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I'm numb.
Except for this big pain in my heart.
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I can't believe this, I...
I just can't believe it.
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Were we wrong to trust her?
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Should we have talked
to her more, you know?
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Kept a better watch on her?
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Not allowed her to even date Wilson?
I mean, what?
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What could we have done
that could make this not happen?
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Can we look at
blaming ourselves later?
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Right now, I'm too upset with Mary and
Wilson to get upset with you and me.
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I...
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What are we gonna do?
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Well, the first thing we have to do
is to tell Mary.
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Tell her we know she's pregnant?
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No, tell her
that she herself is pregnant.
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What?
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Eric, she can't have known
or even suspected the possibility
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or she would have never volunteered
for the physical for basketball camp.
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The life she had
just five minutes ago,
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it's over.
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- I can't believe Simon pulled it off.
- Yeah.
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- You slapped me, you know.
- And you can bite me.
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You've been butting into my life
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telling me what to do,
what not to do,
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and acting like
some kind of freak parent
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for as long as I can remember,
you know.
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Why is that?
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Because I'm your older brother,
I care about you.
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Yeah, well, care less.
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Ruthie.
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- That was for the summer job.
- Oh, okay.
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Well, as long as you have
a good reason.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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I'll miss you too.
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I can't believe they didn't give Happy
a trophy or a medal
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or a laminated commemorative plaque
or something,
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anything from those
Pow Chow people.
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I mean, how many dogs can do this?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Happy...
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...would you rather
have your Pow Chow
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taken away from you or be a--
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Hi.
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I packed my special occasion tie.
What time's graduation?
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--dead dog?
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[HAPPY WHIMPERS]
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Now, I know we're early,
and we're sorry,
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but we had planned
to spend a few days
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with an old buddy of mine,
Tom Phelps.
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You know, help him
out of a divorce situation.
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But Tom chose
to ignore the schedule
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and our plans went
to hell in a handbasket,
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and here we are early.
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Tom and his wife got back together.
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JOHN: You know, I've known Tom
since basic training,
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and frankly, he's always been
inconsiderate, hasn't he?
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George sends his love.
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He's sick so he had to stay home
with Aunt Julie,
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probably giving her the flu
even as we speak.
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Do you think we're carriers?
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Oh, no, no, colonel, no, it's...
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It's just that--
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Well, Matt just told us
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that he's gonna miss
his high school graduation
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because he got a job.
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It's a job in a Washington D.C.
summer work programme
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that we knew nothing about.
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Until today.
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So as glad as we are to see you,
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you may have made
this trip for nothing.
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So in sum, the boy has a chance
to work in Washington D.C.,
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the medulla oblongata
of the American body politic,
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and you're upset because he doesn't
wanna walk across the stage
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in a muumuu and a cardboard hat?
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It took Matt 12 years
to earn that cardboard hat
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and he didn't do it alone.
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This whole family earned the right
to celebrate Matt's graduation
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and somehow, it just won't be
the same without him at it.
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You know, son, graduation ceremony
is also called commencement.
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So let the boy start his life
and commence already.
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I couldn't have said it better.
Thank you.
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Hey, Matt.
My goodness, how are you?
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You came just in the nick of time.
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In need of reinforcements, are you?
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- Probably.
- Definitely.
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You know, there's no need to try
to settle all of this
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within the first 15 minutes
of your arrival, so...
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Matt, I believe those bags
have your name on them.
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And...
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You'll have Matt's new room
and Matt will have his old room
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and then, well,
Simon will bunk with Ruthie.
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Terrific. Here you go, dear.
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Hey, thanks for taking my side
down there.
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It's about what's right, Matt,
not sides.
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I know. I bet you never thought
we'd be on the same one.
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I never say never.
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You make all kinds of friends
in foxholes.
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Of course, none of them
ever had bangs you could part--
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I cut my hair, it grew back.
Hair does that.
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Oh, yes, yes, that's right.
Hair can be such pesky business.
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Refresh my memory now,
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it's one haircut per person
per lifetime here in Glen Oak?
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RUTH:
Oh, enough.
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If you look at him from the back,
you wouldn't think he's a man.
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You'd just think, what pretty hair.
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[JOHN CLEARS THROAT]
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I gotta tell you, I'm not real
excited about talking to Mary
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with my parents in the house.
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I'm not excited about talking
to Mary with a living soul in the house,
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but your parents are staying,
I'm not waiting.
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Okay.
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- After you.
- Oh, yeah, like I'm gonna fall for that.
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Excuse us, but we don't need
to be channel surfing
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if there's M.I.T. work to be done.
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- We're here, we're near.
- Get used to us.
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Well, there's no burning
M.I.T. work to be done at the moment.
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Yeah.
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By the way,
we're not the kind of religious guys
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who get to listen to people's
confessions, are we?
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No.
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Oh. Bummer.
That could've been good.
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Gentlemen, M.I.T.s,
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being a minister
in not a spectator sport.
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You have to give of yourself, not look
to be entertained by plights of others.
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You have to listen even when you don't
feel like it. That's what a minister does.
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Yeah, what a minister does
is give sound and objective counsel
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and looks out for people,
tries to give them hope
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and help them find it in themselves.
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A minister takes care of people
in times of need.
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What she said.
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Sorry, what did you say
after that hope stuff?
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I was listening,
you were going kind of fast.
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- Help people in times of need.
- Oh, that's a big one.
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You know, if we write big and
double-space this, it'll take up a page.
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Yeah.
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I don't wanna do this.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, where are you guys going?
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Are we interrupting?
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No, Lucy and I were maybe going
to go grab something to eat
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with a couple of friends.
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Please? We'll be home early.
