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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,434 --> 00:00:13,306 What do you wanna tell me that you're not telling me? 2 00:00:13,479 --> 00:00:16,101 - Nothing. - Mm. 3 00:00:17,441 --> 00:00:21,606 I did speak to Morgan last night. 4 00:00:21,779 --> 00:00:24,734 He was thinking that maybe, instead of this family outing thing, 5 00:00:24,949 --> 00:00:27,654 that you and Patricia could take the kids 6 00:00:27,826 --> 00:00:30,663 and let us have a guys' night out. 7 00:00:30,871 --> 00:00:31,903 Just the two of us. 8 00:00:32,081 --> 00:00:35,166 Just two hardworking ministry guys just getting away from it all, 9 00:00:35,334 --> 00:00:38,918 - shooting a little pool. - What are you two really up to? 10 00:00:39,129 --> 00:00:41,586 Such a suspicious mind for such a pretty lady. 11 00:00:41,799 --> 00:00:44,207 - Flattery, nice choice. - Thank you. 12 00:00:44,385 --> 00:00:46,046 Come on, I thought it'd be nice 13 00:00:46,262 --> 00:00:48,339 if all the Hamiltons and Camdens went out together. 14 00:00:48,514 --> 00:00:51,006 With Matt and John graduating this year, there's not gonna be 15 00:00:51,183 --> 00:00:53,675 that many more opportunities for all of us to see each other. 16 00:00:53,894 --> 00:00:56,137 But Matt and John aren't gonna go tonight. 17 00:00:56,313 --> 00:00:58,804 They're probably coming up with some kind of scheme right now. 18 00:00:59,023 --> 00:01:01,859 If they don't wanna go, Mary and Keesha aren't gonna wanna go either. 19 00:01:02,026 --> 00:01:03,771 If the older girls don't go, Lucy won't go. 20 00:01:03,945 --> 00:01:05,985 And even if you can get Simon and Nigel to go, 21 00:01:06,155 --> 00:01:09,027 they're at that age where... 22 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,736 Just being seen with a family member is a fate worse than no TV, so... 23 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,204 The most you and Patricia can realistically hope for 24 00:01:16,374 --> 00:01:17,406 is Lynn and Ruthie. 25 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:20,627 I guess that's all the more reason you and Morgan should go with us. 26 00:01:20,795 --> 00:01:22,670 [PRETENDING TO CRY] 27 00:01:26,593 --> 00:01:29,001 All right. Go, have a good time. 28 00:01:37,687 --> 00:01:39,099 Come on, it'll be a blast. 29 00:01:39,272 --> 00:01:41,312 The Mint Club is the best jazz club in the city. 30 00:01:41,524 --> 00:01:43,399 It's also a 21-club and we're not 21. 31 00:01:43,610 --> 00:01:45,021 We'll get in. I go all the time. 32 00:01:45,653 --> 00:01:46,817 Come on, Camden. 33 00:01:46,988 --> 00:01:49,029 Pick me up around 8. You will not regret this. 34 00:01:49,198 --> 00:01:50,777 What about the big family get-together? 35 00:01:50,950 --> 00:01:53,027 Come on, nobody believes we're really gonna do that. 36 00:01:53,202 --> 00:01:55,113 [BOTH SCOFF] 37 00:01:55,914 --> 00:01:58,869 So I can help you after school if you want. 38 00:01:59,042 --> 00:02:00,074 That'd be great. 39 00:02:00,251 --> 00:02:02,826 I'll only have an hour or so because I have family plans. 40 00:02:03,004 --> 00:02:05,922 - You know how that goes. - An hour will be fine. 41 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:08,464 Actually, algebra is my best subject. 42 00:02:08,676 --> 00:02:11,429 So if I help you tonight, you'll have your homework done 43 00:02:11,638 --> 00:02:13,097 and out of the way for the weekend. 44 00:02:13,306 --> 00:02:16,178 You don't wanna ruin your weekend suffering over algebra, do you? 45 00:02:16,392 --> 00:02:19,762 Okay. Come on over. Thanks. 46 00:02:27,028 --> 00:02:28,060 Who was that? 47 00:02:28,238 --> 00:02:30,694 Don't get excited. He's 14. 48 00:02:30,865 --> 00:02:32,823 I would have said 18. 49 00:02:32,992 --> 00:02:34,025 He's good-looking, 50 00:02:34,202 --> 00:02:37,405 but he's also totally stuck on himself and kind of weird. 51 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:40,202 Weird, but good-looking. 52 00:02:42,376 --> 00:02:45,496 Luce, hey, I need a favour. It's a matter of life and death. 53 00:02:45,712 --> 00:02:47,089 A matter of life and death? 54 00:02:47,256 --> 00:02:49,048 My parents made me stop seeing my boyfriend 55 00:02:49,216 --> 00:02:51,340 because my grades dropped. I gotta see him tonight. 56 00:02:51,510 --> 00:02:54,132 I was wondering if you'd come with me to the movies as my cover. 57 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:57,970 - But what about the big family outing? - We're way too old for that stuff. 58 00:02:58,141 --> 00:03:01,227 I'll get us out of it. Don't worry. So will you do it? 59 00:03:01,436 --> 00:03:02,469 Are you kidding? 60 00:03:02,646 --> 00:03:05,731 A secret love, a clandestine meeting. 61 00:03:05,899 --> 00:03:07,525 I'm totally there for you. 62 00:03:07,693 --> 00:03:10,398 I just hope I can ask you to return the favour someday. 63 00:03:10,612 --> 00:03:11,858 Of course. 64 00:03:16,702 --> 00:03:18,363 [CHATTERING] 65 00:03:25,252 --> 00:03:26,533 What now? 66 00:03:26,712 --> 00:03:29,204 Not that it's any of your beeswax, 67 00:03:29,381 --> 00:03:32,253 but I need Mr. Lim's opinion on my picture. 68 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:37,180 Stop flirting with my boyfriend. 69 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,637 Mr. Lim isn't your boyfriend. 70 00:03:39,808 --> 00:03:42,514 He's a substitute and he's my boyfriend. 71 00:03:47,649 --> 00:03:49,275 - Hi, Mr. Lim. - Hi, Mr. Lim. 72 00:03:51,987 --> 00:03:53,696 Is everything all right here, girls? 73 00:03:53,906 --> 00:03:55,282 I wanted you to see my picture. 74 00:04:10,756 --> 00:04:11,871 JESSICA: Don't be late. 75 00:04:12,090 --> 00:04:14,760 This is an invitation to one of Jessica Donner's make-out parties. 76 00:04:14,927 --> 00:04:16,338 - How did this happen? - Who cares? 77 00:04:16,511 --> 00:04:18,801 I can't wait to tell Nina. Who are you gonna take? 78 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:20,922 Hi, Simon. 79 00:04:21,098 --> 00:04:22,891 Did Jessica invite you to her party tonight? 80 00:04:23,059 --> 00:04:24,174 I asked her to ask you. 81 00:04:24,393 --> 00:04:25,509 Yeah. 82 00:04:25,728 --> 00:04:27,010 Do you wanna meet me there? 83 00:04:27,188 --> 00:04:30,190 It could be, you know, kind of a date. 84 00:04:30,858 --> 00:04:31,974 Sure. 85 00:04:32,193 --> 00:04:33,392 Great. See you tonight. 86 00:04:33,611 --> 00:04:35,023 NIGEL: Way to go, stud. 87 00:04:35,238 --> 00:04:38,239 Laura is the make-out champion of all time. 88 00:06:38,652 --> 00:06:40,479 - Hello. - Everything's set. 89 00:06:40,654 --> 00:06:43,146 Annie gave me the go-ahead. Are we still on for tonight? 90 00:06:43,365 --> 00:06:45,193 Absolutely. I'm not about to turn back now. 91 00:06:45,408 --> 00:06:49,277 Okay. I hope you're doing the right thing. 92 00:06:58,755 --> 00:07:03,050 Hello, I could use some help here. 93 00:07:04,094 --> 00:07:06,550 - Hi. - Hi. 94 00:07:07,389 --> 00:07:09,466 Patricia, about tonight... 