59,121
the hottest girl in school,
453
00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:03,129
then when it's time to get
physical, he makes excuses.
454
00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:05,510
He's gay.
455
00:17:05,511 --> 00:17:07,514
- No offense, Cas,
456
00:17:07,515 --> 00:17:12,273
but Oz is the 360 degree
opposite of gay.
457
00:17:12,274 --> 00:17:15,947
- You did say he doesn't
whisper to your goddess.
458
00:17:15,948 --> 00:17:17,784
- Because of his sinuses.
459
00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:18,995
- What about them?
460
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,542
- I don't know, sinus stuff.
461
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:24,548
I didn't grill him about it.
It's called trust.
462
00:17:24,549 --> 00:17:27,303
- Oz does get his hair cut
every three weeks to the day.
463
00:17:27,304 --> 00:17:29,140
And even that
lip balm he uses--
464
00:17:29,141 --> 00:17:30,601
you can't find that at CVS.
465
00:17:30,602 --> 00:17:32,271
[gasp]
466
00:17:32,272 --> 00:17:34,400
He brushes his teeth
after lunch at school.
467
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,070
- I think you're just
describing hygiene.
468
00:17:36,071 --> 00:17:38,659
- Yeah, plus it's only
the last five weeks
469
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:40,120
that we haven't
been doing stuff.
470
00:17:40,121 --> 00:17:44,003
I mean, we used
to be so in sync.
471
00:17:44,004 --> 00:17:45,840
Something changed.
472
00:17:45,841 --> 00:17:48,303
- Maybe he's tired
of pretending.
473
00:17:48,304 --> 00:17:49,931
- No way.
474
00:17:49,932 --> 00:17:51,727
Oz and Roni are
gonna have the hottest,
475
00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:53,648
filthiest sex ever tonight.
476
00:17:53,649 --> 00:17:56,152
- Yeah, Lys, but what about
his friend Mark from camp?
477
00:17:56,153 --> 00:17:59,116
- Wow, this is the least
I have ever hated Oz.
478
00:17:59,117 --> 00:18:00,703
- He's not gay.
479
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:03,584
People have friends from camp.
480
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:06,674
But if he is,
which he is totally not...
481
00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:12,101
- Okay.
- I need to know it now.
482
00:18:12,102 --> 00:18:13,478
- You go, girl.
483
00:18:13,479 --> 00:18:16,484
[L.A. Kid's "Act As If"
playing]
484
00:18:16,485 --> 00:18:19,574
? ?
485
00:18:19,575 --> 00:18:22,162
- ? You were an L. A. kid ?
486
00:18:22,163 --> 00:18:24,710
? You were fighting hard ?
487
00:18:24,711 --> 00:18:27,717
[muffled music continues]
488
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,811
- Hey.
489
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,063
- What?
490
00:18:35,064 --> 00:18:36,357
- Brought something for you.
491
00:18:36,358 --> 00:18:37,443
- What is it?
492
00:18:37,444 --> 00:18:39,488
- A peace offering.
493
00:18:39,489 --> 00:18:42,494
[muffled music]
494
00:18:42,495 --> 00:18:45,041
? ?
495
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,672
- I only drink clear liquors,
and that looks gray.
496
00:18:47,673 --> 00:18:49,175
- Don't be a snob,
497
00:18:49,176 --> 00:18:51,471
you are clearly
in need of some alcohol.
498
00:18:51,472 --> 00:18:54,477
Look, I figure as long as
that music is playing upstairs
499
00:18:54,478 --> 00:18:56,815
that speaker will make sure
nobody can hear us.
500
00:18:56,816 --> 00:18:59,111
And this is an all-night dance.
501
00:18:59,112 --> 00:19:01,365
- Your optimism
is invigorating.
502
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:03,369
- So, we either
stand here on these
503
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:05,792
ergonomically awful
stairs not talking,
504
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:08,129
or we can try to make
the most of it and hang out.
505
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:10,050
Look, before you say no,
506
00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:12,095
I gotta tell you
I'm pretty darn palatable.
507
00:19:12,096 --> 00:19:13,808
Besides, your only
other option for company
508
00:19:13,809 --> 00:19:15,686
is Henry the CPR dummy.
509
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:17,690
- I do not like Henry.
510
00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:21,322
[muffled music]
511
00:19:21,323 --> 00:19:25,038
To maybe slightly
salvaging this night.