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RUTH:
Friends of the gentleman persuasion?
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Well...
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Oh, date night.
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We did just get here
in the nick of time.
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Divine intervention?
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Colonel, Grandma Ruth,
this is Wilson West,
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Billy West and Kenny Milner.
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WILSON: It's a pleasure.
RUTH: Hello.
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JOHN: I understand plans are afoot
for an evening out.
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Status?
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I couldn't get a baby-sitter, so we'll
probably have our evening out in.
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Here. In this house here.
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Oh, poop.
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ROD:
Hey, don't despair.
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- We can help.
- Absolutely.
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Looks like you guys need
a baby-sitter, here we are,
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two trustworthy M.I.T.s
for the price of one.
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Look, I appreciate the offer,
but, um...
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But what?
We're gonna be here all night.
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And if we need help,
Mrs. Camden can always
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be our child-care Coach Lombardi.
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Who are these guys again?
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My ex-boyfriends.
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They're not here for me,
they're here for my dad.
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So, what do you say, Wilson?
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- Are you sure?
- S?, it'll be fun.
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Okay. We won't be gone long.
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[BILLY BABBLES]
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Hey, pequito muchacho. Ha, ha.
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His stuff is in the living room.
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Stuff, living room, check.
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Come on, come on.
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You know,
that Moon boy's growing on me.
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Good, because the other boy
has something growing on him.
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It's a moustache.
Don't be seduced by it.
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So a quick burger is okay?
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Very quick.
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[ROD, JIMMY AND BILLY
CHATTERING]
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Update me.
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Why are Lucy's ex-boyfriends
babysitting Wilson's brother?
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Well, Billy is Wilson's son.
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ERIC: And Rod and Jimmy
practically live here.
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I'm not sure why.
I don't think they have a key.
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Well, things couldn't get
much worse.
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Yeah.
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You'd like to think that'd be true,
wouldn't you?
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Later, honey.
I don't have time to plaster.
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Come on. Come on.
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You know, I know she's your sister
and everything, I mean he's my friend,
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but, man, get the hose already.
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LUCY: No kidding.
- So tell me about you.
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- Huh?
- I wanna know everything about you.
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Or at least the stuff
you want me to know.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Really.
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Hey, Dad, do you have a minute?
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Oh, absolutely, sure.
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Look, Annie and I are-- We're thrilled
that you and Mom are here, really.
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But the situation we've got going
with Matt at the moment
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is a little touchy, so--
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- So get the hell out of Dodge?
- No, Dodge, no.
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But future discussions regarding Matt's
summer work possibility
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and graduation, yes.
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See, Matt's his class valedictorian
and he's supposed to make a speech
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and, you know, this whole graduation
thing is very important to everyone.
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I had no idea
he and all that hair had done so well.
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- Neither did we.
- Well, you're absolutely right.
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I'll have to make another phone call.
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What do you mean,
another phone call?
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Yeah, what do you mean
another phone call?
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You forgot one.
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You got me
into the summer work programme?
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JOHN:
Of course not, no.
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Once, on the telephone, your mother
casually mentioned you had applied,
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but thought it was a long shot.
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I made a casual call
and lowered the odds a little.
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- So I didn't get the job on my own?
- The heck you didn't.
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It was your application, your essay,
your qualifications that got you hired.
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I don't want the job.
I can't take it if I didn't get it.
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Darn it, Matt, there are 10,000 ways
to get in the door.
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It's what you do
when you're in there that counts.
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Maybe.
But I wanted to get it on my own.
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Looks like I'll see you at graduation.
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[CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[KNOCKING]
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- Who is it?
MAN: Uh, it's Jack Martin.
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I wanted to talk to you
about your dog.
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I saw her win
the Pow Chow contest on the news.
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Hello. Hi, I'm sorry. Annie Camden.
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No, I'm sorry to just drop in like this.
I'm Jack Martin.
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Uh, you heard about our dog
on the news?
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Yeah, and I'm pretty sure, positive
in fact, that Happy is not Happy.
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Excuse me?
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I'm Eric Camden, I came in late,
sounds like I've missed something.
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Jack Martin.
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No, it's just that our dog, Whitey,
got out of our yard some time ago
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and I think
that your Happy is our Whitey.
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- What?
- No way.
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Oh, I'm afraid so.
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We got her from a friend
when she was just a pup
242
00:14:59,472 --> 00:15:01,300
and my daughter loved her.
243
00:15:01,516 --> 00:15:02,975
As do my daughters.
244
00:15:03,142 --> 00:15:04,887
And my sons. So...?
245
00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:07,392
- So I'd like to take her home.
- She is home.
246
00:15:08,022 --> 00:15:09,304
JACK:
I know this is hard.
247
00:15:09,523 --> 00:15:12,192
It was hard for us
when she ran away, but--
248
00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:14,560
- But you still let her run away.
- I'm really sorry.
249
00:15:14,736 --> 00:15:16,896
But we're Whitey's family
and she belongs with us.
250
00:15:17,489 --> 00:15:20,158
- We're gonna get back to you.
- Get back to me about what?
251
00:15:20,325 --> 00:15:21,489
Whitey's our dog.
252
00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:23,363
At the moment, she's not,
253
00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:26,704
so we're just gonna need
a little time to talk about this.
254
00:15:26,915 --> 00:15:31,329
And if Happy's your dog,
then she's been gone for two years
255
00:15:31,503 --> 00:15:34,422
and I think your family
can wait another 48 hours or so
256
00:15:34,589 --> 00:15:35,966
for us to get back to you.
257
00:15:36,591 --> 00:15:38,336
We'll see.
258
00:15:40,303 --> 00:15:42,973
- Yeah.