95 00:07:09,641 --> 00:07:11,599 I knew you're gonna try to back out of it. 96 00:07:11,768 --> 00:07:14,437 I was just talking to Eric and he really needs a boys' night out. 97 00:07:14,604 --> 00:07:15,637 It's been a rough week. 98 00:07:15,814 --> 00:07:18,769 I'll tell you what, I'm gonna offer you the same deal I offer the kids. 99 00:07:18,942 --> 00:07:21,648 Tell me what you're up to before I catch you, I'll go easy on you. 100 00:07:21,861 --> 00:07:23,985 Come on, we just wanna play pool. 101 00:07:24,197 --> 00:07:26,357 Sure you do. 102 00:07:30,579 --> 00:07:31,611 ANNIE: Hi. 103 00:07:31,788 --> 00:07:34,114 Mom, my friend Scott is coming over after school 104 00:07:34,291 --> 00:07:36,284 to help me with my algebra homework. Is that okay? 105 00:07:36,459 --> 00:07:39,129 Sure, but he can't stay long. We're going out with the Hamiltons. 106 00:07:39,296 --> 00:07:40,672 Well, something kind of came up. 107 00:07:40,881 --> 00:07:42,791 Keesha invited me to go to the movies with her 108 00:07:42,966 --> 00:07:44,508 and I really wanna go. 109 00:07:44,717 --> 00:07:45,749 Please? 110 00:07:45,926 --> 00:07:47,884 Her mom's not making her go out with you guys. 111 00:07:48,053 --> 00:07:51,470 And technically, I'll still be with one of the Hamiltons. 112 00:07:52,016 --> 00:07:54,971 You know how much fun Keesha and I always have together. 113 00:07:55,603 --> 00:07:57,561 - She needs me. - Needs you? 114 00:07:58,147 --> 00:07:59,642 Yeah. Um... 115 00:07:59,815 --> 00:08:01,690 Keesha just broke up with her boyfriend 116 00:08:01,859 --> 00:08:04,102 and she's feeling kind of lonely, 117 00:08:04,278 --> 00:08:06,687 and doesn't feel like being around a whole crowd of people. 118 00:08:07,781 --> 00:08:10,487 Like our families. You know how it is. 119 00:08:11,243 --> 00:08:12,275 Fine, go. 120 00:08:12,453 --> 00:08:14,281 But a G-rated movie only and something close. 121 00:08:14,455 --> 00:08:16,080 Keesha hasn't had her licence that long. 122 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:20,289 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you a hundred million times. 123 00:08:21,879 --> 00:08:23,754 Okay, what's your excuse? 124 00:08:23,923 --> 00:08:26,592 I don't have one yet, but I'll work on it. 125 00:08:30,346 --> 00:08:31,378 Oh, hi. 126 00:08:31,555 --> 00:08:33,134 Just to warn you, Simon's acting weird. 127 00:08:33,349 --> 00:08:34,429 Weirder than usual? 128 00:08:34,642 --> 00:08:36,101 Oh, yeah. Way weird. 129 00:08:36,268 --> 00:08:37,301 See you. 130 00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:40,058 - Oh. What about tonight? - Mm. 131 00:08:40,231 --> 00:08:43,398 Oh, yeah. Um... John asked me to do something better, do you mind? 132 00:08:43,609 --> 00:08:46,315 - What's better? - Just about anything. 133 00:08:50,241 --> 00:08:52,068 Hey, would you like a cookie, Simon? 134 00:08:52,284 --> 00:08:53,317 No. 135 00:08:53,494 --> 00:08:55,452 Are you feeling okay? 136 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:02,241 Yeah, I'm fine. 137 00:09:02,461 --> 00:09:04,289 Mom, can I go to a party tonight? 138 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:08,251 It's okay if you say no. I'll understand, really. 139 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:10,046 Do you wanna go to this party? 140 00:09:10,594 --> 00:09:14,640 Well, it's not just what I want. It's what you want too, Mom. 141 00:09:15,307 --> 00:09:17,977 If you don't want me to go, I'll still respect you. 142 00:09:18,185 --> 00:09:19,265 I'm sure, 143 00:09:19,436 --> 00:09:22,853 but you go ahead to your party. I understand. 144 00:09:26,109 --> 00:09:27,272 Thanks a lot, Mom. 145 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:31,646 [SIGHS] 146 00:09:39,789 --> 00:09:41,415 How was school? 147 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:44,496 Ms. Jenkins, the cafeteria lady, smells. 148 00:09:44,711 --> 00:09:45,992 Honey, we don't say that. 149 00:09:46,212 --> 00:09:48,206 Oh, sorry, Ms. Jenkins stinks. 150 00:09:48,423 --> 00:09:50,713 That's not nice and that's not like you, Ruthie. 151 00:09:50,884 --> 00:09:52,165 Are you mad at somebody? 152 00:09:52,385 --> 00:09:55,340 When you liked Daddy, did anyone else like him too? 153 00:09:55,555 --> 00:10:00,182 Um... Yeah, one girl did. Her name was Rhonda. 154 00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:03,721 - And she was pretty but kind of mean. - But you got Daddy? 155 00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:06,774 Well, I don't like to say got. He's not a toy or a-- 156 00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:09,813 Okay, I got him. What's up? 157 00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:11,309 Nothing. 158 00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:16,109 Okay. If you wanna tell me later, you can. 159 00:10:16,284 --> 00:10:20,698 In the meantime, no one stinks. 160 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:24,826 What do you say, you and Lynn wanna go out with Patricia and me tonight? 161 00:10:25,001 --> 00:10:27,042 - I can't. - Why? 162 00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:29,579 Because I don't like Lynn anymore. 163 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:34,876 You're going, and you're going to have fun. 164 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:36,762 [DOOR SLAMS] 165 00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:41,513 Ow! 166 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,393 [DOORBELL RINGS] 167 00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:50,565 LUCY: Hi, Scott. Come on in. 168 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:53,820 I thought we'd study in the living room. 169 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:56,231 Where no one will bother us. 170 00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:58,441 Sure. 171 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:00,119 Hi. 172 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:02,824 My sister, Mary. 173 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:05,875 Yeah, yeah, I know. I've seen you around school. 174 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,747 Shall we? 175 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:15,167 Fourteen. Don't make a fool out of yourself. 176 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,641 Come on, you knew that Matt and I were going when you made plans. 177 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:30,847 Fine. 178 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,685 Cool. 179 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,316 I'm gonna be honest with you. 180 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,564 I'm still angry about you breaking me up with Rick, 181 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:41,026 so I don't wanna spend a whole evening around you and Dad. 182 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,367 - Dad's not going. - But I have to go? 183 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,780 Come on, Mom. 184 00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:48,033 Remember way back when you were my age? 185 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:52,120 Lucy and I just wanna go to a movie, just get out on our own a little. 