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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,497 I think we've got a problem with Razia. 2 00:00:01,531 --> 00:00:04,658 - Have you heard of dyspraxia? - My dad's leading a double life. 3 00:00:04,675 --> 00:00:06,834 He's got a wife, he's got kids... 4 00:00:06,851 --> 00:00:08,745 I should have spoken to you before. 5 00:00:08,820 --> 00:00:11,193 I've come up with an idea, a play. 6 00:00:11,227 --> 00:00:13,501 OK. Every year group. 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,837 You got this for me? 8 00:00:14,854 --> 00:00:17,007 You're way too classy to be weeing in a bucket. 9 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,545 I want to know about you and that PE teacher! 10 00:00:19,563 --> 00:00:20,672 You and Will? 11 00:00:20,709 --> 00:00:22,450 No-one's ever bought you flowers before? 12 00:00:22,482 --> 00:00:24,840 You leave that Mr Hyatt to me. 13 00:00:26,038 --> 00:00:28,055 THEY SHRIEK 14 00:00:28,142 --> 00:00:31,104 - Oh, eww, that's so gross! - I tell you, it's alive! 15 00:00:31,177 --> 00:00:32,541 - It's alive! - Come back! 16 00:00:32,568 --> 00:00:34,065 - You're being ridiculous! - What's going on here? 17 00:00:34,093 --> 00:00:36,235 - They're minging! - And they're haram. 18 00:00:36,248 --> 00:00:37,496 What are you talking about, they're haram? 19 00:00:37,519 --> 00:00:39,852 - There are guidelines for this. - What guidelines? 20 00:00:39,904 --> 00:00:41,881 Regarding Pakistani heritage kids. 21 00:00:41,915 --> 00:00:44,719 Well, I'm a Pakistani heritage science teacher, 22 00:00:44,736 --> 00:00:48,155 and I believe that dissection is an integral part of teaching. 23 00:00:48,162 --> 00:00:50,752 Thought they only chopped stuff up in school in the olden days, sir. 24 00:00:50,782 --> 00:00:52,484 Exactly, Amin, and that's how lucky you are 25 00:00:52,501 --> 00:00:54,439 to have an "olden days" teacher like me. Come on, 26 00:00:54,478 --> 00:00:55,833 back inside, everyone, come on! 27 00:00:55,897 --> 00:00:57,852 I mean, where would proctology be 28 00:00:57,895 --> 00:01:00,672 if back in the day, someone didn't take a scalpel to a bottom 29 00:01:00,698 --> 00:01:01,698 and have a good old shufti? 30 00:01:01,701 --> 00:01:03,837 - Zain, if you do that one more time... - Hey, mister! 31 00:01:04,103 --> 00:01:05,702 I want a word with you! 32 00:01:05,762 --> 00:01:08,155 - Be careful, sir, she's got her fatwa face on. - SHE SHUSHES 33 00:01:08,378 --> 00:01:11,661 Classroom, now! Not you, I want to speak to you. 34 00:01:11,669 --> 00:01:12,720 Yes? 35 00:01:12,737 --> 00:01:14,688 You think I don't know my own daughter, eh? 36 00:01:14,705 --> 00:01:16,626 - That I don't see anything? - I didn't say that. 37 00:01:16,652 --> 00:01:19,143 - Ah, you think you can help, huh? - Yes! 38 00:01:19,233 --> 00:01:20,825 Oh, what are you, an expert? 39 00:01:20,859 --> 00:01:23,466 Look, I'll show you what problems Razia has, 40 00:01:23,526 --> 00:01:26,030 and then, I'll show you how we're going to fix them! 41 00:01:26,095 --> 00:01:27,925 Oh, will you? 42 00:01:28,007 --> 00:01:31,089 EXAGGERATED ACCENT: Yes... I will. 43 00:01:36,359 --> 00:01:37,812 HE EXHALES 44 00:01:50,901 --> 00:01:56,232 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 45 00:02:00,849 --> 00:02:02,345 Mum, move! 46 00:02:02,379 --> 00:02:04,304 I'll bloody move you in a minute, gobby! 47 00:02:04,321 --> 00:02:05,981 Oh, it's the best bit! 48 00:02:06,222 --> 00:02:09,013 It's bloody rubbish, all the same. Bollywood, eh? 49 00:02:09,064 --> 00:02:11,482 What's wrong with bit of romance? It's lovely. 50 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:14,423 Make you all gaga, this film. 51 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,070 It's not true to life. 52 00:02:16,233 --> 00:02:18,797 Try singing about gas bills and 53 00:02:18,836 --> 00:02:21,069 husbands running off to other wives! 54 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:26,160 DRUMS PLAYING 55 00:02:27,488 --> 00:02:29,344 DRUMS CONTINUE 56 00:02:29,387 --> 00:02:30,656 Morning! 57 00:02:32,281 --> 00:02:34,634 This is for you. 58 00:02:35,647 --> 00:02:37,906 - CYMBALS CLASHING - One, two, three, four... 59 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,981 One, two, three, four! 60 00:02:40,071 --> 00:02:42,107 That's it, that's it! 61 00:02:50,533 --> 00:02:52,098 KNOCKS ON DOOR 62 00:02:52,870 --> 00:02:53,942 Erm... 63 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,772 they're a friend's. 64 00:02:55,897 --> 00:02:57,431 He's given up. 65 00:02:57,847 --> 00:03:00,436 I explained your circumstances. 66 00:03:00,462 --> 00:03:02,794 I don't need your charity, OK? 67 00:03:02,842 --> 00:03:05,808 I'm just trying to help. 68 00:03:12,479 --> 00:03:14,274 You really think this helps? 69 00:03:14,399 --> 00:03:16,278 - The drum? - Well... 70 00:03:16,536 --> 00:03:18,454 dyspraxia's not fatal. 71 00:03:18,888 --> 00:03:20,979 She can improve, and she can live with it. 72 00:03:21,048 --> 00:03:22,308 Look. 73 00:03:22,356 --> 00:03:26,236 You see how she's moving her hands and her foot at the same time? 74 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,151 That's what she needs, coordination. 75 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,466 SHE SIGHS 76 00:03:31,591 --> 00:03:33,427 I should have seen this, though. 77 00:03:33,652 --> 00:03:36,391 You know, she's my daughter, that's what I tell you. 78 00:03:41,118 --> 00:03:43,896 - I'm sorry I shouted. - HE CHUCKLES 79 00:03:44,081 --> 00:03:47,215 You feel free to let rip at a moment's notice, 80 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,651 - if it makes you feel any better, all right? - THEY CHUCKLE 81 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:50,881 You don't want to... 82 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,128 bottle it all up. 83 00:03:56,905 --> 00:03:58,868 Right, well... 84 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:02,565 - I'd better let you get back to... - Oh, no, you have to stay and eat! 85 00:04:02,586 --> 00:04:04,223 I've made lots of food. 86 00:04:04,348 --> 00:04:06,641 I always make too many kebabs. 87 00:04:12,099 --> 00:04:13,784 THEY LAUGH 88 00:04:13,977 --> 00:04:15,992 So then, I'm walking home... 89 00:04:17,277 --> 00:04:18,555 THEY LAUGH 90 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:19,979 INDISTINCT CHATTER 91 00:04:20,104 --> 00:04:22,430 LAUGHTER 92 00:04:22,842 --> 00:04:24,046 DOOR OPENS 93 00:04:25,753 --> 00:04:28,526 THEY LAUGH 94 00:04:28,886 --> 00:04:30,712 Oh, Hayley! Do you want a cup of tea? 95 00:04:31,994 --> 00:04:33,695 What's he doing in here? 96 00:04:33,722 --> 00:04:35,749 Hayley, don't be so rude! 97 00:04:35,766 --> 00:04:37,975 It's only Aaron. Aaron, take no notice! 