GINGER: Whoa, ha, ha!
259
00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:46,178
So, what time's the graduation?
260
00:15:47,687 --> 00:15:49,846
Hi, Dad.
261
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:52,892
[BOTH MURMURING]
262
00:16:03,077 --> 00:16:04,905
Sooner or later,
Mary and Wilson will show up,
263
00:16:05,079 --> 00:16:08,329
and when they do, I'll be here.
264
00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:10,207
With me.
265
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,541
I'm sorry,
I just-- I had to get out of there.
266
00:16:12,711 --> 00:16:15,333
I mean, it's so surreal.
267
00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:18,591
I feel like my world, our world,
has stopped
268
00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:21,677
and the rest of the world is speeding
along at an ever-increasing rate.
269
00:16:34,191 --> 00:16:36,019
Uh, Lucy, why don't you and Kenny
go on in?
270
00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:39,107
Grandpa and Ginger are here and
Mary and Wilson will be right there.
271
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,238
- Okay.
- Okay.
272
00:16:42,909 --> 00:16:44,570
Hey, what's going on?
Is everything okay?
273
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,989
No, everything's not okay.
Dr. Peterson called today.
274
00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,413
Are you all right, Mom?
275
00:16:52,335 --> 00:16:55,041
Wait, is it me?
Is there something wrong with me?
276
00:16:55,254 --> 00:16:56,915
Not exactly.
277
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,258
You--
278
00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:02,753
You're... Ha, I can't.
279
00:17:02,969 --> 00:17:06,055
There's no easy way to say this, Mary.
It seems that you're pregnant.
280
00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:11,593
I don't think so.
281
00:17:11,812 --> 00:17:13,889
Why, because your birth control
is infallible?
282
00:17:14,106 --> 00:17:17,191
Yeah, it's called not having sex.
It works 100 percent of the time.
283
00:17:17,401 --> 00:17:18,600
You didn't...?
284
00:17:20,404 --> 00:17:22,730
Never. Not together, no.
285
00:17:22,948 --> 00:17:24,906
Never. Not with anyone, no.
286
00:17:25,117 --> 00:17:27,525
So I don't know where you're getting
your information from,
287
00:17:27,744 --> 00:17:32,788
but wacky Dr. Peterson
made a mistake, a big mistake.
288
00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:36,044
And, hey, if I'm lying, we'll all know
in a couple of months, won't we?
289
00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:42,877
You actually think
I'd betray your trust in me?
290
00:17:43,052 --> 00:17:44,845
After all the talks that we had?
291
00:17:45,013 --> 00:17:47,552
After you were so understanding
about Wilson having a kid?
292
00:17:49,642 --> 00:17:54,139
You guys need to go to parent camp
or on vacation or something,
293
00:17:54,313 --> 00:17:57,765
because you're really losing it.
294
00:17:57,941 --> 00:18:00,018
Come on, Wilson.
295
00:18:00,193 --> 00:18:01,772
Never.
296
00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:13,280
What if that guy takes Happy
away from us?
297
00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:14,531
That would be--
298
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,287
[HAPPY BARKS]
299
00:18:17,502 --> 00:18:19,462
Heck. That would be heck.
300
00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:20,960
Bad heck.
301
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:25,337
It's a phase. It'll pass.
302
00:18:25,511 --> 00:18:28,928
But I think bad words
make me sound bad.
303
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:31,181
Bad words make you sound stupid.
304
00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:37,147
What if Mr. Martin is wrong?
305
00:18:37,857 --> 00:18:39,483
- About what?
- Happy.
306
00:18:40,068 --> 00:18:43,734
He's not. I could feel it in my gut.
307
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,815
Happy even looks like a Whitey.
308
00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:48,368
But what if she didn't?
309
00:18:50,703 --> 00:18:53,490
Yeah. What if she didn't?
310
00:18:53,705 --> 00:18:55,663
We just have to wait
for everybody to go to bed.
311
00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:07,716
The colonel hasn't made
Kenny crack yet.
312
00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:13,799
ROD:
Hey, um, how was your evening?
313
00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:15,513
- Uh, noches.
- Noches.
314
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:16,719
Yeah, ha, ha.
315
00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:20,811
Well, Kenny is just
as great as Wilson said he was.
316
00:19:20,983 --> 00:19:23,653
But I know it can't be right.
I don't get great.
317
00:19:23,861 --> 00:19:25,440
So something's
gotta be wrong with him.
318
00:19:25,613 --> 00:19:28,864
I mean, come on, I'm not
the type of person that gets great.
319
00:19:29,075 --> 00:19:30,535
- Hey.
ROD: Yeah.
320
00:19:30,743 --> 00:19:34,078
But you should, you deserve it.
321
00:19:34,288 --> 00:19:36,412
Why are you here?
322
00:19:39,293 --> 00:19:41,583
What? We tried to help, we listened.
323
00:19:41,796 --> 00:19:44,003
ROD:
Yeah, with sound counsel.
324
00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:48,676
Hey, thanks for watching Billy.
I heard you guys did a great job.
325
00:19:48,844 --> 00:19:50,754
Ah, s?. And de nada.
326
00:19:50,929 --> 00:19:53,421
You know, if you start
the bilingual thing now at Billy's age,
327
00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:56,636
chances are, it'll stick.
328
00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:59,267
- Gracias for the advice.
- Yeah.
329
00:20:01,024 --> 00:20:02,602
Wilson...
330
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,609
Hey, why don't I give you guys
a ride home?
331
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,363
Who said we were leaving?
332
00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:10,111
The "who didn't" list is shorter.
333
00:20:45,776 --> 00:20:47,105
RUTHIE:
I'm a genius.