186 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,370 - Please? - Fine. 187 00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:57,089 But if you don't get your grades up in two weeks, 188 00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,549 you won't be seeing Lucy or anybody else either. 189 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,513 Thanks. 190 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:07,140 Okay, what's your sad story? 191 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,595 - I got invited to a party. - What kind of party? 192 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,809 One of those make-out parties? I don't think so. 193 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,149 It's not a make-out party. 194 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:17,526 The girl's parents are gonna be home the whole time. 195 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,855 Here's all the information, phone numbers and all. 196 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:22,732 Simon going? 197 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,233 Oh, yeah, he's going. 198 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,748 And how are you gonna get there? 199 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:31,409 All right, tell John, he and Matt can drop you off and pick you up. 200 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,704 Go. 201 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:40,713 Now, what can I do for you? 202 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,048 I need to know how to make a boy fall in love with me, quick. 203 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,341 - How quick? - Before Mrs. Rainy gets well. 204 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,758 So give me everything you got, sister. 205 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,857 Hey. 206 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:06,869 Listen, Mary, I've gotta be honest with you. 207 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,201 I volunteered to help Lucy with her homework 208 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:13,042 so I could get a chance to talk to you. 209 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,450 - Really? - Yeah, yeah. 210 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,791 I was hoping I can meet you. 211 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,082 Even though you know I'm 14, you'd see I don't act 14, 212 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,923 and you'd maybe go out with me. Tonight. 213 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,880 - Like a date? - How about a movie? 214 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,807 - Okay. - Ha. 215 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,303 This is great. 216 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,303 Why don't you pick me up around 7:30? 217 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,394 Oh, I can't, because I don't drive. 218 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,606 Oh. I thought you did. All right, no big deal. 219 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:41,152 - My parents can drive us. - No. No. Um... 220 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,563 Why don't I meet you at the movies? 221 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,532 Yeah, and don't tell anyone. 222 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,411 Right. Yeah, you don't wanna hurt Lucy. 223 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:49,949 Right. 224 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,871 And I don't really want anyone knowing 225 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,163 that I'm dating someone younger than me. 226 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,539 Fine. 227 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,502 It's a-- It's a deal and a date. 228 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,880 Can you give me a ride to the movies tonight? 229 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,422 No, you can get a ride with Lucy and Keesha. 230 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,007 I'm meeting some friends and it's gonna be kind of awkward, 231 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,012 because Lucy and Keesha don't exactly hang out 232 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,350 with the same group I do. 233 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,269 And I don't wanna drag my little sister around. 234 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,108 Neither do I. 235 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,813 Huh. Please. 236 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,107 All you have to do is drop me off. I'll get a ride home. 237 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,400 Okay, okay, but you owe me. 238 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,278 - Put it on my bill. - Whoa. 239 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,369 So you're meeting some guy, don't want Mom and Dad to see him? 240 00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:33,955 That is not it at all. 241 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,742 You are such a bad liar. 242 00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:38,247 I'm telling you the truth. 243 00:14:39,502 --> 00:14:40,914 Uh-huh. 244 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,792 I should've done this years ago. 245 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,959 When I finally meet up with this guy face-to-face, 246 00:14:46,134 --> 00:14:48,044 I'm gonna let him have it with both barrels. 247 00:14:48,261 --> 00:14:50,006 Please, no gun analogies. 248 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,968 I'm going with you so you don't get yourself into any real trouble. 249 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:56,351 Well, my friend, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. 250 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:13,325 So I take it Patricia doesn't know our mission? 251 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:16,413 - No way, she'd kill me if she did. - Right. 252 00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:17,863 You didn't tell Annie, did you? 253 00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:22,538 No, she suspects I'm up to something, but she finally stopped asking me. 254 00:15:22,712 --> 00:15:24,706 There are some things a wife doesn't need to know. 255 00:15:24,881 --> 00:15:26,839 Yeah, like when you're meeting her ex-husband. 256 00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:28,634 You sure you wanna go through with this? 257 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:33,631 Look, every year, he calls her on Valentine's Day. 258 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,847 Every year. He's never missed one. 259 00:15:36,059 --> 00:15:37,554 Last week included. 