All language subtitles for About a Boy s02e16 H ole.eng

(Liz) I don't mind letting
you drink for free, Will,

but the margin on olives
is very thin, so...

Oh, well, I'm making
a point here, Liz.

Each one of these olives
represent a time

that we've hung out together
here at work.

- Aw.
- Mm-Hmm.

So this is our
one, two, three...

Fourth date!

No, no, no. Not a date.

No, a date is when you go
out with someone to someplace

other than their
place of work.

What we've had are visits.

Now, on our first visit,
you told me all about your son.

And on our second visit,

you told me about how you lost
your virginity

and that abomination
that you call a pinkie toe.

- [Laughs]
- In all seriousness,

I love actually
hanging out with you,

but we need to go
on a date date

- what's going on?
- I know, I know, I know, but...

Will, I am a single mom
working two jobs,

and I have to tell you,
I have been burned before

by guys with baggage and
messy, emotional attachments.

There was a guy who
was divorcing his wife

and then a guy
who lived with his mom

and then the guy who bought
lingerie for his sister.

- Yikes.
- Yeah, that happened.

I need a guy
with no drama, no surprises.

That is me.
That's totally me.

I don't even have a sister.

Yeah, but everybody, every
single person has their something,

and I have yet to figure out
what yours is.

I'm sorry.
I am just this charming,

drama-free gentleman
you see before you.

- Really?
- Mm-Hmm.

So no something?
Nothing weird?

[Cell phone vibrates]

- Better take this.
- All right.

Hello?

Don't hello me!
Where are you?

Fiona is not taking this breakup
with Mr. Chris well at all!

Heartbreak be gone!
Happiness return!

- Heartbreak be gone!
- [Sobbing]

Happiness return!

Andy, what the hell
is going on there?

The doula session
has gone dark, Will.

That's what going on!

Well, you're the one who wanted
your umpteenth kid

delivered by a fake,
baby-helping person.

She's touching me
again, Andy!

I just want to listen
to the sound of a heart

that's never been broken.

[Fiona sobbing]

[Line clicks, dial tone]
[Gasps]

Hey.
What was all that?

Oh, cable guy.
Yeah, scheduling snafu.

Yeah, I gotta run
but, uh, you were

about to agree to go
on a date with me.

I want to.
I really do.

But what free time I do have,

I mostly just spend it
running errands.

We could do that.
I love errands.

You want to run errands
with me?

Well, I want to do a lot
of things with you, Liz,

but we can start there.

We can start with errands.

Okay, let me think about it.

You know, we can do
some of my errands too.

You can help me pick out
a nightie for my mommy.

[Laughs]

(Man)
Here we go.

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Okay, here you go.

I made you some hot tea.

And I whispered happy thoughts
into its steam.

And I only judged it
silently.

Oh.
Sorry and thank you.

I just miss Chris so much.

Well, I...

Are you showing me affection?

Just support.
Yeah.

Yeah, but caring support.

Well, talking about it
makes it--makes it weirder.

But honestly,
you know, Fiona,

I know it may not
seem like it now

but there's gonna come a day
where all this pain you feel

is just gonna go away.

And that day is tomorrow!

Tomorrow is when we
do our reflection ritual.

Yeah, it's this amazing
thing that Marcus and I do

to heal when
we've been through

a significant
emotional challenge.

You should do it
with us, Will!

- [Gasps]
- No, that seems unnecessary.

What an excellent idea!

Oh, my gosh! Yes!

You can mourn the loss
of Dr. Sam,

and we could grieve
our losses together.

Actually, I'm good.
I'm good.

I've been there,
mourned that, you know.

All right, Marcus and I
will just do it alone...

[Crying]
Forever and ever--

I'm not gonna pretend.
I'm doing the the ritual with you.

Whatever you guys need,
I'm gonna help out, okay?

I'm gonna--
I'm your guy.

Lovely, lovely.
Thank you.

[Exhales sharply]

Group hug?

Okay. Let's bring
it in here.

Make it quick.

[Cell phone vibrates]

Let met get this.

(Fiona)
Just one more minute.

- Oh, that's enough for one--
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

We're just starting
the healing here, guys.

[Door opens]

Hey-o! Whoa!
Everybody's in black.

I kind of like it, guys.
You're looking good.

Shh.

The Reflection Ritual starts
with the Morning of Mourning.

And what is that?

It is a time of quietude

from the European
monastic tradition

of the daily great silence.

Okay, well, is there any room
in the tradition for Asiago--

fasting?

Ah, ah, ah, ah!

Uh...

Okay, all right, well, um,

how long does this whole, uh,

monistat 7 silence
thing last?

Not long. Just until
we dig the Memory Hole.

The what, now?