334
00:20:47,819 --> 00:20:49,778
You would be if she were black.
335
00:20:49,988 --> 00:20:51,947
So goodbye, Whitey. Hello, Barney.
336
00:20:52,909 --> 00:20:53,989
We're dead.
337
00:20:54,202 --> 00:20:56,491
Oh, poop.
338
00:20:57,997 --> 00:21:00,157
This is a really unattractive phase
for you.
339
00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:19,595
Don't worry, I'm leaving happily.
340
00:21:19,769 --> 00:21:21,348
Good.
341
00:21:26,609 --> 00:21:27,808
You don't wanna talk to me?
342
00:21:28,027 --> 00:21:29,937
Don't want me looking
over your shoulder, fine.
343
00:21:30,154 --> 00:21:33,156
When I leave and you're the oldest,
you can do things your way, good luck.
344
00:21:33,324 --> 00:21:34,440
[DOORBELL RINGS]
345
00:21:34,617 --> 00:21:36,527
- I think I can handle it.
- Really?
346
00:21:36,703 --> 00:21:39,455
Did you take your face out of Wilson's
mouth long enough last night
347
00:21:39,622 --> 00:21:43,075
to notice things weren't quite right
with Lucy, Simon or Ruthie?
348
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,034
Okay, whatever.
349
00:21:45,211 --> 00:21:47,537
Maybe Mom and Dad expect
more from me because I'm a guy.
350
00:21:47,755 --> 00:21:50,128
- What?
- I'm a victim of the old double standard.
351
00:21:50,299 --> 00:21:52,969
I don't know, but it doesn't matter,
because it's all yours now.
352
00:21:53,136 --> 00:21:55,509
Have fun.
353
00:21:58,057 --> 00:22:00,549
I think that you'll find
that everything's in order.
354
00:22:00,768 --> 00:22:02,145
I can't believe you're doing this.
355
00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:06,889
What's going on here?
356
00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:09,896
I'm sorry, son,
but Whitey's family misses her.
357
00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:12,899
Maybe Happy looked
a little like Whitey last night,
358
00:22:13,072 --> 00:22:15,149
but in the daytime, she's not her.
359
00:22:15,658 --> 00:22:17,533
It was probably
just the light or something.
360
00:22:17,744 --> 00:22:20,995
But don't worry, anyone can make
a mistake. All is forgiven.
361
00:22:21,164 --> 00:22:23,490
Goodbye.
362
00:22:28,087 --> 00:22:30,414
Food colouring?
363
00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:34,593
I'd have tried it too.
364
00:22:34,803 --> 00:22:40,509
Look, Happy, Whitey or whoever
she is, ran away two years ago.
365
00:22:40,725 --> 00:22:43,347
I know, but that doesn't make her
any less ours.
366
00:22:43,561 --> 00:22:45,887
Law's not always
as simple as finders keepers, losers--
367
00:22:46,105 --> 00:22:48,941
Apparently not.
But sometimes, it should be.
368
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:52,069
- We should get going.
- Yeah.
369
00:22:52,236 --> 00:22:53,780
Come here, Whitey.
Come here, girl.
370
00:22:53,988 --> 00:22:55,234
[HAPPY GRUNTS]
371
00:23:07,710 --> 00:23:10,083
- Sorry about this.
- You should be.
372
00:23:42,578 --> 00:23:44,406
Mr. Martin can bite me.
373
00:23:44,622 --> 00:23:46,034
Where are you getting this stuff?
374
00:23:46,249 --> 00:23:48,788
Around, I have ears, you know.
375
00:23:49,002 --> 00:23:50,663
Well, if anyone hears you
talk like that,
376
00:23:50,837 --> 00:23:52,629
this cleanser's gonna end up
in your mouth.
377
00:23:54,882 --> 00:23:55,963
Hey, guys, how's it going?
378
00:23:56,926 --> 00:23:59,134
- Happy's gone.
- I know.
379
00:23:59,303 --> 00:24:01,760
But Dad called some people
from church who are lawyers.
380
00:24:01,931 --> 00:24:05,052
They'll figure something out,
so just hang in there.
381
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:08,394
For how long?
We don't know if Happy's okay.
382
00:24:08,604 --> 00:24:09,934
If they're such good dog owners,
383
00:24:10,106 --> 00:24:12,313
why'd they let her run away
in the first place?
384
00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:15,438
What if they're mean to her?
385
00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:30,910
No, I had fun last night too,
386
00:24:31,085 --> 00:24:34,586
but I really don't think
it's gonna work out.
387
00:24:34,797 --> 00:24:37,206
- Why?
- I don't know.
388
00:24:37,383 --> 00:24:38,582
It's just a feeling.
389
00:24:38,801 --> 00:24:41,839
Could I call you in a couple of days
to see if you've changed your mind?
390
00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:43,473
- I'll call you.
- I hope so.
391
00:24:44,098 --> 00:24:46,471
- Bye.
- Bye, Lucy.
392
00:24:53,316 --> 00:24:54,692
Okay, what does this one mean?
393
00:24:55,651 --> 00:24:58,986
"Neither cast ye your pearls
before swine."
394
00:24:59,155 --> 00:25:04,198
Don't share jewellery or important
things with the other white meat.
395
00:25:05,745 --> 00:25:07,372
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
396
00:25:07,581 --> 00:25:10,369
Well, something is
obviously wrong, qu??
397
00:25:10,584 --> 00:25:12,874
You didn't just do something stupid
with Kenny, did you?
398
00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:14,955
No, I did a smart thing.
399
00:25:15,172 --> 00:25:19,218
The only thing.
I stopped it before it started.
400
00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:21,010
It never would have
worked out anyway.