260 00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:40,302 Doesn't seem to faze him she's married to somebody else now. 261 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,856 He just keeps on calling. 262 00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:44,150 And because of that call, 263 00:15:44,359 --> 00:15:46,816 Patricia and I have a fight every Valentine's Day. 264 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,067 Last week included. 265 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,365 Yeah, well, next year, there's not gonna be a call, okay? 266 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:56,948 For the first time in our married lives, there is not going to be a call. 267 00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,623 Come on, let's go. 268 00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,618 Yes, sir. 269 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:08,588 Hah. Would the rest of you guys please roll down your windows? 270 00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:10,419 What is wrong with you two? 271 00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:13,720 What's with the aftershave? What is so funny? 272 00:16:14,471 --> 00:16:16,512 - Nothing. - Good luck, you guys. 273 00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:17,804 Thanks. 274 00:16:17,975 --> 00:16:20,348 - I'm gonna need it. - Yeah, me too. 275 00:16:20,519 --> 00:16:22,062 What are you talking about? 276 00:16:22,271 --> 00:16:23,683 They're going to a make-out party. 277 00:16:23,856 --> 00:16:26,229 They better not be. 278 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,568 No, you guys are way too young to start kissing girls. 279 00:16:29,737 --> 00:16:32,489 Look. Just because you never got kissed until you were old 280 00:16:32,656 --> 00:16:34,401 is no reason why we shouldn't start kissing 281 00:16:34,575 --> 00:16:37,826 - while we're still in our prime. - Okay, you guys, end of the line. 282 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,949 MATT: Have fun. 283 00:16:49,506 --> 00:16:51,584 - How you feeling? - I'm cool. 284 00:16:51,759 --> 00:16:53,669 Yeah, lucky you. 285 00:16:53,844 --> 00:16:56,680 Please don't let my lips fail me now. 286 00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,048 [DOORBELL RINGS] 287 00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:01,258 Final check. 288 00:17:01,435 --> 00:17:03,678 - Chap Stick? - Cherry, full tube. 289 00:17:03,854 --> 00:17:05,266 Fresh breath? 290 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,312 Check. Aftershave? 291 00:17:08,525 --> 00:17:10,187 [SNIFFING] 292 00:17:11,528 --> 00:17:13,771 Let's just make sure we're in a well-ventilated room. 293 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,105 It's not too late to run. 294 00:17:18,953 --> 00:17:20,578 Hi, boys, come on in. 295 00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,795 I really owe you for coming with me tonight. 296 00:17:28,963 --> 00:17:30,956 I don't know how to thank you. 297 00:17:31,131 --> 00:17:33,255 There he is. 298 00:17:33,425 --> 00:17:35,134 Luce, this is Rick. 299 00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:36,460 Hey, nice to meet you. 300 00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:40,380 I hope you don't mind, but I brought a friend. 301 00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:41,969 Hey, Bri, over here. 302 00:17:45,813 --> 00:17:47,059 LUCY: Hi. - Surprise. 303 00:17:47,231 --> 00:17:49,604 Hey. 304 00:17:49,775 --> 00:17:52,267 No kidding, surprise, that's Brian Dunne. 305 00:17:52,444 --> 00:17:54,236 He's gorgeous. He's in my English Lit class, 306 00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:56,397 and I'm not afraid to tell you that I love him 307 00:17:56,573 --> 00:18:00,737 and I love you for bringing me here. I can't believe my luck. 308 00:18:02,453 --> 00:18:04,412 Did Brian know that I was gonna be here 309 00:18:04,581 --> 00:18:05,957 or is this an ambush blind date? 310 00:18:06,124 --> 00:18:08,450 He knew. Now, come on. 311 00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:10,834 Our dates are waiting. 312 00:18:13,715 --> 00:18:16,041 Hope you don't mind being surprised like this. 313 00:18:16,217 --> 00:18:17,333 No, not at all. 314 00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:20,803 - Cool. Let's go get the tickets. - Cool. 315 00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:24,806 You know, I'm not really allowed to date. 316 00:18:24,976 --> 00:18:27,894 That's what makes this so much fun. 317 00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:31,979 Hey, we should go see the cartoon movie. 318 00:18:32,191 --> 00:18:35,277 That way, no one we know will see us, nothing will get back to our parents. 319 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:38,114 That's fine with me. I didn't come to see a movie. 320 00:18:39,282 --> 00:18:41,406 BRIAN: Four for the cartoon movie. 321 00:18:53,588 --> 00:18:56,543 Shouldn't we wait and make sure your friends get here before we leave? 322 00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:58,835 No, they'll be here. Don't worry, I'll be fine. Go. 323 00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:00,802 You have a quarter in case you have to call? 324 00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:03,758 Yes, I have many quarters. Go. 325 00:19:03,932 --> 00:19:05,925 - She's up to something. - Yeah, I know. 326 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,343 But it's a something she's hiding from Lucy and not us, 327 00:19:08,519 --> 00:19:10,098 so I figure it can't be all that bad. 328 00:19:12,232 --> 00:19:14,059 You sure you wanna go to the club tonight? 329 00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:16,690 We're so close to graduating without our parents killing us. 330 00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:18,440 What if we get carded or arrested or--? 331 00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:21,610 Hey, hey, Matt, just relax, man. Trust me. 332 00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:24,783 Famous last words. 333 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,081 Wow. 334 00:19:32,835 --> 00:19:34,745 I mean, wow. 335 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,293 I mean, you look great. 336 00:19:37,881 --> 00:19:39,590 Thanks. 337 00:19:42,594 --> 00:19:45,169 Yeah, two for Love Doesn't Matter, please. 338 00:19:45,389 --> 00:19:46,848 Sure. I just need some ID, stud. 339 00:19:49,768 --> 00:19:52,853 Uh... I seem to have left it in my other jacket. 340 00:19:53,063 --> 00:19:55,187 Then I guess it's two for the cartoon movie. 341 00:19:57,317 --> 00:20:01,731 - I don't mind. It's no big deal, really. - Huh. 342 00:20:15,002 --> 00:20:17,244 Ruthie, honey, you've had your coat on the entire meal. 343 00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:18,584 You've got stuff all over it. 344 00:20:18,755 --> 00:20:22,125 Take it off and let me get the food off before it gets stained. 