98 00:04:37,976 --> 00:04:40,767 - Got all the house already, has he? - What's it to you? 99 00:04:40,835 --> 00:04:42,469 The moment a bloke comes sniffing round here, 100 00:04:42,486 --> 00:04:44,270 they've got their feet under the table before we know it! 101 00:04:44,514 --> 00:04:46,349 Hey! What is your problem?! 102 00:04:46,376 --> 00:04:48,198 That's my boyfriend you're talking about! 103 00:04:48,216 --> 00:04:49,939 - It's all right, Missy, just leave it. - Boyfriend? 104 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,465 He'll be gone, once he's got what he wants! 105 00:04:51,477 --> 00:04:53,685 And knowing you, you've probably given him that already! 106 00:04:53,702 --> 00:04:54,800 Missy! 107 00:04:55,314 --> 00:04:56,455 SHE SCOFFS 108 00:05:02,663 --> 00:05:04,177 I can't be with you no more. 109 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:07,015 It's over. Just leave me alone. 110 00:05:11,799 --> 00:05:14,333 Hey, aren't you supposed to be in class? 111 00:05:14,402 --> 00:05:15,496 SHE SNIFFLES 112 00:05:17,416 --> 00:05:18,638 Are you OK? 113 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:20,876 Yeah. 114 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,408 No, obviously. 115 00:05:26,377 --> 00:05:29,725 Look, I've been trained to deal with situations like this. 116 00:05:31,024 --> 00:05:33,177 But, if you want, 117 00:05:33,302 --> 00:05:35,964 I can forget that and we can just talk. 118 00:05:37,811 --> 00:05:39,519 I've been dumped. 119 00:05:41,063 --> 00:05:42,489 Hey. 120 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,682 - Give yourself some time... - I mean, I don't understand, 121 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,896 - we were getting on so well, and... - I know, I know. 122 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:49,787 It's the worst. It's the worst. 123 00:05:56,427 --> 00:05:59,343 Remember what I said, if you need to talk... 124 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:03,838 Bit of diversity wouldn't go amiss. 125 00:06:05,023 --> 00:06:07,166 Where are all the Asian kids? 126 00:06:07,611 --> 00:06:09,418 It's just the first auditions. 127 00:06:09,476 --> 00:06:11,647 "Midsummer's White Dream". 128 00:06:12,933 --> 00:06:14,788 It's not gonna cut it. 129 00:06:30,376 --> 00:06:32,829 - Naveed, in't it? - Yeah. 130 00:06:33,549 --> 00:06:34,935 Are you trying out for the team? 131 00:06:34,985 --> 00:06:36,229 Yeah, sir. 132 00:06:37,056 --> 00:06:39,411 All right, well, good! Good. Good lad. 133 00:06:39,783 --> 00:06:43,260 All right, come on, lads. Out the door. Chop, chop! 134 00:06:44,328 --> 00:06:45,418 Hey. 135 00:06:45,661 --> 00:06:46,669 Hey. 136 00:06:46,832 --> 00:06:49,099 - Where's Jordan? - Complicated. 137 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,426 Well, are things any better at home, with your dad and that? 138 00:06:54,978 --> 00:06:56,711 Guess there's just no fixing some things. 139 00:06:59,751 --> 00:07:01,175 You've played before, right? 140 00:07:01,436 --> 00:07:02,847 I've been observing... 141 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:04,855 ... closely. 142 00:07:04,856 --> 00:07:05,939 Come on, then. 143 00:07:08,585 --> 00:07:09,815 Kaneez. 144 00:07:10,043 --> 00:07:12,551 Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs Paracha. 145 00:07:12,602 --> 00:07:14,420 Kaneez is OK. 146 00:07:15,818 --> 00:07:18,373 Erm, Kaneez, you have my heart. 147 00:07:21,619 --> 00:07:22,957 It's true. 148 00:07:23,995 --> 00:07:25,415 No, I can't! 149 00:07:25,416 --> 00:07:27,793 Shoved it behind the oven chips and the sprouts. 150 00:07:27,853 --> 00:07:29,092 What? 151 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,122 There's a very large cow's heart 152 00:07:33,539 --> 00:07:35,155 in your deep freeze. 153 00:07:40,592 --> 00:07:41,848 Oh... 154 00:07:42,971 --> 00:07:44,433 No. 155 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:49,655 Oh. No, no... oh. God, no... 156 00:07:49,715 --> 00:07:54,243 Oh, no, no! I mean... yes... well, yes, please. 157 00:07:54,458 --> 00:07:57,639 I mean, no, no... what did you... what did you think I meant? 158 00:07:57,764 --> 00:07:58,917 Oh, nothing. 159 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,797 No, no, no, no, wait. Wait, w-w-w-wait. Wait. 160 00:08:01,922 --> 00:08:02,951 Erm, 161 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:05,206 I think I know 162 00:08:05,399 --> 00:08:06,741 what you thought I meant. 163 00:08:07,102 --> 00:08:09,258 But then I said something else and you realised 164 00:08:09,305 --> 00:08:11,564 I didn't say what you thought I meant. 165 00:08:11,615 --> 00:08:12,992 But now I'm saying, 166 00:08:13,258 --> 00:08:15,119 why can't it mean what you thought I meant, 167 00:08:15,637 --> 00:08:18,801 initially... again, that is. 168 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,764 - No. - I realise 169 00:08:21,987 --> 00:08:26,272 this is uncharted territory for a Pakistani woman, vis-a-vis you, 170 00:08:26,299 --> 00:08:28,851 and possibly any other man other than your husband. 171 00:08:29,039 --> 00:08:33,757 But would you at all be interested in coming to see a concert with me? 172 00:08:33,882 --> 00:08:36,007 This weekend? Erm... 173 00:08:41,629 --> 00:08:43,628 Are you asking me to come out with you... 174 00:08:44,173 --> 00:08:45,451 in the night-time? 175 00:08:45,576 --> 00:08:46,701 Yes. 176 00:08:47,154 --> 00:08:48,931 Well, I look much better after dark. 177 00:08:51,054 --> 00:08:52,484 I'd put your name on the door. 178 00:08:52,947 --> 00:08:54,281 Special guest. 179 00:08:54,912 --> 00:08:57,885 And I'd be there from nine o'clock. 180 00:09:05,644 --> 00:09:06,896 Is that a yes or a no? 181 00:09:11,917 --> 00:09:14,393 RADIO HOST: For those who've just tuned in, welcome to the show. 182 00:09:14,406 --> 00:09:16,197 Sit down, put up your feet, 183 00:09:16,235 --> 00:09:18,828 have a glass of wine... and enjoy the music. 184 00:09:18,842 --> 00:09:20,248 MUSIC: You're Gonna Love My Baby by Barbara McNair 185 00:09:20,275 --> 00:09:24,154 ? To be there when he needs you ? 186 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:28,083 ? Go on where he leads you ? 187 00:09:28,179 --> 00:09:31,471 ? I was a fool to hurt him ? 188 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:35,627 ? So wrong to just desert him ? 189 00:09:35,926 --> 00:09:39,908 ? Life's not the same without him ? 190 00:09:40,316 --> 00:09:43,347 ? Something warm about him ? 191 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:47,423 ? You're gonna love my baby ? 