401
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,841
- Por qu??
- Yeah, por qu? not?
402
00:25:24,013 --> 00:25:26,422
Just because you can't see how
charming and caring you are,
403
00:25:26,641 --> 00:25:27,970
doesn't mean someone else can't.
404
00:25:28,184 --> 00:25:30,343
Yeah, that Kenny chico
is pretty cool.
405
00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:32,605
Just call him up,
406
00:25:32,772 --> 00:25:36,474
tell him it was a fleeting
woman thing and take it from there.
407
00:25:36,693 --> 00:25:37,939
Yeah, guys love that.
408
00:25:40,113 --> 00:25:41,774
I can't.
409
00:26:00,884 --> 00:26:03,554
- Hey, is that Wilson?
- Yeah.
410
00:26:04,722 --> 00:26:07,558
You know that Happy's original owner
and his lawyer came and took her?
411
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,722
Simon and Ruthie have been upstairs
crying for most of the day.
412
00:26:11,311 --> 00:26:15,061
But then, you've been too busy with
phone calls and Wilson and stuff.
413
00:26:15,232 --> 00:26:16,396
One second.
414
00:26:16,567 --> 00:26:19,272
Oh, yeah, and Lucy just broke up
with Wilson's friend Kenny
415
00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:22,232
for a list of pathetic reasons
and she seems pretty down.
416
00:26:22,405 --> 00:26:24,944
So I hope you were right
when you said you could handle it.
417
00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:29,907
I gotta go. Bye.
418
00:26:31,581 --> 00:26:32,957
[PHONE RINGING]
419
00:26:38,755 --> 00:26:41,958
- Is that for me?
ROD: No, it's for Matt.
420
00:26:42,175 --> 00:26:44,085
Uh, Matt, hey.
421
00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:51,015
Hello? Yes, this is Matt Camden.
422
00:27:01,278 --> 00:27:04,778
Okay. Thank you.
423
00:27:08,118 --> 00:27:13,280
That was Mrs. Clinton calling
to welcome me to her staff.
424
00:27:16,959 --> 00:27:18,206
First lady Mrs. Clinton.
425
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:21,255
She congratulated me
on becoming valedictorian.
426
00:27:21,464 --> 00:27:23,125
Told me to make my speech,
then come out.
427
00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:24,836
Hillary Rodham Clinton?
428
00:27:26,386 --> 00:27:27,501
That's your placement?
429
00:27:29,055 --> 00:27:30,301
[YELLS]
430
00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,142
ERIC:
Wow!
431
00:27:35,937 --> 00:27:38,180
LUCY:
Congratulations, that's incredible.
432
00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:41,026
Yeah, that's amazing.
433
00:27:41,235 --> 00:27:42,695
Well, isn't that lucky.
434
00:27:42,903 --> 00:27:43,935
You made another call.
435
00:27:44,446 --> 00:27:46,025
[JOHN MUTTERS]
436
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:49,741
Unbelievable.
437
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,509
Luce, I heard about Kenny.
I'm sorry.
438
00:28:06,677 --> 00:28:08,884
- Thanks.
- Is there anything I can do to help?
439
00:28:09,096 --> 00:28:10,970
No.
440
00:28:11,139 --> 00:28:13,132
And I don't really feel
like talking about it.
441
00:28:28,364 --> 00:28:30,358
MARY: Hey, you guys,
who's up for some ice cream?
442
00:28:32,703 --> 00:28:34,697
What do you say
we go hang out at the park?
443
00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:36,325
[YAWNS]
444
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:37,869
That's okay.
445
00:28:44,673 --> 00:28:46,252
JIMMY:
I feel bad for Simon and Ruthie.
446
00:28:46,467 --> 00:28:47,499
MARY:
Yeah, me too.
447
00:28:47,676 --> 00:28:50,464
The whole thing
seems pretty hopeless.
448
00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:56,101
RUTH:
Hey.
449
00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:02,020
Excuse me, colonel, Mrs. Camden,
might we have a word with you?
450
00:29:02,232 --> 00:29:04,938
Any ex-boyfriends
of our granddaughter's are--
451
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,143
Speak.
452
00:29:07,236 --> 00:29:09,313
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
453
00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:14,483
Brilliant.
But we'll need the cover of darkness
454
00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:16,701
and a diversion.
455
00:29:16,954 --> 00:29:18,995
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
456
00:29:24,254 --> 00:29:27,541
It's quiet in here, it's like spooky quiet.
Where is everybody?
457
00:29:27,716 --> 00:29:31,252
I think your mom and dad were
taking the kids for ice cream and...
458
00:29:31,428 --> 00:29:33,386
I don't know, but I...
459
00:29:33,555 --> 00:29:36,807
I suddenly have this feeling
that something bad is about to happen.
460
00:29:38,227 --> 00:29:40,102
[DOORBELL RINGS]
461
00:29:46,110 --> 00:29:48,981
Congratulate us. We're engaged.
462
00:29:59,581 --> 00:30:04,658
Well, in light of Matt's new job, I'd say
congratulations are due all around.
463
00:30:04,877 --> 00:30:06,373
Well, don't congratulate me yet.
464
00:30:06,546 --> 00:30:10,082
I have to get my speech down, deliver
it in front of a huge group of people.
465
00:30:10,258 --> 00:30:12,050
I don't understand
how you do it every week.
466
00:30:12,218 --> 00:30:14,260
One of the toughest
things about being a minister.
467
00:30:14,471 --> 00:30:16,631
It is. You'll live.
468
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:19,056
Well, I better get back at it.
469
00:30:21,437 --> 00:30:23,845
MATT: Oh, hey, colonel.
- Oh, Matt.