Wow. You're really good
at digging, Will.

Just out of curiosity,
what is the Memory Hole for?

Well, when it's deep enough,

Mom will throw in
all the things

that remind her
of Mr. Chris.

And how do we know
when it's deep enough?

Well, the depth
of the Memory Hole

is directly proportionate

to the depth
of Mom's despair.

_

Ugh.

[Grunts]

Wow. It's like that
dirt did something to you.

[Grunting]

[Gong sounds]

The Morning of Mourning
is complete!

All right, what do you
think, Mom?

Is the Memory
Hole deep enough?

Oh, yeah. That's great.
[Cell phone vibrates]

(Fiona) Ooh, I was gonna do
this alphabetically to--

to throw them in, but I think
there might be some merit

to a chronological disposal.

_

There's no place for texting
on the Day of Reflection, Will.

Oh, sorry.
Okay, let's do this!

[Clears throat] Let's throw all of
Chris's crap in the hole and get to it.

Maybe throw a couple
of these in there.

- I'll take this box.
- No, hey, hey! No!

You take each item and give it
its proper valediction.

Definition?

Basically, Mom gives
a eulogy of every item.

Every item?

"Two households,

"both alike in dignity

- "in fair Verona
- [cell phone vibrates]

"where we lay our scene.

"From ancient grudge
breaks new mutiny."

[Imitates crying]

Oh, dear...

Sorry, sorry.
Go on.

- What's wrong?
- I just, uh--

Romeo and Juliet, you know,
two lovers burdened

by circumstance and time,

it just reminds me of
me and Sam, you know.

- Aw.
- Maybe I haven't

properly mourned
what happened with us.

And I just feel like--
I'm a wreck. Look at me.

Well, you do seem
pretty sweaty.

I-I think I should--
I think I should burn

some of her stuff too.

It's so brave of you
to face your emotions

and purge
your painful memories.

Yeah.
It's so painful.

The thing is, uh,
a lot of her stuff

is in a storage unit
in Oakland.

I'll go grab that now.

- In Oakland?
- Yeah, it's about an hour away,

two, three with traffic,
so it shouldn't be too long.

Oh, okay.
Well, I'll tell you what.

I'll eulogize Chris's stuff

while you're getting
Sam's stuff,

and then we'll have
our ceremonial burning together.

Really?
You would wait for me?

- I would.
- I'll be right back.

Man, there's gonna be
so much healing today.

I know!

Hey. I heard it
was laundry day, so...

I got you a little gift.

[Gasps]
Laundry detergent.

Mm-Hmm, with microbial
stain blockers.

Ooh, microbial
stain blockers are so hot.

So hot.

[Happy by C2C]

Ah!

You okay?

It was him or me.

Oh, sexy boots.

Oh, sabered Prosecco.

No pro-seconds
for me now.

[Cell phone bloops]

Ooh!

All right...

I'm very good at--
No, what are you doing?

Here, fold a T-shirt.

I'll refold this.
You didn't do this right.

No. I got it.

- I'll do this one.
- [Laughing] Stop.

- Two limes!
- And an apple.

- One apple!
- Two avocados.

- Two avocados!
- Get there.

[Laughs] Carrots.
Is he coming?

[Laughs]
I don't know.

Paper towels coming!
Get it!

- [Screams]
- Yeah!

Dear flute.

You really have blown
your last note of love.

[cries]

Free samples?
Oh, that's great.

I could do something
like that.

Okay.

Uh, you're supposed to--

No.

(Liz) I had so much
fun with you today.

(Will) Me too. I think next
time we step up our game.

[Laughs]
You know what?

I think you've earned something
a little more romantic.

- Really?
- Mm-Hmm.

Oh, too bad my next day off
isn't for two weeks

[Clears Throat] You know, we could always
try to get you fired.

Yeah, we could do that!

I'll fire you.

[Chuckles]

[Laughs]

Ah, I wish
I could stay, but...

I have to go pick up my son
from this birthday party.

I would give you
$1.8 million

to spend another hour
with you.

Wow.

That came out
way more prostitute-y

than I intended.

- [Laughs] It did.
- It did.

Okay, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.

- I'll be right back.
- All right.

[Cell phone vibrating]

[Exhales deeply]

Hey, buddy.
What's going on?

Why haven't you replied
to any of my texts?

Um, well, I'm in Oakland.

You try getting a good signal
in Oakland.

You're still
coming back, right?

Uh, I'm coming back
right now.

Uh, I'll see you soon,
buddy, okay?

On my way!

Hey!
Great news!

My son called,
and he wants to stay

at the birthday party
for a few more hours,

so what do you want to do?

A few more hours?
Well, I--

well, I don't want you
to get sick of me.