345 00:20:24,094 --> 00:20:26,420 No fair, Mommy, she's cheating. 346 00:20:26,638 --> 00:20:28,181 What are you wearing? 347 00:20:28,348 --> 00:20:29,547 A bra. 348 00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:34,061 - Why? - I need a more mature look. 349 00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:36,229 She's just trying to take my boyfriend. 350 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,852 - Am not. - Are too. 351 00:20:38,025 --> 00:20:39,568 And your chest is crooked anyway. 352 00:20:39,776 --> 00:20:42,066 - You're just jealous. - Am not. 353 00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:44,107 Enough. Now, you stop all this fighting. 354 00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:50,158 Oh. Maybe this will help. 355 00:20:50,329 --> 00:20:53,663 If you two can stop fighting and be nice to each other, 356 00:20:53,832 --> 00:20:55,707 we've got a surprise for you. 357 00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:58,291 - We're gonna take you to a movie. - I don't wanna go. 358 00:20:58,503 --> 00:21:00,212 - Me neither. - You're going. 359 00:21:00,422 --> 00:21:01,502 And you too. 360 00:21:01,673 --> 00:21:03,916 That's if we can get a check and get out of here. 361 00:21:04,134 --> 00:21:05,250 Well, it's just a cartoon. 362 00:21:05,427 --> 00:21:08,346 I'm sure we're not gonna miss any important plot points. 363 00:21:08,555 --> 00:21:09,837 Do we have to go? 364 00:21:10,057 --> 00:21:11,682 Yes. 365 00:21:19,649 --> 00:21:21,938 [CHATTERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] 366 00:21:30,618 --> 00:21:34,533 Mom, Dad, you promised you'd leave and go upstairs. 367 00:21:34,747 --> 00:21:36,954 - Okay, okay, we can take a hint. - Okay. 368 00:21:48,344 --> 00:21:50,918 The coast is clear. 369 00:22:02,024 --> 00:22:04,101 [SLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 370 00:22:08,197 --> 00:22:11,116 I knew this was too good to last. 371 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,594 [CHATTERING] 372 00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:39,764 MAN: Can I get your friend something, John? 373 00:22:39,979 --> 00:22:41,474 No, I'm just fine. Thanks. 374 00:22:41,689 --> 00:22:43,813 So you ready? 375 00:22:46,569 --> 00:22:48,895 - Ready for what? - And now, ladies and gentlemen, 376 00:22:49,071 --> 00:22:53,236 I'd like to introduce you to someone we discovered here at the club. 377 00:22:53,451 --> 00:22:55,943 Someone you'll be hearing a lot from in the very near future. 378 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,991 Please give it up for John Hamilton. 379 00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:03,499 I'll be right back. 380 00:23:08,757 --> 00:23:13,052 [SINGING] As sure as the sky is blue 381 00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:16,590 And the city sounds at noon 382 00:23:16,765 --> 00:23:23,480 Time is moving on 383 00:23:24,981 --> 00:23:29,062 And there's no time in me 384 00:23:29,236 --> 00:23:34,574 For all the negativity Wasting energy 385 00:23:34,741 --> 00:23:40,199 On who is right or wrong 386 00:23:40,372 --> 00:23:44,584 Too many people dying 387 00:23:44,751 --> 00:23:47,919 Too many people crying out 388 00:23:48,088 --> 00:23:52,418 For someone to hear their plea 389 00:23:52,592 --> 00:23:56,721 And care enough to see 390 00:23:56,930 --> 00:24:00,217 I got 5 bucks says Patricia's ex is a no-show. 391 00:24:00,392 --> 00:24:05,730 You keep calling him Patricia's ex. Isn't his name Kevin? 392 00:24:07,357 --> 00:24:10,560 Did I tell you John's been singing at a nightclub? 393 00:24:10,735 --> 00:24:12,480 - Really? - Yeah. 394 00:24:12,946 --> 00:24:13,978 Aagh. 395 00:24:14,531 --> 00:24:16,608 Yeah, last week, some 20-year-old 396 00:24:16,825 --> 00:24:20,111 with tattoos and dreadlocks offered him a record contract. 397 00:24:20,287 --> 00:24:23,372 Of course, I didn't hear it from John. One of my parishioners filled me in. 398 00:24:23,582 --> 00:24:25,077 What about college, Tuskegee? 399 00:24:25,292 --> 00:24:28,626 I want the kid to go to college, but I want John to want it too. 400 00:24:28,795 --> 00:24:29,994 He's gotta be committed. 401 00:24:30,213 --> 00:24:32,041 He's gotta decide for himself what's right. 402 00:24:32,257 --> 00:24:35,841 It's tough sitting around and watching Matt make a big decision 403 00:24:36,011 --> 00:24:39,048 like what college to go to. 404 00:24:39,763 --> 00:24:42,220 I was hoping if he wanted to sing badly enough, 405 00:24:42,391 --> 00:24:45,179 he'll stay in town and go to a local school. 406 00:24:45,352 --> 00:24:48,105 I'm kind of hoping Matt won't get into an out-of-state school. 407 00:24:48,272 --> 00:24:53,268 I'd like to keep my eye on him. And my wallet. 408 00:24:55,779 --> 00:24:59,446 Yeah, we don't have the money for John to go out-of-state either. 409 00:24:59,617 --> 00:25:00,649 Tuskegee's great, 410 00:25:00,826 --> 00:25:04,825 but it could be rough on the bank account 411 00:25:04,997 --> 00:25:07,666 for him to be that far away. 412 00:25:15,883 --> 00:25:20,712 Well, it kind of looks like you scared Kevin off. 413 00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:23,599 - Let's just go home. - Oh, no, I'm not giving up yet. 414 00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:27,059 Okay. 415 00:25:37,029 --> 00:25:39,438 - Are you the Reverend Hamilton? - Yes. 416 00:25:39,657 --> 00:25:41,366 I'm Kevin, Patricia's ex-husband. 417 00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:04,053 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 418 00:26:13,566 --> 00:26:15,559 You're 14. 419 00:26:53,563 --> 00:26:55,640 ANNIE: Excuse us. 420 00:27:14,876 --> 00:27:16,751 [CHUCKLING] 421 00:27:20,215 --> 00:27:22,007 That was great. Why didn't you tell me? 422 00:27:22,175 --> 00:27:23,718 Don't feel left out. Nobody knows. 423 00:27:23,927 --> 00:27:26,300 Last week, I got offered a record contract. 424 00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,340 Wow, a record contract? That's awesome. 425 00:27:28,556 --> 00:27:30,799 - Then you won't mind helping me out? - Sure. 426 00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:32,477 Great. I knew I could count on you. 427 00:27:32,644 --> 00:27:34,436 I want you to be there when I tell my father 428 00:27:34,604 --> 00:27:38,021 I don't wanna go to college next year and I wanna pursue my music career. 429 00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:40,060 Be with you when you tell your dad? You nuts? 430 00:27:40,235 --> 00:27:42,062 I don't wanna be in the same state. 431 00:27:42,237 --> 00:27:43,269 Come on, you have to. 432 00:27:43,446 --> 00:27:45,772 That's why I brought you, so you can vouch for my talent. 