192 00:09:47,474 --> 00:09:51,532 ? You're gonna love my baby ? 193 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:56,254 ? And I'm so sad that I could die ? 194 00:09:57,153 --> 00:09:59,876 ? I still love him... ? 195 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:02,291 So, the reason we've called you in here 196 00:10:02,322 --> 00:10:04,631 is because we want you all involved in the school play. 197 00:10:04,632 --> 00:10:06,670 I was in that Nativity play in Infant, sir. 198 00:10:06,759 --> 00:10:08,230 You know one of those kings, bro. 199 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,923 - The brown one at the back. - I was the brown one at the back, as well, bro! 200 00:10:10,952 --> 00:10:12,291 - Me, too! - Me three! 201 00:10:12,308 --> 00:10:13,440 Me four! 202 00:10:14,654 --> 00:10:16,846 HE SINGS DRAMATICALLY 203 00:10:16,971 --> 00:10:18,900 You lot shouldn't be doing this. 204 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,926 It's Ackley's Got Talent, not Ackley's Got Mullahs! 205 00:10:21,929 --> 00:10:23,475 - THEY LAUGH - This isn't our culture. 206 00:10:23,482 --> 00:10:24,716 What you talking about? 207 00:10:24,761 --> 00:10:26,864 You don't think they sing and dance in Pakistan? 208 00:10:26,881 --> 00:10:28,936 - Well, I think that... - Well, that's your problem, isn't it? 209 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:31,021 - You see, you don't think, do you? - Oh, no, that's great. 210 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:32,828 Thank you, Mr Qureshi, thank you. 211 00:10:33,113 --> 00:10:36,196 And first of all, I'd like to thank you all for coming. 212 00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:40,244 And I think it's important that we address any concerns you might have. 213 00:10:40,299 --> 00:10:43,969 What has a white play about Greeks and fairies got to do with us? 214 00:10:43,986 --> 00:10:45,845 - Miss, I'm sure Greeks are brown. - THEY LAUGH 215 00:10:45,872 --> 00:10:48,884 Shakespeare goes beyond race and colour. 216 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:52,711 His themes are universal. Love and hate, good and evil. 217 00:10:52,749 --> 00:10:55,452 Corruption, honour, dishonour, revenge... 218 00:10:55,472 --> 00:10:57,911 - Sounds like Pakistan, Miss. - THEY LAUGH 219 00:10:57,938 --> 00:11:01,204 Or England, or America, or anywhere! 220 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:04,308 And that's why his plays are still performed today. 221 00:11:04,318 --> 00:11:06,311 But people are going to talk about us. 222 00:11:06,758 --> 00:11:09,161 Well, unfortunately, with Ackley Bridge, 223 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,052 - we're under a microscope. - They'll be able to see your willy, Zain! 224 00:11:12,069 --> 00:11:13,706 - Your what? - THEY LAUGH 225 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,650 - Oh, shut up! - There are lots of people out there, 226 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:17,053 white and Asian, 227 00:11:17,293 --> 00:11:19,876 who'd like to see us closed down. 228 00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:22,557 They'll look for any little excuse to criticise. 229 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:25,802 And by disrespecting our culture, you're giving them one. 230 00:11:26,354 --> 00:11:29,153 All I'm asking you to do is participate. 231 00:11:29,278 --> 00:11:31,460 In whatever way you feel comfortable with. 232 00:11:31,585 --> 00:11:34,660 And I understand your concerns, Alya, and 233 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:36,690 - I know... - You don't know! 234 00:11:37,016 --> 00:11:39,190 You don't know anything about us! 235 00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:41,444 You don't even know what your daughter's getting up to. 236 00:11:41,609 --> 00:11:43,242 ALL: Ooh! 237 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,456 I beg your pardon? 238 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:46,336 Why don't you ask her? 239 00:11:46,798 --> 00:11:47,913 Better still, 240 00:11:48,038 --> 00:11:51,207 - ask Mr Simpson. - ALL: Ohh! 241 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:52,837 Mr Simpson? 242 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:56,717 INDISTINCT CHATTER 243 00:11:56,734 --> 00:11:58,997 Hey... what was that meeting about? 244 00:11:58,998 --> 00:12:00,469 We've lifted the fatwa. 245 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,779 Rushdie's free! 246 00:12:01,838 --> 00:12:02,929 - HE LAUGHS - Oi! 247 00:12:03,354 --> 00:12:05,134 You're funny, you should audition. 248 00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:07,538 Oh! He's good, isn't he, Miss? 249 00:12:07,799 --> 00:12:09,397 Hey, I taught him that! 250 00:12:09,398 --> 00:12:11,826 Forget about rugby, show business! 251 00:12:12,282 --> 00:12:13,479 Shut up. 252 00:12:16,558 --> 00:12:17,612 OK... 253 00:12:17,944 --> 00:12:19,975 INDISTINCT CHATTERING 254 00:12:38,379 --> 00:12:39,915 You're popular today. 255 00:12:43,598 --> 00:12:45,757 If I tell you something, promise you won't shout? 256 00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:47,097 Yeah, I'm really going to shout. 257 00:12:47,574 --> 00:12:49,128 I haven't said owt yet. 258 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,539 It's about that Aaron, in't it? 259 00:12:53,664 --> 00:12:56,314 - Why do you have to call him "that Aaron"? - Cos he is "that Aaron", Missy, 260 00:12:56,331 --> 00:12:59,353 - and he's here to cause trouble. - Nas, I really like him! 261 00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:01,494 And I think he likes me. 262 00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:03,591 He bought me a bog. 263 00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:07,694 - He what? - He bought me a bog. 264 00:13:08,904 --> 00:13:10,314 Do you have to jump on the first guy 265 00:13:10,327 --> 00:13:12,771 - that shows you any sort of attention? - Yeah, she does! 266 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,313 Do you not see what he's trying to do? 267 00:13:15,584 --> 00:13:18,737 - Get to know me? Start a relationship? - Missy! 268 00:13:19,027 --> 00:13:21,277 Do you really ever think about anyone else but yourself? 269 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,966 No, she doesn't! 270 00:13:23,025 --> 00:13:25,469 Do not let my mum find out about this. 271 00:13:25,908 --> 00:13:27,468 Nas! 272 00:13:28,615 --> 00:13:32,517 So, as you can see, we have a rather large heart. 273 00:13:32,642 --> 00:13:35,743 Because cows are enormous. 