Too much of a good thing,
you know what I mean? Mmm...

How about you
show me your place?

My place?

Yeah.

Uh... Um...

Uh-oh!
Surprise inspection!

- No, no, no.
- What every man fears!

- [Chuckles awkwardly]
- Are you up for that?

Or are you afraid I'm gonna
find something I don't like?

We are going
to my place, all right?

- Yeah?
- That's a perfect idea.

- I love it.
- Okay.

Let's go to my place.

- Okay.
- Wow.

[Laughing]
What a nice place.

Let's take a look.

- Oh!
- Ooh.

Hey, why no lights?

[Whispering]
Yeah, we're in a drought.

[Whispering]
Why are you whispering?

Oh, um--yeah, my neighbors
have a newborn

and he's real sensitive,
you know.

Anything wakes him up, so...

Oh, is that why we parked
all the way down the street?

Totally, yeah, totally.

He's real sensitive to the--
you know, the hum

of a German motor.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

I think, if I'm being honest,

that it's kind of a,
you know,

a vibrational thing,
when I think about it,

but let's head upstairs.

[Laughs]
Okay.

[Normal voice]
Uh, hey, Will,

I just, um--
I just have to say,

it's kind of been a long time

since I've been with a guy.

And it's definitely been
a long time

since I've felt this way
about one, so...

[Exhales deeply]
I just wanted you to know that.

[Normal voice]
Uh, I appreciate that. Let's go.

Careful, you may wake the baby.
Lighten your steps.

- Oh, yeah.
- [Cell phone vibrates]

Hey, hey, um--I'm gonna--
you go upstairs.

I just got
to run back to--

You know, the baby--
the baby is--

the whole thing's happening.

Okay.

[Cell phone vibrates]

Marcus.

Where are you?

Sorry, man, I am just
in the gnarliest traffic.

Um, do you mind delaying
the ceremonial burning?

It's gonna take me
probably about an hour.

- An hour?
- Actually, you know what?

It's been a while
since I've done it, so...

Probably 45 minutes, maybe.

- What?
- What? Nothing, nothing.

I'm gonna be there as soon
as I can, bud, all right?

Right as
I get through the traffic.

So what item of Sam's
did you bring to burn?

Uh, I'm gonna keep that
a surprise for you, big boy.

Will, a light just went on
in your bedroom.

There's someone
in your house!

The traffic just lightened up.
It's a miracle!

I'll be home in two minutes!

- I'm gonna call the cops.
- Don't call the cops!

Don't call the cops!
Do not call the cops!

Okay!
Where were we?

[Whispering]
Shh! You'll wake the baby!

What baby?

[Whispering]
Oh, yeah, right!

What--yeah--

yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
everything's perfect.

- Yeah, everything's good, yeah.
- Everything's just perfect.

- There we go.
- [Laughs]

Yeah.

Ooh.
[Laughing]

Um, um, um, um, you know
what I'm gonna do?

I am gonna go
and get us some wine.

Uh, well, I think we're
pretty past the wine part.

Now, yes, but after, you know,
when we want the wine,

I won't have to go down naked
and get it.

You know what I mean?
Okay. I'll be right back.

- Oh.
- Oh, uh...

Can I borrow this?

I'll just borrow this
real quick.

My wine cellar
gets a little bit drafty.

Well, why don't you just, uh,
take your own shirt?

Uh, 'cause--
well, I would, you know,

but, uh, uh, I'm already
all the way over here.

Huh?

Okay, guys, I'm here.

Uh, I think we should
call the police,

because what if the person
robbing your house

comes through the dumbwaiter,
robs my house?

There's nobody in my house.

My bedroom light
is on a timer.

It's an easy explanation,
totally plausible.

Anyway, I'm here
for the burning ceremony,

and I got Sam's sweater,
so let's go!

Okay, well, you're gonna have
to put Sam's sweater

in the Memory Hole.

I--you know, I had
a good cry with it in the car.

A nice little sniffle with it,
and I rubbed some tears,

and I feel, like,
real close to it,

so I think I'm gonna
hold on to it,

if that's all right,
do sort of a--

Quick like a Band-Aid,
I always say.

Good-bye, Chris.

Good-bye, memories
of Chris.

Good-bye, love.

Unity Embrace!

Ah, come on, Unity Embrace.

Come on.

Release the pain!

(Fiona and Marcus)
Release the pain!

Shh. I need to release
the pain silently.

There we go. Okay, guys,
you know what I got to do?

I'm gonna go check
on that timer.

I feel like I need
to reset it.

No, wait, Will.
In order for the ritual

to be complete, we all have
to stand around the fire

until it burns
completely out.

Completely out?

Yeah, the embers burn out,

and our pain disappears
with the smoke!