433 00:27:45,949 --> 00:27:48,737 - They've only heard me in church. - You brought me to talk you out. 434 00:27:48,910 --> 00:27:51,579 You don't think I can make it in the music business, do you? 435 00:27:51,746 --> 00:27:54,997 Well, you're wrong, because I will. And I'll do it with or without you, 436 00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,741 or my family or my dad or any stupid college education, 437 00:27:57,919 --> 00:28:00,625 because I'm a singer. A good one. And I'm gonna make it. 438 00:28:00,797 --> 00:28:02,257 And nobody is gonna stop me either. 439 00:28:02,464 --> 00:28:03,496 I'm not stopping you. 440 00:28:03,674 --> 00:28:06,248 I just don't agree with you about the college thing. 441 00:28:21,608 --> 00:28:24,278 Okay, everybody, it's time for Seven Minutes in Heaven. 442 00:28:24,486 --> 00:28:25,946 What's Seven Minutes in Heaven? 443 00:28:26,113 --> 00:28:28,439 A boy and a girl go into the closet for seven minutes. 444 00:28:28,615 --> 00:28:29,648 To do what? 445 00:28:29,825 --> 00:28:31,653 [LAUGHING] 446 00:28:31,827 --> 00:28:33,452 Oh, boy. 447 00:28:33,662 --> 00:28:36,236 Okay, who's gonna go first? 448 00:28:38,959 --> 00:28:40,703 Um, we'll go first. 449 00:28:40,878 --> 00:28:42,421 ALL: Ooh... 450 00:28:42,629 --> 00:28:45,382 Okay, who's got a watch? 451 00:28:45,549 --> 00:28:47,377 GIRL: Here. 452 00:28:50,178 --> 00:28:52,338 Okay, you two, you got seven minutes. 453 00:28:52,514 --> 00:28:54,424 BOY: Yeah. 454 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,058 ALL [CHANTING]: Simon! Simon! 455 00:28:57,227 --> 00:28:59,387 Simon! Simon! 456 00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:01,266 Simon! Simon! 457 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,896 Simon! Simon! 458 00:29:04,067 --> 00:29:06,441 I like to go first. 459 00:29:07,404 --> 00:29:08,603 Yeah, good idea. 460 00:29:08,822 --> 00:29:10,068 Me too. 461 00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:11,991 I just like getting it over with. 462 00:29:12,701 --> 00:29:13,982 Me too. 463 00:29:20,918 --> 00:29:24,916 So who do you like better, Red Lightning or The Tick? 464 00:29:25,839 --> 00:29:27,500 - The Tick. - Me too. 465 00:29:27,674 --> 00:29:29,882 Last year, my dad took me to this comics convention 466 00:29:30,052 --> 00:29:31,962 and I met Ben Edlund. 467 00:29:32,179 --> 00:29:33,804 You met the creator of The Tick? 468 00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:36,215 Yeah, he even signed one of my comics too. 469 00:29:36,391 --> 00:29:38,302 You could come over and see it sometime. 470 00:29:38,518 --> 00:29:40,346 Cool. 471 00:29:40,562 --> 00:29:42,437 You know who is almost as cool as The Tick? 472 00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:45,316 Arthur, former accountant and sidekick to The Tick. 473 00:29:45,524 --> 00:29:46,806 "Yes, I'm not a bunny, 474 00:29:47,026 --> 00:29:49,150 - I'm a moth. - I'm a moth." 475 00:29:52,365 --> 00:29:54,608 Look, I'm sorry if I took you by surprise, 476 00:29:54,784 --> 00:29:57,453 but I've always wanted to meet you, Reverend Hamilton. 477 00:29:57,620 --> 00:29:58,652 Call me Morgan. 478 00:30:00,623 --> 00:30:02,617 Okay. Morgan. 479 00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:05,123 If you wanted to meet me, why not come by the house? 480 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:06,962 Patty doesn't know about the wheels. 481 00:30:08,548 --> 00:30:13,756 I got drafted after we split up. Then they sent me off to Nam, 482 00:30:13,928 --> 00:30:16,681 and two months later, shipped me home in a wheelchair. 483 00:30:17,723 --> 00:30:21,888 - I'm sorry. - Ah. It's not all bad. 484 00:30:22,061 --> 00:30:26,689 I met this great nurse in rehab. Melanie. 485 00:30:26,899 --> 00:30:30,186 We got married and I adopted her two kids. 486 00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:33,072 I couldn't be happier. 487 00:30:33,281 --> 00:30:35,689 If you're so happy, then why do you still call Patricia? 488 00:30:35,908 --> 00:30:38,032 Calling Patty helps me remember a time in my life 489 00:30:38,202 --> 00:30:40,741 when I was more carefree and stupid. 490 00:30:40,955 --> 00:30:43,412 She was the best thing that ever happened to me as a kid. 491 00:30:43,624 --> 00:30:45,001 And it's hard to let go of that. 492 00:30:45,209 --> 00:30:46,241 Uh... 493 00:30:46,419 --> 00:30:48,911 Does your wife know you call Patricia? 494 00:30:49,130 --> 00:30:52,132 Sure, but she also knows that I love her. 495 00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:54,542 And I wouldn't change our life together for anything. 496 00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:58,095 So did you bring this guy along with you 497 00:30:58,264 --> 00:30:59,545 to keep you from beating me up? 498 00:30:59,765 --> 00:31:01,309 [SCOFFS] 499 00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:06,393 Let me buy you two guys a beer. Looks like you could use one. 500 00:31:12,111 --> 00:31:13,654 [SIMON SIGHS] 501 00:31:13,821 --> 00:31:15,566 Look. 502 00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:18,153 I know you think I'm experienced 503 00:31:18,326 --> 00:31:20,403 and that's why you asked me to the party, 504 00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:23,414 but if you must know, I've never kissed a girl before. 505 00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:25,206 And certainly not 506 00:31:25,373 --> 00:31:27,034 for seven whole minutes in a dark closet. 507 00:31:27,209 --> 00:31:29,783 So if you wanna leave, I'll understand. 508 00:31:30,003 --> 00:31:33,254 Well, I've never been kissed before either. 509 00:31:33,465 --> 00:31:34,794 But I heard that-- 510 00:31:35,008 --> 00:31:37,465 You heard I made out with a lot of boys, right? 511 00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:40,213 - Yup. - Well, I didn't. 512 00:31:40,388 --> 00:31:43,640 Doug Peterson just told everyone I did because I wouldn't kiss him. 513 00:31:43,850 --> 00:31:47,220 Doesn't it bother you that people think you did something that you never did? 514 00:31:47,437 --> 00:31:50,143 No. Why should it? It's not true. 515 00:31:53,985 --> 00:31:55,101 You're pretty cool. 516 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,732 You're pretty cool too. 517 00:31:57,447 --> 00:32:00,116 So if you didn't ask me to the party based on my kissing ability, 518 00:32:00,283 --> 00:32:03,902 then why did you ask me? 519 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,494 Because I like you. I think you're cute. 520 00:32:06,706 --> 00:32:07,905 Oh. 521 00:32:09,668 --> 00:32:10,949 Oh. 522 00:32:16,591 --> 00:32:19,130 - I like you too. NIGEL: Simon, you better come out. 523 00:32:19,302 --> 00:32:23,004 - Right now. - Not now. 524 00:32:23,223 --> 00:32:24,932 Would you like to kiss me? 525 00:32:26,476 --> 00:32:28,849 - You mean, your first kiss? - Yours too. 526 00:32:29,062 --> 00:32:31,471 - Oh, cool. - Super cool. 527 00:32:31,648 --> 00:32:35,943 Okay, close your eyes, count to three, then we'll kiss. 528 00:32:36,152 --> 00:32:37,316 Okay. 529 00:32:37,487 --> 00:32:40,026 One, two... 530 00:32:46,872 --> 00:32:48,664 Hi. 531 00:32:59,718 --> 00:33:01,177 [CHUCKLING] 532 00:33:19,653 --> 00:33:21,481 Come on, you two, watch the movie. 