470
00:30:24,064 --> 00:30:25,263
Colonel.
471
00:30:25,482 --> 00:30:28,983
Well, well, good evening.
Charles and Ginger.
472
00:30:29,153 --> 00:30:31,396
How lovely to see you. Wonderful.
473
00:30:31,572 --> 00:30:33,482
- Yes.
- Oh, yes.
474
00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:34,821
Is that a new dress?
475
00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:38,984
What? Oh.
Oh, yes, I just got it today.
476
00:30:39,163 --> 00:30:41,156
I'll take you to the shop tomorrow,
if you like.
477
00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:42,868
Thank you. I'd love that.
478
00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:44,958
- What happened to you?
- Son, we're talking.
479
00:30:46,253 --> 00:30:48,959
Oh, you mean this? This is nothing.
480
00:30:49,131 --> 00:30:53,212
Your mother and I went
for a little brisk P.T. on ticklish terrain.
481
00:30:53,427 --> 00:30:55,088
Lost my footing on the loose loam.
482
00:30:55,262 --> 00:30:58,548
Clumsy of me, but end of story.
Ha, ha.
483
00:31:00,516 --> 00:31:06,224
Oh, well, the fact is that
your mother pushed me.
484
00:31:06,857 --> 00:31:09,693
Push, shove, why split hairs?
Ha, ha.
485
00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:13,728
So, well,
what's been going on here?
486
00:31:13,947 --> 00:31:17,068
Uh, Ginger and I have some news.
We're engaged.
487
00:31:17,284 --> 00:31:19,823
We'll see. Uh, where are the kids?
488
00:31:19,995 --> 00:31:21,905
Yeah, and my M.I.T.s?
489
00:31:22,122 --> 00:31:23,404
Oh, uh, they're coming.
490
00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:26,418
Engaged, you say.
Wonderful, how wonderful.
491
00:31:26,627 --> 00:31:28,751
When and from where
are the kids coming?
492
00:31:28,962 --> 00:31:31,751
Oh, they'll be here any minute,
from the driveway.
493
00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:35,590
I say, isn't that just five-star news.
Congratulations.
494
00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:38,218
Oh, yes, indeed. Congratulations.
495
00:31:38,389 --> 00:31:41,307
Ruthie, Ruthie, Simon, Lucy, Mary
496
00:31:41,475 --> 00:31:47,063
and I'm willing to bet that these two
belong to Eric's missing M.I.T.s.
497
00:31:48,691 --> 00:31:50,768
Uh, Colonel John Camden,
U.S. Marine Corps.
498
00:31:50,943 --> 00:31:54,110
Serial number 54862314.
499
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,529
Oh, yeah. That'll help you now.
500
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,633
I think the colonel's
being too hard on himself.
501
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,715
So he and Ruth didn't manage
to rescue Happy last night.
502
00:32:18,887 --> 00:32:21,344
They came home
with as many kids as they left with.
503
00:32:21,515 --> 00:32:24,470
Well, he's a Marine colonel
for a reason.
504
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,637
You know,
we didn't do so badly either.
505
00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:31,724
Our engagement announcement
was an inspired choice of diversions.
506
00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:34,190
Ah, go on.
507
00:32:35,112 --> 00:32:37,438
- But I liked it, though.
- So did I.
508
00:32:37,614 --> 00:32:39,193
- So will you?
- Will I what?
509
00:32:39,408 --> 00:32:41,283
Marry me.
510
00:32:42,911 --> 00:32:44,288
[SCOFFS]
511
00:32:45,247 --> 00:32:47,041
For real?
512
00:32:51,253 --> 00:32:52,914
[GINGER LAUGHS]
513
00:32:54,131 --> 00:32:55,626
Come on,
we've gotta go tell the kids.
514
00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:58,505
Wait. We already did.
515
00:33:01,138 --> 00:33:05,931
So we have to do... Nothing.
516
00:33:07,061 --> 00:33:08,093
I can do that.
517
00:33:08,270 --> 00:33:09,646
[HAPPY BARKING]
518
00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:11,310
GINGER:
How did she get here?
519
00:33:14,401 --> 00:33:15,861
[GINGER LAUGHS]
520
00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:18,737
So when are Ginger and Grandpa
getting married?
521
00:33:20,407 --> 00:33:23,243
Mm, I don't think
they'll rush into anything.
522
00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:24,822
I do.
523
00:33:24,995 --> 00:33:26,325
Well, we'll see.
524
00:33:33,462 --> 00:33:35,420
GINGER:
Look who found her way home.
525
00:33:35,589 --> 00:33:36,622
How did--?
526
00:33:36,841 --> 00:33:38,502
She must have made
a break and escaped.
527
00:33:38,718 --> 00:33:41,506
She's back, she's ours.
Happy, yes.
528
00:33:41,721 --> 00:33:43,300
Good girl, that's a good girl.
529
00:33:43,515 --> 00:33:46,088
You know who your real family is,
don't you? Yes, you do.
530
00:33:46,308 --> 00:33:48,516
I wish it were that simple.
531
00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:50,270
[HAPPY WHIMPERS]
532
00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:52,523
[KNOCKING]
533
00:33:58,445 --> 00:34:01,068
- Hey.
- Hey.
534
00:34:02,991 --> 00:34:06,278
I wanted to apologise
for my attitude lately.
535
00:34:06,495 --> 00:34:08,904
It's a lot tougher
being the oldest than I thought,
536
00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:11,288
and frankly,
I'm not all that good at it.
537
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,532
You'll learn.
538
00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:14,834
You were right about
the double standard though.