274 00:13:36,118 --> 00:13:37,608 Oi. 275 00:13:39,162 --> 00:13:41,853 You know I didn't mean owt before. 276 00:13:43,718 --> 00:13:46,065 I were just disappointed about the rugby. 277 00:13:46,718 --> 00:13:48,279 Yeah. 278 00:13:48,665 --> 00:13:49,850 Tell you want, 279 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,229 if you audition for that school play... 280 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,674 ... I'll do it with you. 281 00:13:55,789 --> 00:13:57,456 - Yeah? - And me. 282 00:13:57,521 --> 00:13:59,268 - Yeah, and me. - And me. 283 00:13:59,295 --> 00:14:00,779 As long as I'm not the brown one at the back. 284 00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:03,014 THEY LAUGH 285 00:14:05,752 --> 00:14:09,719 You've led a disappointing and sexually unfulfilled life. 286 00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:11,077 You what?! 287 00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:14,316 Oh, no. Sorry. I was reading me own thumb. 288 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:17,001 Come on! Have you found me Mr Right? 289 00:14:19,043 --> 00:14:20,757 I can't see a Mr Anything. 290 00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:22,681 What about me tea leaves? Can you read them? 291 00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:24,230 That's got to be better than my palm. 292 00:14:24,252 --> 00:14:25,630 Oh... 293 00:14:28,642 --> 00:14:30,695 - You don't want to know. - Oh, stop it! 294 00:14:30,711 --> 00:14:33,917 - Come on, Kaneez. - I'm just here for my driving lesson. 295 00:14:33,918 --> 00:14:36,623 Don't be a killjoy. Have it. 296 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:39,147 Look at this... what a beauty! 297 00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:41,559 - Solid, dependable lines. - Ugh. 298 00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:43,810 They're just cracked from washing-up liquid, innit? 299 00:14:44,038 --> 00:14:45,348 Let me think. 300 00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:47,117 Ooh, yes. 301 00:14:47,118 --> 00:14:49,405 There's something on the horizon. 302 00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:51,313 Oh! 303 00:14:51,544 --> 00:14:53,037 A tall, dark stranger. 304 00:14:53,038 --> 00:14:55,869 They're all tall, dark and bloody strange where I'm from, Lorraine. 305 00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:58,334 Hang on, Lorraine, that's not fair! What about me? 306 00:14:58,340 --> 00:14:59,916 What's she going to do wi' a man? 307 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,952 You got your plates? 308 00:15:02,478 --> 00:15:04,064 Come on. 309 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,632 I know what I'd do with a man! 310 00:15:12,199 --> 00:15:13,677 DOOR SLAMS 311 00:15:13,802 --> 00:15:16,797 What do you mean when you say love wasted on me? 312 00:15:16,798 --> 00:15:19,557 - What you on about? - This! 313 00:15:19,595 --> 00:15:21,804 This! Tall, dark and strange! 314 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,966 - Why love wasted on me? - LAUGHING: It were a joke... 315 00:15:24,988 --> 00:15:28,969 - I didn't mean anything by it. - But what made you say that to me? Huh? 316 00:15:29,044 --> 00:15:32,281 What is it that I do that make you think this about me? 317 00:15:32,314 --> 00:15:33,960 Oh, Kaneez. I... I... 318 00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:37,707 - Well, I didn't think that... - You don't think that maybe I want this? 319 00:15:37,723 --> 00:15:39,936 That it's not possible for someone like me? 320 00:15:39,968 --> 00:15:44,133 Well, no, you're Pakistani, you... you don't date. 321 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,419 - I... I just thought... - No, no. You're right, I don't date. 322 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,576 And it's too late for me now. And who asked me, anyway, huh? 323 00:15:50,592 --> 00:15:53,193 I'm just a Pakistani dinner lady, aren't I? 324 00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:54,837 Kaneez! 325 00:15:54,962 --> 00:15:56,235 DOOR SLAMS 326 00:15:57,798 --> 00:15:59,612 - I'm not going. - Come on. 327 00:15:59,737 --> 00:16:01,357 Mrs Paracha. 328 00:16:01,574 --> 00:16:03,064 - This is Aaron... - No. 329 00:16:03,189 --> 00:16:05,728 Right, I told you it was a bad idea. I'm sorry to have bothered you. 330 00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:06,998 - Come on. - Why? 331 00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:09,475 - Not, now, Missy. - I really want you to meet him. 332 00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:10,692 He nothing to me! 333 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:14,561 He don't belong here, near my house, my family, me! 334 00:16:14,686 --> 00:16:17,498 What do you want here? Huh? Who sent you here? 335 00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:18,912 Your mother, huh? 336 00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:22,305 That gundy bitch, she's taken enough from our family already! 337 00:16:22,327 --> 00:16:24,213 - What more she want now? - Nothing! 338 00:16:24,245 --> 00:16:26,566 - It's not his fault! - Whose fault, huh? My fault? 339 00:16:26,576 --> 00:16:27,589 Oh, maybe you're right... 340 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,837 maybe my fault that men do and say anything they like to me. 341 00:16:30,838 --> 00:16:32,444 And no more! 342 00:16:33,215 --> 00:16:35,332 Do you understand? No more! 343 00:17:16,438 --> 00:17:18,282 How did you find us? 344 00:17:27,186 --> 00:17:28,826 What do you want? 345 00:17:29,287 --> 00:17:31,849 Keep your son away from our house! 346 00:17:32,038 --> 00:17:34,773 - I didn't send him! - Liar. 347 00:17:35,185 --> 00:17:36,993 Why would I? 348 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,119 What do I want from you? 349 00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:40,797 SHE SCOFFS 350 00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:42,716 You already have it. 351 00:17:42,841 --> 00:17:45,283 I'm not the other woman here. 352 00:17:45,408 --> 00:17:47,020 You are. 353 00:17:49,398 --> 00:17:51,678 I pretend it's not happening. 354 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:56,264 Even though, with Iqbal, it wasn't... 355 00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:58,593 I don't know what it was. 356 00:17:58,949 --> 00:18:00,757 Waste of bloody years. 357 00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:03,204 What do you want me to say? 358 00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:07,244 I don't know what I'm supposed to say. 359 00:18:08,981 --> 00:18:12,861 When he was with you, I was the other woman. 