533 00:33:21,697 --> 00:33:23,904 - This is better. - Yeah. 534 00:33:28,913 --> 00:33:30,194 Can you believe it? 535 00:33:30,414 --> 00:33:33,451 If I saw one of my daughters in a theatre making out like these two, 536 00:33:33,626 --> 00:33:35,204 I'd send her to a convent. 537 00:33:35,419 --> 00:33:38,041 I mean, this is a kid's movie, for goodness' sakes. 538 00:33:42,509 --> 00:33:44,384 Keesha? 539 00:33:48,682 --> 00:33:50,593 Lucy? 540 00:34:00,152 --> 00:34:02,062 MARY: Dear God, my mom's here. 541 00:34:05,658 --> 00:34:08,529 You know, you really shouldn't call Patricia anymore. 542 00:34:08,702 --> 00:34:10,826 Morgan... 543 00:34:10,996 --> 00:34:13,405 You should come by the house instead. 544 00:34:13,582 --> 00:34:15,457 I know she'd love to see you again, 545 00:34:15,668 --> 00:34:18,871 and if I hadn't been such a fool all these years, you would have. 546 00:34:19,088 --> 00:34:21,662 What about the kids? Do they know about me? 547 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,130 I don't wanna cause any trouble for anyone. 548 00:34:24,343 --> 00:34:26,052 Yeah, yeah, they know. 549 00:34:26,262 --> 00:34:28,421 Then I accept. 550 00:34:28,597 --> 00:34:31,932 I'd love to see Patty, meet the kids. 551 00:34:32,142 --> 00:34:33,554 Great. 552 00:34:33,727 --> 00:34:36,682 - Just let me know when you're free. - I'm free right now. 553 00:34:36,855 --> 00:34:38,267 I could go home with you tonight. 554 00:34:39,858 --> 00:34:42,814 Uh... Sure, that'd be great. 555 00:34:42,987 --> 00:34:46,072 Unless, of course, some other time would be better. 556 00:34:46,282 --> 00:34:48,109 We don't wanna monopolize your evening. 557 00:34:48,325 --> 00:34:51,077 Nope, I'm free all night, so tonight's great for me. 558 00:34:53,246 --> 00:34:54,326 Great. 559 00:34:55,081 --> 00:34:57,454 I'll just go call my wife. 560 00:34:59,377 --> 00:35:01,086 We're in big trouble, you know that? 561 00:35:04,340 --> 00:35:06,001 Yeah. 562 00:35:11,764 --> 00:35:15,977 Mom, this may be a bad time, but do we have to tell Dad about this? 563 00:35:16,144 --> 00:35:18,387 Yeah, do we? 564 00:35:18,605 --> 00:35:19,981 They're as good as told. 565 00:35:20,189 --> 00:35:22,064 [GIGGLING] 566 00:35:24,319 --> 00:35:25,897 Well, the evening is not a total waste. 567 00:35:26,070 --> 00:35:27,815 At least Ruthie and Lynn are friends again. 568 00:35:28,489 --> 00:35:31,610 Ah-ah. You can run, but you can't hide. 569 00:35:32,994 --> 00:35:34,786 I'll take hiding for now. 570 00:35:34,954 --> 00:35:38,620 But, you know, Mom, technically, aside from making out, 571 00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:40,999 I really didn't do anything wrong. 572 00:35:41,211 --> 00:35:44,166 Oh, well, then, this may sound harsh to you. 573 00:35:44,339 --> 00:35:47,127 To start with, you're on house probation for three months. 574 00:35:47,342 --> 00:35:49,170 If you can stay out of trouble for that long, 575 00:35:49,344 --> 00:35:52,180 I might consider letting you out of the house before you turn 21. 576 00:35:52,388 --> 00:35:54,596 But if you so much as cross the line once, 577 00:35:54,766 --> 00:35:56,142 I'm gonna have you lowjacked. 578 00:35:56,309 --> 00:35:58,516 Got it? Good. 579 00:35:59,312 --> 00:36:01,187 What she said and probably more. 580 00:36:01,397 --> 00:36:02,774 Okay. 581 00:36:02,941 --> 00:36:06,690 But can we just not call any attention to the fact that I'm being punished 582 00:36:06,861 --> 00:36:08,025 and not tell Dad? 583 00:36:08,238 --> 00:36:10,646 - Please? - I don't hide things from your father. 584 00:36:10,865 --> 00:36:13,025 That goes double for me. Upstairs. 585 00:36:13,243 --> 00:36:16,328 Come on, Mom, just consider how you'd feel. 586 00:36:16,496 --> 00:36:18,324 - What if you were me? - Go. 587 00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:23,793 Lowjacked? 588 00:36:33,262 --> 00:36:36,429 I'm sorry for back at the club, man. I was way out of line. 589 00:36:36,598 --> 00:36:40,644 This is my mess and I have no right to drag you into it. 590 00:36:40,811 --> 00:36:43,054 But you can really sing. 591 00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:46,315 Thanks. That means a lot. 592 00:36:46,483 --> 00:36:49,058 Hey, I found out, man, last month, that Tuskegee wants me. 593 00:36:49,278 --> 00:36:51,947 - Early acceptance. - Congratulations, that's excellent. 594 00:36:52,114 --> 00:36:53,574 Can't you do your music thing there? 595 00:36:53,782 --> 00:36:54,814 Not really. 596 00:36:54,992 --> 00:36:57,484 Company that offered me the record deal is small and local. 597 00:36:57,703 --> 00:37:00,029 How about a local college? You can work on a record contract 598 00:37:00,205 --> 00:37:02,199 - and go to school. - If I go anywhere in state, 599 00:37:02,374 --> 00:37:04,783 then I'll be forced to live at home to save money. 600 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,372 And I don't know if I can do that. 601 00:37:06,587 --> 00:37:08,130 Yeah, I know what you mean. 602 00:37:08,297 --> 00:37:10,623 I'm praying I only get accepted to an out-of-state school. 603 00:37:10,799 --> 00:37:12,460 I'll have to get a scholarship and a job. 604 00:37:12,634 --> 00:37:15,422 Maybe two jobs, plus a student loan to afford it. 605 00:37:15,596 --> 00:37:17,885 But it'll be worth it just to be on my own for a change. 606 00:37:18,098 --> 00:37:19,677 Yeah. 607 00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:27,774 So, boys-- I mean, men, how did it go? 608 00:37:27,983 --> 00:37:30,605 I can never come to another party at Jessica's house again. 609 00:37:30,819 --> 00:37:33,394 - But I can. - Jessica's dad calling Mom and Dad? 610 00:37:33,614 --> 00:37:36,865 He didn't mention that when he was yelling at me, so probably not. 611 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,031 You don't think he'd do that, do you? Do you? 612 00:37:41,246 --> 00:37:44,082 It depends. Start talking. 613 00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:53,793 We got a little surprise for you, honey. 614 00:37:54,009 --> 00:37:56,382 Look who we bumped into at the pool hall. 615 00:37:58,013 --> 00:37:59,841 Surprise. 616 00:38:03,936 --> 00:38:06,558 It's me. Kevin. 617 00:38:07,689 --> 00:38:09,648 Your...? 618 00:38:09,858 --> 00:38:10,974 A little shocked? 619 00:38:11,193 --> 00:38:12,272 Yeah. 620 00:38:13,444 --> 00:38:15,770 Uh-- But... 621 00:38:15,947 --> 00:38:20,740 Oh, my God, Kevin, it is so good to see you. 622 00:38:32,338 --> 00:38:34,497 Hey, I'm sorry my parents were late. 623 00:38:34,715 --> 00:38:37,172 - I hope you don't get in trouble. - No, don't worry. 624 00:38:37,343 --> 00:38:40,012 I'm pretty sure my parents will be focused on Lucy tonight. 625 00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:43,257 Hey, want a ride? 626 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:46,936 Thanks for the movie. I think I'll catch a ride home with my brother. 627 00:38:47,144 --> 00:38:48,770 That's cool. 628 00:38:54,569 --> 00:38:56,776 Fourteen. You're 14. 629 00:38:58,489 --> 00:39:00,649 You know, maybe this wasn't such a good idea. 630 00:39:00,867 --> 00:39:02,196 Oh. 631 00:39:02,368 --> 00:39:04,694 Well, yeah. I'll still see you at school. 