512
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,834
- Here's to that.
513
00:19:26,835 --> 00:19:28,419
Come on down
to the main lounge.
514
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:30,298
- Ooh, there's a main lounge?
515
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,387
- There is now.
516
00:19:36,896 --> 00:19:39,358
Now, I know it's not
exactly a hot club downtown,
517
00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:42,197
- We'll call it
a warehouse party.
518
00:19:42,198 --> 00:19:45,161
- Can I ask you
something maybe bizarre?
519
00:19:45,162 --> 00:19:47,124
You know what? You won't
remember anyway, forget it.
520
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:48,376
- No, what is it?
521
00:19:48,377 --> 00:19:50,213
- No, it's stupid, never mind.
522
00:19:50,214 --> 00:19:52,050
But you know what isn't stupid?
523
00:19:52,051 --> 00:19:53,679
- That you stashed
the alcohol down here?
524
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,475
- That I stashed
the alcohol down here.
525
00:19:56,476 --> 00:19:58,606
- Okay,
the jack-o'-lantern might be
526
00:19:58,607 --> 00:20:00,275
my favorite thing here so far.
527
00:20:00,276 --> 00:20:02,362
- Thank you.
Thank you for the compliment.
528
00:20:02,363 --> 00:20:04,284
- Oh, thank you.
529
00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:07,707
- Ah.
- Whoo!
530
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,588
- Okay.
[laughs]
531
00:20:10,589 --> 00:20:13,761
? ?
532
00:20:13,762 --> 00:20:15,096
Hey. Come here.
533
00:20:15,097 --> 00:20:16,808
? ?
534
00:20:16,809 --> 00:20:18,311
Hey, I have to say,
535
00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:19,814
that was some
valedictorian-level
536
00:20:19,815 --> 00:20:21,568
brilliance in the yearbooks.
537
00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:23,154
You totally played
the long con on Saperstein.
538
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,950
- I do feel bad
about Saperstein.
539
00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:27,037
She's such a good friend.
540
00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:28,582
But college is expensive,
and--
541
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,753
- Wait,
are you the yearbook chick?
542
00:20:30,754 --> 00:20:33,466
Thank you so much
for being smarter than me.
543
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:36,598
You truly deserve
your valedictatership.
544
00:20:36,599 --> 00:20:37,850
- I'm gonna go walk around.
545
00:20:37,851 --> 00:20:39,103
- What--hang out.
546
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:40,313
Have a drink with us, I mean,
547
00:20:40,314 --> 00:20:41,900
it's the least we could do.
548
00:20:41,901 --> 00:20:43,486
- You guys drink up,
it's a long night.
549
00:20:43,487 --> 00:20:44,864
I'm pacing myself.
550
00:20:44,865 --> 00:20:45,908
- Nah, come on,
hang out anyway.
551
00:20:45,909 --> 00:20:47,160
Have a water.
552
00:20:47,161 --> 00:20:48,413
- Besides, we owe you a toast.
553
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,000
Hey guys, guys, guys, come on.
554
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:52,004
For the valedictorian, huh?
555
00:20:52,005 --> 00:20:53,172
- The future is female.
556
00:20:53,173 --> 00:20:54,884
[cheering]
557
00:20:54,885 --> 00:20:57,264
? ?
558
00:20:57,265 --> 00:20:59,644
- Deanna will be fine.
She's a big girl.
559
00:20:59,645 --> 00:21:01,480
She's just overemotional
about graduating
560
00:21:01,481 --> 00:21:03,484
and getting blown off
by the guy she likes.
561
00:21:03,485 --> 00:21:05,238
- I just feel bad about
not spending
562
00:21:05,239 --> 00:21:07,034
enough time with her.
563
00:21:07,035 --> 00:21:09,664
Plus...
564
00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:10,958
The whole lying thing, I just--
565
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:12,712
- I know.
566
00:21:12,713 --> 00:21:15,676
Thank you for understanding,
it's just...
567
00:21:15,677 --> 00:21:17,805
I don't know if I'm ready
for everyone to know yet.
568
00:21:17,806 --> 00:21:20,101
? ?
569
00:21:20,102 --> 00:21:21,395
- I get it.
570
00:21:21,396 --> 00:21:23,399
[door creaks,
thuds]
571
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:30,414
? ?
572
00:21:36,134 --> 00:21:39,139
[exciting rock music]
573
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:46,154
? ?
574
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:50,754
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