360 00:18:13,515 --> 00:18:15,702 Rest of the time, you alone... 361 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:17,369 like me. 362 00:18:18,238 --> 00:18:19,700 Yeah. 363 00:18:21,441 --> 00:18:23,593 The difference is... 364 00:18:23,718 --> 00:18:25,552 ... that I love him, 365 00:18:25,948 --> 00:18:27,904 and I always have. 366 00:18:28,794 --> 00:18:30,905 Don't know what that is. 367 00:18:32,159 --> 00:18:34,867 I look at these photos of you and him... 368 00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:37,921 he never looked like that with me. 369 00:18:39,288 --> 00:18:41,833 All my life I've had 370 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:44,914 "Come here! Go there! Don't ask questions." 371 00:18:47,171 --> 00:18:49,932 So much time wasted. 372 00:18:51,116 --> 00:18:54,203 I don't bloody care any more! Have him. 373 00:18:54,328 --> 00:18:56,776 I don't care what people think of me. 374 00:18:57,076 --> 00:18:59,305 I don't have to listen to nobody. 375 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:03,041 It's all about me now, what I want. 376 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,364 You love him? 377 00:19:06,798 --> 00:19:08,293 Good. 378 00:19:09,011 --> 00:19:10,887 I'm happy for you. 379 00:19:12,038 --> 00:19:13,707 I mean it. 380 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,734 Sorry he was away from you for so long. 381 00:19:20,186 --> 00:19:23,499 I know how hard that must have been for you. 382 00:19:25,743 --> 00:19:27,997 But that was your choice. 383 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,797 No-one asked me what I wanted. 384 00:19:30,798 --> 00:19:33,515 My life was taken from me. 385 00:19:37,518 --> 00:19:40,746 But now I'm going to take it back. 386 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:50,898 CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS 387 00:20:04,975 --> 00:20:06,834 Oh, no! 388 00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:08,768 Need some help? 389 00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,416 Ever get the feeling you're being watched? 390 00:20:19,797 --> 00:20:22,417 At least they've got something to look at now. 391 00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:28,886 - Look, Mrs... - Paracha. 392 00:20:30,332 --> 00:20:33,644 Look, none of this has got 'owt to do with Missy, OK? I promise. 393 00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:35,809 She loves you... 394 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:38,350 never stops talking about you, to be honest. 395 00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:42,284 Look, it were that important to her that we met. 396 00:20:42,364 --> 00:20:45,777 And I know yous lot don't want me round here, I get it. 397 00:20:46,528 --> 00:20:49,148 And hey, I might not like what my mum and dad did, 398 00:20:49,175 --> 00:20:50,777 but I can't hate 'em, can I? 399 00:20:51,731 --> 00:20:53,526 Anyway... 400 00:20:54,475 --> 00:20:55,998 I'm not here for them. 401 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,174 I'm here for Missy now. 402 00:20:58,774 --> 00:21:00,436 No-one else. 403 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:05,977 Do you really think I suit it? 404 00:21:08,072 --> 00:21:09,541 Yeah, you look good. 405 00:21:23,298 --> 00:21:26,326 THEY GIGGLE 406 00:21:29,991 --> 00:21:33,051 - She's out. - Yeah, I've, erm, come to see you. 407 00:21:33,255 --> 00:21:35,660 You wouldn't be the first one to have messed her about, you know. 408 00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,399 I don't know what you think it is I'm gonna do. 409 00:21:38,404 --> 00:21:40,559 - Do you really care about her? - Yeah! 410 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,478 Then leave her alone. 411 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,821 If that lad don't come back, 412 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:58,476 it's not being stuck with me you should be worried about, luv. 413 00:22:28,173 --> 00:22:29,813 As-salaam-alaikum! 414 00:22:59,822 --> 00:23:01,526 What can I get you? 415 00:23:03,857 --> 00:23:06,467 Have you got Vimto? 416 00:23:07,089 --> 00:23:08,377 Coke? 417 00:23:08,378 --> 00:23:10,224 Oh, yeah... 418 00:23:18,547 --> 00:23:20,916 - �3. - �3? 419 00:23:20,948 --> 00:23:25,980 ? Ya know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe ? 420 00:23:26,495 --> 00:23:31,179 ? Scarlet billows start to spread ? 421 00:23:32,475 --> 00:23:38,114 ? Fancy gloves, oh, wears old MacHeath, babe ? 422 00:23:38,510 --> 00:23:43,746 ? So there's never, never a trace of red ? 423 00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:58,440 ? Now Jenny Diver ? ? Oh, Sukey Tawdry ? 424 00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:04,181 ? Yeah, Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown ? 425 00:24:04,733 --> 00:24:10,113 ? Oh, that line forms on the right, babe ? 426 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:17,970 ? Now that Macky's back in town. ? 427 00:24:40,741 --> 00:24:43,948 - Leaving without saying hello? - Hello. 428 00:24:45,248 --> 00:24:47,824 Well, fancy meeting you here? 429 00:24:48,373 --> 00:24:50,157 Do you come to this place often? 430 00:24:50,161 --> 00:24:53,330 "Of all the gin joints, in all the world, she walks into mine!" 431 00:24:53,369 --> 00:24:54,391 Huh? 432 00:24:54,556 --> 00:24:58,420 I'm attempting, er, rather poorly, I might add, 433 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,161 to put you at your ease. 434 00:25:00,405 --> 00:25:02,737 Pretend like we do this on a regular basis. 435 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:05,734 But if I'm completely honest... 436 00:25:05,970 --> 00:25:07,740 my legs are shaking. 437 00:25:08,113 --> 00:25:09,337 Why? 438 00:25:09,338 --> 00:25:12,345 I don't know! It's a totally new phenomenon. 439 00:25:13,091 --> 00:25:15,497 Not unpleasant, but disconcerting none the less. 440 00:25:15,728 --> 00:25:17,151 Do you mind if we, 441 00:25:17,511 --> 00:25:19,008 if we sit down? 442 00:25:27,788 --> 00:25:30,514 So what do you think of our... VIP area? 443 00:25:30,711 --> 00:25:33,047 Very Important Pakistani! 444 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:34,457 It was a joke. 445 00:25:34,669 --> 00:25:36,581 Or not, depending on 446 00:25:37,005 --> 00:25:39,977 if you actually are a very important Pakistani, like, er... 447 00:25:40,367 --> 00:25:42,382 - Prince Naseem? - Prince Naseem. 448 00:25:42,430 --> 00:25:44,419 - Zayn Malik. - Exactly. 