539
00:34:15,045 --> 00:34:18,664
I mean, Mom and Dad expected
a lot from you because you're a guy,
540
00:34:18,841 --> 00:34:21,878
but because I'm a girl, they hawk me
about my love life all the time.
541
00:34:22,052 --> 00:34:25,138
They ask personal
and embarrassing questions
542
00:34:25,347 --> 00:34:27,840
flat out whenever they feel like it.
543
00:34:28,601 --> 00:34:31,140
And so do you.
544
00:34:31,354 --> 00:34:34,689
But I've never butted into your life
like you have with mine.
545
00:34:34,899 --> 00:34:35,932
You're right.
546
00:34:36,109 --> 00:34:37,770
My love life
has always been my business
547
00:34:37,944 --> 00:34:40,401
and I would've resented
that kind of intrusion by anyone.
548
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,561
I never thought of it that way.
549
00:34:43,991 --> 00:34:46,744
You'll bring an interesting perspective
to the position of oldest.
550
00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:48,827
[DOORBELL RINGS]
551
00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:53,074
And it'll be good for everyone.
552
00:34:59,006 --> 00:35:01,580
So she did end up here.
553
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:04,918
We didn't take her.
554
00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:08,009
I know. She dug a hole
under the fence and ran over here.
555
00:35:08,223 --> 00:35:11,344
Look, I don't want this situation
to get ugly, but I can't let you take her.
556
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,396
I know. I was gonna bring her
over myself this morning.
557
00:35:14,605 --> 00:35:17,476
The poor thing
cried most of the day yesterday.
558
00:35:18,233 --> 00:35:21,402
This is where she wants to be
and this is where she should be.
559
00:35:24,324 --> 00:35:25,356
So you're leaving?
560
00:35:25,575 --> 00:35:27,735
With-- Without Happy?
561
00:35:30,246 --> 00:35:32,287
Yeah.
562
00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:38,247
Well, let us show you out.
563
00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:41,542
[ALL LAUGHING]
564
00:35:45,427 --> 00:35:47,255
RUTHIE:
Give our love to the family.
565
00:35:47,429 --> 00:35:48,806
[HAPPY BARKS]
566
00:35:53,060 --> 00:35:58,221
By the way, the engagement thing
last night was a diversion.
567
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,639
Oh, and a fine one it was.
568
00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:04,071
But we decided that we liked the way
it felt so much, so now we are.
569
00:36:04,279 --> 00:36:05,905
For real?
570
00:36:06,115 --> 00:36:08,404
Oh, but...
571
00:36:08,617 --> 00:36:10,659
ERIC:
Congratulations.
572
00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:13,740
GINGER:
It's all your fault.
573
00:36:13,915 --> 00:36:16,621
Look at you.
574
00:36:16,793 --> 00:36:19,036
CHARLES:
It's starting now, isn't it?
575
00:36:19,212 --> 00:36:20,292
It's all your fault.
576
00:36:23,466 --> 00:36:27,002
Later, honey.
Honey, I don't know how to plaster.
577
00:36:31,975 --> 00:36:33,173
[ORGAN PLAYING]
578
00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:41,059
- Hey, Wilson.
WILSON: Hey, how you doing?
579
00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:43,108
- Hey, Billy.
- Hola, Kenny.
580
00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:50,867
Darn it.
581
00:36:51,035 --> 00:36:54,120
You and your mouth
are treading a mighty fine line, sister.
582
00:36:54,872 --> 00:36:57,624
Don't worry, this phase
is practically out of my system.
583
00:36:57,791 --> 00:36:58,872
I can feel it.
584
00:37:01,504 --> 00:37:03,297
[CHOIR SINGING]
585
00:37:04,841 --> 00:37:06,170
I hope you don't mind I'm here.
586
00:37:06,343 --> 00:37:08,585
But Rod and Jimmy called,
and said I had to come.
587
00:37:08,762 --> 00:37:10,008
I hope it's okay.
588
00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:14,178
It's really okay,
and I'm sorry about yesterday.
589
00:37:14,351 --> 00:37:16,973
It was just a fleeting woman thing.
590
00:37:17,145 --> 00:37:20,432
- Can we just forget it?
- Yeah.
591
00:37:22,734 --> 00:37:25,060
There's something
I've been meaning to tell you
592
00:37:25,236 --> 00:37:28,155
and I guess now
is as good a time as any.
593
00:37:28,322 --> 00:37:29,603
You're pregnant.
594
00:37:29,782 --> 00:37:31,158
No.
595
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,778
I'm going away to school.
596
00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:37,073
Billy and I are moving in
with my cousin.
597
00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:21,703
You ready?
598
00:38:29,883 --> 00:38:31,924
You know, I walk down these steps
every Sunday
599
00:38:32,094 --> 00:38:35,511
and I think to myself,
I wonder if anyone heard me.
600
00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:39,801
I wonder if anyone was awake.
601
00:38:39,977 --> 00:38:42,980
I wonder if I said anything
worth staying awake for.
602
00:38:43,148 --> 00:38:45,817
I mean, I always hope so,
but I don't always know.
603
00:38:46,401 --> 00:38:51,693
And this week, I've been
the subject of a careful career study.
604
00:38:51,865 --> 00:38:54,154
And I have to tell you,
after the last few days,
605
00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:56,112
I still don't have
the answers to any of those questions.
606
00:38:56,286 --> 00:38:58,279
[PEOPLE CHUCKLING]
607
00:38:58,455 --> 00:39:00,413
But I have a feeling
608
00:39:00,582 --> 00:39:06,372
that maybe after
this morning's very special sermon,
609
00:39:06,546 --> 00:39:08,006
we'll all have a better idea.
610
00:39:24,146 --> 00:39:25,178
Jimmy.