You know what? I'm sorry.
This is ridiculous.

Hey, hey, you!
No!

Get off! What is
the matter with you?

Why can't you take
this seriously?

What is so bloddy important

That you must ruin the sanctity
of the Day of Reflection?

- [Groans]
- Will.

Too bad you just threw
Sam's sweater into the fire.

Looks like that girl over there
could really use it.

Hi.

Hi.

Um, what the hell
is this, Will?

Uh... Uh...

Oh, no, is this your family?

No, no, it's not my family.

Oh, my God, are you in some
sort of weird, pagan cult?

- No, no, no...
- Hey, hey, hey!

We are not a cult.

Please, uh, let me--
Liz, I can explain.

Okay, you know what? I don't
even think I need to hear it.

Thank you, Will,
for once again putting Marcus

and my emotional needs
in the backseat

to one of your
vapid sexual conquests.

- No! You are not a conquest!
- Excuse me?

- You're not a conquest.
- Okay, I don't know

what any of this is,
but it is clearly

some very messy
baggage, so...

No, no, it's not.
Liz, please!

- I can explain.
- Carry on!

Stop! Don't!

Will, I was really hoping
you were different,

but I guess I was wrong.

I am-- I--

Liz!

[Groans]

Thank you.

Thank you for that, Fiona.

Are you guys arguing?
Should I be leaving?

Wait. You're the one
who abandoned me

in my time of need
to hang out with that--

close your ears,
Marcus--

- Strumpet.
- Yeap. Leaving.

She is not
a one-night stand, okay?

She's just a normal girl
looking for a normal guy

without any drama or baggage,

and that's impossible
for me to be

when I'm hanging out
with you and Marcus

burning trash in a yard.
I--

Listen, I like her, Fiona.

I like her a lot, okay?

Why didn't you just tell me?

Because you were having
such a hard time

and you're suffering,
and I didn't want to be bragging

about how I was falling
for somebody.

You know, it's like
throwing salt in an open wound.

This is why
I didn't say anything.

These aren't tears
of sadness for me.

They're tears
of happiness for you.

I mean, if love can grow

in the putrid soil
of your tiny fractured heart,

then, you know,
maybe there's hope for me.

- This is so...
- [Sniffles]

You know, you should go and tell
Liz how you feel right now.

Well, what about the memory hole
and all that stuff?

Oh, Marcus and I will mourn,

and I've chucked enough
lighter fluid on it.

It'll be burning
well after you get back.

- Go on.
- Okay.

[Door closes,
indistinct chatter]

Liz, hey.
Can we go talk somewhere?

I'm working.

Can I have a beer, then?

Listen, it turns out,
you know,

I do have a "something,"
and I'm really sorry

I didn't tell you
about it sooner--

That's ten dollars.

Really? No more freebies.
Okay.

Look, I'm gonna
get this out.

I am so sorry I didn't tell you
about Fiona and Marcus.

They're not something that's
easy to talk about or explain

or even understand,

but they are definitely
my "something."

Their my neighbors.

They're my weird, vegan,
ridiculously codependent neighbors.

Actually, you know, if I'm being
completely honest with you,

they are a little bit
more than that.

My relationship with them
is not something

that I would've ever asked for,

but they've become
this kind of strange,

unexpected part of my life,

and, frankly,
they're important to me.

But the woman,
the weird mom--

That relationship
is strictly platonic,

like, violently platonic.

And the little dude
is good for me,

and for a kid whose dad
is, like, a million miles away,

I am, like, really good
for him too.

So, yes, I have
a "something."

But so does everybody, right?

(All)
Yeah.

I mean, not that I'm
in any place to judge,

but this gentleman
to my right

probably has some issues
with alcohol.

Look, Liz...

I am so sorry
I didn't tell you sooner,

but I like you,
like, really like you.

And I would love it
if you'd give me another chance.

Come on.
Give it to him.

[Patrons shouting
encouragement]

[Cheers and applause]

I can do weird neighbors.

That's definitely
gonna be tested.

[Both chuckle]

[Cheers and applause]

Are we sure this guy's okay?

Is he with anybody?

The fire, it's almost out.

This must be what it
feels like to sit Shiva.

I cannot believe it burned
through the entire night,

through the driving rain,
the howling wind.

We definitely should've gone in
during the lightning storm.

That was ridiculous.

This might be the most
stubborn batch of memories

we've ever burned.

[Fire sizzles]

[Both gasp]

It's out.

It's out!

[Bugle playing]
Ah! Ow! What are you doing?

Reveille!

The Day of Reflection
is over!

Oh, thank God!

Let the Week of Sorrow begin!

- What? What?
- I'll start sewing the robes.

No, no!
No!

[Dog barks]

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