449 00:25:44,492 --> 00:25:47,528 - Malala! - You're very good at this. 450 00:25:48,209 --> 00:25:50,977 - General Zia-ul-Haq! - General... 451 00:25:50,978 --> 00:25:54,114 Oh, sorry. We don't have to play VIP Pakistanis. 452 00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,219 Yes... 453 00:25:55,824 --> 00:25:58,378 - Imran Khan! - Imran Khan! 454 00:25:58,503 --> 00:26:02,218 Oh, sorry. That was the last one, I promise. 455 00:26:08,114 --> 00:26:10,070 I don't know why I'm laughing! 456 00:26:10,098 --> 00:26:12,497 I don't know what I'm bloody doing here! 457 00:26:12,926 --> 00:26:14,641 If my kids could see me... 458 00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:18,221 Or anyone who know me, if they could see me, I tell you... 459 00:26:19,524 --> 00:26:21,177 I mean, look at me. 460 00:26:21,178 --> 00:26:23,721 In cocktail dress that cost bloody bomb! 461 00:26:23,940 --> 00:26:26,242 And with you! A man! 462 00:26:27,571 --> 00:26:30,603 With all these people drinking and dancing, 463 00:26:31,177 --> 00:26:32,867 oh, it's, it's... 464 00:26:33,595 --> 00:26:36,609 It's absolutely lovely, Kaneez. 465 00:26:37,488 --> 00:26:40,270 And normal. Totally normal. 466 00:26:44,677 --> 00:26:46,675 I think I should go now. 467 00:26:47,134 --> 00:26:50,889 Oh, you are very good. I was dead impressed, really. 468 00:26:50,928 --> 00:26:52,857 And I have had a lovely night, 469 00:26:53,230 --> 00:26:55,507 - but I should go. - SHE GASPS 470 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,711 I want you to stay. 471 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:01,416 It feels right, 472 00:27:02,072 --> 00:27:03,778 you here. 473 00:27:05,549 --> 00:27:07,324 I mean, you can go if you like, 474 00:27:08,091 --> 00:27:11,950 but I really, really want you to stay. 475 00:27:24,505 --> 00:27:26,241 Benazir Bhutto! 476 00:27:31,468 --> 00:27:34,031 ? All of me ? 477 00:27:34,267 --> 00:27:38,812 ? Why not take all of me? ? 478 00:27:39,227 --> 00:27:45,488 ? Can't you see I'm no good without you? ? 479 00:27:46,941 --> 00:27:49,899 ? Take my lips ? 480 00:27:49,938 --> 00:27:54,452 ? I want to lose them ? 481 00:27:54,577 --> 00:27:57,402 ? Take my arms ? 482 00:27:57,422 --> 00:28:01,934 ? I'll never use them ? 483 00:28:02,144 --> 00:28:09,308 ? You took the part that once was my heart ? 484 00:28:09,476 --> 00:28:13,472 ? So why not take all of ? 485 00:28:13,498 --> 00:28:17,323 ? Why not take all of ? 486 00:28:17,366 --> 00:28:23,317 ? Why not take all of me? ? 487 00:28:24,179 --> 00:28:27,498 APPLAUSE 488 00:28:33,898 --> 00:28:36,822 You, er, are you sure this is close enough? 489 00:28:38,344 --> 00:28:39,596 Yes. 490 00:28:42,734 --> 00:28:44,195 Thank you. 491 00:29:11,114 --> 00:29:12,417 Rashid! 492 00:29:12,675 --> 00:29:14,129 Rashid! 493 00:29:14,759 --> 00:29:16,323 RASHID! 494 00:29:44,901 --> 00:29:46,432 You said you were hungry. 495 00:29:47,182 --> 00:29:49,318 - Oh... - Milk and sugar? 496 00:29:52,108 --> 00:29:54,218 Why you ask me to come tonight? 497 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:58,265 Oh! Er... 498 00:30:00,211 --> 00:30:04,079 I was going to do the cake, sandwich thing 499 00:30:04,092 --> 00:30:06,653 before I got to my purpose for this evening. 500 00:30:07,522 --> 00:30:10,995 - Sorry. - No, no, no, don't, don't be. 501 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:12,624 I'm not. 502 00:30:14,138 --> 00:30:16,402 I still can't believe you came. 503 00:30:18,198 --> 00:30:21,033 I never do nothing like this before. 504 00:30:23,859 --> 00:30:26,257 I keep surprising myself, eh, na? 505 00:30:26,517 --> 00:30:29,904 Is like I'm watching somebody else doing it. 506 00:30:30,498 --> 00:30:33,270 It don't make bloody sense, I know. 507 00:30:33,778 --> 00:30:34,998 It does if... 508 00:30:35,577 --> 00:30:37,322 If you're enjoying it. 509 00:30:45,334 --> 00:30:48,213 You know, sometimes I feel like I'm... 510 00:30:48,338 --> 00:30:50,720 I'm somewhere I don't want to be yet. 511 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,452 Not yet! 512 00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:55,877 But I have to be, eh, na? 513 00:30:57,815 --> 00:30:59,981 It's different, in here. 514 00:31:01,178 --> 00:31:02,515 I think... 515 00:31:03,934 --> 00:31:09,329 I think you... are intelligent 516 00:31:10,152 --> 00:31:13,617 and funny and scathing... 517 00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:15,953 which I very much admire in a woman. 518 00:31:16,018 --> 00:31:18,937 I'd like to add kind and welcoming, 519 00:31:19,421 --> 00:31:21,912 but you need to do a bit more work on that. 520 00:31:22,698 --> 00:31:25,034 Such a beautiful smile. 521 00:31:27,521 --> 00:31:29,420 And your eyes... 522 00:31:32,065 --> 00:31:33,283 Well, 523 00:31:33,604 --> 00:31:36,095 you've got two, which is a big plus. 524 00:31:37,458 --> 00:31:39,705 And every morning I see them... 525 00:31:41,698 --> 00:31:43,259 ... and they... 526 00:31:44,506 --> 00:31:46,844 They light me up inside. 527 00:31:50,454 --> 00:31:52,466 I think this is the moment in the Bollywood films 528 00:31:52,491 --> 00:31:55,505 that we cut to the moon and the stars. 529 00:31:57,709 --> 00:32:03,244 ? I felt your heart ? 530 00:32:04,411 --> 00:32:09,124 ? So close to mine ? 531 00:32:13,771 --> 00:32:21,214 ? And I knew our joy... ?* 532 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:06,557 - Are you all right, Mam? - Oh, yeah. 533 00:33:06,591 --> 00:33:08,157 You've been gone ages. 534 00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:11,192 I know, but I'm back now. 535 00:33:11,668 --> 00:33:13,165 Go to sleep. 536 00:33:21,089 --> 00:33:23,430 Make-up, jewellery. No? 537 00:33:25,235 --> 00:33:26,967 Make-up, jewel... Hat! 538 00:33:40,763 --> 00:33:43,006 What the bloody hell do you think you're playing at? 539 00:33:43,615 --> 00:33:45,969 - What? - You know exactly what I'm talking about, 540 00:33:45,986 --> 00:33:47,560 you pathetic little creep. 541 00:33:49,772 --> 00:33:51,286 You and Chloe! 542 00:33:52,044 --> 00:33:53,811 Are you kidding? 543 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,177 Where've you heard that? 544 00:33:57,178 --> 00:33:58,600 You were seen! 545 00:33:58,969 --> 00:34:02,622 - Bloody Alya Nawaz saw you! - No. 546 00:34:02,863 --> 00:34:05,569 Chloe was upset... I was just, 547 00:34:05,591 --> 00:34:08,994 - I was just trying to help. - (SHE SCOFFS) That's how it starts. 548 00:34:11,138 --> 00:34:12,762 How dare you! 549 00:34:13,298 --> 00:34:17,012 Suggest that I had anything other than good intentions towards Chloe! 550 00:34:17,049 --> 00:34:18,533 Have you spoken to her? 551 00:34:18,581 --> 00:34:20,972 - No. - No. Of course you haven't. 552 00:34:21,378 --> 00:34:23,785 She was dumped by Jordan Wilson. 