611
00:39:41,748 --> 00:39:44,322
I have but one single question
I want you to think about today.
612
00:39:44,501 --> 00:39:46,909
Before you were born,
your eternal soul was up in heaven
613
00:39:47,087 --> 00:39:49,958
and the good Lord was standing
on the bank of the river of life
614
00:39:50,173 --> 00:39:51,716
contemplating the current,
615
00:39:51,883 --> 00:39:52,999
with or against which,
616
00:39:53,176 --> 00:39:55,845
your immortal soul would dog paddle
the rest of your mortal life.
617
00:39:56,054 --> 00:39:59,506
The Lord turned to you and said,
"Take the destiny on the left."
618
00:40:02,519 --> 00:40:06,352
My question to you is,
did he mean your left or his?
619
00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:16,778
So here's the lesson,
620
00:40:16,949 --> 00:40:20,366
not the only lesson certainly,
but one we'd be wise to remember.
621
00:40:20,577 --> 00:40:22,286
Ambidexterity.
622
00:40:23,539 --> 00:40:25,699
Because the Lord wants us
to be good with both hands.
623
00:40:36,386 --> 00:40:37,418
[MOUTHING]
Go.
624
00:40:37,595 --> 00:40:38,972
[ORGAN PLAYING]
625
00:40:42,350 --> 00:40:45,637
[CHOIR SINGING "WHAT A FRIEND
WE HAVE IN JESUS"]
626
00:40:59,075 --> 00:41:01,745
Most of you probably know
that my dad is a minister
627
00:41:01,911 --> 00:41:03,704
and my mom,
among many other things,
628
00:41:03,872 --> 00:41:06,031
is the kind of woman
who'd marry a minister.
629
00:41:07,042 --> 00:41:10,079
And yes, there are times,
many of them in fact,
630
00:41:10,295 --> 00:41:12,418
when having parents
who are beacons in the community
631
00:41:12,588 --> 00:41:14,747
is as much of a drag
as you would think.
632
00:41:15,050 --> 00:41:17,008
[CROWD LAUGHING]
633
00:41:18,428 --> 00:41:22,890
But there are other times,
more than I like to admit actually,
634
00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:27,644
when they illuminate the dark places,
the doubt, the uncertainty--
635
00:41:27,854 --> 00:41:30,144
I have something to tell you.
636
00:41:30,315 --> 00:41:32,392
We're going to have a baby.
637
00:41:33,568 --> 00:41:35,894
- What?
- A baby, we're having one.
638
00:41:36,071 --> 00:41:38,064
MATT: And by doing so,
they have helped me--
639
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,158
You can't get any closer
and we're still having a baby.
640
00:41:41,326 --> 00:41:43,569
Uh-huh. You and me together.
641
00:41:43,745 --> 00:41:46,319
Wacky Dr. Peterson
got the tests mixed up.
642
00:41:46,498 --> 00:41:49,250
["POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE"
PLAYING]
643
00:41:59,052 --> 00:42:01,805
JIMMY: We just wanted
to thank you for everything.
644
00:42:01,971 --> 00:42:05,472
Yeah, we had a really good time
working with you and we learned a lot.
645
00:42:05,684 --> 00:42:08,223
- You're kidding.
- No, you really care about people.
646
00:42:08,395 --> 00:42:09,724
All the time.
647
00:42:09,979 --> 00:42:12,649
- I couldn't.
ROD: Me neither.
648
00:42:12,857 --> 00:42:15,314
You couldn't pay me enough
to care as much as you do.
649
00:42:15,485 --> 00:42:16,649
I couldn't even pretend.
650
00:42:16,861 --> 00:42:18,606
Well, it's the job.
651
00:42:18,822 --> 00:42:21,195
- Maybe.
- But we think it's the man.
652
00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:28,873
Thanks.
653
00:42:35,630 --> 00:42:37,375
Excuse me.
654
00:42:38,258 --> 00:42:39,457
Sorry I'm late.
655
00:42:41,636 --> 00:42:43,429
Everybody.
656
00:42:44,723 --> 00:42:47,475
Annie and I
have an announcement to make.
657
00:42:55,608 --> 00:42:56,724
We're gonna have a baby.
658
00:42:56,901 --> 00:42:58,695
[CHUCKLES]
659
00:43:04,159 --> 00:43:05,191
Oh--!
660
00:43:05,368 --> 00:43:06,567
[BARKS]
661
00:43:06,745 --> 00:43:09,367
I've got nothing, the phase is over.
I'm clean.
662
00:43:09,581 --> 00:43:11,989
You didn't do this to get me
to stay home and go to school?
663
00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:14,783
- Oh...
- Well, I'm still taking the job.
664
00:43:16,504 --> 00:43:17,537
But I'll be back.
665
00:43:17,714 --> 00:43:20,799
There's no way to get me out of here
now. Things are just getting good.
666
00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:23,668
Congratulations.
667
00:43:23,887 --> 00:43:27,008
Yay! Yay!
668
00:43:27,223 --> 00:43:28,600
[RUTHIE LAUGHS]
669
00:43:35,148 --> 00:43:36,727
[ALL LAUGHING]
670
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:38,775
ANNIE:
Weird, isn't it?
671
00:43:40,153 --> 00:43:41,862
Hi, baby.
672
00:43:42,030 --> 00:43:44,107
- Come on, my turn, my turn, my turn.
- Dad.
673
00:43:52,541 --> 00:43:54,369
Here we go again.
674
00:44:03,593 --> 00:44:04,757
[MOUTHING]
I love you.
675
00:44:04,969 --> 00:44:06,880
[MOUTHING]
I love you too.
676
00:44:06,930 --> 00:44:11,480
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