632 00:39:04,912 --> 00:39:07,120 Yeah, and remember, this date is our little secret. 633 00:39:07,331 --> 00:39:08,708 Sure. 634 00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:10,952 Secret. You bet. 635 00:39:19,343 --> 00:39:20,459 What are you doing here? 636 00:39:20,678 --> 00:39:22,506 We dropped Simon and Nigel off at the house 637 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,638 and circled back to find out who your date was. 638 00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:28,686 MATT: Isn't that kid Lucy's friend? - Shut up, okay? 639 00:39:28,895 --> 00:39:31,731 Are you so desperate you're dating 14-year-olds now? 640 00:39:32,773 --> 00:39:34,055 Not anymore. 641 00:39:36,736 --> 00:39:38,895 Oh. Mary, look. 642 00:39:39,071 --> 00:39:43,153 Your date's parents are waving at us. That is so sweet. Wave. 643 00:39:47,205 --> 00:39:48,237 Fine. 644 00:39:48,414 --> 00:39:50,823 Keep it up and I won't tell you what happened with our moms 645 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,543 and Lucy and Keesha. 646 00:39:53,418 --> 00:39:54,700 Spill it. 647 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,830 Okay, here's the short version. 648 00:39:57,005 --> 00:39:59,674 Lucy and Keesha were making out in the movies with two guys 649 00:39:59,841 --> 00:40:02,167 and Mom and Mrs. Hamilton caught them. 650 00:40:02,385 --> 00:40:03,418 What? Making out? 651 00:40:03,595 --> 00:40:04,711 Lucy? Our Lucy? 652 00:40:04,930 --> 00:40:06,840 Keesha? My little sister, Keesha? 653 00:40:07,057 --> 00:40:08,552 Mm-hm. 654 00:40:13,605 --> 00:40:17,686 I can't tell you how great it was seeing you after all these years. 655 00:40:18,652 --> 00:40:21,226 You're as kind and gentle and big-hearted 656 00:40:21,404 --> 00:40:22,948 as you were the day we met. 657 00:40:23,156 --> 00:40:24,188 [CHUCKLING] 658 00:40:24,366 --> 00:40:26,525 I'm so glad you finally got a chance to meet the kids. 659 00:40:26,701 --> 00:40:29,454 I'm just sorry you didn't get to see my oldest, John. 660 00:40:29,621 --> 00:40:33,121 - Maybe another time. - Yeah, I promise. 661 00:40:55,605 --> 00:40:57,729 You guys just missed meeting my first husband. 662 00:40:57,899 --> 00:41:00,391 Oh, that's too bad. 663 00:41:02,362 --> 00:41:05,198 - I can't believe he called. - Well, he did. 664 00:41:05,365 --> 00:41:06,825 A make-out party? 665 00:41:12,831 --> 00:41:14,077 Okay, what's going on? 666 00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:15,620 I didn't do anything. I swear. 667 00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:19,168 At this moment, Nigel, no matter what you did, 668 00:41:19,337 --> 00:41:22,458 your father's in more trouble than you are. 669 00:41:22,674 --> 00:41:24,549 Cool. 670 00:41:26,803 --> 00:41:30,932 Why don't you boys go into the kitchen and get a snack? 671 00:41:40,024 --> 00:41:44,734 Morgan, Eric, why didn't you tell me you wanted to meet my ex-husband? 672 00:41:44,904 --> 00:41:46,814 I would've gladly arranged it. 673 00:41:47,031 --> 00:41:50,198 I think I'm gonna let Morgan answer that. 674 00:41:50,409 --> 00:41:53,530 Ha. A true friend to the end. 675 00:41:59,043 --> 00:42:01,120 - I can't believe you two are this dumb. - Exactly. 676 00:42:01,295 --> 00:42:03,668 Wanna get a bad reputation before you even start dating? 677 00:42:03,881 --> 00:42:05,542 Brian would never tell anyone what we did. 678 00:42:05,716 --> 00:42:07,460 Yeah, Rick either. He's a gentleman. 679 00:42:07,676 --> 00:42:08,709 What planet are you from? 680 00:42:08,886 --> 00:42:11,555 Because here on Earth, guys tell other guys everything. 681 00:42:11,764 --> 00:42:14,090 Even if you do nothing, they still tell everyone you did. 682 00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:15,382 How do you know that? 683 00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:16,681 Hello? We're guys. 684 00:42:16,894 --> 00:42:19,468 I don't even know what you two were thinking. 685 00:42:24,401 --> 00:42:28,021 I told you guys it was a bad idea making out with girls at your age. 686 00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:29,864 It wasn't totally bad. 687 00:42:30,032 --> 00:42:31,527 It wasn't bad at all. 688 00:42:32,451 --> 00:42:34,824 [PHONE RINGS] 689 00:42:36,914 --> 00:42:38,623 Hello? 690 00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:40,490 It's Scott. 691 00:42:41,168 --> 00:42:43,660 Uh... Tell him I'm not here, I already went to bed. 692 00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:47,753 Uh, she already went to bed, but I'll tell her you called. 693 00:42:47,925 --> 00:42:49,753 Yup, bye. 694 00:42:52,972 --> 00:42:55,724 So you're dating some geek in Lucy's class? 695 00:42:55,891 --> 00:42:57,090 What were you thinking? 696 00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:01,178 [GIGGLING] 697 00:43:01,355 --> 00:43:03,514 I like me better this way. 698 00:43:03,691 --> 00:43:05,850 Yeah, you look more adult. 699 00:43:06,068 --> 00:43:08,192 Thanks for helping me. You're a good friend. 700 00:43:08,404 --> 00:43:09,780 [GIGGLING] 701 00:43:11,866 --> 00:43:13,658 MATT: So we're clear, we don't ever wanna find out 702 00:43:13,826 --> 00:43:15,819 that you and Keesha are making out at the movies. 703 00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:17,987 JOHN: Or anywhere else. LUCY: No more making out. 704 00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:20,999 KEESHA: Okay, okay. Just stop lecturing us. 705 00:43:21,165 --> 00:43:22,542 Jeez, you're worse than Dad. 706 00:43:22,709 --> 00:43:24,749 LUCY: Yeah. Way worse. 707 00:43:31,509 --> 00:43:33,004 [WHISPERING] When exactly were you going to tell us 708 00:43:33,177 --> 00:43:35,171 that our daughters were making out at the movies? 709 00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:37,340 When you told us what you were doing. 710 00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:39,639 Well, I don't think we need to get involved. 711 00:43:39,851 --> 00:43:41,975 No, Matt and John are doing a pretty good job. 712 00:43:42,145 --> 00:43:44,222 When do you wanna talk to the boys about college? 713 00:43:44,439 --> 00:43:46,516 Maybe we could go out next Friday night. 714 00:43:46,691 --> 00:43:49,479 You know, guys' night out with our sons. 715 00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:52,103 Matt and John should just talk to each other about college. 716 00:43:52,322 --> 00:43:53,983 I agree. They'll make the right decision. 717 00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:55,575 - I hope so. - Me too. 718 00:43:55,742 --> 00:43:57,735 But if it's the wrong decision... 719 00:43:57,952 --> 00:43:59,661 - Could we go out with them then? - No. 720 00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:01,414 Never. 721 00:44:02,498 --> 00:44:04,457 KEESHA: We don't need you to yell at us. 722 00:44:04,626 --> 00:44:05,741 LUCY: Yeah, we've got parents. 723 00:44:05,919 --> 00:44:08,161 MATT: They don't know anything. 724 00:44:08,211 --> 00:44:12,761 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54761

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