553 00:34:24,138 --> 00:34:25,463 Right? 554 00:34:25,635 --> 00:34:27,837 'Course you ignored her and made it all about yourself! 555 00:34:27,850 --> 00:34:30,387 - Don't change the subject! - Oh, I'm not, 556 00:34:30,413 --> 00:34:33,049 it's your favourite, Emma Keane! 557 00:34:33,410 --> 00:34:34,511 Don't you see? 558 00:34:34,756 --> 00:34:38,338 I thought if I could help Chloe... 559 00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:39,978 ... be a friend. 560 00:34:40,707 --> 00:34:42,431 You might see me differently? 561 00:34:42,478 --> 00:34:45,860 I'm just trying to make you to take me seriously! 562 00:34:45,895 --> 00:34:47,340 Stop it! 563 00:34:47,571 --> 00:34:49,625 I thought we had something. 564 00:34:52,498 --> 00:34:54,020 Oh, Will... 565 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:57,437 - No, just not now. - Why? 566 00:34:58,102 --> 00:34:59,895 I'm in love with you! 567 00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,457 It was a one-night stand. 568 00:35:04,582 --> 00:35:10,172 I'm sorry if you felt it was something more... 569 00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:13,217 ... but it wasn't. 570 00:35:13,218 --> 00:35:16,041 Does anyone mean anything to you? 571 00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:21,953 Er, hi. 572 00:35:22,527 --> 00:35:25,121 Is... is Mrs Paracha, here? 573 00:35:25,143 --> 00:35:27,047 No, no, no, love. 574 00:35:27,733 --> 00:35:29,255 Right, 575 00:35:30,019 --> 00:35:31,279 thanks. 576 00:35:38,650 --> 00:35:40,541 Hiya, Miss Keane. 577 00:35:41,077 --> 00:35:42,985 SHE GASPS 578 00:35:43,229 --> 00:35:45,137 Oh... You did it! 579 00:35:45,138 --> 00:35:47,735 Oh, come on, what you talking about? They did it for you. 580 00:35:51,218 --> 00:35:53,077 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 581 00:35:53,570 --> 00:35:54,861 Excellent work, Miss Keane. 582 00:35:54,882 --> 00:35:56,545 Yeah, well done, Emma. 583 00:36:01,874 --> 00:36:03,453 Thanks for coming. 584 00:36:03,697 --> 00:36:06,711 Do you want a cup of tea? I'm having one. 585 00:36:07,392 --> 00:36:09,017 Erm... 586 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:14,638 - ... the tea bags are above the hob. - Oh, aye, right. 587 00:36:15,204 --> 00:36:16,512 Sugar? 588 00:36:17,404 --> 00:36:18,486 Tell you what, why don't, 589 00:36:18,496 --> 00:36:20,133 why don't you go and sit down and I'll make it? 590 00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:21,843 Sugar's in here. 591 00:36:26,868 --> 00:36:28,897 Don't be too hard on our Hayley. 592 00:36:29,697 --> 00:36:31,258 She don't mean 'owt by it. 593 00:36:32,226 --> 00:36:34,897 She's not had much care from me. 594 00:36:36,214 --> 00:36:39,236 It's always been our Missy lookin' out for her, you know? 595 00:36:40,162 --> 00:36:41,773 Doing what mothers do. 596 00:36:43,412 --> 00:36:45,573 - So she's not much faith in me. - Hey, come on. 597 00:36:46,088 --> 00:36:48,179 Hey, I don't believe that. 598 00:36:48,304 --> 00:36:50,179 No, love, you don't have to say. 599 00:36:53,373 --> 00:36:54,917 I know what I am. 600 00:36:56,896 --> 00:36:58,333 She don't trust me. 601 00:36:59,403 --> 00:37:00,894 That's me own fault. 602 00:37:02,578 --> 00:37:04,564 But I just want you to know she... 603 00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:07,794 ... she in't a bad kid. 604 00:37:09,557 --> 00:37:11,173 Missy told me what they'd been through. 605 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:12,871 I'd have bottled it. 606 00:37:13,914 --> 00:37:15,509 Stuck together, they did. 607 00:37:16,336 --> 00:37:17,393 Yeah, 608 00:37:18,631 --> 00:37:20,709 and that's why I don't want to get between them. 609 00:37:21,178 --> 00:37:22,195 I just... 610 00:37:24,338 --> 00:37:25,959 I'm not going to come back. 611 00:37:27,468 --> 00:37:29,328 Aaron! But, 612 00:37:29,756 --> 00:37:33,262 - what about our Missy? - Honest, I don't want to it's, erm... 613 00:37:35,273 --> 00:37:38,185 She cares about her too much and I really care about her, 614 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,450 so it's the right thing to do. I'm sorry. 615 00:37:41,778 --> 00:37:43,155 Aaron! 616 00:38:05,770 --> 00:38:06,862 Is there... 617 00:38:07,565 --> 00:38:09,009 Is there any kissing in this play? 618 00:38:10,148 --> 00:38:11,235 I don't think so. 619 00:38:16,555 --> 00:38:18,116 Would you be able to kiss a girl? 620 00:38:19,642 --> 00:38:22,164 You know, like, in front of your parents? 621 00:38:23,744 --> 00:38:25,576 The story's meant to be a dream. 622 00:38:26,865 --> 00:38:28,202 Do weird things, 623 00:38:28,895 --> 00:38:30,586 things that they wouldn't dream of doing. 624 00:38:31,715 --> 00:38:33,240 Then they just forget about it. 625 00:38:38,514 --> 00:38:39,582 Yeah. 626 00:38:42,575 --> 00:38:44,739 Fancy a bit of that myself sometimes. 627 00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:07,039 You know... 628 00:39:07,299 --> 00:39:09,244 ... when I was young in Pakistan, 629 00:39:10,527 --> 00:39:12,756 we used to go to wash in the stream. 630 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,715 And then after, we would... 631 00:39:15,877 --> 00:39:17,766 we would all get in a line 632 00:39:18,675 --> 00:39:20,929 and Nana would comb my hair. 633 00:39:21,377 --> 00:39:23,703 And then my cousin Saria 634 00:39:23,723 --> 00:39:26,042 would sit in front of me and I would comb her hair 635 00:39:26,704 --> 00:39:29,620 and then Auntie Fatima, she would comb Nana's hair. 636 00:39:29,665 --> 00:39:31,977 (SHE CHUCKLES) All in line. 637 00:39:32,927 --> 00:39:34,227 A lot of hair. 638 00:39:49,764 --> 00:39:51,867 DOOR BELL RINGS 639 00:39:57,752 --> 00:39:59,449 It's Razia, isn't it? 640 00:39:59,842 --> 00:40:00,967 How do you know? 641 00:40:00,984 --> 00:40:02,538 Your dad lives with me. 642 00:40:02,888 --> 00:40:04,088 He's not in, 643 00:40:04,743 --> 00:40:06,049 do you want to come in and wait? 644 00:40:06,441 --> 00:40:07,809 No offence but no. 645 00:40:08,149 --> 00:40:09,895 We've just come to see your Aaron. You know, 646 00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:11,970 - me brother. - It's personal. 647 00:40:12,793 --> 00:40:14,639 - Aaron! - Yeah. 648 00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:16,913 Someone here to see you. 649 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:21,294 Hayley. 650 00:40:21,966 --> 00:40:24,703 Razia Bibi Paracha, I'm your sister. 651 00:40:25,228 --> 00:40:27,025 I'll tell your dad I saw you. 652 00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:29,248 Tell him I'm dyspraxic. 653 00:40:33,679 --> 00:40:34,849 Erm, 654 00:40:35,363 --> 00:40:37,068 so what can I do for you? 655 00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:39,288 Sorry. You can come back. 656 00:40:39,709 --> 00:40:40,789 Yeah? 657 00:40:41,521 --> 00:40:42,554 Yeah. 658 00:40:43,037 --> 00:40:44,037 Hm! 659 00:40:44,047 --> 00:40:45,424 Didn't sound very welcoming, that, did it? 660 00:40:45,448 --> 00:40:46,971 - No, right moody. - Yeah. 661 00:40:48,233 --> 00:40:50,089 - Me and Missy, right... - Look, I know. 662 00:40:50,373 --> 00:40:52,983 I know, I know it's you and Missy against the world. I get it. 663 00:40:53,508 --> 00:40:54,983 I mean, you don't even know who I am. 664 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,365 Why should you trust me? 665 00:40:56,372 --> 00:40:58,633 It's not that. It's just if you and Missy went off. 666 00:40:58,758 --> 00:41:00,934 Look, you said you've been through a lot together. 667 00:41:00,952 --> 00:41:02,801 - We have. - It's all right. 668 00:41:03,209 --> 00:41:06,700 That's why you'll always come first with her, OK? 669 00:41:07,368 --> 00:41:08,467 Not me. 670 00:41:09,290 --> 00:41:10,755 She loves you too much. 671 00:41:11,712 --> 00:41:12,852 That's why I like her. 672 00:41:20,418 --> 00:41:22,891 Why is break-up sex always the best? 673 00:41:24,812 --> 00:41:26,625 I didn't know we were doing break-up sex. 674 00:41:28,841 --> 00:41:30,785 - I thought we'd decided... - No, 675 00:41:30,978 --> 00:41:32,542 no, I didn't agree to that. 676 00:41:33,615 --> 00:41:35,549 Well, I definitely remember saying before we started, 677 00:41:35,570 --> 00:41:37,805 that we weren't going to do break-up sex. 678 00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:39,956 Look, I had it in me diary and everything... 679 00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:44,453 "Get Asian kids for Emma's play, don't do break-up sex". 680 00:41:44,531 --> 00:41:45,620 SHE GIGGLES 681 00:41:50,477 --> 00:41:52,831 We've been doing break-up sex for weeks. 682 00:41:57,788 --> 00:41:59,438 How do we stop this? 683 00:42:01,865 --> 00:42:03,319 Do you want to? 684 00:42:13,806 --> 00:42:15,139 I can't leave her. 685 00:42:16,271 --> 00:42:17,943 That's not what I asked. 686 00:42:23,748 --> 00:42:26,240 HONKING 687 00:42:35,013 --> 00:42:36,830 Do you want a lift or what? 688 00:42:41,107 --> 00:42:42,729 I'm sorry. 689 00:42:43,009 --> 00:42:44,756 I'm sorry too. 690 00:42:48,314 --> 00:42:50,602 Well, what you waiting for? 691 00:42:51,588 --> 00:42:54,878 Thank God for that, I thought it were going to be dead awkward! 692 00:42:55,330 --> 00:42:56,729 Are we OK? 693 00:42:56,854 --> 00:42:58,289 Yeah. 694 00:42:58,529 --> 00:43:00,629 Yeah, I guess I was just a bit fussy 695 00:43:00,629 --> 00:43:02,596 about who my brother went out with. 696 00:43:03,690 --> 00:43:05,416 I'll see you in school. 697 00:43:13,053 --> 00:43:15,952 "But I know when thou hast stolen away from fairy land, 698 00:43:16,077 --> 00:43:19,409 and in the shape of Corin sat all day". 699 00:43:21,553 --> 00:43:23,622 I didn't mean to upset you, the other day. 700 00:43:23,804 --> 00:43:27,866 - I just weren't thinking. - You done nothing wrong, putri. 701 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,862 - That boy... - Aaron. 702 00:43:31,050 --> 00:43:34,093 ... he can't be blame for what happen to me. Eh? 703 00:43:36,639 --> 00:43:38,536 You like him? 704 00:43:39,287 --> 00:43:41,923 - He's all right. - All right? 705 00:43:41,956 --> 00:43:43,767 Least he doesn't look like his bloody father... 706 00:43:44,073 --> 00:43:46,635 - Thanks God! - THEY LAUGH 707 00:43:47,031 --> 00:43:48,768 Bring him for tea tonight. 708 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,426 Tell your mam and Hayley. 709 00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:04,787 Have I done something to upset you? 710 00:44:04,830 --> 00:44:07,569 WHISPERS: Please go, before anybody see me! 711 00:44:07,570 --> 00:44:08,807 Why do... 712 00:44:09,177 --> 00:44:11,626 Why do you keep avoiding me? What's wrong? 713 00:44:12,007 --> 00:44:13,593 I don't understand. 714 00:44:13,718 --> 00:44:15,748 I can't! Don't you see? 715 00:44:15,919 --> 00:44:18,069 No, I don't! 716 00:44:19,441 --> 00:44:21,713 - Is it me? - No, 717 00:44:22,334 --> 00:44:25,143 no, nothing wrong with you. 718 00:44:26,623 --> 00:44:28,096 - What then? - It's me. 719 00:44:28,155 --> 00:44:30,138 I'm a confused, na? 720 00:44:30,926 --> 00:44:33,960 So much happening to me. 721 00:44:35,165 --> 00:44:37,995 I just need to stand still for a bit. 722 00:44:38,767 --> 00:44:41,361 Just need to be me again. 723 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,074 Kaneez! 724 00:44:49,646 --> 00:44:52,524 _ 725 00:44:52,851 --> 00:44:57,884 _ 726 00:45:01,983 --> 00:45:03,522 Sir! 727 00:45:13,624 --> 00:45:17,330 Riz, Lysander; Nasreen, Hermia; 728 00:45:17,644 --> 00:45:19,645 Dan, Demetrius; 729 00:45:19,770 --> 00:45:21,514 Hayley, Helena;... 730 00:45:22,238 --> 00:45:24,166 ... Missy, Titania; 731 00:45:24,806 --> 00:45:28,524 Cory, Bottom; Naveed, Puck;... 732 00:45:28,591 --> 00:45:30,889 ... Razia, drums in the band. 733 00:45:30,890 --> 00:45:33,400 And, Alya, Assistant Director. 734 00:45:33,416 --> 00:45:35,811 - I didn't put my name down. - Your dad did. 735 00:45:35,870 --> 00:45:38,774 It's the perfect job for you to keep an eye on our morals, Alya. 736 00:45:38,899 --> 00:45:41,167 Think how good it'll look on your UCAS form. 737 00:45:42,059 --> 00:45:43,845 What about me, bro? 738 00:45:44,494 --> 00:45:47,365 Erm, brown king at the back again bro! 739 00:45:47,490 --> 00:45:49,529 LAUGHTER 740 00:45:49,737 --> 00:45:52,275 "If we shadows have offended... 741 00:45:52,301 --> 00:45:54,779 Think but this and all is mended... 742 00:45:54,809 --> 00:45:59,046 That but you have slumbered here whilst these visions did appear 743 00:45:59,171 --> 00:46:01,379 And this weak and idle theme 744 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,569 No more yielding than a dream." 745 00:46:03,570 --> 00:46:06,563 MUSIC: All of Me By Billie Holiday 746 00:46:07,909 --> 00:46:10,318 ? All of me ? 747 00:46:11,231 --> 00:46:15,571 ? Why not take all of me? ? 748 00:46:16,570 --> 00:46:19,519 ? Can't you see... ? 749 00:46:19,785 --> 00:46:24,059 ? ... I'm no good without you? ? 750 00:46:25,169 --> 00:46:27,425 ? Baby... ? 751 00:46:27,970 --> 00:46:32,226 ? ... Take all of me! ? 752 00:46:35,305 --> 00:46:40,054 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 753 00:46:40,104 --> 00:46:44,654 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52983

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